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SATURDAY
May 12, 19i7
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OLD MAN WITHERS, WHO LOST HIS LAST TOOTH THIS
SPUING. HAS INVENTED A WAY TO KEEP HIS IMl'K
IN HIS MOUTH WITHOUT USING Ills r. . II
Tlio joiniR lad) ucrosi the way saj.s
its iall.Vfsurprlslng how much yon
ran i alio on n ery small plot of
Brotincl if jou go In foi cMenslc ciiltU
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HRATION AND DECORATE BUILDING IN HONOK OF ALFRED MORIAR1TY, ASSISTANT MANAGER
But He Did It
Mrs. Henry, como hook up my
dress.
Henry I couldn't dear. You know
you mado mo promise nevor to do
anything behind your back. Punch
Bowl. "-
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LADY COLEI3ROOKE PLAYS SALESGIRL FOR CHARITY
This British noblewoman, who worked in u munitions factory in 1015, now contributes to relief funds her earnines as a millinery saleswoman.
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Too Much!
Wc didn't mind the comlo valen
tines, but when Foster Winn, of Al
vln, sent us a package of carrot seed
wo promptly turned tho matter ovr
to tho United States District Attor
ney to see If there had not been a
violation of tho law which prohibits
tho transmission of Improper matter
through tho malls. Houston Post.
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r.otulon Opinion.
Inlrudoi Any noos o' them hand
knitted bed-socks I left In lloom 611
when this 'was the Hotel Kustlcana?
The Nth Power
Knlckcr AVhat it tho nth power
of patriotism?
I locker Enlist. Sun.
It Comes From Jersey
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QUITE UNLIKE HIMSELF
i Princeton Tiger.
He Is a bug on pieparedness."
"What do you mean?"
"Why, he rushed off and Joined the
mosquito fleet."
Blocking Traffic
Mr. Peck Would you mind com
pelling me to move on, officer? I've
b'een waiting on this corner three
hours for my wife!" Puck,
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CaaneU's Saturday Jounut
Kaillier HllkillS That VlA Hie I hollcht finm'oa Mat wartr an hln fin died!
Farmer Giles W'ull! wull! that's funny! 'K ntver cut anyo" them capers whe S
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SCHOOL DAYS
it uiod imnDPtl V HMnRRWnnn. OP WANJlINfiTON. PA..
S4 '.FIRST WOMAN IN THE UNITED STATES TO VOLUNTEER
UBMiBBnv IKsCjO' &a Aiuuunv,t, uuii uiv an tuu
MISS MARIE McGOVERN, ELECTED BY HAMMONTON,
N. J., STUDENTS TO BE QUEEN OF THE MA.Yj AT THB
MAY-DAY FETEHELD TODAYJN THAT. PLACE
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Novel Pattern
An elderlv ladv entered a store and
n&ked to he hhnn-n some tablecloths. .
A salesman brought a pile an A
showed them to her, but she said M fi
had seen those elsewhere nothlnr J
suited her.
"Haven't you something newtj"
sno asucu.
The clerk then bi ought another pit j,
and Hhowed them to her.
"These aro tho newest pattern," h M
said. "You will notice that the ed J
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runs rignt arounu tne Doruer uu -
center Is in the middle."
"Isn't that lovely!" said the lady-
"I, will take half a dozen of those. -
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EPIGUHYMES:
I don't pictend to be
the sort of hero that he
was, for Nathan Hale
thought ONLY of. his flag. ,
I'm glad because there's
deep within my heart a
shame-faced feeling of
HKORKT THAT I am not Quite
man enough to die like
that not yet. We HAVE
hut ONK i.ifj:, rich or
poor: myself, I have
one prayer that when I
come TO LOSE It, they
will say, "That man was
There I" And so I'll give "
my services, VOH, 'neath
his flag and mine, MY
love of COUNTRY ought to
grow like his almost vjj
ItOBEUT ItUSSbLUj
"I only regret that I have nut
life to lose lor my country,
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