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EWS OF THE CARTOONISTS AT HOME " ANDABr6aD
I'rom Reynold a Ncwsiapcr I unJon
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THE TERRIBLE TEMPERED MR. BANG'S NEW STENOGRAPHER COMES IN TO TAKE DICTAT&
CHEWING GUM
Hi FONTAINE FOX
(CoprrlihL)
Interned
. . Williams In the Indlanapolla News.
A REWARD WELL EARNED
The first German bringing in an American, dead or nhve, is to set a reward of 400 marks
and an iron cross.
I'rom Nleune Aniaterdimmer Ammprlam
wah's iu:vi:nsi:s i.v thij ckntrai, j;mpiiu:s
'llmo was when I'rltz thought how iiiulIi the Hon would
like to cat him but now he thinks how muih he would
like to t.it the lion
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Thej've throttled Old John Burlev
corn until the war li settled, which
makes the poor distillers mourn and feel
most Borcly nettled, and he who'd sic
rlflce hlB shoes to Kot a drink of liquor
now finds tho Increased price of booze
cats up his money quicker Two ears'
supply of Old Red Kvo has been dis
tilled ond planted to keep the land
from going dry and furnish dreams
enchanted for him who needs that sort
of thing to start his circulation and
give the nlcohollc awing to his Imag
ination Hut, If the war lasH several
jears, a world wide prohibition Is the
suggestion that appears, because each
lands position would soon be such that
It Is plain the closest conservation of
every hundredweight of grain would be
our sole salvation Then they might
form a Last Man's Club to sit with
stomachs hollow and jealous ejes upon
the dub who gets tho final swallow.
And when there Is no more to drink old
hplritus Frumentl Into oblivion will
sink and leave this land of plenty.
Ee, How Could You?
Tatlers
"I shall not marry n woman unless
she Is my exact opposite
"Vou will never find so perfect a
being as that.
From th Lo Anetlei Tlmei.
CROWDING HIM OUT
"WHAT WILL YOU. GIVE FOR HERr '" th " T" Wr"
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A Surer Test
' That man Is so honest lie wouldn't
steal a pin," said tho admiring friend
"I never thought much of the pin
test," answered Miss Cayenne, "Try
him with an umbrella'"
j THE PADDED CELL f
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( BeauTifolsirM
JSehFiTFiTs ,A
Needy Ones
Personally wo are In favor of
somebody's starting: a subscription
list for those who have signed sub
scription lists. Galveston News
The Young Lady Across the VftJ
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SCHOOL DAYS
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across the way" If she considered th
telephone a natural monopoly and M
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body's business how lone she UlKedi
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uuKcaiiYe nanus
"For ten years," said the nej
hnBrilai 'mu unt.i. .i,lnr
as plnnlrwni.t T .A ttwi1fA i
of. six, and half an hour later wM
breakfast; at seven I was at worM
dined at one : had supper at six. n
was in bed at nlne-thlrty Ate onir
Plain food, and hadn't a day's Wot-
all th tlmo"
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