HiffVi evening- "lb6qbb-phii.ad ON JULY 4, 1786, ENGLAND WOULD OF HAD JUST ONE 75 G. M. CANNONS, JULY 4 WOULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGLISH HOLIDAY ?hus Sjmta Blrsky tn Gefctamr together IWith fcapp. on the :imey sraojepu oi ra- iotfem idttsW RerdiM the Latter. "Is Loving a (jountry on Ac totutf.of Being Proud of Its Hirtoiy or Because You Got Recofiections of How Happy You Wm There When a Boy, of Because Tour Ancestors Was Yeteraitstof Its Wars" "F-tcpla mt patriotio Ilka thoy one ussd to ," M Bwnett'Zapp, the waist wan fcfacturer, to Loula Blrskjv the real esUUr. Take, for SneUnoo, Jtaaependenoo Day1, and U It twl to otaVpeopIe Is that here It U already 'tit 4th &f July and they ain't Said tha July rent yet" r "Weu, in. way yeu couldn't Wm TO tefcbp '' JBirsky (Aid. ( "Nobody encourages 'wh thejd should be 'patriotic On tha one jAs the paolflo people says to 'emi "Listen, yi Call yureel patriotic. Go ahead and about America. America, tifter AWes oder Wvi to America, and'eeo whero It lands you. It did the French a lot of good that they celebrated for years the 14 th of July and lsoAtha G-ermana that thoy celebratod the rMOthtof February or whatever date they ' celebrate. $ Look at 'era todny. That's wnarone -from being patriotic,' Then again. on tie other tide, the preparefulnoss feller) says 4o 'em: "Listen, what are you maklnfc all this here Oeschret about the 4th , of JulyT J3eeausew you licked England? . "Well, let me tell you that if on July 4th, 178 , EngHtaa Vould of had Just one of them 75 g.ra. canriona July 4th would of , bean an Biigliah holiday, not American, It V Jvu the saln,way witbAtha SpanislKarnerl lean War. X)t course, you Will nay wo won, - buy 'wfiyTj'Only by sheer MaxeU If the .Bpanian. wouia or naa a coupie up-io-oaie iry-opwnes, yunacrstana, tnere woutani en na dispute as to Who snouia get tne dtt for the battle oC Santiago. It would all gonento Admiral Abraham L. Fana a, of the- Spanish navy. Arid yet, yoa irweoJa, you want to celebrate the 4th July yet I' So that's the way It goes, pp. s eople would wee to be patriotio iwadays. but- they're afraid of running ip against public sentiment in the matter." "There's something in what both sides hmvu ttf .iM&t ' V.unn rnmmunt. "tf thn ( S Germans, would of made it a habit to cole- rate the 14th. or July out of compliment sTto their gobd friends and neighbors, tha French, Blrsky, and if tho French would of made February 30th a holiday because It V vroa the anniversary of tho dato when their good frlenclB tho Garmons succeeded in get ting) their .liberty, y'understand, then tho chances is when It comes to a question of war "botween Franco and Germany they would of remembered how they used to cele brate one another's holidays and all that and they Would of Kept the peace." "Then you think that instead of not pay ! ing promissory notes and setting off fire- 'By- MONTAGUE GLASS V f f Illustrations by BBIGGS worka on th 4th of July, Bapp, we should ought to nnd oufVhat Is the date of the Mexican and Japanese national holidays and do our (celebrating then. Is that the Idee?" Blrsky asked. "Welt," Zapp said, "I wouldn't go so far as that, Dlraky, but at the same time, Blrsky, when the preparefulness feller claims that we won out against the Eng lish and tho Spanish because they didn't got the proper cannons and airyoptanes, Blrsky, he ain't talking so sensible neither. For Instance, If in 1786 wo would of turned down George Washington for President and elected somebody from tho Supremo Court who had the endorsement of the English American Alliance, y'understand, maybe the English would of got along pretty good without the 76 g. m. cannon. But the American people wasn't bo wiso to things in them days, Blrsky. They didn't go round saying that for more than thirty yoars Georgo Washington had been feeding at the publlo crib; and that he begun by holding down a Job in tho Virginia State Surveying Department) that ho hnd been drawing good money as adjutant of Vir ginia soldiers : that he wasn't satisfied with that, but got a Job as commissioner to the French settlers in America ; that after that, he got the habit, and hogged another Job as general in tho French and Indian war, and then run for office as Congressman or something down in Virginia! and that there ho was when tho trouble with England camo along, pushing himself forward again and getting Into tho limelight In the same old way. No, Blrsky, It didn't mako no difference to the Amerloan people In them days, that one way or another George Washington had been a publlo officer for thirty yoars. They said: llere is a feller which has got the experience and knows how to handle men, and evon If ho toouM got tho Engllsh-Amerloan Alliance passing resolutions against him and has newspaper artists drawing funny pictures of him dressed In on American soldier's uniform, y'understand, we'll take a chanco on him anyway.' And 'they did, Blrslcy, and It's my belief that the English army could of had twenty 7B g. m. cannons to our one, Blrsky, and with Georgo Washington run- jfjSStAjr lf. f i- dBpiH 'Z'- win "Our grandchildren will gather their little boys around 'em." "Hero it la already tho Fourth of July and they ain't paid tho July rent yet." nlng things, we would of licked 'em any way." "Far be it from me that I should go to work and knock a Txadek like George Washington o!nt ftoeTioIom," Blrsky said, "but the way tho American people has been disappointed in politicians from 178G down to date, Zapp, when a feller has held of fice for thirty years, y'understand, you couldn't blame the Lcute If he looks to them more like Charles F. Murphy as Georgo Washington, and anyhow, Zapp, any one man don't mako no difference nowadays. Just ns any one dato ain't so Important. For instance, we celebrate July 4th because we licked the English on that day, abar if the Germans oder the French, as tho case may bo, is going to work every year to celebrato tho victory they won at the Battle of Verdun, y'undorstand, tho holiday will last from February lEth up to and in cluding Juno lEth and probably along into September. It's tho same way m Georgo Washington, Znpp. If Washington sellff was alive todays and we would get Into a war mit Sneden, ho wouldn't figure at all, Zapp, because wars ain't fought according to them back-number idees no mora. Wo would say for example that Sweden Is try ing to land an army in Bath Beach and Ul mer Park. So we send out a thousand motorboats made by the Now York, West chester and Putnam Motor Boat Company, armed with 75 g. m. guns turned out by the Phoenix Battleship Supply Company of Detroit, Mich , and between 'cm they scat ter tho Swedish fleet, and for threo days they sink 'cm in batches nil the way from opposite Bay 28th street and Cropsey ave nue up to Grcenpolnt Tho consequence Is that a hundred years from now, when we celebrate tho Battlo of Bath Beach, Ulmer Parle, Cropsey avenuo nnd Grecnpolnt, y'understand, instead young fellers would say: 'What aro you going to do mit your self over tho Fourth?' they would ask. Where jou going on tho 23d, 24th and 2Bth7" nnd whon the orator of tho day se lected by tho Committee of Seventy ap pointed by tho Mayor gets up and makes his speech ho would :ay: 'Friends. So long as the Star Spangled Banner floats over this great and glorious republic, tho names of them herolo corporations, tho Now York, Westchester nnd Putnam Motor Boat Company nnd nlso tho Phoenix Battleship Supply Company of Detroit, Mich., will re main forever green In tho hearts of every loyal American sltson,' and then he stops for a mlnuto so as the audience could give him some applause." "Well they ain't going to cheor thorn polvca hoarse exactly," Zapp said, "be cause nobody could feel so enthusiastic about a Motor Boat Company as they do about George Washington." "That's whero you make a big mistake, Zapp," Blrsky said. "Only last week the Kaiser Fends a telegram to the Krupp Iron Works. Ltd , because tho guns and armor plate it shipped him done such good work uneeruenjn the North Sea battle, and I wouldn't be surprised if he also- sent reso lutions of thanks to the Brandenburg Cen tral and Moselle River Railroad for trans porting soldiers to tho western front In fact, Zapp, tha chances is that when the war Is over, the BUges-AMee In Berlin would be filled, mit allegorical figures of adding machines, gas tanks, baggngo cars and garbage Incinerators, commemorating the herolo corporations which manufactured them articles and done so much for tha Fatherland during the lato war." "I suppose that the same as wo run ex cursions from Washington to Mount Ver non, the German Government wilt be run ning excursions from Berlin to Kssen, where in a little room on the 24th floor of the Essen Savings and Trust Building away back in 1910 the Krupp Iron Works, Ltd first seen the lleht of day In a modest cer tificate of Incorporation with $100,000 cap ital stock, divided Into 600 shares common stock and 600 shares preferred of the par value of $100 each," Zapp said, "and as nearly as possible tho room will be restored to Its original appearance mit a gen-wlne antique steel filing cabinet In one corner and a reproduction of tho antique No. 10 typewriter on which the certificate was run off." "The Germans Is a vory sentimental peo ple," Blrsky said, "when not busy other wise." "Well, say," Zapp retorted, "putting tabids on historical buildings is one way to mako pcoplo patriotic. You'vo got to admit that even If you would only got out your first papers, Blrsky, it gives you al ready a feeling that you are patriotio when you look nt the bridge In Concord, Mass., whero our soldiers fought the English, ain't it? And Mount Vernon, also, Blrsky. Am I right or wrong? Because that's what patriotism is, Blrsky. It's loving a country on account of being proud of its history, or because you got recollection of how happy you was there when a boy, or because your anocstors was veterans of Its wars.- So you could imagine how patriotio people will be a hundred years from now, Blrslcy. Our grandchildren will gather their little boys around 'em and tell them how duriDg tho war with Sweden, their grandfather run a turning lathe In the factory of that great BOldler hero, the International Projectile and Torpedo Company of New Jersey, and the llttlo fellers' cheeks will flush and they will shout that when they grow up, perhaps thcro will be another war, and they will be able to work at a lathe like great-grandfather, and the parents will grow pale and say: 'Gott soil huten,' on account of re membering how tho old grandfather smashed his thumb working a lathe during tho war with Sweden." "Also twenty years from now, Zapp, tho young German will love his country when he thinks how.happy ho used to was twenty years ago to get onco a weok from his mother a ticket entitling him to 4 ',4 ounces of bread and one potato of the cubic ca pacity of 3,1416 Inches," Blrsky paid. "On tho other hand, don't forget the young American twenty years from now who will take his rlfio in hand with tho picture In his mind of the parlor in his old home, where wns gathered together In the mellow lamplight, his father and mother, his brother just home from college, two lawyers and a certified public accountant, and all of them bending over a U. S. Income tax return," Zapp said. "Aber who is tho joung feller with tho rifle In his hand going after, Zapp?" Blrsky asked, "an internal revenue collector?" "Tho Phoenix Battleship Supply Company, of Detroit, Mich., will remain forever green in tho hearts of every loyal American siteon." "I wouldn't be surprised," Znpp said, "because you could never tell what form this here New Patriotism Is going to take. For Instance, only last week a feller by tho name of White was sent to 'Jail for it" "Nothing of the kind, Zapp," Blrsky said. "This here White Is now sitting In prison for burning the American flag in an iron pot." "Sure, I know," Zapp said, "but he claimed It was only done symbolically." "Yes?" Blrsky said. "Which, I can see by your face that so far as you could understand, Blrsky, tho word 'symbolically' don't exist at all," 'Zapp said. "In tho real estate business, Zapp, if you would use such a word onco In a lifetime, that would be big already," Blrsky retorted, "and anyhow, it don't make no difference how this hero White burned tho flag, he Is sitting in prison for it anyway." "Aber he claimed that he also put the German flag, tho English . flag and the French flag Into the pot," Zapp said. "Probably he also claims that he was following a recelpt'out of a cook book, and that it called for all them flags and bay leaf," Blrsky said, "aber what for an ex cuse is that? The American flag is a flag not a legetable." "Zoltenly," Zapp said, "aber what tho feller claims Is that he was going to burn tho flogs of all the nations in this here pot and that after they was all In ashes, he would hit tho pot mit a stick and, presto chnngc-o, ho pulls out a whlto rabbit show ing to the audience that If all tho flags of all tho nations wns done away with, the result would be peaceful like a whlto rab bit" "It wouldn't mako no difference to mo If he pulled out tho six of diamonds, the aco of clubs oder a bowl of live goldfish," Blr sky said stubbornly: "a Xeller which burns tho American flag should ought to go, to jail." "But this here White's friends says why should he go to Jail for burning somo pieces of colored cloth?" Zapp said. "If this here Whlto had burned some pieces of colored paper, yellow paper oder green pnper with X's and double X's on it Zapp," Blrsky eald, "and the pieces of paper belonged to his friends, Zapp, thoy would of put up a terrlblo roar if he didn't to go jail for it" "Aber tho American flag which he burned belonged to this hero White," Zapp insisted. "Icings aro llko children, Zapp," Blrsky said. "They belong to you bnly so long as you treat 'cm right So I hope it would bo a lesson to this here Whlto that next time ho wants to burn something and change It Into a white rabbit, let him go out Into the audience and borrow a silk hat Oder a gold ptch and chain " Promise ! ! A Safe and Sane FourtlT!! N ews an dVi lews of F armer Smith, s Rainbow Club A Loud Noise isNQT Patriotism TEE SAFEST CITY IN THE WORLD Dearest Children:1 Our Wonderful Club is now in its eighth month and we have done lots and lots of good, thanks to our members who.have worked so faithfully. We'have now before us a greater task than any we have ever faced. We are going to make Philadelphia the safest city in, the world. Think of that! Etereis thestorv: The great number of accidents happening through carelessness, thoughtlessness and recklessness have at- tracted the attention of the Philadelphia Rapid Transit Company. Sometnmg must oe done to stop tnem. l cause was sifted out. The people did not recognize danger until it was too late ! They must be taught to STOP, LOOK and LISTEN. x Especially CHILDREN must be taught. And so the Philadelphia Rapid Transit Company decided to institute a great big movement to teach the chil dren to STOP and THINK of how to prevent accidents. "Who will help us?" thought the great big street car company, and then almost instantly the words "RAINBOW -GLUBflew to mind and stayed there. "The Rainbow Club ! The 50,000 boys and girls who have set the country to talking about the wonders of their organization! They will help us and we in turn will reward them for their help." And so Here is the wonderful plan: ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in prizes will be awarded by the street car company for the best stories, essays or drawings about how accidents occur through thoughtless ness, recklessness and carelessness, and how they may be prevented. These stories, etc., may be about accidents which havs happened to yourselves or others. They may be of accidents that did happen, or of accidents that are apt to happen, and that you can suggest a way of preventing. Eah night in the Rainbow Club news talks on acci dent prevention will appear. No doubt if you read and think about these talks carefully they will furnish valuable gc5tlOa& iipvil W""" -" uaaa yuui: oi.ux.ico. The competitors m the contest win be divided into two closes: glass "A," children over 9 years; Class 'B," c fihildren of 9 years and under. Separate sets of prizes will be offered to both classes. The contest will open July 12, In the meantime you ave work tq do. YOU are to decide what sort of prizes you will want to compete for. Every Rainbow that is inter- 4fcd ia this BIG WONDERFUL MOVEMENT is expected s$& sent! suggestions for prizes. This includes the little rfk Ifafc nf nrizea that have been decided unon will be Wtomoed mi the date of the opening of 'the contest JULY All gugrasuwia juuxii uciiimvuuui o. Uf, U, JJWJLQ AJJ vmvi-ita jrxiiirtucipuirt io watiuig t0'L to MM to help Stop this needless sacrifice of her ton, U listen to h1 voice! FABM1R SMITH, Children' Editor, jmyR THE FB FII3TK!"JILT pa A SAFE 'fourth A PcA'c. TH6 H-IOfduty c Mit u.3 9B1V C J TW - IMHEZI "Bffl W , HrfP-lFMfliWrc r J7 - 1111 '" - & JufiO 'otllloyicada TWlOleooo, Here a t o "Che Grand OfO(3ELL ) Jalsib" nteBt:lLTHATTolJJE.D" THE -TALSl fHOEriNDtiKe Af? t v co 6 Ttrafliv Off. uoooeA'fti'i (NOT forp THM ( S j Ft) fctzri llm MWum mm? a (4 r lr IjaneIn OliCRG MEVMMJ FOR MT wnra d AU Jamey's Safe and Sane Fourth Br DOnOTltY BQTTB. LamUrtvlIU. N, J. Two bright pennies were burning a hols In his .pocket At least so Jamey thought. But Jamey's mother had forbidden hm to spend them until tha Fourth and when it did come Jamey was sorry. Do you know whyT Because tho doctor who stood by his bed in the hospital, said perhaps he would never walk again l Our PostoQlce Box Florence Moore, ot Maple Shade, K.J. has only one picture of herself and mother! prizes that so highly she wants It all lor herself. Tell mother, Florence, we will prize it and cars for it quite as tenderly as she does, while it iu in our possession, and we will return It safe, sound and uninjured just as soon as it has appeared In the club news. This remark applies to a(I lovely pictures that are In the loving care of all the mothers I Lawrence Mullen, of North 24th street, U writing a book on the war Honor Roll Contest Tha prUea for the week ending June 14 were won by the following children: Elspeth Evelyn Long, Appletree street, .BusselJ Gudknecht, Uedfonfc N. J, 50 cents. Leonard Bally, Addison street, 2$ cents. Ross Krausen, 1401 South Jth street, 26 cents, Audrey Washington, Ellsworth street. 15 cents. May Koenir, North 4 th street, 21 cents. FROU "TnE AMERICAN FLAO." BENT IN BY JAMES CJUlTEn. B. 16TH ST. Flag of tha tret heart' hope and home. By angel Hands to valor siven. Thy stare have Ut the welkin dome, And all thy hues were born in heaven. Forever float that standard sheetl Where breathes the foe but falls before'ut, With Freedom's soil beneath our feet, And Freedom's banner streaming o'er us, JOSEPH RODMAN. DRAKE, My Fourth of July Picnic By BESSIE MAQUIRE, Glenwood ave. I cannot tel about the Fpurth of July, but f can tel you about another Fourth of July. We were visiting my aunt In the country and she decided to give us a little picnic, me and five other little girls. We took a hammock along and hung It between two trees. We had a nice, soft ball with us and a lot of comio papers that my aunt had been saving a long time. Of course, we had our lunch. We spread it out on a nice, clean tablecloth. We had lots of good things to eat and lemonade to drink. There was a cool spring nearby, and when we were thirsty for water we drank there. We sang and played games. Everybody said they had a beautiful time and I think they meant It, because I know I did. Things to Know and Do (1) BASEBALL GAME. The game was called -at tfc past three. Jamea Brown relayed short (pots), and was (he first to reuio iwucrv a live; run. xm .juuca :nocked a (what you swat) and Eddie :pran caught it Tom Smltbers knocked a ,ot cno to third and almost tore up the reous stesej. write tun story eor- ctly for our sporting editor. The Fourth of July By ELEANOH OKINNAN. It was Fourth of July and many of the boys and girls had fireworks, but Johnny, a poor boy, who lived peacefully In a coun try home on the banks of tho Hudson River, had none. Now Johnny was a good boy, but as boys are he was very fond of fireworks. Some boys came to John's home end wanted him to shoot a firecracker. John was much afraid on account of hearing how his father's face was disfigured. So he ran to his mother to ask her advice. Of course, she said "no." Johnny was very disobedient and went out to tha boys. He was lighting a firecracker when It flew up In his face. The boys .rushed to the doo tor, but there was no hope, be was blind. This surely taught the boys a lesson and they have never played with firecrackers since. Baseball Newa Standing of Woodbine Rainbow League. . W. L. Rainbow Juniors , . .. , , . , 2 3 Rainbow Knights , 1 3 Rainbow Stars S 2 FARMER SMITH. Eteniko Lsixixms I wish to become a member of your Rainbow Club. Please send me a beau tltur Rainbow Button free. X agree to DO A HTTLE KINDNESS EACH AND EVERY D4.Y SPREAD A UTTLH SUNSHINE ALL ALONQ THE WAY. JJ&dr&m eeV79MtM ' AS MIMf ,MMMU'MMIMM SChOOl X Attend 4994fe)tfJ9fMt THE "FOURTHS The Fourth of July Is coming! The great nationwide birthda'y of the United States of America! How aro YOU going to celebrate the glory nnd tho thrills of this birthday of YOUR country? Are you going to celebrate by risking your eyes, your limbs, your lives? Do you think this a fitting way of ushering in or ushering out a day that should be happy? No, we do not think you do! Tho children of the Rainbow Club are thinking persons, and thinking per sons do not walk recklessly into foolish danger and possible death. This -does not mean that you wjll sacrifice your royal right to have a "good time" on the Fourth of July. It means that you will have it in a wholesome, happy way that will lead you through a dangerous day without danger and put you to bed at night with all members in the places Nature assigned them. Llttlo country people may pick up, pack up, go out ih the open and enjoy a glorious outdoor day. Little city folks are not overlooked in the "safe and sane" scheme, either. The kind peoplo who watch jover the fates of little children have organized, a "Fourth of July" Committee. This will provide free amusement in the playgrounds in the city, of Phila delphia and outskirts. There will be plenty of fun for all. Let us remember that recklessness is NOT patriotism; that preservIng4our limbs for future helpful citizenship IS! FARMER SMITH, Children's Editon WILLIE WIDEAWAKE IN FLOWERLAND By Farmer Smith The month of June was almost over. The warm air floated across the garden as Willie Wideawake walked among the flowers. He was SO tired, and ail he could think about was going to sleep. Why was he not sleepy at bedtime? Finally he lay down, only for a minute, he thought to himself, and before the bee on the honeysuckle nearby had finished sipping honey from the flower, Willie was fast asleep. In his dream he looked up and who should be sitting beside him in her beauti ful airship but the Good Dream Fairy. "Oh!" exclaimed Willie. "I didn't know that fairies came out in the daylight" "I didn't know that you went to sleep la the daytime," said the Good Dream Fairy, her silvery laugh floating over the flowers and echoing among the trees. (I'm not asleep," replied Willie. "You can pinch me and If I yell, then you wilt know I am asleep," The Good Dream Fairy thought for some time and then said: "You mean, if you don't yell, then you will be asleep," "Don't mix me up, Beautiful Lady, sim ply tell me where wa are going to-to-day, not night," said Willie, ruoblng his eyes. "We are going to Flowerland," answered the Good Dream Fairy. "Goodie!" ' "Step off with your rlgnt foot first, for then you can't go wrong,' said the Good Drearq Fairy Away whizzed the airship and before Willie could catch his breath they were in Flowerland, and as Willie Jumped out of the airship among (he daisies tha Good Dream Fairy put her arms around his neck and kissed him. Then he heard a voice; "What Is my boy doing here?" Looking up, Willie saw his mother. A History of July 4 BY BETTY DAVIS The Fourth Pf July has been celebrated as a holiday aver since 1776, when the Dec iaration of Independence was signed It used to be celebrated more with firecrackers than It Is now. but now the 'ptoplo are be ginning to ha sensible, and a great many go on plcnlea, have Kfmea and amusement that are not dangerous. The Fourth of July, Past and Present By BERTHA CHILDS, Danville, Pa. Now when .we think of tho year '76, When tho Declaration was signed, Real love for country comes to our hearts, Patriot thoughts to our mind. Now, on tho Fourth in 1910 True hearts go forth In prayer Once rnore, as back in olden years, Our soldiers need Heavenly care. Our country thjs Fourth rejoices as ever, ' Yet there is sadness withal. In our hearts we fear for our loved ones dear Who pledge that our flag shall not fall. A, Fourth of July With Grandma By ROSE COHEN, South 7th Straet. Once upon a time there was. a little girl who visited her grandma on the Fourth of July. When she came to her grandma's house she was disappointed that there were no firecrackers for her Grandma wns sorry to see the-little glri unhappy, so she said, "Jane (Jane was the little girl's name), go out on the street and tell the children If they stop shooting firecrackers I will give them an ice cream party In our pice cool parjor." Jane was delighted She went out and told the children, and soon they all trooped into the house. Grandma got Ice cream, and cake,, too. Then the girls and boys played games and forgot all about the noisy old firecrackers. , "IN UNION THERE IS STRENGTH" Katharine and Eleanor MlUerf West Susquehanna avenue.