riilteSi iK t - . ; VBKlm XJ3DGKR- li-JV jAMiitr PUBLIC LSDGIR COMTAlfY nrmj h. x. ctntrra. rmwn M. l4hrfm, Vie rwiMnti 3an ., meretfjT and TfMwmi rfelltf) 8. asm B, wnlUiM, Directors. XOrrOHtAL BOAltDl Cram If. K. Ccarii. Chair-man. il'VKAUnif(iit' Editor C. MAimN.,.Ocral Dullness Manattr HalM4 dally at Tcurto T.rritn rtutldtnr, Iri4seiari ISsusre, Phtlad.tphU. pi CMn4b..lird and Chestnut Streets BO Cm ....,. ...rr'M'l'"""! IlutMIn 4iiivvo aieiropoman iuwir w.u rora jramrai . .evil uiao i'rmocrni iiu'iain 1, . ...... 1382 2TI JJUI1U... KK1TS BUnEAUSI mnuD..... ....... nina noiidini Mciuc Th riinm HulMin c. do niMntwir UD,.,. . Marconi Home, xtrsnl Vi .3;c Hue uouib i unna ITOMCIUPTIOM TERMS trior. et cents per --reek, n mill, stotstas nf PMlsVtrih!a. cfrcoL whsra aie H requir-M. on monui, iwtnirrl I Dm year, inn umnn. ui inan i payable in advance. ubscrlhsr trlihlnir adJre.s chanced a-tre eM will as new address. lJJSSi ft tfALNtT Kcmo.vr, maw w 3K tar M4mt flit rwnwihvil'-n f JTrenlnff JisW. iideread'eaoa itarr, rh(tatffpMo. HDNDA.Y, ,t3?0BS H Matff."' .' at rei rwurrtrm MTorric OQKD-ClUtl iUK. 1TTH. AVBRAOB NET PAID DAILY Cllt- WON OP TH1B KVENINQ LEDGER for BEnrJiiiKB was nt,oi FMlea'.lat-la. Msodsr. Od.k.r , ii. Hungmr I thm ttaehtr of tht arts (A btitowmr of iWe-nfon. J'e-r- The demand toy a rehearing of tho MtKkm for tho transfer of a llconso to Wert Phll&dolphia was so lou'd that tho JUeecso Court heard It. Now wo shall so o whether tho court will respect tho uontl Mnt of & community that does not want ft saloon. Among tho many reasons for hlphcr taxes which Professor Tatterson cnu awnited at tha University on Saturday, ipee, looked in vain for the extravagance of m. Democratic Congress determined to got tttt It could while It hod Its hands In tho ywWlo treasury. If we read tho resolutions of tho Chamber of Commerce aright, the day-tttrfct-eavlng pian Is really a plan for swing the cost of artificial light. A man an argue In behalf of It on that ground Without feeling as If ho wcro making a sl of himself. In other words, tho Admlnlstra ttoa's protest regarding tho fussing with Mtttral mall Is to be regarded by tho Al H, as another "strict accountability' reposition. Thereupon, with thumb to oee, they ask us casually what wo aro olng to do about It. .- So long as some of tho most Influ ential unofficial rulers of tho State llvo Jn. this city, why should not wo havo a ranch Capitol horo for their accommoda tten, even though tho question of Us loca tion north or south of Market street 'Might provoko a bitter factional fight? And Vance McCormlck, being calamitously optimistic, sees naught but jirtotory. Yet, llko tho lady in Shake "Sfcafe1! diverting play, ho "lets conceal jntMt, llko a -worm 1' the bud," feed on M damask cheek, hesitates and refuses to answer tho question as to where sold VJotorr i" presently perching. , Tho Bureau of Foreign and Domes- tie Commerce at Washington reports that $i'M.26,719 worth of automobiles wcro rtrted from the United States during year ending Juno 30. Simultaneously the report that Torrytown, N. Y., ' tit home of Mr. John D. Rockefeller, has jh gasoline to supply tho motorist. By thifl we learn that the law of compensa tto works In a mysterious way. It la, reported that the milk strlko fat New York Is settled and that the cows appertaining to tha upstate farmers will Mturn to work on an eight-hour basis. As Mr. Edmund Burko has so delicately old, "they chew the cud and are silent"; yl one may view with alarm the further that Boston Is threatened with a famine and what will the Ancient Honorable Artillery Company do poor things? 1 Doctor Wilson addressing soma tlMiMMnda of persons at Shadow Lawn on fPfritUfday, seems sure In his own mind of 'lltf rtHtlectlon, but asks that Congress, iMfc elected on the sldo of his sort of jJMMporaoy, Might not one here recall 7rMt' phrasing of the situation? t; had been years upon a project 1 siroounc sunocams oui oi cucum which were to be put in phials etleally sealed and let out to warm i air in raw, Inclement seasons. t i. Sod news comes from Princeton. 'Ji HlkHtng world has trembled, not to Hajr throbbed, with excitement. Comes r the edict of tho senior council telling tbf freshmen of Old Nassau may ' not ao. certain laws as inoso i and Persians were changed, and fcronlctor says: A rumor that another law would be hi a soon has caused 'Consternation amour thos who wera freshmen three mud four years asjo. At present the rks!: mreenmen my not wear i flannels, knickerbockers or mack l Tne council is thinking of droo- tM'wor4 macklnaws from the , the council "was thinking of the word macklnaws"; but did bow, twenty years from now, the frMtMMui might wish he could a Mnaoa or write a sentenoe that' in it and that wottM ars7 lfil MHto e tfcfa wrt mimAm within h IHnte n4 "nway from Phlladelplila. It is ss much Ihe duty of the State to spend money on the Delaware ns it i to spend it on rural highways. In fact, we cannot reap the full benefit from the rural highways unless we nro prepared to accommodate the Increased business growing out of them by enlarging the facilities to carry our products to the markets of the world by the great wnter highway nt our gates. If Director Web ster would circulate among the legisla tor's a statement showing what proportion of the shipments from this port orlglnato in tho Interior of tho Slate ho would fortify his coso with unanswerable argu ments in behalf of the needed appropria tion. A "DOPE" LAW WITH TEETH rpiIE report on tho narcotic evil In Phll adclphla and Pennsylvania, which ap pears In another column, leaves nothing for tho Btato legislature to do but write Into tho law Its excellent arid Incontro vertible suggestions. But Just ns Im portant ns the speclnl salvage of human wrcckago therein directed Is the manner In which tho necessary legislation was prepared. It Is shown what a small body of men of expert knowledge and unques tioned disinterestedness can get done when they aro right In a certain matter and know they aro right. It Is shown that tho democratic spirit, aided by pub licity, not only sots freo nil mon to pro tect the Individual, but equally impor tantsets freo ono man, or a mcro hand ful of men, to protect tho wholo com munity. Tho most striking fact In tho report Is that In thoso Stnto Institutions which re. lled to tho committee's questions thlrtj -thrro drug users had been treated In tho year preceding tho enforcement of the Harrison net and 244 In tho following year. Thus tho act, In restricting tho purchase of opium and its derivatives to tho lawful channel of physicians' pro scriptions, drove tho drug users out of the streets and Into tho hospitals. It did this until It was emasculated by n United States court decision which de clared void that section which made it a. crlmo for nn unauthorized person to carry tho drugs on his person. This de cision and tho lntcnso demand nt fnmlno prices for narcotics gavo an enormous Impetus to tho Illicit dispensing and smuggling of tho drugs. Thus tho physi cians and tho Federal authorities found that tho forco which was driving tho otarved drug users Into the hospitals was suddenly rendered Impotent Thousands upon thousands of nddlcts clandestinely bought drugs from tho scoundrels whom the law Itself had decided It could not reach. The bill suggested by tho committee of Phlladolphlans contains In section 4 the needed "tcoth": That It shall bo unlawful for any person whatsoever to have In his pas session or under his control any of tho aforesaid drugs except In pursuanco to a written order or In pur suance to the prescription of a phyBl clan who has prescribed tho same In good faith. Tho venders of the drugs In Tenderloin restaurants and on tho street aro known to tho police. Their nppcaranco betrays them, for most of them aro drug users themselves. They will bo arrested on sus picion when this bill becomes a law, searched and deprived of their wares and sent to Jail. This alone would not solvo tho problem. It has been emphasized again and again, in articles with which this newspaper was privileged to nld tho commltteo in Its service, that It would bo barbarous to de prive tho helpless drug addicts of their ghastly food, however unlawfully pro cured, without providing for their treat ment. Tho report Is equally emphatic on this point. It shows that an act ap proved April 14, 1916, provided for the commitment of drug users to tho State Institution for Inebriates, but that this act Is Ineffectual until provision Is made for the building of this institution. Many a brilliant and useful citizen was a weak and easily led youth. Luckily ho was saved from the graver perils. Tho report is conservative in saying, "The habitual use of narcotic drugs is suffi ciently serious in Its nature and wide spread in extent to constitute an in creasingly grave source of danger to tha social and economlo well-being of Phila delphia and Pennsylvania." The loss through delay and the saving through promptness would bo inestimable. in not too soon to begin a eam- iMisHnn fat erar to pantiada of tha Interior at the Mate far tha develop- l rawe"("lP,rp,,WW lVa W M HHMh m kt will banaUt Mraator Wikstar k Making tor Hr Mm r nival H la erfsr to Mkrn or tna jMurkor ana Um anngoni to navigation (ram to aopuwuiattoa of tea In Tna appropriation ought to . fty tfa aMKi iwrably this Jt irtU fa SMU B ttw Uiators CtH," HWbw b IsW FRUITS OF WILSONISM Tom'Daly's Column SEVER NOTICE? Gray and brown and blue together, Dry and humid, cold and hot, Center of all rotten weather, Everything that Sunday's not Wind that held tho tuneful belt Choked with whirr of creaking wheels, Heaven's tnusio changed for Hell's That's how Monday morning feels. WE LHABNED something at tho 8tato Normal School, nt West Chester, on Sat urday night. Wo stood In tho receiving lino after our delightful recital and al lowed several hundred charming young women and somo men to hold our hand for a moment. This Is what we learned: Tho strain of constantly smiling gives you the sumo curious pain In tho Jaw hinges, directly under tho lobo of each car, that comes from eating a bit of sharp cheese. Hacliclor IlcrcavrmcniB TO SAIIAH I knew a girl named Sarah, A comely, kindly maid, I sang beneath her window And In my song I prayed, "Oli, say not nay, dear Sarah," Hut, alas, my serenade! YERNEn. OLIVER HERFORD has a fondness for woolens of light shndo. Somo ono ro ccntly asked him why, and got this il luminating reply: "You sec, It's llko this. Every spring I tako n, namplo of my dandruff to my tailor and havo htm build mo a suit to match." ' mjTTKiurii niNr.s i.oc Headline In Printer's Ink. Do you supposo tho soup was re sponsible? W. UP. CciiHoriiiK the Movies llllllo Uurke. In "Gloria's Romnnce," stirs H. C. R. to declare It "a flivver In every Instalment." and J. D. reports this speci men of chnlco English to Its discredit: "On that fatal n'ght he was to met mo for a trip together.'' IT WAS n placo of refreshment a soda fountain, let us say not far from Lcaguo Island. Lifting their beakers of er frosted sarsaparllla, tho Jolly com pany cried, ''Give us a song, comradol" A youth In tho uniform of nn nblo sea man, U. S. N., which, Indeed, was tho at tiro of most of tho others, nroso and said: "Today, as you know, tho term of my en listment ended and I havo my honorablo discharge. This Is my song: "When I Ship Over" When woman's suffrage wins and rules the world. And Mrs. Ilelmont Is our president; When pollco quit their grafting In New York, When Pierpont .Niorgan hasn't got a cent; When John D. says he's got enough of coin, And gives his stock of oil away for fun; When butchers say one pound Is sixteen ounces. And tho coal trust calls threo thousand pounds n ton; When tho King of Turkey doesn't behove In harems, When tho Czar of Russia's satisfied with lire; When Kat C Qoodwln leaves the stage forever. And says ho'll never tako another wife, When tho Arkansas Is In.tho fourth division And shlp nro merely oiled and never coaled ; When the Ohio Is shot at for a target. And sailors' uniforms aro trimmed with gold; When tho "skipper" bunks up for'd In a hammock And tho crew sleeps In each morn till eight o'clock: When the fo'cas'le deck Is covered with a carpet. And tho whole division's tied up to the dock; When thirty days of traveling time Is granted To every ono a dozen times a year; When quail on toast Is served each morn for breakfast. And tho scuttlo butts nre running o'er with boor ; When Sousa Is bandmaster on the Kansas, When every one takes oft his hat to Jack; When Admiral Dewey's busted to a seaman. BELIEVE ME that's when I am coming back. H. WIEQNER. Yes, Wo Have Yet Also I havo yet to see any one obey the trolley car conductor's admonition to use "both doors out, please." Havo you? HOMO. THE most damning indictment of the Administration can bo read between tho lines of the recommendations which Ambassador Gerard has brought from Germany, It is evident that tho Ambas sador has been handicapped in his ef forts to maintain American prestige abroad by unpreparedness and indecision at home. In view of the demand in Germany for the use of the submarine in ruthless war. fare upon all kinds of shipping, Mr. Gerard Is persuaded jthat the IJnltod States should equip Itself without delay with ono thousand aeroplane, two thou sand aviators an4 one thousand subma Hbo destroyers. This is necessary be. rauae, if Germany .should disregard the demand of the United States that In. tornattonal law be respected in aubma rfawt "warfare, it is morally certain that the United mates would be drawn into tha een4ttot. If we are prepared to make war upon irabmarlnee there will be lea MkaNhooa e German Ration. Tluit la what the adveaatea. of preparedness have been saying all along, The euraat way to prevent war ta to be prepared tor it. The eureet wr to eempil resMet (er pur Mmiy. awei to en- MMMi j f '-4? Sporting Note A visit to tho training quarters of Phila delphia Jack O'llrien, who Is to take on the part of Charles tljo Wrestler In tho Tercentenary Society's production of "As You Like It" at the Academy of Music on October 25, showed the actor-puglllst hard at It. "You may say to tho public for me," ho said, "that though Mr. Shakespeare out weighs me many pounds I shall enter the ring with confidence and try to doserve tho good opinion of my many friends and I manK you jor wio uu. Sir Will you let our Spanish professor come in, please? Thanks! Every morn' lng he addresses tho class thus: "Does everybody has a book and spaper and apcncll7" PREP. -lONTEMPORARY VERSE grows stead J lly better. From tho October issue we. take this: THE DANCE By Orrlck Johns. There's three dances going on three hills around And twelve fellows out of here and forty from below; And the girls, where they come from how can any know? But I'll be answer for It where one of them Is bound. The long way's the big road going by the spur And the path through the woods is stralghter than a line; I'll go by the big road to show them what Is mine, But the dark path coming Is the way to take with her. There's something like a pebble will be get ting In her shoo, ' And something like a snake will "be lying there to fear, And maybe it will rain and maybe it will clear But I'll be bringing Llixle home the whole night through, THE dear things were quite excltod about it. As they stepped into, the de partment 'store elevator the blonde was saying! "The minute I opened the closet door I screamed right out" "I'm all n-ehlver." said the brunette, "what w it, mouee?" "I should syt" ''Field mouse or house mouse?" "Ttoere ware three htoe mice," i" i n . ' fteeaklng of nigna, there is a stature of a eaUoaen la a feed Wto4ow an mm MMltot Mt tha we Jl SMASHING THROUGH A "CLOSE-UP" AT SHADOW LAWN Mr. Wilson Sees a Political Ragnarok for a Population the Size of Belgium's Seeing America Through the Eyeglasses of 1829 By II. S. A SORT of Republlcan-Progresslvo-Dcm-ocrat, native of America but German on both sides and thoroughly neutralized by oxcesslvo newspaper writing, went dis guised In a smooth-shavon faco and eye glasses to Shadow Lawn on Saturday with tho Pennsylvania Democratic hosts. Ho woro tho additional dlsgulso of a mam moth Wilson badge, which also concealed the Identity of n number of unreorgan Izcd Old Guard Democrats and progres sives, who start that word sometimes with a small letter "p" and sometimes with a "ret." Ho went to get what the movlo folk call a "closo-up" of tho twenty seventh President (twenty-eighth If you count Cleveland twice), and this was tho Impression ho got by listening not so much to what Mr. Wilson was saying as to what he was thinking: Woodrow Wilson expects not to defeat tho Republican party, but to annihilate it. Ho docs not bellevo ha will bo re elected; ho knowB It. Ho said New York defeated "a tolerably good now Constltu tlon" because It suspected Its authors meaning Ellhu noot He Bald "If you want to know how New York Is going this tlmo look up tho rec ords of what It did to tho Constitution." Wa looked It up in tho almanac and this Is tho prognosticated result in Now York Stnto November 7: Wilson 5JMSJ5 Hughes 388,368 Now this Is the language of annlhlla tlon. Under such conditions aro 7,600,000 Republican votors, a population tho size of Belgium's, to be dispersed. Belgium, though stricken, yet will survlvo, and Inquiries as to whether the outlawed Republican host aro to have nsylufti to raise their young and protect their womon from tho pursuors aro needlessly pitiful. Tho casualties will be trivial. Only Mr. Root and the shades of Mark Hanna and Sonator Aldrlch will bo barod to tho icy blast of an avenging November. Only the men "who do not seek office but in visibly run officeholders" will bo pun ished. Very well. We know tho worst. Can any ono doubt after this that Woodrow Wilson will bo the most amaacd man In America If he Is defeated? Can any one doubt that he will throw his fighting force Into tho political arena with re doubled energy on March D, 10177 It would pain Mr. Wilson considerably to compare him with the mossgrown John Qulncy Adams, but in one respect it is here predicted their histories will agree that Wilson defeated will go into Con gress and seek again the presidency. With oaBy and smiling assuranco, ho intimately loaned over tho porch rail and admit tod that while Pennsylvania waa a doubt ful State the possibility of Its uttering "the final robuke" to Itepubllcana and so "redeeming America" wns to him allur ing. After suggesting" that Pennsylvania is doubtful, what apostle of the light could retlro to a life of slothful ease? Now, taking Mr. Wilson at his word, lot us concede for the sake of urgumont, or rathor to stop argument, tho annlhlla. tlon thoory. The good word Hepubllcan, which means in America the same thing us Democratic, must be taboo. All tho bud rich Itepubllcana and all the bad rich Democrats (who, by the way, out. contributed the Republicans by giving S1.15M4Q to the Wilson campaign fund in 11 will go into or stay in the Detn emtio party. To the save Adullam, wfeiett i called Frocrreaeive, will go the seed Democrats and the geod Kepubll oaoa. No longer will the PreaJdant be re- to the Beanie, with no third Jtowtst He ban 9fii he 44 a oo- WEDER by tho Tnftlan-Wllsonlan tariff board nnd tho partial conversion of many Demo crats to the protective theory? They will lnfuso into tho Democratic party a stronger protective noto and Mr. Wilson must "go forward" with them. Tho Pro gressives, to mako an lssuo, must accord ingly tako tho old tariff-for-revcnuo-only stand abandoned by tho Democrats. Division politically demands division of opinion that's what makes n horse race. Tho moro tho Progressives press toward freo trado tho more will the Democratlo majority lean toward protection In order to hold Its ground and conclllato Its Re publican recruits. And then toward that summer of 19E0 will roll nearer the thun der of that David of tho Adullamltcs, Roosevelt, who will trumpet his cohorts to tho overwhelming of Champ Clark, or Bryan, or Daniels, candldato of tho De mocracy to succeed Woodrow Wilson. To understand tho President read In his "History of tho American People" tha chapters In which he Interprets tho election of Jefferson and that of Jack son "tho Democratlo revolution." He recently linked them to his own career. It Is strange that ho speaks so often of "a new age." Never did President hark back so clearly to the past. He soes America through the eyeglasses of 1829. What Do You Know? Qutriem of central interett wilt b anwrd 4n (hi column. Ten juetion$ tht mtwr f ehleh every wctMnormed venon should know, or a$ked daily. QUIZ 1. What U the difference between table d'heU nnd a la rarte? Z. What U meant when It I (aid an armr l rut off from Ita bate? S. The word "iMtraelie la from a flreek word ineanlnr "a broken piece of earl Iicum are." How did It row to bats Ita preaent meaning? 4. What la a arreen of earalrr? 5. What la the Jobe of the ear? 0. What la a trlplane? , , 7.' What la the orliln of the wedding- rlnt? 8. Do frankljr alans worda ever rind their war inio mo language nnu uiri 0. Some (lerman worda terberr." are w 'ua" liittMd of (ha (Jermaii u." Ki. plain Ihli. 10. Wbat la the rali.lon of the "Utile Theaters" of tha country? Answers to Saturday's Quiz 1, "Ilraio Journals" In railroad parlancai part of u ahalt or ele that rette on bearlnga, 2, Quarter of sralm eight buahela. 8. Hommpuni cloth' made of yarn spun at homo. 4, Meaianlnai low atari- between two higher ouea. UAaaiir ieiween ground floor and 'JnWi C?j Market Above lGth 11:15 TO 11:15 10c. 15c. 26c. 83c. MONDAY, TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY Valentine Grant IN THE DAUGHTER OF MAC GREGOR Tiiuns.. mi., sat. owen Moonn MAIlOUEItlTi; COUIITOT In "THE KISS- STANLEY CONCERT ORCIIF.STIIA ileal Thratrr Orchtntra Anywher . OVEItTUltE "Iluy War" (Mendelesohn) Selections During Photoplay "AU Matin" (At Morn) ...... .Co.larJ Claire do I.une" Thome Charactarlatlc "Whispering; Flow era" Von Illon Reverie "Sous lea etollea" Lacoro PALACE Thura., Frl.. Sat. 1214 MARKET 10c .200 E. H. SOTHERN In "THE CHATTEL" 11ETUKN OF EVE" APPATlTA CHESTNUT Ilelow 10TH jM.XvOxi.JJli-. 10 A. M. to 11:15 P. M. Dally, 15c; Ergs., 25c. Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree In I'lcturlzatlon of Rupert Hughes' Novel "THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME" Thura.. Frl.. Sat. WILLIAM S. HAnT In "THE ItETURN OF DRAW EAOAN" rr i.i.u in rtlonaryr i worda or names, like "ilum. are written In lngtUh with .Ail nt (hi, flrtniaii "ti " 1. nf uflrlnrv. less bread than wouiu ri like luu romtMlty he price second floor p. )hen there la allghfy less of a Co on the market than la needed t rises niurh higher than the percentage II mere were me. per rent an was ntHNl tna nrlm not file ucr cent but toon per rent. 6. Gooacwtrpi In drilling and on parade the (lerman Infantryman la. taught to raise the leas unbent at the knee and almost us high as be can, ?, "Lund poor"! wbrn a man has quantities of land which he cannot adiantageouslr dispose of and no ready money, 8, Democratlo candidate for United States Scnatorf hills I.. On Is. 0. Transepts of cathedralsl the transverse nrms. running out between the nave and 10. "MedltitUcd". royalty, family or HUUf when principality or Mate la anneied tu auoihrr, and Its sovereign Is left with ""ii 5.IU 1P,-.1"tr 'sw rights. It Is said to lav mediatized, and this term ia also used to describe Its royal family. Wealth In Land T, II. 8. A report of the Census Bureau for 1901 thus tabulates the wealth of the United States: .'.....,.,., sl07.104.ait.01T r taxed. ,., M.Mo,54t,Sl r eis-npl, S.ieJl.iil.KW IrmUmsnta anil m ' cninsry .,.,, ..,.. ., OoM and silver coin ana txtl. IfanufiLcturiajr fioaofelnsrV. tools'! etc i,..ii. .............. 8. Railroads and their oqulMDoat.. 11. inthiK'T.v;;,:::?::::::; i Total wealth "I ?,.vo a Hsa Hsal property ate arm chlnsry 844.HW.IM l.M.M.8M I fSnlsSsBelsaj-apja I Gamck-Tnsht at 8:15 "J1 A. H. WOODS Presents ' ' JANE COWL m COMMON CLAY Ity Cleves Klnkead THE HAnVAUD PRIZE PLAY Pop. Mat. Wednesday, with llest Stats $1.50. BROAD Last 6 Evgs. -2 MARIE TEMPEST lady-I, anamD Pop. Mat. Wednesday, with Pest Seats 11.50. Next Week, One Week Only, Boats Thursday RIO GRANDE Military Play by Augustus Thomas Last 2 Weeks. Eas.. Sils. Matlneea Wed. a Sat. JULIA SANDERSON 1 In the OAriTiTT DONALD I1RIAN Musical O X -DlLi JOSEPH CAWTHORN.-. Comedy -"- Knickerbocker XFr . Eugenie Blair - "&$$ FORREST The Northeast Corner. - ask why. U-UmbV Friend Perkins calls his etieeo l.. glbles, and you, being Interested Mria!aT -uccaure some of theen H; we retort courteously " On the other hand, deslrln,; to mk, aw. 3 railed lads wines ohm m .." " writs It thus: Yorj say, "Is Blirs JEl submariner Then we Innocently ie7 "Whadja mean, submariner 'WhercUBO2 vou were at all clever, nn .... pwvl "He's always all clover, you would vlla? saying, 'Oh, U-darllnrT S "' Whlcn simply shows that Ifa a bhm. miserable sort of frlchtfulness thatIiS! produce a couple of paragraphs out ef2 mall teat. " With a laudable desire to nt nto . - tame nrsi, we desire to chant: "Do yZZ Christmas shopping- early, shopplnr sirtT mother, dear." '4, "People who think they don't liko motion pictures should see Douglas Fair banks in 'Manhattan Mad ness.' If they can derive no amusement from this merry farce melodrama they are correct in suppos ing they are film blind." THIS WEEK AT TUB Victoria Theater "&.- orrosiTE tub ronTOFFicn DAILY. t A. t. to 11.15 1 i . HDTRO'B SPECIAL PRODUCTION DE LI iris J Exclusive Ktrst Presentation or the ObIt H Authentic OBerlnr of J M Francis X. Dushmnn & Beverly Bvn "i In Shakeepcare-B Idylllo Love Trirsdr ' I "ROMEO AND JULIET" . ''reduced at n Cost of 1250.000 With a Cast of 000 rromtnent Players. ACADEMY OP MUSIC PHILADELPHIA ORCHESTRA I.EOTOLD STOKOW8KI, Conductor SYMPHONY CONCERTS Friday Afternoon, Oct. 20 at 3:00 Saturday Evening, Oct 21 at 8:15 Soloist: Mme. Schumann-Heinle, Contralta PROORAM Overture, "Don Giovanni" .MOZART aiib iiuiii isu) innun set.. HKlKT Hymphony No. 2, In D BEETIIOVH IArleelenne" nirj Aria from "Rlenrt" WAnvn Man-be Slave ....T8CHAIl;owm-T ; Heats Now on Sala at Heppe'a. HID ctmtoM ' METROPOLITAN pebab Today at 2:10 Tonight at 8:10 in "HIP, HIP HOORAY" SOUSA I CHARLOTTE and Ilia I and The Marvelous UAND'BALLET ON ICI1 NAT WIL.I.S. CHAH. T. ALDHICH. 230 Olnef'a &"? st seats '1 "',, ,'; ,. T T VPTi1 rosmvELY last week XJxS1.J TONIOHT AT 8:15 LAST 1.50 MAT. WED THE EX-nrrtALUNO MUSICAL PLAT CLIFTON CRAWFORD IN "HER SOLDIER BOY" With a nrllilant Cast of Slnrsr JOHN CHARLES THOMAS MAHOARET ROMAINB A SHOW THAT DBUOHTS ALL Next Week THE GIRL FROM MIAUL Adeltthi Tonight, 8:15, 60c to J1.M j Z. V. . ''OP- Matinee Thursday J Jim Jiost n osavrul nay In America EXPERIENCED Globe Theater ,"Sisa,m. I v--'-lv-'v' VAUDEVILLE Continuous S YA VDBVILLECmtiamu 10c 16c 25c J Jo 11 A. M. to 11 P. U. "fVin T.oiirn "Do-wr-ir" Mlnlatura Ail-- j-iami x til ,y Musical Comety . ss inn tr i a -k . anna m -.-.... m . In "A JAY CIROUS." OTHERS. rv.rt. T"r MARKET Delovr 60TII UlUDOlXCYa Dally 2:IS: All Beats 10s. nfte.. TAB: 10. 20, Me. v V I 1 1 .1 ii h: . a vaiji -lite 17-1lUXJX1NXJ ELECTRIFTINO etm ATT?.rrnOPnT.TrPAM OPERA 1IOUSB ... ...., WEEKNOV.ll! BOSTON-NATIONAL GRAND OPERA COMPANY SUBSCRIPTIONS RECEIVED AND SEAT NOW RESERVED. TICKET OFFICE. 1IM Jfl ClltaTNUT BT. TEL. Walnut 4424; Race 0T, J Tremendous Bill of Vaudcvllle'e Restl . BELLE STORY Edwin Arden & Co. H.intlv A Knrtnnt CktL t Anson & Dauihtera: Chas. Leonard Kletchir; . flArkrrf A rlnrlr. nth... " Today at 2, 25c & SOc TonUht at 8, 25o to It jl Keith's THEATER ACADEMY OF MUSIC Saturday Afternoon, October 21, at 2.10 PADEREWSO Tickets now on sale at Heppe'a, 1110 Chestnut U : II. (1.50, 12. 12.50. Boxes $12 and 118. "XTtr AT TvTTTm Mate. Tuea., Thurs, JU."' VVtn.JliN VJ X 25o. SOc. Ems. 8s Mat., 250, 50c, I So. Bringing Up Father rouTics -J rTJDTjrTPTT'lVT Qermant'n A Chelten Aria, UttrXllilUlYl MAT. TOMORROW ' 1 "FOR THE MAN SHE LOVED"! Neit Week "THE HOUR OF TEMPTATIOX" Dumont's Minstrels S.aSJJ WILLIAM FOX Presents A DAUGHTER OF THE GODS The Picture Beautiful ;vith ANNETTE KELLERMANN CHESTNUT STREET OPERA H0US1 Performance TOMORROW EVENING! AND TWICE DAILY THEREAFTER PRICES, MATS., EXCEPT SAT. Lower Floor,.,.' .,S0c, 75c 1st Balcony 60c, 75c 3d Bnlcony , , a$e NIGHTS AND SAT. MAT. Lower Floor 75c; 1st Balcony SOc, u -Dony. .... ....,,. ..flJ K