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MONDAY
May 7, 1917
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ConiiUHiNUa AMbOLANCK CORPS
Captain Frank Hustcad, U. S. A., has been
largely instrumental in recruiting tho Logan
Ambulance Company to its full strength of
five ocn'M and cichtv-siv men.
yUUt OFTHE-IPATRIOTIC ORDER SONS OF AMERICA
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MILITARY INSTRUCTION OF TIIK
President
to former
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HARVARD OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS
"l'LAO itAIblNG" IN COMMON PLhAS COURT NO. 1
Judge Bregy, with Judges Patterson (left), and Shoemaker (right), listen
Attorney General Hampton L. Carson delivering nddress. Mr. Carson
stands at right. Court Clerk John L. Rums sits behind him.
MAYOR'S CHILDREN TAKE PART IN FLAG-RAISING
Citizens living in the neighborhood of Broad and Cumberland streets hold patriotic
exercises in front of tho Smiths' winter residence, at 2444 North Broad street. In
the picture, left to right, ate J'clen mm ah, Fred ,Sm.-h, Elsie Kllmger, 1'eer inggius
nnd Peter Slessinecr, U. S. A.
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It vas highty
MtAM OP ED HOSKINS
TO SET OFF THAT
BIG STUMP BUAST
WHEN THE TROUJ.E.Y
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in purnsfane7it when flHhur is
aisobeaien-t she merely reproves
"biro LyTOilifn "him crochet i-n-JroT),
of "ke "WindoW .
The Young Lady Across the Way
The young lady ncross the way says
no half-way measurcB will do In this
war and when It comes time to go after
the- submarines wo should send over
not merely a few ships but a whole
armadillo.
Heard Here and There
"I guess Germany'U find out now."
"I'll say bo."
"What, me enlist with this war
on?"
"I see Cuba's In It, too."
"Yeah. New Jersey'll probl'y de
clare war as soon as they sink one
of the Mosquito Fleet."
"I'd adore being a Red Cross nurse;
the uniforms are so becoming."
"So would I; but I just can't stand
the sight of blood."
"Jim sez'he was goln to get mar
liedbut I tells him war's not so bad."
"I guess an army corps must be a
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SCHOOL DAYS
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Gain Through Loss
"Thero's one advantage in our hav
ing lost all our luggage," said a re
turned European tourist.
"What's that?"
"Wo can Bay we had souvenirs in
our trunks for everybody wo meet."
Detroit -Free Tress.
The Desired Effect
"Massali! I alio' Is In a puhdlcky.
munt, sah," whined Brother Slew
foot. "Muh chlld'on has done got do
mumps, and got 'cm so pow'ful pomp.
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I m" WHAT t)0 r want
. WkTrl fcOAO MARS! TAKES
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EPIGRIIYMES:
Tlie boy gazed anxiously
upon two npples that lis
bore; the one wan email,
the other bl(?, nnd lus
cious to the coror"'ow
TIIIIHK Alti: both good apples,"
mused tho lad : "which
rhall I cat, and which one
give to teachfr? Gee, t
think sho'n nwful aweetl"
With duo deliberation and
with honest sacrifice he
parted with the larger
one, nnd teacher aald
"How nlcel" She had no
dim conception of THE
TIMKS that ho had elghed
to Itcep the better nppie
for himself. There Is n.
pride THAT scorns to TRY
to gain the praise of
nught save Conscience's
eyes! there's but one
cliolco Mi:V8 SOULS can
mal:o which Conscience
ratifies. If Thomas Paine
had writ today tho thought
here Bet apart, his trembling
pen had bled tho words re
echoed In each heart. Which
npplo shall I give to her,
my Teacher mine own Land?
May this, my choice, be one
that He, my God, will
understand 1
nonurtT russell.
"These are tho times that try men's
souls."
Psallye
AVo observo that an actress has
reached tho point of spelling hr
noma "Grayce." "Wo (suppose if hsr
name had beon Sarah she would Iim
heralded herself a "Psallye." Hous.
ton Post.
ous dat yo' kin hear 'em cl'ar acrot
do street. And I wlsht yo'd please
glmmo 'bout naffer dollar, sah, to buy
some medicine for 'em. When all dera
eight chlld'on gits to mumpln' at once,
do sound "
"Pshaw! Tou can't hear th
mumps. Slowfoot, you are an abomi
nable liar!"
"Yessah! And won't yo1 pleasi,
gimme dat liaffer dollah for beln' dt
most 'bofh'ablo liar yo' has met dls
bright mawnln. sah? Uh-yaw! haw!
haw!" Judge.
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