't WV 'A EVENING EDEB-HlKADELlttAV TUESDAY, FEBBUABY Sfr'lfftTT ' P 'A i ;, i- fll si- " ?' hV u ttv & i . ' p.t, ? 'yr ' Ueiiger ir www UBLIC LEDGER COMPANY CTRUS H. K. CtjnTIS, rmarcwcr irfa W. TAiAlnrtnn. Vice President 1 John iartln. Secretary and. Treasured Philip 8. , John II. Williams, John J. Spurcron, 1'. aiey, AJirecvore. ECrroniAii noAnDi (.; Cisci n. K. Cmvra, Chairman. m' . h. vyila.l.l.1... ....... ....... .Editor , JOHN C. MARTIN... General Duslnesa Manager k PubllthM dally at Postto Iadocb nulldlng. if Independence Square. Philadelphia. m CznraAL.. ..Broad and Chestnut filreeta UNTIO Oil........... .Tron-lnton Building aw Tot.... ...... ..205 Metropolitan Toner Otr. .....-- 820 Ford nulldlnff Loni.........40C atobt-Dmocrat llulMlnir JCaOO 1202 Tribune llulMIng news bureaus: 9.ii svashiwito- aicheau. ,. uigir Jinnning s Kw Yoik Dentin ....The llmu 1'ulldlng VV flsiilN J)rnu. ............ GO Frledrtchetrats i' .. TUgx nnlliUng , IjOKDon uciEin ........Marconi uouse. 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" ' .C -tVCfw' Uncle Sam has learned to make Bcrruefort cheese, but a lot of his neph ews havo not yet learned how to cat it. The. order from the Stato Depart ment that no Information be mtde public concerning the clearance of vessels from this port and New York Is censorship ot sews at the source, to thlch no patriotic American interested In the safety of .hips at sea will seriously object. The sucqes3 of the Stato Constabu lary In bringing an end to tho robborles In and about Pcnllyn calls attention to one of the most Important functions of this unrivaled body of men. There Is an Impression abroad that Its chief function Is to suppress rlotlnu strikers, but as a matter of fact It Is engaged nil tho tlmo In protecting the people of tho State from all sorts of lawbreakers. t I IL- An 80,000-ton warship, -with eight-en-Inch guns, which the Navy Depart ment says Is tho biggest that can now bo passed through the Panama Canal, would make Balboa, who first crossed tho Isth mus, sit .up and take notice, indeed. If the late Admiral Mahan, who said that t 10,000-ton ships were the maximum do Irable, knows of the progress which has been mado In building big ships he will be almost as greatly surprised as Balboa. If the police hao at last decided to enforce tho ordinance ngalnst "hitch ing on" to vehicles In tho street, tho number of fatal accidents ought to bo reduced. Mr. Cattell could doubtless tell offhand how many iiojs are killed each year by Jumping from a, wagon on which Ihey wero stealing a ride. In the past tho police have paid no attention to them and the boys hate been In the habit of hitching on In sight of an officer on tho sidewalk. Now the officers are ordered to arrest all such for their own protec tion. The colleagues of Representative Woodward who would not take seriously his plan to pay a bounty for rats did not appreciate tho ravages of these rodents. It Is capable of proof that iuts destioy as much &S the birds save Yet It Is set 1 ously proposed that cats bo taxed In ot fler to reduce their number nnd save the birds Which eat noxious lnaprta nnd Vi auH, fain" pestiferous plants. Japan prior to her -j ' war with Russia paid a bounty for rats :V in t.Ha.. . ...!.. ... .1.- V...1 ,- -i v.ut.. iw n.w uui mo uuuuiiic plague, and with unusual foresight sated the kins and mado earmuffs of them for her oldlers who fought tho Russians In northern Korea, rood hero would be a little- cheaper if the rats were extermi nated. It is among tire possibilities that Germany is attempting to provoko Hol land to resist Interference with her ship pins In order to give the German troops an opportunity to make war upon the Netherlands. German statesmen have Bald for years that Germany without Hol land Is like a houso without a front door. 1 Grman ambition has long looked in tho direction of this country through which tho Rhino finds its way to the North Sea. Tho sinking of seven Dutch merchant hips bound for Holland ports la without fany excuse. Germany has mado a show !? apologizing, but the apologies do not r raise the ships nnd only Increase tho in g1trnatlon of the Dutch. Aro we to have v efchew- peace plan on the basis of the war j nap wiin Jiouanu made another Belgium? "i i i A ' . The nlan of the cltv in hnv nrn. f' "H,l visions and sell them at cost has been Jraa.de Jn response .to ari undoubted demand. l Aa AmlltAHS, n 4 am nAm . ......... ft"i.:iiltj. meet an emergency. No ona ex- T'JtA Wsiits It to solve the hlirhnat-nMlvlnir blem. It is exnected. however, to EtMck the bottom out of any SDeculative '' afrners that may havo been formed. No atMfti corner could survive twenty-four Jejra,with tho city buying in the open a .-jHeWket arid, selling food at cut prices. 'It i y M peUIe td got potatoes and apples on wte) rrm ana unng tnem to in a city and without, profit at much less rivalling retail prices. We can , tM, middleman's profit tempo. MM.eaee 'the pressure upon the . . . jn . . JUes.;" "vof moderate means until the i of food In the country are dlstrib- la theS oentersjfWhere they are We vdo Mot suppose any one ex- tlvta tafar (rem the plan. We tho broad minded dJctlon retailers took adTanloge of the crisis and in an intelligent spirit of self Interest offered to co-operate with the city In the work, either by lending some ot their machinery of distribution or by cutting out tho middleman themselves and mak ing their stores n medium for getting tho food directly from tho producer to tho consumer. CONGRESS MUST SHARE RESPONSIBILITY MR. WILSON'S guarded statements to Congress accurately represent what has seemed in tho last three weeks to bo tho state of mind of tho people In at least ono lcspcct namely, that the majority of them aro not disposed to pro voko Germany to open war by a hasty and belllcoso demonstration of force. He finds that no overt act has been com mitted. He finds only Increasing evi dence that Germany has been trying out our pationco with pinpricks that seem to mako certain thero is no intention on tho part of tho German Government to retreat from its position. That po sition, It maintained, may mean war, un less wo nro to surrender our right to tmdo with Kurope. And it must bo admitted that Congress and tho country hayo not mot that issue with sufficient firmness and unity to wariant tho I'rcsi dent in taking steps that might amount to making war. If sending our ships to sea armed or othorwlso protected Is tantamount to making war, as would seem to bo tho low of tho nciman Government, it is proper that Congress, which nlono has the right to dcclaio war, should assume tcsponslblUty for actions which it would necessarily havo to lndorso later. It would be sheer moral cowaidlco to put tho whole bin don on Mr. Wilson. Ho seems, In fact, to Imply that ho would havo takon steps to protect American Bhlps sooner If thoro had not been so much irresolution among Congressmen and other citizens. He says: No doubt I already po thit au thority without special warrant of law, by tho plain Implication of my consti tutional duties and powers; but I prefer. In the present circumstances, not to act upon general Implication Those "present circumstances" nro peace-at nnytprlce speeches and propa ganda and'tho remarkable inconsistency in speeches in tho Senate censuring tho President, In effect, for not protecting our ships nnd at tho samo time protest ing against giving him nuthorlty to do so effectually. It will depend erj latgely, then, upon tho tenor of the reply of Congress to tho President to what extent protection shall bo afforded to our shipping Mr. Wilson leaves no doubt as to tho main fact, that "we must defend our commerco and tho lives of our people Only the method nnd the extent remiln to bo chosen " Congress can thus limit the "extent ' to putting ono gan on each merchant ship a most Inadequate de fense or it can put in tho hands ot the President full nuthoilty to send our mer chantmen to bet surrounded with con voying warcraft as the other extreme. Of course, the decision is not so simple as that choice. Tho course thw President will take may mean either an immedlato stato of war or It may mean the adoption of a method of armed neutrality which will bo satisfactory for many months, perhaps until tho end of tho European war. Ho cannot tell. No one can tell The best method must bo found, nnd when It Is found it must be a military secret, to a largo extent, as having broken off relations with Germany it is not our placo to point out to her the strong and weak points of our defense. Tho President, In this trying position. Is thus compelled to nsk that tho country trust him with largo enough povvprs to meet any sudden swerve toward open war the situation may take, as well as less serious emergencies. No ono doubts that the country really trusts him to use dis cretion. Criticism of him has been that ho erred on tho side of discretion nnd not on that of impulse. Criticism has even been heard since his address of jes terday that still he does not go far enough, that ho does not say how soon ha desires to take steps to protect Ameri can ships and lives. But what criticism of that sort comes from Congress, Con. gress can readily silence by taking action in the five days left to it for action. A SUni'EIT OF HORRORS THE sinking by a German submarine of tho Cunard liner Laconla Is as in defensible as the sinking ot tho I.usitanla. She was a passenger ship, carrying 270 men and women besides the crew. If this wero tho first example of Gerrhan sub marine frlghtfulness the world would be shocked bejond measure But the unlaw ful, Intolerable course of Germany has brought nbout a surfeit of horrors, and we say that this is only another Instance of that invasion of the fieedom of tho Rcas which has become common in a war avowedly fought to insuio their freedom to the commeica ot all nations. Yet In uplte of tho multiplicity of such .horrors there still remains enough of the sense of Justleo and humanity to be shocked at tho action of a nation in sink tng without warning a great ocean liner loaded with passengers. No excuse can bo found for it in the principles of con duct of any civilized power. ET THE FARCE GO ON WHEN reduced to Its lowest terms, the Governor's veto of tho Sproul reso lution means that If he Is to bo inves tigated he wishes to be investigated by his friends nnd r.ot by his enemies. He charges that the proposed inquiry was for the purpose of, "putting him In a hole," The kind of an investigation which he would like would bo one that would, put him on a pinnacle. The veto' rings the curtain down on ono act of the farce which both factions have been playing. It remains to be seen whether, when the curtain goes up again, it will show the factlonallsts fall ing on one another's necks In a moving reconciliation scene while thero sticks out of tho pockets of each a contract for a division of tho v spoils of office in which the, rights of tho people aro ignored. Neither faction Is anxious for an in vestlgation, for each "has tho goods" on the otner. A conspiracy of addition, division and silence which seems to be undwtway will hasten the time when tf n JMpUsVlTMia will And REMAKING FAGES MARRED BY WAR Dr. Coulomb Fashions Eyes Eyelids, Cheeks nnd Fore heads for French Soldiers. An Example of His Work By HENRI HAZIN Special Corrreponilcnt o He Eicnlna Lciotr in i'rancr. PARIS, Jan. 30. IN ALL the world thero aro Just an even dozen manufacturers of artificial eves. Eleven mako glass eves. Thero Is ono each In New York. London and Venice. Of the other nine, four nro In Germany nnd flvo In Paris. Among theso there is, a man npart, nn artlrst, Dr. Robert Coulomb, who makes artificial cvps of crjstal and enamel so startllngly like tho living orbit that nt a dlstanro of twclvo feet from a patient, provided the living ejo Is Immobile, It is absolutely Impossible to distinguish which can sco thn light of tho sun Slnco his demoblll7atton its nn iirtnv surgeon, his entlio tltno could bo devoted to n pro fession that found lis clientele suddenly in cleaned bj several thotmml per cent Doc tor Coulomb bait also performed extrnordl niry work In artificially tendering facc mutllatrtl noldlers of I'intico much llko their unharmed countrymen nt moro than passing glance Doctor Coulomb is a profcswnr ot oph thalmic surgery, a grnduxto of tho I nl versltj of pirls nnd nn oculist ot ronntvn nho wears the frolx de Ouerro for btnv-iv nt the front Previous; to tho war, ho bad been tho recipient of honors from tho Krciuh Uovorninent. Two genetations befoto lum had been manufacturers of artificial ejes. At tho death of his father porno jenrs ago ho abandoned eya surgery to tako up tho succession. Doctor1 Coulomb does not nnd has not for nomo time pel formed any oe-ulo-frontal oculo-nasil, or oculo-zvmatlc surgety Ho recolvcs only such soldiers ns patients as havo been dltchargcd from the hospltnl with a missing jo or healthy healed upper fac wound. "A Littlo Germnn riensnntry" Yhon I entered his onico In the Rue Vlgnon, ho presented mo to another man In uniform, nbout thirty jrars of age. with stripes upon ono arm Indicating rank ns first llentenant of Infnntrv, and upon tho otbfr, two ears' service against Gcinnnv. Ibis olllecr whoso name I will not mention wore apcttarles, and ns 1 grasped his li md I saw tho left eve ns nrtlllelnl nnd that a scar ran In Irregulai elliptical foim around tho lower forehead and back ngaln, en circling the eje As I looked nnd mentally noted how horrid a wound ho must have received ns well as tbe marvelous surgery that had mado his face so procntablo. Doctor Coulomb smiled and said to him- "Vou would bo very amiable, Lieutenant , If ou would undress our faco for Monsieur, whom I expressly deslied jou should meet " With the request, tho Lieutenant re moved his r-pectncles With them, becauso nttacbed, catno tho artificial eve and nil In one pleie the eyelids, part nt tbe lower forehead and ibeek Ileforo my vision was the wloKidcst cicatrice 1 havo ever looked upon, and 1'vo seen a few slnco I have been In France Tor the mlnuto before tho Lieutenant replaced the part of his faco ho held In his band. 1 gnred upon a sunken grafted blank reiedlng over an Inch wilhln tbe head "A little Germnn plensantry, Monsieur," said tho Lieutenant "An exploslvo bullet.' added Doctor Cou lomb "tho Germans b.vvo used nnd are still using In this war a rlllo bullet that breaks In explosion within a wound if per chanco It strikes a resisting bone That M lo Lieutenant Is allvo Is duo to God's providenco nnd tho good surgery In our base hospitals. That even among tho many mutilated he Is not stared at as ho walks the streets of Pails Is duo to my work Since nothing existed to "support nn artifi cial eje, we havo molded a counterpart In rubber of what the German bullot exploded aw aj, nnd nftcr painting It In water proof paint to match skin and contour, attached tho artificial eje and spectacles thereto Tho whole can be placed In position and removed a3 quickly as ou havo seen M. lo Lieutenant has two sets. At his pleasure, ho can change a portion of his faco as ou would change jour collar." An Artist nt Work Doctor Coulomb has produced a great number of like aitlflclal faco portions. In ono Instance not only eyo and eyebrows, but most of a cheek In tho caso of but a missing eo his method Is far from se lecting a glnss eve In stock Glass Is not emplojed, but nn opaque crjstal of puro quartz combined with slllcato of lead for reproducing tho so-called "white" of the eve This white varies In Individuals nnd races to a great degree of vanod (one having bluish, gialsh brownish, greenish nnd reddish hues bo Infinitesimal that onlj attention called thereto would detect them Through tho modium of metallic oxldis as oxido of cobalt for blue or oxldo of lion for giaj-, tho exact shade of whito is se cured. Tho nrtlst, for such ho trulj- Is, I found seated In a darkened room beforo a shielded draft-driven gas flame, tho latter uelng thus pcen In all Its Intensity A crjstal tube six inches long ending In a bulb of selected white Is placed In tho fiamo and a pencil of white enamel forced through nnd melted into Its center at a heat of BOO degrees centigrade This pencil point to form the artificial ejeball has previously been se lected from a w ide range of tone, and Is blown to its counterparts diameter By a "w Ida range of tone ' I mean that no possible composition In blues, grays, greens and browns is without tho rnngo of as sortment In Doctor Coulomb's establish ment Tho tone Is Intermingled with white enamel In A twisted pencil used ns an artist vvoujd use a brush to paint within tho fiamo tho personal qualities of the Iris, which van In great degree In each individ ual Small blood vcsels If existent upon tho "white" aro repioduced In tiny touches on tho whlto enamel Tho circular bulb Is then cut In half with a platinum point vvhllo within the flame being cemented at the samo tlmo upon ono edgo to nn enamel pencil In support of the severed tuba which holds the whola In tho fiamo during the still few essential minutes ero It Is placed In a small oven to bake and presently allowed to cool gradually A natural polish exists through tho naturo of the materials em ployed I watched the artist at tho operation thus superficially described, knowing he was making a replica of my own right eye I do not suppose many men having two good eyes carry a counterpart of ono within a tiny leather case In thejr pockets. Doctor Coulomb tells ma he never made an artificial eye beforo for ono possessing two living ones, nnd that consequently ho never made an artificial eje with so much pleasure. The dpctor's office Is a small museum of re search. Bookcases contain every work upon his profession that has been printed In any language. Within a frame upon a wall are arranged in sequential order a gold eye from a mummy of nn Egyptian noble of the period of Ramcses 11,-sllver, horn and lead mummy .oyei,; a silver pointed eye from an Assyrian tomb! the- first type of glass eye made In Venice In 1580 j the first Frenph eye mado in severs m 1710; a uninese porcelain eye of 17E0 : an artificial eye of wood from the South Seasj a German celluloid eye of 1800 i examples of modern French and German eyes, and finally, a Coulomb crystal nnd enamel eye of arttstlo vrorkmanshlp. Prom a book by Doctor Coulomb, recognized as an authority upon his profession, I learn the first reference In history to the artificial eye.for tho living is found in the Jerusalem Talmud. In this ancient civil and canonical law of the Jews It is stated, 'That a maiden 'might be heautlfled. Rabbi tsmael had made for her an eye and a tooth of gold." Marconi of wireless fame is one of Doctor Coulomb's clients. Oambetta was one of his father's. Many noted personages have worn artificial eyes of divers sorts, among them .Cellini; Conte. syho , Invented lead f jaenn AA ui fifllivef mm (110 imitiu- r.-M V (W-iFK vA Iff 5S . '. $WW -tm-- "O'fc tn J,S '' . THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE How We Might Have Bullied England A Pro-German Speaks WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN To the rdllor of the Eicning Lidocr: Sir I hivo read the htter of C. II on tho U-boat question, and there is much truth in what he sajs When England first announced her Ille gal blockade against Germany, President Wilson protested vigorously, and declared the blockado Illegal nnd entirely inde fensible As England paid no nttcntlon to tho protest hnd continued tho blockade, Germany Inr reprisal announced tho sub marine blockado against England Presi dent Wilson sent a piotest to Germany and said we would hold her strictly accountable President Wilson then, very properly, sent a note to England nsklng If sho would stop tho Illegal blockado If Germany would stop tho Illegal submailno blockade Ho also sent a note to Germany asking If shp would stop the submarine blockado If Eng land would stop her blockado of Germans-. Germanj- ansncicd courteously In ten days and agreed to stop tho submnrlno blockade under thoso conditions, ns re quested England did not answer for over three weeks, and then sho answered not so courteouslj-, but lather brusquely, that sho would not relinquish the blockado of the Central Powers Now nil that President Wilson had said so far was perfectly proper legally nnd diplomatlcallj But tho whole world was am i7ed that he left tho matter rest there and nothing further was done to stop tho Illegal blockade by England, svhlch pro hibited us dealing with tho Central Pow ers in noneontraband goods. Tho American Review of Reviews ot May, 1S1C, in an excellent editorial, says 'Now wo need not havo gono to war with England to stop her Illegal blockade It would not even havo been necessary to write another noto to hei about It. AH that was necessary was for an official of our Administration simply to havo whispered to tha English Ambassador that we wero In earnest and meant business, and tint tho Illegal blockade must bo stopped, and It would have been stopped Immediately" England was dependent on us for mu nitions of war and couiu noi nao risnm our putting nn embargo on them. By our Insistence at this lime we would havo compelled compllanco with International law by both nations and would have avoided the submarine difficulties J W. Philadelphia, February JM. FROM A PRO-GERMAN To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir The majority of Americans who sjmpathlzo with Germany In this ragged hour havo shown themselves truer and better patriots than tho majority of Amer icans who sympathize with Britain. For the German exponents nmong us have mainly pleaded merely for a strictly equitable attitude on tho part of the United States to. ward the nation which they believe In, while our British exponents have almost Invariably argued with but little regard for sound Judgment In their conclusions and with virtually no consideration whatever for exact Justice to all the belligerents alike. The latter class has allowed the invasion of Belgium to blind them worse than a bunch of bafs at high noon on a clear day They have utterly failed to appreciate that every fort In Belgium was pointed straight at Germany, that the Government ot Bel glum had a treaty with both France and n.u.iH -.,1.11, .na 11 lrnl atiateclc menace to the regions of the lower Rhine In caso of armed conflict, and that the German military staff clearly saw Jthat Franco was nbout to attack tha western frontier of Germany by way of Belgium and with the consent of Belgium, making a condition of affairs at that time which now actually and powerfully tends to completely reverse tha popular conception of responsibility for tho terrible experience which that unhappy country has gone through with and in tensely suffered on account of the folly and obtuseness of Its own rulers and the bitter harshness nnd extreme severity of others. French Gov ernment, officials and British press agents can deny7 this view until they are black and blue in the face, but impartial history will emphatically asserUlt to have been a fact, along with tho deliberately In citing character of the dual cargo on board the Lusltania. And If these torylzed cham pions ot Britain in our midst could only Just once get that fact Into their heads they would soon be on the road to recovery and willing to acknowledge that we aerman sympathizers have been far more in the IU. Ihkn thM An thA tonnlj, will- alt,,4lAH rBMb UW ". " ,w "-' " - -"Wt ever stnoe tha row started. Tfces tfeelr hand "HERE'S A REAL JOB FOR a firm and true understanding of our mutual duties as Intelligent nnd con scientious neutrals in deed as welt as In word, wo will press forwnrd togethci nnd fervently sttlvo with an honest and sincere purpose nnd w Ith an mmcasurnbl suporlor effectiveness to bring peace nnd happiness back Into tho hearts and homes of all of tho people In Europe EQUITr Philadelphia, February 22 ARMED NEUTRALITY Tho President's announcement that the United Stntes Is to tako tho position of armed neutrality, for which he sajs thero aro precedents In our history, probably re ferred to the famous Armed Neutrality, an association of Powers biought nbout by Cathnrine of Russia In 1780. Prussia pro claimed tho rtocflno of ' freo ships, free goods' In 1752 nnd Franco proclaimed It In 1778. Great Britain in her wars with America, Franco and Spain Insisted on her rights to search neutral ships for enemy goods Intel fering with tho commerco ot the world On March 8, 1780, Catharine Issued her famous proclamation las Ing down tho print iples, (1) that neutinl ships may freelj- sail from port to port and along the coasts of belligerents, (2) that a blockade to bo recognized must bo effectual and roal and (3) that except In tho caso of contra-" band freo ships make free goods The United States, Spain nnd Franca Im mediately Indorsed tho pilnclples of the declaration An association of tho principal nations of Euiope was formed for tho pur pose of enforcing these principles upon tho belllgorent Powers Tho Immediate effect ot this association was to embarrass Eng land bj the consolidation of European senti ment against her Tho armed neutrality meant that the neutrals would defend their shipping by nrms If It was Interfered with The United States has contended for tho principle of free ships and free goods, nnd It has a treaty with PiussU In which that prlnclplo Is recognized as binding on the two Powers In tho event of war by cither of them upon a third Power. AND IS READY FOR ANOTHER It was entirely appropriate that tho first American liner to leave Europe since Frightfulness sought coinand of tho seas should bo the Philadelphia Philadelphia has figured nt a good many critical turns In American history Loulsvlllo Herald "JERSEY QUAIL" There Is something suspicious about Mr. Henry Tord's project of moving one of his plants to the Jersey meadows Immediately after announcing he Is to build "flivver" submarines. Perhaps the new terrors of the seas will bo armor-plated mosquitoes? Now York Herald. All Points of the Compass Rubaiyat of a Commuter LNXXIV Would you some Dollars well and wisely spend? Then get n Camera, I would tell j-ou, Friend. Tou can make Pictures of jour House and Folks; It is a Hobby I can recommend. LXXXV JUBt yesterday I took a Family Group Of' Ma and Children posed on our Front Stoop, All holding hands. It was a lovely sight I And in the Distance thowed the Chicken Coop. t Casuals of the Day's Work xxx SHE Is a clever lady and she lives In Chicago. Our correspondence has been elusively intermittent, but when she writes she writes sooth. Thus: As to what is current in this part of the world, we have here moro quesr people who write free verse than any other place can boast. I belong to a few clubs (wlmmlns') and I get a dose of It every few minutes. , Then we came back at her with Willlat,! Sharp's Fiona McLeOd's staiement: "Con cerning the use of unthymed meter what can be done In Greek and aerman can' bo done in English. This has been proved, for some ot Matthew Arnold' finest work Is In unrhymed verse. I feel that there Is in verse, as in painting, a-borderland tor impressionism pure and simple, for the aug gestlon of a certain color and emotion, a Vivid actuality, which ho nv " u uis slpated by the effort and restrictions of rhyme." Then she! "You believe all this? You be lieve that the big Irishman poet person was right when he said that what could be dona In Greek and German pan as well be done In English?" The Impeachment, bung soft, we admit- tiays passed, then this from hr "Why . vou do It?" she wrote- - Aj y tkey'W tM MtC Mi YOU!" What Do You Know? Queries of neneral irterest iefli fce answered in this column. Ten aueatlons. the answers to nhich eieru v etlifvrmed vcrson should know, art aiked daily, -, QUIZ About whnt le the rout of n eabmnrlne torpedo? What Is a rlilnanaptn? What nro rloir. which the Hrlllh now are said to be wearlnlt? trim Is linns Warner? Where U President flrant burled? When vrns Ilelclnm eetaMlfthed ae n separate kingdom? In what American eltles have food riots recentb occurred? What I the hirgPM vessel sunk by Oermanr shir the new submarine decree waa Is sued? How many men n rear would the Army tlenernl StnlT'a iinliersnl military train ing hill train ns soldiers? Where Is Danish America? Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. The Inrllan Ocertn Is hounded nn the north by Arnbla, Indlti, Slam und the Malay peninsula, on the south hr the Antarctic Orenn, nnd extends from Aufttrolln to the east ronftt of Afrlcn. Two urms. formed on thn north by uedlte-HliHPed India, are the Arabian Sen nnd the Hay of Ilengal. 2. Samp, or roars homln, I said to owe Ita name lo the itnpnrrhed meal iwrrldce called "nnsaump" by the Indians. 3. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Associate Jn-dte of the Supreme t onrt. is a son of Oliver t endell Holmes, poet nnd lesiaiist. A. Yesterday was the birthday anniversary of lctor nuco. 6. Sir Percy Sjkes Is the leader of the British expedition In 1'rrt.la. 0. Ghetto means n section of n city where Jews live In crentcst numbers, the nnme rnm Ini from places, especially in Ilnlj, which were set ntldo for Jens. 7. President folk Is bnrled In Tolk Place, Nash ville, Tenn. 8. Noah's nrk was made "of frontier wood" (ciprens. pine?) nnd was calked with Pitch, p. An elephant drinks water by fllllnn his trunk nnd then squirting the water Into bis mouth. 10. "llildlsh" comes from the German word "Jnedlsch." pronounced "leeillsh," with n long "00" sound mingled with the . 'ee," It means Jewish In Cirrman, Lake Titicaca E S. R Lake Titicaca, on the boundary line between Peru nnd Bolivia, has the highest altitude among tho lakes of South America It Is 12,500 feet above sea level, IS Ing In a plateau cast of the Andes Mountains. Brotherhoods L E. W The two brotherhoods are separato bodies rhe Brotherhood of An drew nnd Philip, founded at Reading, Pa , In 1888, has 15,000 members belonging to fifteen different evangelical denominations Tho general secretary Is Norman J. Smith, 1214 Wldener Building. Philadelphia. The Brotherhood of St Andrew Is a Trotestant Episcopal Church organization with 13,000 members. Tha secretary Is G. H. Randall, Church House, Tvvolfth and Walnut streets, Philadelphia. Tho alms of both brother hoods nro about tha same; i, 0, praser for thp spread of Christianity and efforts to bring others under its Influence. EI-Amarna Letters W. E. R The El-Amarna letters are about 400 clay tablets throwing much light on ancient Palestine nnd neighboring coun tries. They were discovered by an Egyp. tlan woman In the ground at Tell el-Amar-na In 1887, according to one account, which has It that aho sold the right to the tablets for tho equivalent of fifty cents The tab lets ore inscribed In the Babylonian lan guage. Soma authorities hold that most of them wero written long before the He biew conquest;, others that they are con temporary with that event. Seven were written by Ebed-hepa, King of Jerusalem about 1360 B, C. Others were written In Phoenicia. . 1 Chess King P. K. A king never actually Is taken In a chess game. The game ends when the king cannot be protected or cannot move without being taken. SAM LOYD'S PUZZLE 'u-lTTHATS the date, Bobby?" inquired Wills mother one day last Septem ber. Iobby. who was studying the calen dar", replied: ''I observe that it we add up the dates that havo-already passed this month and subtract that total from the sum total of the dates to coma this month, the difference will be the date 5f the day after the day after tomorrow " What was tha date upon Which Bobby made his speech? Answer to Yesterday's Puzzle EonTT dillsrs was lost on that cow deal. 'Cow.ooet fittooi jfl7t. total Tom Daly's Column m BEDFELLOWa Ain't no ono so olad a me ' When thev't lady company Como to visit us an' stay All that night until It's day. Ain't much slecptn' room at all In our houso it's mado so small. Hut my pa h&ll always 'low We Kin "double-up somehow." 'Ncn xchen tail my prayers Is said Ma she tucks mo into led 'Way, 'icay over on ono side. 'Sen I feel real satisfied To bo sleepy an' to go Itlght spang off, because I know When I tcakc fust thing I'll see Wai bo pa In bed vHth me. 'Xcn for fun: T tell you what, 'At'sthe tlmo I have a lot. I jtst craicl on Pa an' shako '. Ills olo head till he's aicake. Fust h&ll lay real Mill an' play Bo's asleep an' goln' to stay. 'Ken li&ll raise up In tho air, Groicl an' cut up like a bear Como to cat me up, an' I Laugh an' squeal an' yell. Oh, myl Wo jht run thlngi, me an' pa, navln' lots o fun, till ma, In the next room, sex: "You boys Best git dtcsscd an' quit that noise." I wlsht every night 'at ue Might hate lady company. IF THERH Is to bo war, it's Congress's and not Wilson's, of courso. Come, gen tlemen, how say you? Tho clerk, will call tho roll. OF COURSE, it was a Gothamlte (nee Podunklan, very likely) who first said, "Nobody over .wants to co to PhiinAi. phla; they merely have to, sometimes." Well, tho movies men should havo caught Grlf Aloxandor when ho received word In St, Marys. Sid., to renort for dntv ti-uv. our most distinguished ove. cdntemp. He started his Journey at 9 a. m. with the Star Route man in a mud covered hur-inr nnd traveled two miles; then nine miles In a carringo to Leonardtown. then alrrv miles to "Washington in an autobus. The rest of tho trip was conventional, and ho was here nt 11 p. m. of tho same daj Bomo of us will travel far to get a whiff of tho old familiar pasta pot GRANT RICE put ono over tho fence at tho flag polo In his poem, "To Honua Wagner at Torty-throe." If j'ou didn't read it in last evening's best paper, by all means dig it up out of tho back kitchen nnd go to it. It's a bully bit. Bill, oh I There's something hurts us so In this unsympathetic day, When nc, with brightening eye, essay To ptalso a lad uc used to know Pilmordfnl fiiiiicicr of the ball And long-lived daddy of them all. It Is to u,atch the scorn that grows Hound every youthful Up a)id nose And hear our oiin 6ra.sh piogcny Vxclalm: "Pop Anson? Who uas hct' Ah! that's what stings us ancients tee W7io iincr mote, alas! may sec Hans ll'ooiicr play at forty three! TOM HOGAN, whoso fine bntltone al ways rings answering bells In our bosom, was ono quarter of a big musical feature at a recent Clover Club dinner. It was an unusually crowded dinner, and seating exigencies separated Tom from tho other three fourths. Well, tho quartet sang its first offering splendidly, and Tom went back to his green turtle soup. A thick necked guest who Bat next to him looked up: "Been out?" says he. 'They was on'y somo slngln'. You didn't mlsj much." ADD FAMOUS TRIPLETS Men, women and children. Rag. tag nnd bobtail. Nation, Stato and city Body, soul nnd breeches Lock, stock and barrel Hanged, drawn and quartern! Friends, Romans, countrjm" Large, small and medium Tit tat-too. Ready! Aim ! Fire! Nose, mouth and ears. T. A. D. Three sheets In the wind. The threo Graces. Three days of grace. Three men In a boat. Threo shakes. Michael, Gabriel and Raphael D. C. VER. ALICE IN ItVNKEItLAND IB. L. T In Golf Illustrated, for February) "If forty pro's wrote forty books, Besides what books there are. Do you suppose," the Wnlrwj said, "Pd play this course In part" "I doubt It," said the Carpenter, And lit a fresh cigar. OF COURSE, you dontt know what an antlgram is. How could you? It's a lying anagram, that's all. There's a par' tlcularly good specimen by Fred Lot In tho February number of tho Eastern Enigma: AM RANK WIT The nnswor is "Mark Twain." API) WArt NEWS The Sharpsburg Jitney bus left H town with two crates 01 onium " -. and no armed guard on oparu, llacerslown Dally Mali. A SALVATION ARMY worker report! that eight Chicago families aro llv Ing on .i io , iibnut milk or sugar. UUlUICUl l"v, .-.. it, This should mako n Scotchman smile, a says B. L. T., and It recalls to us the story ot tho Scotch lad met at Cos W Garden (for the story'o older than Eiw k I., j ... o rniniKA -who carried him on to a restaurant for breakfast. Noo, what'll je hao,. Jock?" "Oatmeal." ' he. And again at lunchtimo, 'nIia"'i luxe, Jock?" 'Oatmeal," says m. - same at dinner (or supper, it you -j ...I- .k,ii vmiv "Mon. Jock, wlnn v!o career something olso?" "Lof h. mon. j .... ntl Jr.J Is there nnytning eisqi a And the late Tom Martlndaie, wy -L..-A.. i..mi nnii moat oneuetlo of: septuagenarians, onco told us that wlwrUj hi. parents nrsi arnveu --- j of England ana seweu i """""- Zj . .. t i.A .Ma r,f Viief nnd a barrn tamer uou8ui "- , -j of cornmeal to sustain the family a tng tho winter months, ana 11 w-,- they had. - . '. ,l, We tM't. W , m fii y& wwai,.wev jwvweMew ! -ewy- ws ps i. m