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EVENING LEDaEK-PHlLxVDELPHI A, RIDAY OCTOBER 19, 1917
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WHEN THE FIRST FLOOR SCREENS WERE REMOVED THE POWERFUL KATRINKA CARRIED A PILE
SO niGn THAT DAD COULD. SIMPLY LAY THE. SECOND FLOOR ONES RIGHT ON TOP
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By FONTAINE FOX.
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77e Heater
O hungry, Boulless Iron brule, ;ipu
make me suffer pairs acute. I have'to"
us my hard-earned cash to feed you
coiil that turns to ash At morning,
noon and night you eat your meal of
prehistoric peat with appetite that
kee'ier grows tha more ,the winter
zephyr blows and r must feed you or.
behold, my other boarders will be cold.
That makes me think that while you
chew your board Is getting overdue.
You never yield a single cent to help
me pay my bills and rent, although
your diet costs the more per diem than
It did of yore. You have mo now. be
yond all doubt, and I can't een put
you out. But, ah, t suffer not In vain,
for .when the summer comes again I'll
.mnlto you duffer for our sins. You'll
sit and stare at empty bins. To pen
alize you for your call you'll get no
meals until the fall.
WILL MOOR 13.
He Meant Well
THE PADDED CELL
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iondon Opinion.
The Major (to distinguished baritone)
You have a magnificent Olce. my
dear sir, but you're wasted absolutely
wasted an a singer. You. ought to be a
drill sergeant !
SCHOOL DAYS
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SCHOOL DAYS By DWIG I
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The ybung lady; across the way says
most ofyho- crooked things done by
Germany seih't. to be the' work of the
foreign office and "perhaps the natives
aren't as bad as they're painted.
Muit'.Wtit f?r. tlje Newspaper
"How m.ny revolutlphs does' the
earth rriajie jnR day? H'a yoir turn,
Willi Smith,'
"ToU can't tftll, teachtf,' till you see
the "evening1 paper." Baltimore'
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From iI?rl"'r. Zurich. Kultzerlan-I
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When Kurope lle bleeding, look out for the hyenas of the Kast
WIXTER, RUSSIA'S SILENT
From the Humanitarian, New Tork'Cla
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Tom Slay. In the Detroit Journal
HELr FREE THE AVORLP BY Bl'YIXG LIBERTY BONDS
From Novl SatlrHon, retrocraa
Deserter "I am not going to tho front, motlur.
1 shall stay at homo nnd defend the revolutllHl'
Russia "Your defense will be her ruin."
From Motor Abo
UNCLE SAM, THE AUCTIONEER
on boj's; buy Liberty Bonds! Make It snappy! Liberty Is calling!"
Glbba, In the Bltlroor Bui
SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE
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ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER
From IA.lno, Home, ltlf
MILITARISM BEHIND BARS
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On the bars are written the words "Popular Sovereignty TOJS.
t'onat Tribunal." "The Society of Nations," "Compulsory $'-&
lion.' "nuaranteen of Vnllonal Inifenendence, .. ..;!""7.
Disarmiiment ' "Thp nemocrntliation of Ooyernmentn. ( IJ
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