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Wit and Wisdom of a Busy World
THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY
By FONTAINE FOX
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Np) BREAK IN THE
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(Copright)
Why Go to Bed?
Parmer I suppose you won't bo
wanting to get up very early the first
few mornings?
C-3 Substitute (formerly something
tn the city) No, I'm afraid I um not
used to It.
Parmer All right; In that case we
won't have breakfast till 4:30 a. in.
Jennie's Idea
The callers were staying very late,
and little Jennie, who had becomo
very tired, Anally tald:
"Mamma, hadn't all of us better
go to bed so Mr. Brown's folks can
Bo home."
To Be Sure
I London Opinion,
T "I suppose when I go back to Prance
1 you'll forget all about me?"
"Oh, no, no. I have got your name
and address, haven't I?"
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Avoid This
"What! You kicking about your
food? I thought you boasted about
your housekeeper's cooking t,o well "
"Yes, but I muriied her and now
we keep a cook." Boston Transcript.
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The YounR Lady Across the Way
The young lady across the way says
she overheard her father Bay he waa
going to cut a melon downtown today
and she supposes that's better for hlra
than too much pastry.
1 bet-
A Little Resuscitation
Hy Them doctors is a glttln'
ter every year.
Cy Yep, I see they are going to
revive Shakespeare tn New York.
Common or Garden
Quest Walter, I see you have tui
tie soup on the menu. Is It mock
turtle?
Walter No, salij Jls plain very
day ud turtle, sah.
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THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT WAR WILD FRUIT H
Hoover (to food profiteer): "You're supposed to put somothins in not Civilization: "And to think that this tree was planted in my narael"
to take somcthinj: out." '
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BONDS or ll BAG ' -0
To Sae To Enslave Zzz '
Democracy Democracy J
McCaM, In Portland (Ore.) Evcnlnn Telegram,
OUR MONEY OR OUR NATIONAL LIFE
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A FOOL AND HIS MONEY
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