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Pictorial Section
EVENING LBDGER-PHILABELPHIA, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1917
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By FONTAINI2 FOX.
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Don't take my valued time to tell
about the pranks of II. C. I I know
It takes a lot of dough to keep a fel
low on the bo, to pay the rent and buy
the shoes and clothes and other things
we Use. to pay for milk and eggs and
meat and other things we -have to eat;
but, when your woes you would re
hearse remember that they might be
worse. Be glad you have the price to
pay for living In the U. S. A., and when
you feel Inclined to kick and Bay that
prices make you sick, Just think of
Europe's sore distress, where folks
can't buy the stuff to "fress," where
they can't buy the stuff to drink al
though they'd gladly pay tho chink.
It's true of course that living's dear,
but It's worth something to he here.
A. premium I'm glad to pay for living
In the U. 8. A. and If you want to
howl and kick, excuse me, please, it
makes me sick. WILL MOOR12.
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LEANING AS PAR AS HE DARES
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BEWARE OF GREEKS (AND BOCHES) BEARING GIFTS
Valawk, In Brooklyn Cltln.
TEUTONIC CULTURE
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across the way that we'd like to be
well-heeled and .she said shoes cer
tainly were expensive now but of
course we could have them half-soled.
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bond for my husband.
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