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Wit and Wisdom of a Busy World
CAPTO
THE POWERFUL KATUINKA CERTAINLY MADE QUICK WOHK OF THE ORGANGRINDER WHO
It, REFUSED TO MPVE ON WHEN HL'B MISTRESS HAD A HEADACHE
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r By FONTAINE FOX
(Copyright.)
None of His Business
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Caell' Saturday Journal.
"Mike, darllnt, shuro an It's out
golden wedding termorrow. Shall wo
kill th' pig?"
'Th' pig, la ut! And phwafa tlio
pig got to do wld phwat happened fifty
years ago?"
His Real Display
London Opinion.
The Captain Before I proposed I
told her all my past life. Don't you
think I showed a wonderful courage?
The Major M'yes, and a still more
wonderful memory!
THE PADDED CELL
V WELX,WHATOFlT f
Mean
Young Arthur was wrestling with a
lesson In grammar. "Father," said
he, thoughtfully, "what part of,
speech Is woman?"
"Woman, my boy, Is 'not a part of
speech; she Is all of It," returned
father. Milwaukee Sentinel.
SCHOOL DAYS
i fflllW-V tnika. ToaGrcd" ! ttnas Jnfo. & 'ianSwa &ro
H inaaa woe 1 6 h.iw w Ixjerii? ou
The Young Lady Across the Way
The young lady across the way says
she saw In the paper that the Germans
were thinking about evacuatlnr Bel
glum to the last man and she wouldn't
put anything past them after what
they've already .done.
Why She Was Silent
Bessie was dressing her doll, whlls
Master Frank, who was out of 'humor,
spoke to her In a very teasing: way.
She was quick tempered, but In this
instance did not retort.
"Bessie," her mamma said, "Frank
talked very disagreeably to you. It
was very, nice of you not to answer
back, as you do sometimes."
"Mamma," replied Bessie. "I
wanted to, but couldn't My. mouth
was full of sia." I
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Valastk, In Brooklyn Citizen
DANCING TO THE SAME OLD TUNE
F. O. 8., In Knickerbocker Frets, Albany, N "I
FUEL CONSERVATION ,
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GOOD ADVICE
Terry, In Sioux City (Iowa) Journal
Harding', In Brooklyn Etftr
LET IT RAIN TODAY
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Taylor, In Loj Anctles (Cal.) Tims
A SENDOFF
., -,,. .... Donahey, In Cleveland (Ohio) Plain Dealer
"DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS NATION IS AT WAR?"
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B4e, la Bpokan (WAh.) epokeimm-lUrleW
HAVK YOU A -SUBSTITUTK OK-THK FIRING UNlSt. -
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