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WHEN SOME FELLERS TELL YOU ABOUT THE EXERCISE THEY ARE TAKING
THEY ACT LIKE THEY JUST GIVE $100,000 TO THE BELGIAN RELIEF FUND"
And," Continues Zapp,
"Packing and Ship
ping Goods Is a Great
Deal Like Playing
Gollef It Exercises
Every Part of the
Body But the Head" .
By MONTAGUE CLASS
"I Got No Kick Abo& Gollef,"
Ho Concludes. "If My Com
petitors Only Devoto Endugh
Time to It, Birsky, I am Satis
fied' Tho Whole Discussion
About "Gollef" Becomes
Hopelessly Entangled With
Magazine Stories, Business
Affairs and the Social Condi
tions of New York's Washing
ton Square
ILLUSTRATIONS BY BRINGS
TT7HAT are you fooling aay your time
VY rending that itachahovott" Louis
Birsky, tho real estater, exclaimed as he
seated himself opposite Harriott Zapp In
Waaeerbauer'a Restaurant.
"That'j what Otd Man Zeppelin used to
nay," Harnett Zapp, the waist mnnufac
turr, replied us he laid down the current
leiue of Sultry Stories. "Every once In a
'white he would find his youngest son, Pin
ejus Zeppelin, reading- a dime novel and ho
would catch him a Patch on the ear and
ask him what would become of him, and
that he had a kind father nnd a good
( mother and this Is the way he repays them,
and to. look at his brother, Slg, which never
read nothing but the papora and now runs
one of the biggest Kolonlalwaren, delica
tessen and fine Grocery stores In Immen
dlngen, Wurtamburg, whereas Plncus Zep
pelin couldn't forgat the time he fooled
away over 'Ned Harrington, tho Doy Avi
ator,' in the "Ned Harrington' sorlea till It
affected his mind, Birsky. He becomes craty
on tho subject of airships and before he
recovers his senses, y'understand, he stands
a dhow to get away with anywheres from
ten to twenty mjlllon dollars."
"You are talking now from ono single
for-'natance out of hundreds," Blraky ob
jected, "aber the shoe could pinch on tho
other foot, too, Zapp. If I would read, for ex
ample, In a, 10-cent mag&slne that Ned
Carruthera' uncle left htm (2,000,000 profits
from the Cruller Trust and Ned wouldn't
take a cent of the money on account It
was tinted from being ground q,ut of the
blood of working women which has got to
sit and see their husbands die because
tlieie" Isn't so much an a ,cruller In tho
house, and that's tho wny Old Man Car-
ruthers Steel Trap Carruthers they used
to call him on the Cruller Exchangt-nade
his money, y'understand, reading such
Machshovas couldn't do me no harm, Zapp.
It wouldn't make me turn down any
15,000,000 legacy from my uncle, even
jf Jhpjigh as a reward I might stand a show
to marry a girl with 15,000,000, the way
Ned Carrutnera did in tho story, because.
In the first place, Zapp, such things only
haooen In stories, and In the second nln.ee.
supposing I had an uncle, the chances If'
that up to thj day of my death he would
bo tchnorring from mo 1 10 a week to keep
him out of a PJome for tho Aged, y'under
stand, and that at ray funeral he would
go round telling how for years ho begged
mo J shouldn't make a god out of my
stomach, while I let my own mother's
brother practically starve So you soe,
''Zapp, reading such a story ain't going to
make me lose nothing but my time and 10
Cents for the magazine. Zapp, aber you
'
"Ned wouldn't take n cent of tho money on account it wns tinted."
take here the other day a lady which lives
over In Brooklyn and rents for a few dol
lars a week a furnished room, y'understand,
and the poor woman actually has got an
uncle die on her and leave her $200,000,
Zapp." )
"Sebichl" Zapp exclaimed. "It must of
upset her something terrible."
"Ordinarily it wouldn't," Btraky agreed.
"The chances Is she would of got Just as
muth pleasure out of such a thing Us you
and me, Zapp, If It wasn't that aho read
this here Steel Trap Carruthers story, Zopp,
nnd what does she do, Zapp, she turns
around and goes t6 work and refuses to
take the 1200,000 on account It la tinted
It seems, Zapp, her undo was In tho second
mortgage business and could be persuaded
to once In a while accept a bonus over
6 per cent, per annum, and also occasion
ally foreclosed for nonpayment of principal
tho samo like other dealers In second mort
gages In and out of magazine atorles, the
only difference being that In stories. Zapp,
all property under foreclosure Is owned by
wldders with small children, while In real
life nine times out of ten the defendant Is
for example tho Klotaplck Construction
Company Harris Klotz, president; Jacob
Pick, vice president nnd treasurer, and It
they decide to let the foreclosure BUlt go
to a sale, all them two fellers Is got left
In the world Is a million dollars' worth of
Improved property around Riverside drive
and 86th street. But this hero lady In
Brooklyn refused to take the money, Zapp,
becauso she read the magazines so long
that sho didn't bellovo in real llfo no more."
'Neither does a whole lot of other peo
ple," Zapp declared, "editors of papers, for
example. Every New York nowspaper ed
itor has got an Idea that anyhow IE per
cent, of the Lcute which lives In New York,
or 600,000 people, takes such a big Inter
est In gollef, y'understand, that It's neces
sary to got onco a week a funny gollef
picture done by the newspaper's cartoonist.
Now, aB audi a cartoonist Is paid a salary
equivalence to the Proildont of tho Jlnlted
States, supposing Mr. Wilson also rccolved
a royalty of 10 per cent on tho rights to
reproduce In moving pictures as comics the
carylngs-on of the Senate nnd House of
Representatives, y'understand, take ono
seventh of such n cartoonist's salary, Birsky,
and It makes gollef a very expensive game
for a newspaper, even supposing It was as
popular as tho editor ncblch thinks it Is.
Howover, Birsky. It you was an editor
and was able to read all tho magazines free,
you wouldn't act no dlfferenoely, because it
don't make no difference If a SchHtatcller
Is writing a love story, a business story, a
detecatlvo story oder a Bea story, he thinks
ho must got to ring in something nbout
gollef, the Idoo being to make the rest of
the story sound more refined and give peo
plo the Impression, that although writing
under an nllas ho Is really Mlshtwcha to
the Astors and VanderlilltB "
"What Ih thcrT so bckovet about playing
gollef?" Birsky asked.
"Well, for one thing, It's taking exer
cise," Zapp continued, "which taking exer
cise Is considered such a MUivah nowa
days, Blraky, that when some fellers tell
you about the exorcise they nro taking,
y'understand, thoy act like they would bo
admitting that they Just give a hundred
thousand dollars to tho Belgium Relief
Fund "
"If taking exercise is such a wonderful
tiling," Birsky said, "a rhlpplng clerk must
be n big Txadek already "
"He Is Just such a Txadek as a gollef
player Is, anyhow," Zapp said, "because
packing nnd shipping goods la n great deal
like playing gollef, Birsky. It exercises
every part of' tho body except the head
the only difference being that gollef couldn't
bo dono In such close quarters as shipping
goods. A gollef grounds Is about tho slzo
of a New York Assembly District, and when
a hundred fellers plays on it at ono time,
y'understand, thcy'ro nlrcndy terrible
crowded, which you can figure to yourself,
Birsky, if ns many as 600,000 Now Yorkers
played gollef, they would require within
commuting distance of Times Square a
piece of land equal to Malno, New Hamp
shire, Massachusetts, Vermont and tho
Northern Tier Counties of Pennsylvania."
"And yot you say people gets good idees
out of magazine stories," Blraky com
mented. "I Bald they got Idees," Zapp admitted,
"but not always GOOD Idees. For In
stance, when them mining peoplo run off
that strike thero In Colorado, they got
their (decs from a serial Btory by tho name
'Tho Guilty Dollar,' which at tho time ho
bought it the magazine editor said was ter
ribly exaggerated, because In this day and
generation, y'understand, when a million
aire has got sense enough to make a hun
dred million dollars In platinum llko Sen
ator Carruthers Stoel Trap Cnrruthors
they used to call htm on tho Platinum Ex
change It stood to reason that ho wouldn't
Btand for his associates sh6otlng down
Btrlkers and their wives and children In
cold blood, Birsky. Tho magazine owner
also says to the author that he pught to
bo ashamed to write a story where an
American mlno owner paid foreign mine
workers such a miserable wages, y'under
stand, and that for writing such an exag
gerated and untrue Btory he couldn't glvo
the author the regular amount for tho story,
but paid him ?3& for It, which tho author
figured was at tho rate of 6 cents an hour
for his work. Later the magazine owner
got to Jlko the Btory better, so naturally
.. linn ttiBm fnnvn ttn tn1n, nAnl. ..!.
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on tho front page of tho magazine that
Tho Guilty Dollar' Is a marvelous, grip
ping, genius-Inspired story Vf the Iowa
Platinum Mines, y'understand, and Ii a
H-JnafAKlt, nti.1 AnMirnla efli.lir nt tllA tlFOD
Vm of mining capital and labor, verttehst
du mtoh, they want to find out what it ib
ttbout. First, tho acting general manager
reads It nnd says to the second assistant
vice president what some people wouldn't
do for money! And to make a note In the
story they used mnchlne gun dn tho strik
ers. ( When the second assistant vice presi
dent got through with It, lie snld that fl
feller who could imagine sum a roixen
state of affairs In any big Industrial
community wns a tiger In human form and
mads a memorandum of tho bull ring Idee,
the shutting off of supplies to tho strikers,
Inrludlr; milk for their babies, and ono or
two other pointers nbout strikes, nnd then
ho passed It on to the head actuary and
says to him that no wonder peoplo hated
the trusts when such lies were allowed to
be printed nbout them, nnd that he should
look ovor tho story and report tomorrow
morning nt tho InteBt what could bo done
to equalize the wages of the foreign mine
laborers out In Colorado with tho foreign
mlno laborers In the story."
"Aber don't peoplo get no good Idees
out of magazlno stories?" Birsky asked
"Well," Zapp Bald, "I myself got a
couple designs for waists from magazine
covers and I flgurod I made B per cent, of
the regular cost of the garment or the
goods I didn't uso in the neck nnd sleeves"
"You could of made more thnn tint If
you would be ns annraa tit mit dres goods
as the nrtlsts that draws Borne magazine
pictures," Blraky Bald. "Ifa lady would
select tho kind and amount of clothes that
some magazine artists thinks plenty sunv
dent for their pictures, and If eIio would
wear such clothes on frlfth avenue, Zapp,
Wore the patrol wagon arrives, Bho would
"attlact a crowd of 20,000 people."
"But there wouldn't bo no magazine
readers among them." Zapp retorted. "Tho
magazines has given peoplo very liberal
ldecii In tho matter of dress and etiquette,
Birsky. Yes, Birsky, a lot of peoplo has
changed their ways of living from reading
magazine storleB Some of. 'em moves Into
other neighborhoods on nccount of It. Take
for Instance Sam Znrodnlk, of Zarodnlk &
Karpan, In tho fur business, and Snm tello
mo ho Is going to movo from Sth street to
26th Btrcet"-
"It's funny how people changes," Birsky
said "Ten years ago when Zarodnlk &
Karpas slgnod checks, Karpas wroto tho
Znrodnlk and tho Karpas nnd It was as
much ns Sam could do to write the 'and.'
Yet nowadays that feller Is reading mag
azines yet."
"What nro you talking, nonsense Sam
9 Hlft
i SJ
"Always drawing pictures from n young man in full dress suit."
"Spectacles ain't a matter of eye
sight ho more."
Zarodnlk reading mngazlnes?" Zapp ex
claimed "Sam couldn't even read olectrio
signs In words of one syllable, llko 'Lunch
and 'Cafe.' I said he was moving -away
from 8th street on account of other peoplo
reading magazlno stories, Birsky, which If
you read anything from magazines, Birsky,
you would know It that ovory magazine
has tsit In It at least two stories where
tho sccno Is laid in a studio close to Wash
ington square, and what nearly happens
In them studios, according to the stories,
Birsky, 1ms created such" a demand for
studios close to Washington square that
all tho furriers and cheap clothing con
tractors has got to -novo away from thero;
and the old, run-down houses they used to
occupy is being made over Intp studios and
filled with magazlno renders at rentals
which a furrier or a clothing contractor
would consider high for a sprinkled fire
proof loft with two elevators and llglrpoo.
three sides."
"Aber what does all the peoplo want
studios for?" Birsky asked. "They ain't
artists, are thoy?"
"Listen, Birsky' Zapj! said. "If all the
people which rented studios In New York
was nrtlsts, y'understand, 'tho competition
In the picture painting bualness would.-make
the cloak and suit bualness look llko It
was run by n virtuous monopoly. As a
real estater you Bhpuld know It, that from,
reading magazine stories' a lot of people
has come to consider as a studio any cold
water flat above tha third floor without
elevator servico aftd within 10 blocks fit
Washington Bquarc, nnd In changing over
such flats Into studios, Birsky, tho only
decorating that tho landlord must do Is to
ralso the rent from ?20 a month up to JG0,
a month, payable strictly In advance." . a
"Well," Birsky commented, "It's tlmo
somebody dono something for tho ,real
ostato business In New York."
Zapp disregarded tho Interruption, i A
17, ,."' i'wimu heib irom man.
zlne fiction," he continued, 'Is that iiw.
tacles aln,'t a matter of eyesight no tnore.1
uuoivy. xiiojf oiihb unucr me nead o!
clothing, and a young feller that reads tin"
stories In an un-tn-tlntn minih. -..
consider himself practically naked If h
was seen on mo sirceLs witnout his rubber
tired spectacles. Then, again. In form.
times a young feller was lucky If he fcaj JM
three nultn nf nlnthnn. v'nnilaHta.j. ti- Y.W
working- Clothes, his best clothes ad awjt V
of clothes ho kent to cm flnhlrtfr In ims... ' i
Ing ho over did go fishing ater ho-muUjs
not nlona does young fellers like ip act
I
In rinl ItfA lllcn thn vnuncr tVHarn In. ...
nvlna alnrlfla Vittt tViAf nlxn j i
llko the illustrations. An up-to-iaU youo ''
n
i
feller has got n different suit of cIouim is
fnp BVMtf nnrnnsA mnHnnail tn .. w.m.i.
story, oven If he has to go without. lanehM
to do It. Yam Ttlrftkv. thA monifhi rt!t
which Is always drawing pictures from t ''J
young man in a iuu areas suit, a aiumr ' j
or a tuxedo leaning over -a grand plug ,
while a lady Is playing her hardest to ke , ';
the blood circulating so she wouldn't freM '
from thj waist up, y'understand, auca i "
magazine artist Is doing more to nuh r '
-youpg men who ore good dreasera n!, jj
cneuno, ganvcr ino pony cun ana pnttuatn
double-double entry than all tha pool rcojai,'
race trackn, poker games and rouletu'' !
wheels In America." - t
"Then, after all, Zapp," Blraky utj,
"magazine stories has a bad Influence ,
"Not on tho dress suit, tuxedo and .cot- ,fi
nwav business." Zann renlled. "nor enlhi T-
.,,thAT..4lr.il MiAAlnfila Klielna.a .Alffcf '7.
"And how about gollef?" Blraky (iked.
"I got no kick about gollef, Birsky,"
Zapp concluded. "If my competitors onlT
devote enough time to It, Birsky, I am al
iened.'"
KEEP ON
FIRING LINE!
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?
Children Dear The other day a kind gentleman told me ho read these
' talks with a great deal of interest and that he thought I must hava been "at it"
a long time. '
There are many writers, but the successful writer is tho We who finds
his right place in the world and sticks to it.
If I should tell you that I have been earning money by writing for almost
80 years, you would say: "That is a long time."
And you woujd'be right.
BUT, during all that time I have been doing a lot of things which have
nabled me to become a children's editor and to KNOW what YOU want. It
is not a question of what I want or what I like to write about, for I would
much prefer to write novels and stories about tramps.
BUT when I write a beautiful novel, reach around and pat myself on the
back and send it to an editor, back comes a letter something like this:
"Dear Farmer Get back to your children's stories. We regret that we
wmnot accept your novel."
What am I to do?
How long docs it take? Just a lifetime and that is all. Every day wo
learn something. Every day letters pf helpfulness come to aid in the great
work of entertaining you and making you THINK FOR YOURSELF.
Yes, it takes a long time to be a writer and a longer time to be a children's
ditor. BUT IT PAYS, for when the end of the year comes, you can tuck
yourself in your bed and think, as you doze off to sleep, "I HAVE MADE AT
LEAST ONE CHILD HAPPY THIS YEAR."
It is wonderful, yes, wonderful.
FARMER SMITH,
Children's Editor, The Evenino Ledceh.
HISTEH ELEPHANT'S EYESIGHT
By Farmer Smith
"I have finished waahlng tha -dlahaa,"
mid. Jllater Elephant to his good wife ono
day,
"That's, good," answered Missus Elephant.
Pleas don't Interrupt me It's very
td. I have finished washing the dishes
fcn4 1 want to ask If I may go down town
lor v. few minutes." Mister Elephant looked
longingly ot his wife.
"Yes, if you hurry back. J want you to
litlp me mov the piano," replied Mlau
Klepbant Whenever she had nothing for
aver ood husband to do she always had him
jnoye the piano. Many was tha tlmo he
,. wanted to do something and she would
B&ke him stop and move the piano up
ttaira or down, as the case might be.
V?U, Mbjter Elephant hurried down
town an when ha got half way who should
he M but Jimmy Monkey. "JleUo! you lit
tle rascal. What are you up to now?"
Jtauny had nothing to dV and o he
tfeQVht he would hav som fun WW the
H fellow Ho turned his head slowly and
Staked at th.a sky. "Do you see that
""V"?!, I that cloud," Said MUter
toofeant, slowly.
"WeH,s right on tie lip pf that cloud la
tari dainty fly and ha is crawunsr along
f , MW fam Binjr Ohv difcr ma ! II la
AkMiM fema&f Jbnmv lh llttl fly la
mijj&S Uh jfere k iftl Bleat od th
Sure enough 1 Right on tha tip of Jimmy's
pose there was a fly.
"How do you know that Is the same
fly!" aeked jfmmy, aa he gave the little
thing a vicious swat I
"How dare you aak such a question?
Why, Jimmy Money, I saw him fall at
least X thought I did."
"My, what eyealghtl" said Jimmy.
"Vm," replied Mister Elephant, "but YOU
saw him flrat." v
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Things to Know and Do
1. What river In the United States is a
bay In the northern part of Canada?
2. Describe In 25 words "A Sunny Morn
ing." ,
3. Mike three words out of together
(for little folks).
"HAPPY HEARTS AND HAPPY PACES"
FAHMEU SMITH.
Evening tbdobbi
I wUhj to become a member cf your
Rainbow! Club, Please aend me a beau
tiful Rainbow' Button free. I agree to
DO A UTTLE KINDNESS EACH AND
EVERY DAY SPREAD A L.ITTLB
SUNSHINE ALL ALONO THE WAY,
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Baseball Challenge Exchange
Joseph Dagoatlna Sir: The J.ive Wire
Class of the Crozer Baptist Sunday School
would Ilk to arrange a game with your
team for any Saturday aftar this, or any
Holiday. Decoration uay afternoon would
suit us very well. We have ' our own
ground! and will pay half expenses for
ten players. Yours truly, Howard Illght.
Darby, Pa,
Junior Scores
BASEBALL.
R.H. B.
Addison Bt. Rain. S 1 1 100 03 0 1 8! 21
Odd Nine 200 00200 26 99
Umpires Franks and a rooms.
R.H.B.
Woodbine R. Stars 0 0 0 0,5 0 2 0 2 9 17 8
Woodbine Npnes'h 00Q020Q2 4 88
Captain laraennan and Brator.
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DODGE BALL, ,
-E. M Stanton School.
Room 9 wins by forfeiture.
Room 8 loses by forfeiture.
Room If.-.........,-...., , 9 points
Room 1 . , 4 points
MILLIARDS,
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Honor Roll Contest
The U for Ute beat aniurcra t "Tblnaa
to Muow and Va" tor the week endln M&r
itU Mte wen by the followliu ehlUr.m
lUitb Crowtber, K1U trt 11.00
uvmiif iuevriucr, j4. ivcvuuurriaua
tsrrcf
ltowuru CaaUAi
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Aiutln Church.
Jehu llaic, vlaa street
Me.ner, Kant We.tmorelaud
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a. Camoen , , .83
lurch. Maucb Cbnok, ra..,,, .is
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A Rainbow "Yell"
"Bigger than a, rat-trap, bigger than a cat.
trP,
Boom, bang) Rainbow gangf'
This is a "yell" I made up on our way
home from the Rainbow picnic, and we
sat it all tb way back to .town.
" ML.YAI.TMANr
,. WpsdWa. a, j
A Homemade Rainbow
Sent In by CHARLES )VEI8DERO.
Do the members of the Rajnbow Club
want to see something nice? Well, then take
a circular piece of cardboard and draw on
it three lines that wfll cross each other In the
centre of (he-cardboard. Do the same on
the other side. Fill In the parts formed by
tho lines with colors In crayon or paint In
the following order; Red, white, blue, yel
low, purple and orange. Now make two
holes In the centre of the cardboard, draw
a atrlng through both of them and tie tha
ends. Put your hand In both loopof the
string, swing the circle a few times and
begin, pulling gently to and fro with the
hands. The cardboard will twh-1 around and
Uen you will see a rainbow on the card
MERCY ANNE AT BOARDING SCHOOL
TF TubbyM get oft that bed and fix her
JLhalf of the room thero'd be plenty of
places to alt down." It was Mary Develle
that spoke, as she picked up a black hair
ribbon and throw It with a disgusted air
at the chubby figure that was lolling
luxuriously on a carefully made bed,
The day was Saturday, tho hour "pick
up time" on overy corridor In Miss Stone's
school. r
The special hurriedly called meeting of
"The Six Great Secrets" was about to be
In session.
"Girls," began Jerry at last, "we've got
to do something about Mercy Anne .Per
kins. She's, been here just a week and
during, all that time we've been as mean
as as anything to her and "
"Why, she's too silly to notice It," pot In
May Belle. "All she does Is keep her mouth
open like she's catching flies. Why "
"She was smart enough," broke in Jerry
heatedly, "to aave us all from belngcaught
tho night we tried to fool her with the
ghost, and Bhe was smart enough to tell
me and you too, that the Battle of Hast
ings waa in 1088."
"Yep-p,'; yawned Tubby from the depths,
of a down nullt. "I was In on that, too I
didn't know Hasting was a battle till she
told me." t
"Humph, trying to show off Just because
she knows a little English history," sneered
May Belle.
"Well," said Jerry, "I don't think" she's
showing oK. and I aay we take her in."
"Whatl'' exclaimed May .Belle, who bo
It known had been taken Into the "Six
HrAfll annrAfa" litff n oVinrt fhreA flftTB 1X0.
A young lady who speaks carelesaly of S
thousands here and thousands there f4
I.UII owciuil 1VI III liiuiuiovo v. .wv -. --
uii yucius is not 10 ua luuurcu.
"Take her Into he 'Six Great Seerer
"Why-ee, Jer-ry," exclaimed Katjfledri, la
a rebuking tone.
Hastllv Jerrv overtook herselt "I I
didn't meUn exactly that," she expUInd
In a rather Injured tone. In truth, she im
meant exactly that. "I thought mayle wj
thought came to her rescue. "You ,
girls, the third amendment to wecwraj"
tlon tho one that you wrote. May Btnti
"Why, of course." shrieked May Ball
delightedly, in a second her prejudice aa
pletely drowned In the enthualasm of MW
Amendment three to the constitution (',
Vi "Civ ni.nt CAfritta" rAad! "Any affll- Wi
ment about taking In new girls shall Mr
through n'trial by Are, to b PInn4;,fl
ino wrjier 01 ino mnoiiui,o.. -. - -- r
mlttee." . v . '
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T?e committee. seK-oppoii. ''.-'..iy
silent long. Suggestions were PMJwgi
Out of the mlx-up of them all thwa"1"
developed one plan that was generally
solemnly agreeo upon. aM .BBi
A pnrty was to be given, and Mtrcy W
was to be watched as an Invited "
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By'EUzabeth and Isabel McNamara.
Jn back of out hoOse there la a large
cherry tree. A few days ago we heard
something like a knocking pn this tree
We stopped to look and there In the tree
waa a little bird with a red head pecking a
hole in th treo. After it went away we
looked at the hole and found It aa round aj
If it war carved. It waa. the "redheaded
woodpecker" that had been there.
Another noted bird is tha robin. Even If
It does steal cherries It pays tip for It by
keeping insects out of the garden. The robin
U of darn hue with a red breaat Here are
tha names of thr bird. Will sots cf tha
mwnbors try. to guesa them;
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