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MARINE WEEK "CAPTIVES" START FOR LEAGUE ISLAND
Happy "prisoners of war" they arr, hnvinw surrcmlcrrd voluntarily to the "first drive" of the rccruitinc campniRn of the soldiers of the sea.
They don't intend to remain lnnjr in the "awkward squad." v
The Younjt Lady Across the Way
Th youne lacJy across tha way Bays
Bh saw in tha paper that thoy were
thlnklnir ot maklne noma of the taxes
retroactive and she supposes we -won't
have so much to pay next year If wo
settle In ailvanco.
The 1917 Variety '
Oldboy What has becomo of tho
old-fashionod girl who used to say,
"Ask father"?
Newsuy She now has a daughter
, who Bays, "Qlvo it moro gas, Georsc:
tho old mnn l.i gaining on us. Tho
Lamb.
THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY THAT MEETS ALL THE TRAlXjfl
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THRIFTY SKIPPER'S HAVING ?' '"vj551-
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porter teul how much he '' Jg
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THE PADDED CELL
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Tell 't&j what Your
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MATCH? CVeR There. (7S X VCSSsS. I
17 vam'verthiw: -3 x
A Suit to Suit ':
t"I want a motor costume, toSf
thing In half-mourning."
"Why, what " 9
"My englno has a habit of g
dead." Loulsvlllo CourlerJourmA
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coward. ,
Casey i Not a chanctj find onlTjt
your own, mo bhoy.
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Not Attracted
"Some day you'll ba rich enouth
retire from business."
"Give up my nice, pleasant offle
and stay home?" rejoined Mr. ore
cher. "I should say not." Washtof
ton Star,
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MAJIINE PARADE PASSING DOWN RROAD STREET
The natty and business-like appearance of the men in line today not only won the
applause of spectators, but gained several recruits from red-blooded young Philadel-
phians who witnessed the turn-out.
FIRST MARINE WEEK RECRUIT
To James Francis Maguire, 4701 Lancaster ave
nue, goes the honor. He is twenty years old, the
youngest in a family of six, and applied at the
recruiting station at tho opening hour this
morning.
Lehigh Burr.
"I have been smoking an awful lot
of cigarettes lately."
"If that's one, you must be."
EXPLANATORY
BytHiJjJS
Sergeant (to recruit who has turnprt in h viVit inct.nrt nf (n the left -J
Don't yer know yer right from yer left' 'Old out yer left 'and. Right 1 Sjfl
It's yer right 'and and wot's left. Nah do yer understand? S1
SCHOOL DAYS
T.THEH.TV T.TfiHTS WAV Vnn MA PIMP. TJP"'T?mTIMT
Tinder tie Inspiration of the symbolized nation many candidates for the marine corps are being enrolled aUJJo Broad and Arch sstreets Btatiom
The Intensive Gardener jH
"Are you coins to raise xm
tables?"
"Yes. It's going to give me ix
deal of pleasure to pull up the raw
tree my wife keens in the MUJ
plant a potato In its place."-
Ington Evening Star.
Dignified Rebuke
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Tid.HI
"Wot did you do when ' caU4jj
a dirty QermanT' ,
TMctt aaA Mm with eliewy
tempt on the ead with a pottle
Hard to Decide
"Before we were married y
that my slightest wish shouw i
law."
"Exactly, my love: but you j
many various and Vi
wishes that ImM yet Ul
tile a to -which la the
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