a J tiVBiUftii LJiJDIillt ttlLXLADluhVUlA, 0. 1jibJJAV, MAif, 0, ma. i DNTE CRISPEN Wie Sexyuel) fRemark&bWStorjKof the Millionaire-Hero's Adventures OliD GARRY COLM SB XI Continued ;WalW I have no cause "-plaint." explained Monte as flouted ft pe6!al needle, VuAb JlwtWnjrtt Vif Wnere i n w'i iSTthe different voices! taraln& U " , cars. Is a future LTTdom thla profit you?" rCrlspeti. Mecnanics i my SJSmike a ml "War of It all In Kiel QT?,nta?? f .""".,1 V."nt Bflftfilflt a worth knowing repr. Ows researcn. i?:itR.!0rman. 'Tou ; d.c ...wT.., - . .,..,. (Of tne aimcuiiy m unv. ...- "?.. m nrhT "Now the ranee !Jo lco measured In vibrations l"" 11 e n 78. The fewer W r. .twner the tone. For- , Sihuman tar Is higher-geared I w nun. -.-Infer frnm 31 Mr o"d up to" 32.788 vlbra, TO. nt an hour to learn those LTio n bet on ,th?lr M1? .i nrlorhone. concisely stated. PLnlcat spllclnr, a cache or res '."TTz:.. ..nwnrv voices and absent F-ntVclrc- vibrations and de. p l 2 ,Y1... lb4 Jtiwn on. iov. ,,. mn flDPCtacuiar iiouriBii x.j mrlnn and the reproduc- EgS lUrted. the effect being the ?7j ,. nutlet of the reservoir," ?!, waving his hand at tho ma !lt in wots, I admit Still, the U k.d to travel about 500 fcot rSt were registered. Human ears ntlonal peneraviuu mn i.cwmh the different personalities behind ...a- Af words and sounds, for the r t Worthless unless the blU of I toffvtrsullon aro assigned to dafl- kWhJuuil. ' WstenI that high- m! nliio recordophono voices can- fv-jued as evldenco In a criminal L-.1t.. irrtted tho Federal lnves- rW present only," said Monte. "In ttrr time me sworn testimony 01 loleeljt' will be as clinching, and itfter as that of a handwriting r . . Mea the record over again slowly, Httlir himself under the lamp scrlb lodthnimDcr pad. He remarked that afnnattons promised a, real value TiMljntd. Here Is what he wrote: t'flfallP'THUMP . . como . . In . . k , goes . . It . . 3c . . BooI BUfiRnR . . shut , . that . . window , , ill . . right . . your . . excellency E , DISO . . why . . didn't . . DING . . ".J IMP. . UiftU . . our . . appoint- st D1NO-. . been . . busy . . , . DDfO . .trisht . . here .. DINO .UnrasMf-DINO . . tho . . money , DlNO . . how . . much . . more . . tent. . enough . . for . . rent . . 01 ,, tan. ., KEItFLUMP .. what'a maw . peopio upaiuira iignt SCRATCH . . thanks . . any . . trace . tu (8 J , ,.np . . damn . . queer . . M.U .iLorajo . . :od,. . scared , . mm -4 in Kensington . he . . cleared , , out . , perhaps , . DANQ.. what's ,, tip ,t somebody i going , , out . , where . . Is , . tho , , transformer . , you . , used , . shipped .It . . to . . Chicago . , that's ,( good . when . . Is . . the . labor . , meet ing . Saturday . . night , . hers , are . the . resolutions . . very . good . your . , excellency . . THUMP . i beer . . Is . , on , . Ice . . Mr. , i Brlccone . . who , . Is . . she . , only . .my . . housekeeper . don't . . get. . excited . ( Count . i no . , names . . please . . 77 . . then . . that's , . better . , nerves . . I , , guess . , HONK HONK . . good . . night . use . . side . . door . . BANG . . Monte stopped the machine and handed the memorandum to the Investigator. "Looks like anothor cryptogram?"' eald Agent IC "It Only lacks punctuation," said Monte. "Fortunately these voices are pitched far apart and my oars are keen enough to arrange the dialogue. As for the Inter ruptions designated THUMP-THUMP, DING, BANG, etc, I shall employ my Imagination." "How many peoplo.were talking?" "Three, two men and a woman. The high-pitched nasal voice of Brlccone I will designate X, the low, gutteral voice Y and the shrill, feminine voice Z. 1 will keep the machine running until I get tho entire conversation dialogued, and tho Interrup tions accounted for." . Monte did so. After a few minutes ho had reduced tho spoken record Into this written form: , nCCORDOPHONB TRANSCB.IPT. (Rap on the door.) X Como In. Y How goes It, 35? X Good. (A passing wagon rattles on the cob blestone.) Y Shut thnt wlndowl X All right, your excellency. (Clock begins to strlko tho hour of 8.) Y Why didn't you keep our ap pointment? X Been busy right here. Y I brought tho money. , X How much? Y More than enough for rent of hall. (Nofso of something dropping) Y What's that? X People upstairs. Light? (A match is struck evidently for a smoker.) Y Thanks. X Any trace of 68? Y--No. JftpDamn queer. Y That Chicago Job scared him; ho cleared out. X Perhaps. (A door slams ) Y What's up I X Somebody going out. Y Whoro is the transformer you used? X Shipped it to Chicago. Y That's good. Whon Is tho labor meeting? X Saturday night. Y Hero are the resolutions X Very good, your excellency. (Rap on tho door.) Z Tho beer Is on Ice, Mr. Brls cone. Y Who h she? X Only my housekeeper. Don't get excited Count Y No names, please. X 77 theh. YThftt's better. NervM, I guess. (A motor car horn from the street.) Y Good night. X Use side door. CA door Mams) Agent K gave a cry of wonder as his ginned ran down tho transcript. "The big news Is that Brlccone burnt out our fmnll dynamo motors," ho gasped. "I uas right." "Thero Is bigger Information than that in yesterday's sound catch," said Monte, patting tho machine with manifest af feotlon. "What?" "For ono thing tho coming labor meet ing of my employes. I am going to be there myself with a whole box of sur prises, Seems to me the time has come to pull tho drop on Brlccone." Monte then worked out tto moro tran scripts from the next following cj Under. One was a record 6f four voices, Hrlccone nnd throo dlssnttsfled foremen from tho Big Four (for whom, tho housekeeper put the beer on tho Ice). It showed Brlccone urging his callers to get out a good attend ance for the Saturday night meeting Tho othor was a record of Brlccone playing a violin. "Every coarse naturo has Its tender side," commented Monte. ''Brlccono ap pears to be a first-class amateur violinist." "Whoever la 77, this voice Y?" asked Agent K before lealng. "He is tho Intermediate scoundrel, the main pivot upon which Hochmolster turns his pawn. Now hang on to yourself for I am going to give you the real big news. I recognized that Y voice; I havo heard It before." "No!" ."Yes. It Is the voice of tho man who called me on tho telephone last November nnd arranged for the ealo to mo of tho documents stolen from Hochmelstor's black portmanteau It confirms what I have long suspected." "What have you suspected?" "That this Count, 77, the man with tho black whiskers I saw at the Beading Terminal or whoever ho Is, thought ho Bold mo a goldbrlck, nnd knew nothing of the cryptic cross being attached to tho documents. No man signs his own death warrant; BuppIIes eWdonco against him self." "Truo enough." "I am comlnced tho man who checked over to me tho sheaf of documents from tho portmanteau cither mtsicd that little sheet of gray notepaper, on which was typed tho crytlc cross, or else " Monte paused, and put both of his hands on tUo other's shoulders. "Well?" said Agent K. "Or olso It wns deftly put undec tho clip bctwoon tho bluo prints by a real, stanch friend," declared Monte. "A man?" "It might hno been a woman," said Monto enigmatically, asho let the Gov ernment offlclal out Into Walnut street. CHAPTER XII Monto Km culs Himself STRONG MAULEY took the suporln tendency of the Big Four with some misgivings, but not until he had first un bosomed himself freely to Monto Crimen, who purposely met him ono night at tho Drexcl Institute. "You havo Initiative and you have Judg ment," said tho young multimillionaire to Unity Marloy's big brother. "They aro iRWER SMITH'S fcju.- "RAINBOW 'CLUB A TOOL 'CHEST IN A BOOK litKDear Everybody Ono sure thlncr we must remember is that our books jdtools, and one book which I want you to get acquainted with is tho - (jt S3" learn a new word every day you will learn 865 words in a year, liftkan Vear VOll will lfn-n linw mnnu? HM-poor dictionary has a broken back, I have used it bo much. It is Woo bad, because I am always afraid some jf tho words' will spill out Jali wish to be active members of, our club and to be little workers; gte, you must havo a little dictionary a 10-cent one will do by your iwlle you are reading these talks or studying your lessons. Wt would you think of your mother if she made an apple pie and Igjfa put the appjes in? Well, that is just about what you do when m. a word and do not -understand it and let it go. What a dreadful I . K Is to lo'so a penny, and yet day by day we go on losing words, "(cover thoughts which means so much to thoso who write them and so. !tbose of us who are too lazv to look thtm un. y will learn to love,your dictionary. Each day it will open to you tho Rwreta of Word Land, because throughout your lives you will have to JWds, words, words, and some day it may dawn upon you that the IP .iu do not use are" really tho most important. This brings us to the ypence," which you might look up in your dictionary or put down i lce of paper and look it up when you buy your dictionary. i, mt just thought of a very grand idea, and jt is this: To write to inicuonary: H My Dictionarv P-you are my tool chest ly you always stand by your little carpenter." UNj iip your name. Lpure, if you can think of something better than this, please do so, tne know what you do, and I will print your suggestion in the paper arnameandall. Honest fnjun I FARMER SMITH, Children's Editor, Evenino Ledger. J Branch Club News tay Off from tha hclo-htn of tSlafta, la., cornea the news of a p.jWth Rainbow Club branch. ri are Ruth and Esther Cole, ShU. wns. by tfe way, who Wttera at Ru ,jike. ttro very tprestnt drawing up plans and 'ui names. Please, please, ! Ralnhnu,. ,. i ...- ... tJFi energetic llttia wtmf 1KWW!, A third Rainbow fid X.01,.onel We hav U ijf5.th "Carnations," and now j MlLlJi Man HB.J ! ... KShJf1 WoJb!n VIolfcts." wEjmI ,2.thaV branch of the n v5i.f A? wu t( b called the Tk. , rpey wUl teU yu rcsdii b.""; "t". "J? ak v-T vy"t. mary tires r,w., t-ucllU Levlii. Lottie H mTSu "!... Hannah fcpetj the "Woodbine Violeta'M br,Jr . uen "applies as do .Jr namesakes (,,",., . jt - ,u, rw w BifTrt Krwq lipasat aiSrS1, wwnber-of your fc.cz, " iena roe a Deau-Ift-METONDNESS BACH AyWaWNB -W ALONG - - , tf04 The Happiest Birthday in the World to little Karl Ilanlfen Fueller, of AaliUurne, I'a., who attains his first year this ninth day of May. Hay tha Ttma Fairy fvtr dolt out yeara a golden as thla, tha first onat Things to Know and Do -i il. Fill in the stars with letters so that the words reading downward, are tha same as those reading across, My first Is one' of the Great Lakes. My second Is a trip. My third is something heathens used to worship. My fourth is slippery 'Ash. 2, Name three birds that have bright colored feathers (For little folks ) The Question Box Dear Farmer Smith: What are the those longest rvrs In the world aniiatiow long ahs they? pAMUEL.1 CRAMEfl. The three longest fivers In the wprld are the Mississippi with the Missouri 200 miles), the Nile. (4090 miles) and the Amazon (750 miles), ' A Kind Deed By THELMA STRAJtrNB 4 A littla elrl once had Ave dollars. She was just going to. spend it and sha sa.w A poor oia nan n(j so 5vs iu "? dollars that would hM hovght her njca FARMER SMITH'S BUG BOOK Gracie Grasshopper's Dream Ono night Mrs Grasshopper found so i many jumps in Grade's little legs that she I had to put a book on the bedclothes to keep them down. Every time she wont put of' the room she had to come back, because those dear little legs were always jumping and Jumping until finally they stopped, and Gracie went to sleep. Now the strange thing about Graclo wai that on Monday, Wednesday and Friday nights she always dreamed, but on other "nlchts Bhe didn't dream. Now, wasn't that funny? . This particular night was Monday night and she dreamed that she saw her Look ing Glass and It had a dreadful scowl on Its face. 'Mercy me!" she said. "I'll never bcowl again." Pretty soon she looked at tho Clock and discovered that Its face, was dirty, and so were Hh hands. In fact. Its hands were raised as If to strike. "What have I done to make you angry?" askel Oracle Grasshopper (In her dream, of couiseX "Nothing," eald the Clock; "only I am so slow I wish you would get a key from the Piano and wind me up." "Could you tell me something about yourself," niked Oracle Grasshopper. "Yes," said the Clock. "1 am the son of Tather Time, who Is very, very old. He has long white hair and carries a scythe with him, with which he mows down the seccmis, the minutes, the hours the days and the years. "Father Time has sent this message to all the Clocks: 'I want you to see that all the little children go to bed on time end feet up in the morning on time, and also that they gat to school before the bell steps ringing.', "you see, I have a face, and when the children are on time I smile and when they are late I frown, and I hope -that I shall nver have to frqwn pn them again." Just then & chair began to walk. "How is it you can walk?" asked Oracle In astonishment. "I have legB," said the Chair. "Oh!" Sfasped Gracie, "Can you guess why I am like a tree?" asked the Table. "No1." came a little voice from out the bed. "Dcr tell me." "It Is because I havq leaves," said tha Table. , Just then the Big ClocK struck the hour and Grade Grasshopper woke up, "Good morning, Mr. Clock," she sad, "you see that I have not forgotten my dream. 1 am on time this morning." Qur Postofdce Box Helen Buckmaster sent this sraUe and these curls straight from Sharon JU11 Pa. Wa really don't know how folks are managing without them out there, if they enjoyed, them as much as we do, things must be pretty lonesome ! Alice Mat lack and Elizabeth Ilunnewell Willing are ui Lest cnums In the world. They are in tho, same class la school, they spend all their spare hours together and, of courbe, they both Joined the. cJub-r-And la the same extvelopa their partnership question w say Indeed RFW THE CHEERFUL CHERU& Ve-Ve -6.11 .so little by pvr.selve.5, Vero juit engulfed m work -.nd dole-, If we. could get united once I Let we'd rrrtsJUe .one cjriirvd , bid .soul 3 W""! tho keystones In the arch of authority over men. Go Into tho Illff Tour and win." "How about education and experience?" said Marley fdlterlngly. "-Acmilred qualifications," replied Monto surprised at his own philosophy "A healthy brain and an nmbltlous spirit soon get them by the scruff of tho neck. Hear me high brow it, Strong!" A few days Inter Monto with Craig Andrews, the lawyer, paid Marley a for mat visit nt Blanchard's old oRlce, where Strong wns Installed In his now Job. It was getting closo to the Saturday night meeting. "You young men need to bo Introduced ngaln," said Andrews, with his customary urbanity, "Marley, lot mo present' Mr. Crispen " "Great Scottt" exclaimed tho new super intendent, dumfounded for a moment "Oht You can't back out now," said Monto with an engaging smile "Androws hnB your contract In his safo at tho down town ofllces" "Who oald anything nbout backing ott7" said Mnrleyf with thnt rare recov ery of composuro an Iron naturo Is always capable of. "Spoken -llko a regular Roman," said Monto, extending his right arm "Put 'or there, Marloyf Good luckl" Thero Is genuine comradeship In an honest handshake botween real men It Is the cement of co-opcratlon; an Ameri can test that puts tho character on review. "GIo mo his hand."1 said a great flhan-? cler, "and I will telf'youTiln worth." "Now thnt you havo struck palms on tho future," snld Andrews, "Mr Crispen might as well outllno tho now depart ment wo shall create once tho mills get going ngaln Ho nnd I agree ns to who should head tha department, if sho will only consent." "My living In Kensington," began Monto, "has shown mo that tho welfaro sldo of Industrialism needs a stiff Jacking up at thu Big Tour. Andrews and I want your sister to organlro n women's auxiliary among our workers and their home folks In short. Strong, tho Big Tour has got to como to tho scratch and bo run with soma regnrd arid consideration for tho social well-being nnd hnpplne33 of our operatives." Marloy's eyei glistened as his young em ployer wont on: "No reason for us to bo laggnrdi Blanchard couldn't understand fhe world got shead of him You are differ ent, t want you to lnsiatt flrst-ald rooms lrt all of our ml(ls, and suggest that you secure the advJca arid .safVIco of Doctor Willing In their Conduct, The feroal edoiw OJhld progress f Germany before the (far.; was largely due to employers ifipra being rorceu to recognize the real rtghta 6f tho tollern Wo aro going to da It hero vol untarily, without militarism A a price' for the boon to the workers) and do It too Upon the much higher American wage piano. If possible I want the nnmo of Crlsben to lead In transforming modern business from a mechanical to a human science" What n speech the lad has hade, you snyy Mushy? Not at all, Monle Crjspen was ab full of pep nnd enterprise.? as ' h Klmberly diamond merchant. SU11, he saw that education had made the work em (Observant, nnd that consideration of their living problems was (he host form of Insurance a far-sighted employer could tnke out ., So It camo that the policy of makeshift wont Into oblivion nt the Big Four. Th,6 habit Of dotntf the easiest and llkowlsa least Immediately oxpcnslvo tiling by leaving matters an they were was killed with tho coming of Marley to the great mills. Ho took hold with a royal will and his sinter Unity assisted him by going nmong tho womch workers nnd hut Again we are plunging ahead of our tale, "Now this affair tonight,'.' Bald Marley to Monto on tho morning of the Brlccone meeting. "Leave it to mo, Strong," replied the young heir. "I am going to explode a bomb." Iron Moldcrs' Hall that night roofed 12Q0 male mill operative! from tho Big Fofir. Victor Brlccone, tho agitator, was In One fettle, for tho attendance exceeded that of any previous meetings, those held when ho began bis work in Kensington Ho had planned shrowdly Tho tempo rary shut-down of tho mills had rekindled tho tires of dissatisfaction nmong tha workers. Thero wcro loomflxcrs and woolsorters, doltors nnd bcltmakcrs, brushes nnd nap pors In tho crowd that curiously watched tho Italian aa he Btrodo pompously around the platform, slinking hands and talking volubly with picked llcutennnti, men vlth pet grievances against the management of tho mills Every fnctory Iuib Its quota of malcontents ; fertile soil awaiting tho com ing of each Itinerant strife stirrer, i A radical minority Is tho wind that blows 'tho (lamo of, discontent tho world over. In tho crowd that faced BrlcCono were mon who had no complaint against the Big Tour. Why wcro they tllero7 For the reason that an Idlo dn makes a long night ; It was a place to go to with assur ance of scolng workmates and exchanging friendly words with them That such gatherings frequently prov e one sided af fairs, with no voice raised for thoi absent employers, Is tho pity, and only too often proves tho undoing of tho yory tollers for whoso promised ndvantago tho enterprise Is set on foot "What doci all this mean?" nslted I Monto Crispen of a grizzled ' rolt-coverer 1 seated beside him In tho body of tho hall "It means business," Mr. Tailor," xvas tho answer "Whnt business?" "I dunno. It's a meeting" (CONTINUED TOMQRROW.i ST CHAMPION SWORD SWALLOWER, ' MLLE. EDITH, SAYS IT'S EASY twenty - four Inch $ Blade Slides Down , La4y's Esophagus Without Causing Her Slightest Incon- ' venience DON'T DELAY MAKING VEGETABLE GARDEN By JOHN BARTRAM "What Is tho proper tlmo to plant? How early?" These aro almost stock questions even now I don'tvbelle0 In planting too early. Tho plants do badly even If tha .days nro warm, because nights are chill. ocn If not frosty. Intermittent growth makes weak plants. Ilkowiso tho soil "clods" and la hard to work nil season '. Tho oxperts In tho United States Depart ment 'of Agriculture sa"y that aa soon ns tho soil has dried so that a hapdful whon craanid In' tho hand and gripped by the .lingers will slowly fall apart upon being rcicnseu ii ia in v. hi. iucviu,,,.- wu.,.v.w.. to prepare "for planting Clay or heavy soils should never bo worked while wet. T.fnr Inlurv may bo done by doing this than' can bo oercomo In several years of careful culture, Tho vegetable garden should be pre pared now if the preliminary work has not yet been done, unles3 the soil Is ex ceptionally wet Cold weather of tho menacing kind is certainly past. Peas are up In favorable locations. More plantlngB should be made. Beets, ''carrots. Brussels sprouts, tur nips, parsnips, onions can all bo seeded in tho opeft ground Cabbage and lettuce plants, and xmldh sets can be put out safely. v Thero will be a sharp frost between May 10 and May 20 and planting out of tomatoes, eggplant and pepper plants should be deferred till after this frost; also bush and pole llmas. string ana was beans cati he pianteu in tne row uv once. Corn can also be put In. When the soil Is found dry, as de scribed above, tho upper three Inches should be made fine by tho use of the hoo and steel-tooth rako; all rubbish, stones and c)ods shoiild be removed and tho sur face made evenT somehftl compact nnd ns level as the contour -of the area .-will per mit. It may then bo marked pff for plant ing in conformity to the general plan of the garden. ' Soils which are naturallx moist are likely to be sour and bo not In the best condl. tlon for the crop. To correct such ft con dition lime should bo used. Qover the ground with" n, thin coat of air-slaked lime, which cart probably be secured near by at small cost, and work this n well. The use of the llmo, while npt Ji plant food, will correct the acidity and will Im prove the physical condition of the soil. If the soli Is clayey or'a stiff clay loam and the location Is In a section where severe freezing occurs, it will be found a decided advanfago to give the area a heavy dressing of decomposed manure In the autumn, and before freezing weather sets In spade the land bo as to turn the ma nure under and leave the soil in a, rough lump condition, bo as to secure the bene fits of the digestive acfjpn of the winter freezes In reducing the soils. If the soil Is light and sandy a mulch of manure may be spread over it in the fall and the spading delayed until spring, n localities where the soil does not freeze the manure may be applied In the autumn and the soil repeatedly spaded during the winter whenever H Is dry enough to be worked. The one general precaution which should always be observed Is never stir the soil while It la wet Get busy now In vegetable garden. ; , t JBKa ft 1 """irj"ri i lleltn uukiaaitBr thins New float J1 fflU " waal yol may wrtte ywiiea and mak dn bjJl ' toga saft wm -will hf flad to wtet tfc Gown and Fur Shop 1206 Walnut Street Commencement and Graduation Dresses $12 to $65 Tailored and Sport Suits $20 to $5S (Must make room for summer uooua. Tgp Coat fat evtrr octillion, Early SPtloslDfeiWS L-realli- reduced BLOUSES, $4-50 upward BptclaJ Offering la Our QE4,e DeS. J: ULRICH Fura tot m t3MJ fMW sa earn GARDEN QUERIES ANSWERED V Winlcr Asparagus and Rhubarb St I. T Tlia amatour tnrden maker will find It an excollenf plant to mart netf plants of asparagus rhubarb and YVUIoof chicory now In order to hae n, continuous supply oC forcing roots These roots can be du up In tho tall and taken Into the cellar or a Eroenhouse, where they will produce a winter crop eoer lntf many weeks Khubirb will not forco well until after the first ot tho jonr, but It Is po. slblo to have aspurajfus almost .tha whole year around ., , Hollyhock Culture nf.LEN' Double hollyhocks should bn started every spring sowing the seeds In ' April or May and not later than June, and transplant ing as soon as tho plants are larso enoush. and they will llower the neit year1 When trans- planting set the plants no closer than it toot upart. The Mowers on youiifr. lgorous plants are much finer than on old plants Holly hocks do best In n deep rich soil and should bo watered well In dry weather. Lettuce to Head C. S. Most amatour gardeners have trouble In making- lettuce head For that reason I usually recommend crowing Cos salad, the youru- and tender leaves of which can bo con tinually clipped May llnK and Vv'ayahcad let tuce are arletles that usually head tvell for amateur gardeners Plant early. Chicken inanuro worked Into tho soil makes good xqr tlllzer for lettuce. Sow lottuco thinly In rows 1-' Inches apart, and barely cover tha seed. When four leaves appear thin to six inches apart In tho raws and cultivate frequently. , Perseverance overcomes all obstacles. If you don't believe this, ask Mademoi selle Kdlth Clifford, champion sword-swal-l&wcr of tha unlverso and tho envy of oyery other "freak" who sat In the side Shtfw tent of IUrnum & Bailey's circus over In Camden today, and received, with Ill-concealed ennui, tho gaping ndulatlon of country yokel nnd city bumpkin nllke. Tako. for Instance, Mademoiselle Maxlne. She was the snake charmer, and a pretty blonde. By all the lawB of right and wrong tho supremacy of tho tent should be hers. But not "Fake act" is all tho comment she received for wrapping several miles or cohra around her body nnd kissing tho affectionate thing on tho fangs. "Them snakes Is sick with dope! Any body could do that I". It's tho Bamo with Eddie Masher, tho thin man (though Heaven nlono knows whnt ho could mash; ho weighs only 34 pounds) and "Fnttlo" Wilson, who tips tho scatcs at COO and wears ruffles on his sleocs. "God mad a-'em that way. It ain't no credit o tlielrn they gets paid for it," was tho crowd's unfeollng dictum. MLLE. CLIFFORD HAS "THE GOODS." But as for Mademoiselle Clifford, to drop Into tho 'vernacular, sho had tho good. When a lady has a scratchy little feeling on her diaphragm and Isn't afraid to re llove It by sending a 24-Inch Bword down to Investigate, you'vo got cither to ndmlro her norvo or get out. Mostly you get cut that la to say, If you were a person of dollcate sensibilities. But such a ono should novcr go Into a sideshow. When Mile. Edith stepped blithely up to her rack of cutlery nnd chooses tho long est and most sharp-toothed saw, tho crowd held Its breath. "Iloo-oo-oop I" walls tho Bldcshow or chestra, moro In sorrow than In anger. Edith bares her fangs nnd smiles aa charming a smllo as a Woman who is about to Insert a buzz-saw can. "Iloo-oo-oop I" Down It goes. No fnko about her You see tho muscles In Madomolsello'B neck stand out. No sleight of hand, cither, for tho lcopard skln garb that tho sword swallowcr has conceived to bo tho proper dress for an afternoon occasion such as this fits with a gloo-llko adhesiveness that would make any real leopard blush for shame. It Is also sans sleoe and sans neck. A pin might possibly bo concealed somowhero, but a sword, or a saw, or a pair ot scis sors noerl "I bet tho lady novcr cuts hcrsolf when sho cats her pco-i, or don't havo to mlT. 'em with tho mashed potatoes, either," said a little boy In tho front row, pale, with ad miration "But I don't eat 'em thnt way," retort ed tho sword awallower quickly Dealing with cutlery makes you sharp, and you llon't tako any "lip" from tho onlook ers, cither! i"It's awful easy to do," Mademoiselle told you if you were sufficiently Inter ested nnd approached her with dofercntial mien. "I learned when I was 14. I prac ticed for three hours with a dull sword you mustn't have It too keen and found that It would Blip down very easily. That was In London, Jfngland. My father was a captain In tho British army." Having a sword around the house all tha tlmo must be a temptation But Mile. Edith declared it isn't necessary to be born in the army set In order to bo as accomplished as she All you havo to do ila to buy some cutlery from her and a sot of Instructions telling you how to lose your respect for your csopliagus. Tho fj-tSev .,bJ MLLE. EDITH CLIFFORD cutlery looks expenolve. Most people contented themselvci with tho instruction, which cost but 5 cents. They read as follows: ' HOW TO BE A SWOBD SWALLOWBR. "First Securo a perfectly smooth sword, 18 to 20 Inches long, taking care to hno sharp edges and points removed, after which a heavy nickel plate cont lng should bo nppllcd so ns to prevent the blado from corroding or rusting. "Second. When you havo secured tho proper Instrument proceed carefully at tlrst and endeavor to insert tho sword Into tho thorax, taking care to holt tho head (veil back. "Third. Do not under any considera tion becomo Impatient or In a hurry, but proceed with nil due deliberation and cau tion until you havo learned to Insert at least from 6 to 8 Inches of the blado with out producing nausea. "Fourth. Should your throat becomo a trlflo sore or Inflamed, coat tho surfaco of tho sword with asollno each time before Inserting It to counteract nny tired or un pleasant feeling that may arise. "Fifth With ordinary good success one should bo nblo at tho end of a week to swallow an 18-lnch blade, but If Buch Is not your luck, do not becomo discouraged, but rest for at Icastm week or 10 days to allow the muscles to strengthen. During tho rest period you should gargle tho throat nt least four times a day with n Balt-and-wator gargle, then after resting you should again proceed as dlrcptcd above." There is no good reason, Edith told you, why any careful, persevering person should not becomo an adept at tho nrt, and when sho docs tho sword 'swallowcr declares thero nro any number qf J150 per week Jobs Open to her. "Don't you wish you was me?" queried Edith coyly at tho conclusion of her per formance. No, Edith ; wo really don't, despite that S1G0 nnd your leopnrd-skin frock. We believe there aro some places knives wers not meant to be. Graduation Gift The return of tho 'cameo la hailed with nnllnht bv the glrUwho can wear quaint 1830 froclts. 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