MRW v j v .' F""i S'Vl ',S T"J l 'V'"-. v M 4Vm- 4 t. 1 V ' . lEimting wwrww:. - .nmwwv " x is. acs U rti ....,, meager WS OF THE CARTOONISTS AT HOME AND ABROAD , Ftchntr, tn Ttn&ndU Atnvrlc- SOAP BOXES CONSCRIPTED (This also applies to Philadelphia:) From Indlanarolla New - i Knott, In the Dallas Morning News "IS IT FOR THIS I THREW OFF THE ROMANOFF YOKE?" Ilollln Klrby, In tlie New Tnrk World RUNNING HIM DOWN Trom London Opinion. BRITANNIA AND FRANCE: "IS IT A MUSHROOM OR A TOADSTOOL?" Hindcnburg: From A Noltre, Rio de Janeiro. ON THE AISNE "Frankly, I could find my way bettor in the Russian marshes." HB( t. A .-'- '-.fee COLOSSAL From Careta, )tlo d Janeiro, Donaliey, In the Cleveland Flaln Dealer, .SYu8hiuld know that in the United States we do every- GIT I VERNON M'NUTT HAS A FINE SYSTEM FOR GETTING HIS BALL OUT OF A VERY BAD LIE IN THE? ROUGH 9 " I -THE. BAUU IS N wiTrUK SIX (NCHS oF A ?W You ARE S S. JV. aoWED To DKoP -r f W J A CHUB'S utHGtHj .J! itj t,.f r-'ff.u ,; ! J. All ii- - 'i wi,i"? . ..fHivwrff; i' H,F'' W ' ' A ' r v J 'i '.". SM,. wi. '" .H V 1 Ty rONTAINE TOX (Cosrrlrtt) Russia Old Nicholas, ths former Czar, Is llh a "chauff" without a car; he's Ilk cop without a club; he's like a bear that's lost her cub. There neer was a Czar before who had such trouble from a war, and ecr since he lost his Job his land has wrestled with the mob. From Inside Btrlfe and outside stress old TtusMa BUrely Is a mess. Tor, while the Moujlks loudly moo and rail against the ruling- few, the hostile cohorts of the Hun have cot Us army on the run; It H a Rushln' army now, that's rushln' backwards to Moscow. Who knows? Perhaps old Petrograd again may bear the name It had until a few short years ago when Kaiser Bill became Us foe, for flcelnc Russians may depart and leae It for a German mart. Unless they toon stand up and fght, the Germans on that town will light, and gho It back Its German name St. Petersburg, O what a shame! WILL MOOHE Unique Presentation The men of the fire department of a western town decided on the occasion of his birthday to present to their chief a 'fine ax. Elaborate prepaia tlons were made for the presentation in a ceremonial manner, and there was to he a presentation speech. The eloquent address framed cost the speaker many houri of mental toil. The' spokesman opened his mouth, but words came not. lie looked at the chief, at the floor, at the colling;, then made a wide gesture, t'ae a gulp, and paid: "Here's your ax." The chief, who had arisen, gae him one look of dumb consternation, nnd rejoined: "Goah! la that the ax?" THE PADDED CELL Magnificent Opportunity "I don't eeo any sense In referring to the wisdom of Solomon," said the man, smartly, "Ho had a thousand wives." "Yes," answered the woman, tartly, "he learned his wisdom ftom them." Thatoat & U J OF TAN V V IVeTrieD &VS$fTHI6 I ELSE ANb I .SlMPl-V ' V must GbT rr off I liiiiif I . . J MY E-VeMlAd Dh?aS5 ) H ! l' f y 15 THATAftCe! I'11 ' ' f ( Undeecrvinj; Once the master of a steamship, while loading at a Scotch poit, took on two hands one without a written "character" nnd another with an abundance of documentary evidence aa to his honesty and uprightness. They had not been long at sea when they encounteted rough weather, and the man with the written recom mendations, while .crossing the deck with a bucket tn his hand, was swept II overboard. The other hand saw wha'jKJ had happened and sought out tht captain. i "Do you remembor the man from 1 Dundee," he asked, "that you engaged wl' the find" character?" "Tea." said the cantaln. "What ot it?" "Weel, he's run awa' wl' jour ' bucket." SCHOOL DAYS Tf By DWIG SifitrZ " ' ' m rubber calk. -rsr ' tiiT .a. faf tr iHlh ? ...j .trfr " j:yf. B.jrf Tlie YounB Lrfdy Across the Wy nUjlZlJryOUALt. . . lliSTA 'i a. it. IPEri L'f . .vM1 The young lady across the way !?a' Bhe doesn't believe In teaching German ft In the publlo schools because modern - Qerman literature Isn't worth reaain i with the possible exception of tow Not Loud but Deep The Constable (to townsman who W You didn't see the number, but vW4 couia swear to me man. , ' "The" Tomni-I dia,but I-1 ftimucm' .; r f 2H.