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1 ' WORK OF A SUBMARINE SHOWN IN "TWENTY THOUSAND LEAGUES UNDER XKmM
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M - I; y.o. H MARJORIE gloninger, who
ffj' ' Sh ' PLAYS "DRAMA.' IN THE MASQUE
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CHARLOTTE GREENWOOD IN "SO LONGLETTY,"
SO LONG AT THE LYRIC
EMMY WEHLEN. IN "SOWERS AND!REAPERS,"AT-THE
REGENT
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SCRAPPLE
The Young Lady Acrosi tho Way
Tho young lady across th way taya
thsro may hav been some difference!
of opinion at first, but now that we're
actually at war all our ex-Presidents,
Including Mr. Bryan, nra ntandlnr firm
ly by the resident
Nowadayi
"So lf (h fifth ffrad for yu
now, Loutn? Will you bo In frac
tion! or dtotnuUi?"
-Nelthtr. sir. It'll bo In bwdwork
and perforated aquarei." Puck.
TTIE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY
By FONTAINE Pojl
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ThtRE'WAS
CONSIDERABLE CXCITIMCNT
THE OTHKIt AFTERNOON WHIM
A BUNCH OF BiLU BURTON BEES
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She Will Do
It's a fornals fort, air."
"Correct! Now gtva mo a oyaoona j
for tho aame word."
won, now aDouc Aira, caitlar jit
Cornell Wldpw.
More Horrors of War
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London Opinion, r
Medloal Officer (to first private) What
Is It you're complaining of?
Y?fscit lltilitBta "'a A leva i nit1 tl
Medical Officer to second Private) j
And what's the matter with your i' 1
Second Private Precarloui teeth, air,
More Than a U-Boat
FOOLISH QUESTIONS IN WAR TIME
The Bkttch.
If
The Pirate Quick, Fritz dtv she's a
dreadnought I
Tilt BWUlMri
,.,J-rvch?nl to. P11.? wh0 has "ashed and Is still hanging by his safety belt)- .J
iuiujuagea your lanaing a Bit, Blr7 fil
Pilot Oh, no I My collar stud went down tho back of my neck and Pm trriag
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SCHOOL DAYS
HwkV- '.''. I Tow Wt fa &"nyl UMa1'
Hi:;'-rr n 5 rara-
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TVeiurl
Abaolnta Faltk
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"Mr, Bmlth has great faith m b ,;l
fallow men."
"Tea. He even write Tenor.tr jj
on a postal card." Gargoyle.
Af Link With the Past
Dr. A. a Tlbby will apeak , 'J
MIUMWgcUO Kb IU1 HVAfc AUWMM0 .
Denver of tho American TTnlversttr j
Soolety. Doctor Ubby knsw BhsJrt- fil
apeare Intimately. Boulder Camy- rS
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EPIGRHYMES:
A writer chap called
Walter Scott whose name
Included "Sir," said
lots of things that
8TBIK ma right, and
one that, I Infer, applies
appropriately now, to
Just this day and hour
WHILE we are rolling up
our sleeves to teach a
foreign Power TUB lesson
we've made others learn
With 1BON, lead and steel
a lesson you might call
the "International Square
Deal." Let's teach that
lesson thoroughly so 'twill
not be forgot I The time
to eat your' dinner IB when
M(hlrw la WAMI
ROBERT, IUJ8SELU",
"Strike while' the Iron is not.
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"Say, -if you're runnin to ftah !
little boy out o''the mlllpoatV
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