wKva n .J 'V, '.rl EVENING Vti.. .a'K.tw.v . " J' H 'MTN PHILXfilEPkrA, 'SBSAYf FEBBUAB fl7 w I L.fi rjk 0. ( '". i CJ to s ay -;-j hS' Esi vAl. h " ? t. SfcV i Uc&gcr PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY crnus h. k. cunTis, r.iDiT Charles If. Luaington, Vlra IrtdnH John MftPfln fltfralir inil Traiiiirart 1-hllln M. glNna. John II. Williams, John J, Bpurgaon, 1. wnaitjr, uireciora. KDITOnlAL BOARD: Ciacs IT. X, Crnmi, Chairman. . If. tYHALET Editor JOHN C. MARTIN... General Ilualneaa Manager rubllahad dally at Poauo Limn Dulldlnr. Indepandanca Square, Philadelphia. Lrora CsKTiut..... Broad and Cheatnut Streeta AntNTIO Cm ....il'rufVnlon llulldlns Nw Yoik.,.. 200 Metropolitan Toner Dmoir...... i.-. ,821 Fori llulldlng Bt. Loc'a..I..,,..400 Olobe-Democrat Ilulldlns Cmcioo 1202 Triiunt llulldlnir NEWS DUnEAUS: WnntNOTON Doitio nigg Building New YoiK Huiud The Time Ilulldlng JBglLlN lltiun 00 Frledrlchitrasio Lo JIdscau Mareont Ilouie. Strand Wail Dcuiu.... 82 Hue I.oula le Orand suBscnirrio.v terms Tha Ermixa X.rnoca la aerved to aubtcrlbers In Philadelphia and aurroundlng towna at tho rata ot twalva (12) centa per week, payable o tha carrier. Br mall to polnta outside of Philadelphia. In tha United Btalea, Canada or United Malta poa aeaalona, poataaa free, ntty (B0) centa per month. Six (10) dsllara per rear, payable In adrance To all foreign countries one (tl) dollar per month. Notich Subscribers- winning oddreea changed muat alva old aa well aa new addreaa, BELL. 00l) WALM1T KEYSTONE. MAIN iOOO WSF Addreai nil communication to Rvenfnff l.tdgtr. independence Saunrc, Philadelphia. xntcted at trk ritiLADixriiiA rnTorrici s LCOND-CLAla Milt. MATTFR. THE AVEnAOE NET PAID DAILY CHI- CULATION OF THE EVENINO LKDOUn FOIl JANUARY WAS 118,777 PhilidtlphU, Frld.j, Ffbru.r, 16. 1917. , ' The Mayor nays lie will stand by the "little fellow"; but we hope ho won't forget to stand by the bis fellow on the tower above his olllce. It Is a pity that the president of the Trenton School Board cannot Issue orders to the New York Tribune. The schools are not the only place where war talk Is dangerous. More than a thousand obsolete laws are to be repealed by the General Assembly, while It passes several hun dred new laws to become obsolete In their turn. It must bo admitted that Vance McCormlck, who Is being boomed for the presidency, can boast the same quail ftcatlons as Buchanan, the only l'cnnsyl vonlan who becamo President. He Is n bachelor. The plan to print all legislative bills In pages of the same size as the pam phlet laws can be made a measure of printing economy In Harrlsburg If the powers that bo choose to make It so, for the same type used for the' legislative bill can bo used In printing the pamphlets. But does any ode believe that this Is the purpose of the plan7 Any one who has visited the Ruo JSt. Martin, Paris, and seen the rows of horse meat butchers' shops with the big brass signs advertising besides the hoise meat, "First class mule" and "First class donkey," may have visions of what wo may soon come to. A Swiss butcher who opened a horse meat shop In New York last week Is Jubilant over his success of 1800 pounds of horse meat for his first week's sales. Now they are saying Penrose Is o eager to have the Governor Investi gated that If tho Sproul resolution Is vetoed he will have another 'one passed which can be effective without executive approval, as it will carry no npproprla tlon. The expenses will be paid by pri vate contributions. Perlmps he would like this better, anyvvuy, for It is well known that the man who pays the piper can call the tunes. Amendment resolutions have been adopted by Congress with less popular mandate behind them than that which has brought the Webb bill for national prohibition before the House. But pas sage of the bill will bring us no nearer prohibition than we are now. Half the States have declared for It and twelve more would be needed to adopt the amendment. Until those twelve adopt prohibition for themselves they will not adopt It for the nation. But there would be one great boon In the passage of the Webb bill: It would take liquor out of national politics forever. Secretary Lansing apparently for , got the way- n which this nation secured Its Independence when he told Cuba that the Government had made Its position clear during the last four years regarding the recognition of other governments "which have come Into power through revolution and other Illegal methods." Of course, we cannot tolerate revolution In Cuba any more than In an American . SUte, but the Secretary of State would have been a little-more discreet if he had made a distinction between our relations with the" Island republic and with the rest of the world and between success ful revolution and mere insurrection. The Ohio River Is the natural southwestern boundary of Pennsylvania, but the panhandle 'of West Virginia ex tends up between this- State and Ohio. The suggestion has been made In West Virginia that the four counties in the panhandle be sold to either pf the abut ting States Jn order to talse money to assist in paying thj) part of the debt .of old Virginia "which the Supreme Court haa decided Is a proper burdeh on tho peoplo of that part of the Htftte which waa separated from the original Com tnpnwealth ot the time of the Civil War. The sum Involved is $12,900,000. If the counties are to be sold, they should be bought by Pennsylvania, provided he ' price Is, not prohibitive it will be soon MaoUgh to consider prices when West VWMa naa approved the sale. --" Ja-'ttvor of Ettfitthg r after tho war. There cannot be Imperial preference and free tradi with the rest of the wbrld. Involved In the proposed plan Is a protective tariff 'around the Brit ish Empire, with some approach to sucll freedom of trade among its membors ns exists among tho American States. In deed, the analogy has trcquently jecn noted in tho British discussions on the subject, Tho war has brought the parts of the empire together more closely than llfty years of negotiations could have done. The colonics are fighting for them selves ns well as for tho mother country. Canada, which has sent, nearly half n million men to tho front. Is now bound by shed blood to tho center of the em pire across the sea and Is In a mood for n closer tiade union. An Imperial fed eration, modeled loosely on our federa tion, Is among the possibilities of the future, with an Imperial parliament In London. But America in more deeply Interested In the prospective British pro tective tariff than In tho strengthening of tho political union among tho British dependencies. Cobdonlsm is losing casto In tho house of Its fi lends. It ought not to be gaining friends here- VHY WE "GO SLOW" THK "delay" of tho last two weeks has not taught this country much about Kurope and Its wnr, but It has taught It a great deal nbout Amerlcn. To one set ot exti enlists It seemed Incredible that'we should not have to fight, to another t-et Incredible that we should. Between these two vociferous extremes IIps tho great bulk of the population, which thinks that If we do get Into action our war will not amount to much, and Is not wnrrjlng much about It. What Is worrying n gioat many per sons, to whom the mateiial tesults of n decision for either pence or war do not look serious. Is the question of tho nation's duty and honor. An exaggerated sensitiveness about this Is nppuient among those who do not keep In touch with history. How could we over have done our 140 years' work ot assimilating millions nf foreigners nnd fieelng and leadjustlng millions of slaves If we had become pnit of the Kmnpenn system? How can we expect the farmers of the West, for example, to take an Interest In foreign wars when we aie so thankful that the fathers and grandfathers of those farmeis devoted themselves exclu sively to developing America? And bow can a loomful of people hi an eastern city, who have as many fi lends In Loudon and Paris os they have here, yornfullv deride paclllsts in western cities which they have . never taken the tioublo to visit? Our Jingoes aie teaching us tho under lying meaning of that slogan, "Sec Amer ica First." They, a tiny mlnotlty, know more nbout Kuiope than they do about Ameilcn. . We were slow In getting the No ember election returns because many western communities aie so isolated that the ie suits bad to be cairled on hotseback twenty-five- or thirty miles. Well, wo aie slow In getting the "war leturim" for much the' same icason. We ate very slow about getting Into war because wo aie very slow about getting acquainted with each other. Men who are courageous enough to tight burglars or a mob single handed ate bewildered when told they aro cowards for not liberating Serbia. They ask why the East Is not cowaully for not having freed China from aggressions. And many in this section think of the West as illiterate, wheteas thete Is a much lower percentage of Illiteracy In Kansas, Nebraska and Iowa than there is in Pennsylvania, New York and Massa chusetts. How many peoplo In the East "know what tho issue was In somo of the west ern States last November? The argu ment against Hughes in Texas was the Shreveport cahe. In Otogon single tax Is always a leading lH.sue, though that seems Incredible here. Now, If there Is so much mutual Indifference and ignoiauce among tho various sections In legatd to Amer ican politics, how much more must the sections fail to understand ench others' viewpoint nbout international politics? Mr. Wilson knows his America, and he knows that tho only advice upon which nil sections can agiee upon Is to "Go slow." f NO PEACE WITHOUT VICTOKY Senator McNIchol made It plain that there could lie no harmony until cery ally of his who had been discharged hy n Vare officeholder had first been re stored to his place. News report. THIS ultimatum, issued on tho ee of the Senator's departure for tho South, translated into tho language of the pres ent International conflict, means that there can be no peace without a Get man victory or shall we say an allied vic tory? The fight for spoils is to be con tinued regardless of the consequences If the Senator has his way. Well, let the fight go on. If It gets bitter enough tho people nre likely to ex claim, "A plague on both your houses!" and take matters In their own hands. WHERE THE SEXES ARE EQUAL PRECEDENTS can be cited to prove that the principal of n girls' school should bo a woman. Equally valid prece dents can be cited to prove that the ex ecutive head should he a man. The pres ident of Vassar College Is a man, and so is the president of Smith. On the other hand, Wellesley has always had a woman president, and Mount Holyoke, which was founded by a woman, has nlways been directed by a woman. Men have success fully conducted girls' high schools, and so have women. The point of these remarks is that the Bex issue is out of place in the considera tion of the selection of a principal for the GlrhV High School in Kensington. What that school needs is a capable prin cipal of proved efficiency. It would be a mistake to urge as the first considera tion in favoring any candidate that she is "a woman. The choice ought to be made for other reasons. We assume'that the school board -vylU take into considera tion the Intellectual qualification's of the candidates, their training and their ex perience and select the best. We assume also that the board is aware that It) la Ihe settled policy of thU Commonwealth, a. policy laia down by the state Constitu tlon itself, that women are eligible to-l of ,. oeetrel qr managMOMtr - W . ' ,t & GREAT PORTS ARE MADE BY MEN Some Examples of How Cities Have Brought World Ship ping to Their Doors By JOHN MEIGS, C. E. ii IMbl'IIILADnLPHIA an archaic Idea has existed for many years until reccntly atnong the uninformed, and even nmong those fairly well Informccr.on ordinary top ics, that'thc city Is located too far away from the open ocean to become a seaport of first rank. This mlsconcejitlon Is easily refuted by a moment's consideration of the facts of the case Tho Iden of the disadvantage of remote ness from tho sea is a survival of a now bygono age, tho old sailing-ship days, when vessels depended upon the winds for motive power and required prond reaches of water In which to navlgato with any safety These days aro long past, however: few. If ony, of tho world's great ports of tho present nre located directly on the sen, and many of them are ns far dletnnt from It as Philadel phia. Generally In the Old World, for eco nomic tensons, they are selected by Inten tion nt the extreme head of river navigation In fact, considering the well-known low coit of marine transpottutlon compared with -that by land, the further Inland n port Is the more favoiable should bo considered the location; proided, of course, that Its wnter approaches nro safo nnd ample. Other mat ters than meie proximity to tho high seas hao declshe weight In determining the de sirability or undeslrnblllty of Httes for ports Great Ports Knr From the Sea llnmlmig. In many respects the most per fectly de eloped port In the world, Is In rated fifty miles from the mouth of the Mine Wer. which stream wss otlglnally shallow, limine, tortuous nnd Incompara ble In any slngjo respect to tho rapacious Itrlawnir Among other world ports. London on th Thames is sixty guiles from tho son; Llv rrp'i'il on tin. M,.sp Is fifteen miles from It: Antweip on tho Scheldt, sl!-ulne miles; lliemen on Hie Woser. sixty miles; Hotter dam on the Untie .N'leuwe. eighteen miles . Glasgow on the f'lde, twenty miles, and MnnchesteV. nr.ictlcally formerly- an Inland city, but now i-nmiccted with' the sea by nn artificial canal. Is forty-six miles distant through twf-ntv-fle miles of buoyed chan nel Tho river seaport par excellence, how ever. Is Montreal. Canada, which Is located more than nine hundred miles up tho St. Lawrence Ftlyer from the open ocean. In Montreal this distance from tho ocean Is considered, and properly so, nn nihnntage lather than a dlsadantage, nnd Its posi tion two hundred miles further up the llyer than Quebec, peimlttlng it to sne this two hundred miles of expensive tallroad haul, has of Into jenrs enabled Ii trf far out distance Itp older rival further down tho stieam. nnd this circumstance, together with the Intelligence of Its port administra tion, has placed It high up In tbu tank of American ports and In a position for futuro advance with rapid strides Hlver-se.-fports extra ordinary, however, nre found In South Ameiic.i, particularly on the Amazon, where Ohldes, a flourish ing cl. r.Oft miles from tho mouth, has a harbor capable nf floating a navy of Lusltanlas nnd Deutschlands. Mnnans, the greatest l libber center In the world. Is i:nn miles from tho sea, reach able hv vessels drawing thirty feet of water: nnd ltnirt miles further up this great river, Lonato, tho Atlantic port of Peru, 2200 miles fiom tho ocean, is capable of accommodating fair-sized ships So. that It would appear that Philadelphia's ninety miles from the open ocean Is not an In superable bar to Its port nniblllon-i .Expenditutes o'n Improvements Let us consider now for a moment the expenditures that some of these ports havo made In lifting themselves to their pres ent positions of eminence London has spent $123,0(10,000 on tho making of its port; Llveipool, nearly J200, 600.000 , Hamburg, $125,ono,noo , Antwerp, 5100,000,000, Rotterdam, K.0,000,000 : Mar. sellles. $10,000 000 .Havre, $10,000,000. and so on tho examples of princely expendi ture might bo Indefinitely multiplied. Out South American neighbors have been In no way laggard about this matter, so vital to national commerclnl life Buenos Aires, when a city of but a quarter of a million population, spent J50.000.ono on ns fine n system of 'docks, perhaps, as nny In'the Xvntld. it now hns a population of more than one nnd three-quarter millions, nnd ranks either thhd or fourth nmong the cities of tho Western Hemisphere, fighting It out on about oven term's with Phlln delphla. Montevideo, a neighbor and com petitor ot Buenos Alios, Is rivaling It in Its port expenditures, nnd Valparaiso. Chill, a city of ntilv irpft.000 population, has testified Its belief In tho future of Its port by au thorizing an expenditure of $2n,000,00ft On the ninth our neighbors nro lint ii at work on their ports. Montreal has spent $25,000,000, nnd Is still spending; and she has given tho cue to every other ocean, river and lake port In the Dominion Some nf the above cited ports have lit erally lifted themselves by their own boot straps, so to spoaj,-, out of what, to faint lioaits. would have seemed ,a verltablo Slough of Despond. The city of Glasgow, for itiMlnnce. forty jears ago had ns Its only outlet to tlio sea a river which might be crossed on stepping stones nt low tide; nnd when the first channel- deepening was started the Initial operation for It was the breaking up of tho river bottom with a plow. Now vessels drawing thirty feet sail up to Its docks. Upward of $100,000,000 hns been spent on the channel nnd harbor, nnd it accommodates a commerce greater than any city In the United States save New York. Had the Inhabitants waited for the time when commerce should demand the development- of their river the city woVld not now lie nmong the world's first dozen ports Manchester, on the upper reaches of the Mersey, where It Is little more than a hill side brook, was dependent until compnra tlvely recently upon Liverpool, thirty-five miles downstream, for Its port facilities. Its citizens resojved to make It a seaport, and Inasmuch as the city could not be moved to tho sea, they brought the sea to the city. Tbelr great ship canal, thlrty-fivo miles long, was the result, which at a cost of $90,000,000 haB In thirty years trans formed Manchester from an Inland manu facturing town to the fourth ranking port in Great Britain, with a commerce far In excess nf Philadelphia. Examples such as these could be multi plied indefinitely, but these o.re sufficient to show that great ports and great manu facturing centers do not grow ordinarily merely by virtue of the kindness of nature, but they nre man-made sometimes literally out of nothing except the foresight, courage and enterprise ot their citizens. FLAMES I walched a log In tho fireplace burning, Wrapped Inflame like a winding sheet. Giving again with splendid largesse The sun's long gift of treasured heat Giving again In the fire's low muslo The- ound of wind 'on an autumn night. And the gold of many a summer sunrise Garnered and given out fn light I watched a log In the fireplace burning bh, it t, too, could only be Hurt to give. back the 'love and latafhtor irom open wnter ' "pf-vi-: "i; ,, AT.- '!-" . rWit' 'V , ' ' -W' ' I" Coming to our American ports. Unstnnt yWiSM'S-Hln'J,'''iiy -,-.'"-'"-' "". '.i'l i '.'. Is eight miles finm the sen, through a jock- I K JVW' '?"" ' " Jihiii-VXA..;'-'''-' "y,Tr L": bound channel: Bnltimotc Is If, ft from the J ' ft! W ' ,,.,pM- capes of the rhefapeake. whom pilots nre I . ?f,i... ,-rii'";S!.f Jf'l'L- '! '.'tflX" '.. ;; -.j.-'"'' .,'J-i r,;i'l-i:'v.i;;::i,N-ir,'''--Ti'.,1'-lw tequlted to be taken on: New Orleans Is I ,.:;ffi(l. ' .. nlnetv-slx miles from tho passes at the '" '" ' .- i'jJ:JrW!J..-jfltSa-:,e'f l,,',J"--"' ' ! ' " ' s!-,- - .v.'-i :-'" ,",,;k mouth of the .Mississippi, nn.l even New ,- , erj5hK,-i'il ""' ",.,'' -'' ,. ,.lU1Wr'"";'-",,i -'', York, while popularly supposed to ho .11- '" U!u-d-f ,' ,..' ' ", ,. ,,.-i ?''"-"' -.-v-:-" - " rertly on. the ore.tn. Is nnnro.iehed only "" ' "'H .'. -".-. . - - .T"i.-' .',i .5"-''"". . .'.m ,''.i'-'-''' dm'&KJBt?'v.m&xtiL .' , sMmm ;;: ---r'::'.:2 ...-T- wttoS". .- -"-iK " "'-"" ,"!''i-ii' ... ..ll';,:".i.-;. -.-".--- :.;.:- ' i . .ujn..' t.wi-: . :. ' " . .i.A.npit u 'i-l'iji i ut-" ' .. ..-,-,:, , ... ..i-'j-j."---':;.-.' """- r' ' .. ' !l,-.Vi .. .j.. '" . :i ,. -i - , u-' -,. h '-rw."--: '.T.IM' THE VOICE OE THE PEOPLE An Appeal for a Referendum on War Mr. Moore Praised. German Guilt Thii Drpnrtment in ftrr to ntt render uio ii uh to rrprrti their opinions on tubied of current Interest. It in an open forum t nnd the Eicnina Ledaer assume no rcspotunlbiHtu tot the viewi of fs corrcnponttcntit. Letter munt he stoned hu the nam nnd nMress of the itritcr, not necesnarilu for publieation, hut an a auaranten of good faith GERMANY'S UNIVERSAL GUILT To the Kilttor oj the Evening Ledger: Sir The newspaper headings say thnt Germany Is tesponslblo for political troubles In China. Mexico nnd Cuba. These newspapers are tight and. In addition, Ger many Is responsible for the high prico of eggs, the strike that caused an advance In sugar, the periodical du Tont explosions, tho fait that tho bicycle racers In Chicago nre far behind tho record, the Ice Hoes in the Delaware, the fact that Speaker Champ Clark has be'eomo a grandfather and tho piobo of the Irreproachable Governor of Pennsylvania. Indeed It may be urged with some show of reason that Germany, and Germany alone, Is responsible for the devil. i;. t. eov. Philadelphia, February 1J. MR. MOORE'S SPEECH To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir 1 should like to state that I think .1. Hampton Moore's speech In Congress Is a credit to mm anil to our country it in Congress there wero more of his kind the country wouldn't bo led like sheep to the slaughter by such poor patriots ns J. P. Morgan. If ho can nffoul to send so much of bis money abroad, why does lie not live in England or enlist? Ho has no need of medals. This country lias no ani mosity toward Germany, nnd nny una who doubts thnt statement can go among the peoplo and ho will find It true No, England Is done for and she knows It. and sho would like now to sacrifice the poor American soldier for her sneaky, selfish benefit. Not one shot would I fire or one German would 1 harm for nil ling land and her possessions put together plus J. P. Morgan's wealth. M. E. McNULTV) Philadelphia, Kebruaiy 14. REFERENDUM ON WAR To the Editor o the Evening Ledger: Sir I note that you believe tho activities of Bryan and n number of women In their anti-war campaign aro doing moro harm than good, but I notice that in your editorial nhnut the American Rights League you de sire the same end they are forking for "with honor." And as you stare, "the nation nt large Is only hoping and praying It can be avoided" ; but as thervj seems to bo no one xvilllng to lead for peace, the nation thanks Bryan and those women who have the courtige to wage their battlo at this time I read a letter the other day in a Philadelphia morning journal ihlch accused the paper of going into the ammunition business, manufacturing hate for every thing not pro-Brltlsh. This morning It con tained a four-line editorial entitled "What's the Matter with Humpy?" In which it called him names and stated he must bo suffering from acrmanltis because ne saia in a Bpeech In Congress that the Allies had puichascd the policy of a number of newspapers. I don't remember seeing a denial of the pro Brltlsh accusation, though the editor .did reply, calling the writer names and reflect ing upon his patriotism.- It has also singled out James Maurer, Geraldlne Farrar and the. Socialist Society of New York for a string of Invectives, peoplo who have sincere opinions and are willing to stand all the criticism these opinions earn them. Thus, from the stage of a respected newspaper, considered fair at most times. It has dropped on accovmt of too much "spread eaglelam" on the brain to the ranks of those Jingoes and 'extremists that "Hamp Moore declared were trying to "sandbag" Congress Into war. The same paper belittles the efforts of the Socialists and pacifists to secure a refer endum on war with Germany. Isn't it about time for this democratic nation to havo real democracy. Instead of that which exists only around the chest whenever the "Star Spangled Banner" Is played or the word "American" Is mentioned T , ,11 Tf lr iw atjiifwi "Jul H lUUftU ii'"'. - ' - "YpU THOUGHT YOU'D LOST. nor by the editors of newspapers. To deny the people this referendum Is to substantiate that which one -'despicable" party, which I support, has contended for a long time: That this nation Is rim hy n small band ot men who conttol the policies nnd resources of tho country. I also notlco thai you are being criticized for- ur liberal stand on certain questions There nro many, many more humble citizens who wish theto were more such fair papers as youro. THE SOCIALIST. Philadelphia, February 1 1. APOLOGY TO MR. LINN -I it Is the purpose of this chlumn to give tho greatest latitude to popular expression, and criticism nf tho opinions of others Is Inevitable, nut It does not Invite personal attacks, nnd 'the letter printed on Wednes day over the signature "G. M " seems to havo gone much too far In criticism of Mr Walter Linn, secretary-treasurer of the Pennsylvania Trade Secretaries. The let ter was In bad tnsto because of Its per sonal tone nnd should not have found space In these columns. WHAT CANADA HAS DONE Vanada has sent to the front about 250,000 men. . Sho has 150,000 more in training. This means that she has enlisted, all told, nbout 400,000 men. Tho casualties up to date. are well over 50.000. Mean while Canada has faced undauntedly tho necessary taxation, and has voluntarily contributed $40,000,000 to relief funds. Let our people understand what these figures mean by remembering that Canada has only about one-thirteenth of our popula tion and one-thirtieth of our wealth. Her shores wero not immediately menaced ; the counsels of. cold nnd thnld selfishness, bad they prevailed, would havo bid her take a merely perfunctory patt In tho war and rest In safety behind Brltiiln s control of the ocean. Rut Canada was too proud not to fight. Sho scorned tho Ignoble role of shirking duty nnd letting others protect her. Her effort In men is relatively ns great as If we had talsed an army of mote than 5,000,000 soldiers nnd her troops are as splendid fighting men as their Austral asian and South Aft lean brothers, or ns any others among the war-hardened veterans who havo fought on both sides In this terrible world war. Her money effort In the single item given nbove Is equivalent to what this nation would have donn if it had voluntarily contributed , more than $1,000,000,000 In relief funds Theodoie Hoosevelt, In tho Metropolitan . BUT THEY WON'T Now that a nation-wide union of farmers has been begun there Is nothing for It but -for the ultimate consumers to organize, up and nt "em.-Jew York Kvening Sun. All Points of the Compass Rubniyat of a Commuter LXVHI Wife thinks that nowhere ever, ever bl iws Such Flowers as our daughter paints! Tho Rose Or Hyacinth upon a China tile Uxtr'ordlnary Talent plainly shows. .LXIX And then the Tulip on a shiny Plaque Or Oaken Panel, coate.d with Shellac Pink Mtfrnlng Glories on a Banneiette. Or Calla Lily on n Ground of Black, We saw him after his return from Read ing. He was, a bit tho worse for wear Briefly, hi sweet bells were Jangled out of tune nnd harsh. "How did It happe'n?" we asked, being of a curious nature. "You remember," he replied, "the feller sayln' 'Headln' tnaketh a full man'?" We assured him that our memory of the quotation was quite sufficient. "Well," he continued, "the gink that said that spoka a truthful mouth ful." Jt t Old Doc Qulnh, who for many years has sold chewing gum, peppermint lozenges and cigars at the Beo Hive, is quitting his posi tion there. "Where are you going?" we asked. "What are you going to do?" "im flgurin'," he replied, "on rldln" a few horses goln' to Florida, playin' In the water for a spell and then cohiln' back and. gettln' a regular Job-" ' Colonel William CL Smyth, Mr, David Be lasco'a pacemaker, blames the story on Irvln Cobb, and Irv Is big enough to stand It Well, anyway, appears there was a br'u nette preacher who heard one of his parish ioners out in the henhouse swearing dread fully. "Whuffor you all. cumin- that... iwayl'! h.akl.v "' 'toiinake a aan ME, EH?" -.tfr1- What Do You Know? Queries of general interest will be answered in this column. Ten Question, fta answers to uhich rveru welhinformed person should know, ore asked daily. QUIZ 1. VUmt frrdtlenta of the United States mar ried widow a t 2. Vihnt la the "Inland Rtpnhllr"? 3. Where Is the first mention nf plurality of wives In the Illble? 4. When did the barrel pout atem beain In operation In this ronntrj.' B. Who were the llmnada-r 6. When was the Maine hlown up nnd where? 7. tint Is the riinVrenre In time between ' Philadelphia Hnvl Honolulu? 8. What Is the February blrthstone? 0. Whnt are tie pearo and war atrenatha of the L'uhnn army? 10. What ttntr lend In rrnp production? Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. A "lllrfhm Poerlua" U n Juraler or a Jus- airr'a formula, eomlnc fram the Jatln. "Hie est doctua," meaning "This la a learned man." 2. Hiihmnrlnes cntnmunteute with their head quarters b meann nf tho vvlreleaa. 3. The United States nmv ranks third. The navy bill would mnke It second, unlean (ifrmnnv has greatly Increnacd her nnvy sliue the wnr beatm. I. A pnleolltli la n stone Implement of the paleolithic period, the first part of the htone Ako. ft. .Inhn Ailama nnd John Oiilnc Adama are hurled In the church nril of the Flrat Congregational Church, qulnry. Mass. fl. There nre five Nobel prizes fur physics. chemistry, medicine, literature am) peace. 7. The United States ranks first nnd Argentina scconil In wheat production, 8. Carl f. Fisher, of Indianapolis, Is founder nf the Dixie nnd I.lnruln Highway move ments. ' 9. The first phrnse In the Illble (King James version) Is "In the lieglunlng." 10. None of the Presidents of the I'nlted States wns horn west uf the Mississippi. Italian. for "Long" B F. L Tho Italian equivalent for the Kngllsh name "Long" Is "Lungo." This Is the modern form of the name, which also In Longo" (old form) and "Luongo" (dialect). For example, William Long would be Gu gllclmo Lungo, Longo or Luongo. It Is ptobnble that somo Italians named Lungo have changed their name to Long after liv ing In this country for a time. The name Long does not necessarily Imply relation ship with Lungo. Tho Italian for "the board Is ten feet long" Is "La favola o'(lunga. died pledl " "Lunga" Is the feminine form of the adjectlvo "lungo." Suffrage and Anti-Suffrage C Mel. Arguments for your debate on woman suffrage may be obtained by ad dressing the National American Woman Suffrage Association, 171 Madison avenue. New York city, and the National Associa tion Opposed to Woman Suffrage, 17B7 K street, Washington, D. C. Boy Scout Commissioner M. -P. The scout commissioner of the Philadelphia Boy Scouts or America Is Assistant District Attorney Charles Edwin Fox. The scout commissioner is elected an nually by the Philadelphia executive scout council. His office is honorary and volun teer. In addition, there are two field-commissioners, I. Urner Goodman and Haydon O. Merrill, salaried officials appointed by tho scout executive, suTiJect to ratification by the council. They have active super vision of nil field work. SAM LOYD'S PUZZLE IN EAQH sentence one blank Is fllfed with a transposition of the other, AAll the blanks to contain words ot six letters For example, the answer to the first Is' "latent talent." No. 1 The youug artist evidently pos, sesses , No.J The schoolboy got into a through his No. 3 The school the side of the . walked by No. 4 The -, stopped swimming for want of No. D My friend had to so we . and AnsWer to Yesterday's Puzzle" WITH the wind behind him he could ride 1- of a mile In one minute Against the wind he could go jj 0f a mile In one minute, therefore, In two minutes' time, equally divided between wind assistance and hindrance, he would lorT'Mtfa mile. This glvs,hl tlm tnv & Atnsla mlU with 4iA XiiJ- 'T C Tom DalyVgjl McAronl Ballad ' LXXV FUNNT ItEEZNmg 3 Oh, rrofcas' Anoelntit j. 11 4. '' uur n " ",c . ... ,recn -wcciha ruth- fi Hut I'm verra mooch tear d'at ,' Jj vit vvt acc, Ito cct toft Uka muth. He ccs gotta too moocha da Uu$ hecs heart. ,M' Whcech ecn hectnest e'et w fl Pnr rrtM vrrn a .it. fM ... '""""' )i ! 1nii 4 wen you oughta he mod. nt, you sec, dafs hecs ooofoMoeh 3 IV over acre, , '- Where, hees money ees mate M An' h&s oolta fiiwi i,-i . '. . 'fi rfi n," """"Oil, M : -. ..;.. r: : . . t xa ia enro oj nccs trade. Ycsttday uten Profess' ees com' iJPi --. . -f.l rrom nccs noonalimn weal, $S Tic wnlte ot-cr fo tc tcecfA uuJ?X Dat's as bceg as a wheel. "Wen J leave for my lonch," t9v jess- Angelotf, i "I tak' out from da drawer J All da moneu dafx tterr j... .J? sure, got J Playnta johs for mak' more." "a.. ' t ,, . 1 imu'rr. mrnii ,,"""""' .... TS. iiiorini cMjujTTirr ncrc. ' "Hal ha! hat Dat's a good teaa'" laugh. an' he say, 'J "For da drawer stcell ees barel" ,; ...... . ?. Ht "Stcell you laugh? Dry are rotten it nf wnffcr it-ccfh youf But he say, "Wat da halt 2. TWll T .lrtfl.,? trV 4H.I 7.MBB !.... j ' .. .... . .. ,.tl. ,.,, ,,, woo ;vUli goig, like dem two, - Why, i done eel myial'l" , sj BEHOLDEN are we to W. N. Jennli for tho plot of the nbove, h,e htyj plucked.it from real life. It tvas a Boston youth, statlonea'i th crow's nest, wio first saw Cervwt fleet coming out of Santiago harbor. friends mado much ot him whsths'i home. "So," said nn admirer, "you i them first." "Yes," he blurted out, "aM I saw them a damn sight sooner'tl I wanted to.' Let us meditate upon this, fill citizens. In these days of watchful i lng. War, If it comes, will be no i but let us bring to the performuei trained zeal. Will nobody answer this bell? n.llnir.llnrr.llniTl Ah! hra'a las't! Where've ya bin, boy? Dldnthti me till I rang the fourth time, h? right, page Mr, Bert Leston Taylor the Chi. Trlb. nnd hand him this not here, wait! To save time and you ' trouble of reading it yourself, listen: '-i'J ''Sir What does your proofroom 1 of this definition in the Webster International? -j "corYHOl.DKR A proofreaders! nincompoop. ' Aftermathters THE SUM OF LIFE Wire of great men all remind thenj-j They must wipe their feet outside: rtr tlnnnrilnn Irnvn hrhtnd them 5f FoofnHttf muddy, long and trifle.1.,! rii SAM, who seems to have lost hli'l name forty-three years ago, whentj began to stand guard outside th ernor's office at Trenton, says the pai of tho Baptist Church he attends, occasion recently to complain of ebNj collections. "Bredrcn." said the reven "I caln't preach on earth an' boa'di heaben." The caption under a picture onjtl back page of our favorite illustr evening paper of yesterday's "Feeding the squirrels Is a popular'M time on me grounas surrounums, State Capltbl," put pep in our in tion nnd gave us a couple of spontan cackles. At 245 South Fifth street one li,l vised: "If you want a good sklrtVJ tn Atinln's" and get a pippin. sumably? H n-n t- PAITVTA1V PEN When most I need thy helpful art Tn cot a Mian's name on an order, .fl Thou'rt almtstisure to fall apart, V Ann. prove a pretty oum icon it-i.-.. t i...... I....J mv AMnr to WI1UII 4Hrtf3 vco.t. ...j .. ..-.-. -- , --. Brepare a past-due check to writs nwj rt-t-.. , 1.- ...! nt,a nf AntV STOO t?l illy iruno I'lurou fcu..o --- -. All o'er the check he would Indlta m. BUT when 'tis must foot the b'"-! Thy service is distinctly "np , - Thou wrltest fluently, uniu I feel my est hath nursed a ylper. Aliu wurir x niuov i.w .-.- -- A Bmoomer pen ua. mo . ia Thou false, vile, miserable creatur,j a ... .i. il. itiAii nA r wrolla I . cini- fnvnrttn evening paper's la Chunk correspondent sent In this notl Harry Itelchard. ot Mn'iv employe In the New .Jersey CenM .., i ..!.,. n hntater got unBiavuin ill uiu.iiib -.-.---- - hand under It and lost two flniera.r And tha office boy. whose mother i a boarding house, is curious-to'l what was hiding under that bonier.. tutu Rennto nnd House. In Joint i BaBAmv.lttl nn flotnt Valentine's Dayjl ln nt. nil ltriA thn fnot that WO hal enm Tnn TVnmat on the "sOVent f November last past." We havenj got the hat, but we hava me w kriowledce thnt it's a roof In Joe'f "Wh fn.,., mnnafrnt- nt RtfltSOn 8. yu S 'Why don't you come In and g hat7" he asktfd, meeting us on wj the ' 'other day. -Come on, , . .4i am yoiK with nna of ' our nobby "Der live ' Tli-hS" wn nnnrted. "AS 10P -. -j. ..- -,- -- . ... u we'll never don a dlpky aeroj.- we passed on, leaving tne quw statu. . ThlH mnrnlnir. lust to see i fnllrn wr ernwlno; as wi;l men ' "'". " I' " n. r,.Mmi on our journey irom mo in-- ,. .- .,.. t ..a..- nm wa, I minai 10 wio ucuiivi w,(v ---; Un the derbies we saw, We P 309 men fand only thlrty-nv 1 .'TtowWr.' MA9t UUM lour l.SWWM4Tt slSSli