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EVENING LEDGER PHILADELPHIA, SATURDAY, JUNE 24, 1916.
TflE FELLER THAT NAMED THEM GERMAN WARSHIPS MUST OF ONI? TIME
HAD KIDNEY TROUBLE," ZAPP REMARKED IN GOING OVER LIST OF NAMES
r . ,n-i J.J
ijtfter He'S Jiixrmuu;u
th German aim xxua-
trian watering jriua
trn'il Have to Go
ll Abroad "All He Can
m net From Us is bara-
f toga, French Lick and
v, Hot Springs
I Kt1,rt l one thins which a modern navy
M '. .sai they should positively ought
't nave It." s'd "K"10" ZnPP' th0 walst
iLuhcturer, to Louis Blrsky, tho real cs
ftaijf M ey sat In Wnsscrbalior's Cafe,
ritni that an ui.. -
..vf-h after Berlin haa hung out flag and
rifen the 8clloot children n holiday, Sunder
5 ?..,! feamse Germany won, Zapp. It must
JTurrlbly confusing for the pooplo to learn
' finf In London every momber of tho Stools
Shanes smashed another member!! hat
LmI tutrices was hold In tho churches all
7f England on account of tho biff English
' "What Is a few nag3 more or jobs in .uer
Ijta, Dinky!" Zapp osked. "And as for
iMBf the school children a holiday, Blrsky,
f trirt lime Germany flghtn a battle, y'un-
( tiUnd, sho claims a victory and gives the
'"lelool children a holiday I "thon oho goes to
!'" irwk nd docks tho teachers, tho janitors
ind scrub women ono aays pay, averaging
tllrtrlrht cents aploco, Blrsky, but as
' Oinnany has trot tho lnrgost educational
mttm In tno wonu, yunuorsionu, me iota:
jmoant saved Is quito an item."
if h gains many moro vlotorles."
r KnAr commented, "In twenty yoars from
L cov .the peoplo of Gormany wouldn't be
uMi to read or write."
r "Even today yet they ain't good flgurera
1 inotly," Zapp said, "and that's why they
. ivA It an Official Scorer."
' "Both sides need ono," Blrsky said.
i'nli9 English Is quito as bad as tho Ger-
I bus that way, Zapp. If tho Germans ad-
'-jilt that tho battleship Seldlitz and tho
'gnto Wiesbaden was sunk. Zapp, tho
fjStilsh go to work and say they also sunk
' (to Klsslngen, Wlldungen, Karlsbad and
. Kiuhelm."
The fellor that namod them Gorman
' nnhlps must of ono tlmo had kidney
. tarahle." Zapp Bald. "After tha Mar-
? tabid, Hombourg and Badcn-Bnden BOts
' rat, he'll liavo to go outsldo of hl3 own
, country and Austria for names, and at that
la ain't got n very wldo solectlon. All ho
an get from us Is Saratoga, Fronch Lick
and Hot Springs, Arkansas, and wo'ro prac
tically through."
"Win, It's a whole lot hotter as calling
battteahlpa Invincible, UfTslnkablo and nil
them itames," Blrsky said. "It's Ilko call
to a; boy Abraham L., Gcorgo W., Theo-
By MONTAGUE GLASS
Illustrations by BRIGGS
aba tf & Jt "Sslft ILuMW
"Every member of tho stock exchango smashed another member's hat."
doro H., or Orover 0. Tho most you could
expect from such a young foller Is that
after thoy let him out of the reformatory
he would bocomo a bartondor,"
"Anyhow tho English has got a blggor
scope," Zapp said, "Thero's enough Ins,
Urns and Ims to last 'cm with names for
tho rest of tho war names that according
to you would bring luck, llko II. M. Battle
ships Unmanageable and Indlgostlblo down
to tho destroyers Imposslblo and Im
probable" "Aier you'vo got to admit that the Eng
lish noed a little luck, ain't It?" Blrsky
Bald.
"They ncod a llttio Gomothlng I don't
know what it Is," Zapp said. "All that
them English admirals and generals has
Doon doing slnco tho war started Is regret
ting to report At least ono or two of 'em
Is about duo to bo glad to Inform. At tho
uamo time, Blrsky, In my Judgmont none
of them countries up to date haa got away
with a clean enough victory to hang out
no much as a rod flannel undorshlrt over."
"But you also got to admit that tho Ger
mans mado a big victory of It there in tho
North Sea, Zapp," Blrsky said.
"Woll," Zapp said, "tho way victories is
worked nowadays, Blrsky, a man has got
to bo a victory oxport to toll ono, when ho
sees It, but as I understand tho matter,
when tho Kaiser got tho nowa over tho
phone, Blrsky, ho wasn't so tickled over It
neither."
" I couldn't hear a word you say,' ho
said, becausa tho volco at tho other end of
tho wlro seemed Indistinct ns of somo ono
sponklng through hair.
" 'Llston, Boss,' the volco rays, 'It's mo,
von Tlrplti. Could you como over for a
little whllo?'
" 'What's tho matter now?' tho Kalsor
says.
"'Well, I don't llko to toll you ovor tho
phone,' von Tlrplta says, and tho Kaiser
puts on his hat and coat.
"'Ea fehlt ntir tioci,' ho says to his wife.
Ho ain't satisfied that ho gets mo Into
troublo with Wilson, Mommer, tho SoMemiel
has got to win a naval victory yot'
"'Wouldn't you bo back for lunch?' nho
nsks.
"'How could I get back from WIlhelmB
haven for lunch?" tho Kaiser says.
"'And I was going to have somo real
tripe,' sho says, breaking Into tenrs. 'The
first meat wo'vo had slnco Bhovuos.'
. "'There, thero, It can't bo helped,' tho
Kalsor sayo, Jumping Into his machlno, and
when ho gets out at VlIholmshaven, a little
crowd is standing round a feller In an ad
miral's uniform, who Is laying exhausted In
a chair.
" 'Don't gather round him llko that,' tho
Kaiser says. 'Give, him air.'
" 'I did glvo him air,' von Tlrpltz says, 'I
fanned him and I fnnned him.'
" 'Did you try mathcmntla spirits of am
monia?' the Kaiser asks.
" 'Listen!' von Tirpltz says to tho crowd.
'Did I try mathematlo spirits of ammonlal
Ho's full from ammonia like nn artificial lea
plant.'
So tho Kalsor leans ovor tho admiral and
shakos him by tho shoulder.
"'Now quit that trembling and tell us
about tho victory,' ho says, and aftor a
whllo tho admiral pulls himself together.
" 'Wo won, ho says. 'Wo won by twenty
miles.'
"And tho Kaiser says: 'Woll,' ha Bays,
give tho school children a holiday nnd tell
von Itoventlow to announco that wo sunk
six English battleships of tho Im class, two
battleships of tho Urn class nnd ono super
dreadnought of tho In class.'
"'And how many cruisers, torpedo boats
and destroyers should ho say wo sunk?1 von
Tlrplta asks.
"'Lot him uso hid own discretion,' tha
Kaiser says, and so noon as von Itoventlow
hears that ho has a free hand, ho goes to
work and sinks tho Shark, tho Haddock,
the BluofUh, tho Mnatjes Herring, tho Ap
petltsltd and ten other crulsors of tho Fish
class, nnd from 21-A to 41-A of torpedo
boats In tho Party Wlro class."
"You are Judging this hero sea fight from
what the English Is giving out," Blrsky
commented.
"Oter a Stuck," Zapp declnrcd. "I am
Judging It according to the Law of Proba
bilities, which means that If two parties
toll different stories about the snmo
Oesohichte, Blrsky, tho chances Is a hun
dred to ono thnt they nro both lying. I
don't bellovo that the English sunk nil them
ships of tho Mineral Water class any moro
as I bellovo Germany's fish Btory nbout all
tho English crulsors she got away with,
ofcer when I read It In tho YorkvlUo Frclo
I'reaso and the Brooklyner .Vorcntloft
what n, dummcr Elel tho English admiral
was becauso during tho first part of tho
battlo when ho found himself fighting ono
to threo ngnlnBt tho Gormnns ho didn't
pesciioliwlt beat It away, y'understand, nnd
what a Bmart feller tho German admiral
was because in tho second part of the bat
tlo whon moro English boats como along,
ho turned nnd run for his life back to Wll
helmshavcn, understand mo, then nil I got
to Eay is, uirsKy. tnat in ordor to approve
of ovoryhody hnnglng out flngs for BUch a
victory you'vo got to bo In tho Hag nnd
bunting business selling principally to tho
German t'rndo."
'Mtur what did you oxpect tho German
admiral to do?" Blrsky asked. "Stay there
and let tho Kngllsh glvo him Jfofcfcas?"
"Did I say I expected such a thing of a
German admiral?" Zapp demanded. "From
an EngtlBh admiral Oder nn American ad
miral jcs,' (tier a Gorman admiral, that's
something clso n train. With our soldiers
nnd sailors, Blrsky, wo nln't looking so
much for Bpeed ns for endurance."
"Woll, tho way I boo this thing, Zapp,
tho Yorkvlllo i'Vuls 1'resse was right,"
Blrsky said. "Tho German admiral nl
ready won In tho first part of tho battlo)
why should ho wait to tako chances on tho
second part?"
"If you got them Idecs, Blrsky," Zapp
Bald, "you Hhould ought to run a School for
Card Players In tho Sunday edition of a
Gorman-Amorlcan nowspnpor. It goes llko
this:
Auction PlnoohlOt threo handed I A
B and C aro playing ton cents a hun
dred, Bpndos double At half past
nlno, A is ahead ten dollars, B and C
losing flvo dollars aploco, A wants to
quit, thoreby busting up tho gamo.
Can ho?
Answer: Why not?
Poker, six handed: A Is banker and
having sold for twenty-flvo dollars
checks, ho excuses hlmsolf to got a
drink of water. Six months later, ono
of tho players, meeting him In Chicago,
wants to break his neck or somothlng.
A, thoroforo, offors to compromise nnd
In tho mcantlmo to hold tho money as
a basis for negotiations. What do you
advlso?
Answer: It Is sometimes dono.
Pokor, sevon handed: A is doallng.
lie slips himself an aco off tho bottom
of tho deck nnd makes threo aces, there
by taking the pot. (a) What Is tho
penalty and (b) what becomes of tho
pot?
Answer: (a) Tho players congratu
late him In turn, beginning to the left
of tho dealer, (b) Ho koops It.
"Tho troublo with you Is you are preju-
MSSWUM Jim sMJ.
"IIo would think that murdering a friend under tho circumstances was the right tiling to do, even if his heart
wns breaking."
diced, Zapp," Blrsky said. "The Germans
In good sports tho samo llko nnybody else.
Look at tills hero German lieutenant which,
after he lost his ship and his food, ho
brought his men home from tho other sldo
of tho world, Zapp, llko It would bo n
mlraclo already. Did tho English' dono
something llko thls7 I nsk you? The fel
lor was a hero."
"Suro ho was," Zapp ropllcd, "abcr ho
was acting according to his own idecs,
Hirsky, and not following tho rules laid
down for him by the Gorman Government.
I nln't claiming that a German admiral
ain't such a good feller llko an English ad
miral oiler a. Fronch admiral. Tho chances
Is tho captain of tho submarlno which sunk
tho Lusltanla whon left to himself and not
working according to government Instruc
tions, is very fond of children and wouldn't
dronm of Bitting down In a subwav train
when ladles Is standing. Why, somo of
my best frlondo Is Germans, Illrsky, and
thoy aro welcomo In my houso llko they
would bo my own brothers up to tho tlmo
thoy go to work for tho Gorman Govern
ment, nnd thon I nm through with 'cm, bo
cause If tho Gorman Government thought
It was nocessary for tho success of tho war
to murder mo In my bod, y'understand, they
would pick out to do It n German friend
of mlno ns being tho most likely to catch
mo unawares. Furthermore, my German
friend, being a German, would not hesitate
for a moment. If his Government told him
to do It, ho would not only do it, but ho
would think that murdering a friend un
dor tho circumstances was the right thing
to do, even If his heart was breaking."
"A feller could got himself very un-
"When the Kaiser got the news
over the phono ho wasn't so tickled
over it, neither."
popular that way," Blraky commented,
"German or othorwlsc."
"I glvo you right, Blrsky," Zapp ngrood,
"but tho troublo with tho Germnns Is that
thoy couldn't boo It at all, and if tho mur
dered man's relations puts up a roar, which
cortalnly you couldn't blame 'em, thon the
Yorkvlllo Frelo Presto and tho Brooklyner
Jforxonb'nft says their relations wns preju
diced against tho German cause. Also that
they were bribed by England to complain
about It, and that they can call It murder
If thoy want to, hut Germany had tho first
Workmen's Compensation Act and Old Ago
Jnsuranco, and Just look nt Tammany
Hall."
"Well, Tammany Hall ain't nothing to bo
proud of, neither," Blrsky said.
"Suro I know," Znpp replied, "except
thot Tammany Hall Is systematized In A
number one stylo, Blrsky. From tho boss
down, they're nil working together for tho
Organization, nnd- whate-er their Knlser
I mean their boss directs tho rank and
fllo to do In tho way oft dirty work, BlrBky,
thoy do It llko good Germans I mean good
TanJmanylteH. It's funny that I should got
tho mombers of Tammany Hall mixed up
that way with subjects of tho Gorman Em
pire, bocnuse, after all, they'ro very dlffcren
In a number of ways. For Instance, a mom
ber of Tammany Hall never beefs about
how unpopular ho Is."
"And what nro tho other differences?"
Blrsky Inquired.
"I couldn't think of 'em offhand," Zapp
said.
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OBEYS !
Do YOU?
JNlews and Views or Farmer Smith's Raintow Glut
HOW TO SPEND THE SUMMER
Tt-nw Pliililmi.. T11. I...- ........j.! J -. ...... 1! e 41-- t- j. -X..A-
fcaoolrooni, but tho question.is going to como up: What am I to do?
Some of you aro going away. That's a good idea. You will meet new tieoDlo
OTfill tell you new things.
xiigni in tno middle oi your neaa is n centre called HOWE. When you livo
l homo a long tlmo thi3 centre gots tired. All tho blood goes there and you
;, MJ to get it away.
Take a trolley Tide whon you feel tired of home. Don't sav vou never tret
tired of homo, for if you get away you are always glad to got back, aren't you ?
- We noed a chango from everything. If wo think on ono subject, too long
RmakM us sad and morose,
I Loneliness, sadness, melancholy nil como from using ONE part of your head
fBtto exclusion of tho others. In short, thinking too much on ono subject.
I This summer try to do things you have not done in tho lost nine months
'M to please FARMER SMITH,
Children's Editor.
SOME ROYAL EASINESSES AND MIRIAM
Mistress Nature's
School
Open NOW!!
JIMMY MONKEY AND TIIE FLY
Ilv Fnrmrr Smith
Jimmy Monkey waa sitting under tho
itMo the other.
'jv? oaier which eye roes to sletp first?"
pair was asking himself, when SWAT!
' 52yv JlnlJny kPt on thinking.
izJSr d""' you go to sleep and find
ev. .. juwter i-iy, wno naa neara
kM Jimmy yma saying to himself.
'.. Tided M. 1I..4 Tl.. .- I 1 M
;" jres. in a little whllo Mister Fly
rr!Ml
f n you BaIeep y'tr
JUu m """"""" immy, pui i am almost
Mt this. MUUr Fly' forgot himself and
V..!? ,h ,IMl ot Jimmy's nose and began
wlnB hU tiny legs.
ttixSPY .bean to blow. Then SWAT I
' h.J ? io you xPct mo to go to sleep
I, m you are always bothering maT"
: ".'"'"alatheFly.
: St '.r "P tne Jungletown Publlo Hall
IW. before Jimmy finally went to
- fc h wok up. Mister Fly asked:
- wiTf you W W,,at madB you B0 t0
1 rulbf. """O Jimmy, "An Ugla-ma-br.v
.1"? ftn4 put a lnk Powder In
Stjr Ft 8n uBamalalumr asked
Jril2,I"p ana, flna out" WBS Jimmy's
& ff 8WAT at M,Bt-
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Pi. ou"n oi July dumber
B.iB4.r, ,juiy l tbt ..Fourth f j ,
Lyr of ti. ,.k ...
BUt in I " "PP'8""' "
IL.I. J" M mqcU Polbl your
IK.,. ' ",tU hor rtl. All .tori,,, com.
K .!!,. .V drowln "bout July 4
Ww !. B'ow Olub offlc. not later
K" " " Bn' '' wlu bo "dred
12? bucii,m, n,i ... .
m-f v ia or the pu.r.
Vs About Birds
V B ROBERT BEAUMONT-
it ; sj iss".-" hlr bath-
p'StirwaHftsejv,-;- -- v4...
A Rainbow Birthday Party
Described by ESTHER MILLBR,
Itoxborough.
I want to tell you about Bud's birthday
party. Ho is just 6 years old. Mamma
and Aunt Edith had the rooms decorated In
crepe paper, all the colors of the rainbow.
In the parlor they had strips of tho colors
slightly rolled from (he four corners ot the
room to tho light In the centre of the
room, and a small American flag directly
under the chandelier. They draped a large
American flag llko a curtain between the
dining room and parlor, and then the dining
room was decorated the same. They had
different colors hanging from the light,
right over tho centre of the table, and the
streamer separated the little guests. There
were 19 guests beside my Aunt Alma, from
Cheltenham, and mamma's Aunt Rae, from
Roxborough. Bud received many pretty
presents. Tho guests all went homo happy,
for they all said they nil had a dandy
time. O, I mutn't forget to tell you that
Thelma and Althea Baghurst each sen(
Bud a very pretty birthday card,
It lent our turn to talk, but we're going
to because wo want to say that was the
prettiest party we've hard about In a long
Whtle, ana WO nope Wll uuior tune ycuyio
will cut it out and save It so they, too,
may have a Rainbow party,
Things to Know and Do
V1A HANIFEN FUELLEfi,
BLKfS PARK
LJ
Take flva lines away and have three
squares left. (Sent in by Dan Davie, Pine
street)
FARMER SMITH,
EVBMINO LEDOint
I wish to become a roembsr of your
Rainbow Club. Please aend me a beau
tiful Rainbow Button free. I agree to
DOAUTOB KINDNESS EACH AND
EVERY DAY SPREAD A LITTLE
SUNSHINE ALL ALONG THE WAY,
Nam
Address
Ago ,
School I attend
Our Fostofflco Box
' Poor little Lily Altman, of Woodbine,
N. J., has had lots of trouble, and we know
you are going to feel sorry for her that
what happened did happen, and glad for
her that what happened wasn't worse. We'll
let Lily tell It herself: "LaBt Thursday,
at 2 o'clock In tha morning, my brother
emelled somo smoke and he came and
woke mother and me. Mother was afraid
If sho opened the 'door the flames would
burst In and catch on to our clothes, bo we
all got out on the roof and hollered 'Help I'
A man took mo down ; my brother Jumped,
and mother Jumped, too, and hurt herself
badly. She is getting better now. My
button got burned and I would like another
one." You shall certainly have "another
one," Lily, and we are very happy that
mother la getting better.
Anna Feldman, Market street) Jennie
Dorsey, South Mole street: Elliabeth Har
vey, Allentown, Pa,; II, Mlohrlna and Wil
liam Class, Orange street, write very appre
ciative letters for their Rainbow buttons.
MARY MABGARET MURRAY,
sTpPARK AVENUE
Branch Club News
For the last week mysterious letters post
marked Danville, Fa., have been coming to
the Rainbow offlce. They kindly asked that
we guess what U. L. meant. We were quite
at a Joss, but yesterday afternoon the mys
tery was cleared In the loveliest way
Imaginable I R. L. means "Rainbow Las
sies," and the "Rainbow Lassies" la a
branoh club founded in Danville by Cath
erine Murray.
In her announcement Catherine writes:
"The members of our club are Ruth Mar
tin, Isabel Martin. Cora Scott. Madeline
Foulk, Isabel McWilllama. Catherine Cols
man, Alice Derringer, ElUabeth Ryan, Helen
Murray and Catherine Murray, You will
receive a letter from tho "Rainbow Laulea"
once a week, telling of plans, We have a
lovely one In view. This olub Is a, surprise,
but It Js only one of a number that will
come from the "Rainbow Lassfes,"
Knowing Catherine as we do, we' know
the haa thought wisely and well before at
tempting to form a branoh club. Now that
the step is taken, we feel sure that she and
her little friends will leave nothing undone
to. make their branch as active and success
ful as any (hat have beta founded.
&&
w jm
MIT I AM LEA ANP BABY I PA MAES
CAMPEN
The "Wearing of the Button
By BERTHA CHILDS, Danville, Pa.
As I was walking down the street
On a very pleasant day,
I chanced to meet a Rainbow sweet
Coming the opposite way.
Ah, ybu may ask how did I know
A Rainbow on the street,
And I reply 'the reason why,
The Rainbow button I did spy.
Said T, to her, 4 truly see
That you have promised to be
Kind and good from day to day
A sunshine scatterer along the way.
Baseball Challenge
The 24 th Street Rainbows would like to
meet teams of isfto 14-year-old boys any
Wednesday afternoons.
IJonor Boll Contest
The prises for the week ending Jane
If were won, by the fallowing cblldrem
Eitello PoUihoIok, Woodbine. J. J
1 doUar.
Hoi Swarts, Bealah etreet, SO cents,
Arthur Smith, North ISth itreet, 88
cent.
Lily Altman, Woodbine, K. J., 15 cents.
Paulla Ilorowits, W(u Uoad. N, J.,
28 cents.
Dominie Ctsaro, Vltifcrald street, 28
centi.
MERCY ANNE PERKINS AT
BOARDING SCHOOL
Mercy Anno a "new" llttio country Blrl. has
nen sentenced to bed In the lnflrmnry for etenl
Li" "" and Incidentally hurtlnic her head.
P.P.? "5s Htln 'ho euenr by orders of the
otx Urent tiecrete a rln) nt "nM" .1.1.
endeavorlnu to tease her, but he refuses to
confess tholr part In the crime. However. Mies
Stone, the principal of tho school, discovers tho
truth, accidentally roadltiB a fow lines of a
letter which Mercy Anne has fallen nsloen
wrltlnir. Jerry I'attnn ono of tho nicest Blrls In
the "Six flreat Hecrets." has stolen up to tho
Infirmary to try to "make up." Hhe stands out
siao the door, waiting to screw up couraeo to
so In.
A footstep sounded down tho hall. Jerry
had no choice Sho opened tho door quick
ly and went In.
"Mercy Anne," sho faltered.
"What what Is lt7" answered Meroy
Anne, rushing back to tho day world with a
shock.
"I brought you a piece of cake," and
sho produced the crumbled offering with
diffident hands.
"And I I came to say I'm sorry about
about that you wero caught and hurt your
head." Her loyalty to tho "Six Great
Secrets" did not allow her to lay blame
on them.
Mercy Anne sighed bitterly, '1 guess
It's too late to be sorry. I think I'm going
home."
"Homo!" exclaimed Jerry,
"Yes," said Morcy Annej "this morning
Miss Nettles told me nlmost that." To bo
suro, Miss Nettles had threatened vaguo
awful things which to one unused to
boarding-school tactics meant only expul
sion. "They can't, thoy won't." Jerry could
scarcely realize. "I'm going to toll them
the truth. I'm going right down now
and she turned, rushed to the door and
bumped square Into Phoebe, tho first hall
maid,
"A note for MIsb Mercy Anne," said
Phoebe when sho had gathered her wits,
and, handing It to the little girl, she went
out, mutterlngly blaming Jerry for the col
lision. "Walt, Jerry." said Mercy Anne, trem
blingly; "maybe maybo It's I'm expelled."
Slowly she opened It and read. Then
she gave a little scream of delight.
"Jerry," she cried, "read It I"
And Jerry read.
Dear Mercy Anne A broken head la
enough of punishment without staying In
bed to think about it. Qet up and come
down to your dinner. And remember, little
Mercy Anne, tho dining room is the place
to eat, not the pantry at II o'clock 1
Let's forget nil about It and spend our
time mending the broken headl
MISS STONE.
And Mercy Anne did "get up" and "come
down" to dinner, and she eat next to Jerry
Patton and talked the whole meal through I
(A following episode In Mercy Anne's life
will appear In next Saturday's Evbkimo
Ledoer.)
A Poor Little Boy
By MARY WRIOHT, Spring City, P.
Once upon a tlmo there was a little boy
who sat In school with neither shoea nor
stockings on, he had on a torn shirt, too.
The principal of the school was very
much Interested In this boy, so one day he
came In the schoolroom and he (the princi
pal) bad a ten dollar bill In his hand. He
held It up and said, "Whoever can get this
without standing on hla tiptoes may have
It"
The poor little boy did not move. The
principal came to him and said, "Son, why
don't you moveT"
Tne little boy looked shamefacedly at his
torn clothes and then the principal under
stood. He.tave the poor child the inoaay.
SOLEMN THOUGHTS AND MERRY!
"tome e
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A Worthy Motive
Marion was saying her prayers. "And
please, Qod," she petitioned, "make Boston
the capital of Vermont"
"Why, Marlon," said her shocked mother,
"what made you say thatT"
'"Cause," she answered, "I made it that
way in my 'lamination paper today nn' I
want it to be right"
The "National" Smile
One Ilome of Our Sailor Lads
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