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EVENING LEDQER-pmLADEEPHIA, SATTJUPAT, NOVEMBER ' i7i 1917-
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YOUNG LIEUTENANT IS THE ONLY ONE OF SISTER'S BEAUX THAT HAS UEEN ABLE TO KEEP
LITTLE WILLIE FROM PEEPING I NTO THE PARLOR
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Pi J MUST MNE Him op g
AMD 5H00T HIM AS J"Tl
By FO.NTAINU KOX
LIKELY TO BE A SHORT-LIVED FRIENDSHIP
Prom Dp Notenkralcer Amsterdam. Hollinl
i iwni we .Mii-imr.uir .mstcraam, Ilolltnd
"WITH GOD'S HELP, WE DEFEATED THE ENEMY"
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Willing to Retire
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First Wat Worker I don't think
It'll last much longer, d'you?
Second ditto No. Shan't bo sorry to
get i Into "civvies' again neither.
Nun-Too-True
Ignatz I saw two nuns today, who
srreatly resembled each other.
Brlteness Huh: they must bo eta
ters. Awgwan.
Physically Defective
London Upinlcr..
Officer (re-examining rejected) Why
were you rejected before?
ltecrult Valuable deceit ot tho
heart, sir
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Like tho bllnkln' Government beer.
Sketch.
Would Do or Die
Young Wlfo (at dinner table, sob.
bins) I think you you are Just as
mean as as you can bo. I made that
that apple dumpling as a pleasant
surprise for you, and and now
you want me to bring a meat saw to
cut It In two with.
Young Husband Good gracious,
Marie, is that a dumpllns? I took It
for a cocoanut. (With desperate
firmness I'll eat it now, it it kills
me. Pearson's Weekly.
The Yinmr r nHv ,Wns (he Way
Hope for Him
Ethel Do you really think the lieu.
, tenant will propose to Beth?
Edith Oh, yes; ho hau several
medals for bravery, you know! Pear
son's Weekly.
SCHOOL DAYS
4o'h. Ta live a -million Satin j
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Chapln, la St. Louis Republic.
Wo ahkul tlii; yuutig lady across tha
way if the new neighbors had any
minor children and she replied sternly
that eho believed they were both boys.
As Per Advertisement
A woman of uncertain ago required
the sen-ices of a page boy Jand In
serted In tho local paper an advertise
ment headed, "Youth wanted."
One of her friends, with little
humor and less taste, sent her a bottle
of a celebrated wrinkle remover, a pot
of fairy bloom, a set of false teeth
and a flaxed wig.
Inured to Suffering
He Have you considered, darling,
the seriousness of the step you have
considered to take? Married life, you
know, is not all honey. Do you think
you can bear to suffer as well aa to
reJo!ce7
She Indeed X can, John. Haven't
I worn .shoe two stsea too small ever
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THE BLASPHEMER
Ireland, In Columbus Dlsiutch.
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A GOOD STRING
Urown, In Chieaca News,
fc From Nov' SstTrlkea, .Ptrofrd, RumU.
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Trom N'cbelspalter. Zurich. Swttjcrland.
ON THE RETREAT
xr tJRus,sin Soldier "Why should wo die, brother? The
National Congress said: 'Long live the army.'"
Ave, In raising qhow, tendon,, Enx.
i.aiM1 J MYR COME TO.STAY WITH YOU , . WILi THI
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