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THE TERRIFIC FORCE OF THE TORNADO ALONG
DELTA AVENUE, CINCINNATI
CAPTAIN HOWARD MERRY,
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HOUSE BLOWN AWAY WHILE THEY SLEPT
Thase survivors of the tornado escaped unscathed although two women in the
building were killed.
Thotv by rhoto-Crafters.
HE SPENDS $18,000 A WEEK
W. S. Isaacs, from Australia, who is here pur
chasing knit Roods for the island's overseas
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Tho younit lady across tlia way says
all this talk about dormnn wlrelers
liases In tho United States must be ex
aggerated because. Kho nctcr found a
baao Uermnii. On the other hand, they
always treated her extremely well.
Gastronomy, Not Grammar
"I onco wroto an a blackboard," says
a teacher, "theso words, 'The toast
was drank In silence,' and then asked
my class, 'Can any ono tell mo what
tho mistake In HiIh scntenco Is?'
"Tho puplN pondered. Then a llttlo
elrl held up her hand, and at a nod
from mo went to the board and wroto
the folIowltiK correction:
" 'The toast was ate In silence.' "
CjiPxrlKni InU-rnationai Klun Hart.
BODIES OFfTHE MISSING BELIEV2D BURIED UNDER THE WRECKAGE IN THE TORNADOS WK-
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SCHOOL DAYS
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The Necessary Inclosurc
"Is It necessary to Inclose atamps?"
asked the poet.
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close ,poctry," responded the experi
enced author.
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HOW THE RUMOR STARTED
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Harvard Lampoon.
London Opinion.
"What, alipence for cutting my
hair?"
"Well, not exactly, sir; a penny for
cutting, and flvepence for looking for
It."
"What makes you think the comedian Is developing a, dual personality?"
"Why, all of his Jokes have a double meaning-."
They Probably Met
He Haven't I met you somewhere
some time?
She Quito likely. I was there.
THE PRIZE SCHOLAR
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Well Described
Tuttlns on one's overcoat Is some al
times so much nf art effort that on (1
Is dlsnoseil to norcn with the old netTO
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tVllU DU1U,
"Fust yo' puta In one ahm, den you"
puta In de uddah ahm, an' den yo'
gibs a gen'ral comvulslon."
When Patriotism Pays
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8o4''"twUUr" strock the ouUklrti of Newcastle, Ind., jumped the business .section and then laid waste many -squares of housea In Cln- ,1 Th. "d one-Dooooj l$H. (
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Ills Master Fallen from the ladder onto your head? Oood heavens! Tell
me quickly what are nine times nine?
The Injured One Hoo-hoo ; elghty.one. .
Ills Master What Is the capital ot Spain?
The Injured One M madrld.
Ills Master And when was the battle ot Waterloo?
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Cornell Woo.
Alfred Walt Is a true American.
Alfred-He dropped German to pr .
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