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JUST AFTER THE THIRD CAR HAD REFUSED TO STOP, THE TERRIBLE TEMPERED MR. BANG SPIED
ONE OF THOSE TRAFFIC SEMAPHORES WHICH WASNT IN USE
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By FONTAINE FOX
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Brave Italians
While ou may praise the men of
France because they stopped the IIun'H
advance, and talk about the pluck and
grit with which the BrltlHh did their
bit, and compliment the Japanese who
took some lonely ports with ease, und
even feel the Muscovite may yet put up
a decent fight, don't overlook the brav
ery of the sons of sunny Italy whose
portion of the general scrap Is any
thing except a snap They've had to
climb the Icy Alps to get n whack at
Austrian scalps. Supplies and guns
they've 'had to drag from rock to rock
and crag to crag. They'e had to shed
their hats and coats and climb like
Itocky Mountain goats. They've had to
drag their dally beans through gullies,
chasms and ravines Another thing
they've had to do Is tunnel mountains
through and through We have to hand
It to these Wops who battle In the
mountain tops, and realize they have a
claim to recognition, honor, fame. The
laurel crown they well deserve for
olid 18-karat nerve. WILL MOORE.
A Close Share
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THE PADDED CELL
London Opinion.
Bosun Charlie ! Come on ' A bllnkln'
U-boat.
Charlie Votcher mean, bargln' In
like that you nearly made me cut me-self!
UTTLE KOLAND STAND? TH UJIUSUAlIV
DROUGHT in INDIA
KILLED ALL THE.
BUTTERFUES THAT
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Reassuring
Proud Wife (to nervous friend In
automobile) I feel so safe with
George driving now he has joined the
Red Cross. He is learning first aid,
and knows where all the hospitals
are. London Opinion.
SCHOOL DAYS By DWIG
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The Young Lady Across the Way
The young lady across the way says
there's no truth In the statement that
this la a rich man's war and she hap
pens to know a number of young men
In very moderate circumstances who
volunteered just as readily as her
richer friends.
Friendly Advice
First Boarder I can't think how
It is you manage to fare so well
here. I've Industriously made my
self pleasant to the landlady and her
daughters, and yet I'm half-starved,
Second Boarder Try the cook.
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I'M GETTING MY FILL OF THIS
BUY A BOND AND
Klrby, In New Tork World.
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