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Sweet Little Maiden Is theie n
letter for me?
I'ostolllco Cleik Who's me'
Sweet Little Maiden I'm Gladjs
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I'ostoltlce Clerk Yes, I dare say
jou are clad he's coming; but whati
jour it lino?
Sweet Llttlo Maiden How daie
miu' M name is Gl.uls Cummin
I'ostolllco Clerk Oh oh I bog
jour paulun Pearson's Weekh
Pat's Solution
1'rufcssoi Pat, what Is jour iolu
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Pat Well. f.or. 1 think wo should
hao n world democracj1 with an
Irishman for king Life.
Accuracy
An American editor had a notlco
stuck aboc his desk that lead.
"Accuracj' Accuracjl Accutacy!"
And this notice he always pointed out
to the new repoiters.
One day the joungest member of
the staff came in with his report of
a public meeting Tho editor tend it
through and came to tho hentence
"Three thousand nine bundled and
nlrety-nlne eyes were fixed upon tho
epeaker."
'What do you mean by making a
Bljly blunder like that?" ho demanded
TVrathfully
"But It's not a blunder," protested
the youngster. "There was a one
eyed man in tho nudlence." Tit-lilts.
M'litary Conho'ation
At a certain milltaij depot nn ob
vious mallngeier attended tho teg
mental doctor for examination. Ills
talq of woe was, however, laid on too
thick what with a weal; heart,
corns, lumbago, etc
The shrewd doctor." patting him on
the shoulder, said to him
"My poor fellow go to France and
get shot out of your misery " Jour
nal American1 Medical Association.
n Incident at the Gcc-Whiz Tilm Company's Studios
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time Do rum ruber that this Is a. loleiu liurglarj Kiene not a little domestic
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Affectionate
She was exhibiting her pet dog to
her bashful admirer "Is ho affec
tlonatc"' ho asked. . "Is ho affec
tionate""' she tepeated archly. "In
deed he Is' Mo e Uiuno' Come,
good doggie and show Charlie Smith
how to kiss me " Answers
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The younp lady across the way says
her father's awfully patriotic and she
oerheard him say he'd have inveated
heavily In Liberty Bonds If he hadn't
considered It a good time to buy rail
road rtocks.
First Aid
Voice 13 the doctor ln7
The New Maid No, 'o ain't!
Voice- will you give him a mes
sage, please? Tell him that Mrs.
Dun Urown has a Uelglan gymkhana
coming on and wants to know If he
can do anything to help.
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"WILT THOU HAVE THIS MAN?"
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