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' j(iCfmt , rjtrand i BOnscniPTioM tkiuhi . .Tlia Kcis4 LIMa li .lived to traMerlnert In, VhlUdeipnia ami urroiiltni town t th rale t li () "tin pr wilt, prhl t aa trier, li mail to Mint oiiteM I-hlMfloM. In lh Untud hui, ctnid or unitM mi pf rAntonth.. On (ill itallur lor irir month vr rour fff ooiiar pr yrr, parnsi in - T'?al ferel eotinttle one (II) dolltr per o-ne ttotoetlbar -wlihlnf hittue chanted ut tie oil wll nw addr. " a--'vj-. -i'yi-"-"-!:-'- ---..ii. ... .... ni.it. J6K VALnirr XRTSTONC. MAM IMS KT AUtvtt ell rmmiii(Mlle Kvtning Ltifftr, ii4piitfmM tqvart, PMtaittttila. -1' i n Mtrnco T Tni rntLiMirnu poirorric it tcoHD-ctm win. vinn. TltS AVXTUOB MET PAID DAILT Ctlt CUbATIOH Or TUB XVKNINO LEDOCJJ ron ociohhb was ns.in ThatM,hu, rrUtr. nt.k.r i, tu. ,ilr ,', gjif,.ti Thtra h no dtn In th tohott world to hldm a roguil commit a trim nd tho inrth it mad of gtai. mroru That Wllkea-Barre Judgo who ban ffrnntt4 a noniult la. the slander caeo tvgaliut Kvangellat Htough iloubtlon ro Aocted publlo nentlment In the commu lty. Tho Greek War Minister has resigned because of lit health. It Is enough to ualco any Wnr lllnlstor sick when a rov tlutlonnry. government makes war on Its wn hook without asking his opinion of tho matter. ' It la to bo hoped tho Unlvorslty Will bo atlrrod to action against studenta who aelt tlckota to speculators by tho &"p? ,ppcal of tho Hod and BlUe, a collego tnagasino. Dismissal rrom mo insiuuiion Wahi not be too extreme n penalty. Tho 'Allien' refusal to glvo the Aus trian envoy to this country safocomluut bear prompt fruit In the refusal of the German Qovornor of Belgium to pormtt rfaritfnal &(Arc(nr la an tn Homo la ro. ''?' '' rtmt la Ihn lon. Thh Hrlllith aovern ment seems to be bant on making criti cism of Prussian methods Impossible Tho Qenerat Assembly la expected -to act onf the recommendation of the Bureau of Mcdlca Education and Li censure and withhold fltato appropria tions from hospitals wlilch do not meet tho proper standards. Tho report of the bureau dlsclosod lasneas tn a trout many of tho smaller hospitals throughout tho State. By Its control over the purse, strings the Oeneral Assembly can force them. to go out of bimlnoKH or to ctiulp thomiolves to euro properly for tho sick. Tho kaleidoscopic changes In tho Art ot dancing In tho last four or Ave ""year of the "craze" aro not necessarily a, sign of Its vitality. No noonor has one . learned ono stop than ho hua to forget it and learn another. Thla looks more llko tho tortured wrlthlnga In the emlse of tho dnnco than Ita restloau rcaurrcc- . tlon. The truth la real danclngtfeu been dead for so many years, except In Russia and the East, that It will bo hard to tell when Its ranalssanca Is really beginning; Perhaps tho best sign la tho teaching of elassla dancing to children. - Moro than 30,000 persons Bqyieezod Into the atnnda for tho Ponn-Cornelti gamo and were happy, and another 30,000 ' wanted to be thero but wore disap pointed. It Is absurd that a city) with a groat university, the sceno for a num ber ot years of the Army-Navy game, the noma of two famous baseball club and the host of track athletes from all fparts of tho country on many occasions should hvo Jeopardlied Its position In the world of outdoors by neglecting- to provide n tadlum llko the Yolo bowl or Princeton's great amphitheater, Tho projected stud turn, la not a plan that can be nllowedUo Do on the shelf for years. ,, aa The saddest thing about thweulcv-nth-hour come-backs, like Penn's, la that team Isn't allowed to come back all l the way. It would be a good sporting propo sition for Penn to havo another ahotint Bwarthmoro and Pitt, who beat he'r ArMer In tho aeiaon, and at Dartmoum, Who tied her. As for Brown, the shoe 1 on the other foot That team would baT been lucky If It could have stopper t i. playing alter Dealing yaio ana narvara. ',.; Thosei victories look more llko Fred Pol-. Urd'a than Brown's after the Colgate lanosnaa. uoigaie was wie in going alter the negro marvel from the kick-off, A, one-man team can do wonders ao long as it can conceal the fame of the one man. When Ilarry Uudr was In Amtr tea lie was regarded as the hero of the J?ry 9? tho Scotchman who confessed Fl when he went home that he, had not pwou in iuuuim a uajr ucturo uang- Vfni . 9. eaxpence," Reports from abroad, how- iWer, Indicate that the war haa looaenedJ, : ha puraestrlnga by moving his emotions. ;.Ka hw spent 1100,090, partly in payment .jio h bond of pipers to travel aover v Gotland. In aid ot recruiting and partly rite, direct contributions to relief funds. Now rumor say be is to be knighted fmr bis services, I-et us hope that all til ia truo and not pressgent stuff pre tiwilnory (a an invjuion of America, to wkhwp himself for tha amount which hU SMwafoalty has set him bock. . &Z2m Hntnan tiatur ta tha auniA In T(ub. ?.-.- . ?"-T. S 7, '."T "' "" im- 4 ia Aittiue ana ouur American pro- ..jMtfi States. Ths early reports from t taW of thk Cr indicated that the ifwia'prtibUlng the sal ot vodka and jljinr ltfctln drink had wor&4 an luMrtat anrf mam revatiittea, A Ut- ftrtkio irt ih TJMomtiif Atlantlo review IfiK the flfcl of th prohlbUot-y rtilA lion Whlth Inlle(M that tli htblU ot h pwplo cannot W ehanged orr nlfihl. J Vot th ftrt few Wecka ftfter tho begin- ninu oi in wsr, wnen omivoonn, tlon wei-B mnd, Ins people practiced toUl bllhonc, but when thu renctlon ffom the excitement ot the great crlw net In the old nppellte reneserled them Pelves. Ordinary .jntoxlciuu cnnnol be obtnlned, but there Is n Urge trncle In denatured nlcottob Vnrloua method have been devlned or celtlnit rid of the denaturing llitilda bo en to innke the drink concocted from the ettiff palatable. Ae It can be bought for about twenty-five tenia n. quart nt retail, a drink with thirty- or forty per cent of nlcohol can bo made an dimply that no one who wlahe It need go without, Thero haa been r decrease In drunkenneaa In the town, but the new. drink" can be obtained by any one who wlnhea It. Tho country dUlrlcta are freer from nlcohol ami they have benefited moat, but drinking hna not disappeared even there. .NO aUIBnLINGt INVES TIGATE! WHY does n fitato Insurance Depart ment exist? In It to protect policy, holdern or to protect men who Jugglo and make n'footbnll of tho funds of tho moat nacrcd trust which man can commit to tho care of his fellowman? Why aro frequent and searching ex aminations of life Insurance companies made by experts employed by tho Htnto, If the rotten conditions uncovered nnd tho recommendations made nro Ignored or covered up In the annual reportn pub lished for tho Information o'r tho-misinformation of tho publlc7 Why are questionable Insurance com panies permitted by tho State depart ment to conduct business for years with out a license, after tha attention uf tho head of tho department has been called to nucIi violation by his own expnrta7 Why were tho rovolatlons, printod In tho Kveninii liitixiKit, In connection with tho Pension Mutual ,lfo Insurnnco Com pany of Pittsburgh, necoxsnry In order to closn thnt company's doors and pro vent It from doing further buslncns In this State, wlion tho condition)) oxtioscd had been patent to tho olllclaln of) tli9 Rtato department for n long tlme'pro vlous? Why did the Attorney Oeneral of I the Rtato In 1014, who had nt ono tlmo bcon the attorney for the Pension Mutual, tie cldo figalnst tho Interests of Its poller holdora by holding thnt tha valuation placed on certain bonds by ono export out of iTevcn was tho proper valuation, nnd on tho basis of thnt doclslou order the Insurance Department to permit tho com pany to contlnuo doing business? Why did not the Insurnnco Depart ment, when, through a lawsuit In the Pittsburgh courts, It found theso bonds wore not owned by tho company, de mand at orico tha aubstltutlon for them ot other authorized securities In order to protect tho policyholders? Why, In tha year 1013, did tho chlof oxamlnor of the Insurance Department, on advlco from the thou commissioner, "Immediately withdraw from tho omco" of tho Pension Mutual whon tho presi dent "declined positively and firmly" to allow him to conduct nn examination? In view of tho abovo statcmonte, baaed on soiiio of tho revelations which each day aro coming to the surface, can It bo wondered that policyholders aro asking such questions as tho following: How many Irresponsible Insurance, companies nro doing business today In Pennsylvania without authority but with tho knowlcdgo ot tho State department? How many Insurance companies havo been examined by the State's experts and their actual condition covered up by tho silence or Indiffer ence ot ofllclnls? How many Insurance companies In tho State actually own tho secur ities which thoy claim they own as the necessary eafoguarda prescribed by lnw for tho protection of the pol icyholders' rights? Are the securities claimed as assets by Insurance companies operating In this Stato subject to litigation to de termine whether their ownership Is vested In tho company or In a New York broker's ofllce? What part of the securities held as assota by Pennsylvania Insurnnco companies are In tho same class aa tho bonds above referred to, whero In the valuation of about $800,000 worth there could be a fluctuation ot mora than 1100,000 among bond ex perts? These .and many similar questions are no' doubt passing through tho minds ot thousands of heads ot families who aro depending solely on their life Insurance as the only, protection for their families. and who aro also depending, perhaps to a greater degree, on the supervision ot the Insurance Department ot the State rfor the Integrity of tho companies in fcwhlch they aro Insured. rvpimng snort or a drastic, exhaustive rtntftstlgatlon ot Insurance conditions pre-' IvuSfltng. in Pennsylvania, an Investiga tion that will go clear doWn to the roots ofUhe subject without fear or favor, an Investigation that will search out and ex. (poftc. every crooked corner and every tqucuUonable transaction will satisfy the public. Itylt up to the Legislature of tha State to bike auoh speedy aetion a will get at onoef to the bottom of this whole wretched butane, This the Oovtrnor. -we are as- surei', iqtendsjto demand. sr fTOtera must b m flaw in the title of a. Ufv insurance policy issued Under the Uwaas4 the protection yf the soyertlgn 9tttaW l'nnylvaBla1 fct fa a6 trut whlchut bo l$t saared- avjijlim U&t)btxHk uLJLbhM i:git Tom Daly's Column THiuOlwrl WcfaxA fitMo 7& i wotfinm wnr I vonier icto when comp'ni comet, Thev tap "llow do iiotl do" An' I'm tuppoicd to iy to them "Oh, prettu iccl lioic'rir loiif" I u-onder wiiy, ii'ften jromc one nv To Dud "lle'ii jnt Uke joii," Thnt I nm not allowed to top "You taUl that toil time, too." I wonder why, when comp'nu comet IA thcu mont nUeayt do) Thev vanl to hear me tpctik a piece, And laugh u-fccii am through. Once, when a big, fat ladv saW, "lle't grown enough for two," ' lit S'urtru tool: me off to hat 'Caute I said "Ho have pout" JOIIX t-V, THUItK IS LIKKIiY soon lo bo a hoavy demand for a certain Victor record, whoso number wo'vo forgotten, but which may easily bo Identified. It is tho Christmas hymn "Adnata Fldoles." and tho nntno of John McCormnck Is played tip In large type upon It. Tlio record li n Joy, but largely, to our way of thinking, hocnuso of n very few but Very rich notes of the barltnno volco In the clioriw, tho owner of which' would have been forovcr unknown tn lis If wo hadn't Inquired nnd learned that tho singer Is Italnuld Wrrrcnrnth. BOMB DAY somo critic will prick tho bubble of McCormnck's popularity, but It will havo lo bo an Irishman who docs It. For, whllo many n musical critic known that much of Sli'Corntnclc'H grout vnguo Is built upon tho clatitilslincHM of his coun trymen mid upon tho geniality of his faithful manager ( Minister man by tho nnmo o' Denny McSwccney), they'io nil rnlhor ufriild to nay no. But iih fur um: Faugh a bullnghl Olvo us our kmicklen' twlHt on u Hhlllolaght Ilaclielor Ilcrcnvcmcnls f7i,tYa A clattlcal goddet It (lladgt And toon wc tt-lll teed up, nga the; And nil goddcat glad It to knout that thlt tad In At glad at It Oladgt to tin. AMY HIV 8. A colored frlond of mine nald: "SIstor Mnry's awful nick I gucsa I'll havo to plant her In Chcstortown dls tlmo; you know do doctor ho say slio hab two-bcr-calosls, muybo thrco." DOCCOLN. W-T. Brubakor, of tho Windsor Hotel, was entering the Pennsylvania ferry tho othorafternoon whon ho heard n colored Jady ask her companion: "What'H dom stops dat goes walkln' up to dat second story?" "Dat," rapllcd tha nccompanylng gon tleman of tho nnmo lino, "dat'n what dey calls nn 'oscillator.'" !'. S. Hits of Obits Silat B. Kidder hat parted thit life, lie hat vanished, alasl like the dag. For he failed to put chalnt on the wheett of hit Ford, So he tklddedto Heaven they tag. itary Oilihorter was burled today. Bhc collaptcd from a pain in her tide. Iter tklrtt looked Ilka kilts and her thins looked like stilts. But Alary had.nothlng to hide. MMPhE SIMON. Tin: n.vrri.K iivjik of thk ijiNai.r. tax Our eyefl haw itn th xlury ot nn everlaatlnc puc. Whn nilndi ot men from Error's irxp wIM have a aura rataaaa, Win u plenty, Jor anil comfort will aver ahow lnorai. Our cauaa la marching- on. Whan trail ahalt avar aarvlca ba and not a aorUla nrtit. When tarirt'a wall ahall navermora offend tha publlo alitit. Whan ahlpa ahall aall thrnush air and era. In peaceful happy flliht. Our cauaa la inarchlns on. Whan In brotherhood of. naltona Ood'a round world ahall 1m enrolled. When lirnorance nnd aelllehneaa no mora aa captlvea hold Tha aoula that would ba lovlnr, tha hearta that would be bold. Our caui la inarchlns on. When children ahalt ba born ot parenta nobly greet and alronK, When life to e'en tha humbltit ba a happy joyoua aon:, When rlaht ahall be triumphant over cruel. arainlnir wranr. Our rauaa la marchlns on. When cuatem, taw and equity ahall e'er with luetic aland, , .. When capital and labor ahall walls avar hand In head. When all ahall have a foothold with tha rlaht of ttae In land. , Our cauaa la marchlnc on, So let'a be up and dolnr and aura prepare For Tarty of th Blnela Tax and never from It etrar, Until (he da M neaa be dlaselled and dawna that Th day ot liberty pr: unur qay. OLIVER McKNIQIlT. Aftermathtera HY J.OVK IN WIXTim My love, tha hath a red, red nose Which runt'wlth her.whertftr the goes. She dottn't mind a bit jutt so't It doetn't quite oufnin her toes. HOttAOE HOOK, THK SLANniMUNO OF I'.tTItlCK Ghe was the widow or Patrick Cava naugh (born Leary). Cathollo Standard and Times, CKACKK11LEH8 GlFFOlin Oltford rinchot Informa the publlo that he eel out front th Olaypool Hotel In Indlaaapoll to buy a ne-cn( boa of crackera and paaaed fourteen elloune bafor be came to a srooery flora, where be could not set hie crackera. (a continued hie eearch for crackera and. alter countlns thirly-vn aaloona. "sot back to th hotel without th crackera." Indlanapolia Newe. Dear Tom If this guy can afford to stop at tha Claypool Hots) In Indianapolis, what the heck's the matter with him ringing for a, bellhop to procure his dry meal? Of If, as he says, he passed and counted thtrty-nve saloons, why didn't he drop in one of them and gtt all he wanted? What's the differ ence If ha spends a nickel for beer or ginger ale as long as he gctt the craoktraT Surely that would have been better than to wait nnttl he got bask to tho hotel to cltew the rer. BOB O. You utterly miss the point Gift pjn chofs bug is conservation, with a capital a Only by buying a five-cent box of oraokers to sustain him for twenty-four hwra can he afford tp step t tha Clay pool and stltl wnre mJUion dollars or m that eowWly W ( ta blm rewitly, ChZ! " ' N lu. v- "Ar.:i! -i'i -itfiswi-' KYawraanfiRawiowwjKs-'?w .. '. i .'tv i 'i' ii-v ivA'dr .. r .jt yjn,xiLJisM3Hr.nizjswahjwMria'su.M7 jli i h a n j-a MBi! .Smm& iH f tr ',.17 Vu THE VOICE OF 0(-".W.r'.:Tl"' h,:,!"-... tilf""' ....VW,W. .,: :-J...ft-:.'SV,J''niw"" ' . . ii1.-' : 1 """" . A Father Complnina of the Neglect to Provide Schools for the Children What Is the Life of an Ameri ican Worth? TWe Department It re to nil rrndrrt who uilih ta trprms thrlr opinion on aiiWecle current: inlrrrer. II e nil oi"n forum, nnil ine Curntna l.rilprr niiumri nu ri-eponelblUll or Ih4 vttwt ot II corrcei.onilrnle. f.eller muel be eipiicil bu ine mime oml iiifdrcje at Hie icrllcr. not necreenrilp lor publtciillon. out ae a puaranfre uf pood ulln. MONEY FOR EVERYTHING BUT SCHOOLS To the Editor of the livening Ledger: Sir Short-sighted omclnls, selfish poli ticians and a Hoard of Education which ovlilently doesn't bellovo In IW own tltlo contlnuo to labor under tho delusion that Philadelphia la a progressiva city. Tlicsu superior minds' evidently conclude that progress consists entirely of marble convention halls, glittering libraries nnd opnlinccnt art galleries along nn Ivory-pa vod Parkway. Thoy Ignoro completely the" per nlstent and deplorablo fac,t that moro than 30,000 public school children nro on half tlmo. This means thnt each of theso little ones will havo to go to school nearly two years moro than necessary on account of tho misdirected energy, sclllaltnctsi and Ig norance of those who nro conducting tho city's nffulrs. Aa I am not acquainted with tho sub terranean flnanclnl complications through which city monoy Is footbalicd about City Hall to su.lt thoso who uro playing the Biime, I can only clto facts which tho political flnanclere nnd tho BlhVtongucd czaiM of the misnamed Hoard of Education cannot refute. Tho board Is always short of money for schools because It spends from $300,000 to 1500,000 to build each one, which Is equipped with all tha latest glm urackB. Ths only thing loft out now la an olnclal manicure, but It Is likely that this will soon bo provided. It might be re garded tto economy to build such Bchoola, but If somo of the fancy things wero omitted It Is poaslblo that each school building could be erected for u paltry 1200,000. One of the excuses given by the board for the lack of schools Is that neighbor hoods uro constantly changing nnd that residential sections are becoming business communities, eto. Whllo tho board theorizes 30,000 children run the Btreets. During tho laet ten months moro than u hundred children have been killed whllo playing In tho streets In the afternoons. Had thero been morn schools for them to attend their lives might havo been saved. Business men's organization are clamor ing for more fancy buildings for visitors and athletia bowls, but they would let the children of tho poor remain In tho soup. Twenty years ago tho children went to school morning and afternoon. Hut then the city was not cluttered up with high salaried officials, card index systems, ef ficiency experts and expensive mahogany desks. KftlclencyT 30,000 public school children on half tlmo. Of course you cannot learn anything about It ot City Hall, for Irtoat of the oftlclals. their assistants and their assistants' assistants, together with their flock ot private secretaries, ure out on the speedway In their new cara. It's easy to seo why they want our future citizens to remain In Ignorance. Perhaps they want to bequeath their reign of graft to their own descendants. A DlHdUSTKD FATIIKR, . Philadelphia, November 30. MAKE THE PRICE PROHIBITIVE To the Kdltor of the Evening Ledger; Sir Now that Congress Is soon to as semble, It would be In order to fix a price on the lives of United States citizens, -so that foreign Governments could Know be forehand Just-what It would cost to assas sinate us whenever we were In their way. We have been told that after the I.usltanla affair wo were ottered 35000 apiece. This was very cheap, and our Secretary ot State would, no accept it on account ot It being so near the hog price In Germany. To Ux a fair price on our heads is not easy. Some people say it has attt us 1100.000.000 already to capture Villa, and he Is not captured yet. We are not told how much our Government has spent to capture the man who blew up the I.usltanla. Probably he bagged so many more at one shot that he is oenstdered an expert and it would be a sham to disturb him. Let us awuine, however, that we consider our selves worth 11.090.000 each. That would be a reasonable figure, and we might be able to make arrangements In advance with any foreign country to pay It whenever their military otttcers accidentally on pur pose made a mistake nd stopped uj in our careers before our time was up. Whlah. ever way you look at it tt.QW.WW Is mut U Kwy i - la, ' iwkismi .iWvv;;s!Wixira!!u-.;' j rv if ArJ V " tiS TPIE PEOPLE Rhould we bo captured while trying to enter nny blockaded country. Just walk tho plank nnd bo dono with It, but If $2,000,000 In at stake, well, thnt. might bo worth saving nnd so appeal to the cflleloncy managers of tho countries who havo been Inking uu oft. Hy all means let us gi-t down to business and fix n prlco on ourselves II. C. D. Philadelphia, November 30. JUVENILE SANITARY PARADE To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir Permit mo to oxtend my sincere thmikn for your ca-opcrntlon and tho pub licity Riven tho Juvenile Sanitary Parado, wlilch was held Saturday nftornoon, No vember 18, nnd which Introduced Into clvlo life n. new phase of hoalth. work In hotter ing tho xanitary conditions of particular communities. JAMKS L. McCnUDDKN, Chief of Division. Philadelphia, November 27. HOW'S THIS, MR. GERARD? To the Editor of tho Evening Ledger: Sir I hato like mischief to cut any body's holiday short, for I often take a holiday myself. Hut don't you think that at this critical period In the relations of the United States and Germany our Ambassa dor should bo at hlB post in Derlln7 I do. J. O. M. Manayunk, November 21. MINORS AND CIGARETTES To tha Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir Is It a violation of tho law to sell cigarettes to boys under fourteen? If It Is, why should not such an offender be pun ished? The Kvewno IEDoun today records the caso of a cigar dealer who, according to the evidence ot thrco boys, committed the offense, If offenso it bo. The result was. that aiaglstcnte Meclenry discharged tho man "with n severo reprimand." Is this tho way to administer the law7 If It be, whero Is the usn of trying to en forco It? No wonder that the police, dis gusted with the rulings of such magistrates, are slow to bring proBocutlons, ... . A MOTHER. Philadelphia, November 28. BAD COLD STORAGE LAWS Storago eggs nro selling at forty-five cents a dozen retail, storago butter at forty-olght cents a pound, nnd our legisla tors aro bcglnnlni; to talk food embargoes. Now that we have taken 'bo much of Kuropo's money, shall wo refuse them food? Let America practlco economics In food lines nnd study tho Brent laws governing food production nnd distribution, not laws mads by unskilled legislators such as tho Pennsylvania cold-storago law that provides for limited periods of storage, and If fol lowed to tho letter would require tho de struction of good, wholesome food simply because it had been In storage over tho short period ullowed. Who benefits If good, wholesome food la mads unsalable by unwise laws such as exist In Pennsylvania, Fortunately for th consumer, Pennsylvania laws cannot shut out storage foods Doming from Chicago and other points outside of Pennsylvania, other wise tha above quotation would ttoon bo doubled, I.et us have wlso laws. Encourage the dealer to store more foods. Any child can understand that restricting the storage of foods In tho Hush season will not reduce prices In tlmea of scarcity. Charles S, Caldwell, In Tha Advance. JOY IN TilE MARKET PLACE "What la a pound of sunshine worth?" I asked the butcher man; "Sell me. my friend, an ounce of birth, A dewdrop, If you can!" The butcher stopped his butchering qulk, And looked me In the eye, "Young man.'' he said, "You're getting sick. Please don't come here to die I" And then I laughed and yelled aloud. Till people tilled the store, And soon there was an awful crowd, Which laughed to ate me roar. I said to them, "Good paopla all, 1-havo for you a Jeka, Tha best that I have heard this fall. You know that I am breka. This man has taken all my cash For tld-blts from his block; He rob me for my dally hash. But has na Joy in stok: "Tha things we value X are free. Though oudm TtUW sound jlka ) art HeM AW IMty sfif?r.r .i. .. .. T9&&&WrVJt J?t nm HNUg. .' Y.j i. ;:- j jfcsSBHsS rays' ft i i ltii iF4.:iL.jJk - n What Do You Inow? Ouerle otnernl lnlrri-e( lutll 6 oniierreJ In (hie roliimn. Ten qiirilline. (lie anewrre I which vn;v well-informed virion should hntte, ure oskril dally. QUIZ 1. Juil what I Hie method ot opernllnc of tho Clrnrins llouee'f Z. Why I Mercik mo often spoken of ai nn Important rlretlnnUon? 3. In eierr Kuropenu rountrr nt wnr toilnr mnrtttil line prernlle, utlh ono exception. Wliiit Is thnt exception? 4. Thn urtxurp of Mneon nnd lluII Is n moil Importnnl clinptrr In American liletorr. Uhnt were C lip circumstance? 6. Cox nnd IlalJwln nrn rivals for a hlch no- llllrut odlre In the Htnte. Who are. thrr nnri what le the poet ther seek? ft. Whst I Itlamlhin? 7. What I the orlsln of the word "boycott"? 8. Whnt nre sweetbread?- 0. What l meruit lir tho word "hl" In Vrencli etrret nihlrci-, for nxnmpte: 'S bis rue Henri .Martin"? 10. What I tha ttorr ot "tha ceese that saved Home"? Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. I.l Yuan Hunt I l'rcnldcnt of China. 2. Method mliorntrd for combiitlnc tilth coal nt llrlnci horcntt br lioiierlioldcr. cm harco on exports of protlelon. refutation br flnvernnipiit. munlclpiit monopoly of dletrlhtitlon aceurlc. t. An aerallnx rtem for filter plnnt forces tha wntcr Into the ulr In n sprny, under tilth prreRiire. thus exiKilnr Tery parti cle of the water to tho effect of the ntmoephere. 4. The folio of 1S53 wn the first collected edition of rilmLeepeare's play. C. I-nitr Hamilton wn the vile of Mr Wllllnm llmlll,m (1730-1803), n IlrltUli diplomat untl urt collector. They were tha do tnted friend of Lord NeUon. Lady Ham ilton's claim tn fama lire tha fnrt tlint aha was the model for Komner' moHt fa moim plrtnra nnd Ilia fnct that NeUon became Infatuated mUIi ber. 0. Turnlns Htota's eildenco I tha net of n accomplice In n crlma In teellfjlnc for the ritata ucnlnu other nccompllcc. 7, A tltha I the tenth purl uf Ilia pradura of tha In i"l then nn purulent In kind in tha inxniian oi .noii Tithe vrera lha ru, taxation or Molmmmeitnii countrle. for tho support of the clcrey. Iliur wrre ma runx i.nritiiurt prowftlo 8. The sold dollar contain 2.1. H jrrutim of gold with n llnrnc of .000. '0 more are coined. 0. 11o hundred pound nra reckoned na tho standard wclcht of a halo of cotton lu lids country. 10. The recta' Corner, In tha south transept of Wretmlnatcr Abbey, rontnln the tumb ana memorials oi poets. number of Unclliu Mountain Heights S. Heights of mountains nre measured by three methods: (1) trigonometric ob servation and calculation; (2) barometrlo observation nnd calculation, and (3) lines of precise levels starting from mean Bca lovel and ending at the mountain base. Tha last-named method" In tho most accurate. Tho first method, which gives approximate results, probably Is tho simplest, draw a triangular diagram with X as tho top of the mountain whose hcieht Is to be meas ured, S the base and lit tho observation point. The distance M S Is known. Meas ure the angle 'at M. You now have the angle M, the distance MB and tho angle at S, which Is ths right angle. From theso three known factors you can solve tho trl anglo hy trigonometry, learning the dis tance BX. This, added to the distance caused by tho curvature of tho earth's sur face, which can be calculated, gives the helqjit ot the mountain. Punch T. N. V Punch Is published at 10 Bouverlo street, London, K. C. England. Illllio Durko A. It A letter Will reach Blllle Burke It addressed to her In caro ot her husband, Florenz Zleefeld, Jr., New Amsterdam Theater, Forty-second Btreet near Broad way, New York city. ACADEMY 01? MUSIC BURTON HOLMES TONIGHT gas IMPERIAL TOMOR. s BRITAIN Mc. Ic, $1. st Ilepp', 3Se at Academy. EXTRA gvr Dec. 29 & 30 CANADIAN ROCKIES . " ' MARKET AbOOTH Victoria nM?Mii Addtd Attrattloa KByWoN COMEDY nbxt PTTT?TTPV" season's WEHK A U1U1 i, SENSATION RSK&25 Audrey Munson 'row, uwrnopoMTAN Pit IA HOUSB oije. i ;iurv . n VIX-0K4, UtA! t.hU?sBc- LOHENGRIN .ffnft. HatBUsaT OUST. UU ffrt..s ti l-A.NV. N. T. Wfow rru. j isu7oMraT773 rotmutjru "EEIfcSiKo8 JXASTT' i ir -n i J..J. . .r-... .mt. , .J , The Northeast Ooriiep Iluunlynt of it Commuicr xix I vowed last Bprlng In fact I made a B,iJf That I'd raise Chickens, nnd I'll do It ret si 1 VO nrK"ci "'" r,v,i my I'lVnouit UUt not a single one of them, will Set I Cnstials of tho Day's Work V i tTrfi HAD heen playing pocket bllluu VV for sumo' time. 1 had ben calamitous: lucky In making som shots which Mcnv ImpesSlbl "Tho man hai botn nursed S a Rlrnlght-edga!" exclaimed my friend, if believed It myself- nt tne moment, ftr ra" eye was keen nnd tho muscles controlling my imiiu wninc, aa muj iihwuiu. oomen1 I reniemhreil tha phrase used by Mr. c. Ilenson. "It enmo to mv ml3 thnt I should like to seo tho reflection et my UCIieis ill numo oincr ininu, 10 RUOrBlf them lo tho tent of what I may perhapt Kf forgiven lor uuiiijik i apirik-icvoi. N"ow the playing- of pool nnd the din tlon of philosophy nre not, as who sUtnjffl ray, concurrent, joi in" uiuugiu wouM come and tho gamo went on, ijj One wonders, then, what may b th tw tlmato test of the' straight edge of frlenM ship or tho spirit level ot association US tween menus, uno nccu nor. go into Uf nl.-itoiilc ns between n man and woman, tail rather conflno tho argument as to thai t9 tween men. To find reftcr one has corns li1 this gldo of forty years a now frlendiMn' with men, to find that oven the boy's wia' and tho wind's will nro not tho long, tact1 ilinturht the iioct person Would hava t believe, nnd to find tho mldscnson form ot friendship pomethlng co truo that one mltbl find tho reflection of now beliefs and new sources of endeavor thon on coraei to know how tho old ordor changes. On comes to know then how n world, being HI nt ease, may, under n guiding hand, bring nt last a sort of peaco In tho knowledr. nnd how ono's ship may be brought at last '..j Into n fairway wnn no insistent uaca, .So It comes with tho friendships of liter J , Thi,v mnv not. bn based unnn thM'J: enthusiasm of youth, hut when they ar'S mnda they nro very tine and very true and vrv beautiful, for one's friend then do. -. mands tho sight ot tho straight edgo andl tlio spiru icvci. nnil nicau uunii, Biiuwii, in;j rest in .- uuiuici iiiiih. "It's your Bhot!" said my friend. I shot and missed. , ,,.. a nlntni. nttnnmttnr ffVlA Imn.. BIDIO, no saiu. .. . i. .. t.t !. CHESTNUT ST. wicn DAlLT OPERA HOUSE 2:18 - KvenlnKs nnd Batiirdajr'Matlnee, 25o to tl OT1IUH MATS., So. COe. TBo LAST WEEK WILU-UI FOX rrtESEMT3 A DAUGHTER OF THE GODS ' the ncTunn beautiful, with ANNETTE- KELLERMANN POrUfjAll MATINEES DAILT Next Week "TUG UONOR BTSTEM" .Mi LYRIC Lnst Mat. Tomorrow TONIOHT AT 8:1& LAST .1 TIMES The New Comedy-with-Music Hit "GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS" WITH A BIULL1ANT CAST NEXT WEEK SEATS NOW THOMAS II. INCE'fl INCOMPARABLB 1'IIOTOl'IVY SI'ECTACLH CIVILIZATION Tlio iloet Stupendous Entertainment Ever Devised for Man. by .Man . - ADELPHI Tonight at 8:15 tlKGULAIl jrATINEE TOSIOnUOW 10:30 A. M., Holiday Mat, 2:30 P. M. Tlie Most Wonderful rtag In Amtrico. "EXPERIENCE" Positively Lart Performsneo December 80. UAIIKET AB. 10TII CONTINUOUS 11:15 A. M. to 11:18 P. If. BTAXL.EY UVNUISHT UKVHB8TRA PAULINE FREDERICK "NANETTE OF THE WILDS" TO A T A PT? 13M MATIKET 8T. irJLLt.jllj 10 A. M. to 11:13 P. M. FANNIE WARD In "THE TEAItB OF TUP LOCUST' A T n A FiT A CHESTNUT Delow J8TH iiXVwixJJll Dally. 18o: Eva.. 5o last two Bats E. H. SOTHERN &&$? Mr. Botbern'a Or en teat Rtato 8ucce "AN ENEMY TO THE KING" GLOBE Theater M.Sf VJOIVyXJJl YAVDVYILLK ContlnuouJ ffl 1IVt IRri Lf m vBt 11 A. M. 'to 11 p. it "OR IE NT ALE" JUNE DIXON MODELS nances 17 QTTC MAHKBT llolo eOTU UIOSS lveyS DAILY. S:U0, lOo Evs.. T 4 OIO. 20. 25 "THE BONNIE SEXTETTE" T3TnAT" Limited Enjatement I31Urt.tJ Kvm. 8il8. Mat. Tomorrow FRANCES STARR '" 'YltviDr GARRICK M.4..N?o,reroWv,Eye, 8, HIT-THE-TRAIL HOLLIDAY Wltb TOED NII1IX) and Entire New York Call rUlvrVI-lOl B. 8U5. Mat. Tomorrow MONTGOMERY AND STONE In "CHIN-CHIN" II. V. A Clenuln Prtte-Winntn niltf Dorothy Jardon Low Dockstnder JleatrlCA llsrfanl, Mamm . Keith's THBATUrt Moorai nicer t DouzUai ether atari. Other. Today at 3, gSa & to. Tonight at 8, 23o to It, ROLLO MAITLAND FELLOW 4UKKICAN OVILD O? 0)taJMI37a CONCERT ORGANIST Aud?.orit1am,?l'apVlniV.Idflnn.tpu,aL"iV'n ta "" Instruction in OrRan, Piano, Theory 15ty Hall. JU.Ueuco, 16S3 HedrJeld St. ACADBUY OF MUSIC. Monday Ef., Deo. a. NEW YORK DAMROSCH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA conduct or BAUER Sololtt ru. SaH, 60o to 3, Now, at Ileppa'a, Walnut Wat- Today, p5c and 60a VVCllllUl ,. sat. Mai. xtc. . jia MY MOTHER'S ROSAftY Next We; "Tt Llltle Qlrl Qod rnol LITTLE THKATSlt 17th & De Lancey Pboo. Loc. LCU Stage TONKJHV Qniiiatif HatlQ u Flayera 4"jfet, UNlVtHSlTV MUSBUM. Bat, 3. SO P. M. JMUtlll ,u Itvwt vr u h. uunvf i "Journ Is C'ejloD and Souibarn lsdla.' Muaeum open .'ally. 10-la ft. Gun., 3 too. Vre. Tfnlpkorhnpkftr Plnvr MAJIKbT" ' .H.ee'- - -.r...H . jutii ,ua4y, officer eer fsu4 m :v n.A-5 M 1 tl ,JV n r "Uf " '(JlllsJU'ff i-MmuSmtYmni'i'Tm ft Hfc'Mm3MM li ft, j A IWLBBWIII11M1I i'i 'iilWSiMM