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Marconi House, Strand FAMS BmiEAV 32 Ituo" Louis la Grand SUBSCIttPTtON TERMS The EriNtvo lanrtiEn U served to BubKrlheM In Philadelphia and surrounding towns at tha rate ot el (6) cents per week, payable to thn carrier. Br mall to points outsldo of Philadelphia, In lha United Statoa, Canada or United Blatea pos sessions, postage free, thirty-five (8B) cents per month One (SI) dollar for three months or four (4) dollars per year, payable In ad vance. To all foreign roun.rlen ono ($1) dollar per month, Noticb Subscribers wtshlns nddresc changed must give old as well as new address. BELL, iOOO WALNUT KEYSTOM!. MUX J00O E7" AitJrrss all communications 1a Vimino Ltdatr, Jndrpc.idenco Square, l'Mladetfhla. ENTXSED AT TMK rillLADCLPUtt rnSIOfflCr, AS 8DCOND-C1.ASS MAIL HATTER THE) AVERAGE NET PAIS DAILY CIR CULATION or tub nvr.Nt.vo ledger FOR DECEMBER WAS HO.Rln rh'UiMnliii. TSumtliy. Jantinr; 15, 1917. Germany protests against tlio Idea ot a really freo Polnnri. Sho promised It, but sho was only fooling. As a gentleman lately returned from the front at Ilnrrisburg remarked, It takes a skunk to find a skunk. Coroner Knight says It la tlmo tho police got busy suppressing tho dopo traffic. Who disagrees with lilmV The people of Pennsylvania aro longing for a great leader what they get Is a Vare or a Penrose. Senator Sheppard nominates tho President for tho Nobel peaco prize. Mr. Wilson Is certainly making a heroic effort to deserve it. The Record suggests that If tho Governor is not careful' tho Senator will get him while his trousers aro out being pressed. He might In that case borrow Tom Thumb's. Now that the resolution Increasing the pay of the firemen Is before Councils, It Is up to the friends of that measure to convince tho Councilmen that public sentiment demands Its passage. I expect nt somo stage of the com mission's progress to appear before tho body myself and to answer any and all questions that may be addressed to me concerning the matters contemplated in the resolution Senator Penrose. An encyclopedia politlclana! Cards, cafes and champagne consti tute the new trio of destruction, as dis covered by Warden McKenty. As they have none of these things in the peni tentiary, what safer place could there bo for our children? Just as an Ohio man had suc ceeded in proving that ho could live on three cents a day he died. Tho Irishman's cow, on which a similarly successful experiment was made, did not submit from choice, showing the difference be tween bipeds and quadrupeds. There seems to be a general dis position to regard the Governor's ex pense account as a Joko. Yet It is very clear that the wa his leg has been pulled his breeches must have needed pressing, and his leg would not have been pulled If lie had not been Governor. Look ing at tho thing in a big, broad way, wo are convinced that the charge was a legitimate one. There aro other Interests In the world than war and politics. The Uni versity Museum Is about to send Doctor Bishop to China to collect specimens of Chinese art in order to complete the his torical exhibit, and he will devote himself for three years to the peaceful study of glaze and crackle and decoration of the various dynasties. Many men In the trenches doubtless envy him. All the people have ever wanted, expected or been willing to accept from the P R, T. was a fair and square deal. It Is not In the publlo interest for the P. R. T. to be decrepit financially. The splendid condition of the company now Is therefore extremely gratifying. We re gard with little concern the request of the company that It ba allowed to make come additional charges In the event that a fair trial of the new complete system shows a temporary charge for transfers to be necessary. We do not bellee, in the first place, that the additional charge ever will be necessary; In the second place, If It is, the public will still be far better off than if Is under the present arrange ment. The management of the P. R. T. apparently has far more faith than the calamity howlers In the future of Phila delphia, to say nothing of a more accurate knowledge of Its unprecedented rate of growth. The right of the Entente Allies, to nominate the Duke of Aosta to the throne of Greece, subject to confirmation by the Greeks .themselves, cannot be doubted. When Greece secured its independence in lfSff It was declared a kingdom under the protectorate of Great Britain, France and Russia, For years these Powers made Man annual grant ot money to supplement ,. ' tfc turn allowed for the royal family by jttj Greek Faruaraeat. Great Britain. , its-urn b4 Russia have a legal aa weil grBmi rkiht W demand that Greece ii SKfaek SldiaMrTilr - ii,bii Mi, MtMn n, aH , , ,.ji.n iiiiiin mil fMt,l,,jtjgBfc.1vft,MBra1 shall be on their side In tho war. Tho attempt of Constantino to help the- Ger mans by keeping Greece neutral or by aligning It with the Contral Empiros Is an example of tho basest political in gratitude. ANNOUNCEMENT fTUlE price of tho Evening Ledger, bo ginning Monday, January 29, will bo two conts the copy. Tho increased cost of prlht paper, Ink, chemicals and virtually all other mate rials used In tho publishing business has mado It Imposslblo any longer to Issuo a high-class newspaper for ono cent. 'Wo would not, in any circumstances, lower tho standards of publication to which wo have adhered. Tho one-cent news paper, oven ltl ordinary times, was sold at far less than cost of production. It costs considerably inoro than two cents a copy to produco this newspaper, It will con tinue to bo sold, therefore, at less limn cost The standards of journalism wo havo set for ourselves wo will contlnuo to fol low. There shall bo no cheapening of tho service which wo offer to the public Tho constant offort of the editors ia to Improvo and strengthen all departments of this newspaper. Knjoylnp;, as It does, a franchise of public approval and good will, tho Kvn.s-iNo Leooer nt two cents will contlnuo to ntpasuro up to the ex pectations of its readors and tho com munities which It serves. HELOVED VAGAIIONDS " TIM" MeNlCIIOL has a charming per J sonallty. Ills followers are devotod to him. They don't bellevo half that's said nbout him, "Hd" Varo Is a good fellow. He hands out $3 bills to needy workers without making a show of his generosity or rubbing It In, and ho has the nerve to tell a man, "You've been drunk and ynu don't get any money from mo," which gains hint respect. You can't beat the Organization until you havo beaten poverty. Is It hopeless? Is the Organization tho permanent Kmorgenoy Aid Committee which Is doing our neglected charity for us? AVo lose national political prostlgo by giving too ltttlo to the Relgians. Vo wo also lose chlr political prestige be cause wo leave our Philadelphia poor to tho mercies of those two Christiana who happen to bo our leading politicians? Tho kindness which McNiehol nnd A'nro show to their followers Is not to bo mocked. AVho shall say that it Is inslncrro? One man goes Into business nnd does well by treating his employes as well ns they want to be treated. Another man goes Into politics nnd treats his followers as well as they want to bo treated. If ho does not give us good politics, who shall say that bad politics Is worse than neg lect of tho needy? No Organization has been broken In nny State or city until tho reformers took up tho cause of unskilled labor, of helpless women and children. No re form body In this city has ever con sistently stood for the unskilled and holp loss poor. That work has been left to our beloved vagabonds. .MAKE IT UOGUE-IMtOOF TOCCH tho pocket nerve of the nation nnd tho electric shock is immediate There is no politician in Pennsylvania who can trifle with tho insurance situa tion and get away with it. It is averred that tho present Commissioner of Insur ance has his hands full coiroctlng abuses which a former Commissioner permitted. Tho point Involved is that the laws them selves were so obsoloto that a Commis sioner could permit tho kind of goings-on which havo recently been exposed. AVo applaud tho good work ot tho pres ent Commissioner, but we nro in entire disagreement with him In his contention that a few amendments of tho present insuranco codo constitute the only reform necessary, sinco good administration thereafter will bo sufficient. AVo do not want a patched-up insurance code. AVe do not want a codo with holes in it. AVhnt wo do want Is a body of insur anco laws for Pennsyhanla comparablo In their strength to tho luws existing in New A'ork and Massachusetts. AVo want model Insurance laws, not immoral insur anco laws. Tho abuses which havo been brought to light in tho last fow months are a warning to tho people of tho whole State of the kind of laws they ought to insist on having. AVe expect that they wilt Insist, slnco their most sacred funds aro involved. . DIPLOMACY MODERN diplomacy is an oxcart racing with an automobile Tho processes of diplomatic thought and tho media, of in ternational relations belong to an era that crawled on its belly. Friendship and peace are talked of In terms of tho turtle ages, when it required a eontury for a thought to travel a hundred miles, and progress was so slow that it took a spy glass to tell whether the movement was forward or backward- Till 3 Is -.he electric age, the ago of movement, the age of Instant communica tion, when men from the far corners of the earth have been brought Into close communion with one another, when whole peoples know more than their few super rulers used to know a few years ago. Democracy Is nothing more than knowl edge. The cable and the telegraph have knocked old 'methods Into oblivion In almost every trade. Industry and pursuit In the world, except in the conduct of International affairs. We suspect that the President, through a vale of human tears, has been forced to smile at the worship of ancient idols. About all he has tried to tell Europe is that any automobile that uses wagon wheels is not going to get very far. He may have used a peculiar method to put that information over, but we have an Idea that the multitude will grasp the thought eventually. In a modern age things must be done in a modern way, and statesmen with cobwebs in their brains will not last long in competition with gentlemen who are using their thought processes for something more than bread and buttsn. EVENING LBDG-ER -PHILADELPHIA, THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, WHY NOT JUST SAY. 'WE'VE WON'? An Analysis of the Four Phases of Allied Victory and tho Alternative By It. S. WEBEK rpmjltia is an Impression that, If the J- Allies presently win In a daclslva action, Iho bottom will fall out ot the President's appeal for guarantees) ot futuro peace. Seven or eight Gorman warcraft woro re ported sutilt tlio day after lie mado It, rthd this, If It were true, would dotibilos's be hailed as "nnglnrid's answer to 'peace without victory.'" What If It were tho other way? What If tho Germans made a elf Iking success such a surccsd, for ex ample as to encompass tlio complain ascendancy of the pro-Oermatt parly In Russia, tho mero thought of which Is Iho nightmare of western Ruropo? The Allies, nt the first breath of uch a dloasler, would ask America to enforce pence without vic tory Tlio point hat been made very clearly by tho New York World that "peace with out victory" duos not mean "war with out victory" Tim North on. but did hot impose a letor' terms In tlio sense of those who ttnuid "i rush." Louis NIV was defeated by thr Alliance under Will lam lit, says the enllit of history, but In the actual fighting Loins scored most of tho points. Uut notions, unlike men, are not easily led to awn It Hie verdict of his tory. It In Important to get some Idea of what "victory" meani .imong tho Allies to day. Thr re nre tlmie whniW nf opinion as to wbnt ought to linppen to flcnnnnv "crushed." "humbled," "deftrnted." "halted." "flushing" ha been fairly well defined hv that school of Knglinh thought led by IJelloe and tho two r'hestertons. Prussia f must be permanetitlv outlawed by the com munity of Herman peoples- its religion is a dangerous henpv. Pence can only bo mado with the libera ted southern nerman people who Hli.ire with the Latin coun tries the honor of maintaining tlte Hiiro pean tradition, based upon orthodox Chris tianity. Prussia has never been properly Christianised, tt was the last country to be lonverted. IN barbarism has never been tamed, it must be bom again, and until then must be nn isolated, weak nation, ns Innocuous as Portugal- "Crushing" In the Past They back this theory with history They trace the crimes of thn llohetisollerns to the twelfth century and show how prov ince by province was "crushed" and an nexed by that house, tho archfiend of which was, of course. Frederick the Great. Ito conceived the partition of Poland and forced the tripartite spolH upon his people, upon Russia and upon Austria Then the "Kretlerici.in tradition" "as adopted bv Prussian statesmen light down to the piuxcnt da j. UNmaick got new spoils; William II seeks still more. True. Kngland. too, has gained empire Uut "tho crimes of Kngland," say these writers, can be summed up in a phrase "Imitation ( Prussian Ideals " For centuries Ungland, her con science stifled, held off fiom the European tradition led by France. She allowed tho PrussinrN to expand But at last sho lebelled against the widening, atheist ter tor, thing her Torce to the side of the ani-lent comity of equal European States mid regained her soul. To this school of thought the (ar Is a crusade on behalf of Christendom They would not annihilate the Piusslans although ltelloc seems to hint at that when ho talks of tho French revenge being capable of "terrible thlugM" but they would leave them on their knees until thiuugh humiliation they might learn humility. This is the limit of militant Idealism. Compared with it Xlr. AVllson's idealism, or the Kaiset'h idealism, reads like a hard headed business lepmt Kullleo it to say that tho ICntente has officially renounced the Idea "it goes without saying." says Its leplv to tho Presidents note, "that If the Allies wish to liberate Europe from the brutal covctousiiess of Prussian mili tarism it lias neer been thoir design, as has been alleged, to encompa.su tho ex termination, of the Herman peoples nnd their political disappearance. That which they desire aboe all is to insure a peaco upon the principles nf liberty and Justice, upon the Inxlolable fidelity to International obligation with which tho liovernment of the I'nlted States ha.-, never ceas-ed to bo Inspired " i:on this language, indeed, might bo st i etched to nvuu the dismemberment of the Herman llmpire. Uut if It be so stretched, the language of the F.ntento must be only considered as a means of concealing thought. If the dismemberment of the Herman Kmplre is not to be con bideted as the equivalent of the political (11s appeaiance of the Herman peoples, then it is time to abandon words nnd to turn to inustc us a mure accurate luedlum ot thought. No doubt the Kntente would like to see a Uerman revolution, but a revolution Is not forced upon a nation by crusaders. ' And, by the way, how are indemnities to be exacted from a nation split by righteous evolution? The Hermans amv that diffi culty In '71. They were well pleased when thn French Oovernment put down the Com mune, so that a united nation could pay its line. Evolution of "Humbling" "Humbling" now that "crushing" is of ficially renounced is the shade of punish ment supposed to be most popular among the Kntente peoples just now. This in volves huge indemnities, tho receding to France nf AIsace-Lorroine and the dispo sition "f the Polish, Balkan and Turtilbh questions according to the Entente's pleas ure But the idea of "humbling" is not measured by territor.v or money even by sturdy "humblers " What they want is a definite lowering of German prestige. They seek to do this by a clean-cut victory like that on the Somme, and not necessar ily by a sweeping of the Hermans back across the Rhine, Following such a vic tory, a bold statesman like Lloyd Oeorgo might rush the Entente Into peace negotia tions, pretending that that move was a concession to a hungry Qermany. Onco the negotiation were started there would be no more fighting, no matter what terms were made. Put there may be no clean-cut victory. A tremendous onslaught Is expected in tho spring, hundreds of thousands are to die, the front will bulge forward here and back ward there, but if the modern war machines which are being improved from day to day are able to neutralise any temporary ad vantage, the ' humbling" theory will have to go tha way of the "crushing" theory. An other word mUBt then be found to describe success call It "defeating' Germany "Defeating" Qermany that brings us to Jlr Wilson and "peace without victory" and extreme subtlety A war with victory can be combined with a peace without vic tory Take the question of "halting" Ger many, the least violent of all the phases of Ictory That has been done Germany was 'halted' at tho Marne. Nay, a stronger phrase recurs again and again In tho literature of the war, even in the literature of the ' crushers ' "Germany was defeated at the Marne " Why cannot the Entente statesmen do what Mr Wilson lias done give to constantly recurring phrases the of ficial sanction? If he eouid take the nullion-tongued rumor of the world "league of nations." "guarantees ot neu trals." "equality of nations" if he could take these phrases and weave them into an apparently new Idea, why cannot the En tente statesmen take those other phrases "Germany cannot win," "practically de feated," "attrition," "slowly starved out" and weave them Into this manifesto? "Germany has been defeated Modern -weapons make it impossible to demonstrate the Entente victory more clearly without untold suffering The Prussian militaristic regime is impotent AVe have accomplished all we set out to do Respect for the rights of neutrals restrains us from carrying our Mctory to Rs extreme AVe invite the par ticipation of the beads uf neutral uauuus to a concert, of the lowers." AsfflNvyfiSfn V V'V',. JHW'r .iy'"- ."V X .P ""wwiWffiaf rf..!.'"'- ..,.J.'.." "'''I'-jtiMJl .....' '' ' " If ''"J -11 '- R- j I i itttmmw V ...jrt'.v'.'' PV5 . ",,' S J& V" . .".. i" . .. '! . . if' .jf V &',;'&" m wMWfjyx . ---v '',';-;:;" m Hw,'', .kses -f'H " '" ' e.T L fffl'JAuJiKr" .Hf J W I ft ' slMHT -fjHssftvf, i4dH3ajMtS . -t5K ..-in-,"' rds.mnvrataLr "v tr frVLJsvr .' .... ,"'''" .. V.:- .vitc'33SCT??i7. itl J5-2r?!iii)'-f'.'l,..-. THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE Price of Print Paper and of Paper Printed On Compared Can Congress Interpret the Constitution to Suit Itself? PRINTING NEWSPAPERS AT A LOSS To the Vdttm- of the JlvcnUW Ledger: slrl view of the rumor that Philadel phia newspapers arc to be put on a two-cent as?s. the following article by Richard f.,. 1 lane In Commerce and Finance seems to be worth printing: "Tho cost of producing newspapers has Inci eased tremendously In the last two years. Print paper has been advanced In iirlco so much that It has occasioned gov ernmental inquiry. Ink has gone way up. Many newspapers in various parts of he country have been hit so hard that they havo had to suspend publication In some cities newspapers have raised tho price nt which they were sold fiom ono cent to two cents nnd there has been some Increase in advertising rates, but thero probably has not been a time In the last half century vvhon tho newspaper Industry the nation over wos In so bad n state financially as today Few newspapers nre making money Tho vavt majority nro suffering heavy losses And this at a time of colossal cir culation, unpiecedented ndvertlslng and the Greatest general prosperity tho country has known In their despcrato efforts to reduce production ots tlio publishers have ro Borted to the poorest quality of print paper that can bo mado. "Thero is one nowspaper in New York which on the basl3 of Its present circula tion and tho contract It has entered Into for newsprint for 1017, will pay J680.000 more for print paper than it did In lOlfl And yet It clings to Us one-cent price There ts nnotlier paper which nt ono time earned nearl $1,000,000 a year which is said to havo had a deficit in 1910 of $1G5. 000 A newspaper outside of New York which has a circulation in eues of i 00.000 is paying $1,200,000 a year moro for paper than in normal times. AVhat must be the extra paper cost to a sheet like the New A'ork Uvening Journal, with Its SOO.uOO clr. culatlon? "Outside of New York thero has been a decided movement to do away with tho one cent paper and supplant it with the two cent sheet If it has nffected circulation or advertising tho fact is not apparent In New A'ork the editors walk tho floor after they read tho financial statements they get from the business olllce. Then they soothe their SQUls by lashing out at Congress and everybody else for thoir sins of commission and omission nnd they tell the erring ones exactly how things should be done and how sensible, clear-headed pcrtons, would do them. "All of which is right and proper, far the editor is to " Judged only as tempera mental persons are to be judged. "Henry Ward Beecher once was criticized by a person who argued that Jlr. Beecherte performances were not In accord with his preachings. ' -My friend,' replied the great lecturer, 'don't do as I do ; do as I say." "Which might be said by the editors and publishers today" AV. p. II. Philadelphia, January Si. COURTS AND CONGRESS To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir In your editorial In regard to Sena tor Owen's proposition that the Supreme Court has no authority to declare an act of Congress unconstitutional ou ignore two Important claims made by Senator Owen: First That nowhere does the Constitution give the Supreme Court that power. Second. That there were three attempts to give the Court that power in the Constitutional Con vention and these attempts were voted down. Now, does this look as though the framers of the Constitution intended or Implied that they should have that power? Further, Marshall himself. In t7S8 in speaking in favor of the A'irginla,oonventlons ratifying the Constitution, said: "Congress Is em powered to make exceptions to the appellate jurisdiction as to law nnd to fact of the Supreme Court. These exceptions certainly go as far as the Legislature may think proper for the interest and liberty of the people." A few years later, when arguing a case before the Supreme Court in the Virginia sequestration case, he said "The iegUIa fcye. authority ot any country can only be "WE'LL TRY SOME NEW TOOLS, 4w - -'1PTw iiliV-fcVBirUl.'l.i T VUU.VU.I . , ' Jh ftfft. M :;re.. fcti 7r:"' Aioffiv:. .;i iMrioinv iiii" nisi"; -"v-'inwr'ttiLiiftte; r . ..,.-- l4?tBffltSH'w,i;'('HWI , . ' . :,!-rvin-V""1 e ' , . ' -1. kWv S-'k" kl restrained by Its own municipal constitu tion; this is n principle that springs fiom the very nnttiio of society, nnd tho Judicial authority can have no right to question the validity of n law unless such Jurisdiction Is expiessly given by tho Constitution." Isn't It stiango Marshall, after ho was ele vated to (he Supreme Court bench, claimed power for tho Court which ho had previ ously denied It? There was nn act of Con Kicss passed March 27, 1808, which pro hibited the Supremo Court fiom passing on lis validity and the Supremo Court unani mously held tlio prohibition valid. W. K. Philadelphia, January 23. NO, DR. JOHNSON SAID IT To the Editor of tho Evening Ledger; Sir If tho objects of the American League aie as patriotic as thev proclaim, why should thoy lie secret? Was It not Abraham Lincoln who said "Patriotism is the last tefugo of scoundrels"? Philadelphia, January 23. JtOSCItnA. SINGLE TAX AND THE CHURCHES To tho Editor of tho Evening Ledger: Sir The controversy between tho Tax Hoard and tho Baptist Temple manage ment brings into prominence the many idiotic provisions nf our taxing systems If tig; churches and educational Institutions like the Baptist Temple would only face this question in a t-quarc and upright man ner, nnd then help In tho establishment of tho blnglit tax, the power of tno Ta Board to worry them and obstruct their beneficent Intentions would bo gone. Tho single tax would place churches nnd simi larly exempt property on an exact footing with other privately owned ami regulated institutions by taxing nil land values into tlio public treasury. AVould not tho church tpire point heaven ward with more moral dignity and honest pride If the possessors rf the land on which the church stands knew they were paying their share of community expenses and were asking no exemption favors which generally have to bo paid for by support of non-churchlike political conditions? Aside from all this, it would pay to adopt the single tax for purely business purposes The single tax. by opening up opportunities for men to go to work, would decrease the numbeis of poor people and increase tho numbers of those who would gladly and could afford to pay well for the magnificent advantages offered by tho Baptist Temple The decrease In the num bers of those compelled to accept church charity would also be an item in tlio count for single tax The churches should advocate the estab lishment of the single tax. because, when finding it necessary to move into more de sirable locations, they will not havo to ac. cept, In the sale of the old site, any un earned land values which do net morally belong to them OLIVER McKNIGHT. Philadelphia, January Si. CALLS WIL.SON A PLAGIARIST To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir President AVllson's Senate speech is grandiloquent and exalting, but, after all, is it not an elaboration of the principles ot the AA'orld Peace League, of which former President Taft Is president? To copy Mr Taft's Idea and claim It as original may be a AVllson method, but it U not fair, nor Is It manly. FIAT JUSTITIA. Germantown, January 23. PRESIDENT MAKERS An Italian woman who has adopted America as her home asks us If her little bon. born In this country, ts eligible to be come President of the United States. He Is Ills chances of becoming the most pow erful Individual in the world are probably as good as were those of Jackson or Grant, and their chances were greater than those of Lincoln or Johnson. The early histories of all our Presidents have one thing In common. Promptly upon hl3 nomination It is invariably announced that the mother or aunt of the candidate predicted that the child would land in the AVhite House It Is always a woman who points the way to fame. "Put him to work." says the father "Send him to col lege." says the mother This-is wh worn; i have been so eiovy to become Utisen Ti: nave been eu busy making Presiduuu 1917 B'GOSH!" i ,..l,nifftr iVaitijfZ "ST ,r M , j wit " l ,'"' il .!(. ,M What Do You Know? Outrtea of a'ntral interest will o onjicfrcl oi ;ifi column. Ten questions, tlie misierrs to which evcru melt Informal person siouM Buoio, nre atkrd datlu. , QUIZ Wliil creat ttnet's blrlliilis anniversary Is tllll,!)? VI hv Is the star Antnres cnllnl the t-rnr- lilnn's Heart.' Mlint Is the uriiniinrLitliin it thiTara. n, town ef Vlrvlui Mho Is (iinrrnnr tienrr.il nf tho rhlllp- liilie-..' Name the four ihlef wlml-Roils nf Tinman mvtlmliiR). Him ill-miprcd that vnrrinatlon IminiinUcs lIKlllli-t MllllihlOV' ttli.il N Hie slciilllr-iiiie or tlio "I," in the li.une nf a ei,iiiilli? Win, Is Ilr. Uii 'limc-ranK? tMi.it IlnglMi poet-essulst vias railed the "Ulrkril Musu of 'I wlrUenli llu'".' Where Is tlio Ts rrlionlnil .Sea? Answers to Yesterday's Quiz Sherman Whipple i a llnstnn iawrer en- cuceil as immsi'l fur tho lliulso lainmlttee luveslleathiic the peace nntn Stock l.- tliaiiso leak In IHIK Mitur Illicn wrote his first linnk, "llliB-lnrsill." on a nncrr tli.it he cnlilil write a hunk In a furtiilKlit. He was slv- trt-n M-urs nlil. reiilislwinin Is hounded liv Nrw Aork. I.nUe i.rle, Ohio. West Mrcllila, M.irj l.mil. Iifluwarn ami the Delaware Hlver bepa- rutliiK It from e Jersej. Krnest T. Tricjr. a pilot inintif.ictnrer. li tlio new It eledril preidiknt of the liilla- ilrlnhl.i (handier of Com men e. I.lnrnln's birthday will fall on a Monda) ircbrunry I'l The lViiiisUiiiia hlKhwa speed limit Is i miles per hour. 1-1 miles helm; the luavlmum when mi ileftlKiialt'd h slens. It is s.ihl mat VIevli.ui peons nun mil VIII. i "111 iinltiiii l.ni iint.iilii," ur "The r.nrhaiitcil Leader." Iieiause of ills man) ii irrow i scapes. Ihe town of ( nlnnia Ilulil.iii Is (irneral Pershing' tlchl Inse In ( hlhuahim state. Mrxlio. from width it Is reported tint he is witliiiranini: his troops. Infectious diseases nro (oinmiiiilcatcd by Kerms tarried h air or wutt-r, without contact with the patient ContiiKioiis tllseascs tire tlUeases louimuiiicatril h tontiict with tlio luilit'iit nr Mime object touihril lo Iii in. The I'nlted Mat- Is the leading inuturins nation, ahotit three-fourths of the utilo- iiiolilles ot the nurhl Ileitis in use In tliU touiiirj. Leap Years U W. 51 Yes, thero aro three instances of an eight-year Instead of a four-year lapbo between leap years since the Gre gorian calendar was adopted. Tho years wero.1700, JSOO and 1000, which would havo been leap years except for a correc tion made In 168S by Pope Gregory XIII In the calendar created by Julius Caesar In 46 li. C. Tho Julian calendar, which brough, order out of chaos, divided the year Into 265 days, adding an extra day every fourth year. It was based upon the wrong as sumption that there were exactly 3GB 4 daja In a year. Tho actual length of a year Is 365 days, 5 hours. 48 minutes and 40 seconds. This discrepancy of U mlnntes and 14 seconds a ear and the addition of a full day every fourth year since Caesar's time amounted to ten full days by 1582 To restore dates to their normal position. Pope Gregory, with tho aid of Clavius, the astronomer, deducted ten das from the year 1582. Then, to check ne increase, they worked out the present method of counting only every fourth of the first years of centuries as leap years, beginning with 1600, that Is, of the ears ending in "00" only those that are divisible by 400 without a remainder are considered leap years According to this, 1600 was the last century year that was also a leap year and 2000 will be tho next century leap year. Because Russia and Greece have not adopted the Gregorian calendar, thero Is a twelve-day difference between their dates and ours. . SA.AI LOYU'S PUZZLE MRS. S1SIPK1NS counted out the cor rect amount tjf money and said to Delicatessen Louis, "(live me a pound and a half of bologna, for boarders." Louis cut oft a piece, weighed It and re marked, "It weighs 10 cents over" 'Then give me half of It, and the re mainder ot the money will buy 5 cents' worth of pickles," said sirs. Simpklns How much did she expend on the bo. logna? Answer to Yesterday's Puzzle piNi-HATUEr iil.UiaK. ,;, -H JJnJ Tom Daly's Column f3 Hnllnde of tho Front Pago nefore the great reviewing stand They pass, a Jostling, motley corps The grave, tho gay, tho fierce, the bluid, From chorus girl to emperor. Here's ono that plunged a world in gore. And ono that forced tho poor to pay tor fuel and food a penny mora Whoso tiama Is on pago ono today? Who's this comes stepping it so grand, A3 if he's trod this path before? (A btoody bludgeon In his hand) It Is, it Is Lord Theodore! Just ns wo think his act Is o'er DIspatrhos flash frofn Oyster I3ay That make tt needless to lmploro "Whoso namo Is on pago ono today?" Blvcrso and weird tho ways they land Ona wrote nbout a dinosaur, Another mado a speech that fanned Class hatred into civil war. Whoro's Oliver, that won a seoro ' Of lady loves, then ran away? Whoro's sho that flew from lako to shore? Whoso namo Is on pago ono today? Omnipotent Night IMitor! Pleaso cxerclso your matter gray; l!0 careful Just a, llttlo more. Whoso namo 13 on pago ono today? Gripping Adventures II Thr nurse opened tho door, but no more than six Inches or so. "Positively, no!" sho said, in a low voice, to Ronio ono in tho hall; "no visitors!" A'o wondered languorously who It Loulil be; hut wo didn't caro if visitors wero never to bo admitted. It wasn't com pany wo lncljed, not nt all! l-'irst ot all thero wna .Mr. Alexander, tho man who owned tho mulcted lung, which pained us so when wo coughed. Strango that it should bbthcr us when It really belonged to Jlr. . AVhat was his name'' nit? Oh, yo3, Mr. Hannibal. "Beyond tho Alps lies Italy," a voico said. AVo know that was not tho password, but wo wero helpless. AVo couldn't movo or spenk and so ho just opened tho door nnd camo In. It was our boss, tint we knew lio had no business thero. lie was smok ing, too; smoking ono of his favorite fat fifty-cent cigars. Although wo couldn't speale, wo must have looked shocked. "Tut! tut!" said ho, "that's Just what you need a smoke," Oh! wo thought, wouldn't that bo fine? IIo took out his big eignrcaso and solocted a flno, fat, brown fellow. "Open your moulh!" Ac tonic It between our lips and puffed nwny. But thero was no tnsto to it; It seemed to dwindle like an iclclo. It scorned very liko nn Iclclo. Tho nurso heard us pufTIng nnd camo over and took It away from us. Sho carried it over to tho window and looked at It closely. "Ah! hundred and two nnd three-fifths," sho said, nnd mado nn entry on her chart. Jlr. nnd Mrs. Samuel Oreonwald, of 1203 AVyominrr avenue, Logan, an nnunco tho engagement of their daugh ter, JIIss Hortenso B. Grcenwald, to Mr. Nathan B. Fclvcs, of tills city, of a most modern and attractlvo con ntructlon. AVorfc will ho started at once. Tho consideration for tho pur chnso was not disclosed. Logan Times. Why Not Eat That One First? Dear Tom I wonder It you can help me. My fnlth In jou Is gteat; you seem to bo so wonderful. You have been 'ill with pneumonia, thoy tell us, and hero's tho colyum going along day after day. AVell, hero's my trouble: I'm a victim of what might very pioperly be called "ultlmaphobla." Tho disease mani fests itself usually nt banquets and table d'hoto dlnneis, where prearranged oys. tors to tho numbbr of flvo or six are fur nished ono. On such occasions I man age to dispose of all but tho last, which tho others having proved good I always nssumo to ho bad. If I wero to nttempt tn swallow thnt Inst oyster it would strangle mo. Hpw can I avoid this? FINNEY KEY. Dippy Ditties (Write your own music nnd try em vour finally.) i'sc tuh hub a f en hy dc name of Kuhns Some plc-ano plain' mant All dc time tleklln' dc populah chuncs Sav. bo, he ten? slmplah gran'! .In' Kuhns his playln' was dc ha' oh all When U come out sof an' low In a sneaktn', whlspcrtn' icay he call "Plc-anlsslmol" lie turned dc icarl' Into Ileabcn above, An' ah loafed raun' Ileabcn all day, Jes'doin'nothln' hut dreamln' 'bout love Mesmerised when dat boy plan' Ah'it coax an' ah'd cuss an'ah'd hide his hat When he'd say he had to go Jes slmplah craxu to hah him play dat 1'le-ano somo mo'! M IC IBVIi. Hints to House Guests , If you discover, on your way with 'your host to the house you are to visit, that ho has a boll, do not tap it with your umbrella handle or put your foot on it. A decent regard for another's be longings characterizes tho experienced man of tho woild. If you find, upon inspecting your bed room, that tho pillows are covered with stiffly starched holly material, it is per missible to lay a bathrobe under your face or to sleep on the floor, so that the crackling of tho material against your eyes and whiskers may not prevent others from sleeping during tho still nigW watches. Do not prowl about u strange house after the family have retired Every home has its skeleton nnd at least one loose board. It is tolerable, but" not punctilious, se cretly to fill your own tooth-powder hot tlo from the contents of your host's. Ob servo the little reticences. They are the signs of a scrupulous conscience MICHAEL- SOMU YEAHS ago Bert Taylor estab lished his Academy of Immortals, to which he admits only those wh'ose names are distinguished, so to speak, for distinctive ness. Jet AVImp. we believe, has been president for some years. May we nom inate for membership Mr. Turly Curd, of AVilmore, Ky.? Here comes to us a bold, not to say impudent, thought In these leaky and . investigatlous times, why should we not subpoena each member of the self mad Academy of Arts and Letters and demand of him if the uMT-tcality of iua rorae --" t en immediately appjient auswe1- Tom Dalv's Cohimti M t V?U