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cPAPPLtr Wit and Wisdom of a Busv World
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THE PADDED CELL
Iondon Opinion
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p "Can you tell me whereabouts I am?
urn jaree iss, zur, I can that j thla
Tan b Farmer Tamsln's field
She Suspected It
First Girl My cheeka are all afire
Second Girl I thought there was a
rnell of burning paint Pearson's
so Weekl.
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Of Course!
I London Opinion
Counsel Were none of the creditors
fully paid?
15 Witness Tea, certainty! The law.
a yera were.
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Unappreciated Art
Artist (trlumphantlj) "What do
you think of my picture of a peasant
girl, Miss Featherbrain?
Miss F (gushingly) It's splendid!
What a lovely hat she has on! Is
she going to a theatre?
Artist (despondently) That's not a
liat; she's carrying home a bundle of
hay.
The Young Lady Across the Way
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SCHOOL DAYS
By DWIG
The young lady across the way says
the days will continue to grow shorter
until we hae passed the December
equinox.
Forestalling a Touch
"Poor Herbert, how I wish you did
not have to slave so from morning
to night," murmured his wife, aa with
a fond caress she seated herself on
her husband's knee and gently,
stroked the gray streaked locks from
his lofty brow. And the grave, stern
man of business understood her at
once, arfd answered.
"Well, Suslo. what Is It, a hat or
wht? Don't be jod, hard on ra, for
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cupss i'll have;
TO TRADE TJ-1P.
FLIVERih FOR A
7 RASENC-EKi.
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ir HE'S GOING TO MAKE THE HILL WITH THAT LOAD
Godwin, In Pittsburgh DltpUcb.
KEEP UP TO DATE
MAKINO HIS IMilAils'piGnT '""""
ihe Iniled States takes over $200,000,000 worth of profits
on Teuton-owned corporations.
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alasek In Chlcsso IlertM.
CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENTS FOR GERMANY
xr THE "FRIGHTFULNESS" SPECULIST nt"01 (Canaa Bt"'
Modern Piclnvick Fat Boy: "I wants to make "ter flesh creep!"
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1 Henry, in Cuiell'a Saturday Journal, london, England
WHO DARES TO TALK OF PEACE WITH THIS AT LAKGE!
Nowell, In Woman's Wear, Naw York City,
BREAK THE SPELLI
. From Punch, Melbourne, AUatralla,
A CLOUE l 0 BIGGER" THAN A
MAN'S HAND
f.njurg: "Sire J Sire! Even If we
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TUE ONLY LANGUAGE HE WILL EVER-
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