Brt- (--"S " 14 EVENING LEBGER-PHILABBIl'HIA, FBIDAf, MAROH IT, 1916. jpBP"WlP'W'WiMM'iwyy'g P"m hW4piiikiuh" lUedger ' ' rtJBLlC LEDGER COMPANY crnus h. k. cuims, riDENt. ,, Charles If. Lodlngton. Vice President! John C. Murtln. fcctetarr find Treasurer) Philip 8. Colling, John B. William. Directors. EDtTOntAIi noAIlD! - . . J CtlM I! K. 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Series Subscribers wishing: address changed must kits oia as wen as new auaress. JlEtt, JOM VALNUT KEYSTOIST. MAIV J000 try Addreaa oil communications to lWrning Ledger, Independence Square, rMladelphiti. sxteiid it Tns ritaiMu.rnti rosrorrtca as sreotp- CUli HIM. JUTTFW. THE AVERAGE NET PAID DAlf.Y CinCULA- 710U OF THE EVENING I.EDOCn FOR FEUnUAUV WAS 104. US rillLADELPIUA. FMDAY. M AHCII 17. 1916. Let thy speech be better than silence, or ha silent. Dlonyslus. It was push and not the push pin that made tho late Edwin Monro successful. Undor tho circumstances It's a safe bet that Follx Dlaa will decide to postpone his rovolu. tlon. Mr. Stokowskl was learned In music beforo the trustees of tho University decided to label him ad such. Russia and Hnglnnd Flirt With Sweden. Headline Those blondes do catch the eye of a military man. Ts Lillian Russell right when. she says that Women want to read about something besides how to cook and how to keep tho hair from falling' out? Tho affection of tho Irish for tho old sod Is bo great that one day Is not enough for them to show It in. They simply boll over In honor of St. Patrick. Tho Mayor rides only ono horse at a time on his vacation In Georgia. lie cuts a much better figure there than when trying to rldo twovhorses at home. Tho English dukedoms are not the only ones to undergo partition. Tho estate of tho onco celebrated Now Jersey character, "tho Duko of Gloucester," Is bolng divided. Universal military training Is advocated by Colonel Glenn, chief of staff of tho Department of the East, U. S. A. Ho would "Prussianize" American youth at tho tender ago of 12. This seems to go beyond the demands of reasonable preparedness. Mr, Garrison has arranged to practice law In Now York. He will find It easier than per. 1 ouadlng a pork-barrel Congress to practice the precepts of the fathers of tho country, who said that In tlmo of peace wo should pre- ' pare for war. It'a a belligerent era. "War, or at least the rumor of war, has invaded tho peaceful ranks of the Historical Society of Pennsylvania. If tho historians cannot maintain an Impartial Attitude, thn vociferations of tho average war debaters have some semblance of an excuse. General Soukhomllnoff, former War Minister of Russia, faces cashiering for "Illegal prac tices." Possibly ono of them was the volu bility with which ho gavo interviews to cer tain American newspaper men at Petrograd. Another victim claimed by yellow journalism. They are exhibiting a machine at the busi ness show which automatically fills thirty pay envelopes a minute. If some one would Invent a machine for Increasing automatically tho amount In the pay envelope, tho employes of every large company would buy one as a present for the boss. While the verdict at Verdun Is still In proc ess of writing, tho Orand Duke Nicholas and General Aylmer are rushing the campaign in the Orient. Junction between the Slavs operating- In Persia and the British In Mesopotamia la a matter of traversing a small terrain of comparatively practicable ground. It la hardly credible that Germany purposes pressing Into garrison and supplementary mili tary service neutrals who have lived In the country for five years or more. Persistent dispatches to this effect come from Dutch and Swiss sources. With settlement of the subma line crisis still In abeyance, It Is hardly likely that the Imperial Government will court fur ther International controversies, which, more over, would Involve It with all the neutral nations and alienate favor In such sympathetic countries as Sweden. v It was Napoleon who told one of his generals that he could equip him with as much of everything as he wanted except time. One cannot visit the Business Show in the First Iteglment Armory without being Impressed with the inefficiency of the great soldier. In ventors have devised ways of equipping busl ness men of the present generation with much njore time than their fathers had at their disposal, The time-saving devices are so nu- .jneroua that the flippant youth was not far wrong when he said that a properly equipped office could do all Its business for next week oday. Filing cabinets, calculating machines, high-speed typewriters that will automatically add, subtract, multiply and divide; machines that will make up the payroll and till the en velopes! and many other like devices have made, It possible to do more business In an hour than It used to be possible to do In half a day. Civil Service Commissioner Krelder appar t nUy wishes the. public to- believe that, he did not know until after the young man had been Working for a. month that the new chief of in-stuUgMic-o and research was the Mayor's eon inhvr. -Perhaps ho was unaware of It, but a aba wMl helievo that the Mayor djd not Idim-p t The duties of the new chief of inves- att&u are so Intimate and confidential that F Mt Government la to be a family affair It Is : 4rtsrta.ot; that a member of the family should Mr chajsje. with them. Ther is nothing- like , jw9UfttMie-. xnswore, va mty expect that the tfUetttonK iwt by the Civil Service- Com.- MiMiOA va tue ajufiranw jor wnee ww soon fc tmm ? semmuttt maa wp of iMMt. se pspbew w itf'a au sit sl Coming son-in-law's near relations. Then nobody could get an appointment who was not In some way connected with tho clan. If the city liken this soil of thing, then, fin Lincoln wild, It Is tho sort of thing the city likes, VON TIRPITZISM The resignation of Von Tlrpltr, father of llic suhmarlne pnllry o,f (lerrnnny, Is 1nkrn In some quarters to menu the end , of en frlglitf illness. on Tlrpltz Flioived to lint end diet submarine, ns n commerce raider, must nlwms lend, on ncrniint of the con ditions under ulilcli It nprriilrs, tlermnnr, In losing; his seMlecs, loses none nf the re spect of the world, AFTUK 24 hours of persistent rumor, offlolnl JLjLtinnounccmcntMtns made yestetday thnt Alfiod von Tlrpltz, Grand Admiral nnd Mln Ister of Marino for tho Gciinnn Empire, has resigned. Tho diplomatic kindliness which cloaks his) tlepnrturn Undor tho cover of 111 nesi, and Insists that his resignation did not forestnll dismissal, will be accepted by many persons with a smile flavored with Attic halt. The departure of Von Tirpllz Is as significant as the Btibsldcnco of Von Kluck, ns the disap pearance of Von Hlmlenburff, almost as symp tomatic as tho breaks In Cabinet which havo affected C'eimnny's enemies, nnd, so far, havo left her uninjured. Hopeful English commentators take tho ovont to bo a confession that Gorman "mili tarism" Is, after nil, to bo crushed, and tiro happy to lccall that tertltorlnl differences can bo settled ns soon ns tho downfall of Prussian Ism Is complete. They arc delightfully uncon scious of tho Ironic circumstances that Von Tlrpltz was tho head of Gorman tiavallstn, nnd their very optlmlim Indicates what a sur prising power ho wielded. It ts said, on tho other hand, that tho policy of "frlghtfulncss" will continue, and It is tl.-tik-ly hinted that tho t canon for Von TlrplUVi full was his Insistence that tho Gorman fleet remain snfo tit Kiel. In thoso conjectures tho United States takes a. secondary Interest. Primarily, Von Tlrpltz Is known here as tho father of tho submailno policy, which, avowedly designed as nn nnswor to British blockades, enmu Into murderous conlllct with this country on Mnv 7, 1915, nnd has slnco brought ui frequently to the porllous edge of war. It Is not neeessuty now to detail nirain the achievements of this mibtnnrluo pol icy, but It Is deslrablo to restnto the conditions under which those achievements took place. Tho undersea boat, In Its capacity of com-mcreo-desttojei Is designed to take tho place of cruisers which, thiough some unhappy cir cumstances, cannot keep tho hen. Unlike cruisers, the submailno cannot with safety approach Its enemy In the open, oven if tho enemy bo a merchantman armed with hut ono gun. and tho difficulties of Identification, tho dangers of mistake nnd tho Impossibility of tho practice of visit nnd search are obvious. Except in most unusual chcumstauccs, tho submarine cannot capture; It must dcstioy. It cannot give aid to passengers or crow. It cannot distinguish between enemy and neutral. It Is, except hh a weapon against enemy warships, Inhcicntly nnd Inevitably tin Inhuman device. So It is not to bo wondered that the namo of Von Tlrpltz Is to sympathizers with tho Allies a byword and n hissing. If ho was not directly responsible for, ho did at least ap prove tho transfer of the submarine from Its destined purpose to tho work of destroying merchantmen. Flushed with early successes and girded by tho cltclo of floating steel which England throw about his country, ho ptose cuted his now advantage until It became bloody and wild. Because ho fought his su periors In mad defense of his work, because his talk became, at tho end, looso and un controlled, ho became a mennco to tho world's humanity. Nono the less, he did thn world n service, for ho showed thnt either tho laws of warfare must bo chunged in favor of tho undersea raider, or the submarine, us a men ace to commerce, must go. So much was admitted by the German Gov ernment In the memorandum of September 1, 191B, in which Ambassador von Hernstorff assured this Government thnt liners would ho granted tho ordinary rights of tho sen. In tho more recent controersy concerning armed merchantmen, Germany has Implied nn admis sion that tho Kubmarino Is Illegal. It has only Insisted that the law bo discarded, and, slnco that wus refused, has not pushed Its subma rine policy to its violent end. For Get many that is sufficient to rendpr futllo nil the work of Von Tlrpltz. Nor has the submarlno been a conspicuous success In any other way. So long ns the German fleet tefuses to give battle, the sub marine Is responsible for German commerce, for tho destruction of enemy commerco and for tho maintenance of blockade. In two very Important scenes, the Black Sea and the Bal tic Sea, Germany has held Russia fast, but In neither ca&o has she depended upon tho submarine alone. The blockade of England has resulted In a negligible loss of commer cial tonnage. The transport of troops has gone on with conspicuous but unimportant losses. Britain's fleet, lesitlmUe prey of tho submarine. Is virtually Intact. And Germany, blockaded or not, can receive neither com fort nor sustenance except through neutral ports. It is not hard to understand why Von Beth-mann-Hollweg, who Is dedicated to no policy except success, should have opposed exten sion of the submarine's activities to the point where friendship of neutral nations might be the price. THE DAY A' "GKEEN ST. PATRICK'S DAY" Is as seasonable as a "white Christmas' and as Irregular In occurrence. Spring sometimes succeeds In making the 17th of March as comely hereabouts as It Is on the "Ould Bod" by Its garniture of the shamrock's color. But It Is not always successful in our latitude; this year the crocusus and daffodils give a hint, and In eastern exposures the grass Is springing up. The green symbolizes the perennial hope fulness and faith of the Celtic character; it is the one vivid phase on the ensanguined pages that narrate "Dark Ttosaleen's" tale. That hope has fairer prospect of achievement now than ever beforo In imminent home rule, though the war has prevented immediate re alization. The line applied by Byron to Greece: "Art, Freedom, Glory fail, but Nature still is fair," once transferred to Erin, now fits only by contrast. Nature always has been fair in the atltleted isle; Art is aotUe through the Celtic Reuaissance; and Free dom to the limit of local autonomy is well in view. Glory Ireland never has lacked. "An exile from Erin went down to the shore" in Campbell's poem, and he has been multiplied manifold, us the immigration sta tistics of this country ehpw. Here they have found a haven of hope and prosperity; they have quickly been amalgamated in the Amer ican nationality; and while, no others have been more loyal to the foster land, they have preserved fealty to the "old country. Tht better tbs Irishman the better the American. Tom Daly Column AS WE announced yesterday, nothing gets -O. Into this column todny that hasn't n bit o' green about It. Now for the morning mall I Hero's a green envelope that looks promising: T. I3 live. Ledger, Sir In ro. Your favor 10th, where you sny You don't want nothing here today But what It's green, I nsk you may I Introduco these ft lends uf inlno! Green mycr, batitn, berg, blnlt, wait, stclni " gross, fold, helmer, burger, Icln? With thanks for all past favors, I'm Respectably, M. GREENAHEIM. OH, come on In Mr. Grcennhelm first namo Moses or Michael? Mtilco yourself nt homo. Wo were Just about to Blng an old Irish song of ours. It's not such nn old song nt that, but wo'vo revamped It lately and we're dedi cating tho new version to our friend, Oscnr I.oob, who didn't llko our opening notes when wo first warbled tho thing soven or eight jears ago. Hero's tho way It goes: run hay wi: ci:u:hhati: love the irlfoto pold to thone That rue watehful vhem it noes, L'avo the balance o' icorld potter to the Haxon; Though they scarce roitW tin it worse, Inve thrm run this universe, 'Tti for tittle thai thev have that tee'd be axin'. Horra wan of us that care? J'or their hlah nn' mighty airs. Or the rotic? o' r'yal purple an' the linen stiff u'rf starch; lint there's wan flay in the year It'ieii they mustn't interdie .S'lrc, the whole world is Itlsh on tho nth of arch. Oh. It's little that we hold Of domtn Here enters a page (In n grren uniform, of rourse) nnd tries: "Mr. T. D., please! Mr. T. D., please!" W'tt lire nncr.v, quite properly, mid r demand! "Why do you Interrupt In this fashion? Thero'a another verso to II. Yes, wo'ro tho guy. What do you want?" The youth presents the run! of .1. Mrt'Iurc. hut lit tho Mime time he leans nier nnd whisper! "Beforo you let him In, I think you ought to know that tho color of tho nccktlo he's wcnrln Is a deop or " The IiiI'h mouth Is large, hut so is our bund. We enter the one tilth the uthrr. "You mustn't mention that word heie. You menn a reddish yellow color, don't you? Yes; well, toll him wo'ro btit,y." "Very well, sir; but he told mo to ask you what's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and tho 12th of July." "Run nlong now, and don't disturb us." We nddress ourselies to the t.erond terse of our song: Oh, It's little that nc hold Of dominion or of yold In the blessed istc that sao us first a nation, nut we make all land our own, As wc spread ft am xone or zone Here enters the lad In the green uniform nguln, followed hy u red. white and green Hag. In the hands of a short, stwirth) man. tthu will not hu denied and tthu blngs: TO A-V IRISH ailth Xotc, ecu Xanoll, Kathleen, llvtathrcng ces fresh an' green; Grass an' cvta bush an' tree Vet you Jus' could walk or ride Up tin toitni da countryside Green so like you say dcy be Vcn d'i land from where you came, You xcoulil flntla justa same Xow, ecu 2'apoll. Xow cen Xapoll, da sky Vet ces blue, so like your eye; Also blue ces bay an' sea. Yes, Kathleen, da Lama blue, Hut cct ces more warm dan you, Ol so mooch mote warm to inc.' Here ces laughter cen your eye, Ah! but warma smiles da sky Xow, ecu Xapoli. Xow een Xapoli, Kathleen, Vvrathccng's so softa preen I am sure dot you would be Vcrra moocha softer, too; An' your eye would vtatch da blue Smllln' from dot sky an' sea .li.' you soon xiould ondrastand Vcf I Jus' could hold your hana, Xow, ecu Xapolll The truiihudnur pasum nut. nnd a moment later 11 grr.11, mechanic from the lloor abote pokea hid head In the door and saist 'Hey! if you're so strong for tho emerald, why don't jou give a line to Tom Green, of our own paper? He'B ono of the best make up men In tho country except a few!" In through 11 wlndun, letting upon an urruwuy, flouts u ruurau talret "Up with your glasses, lads! I give ye the harp of Tara, the harp of ould Ireland! May It never lack a string while there's a g " "Cut the rough stuff! Bo u gent! The polite name for that word Is 'Intestine'," " 'Zat so? Oh. very well. The harp of ould Ireland! May It never lack a string while there's wan q' them polite things left in an A. P. A.!" 1'ntrra the lad In the green uniform, who atks: "If Mr. McClure changes his necktie, can he come in? Ho told me to ask you." "This Is not Mr. McClure's day. Ask him If he knows why St. Andrew was chosen by the Scotch for their patron; and before he can ring the bell on you tell him it's because An drew was the apostle who discovered tho boy, in the multitude, with the loaves and fishes. Shut the door after you, and stay out till I finish my song." Oh, ifs little that ue hold Of dominion or of gold In the blessed isle that saw us first a nation. Hut we made all lands our own, While we spread from zone to zone; Bo, come all o 'yel an' share our Jubilation. Oh, the iMusfc in the alrt An' the Joy that's everywhere Sure, the whole blue iau.lt o' heaven Is wan grand triumphal arch, ' 4 11' the earth below ts gay YVid its tender green th'-day. Far the whole world ($ Irish on the nth of ii arch I The door file opeo bay he: nd j. Jlct'lure burtta la. "I ask you again, what's the difference be tween St. Patrick's Day and the 12th of July?" 'We pick Ul a, green book one of our own (a be ready to resent the luult ut expect hha la burl at lu ll le t u sail : '""' "The difference between St. Patrick's Day and the lth of July in just 1$ weeks and g daye,1 S1 ,jMS0'i0l THREE MILLIONS SICK IN AMERICA Wage Loss Is $500,000,000 a Year, With Other Costs Piled On 11 States Considering Compul sory Health Insurance By RAYMOND G. FULLER ELEVEN States of tho American Union nro now considering tho adoption of com pulsory health Insurance laws. Tho term "health Insurance" follows tho Gorman usage It puts tho emphasis on the main object of this kind of legislation, namely, tho conserva tion of health. Insuranco Is a commonplace. Nobody denies that it Is nn excellent thing. Nobody asks anybody If ho believes In Insurance. In dividuals Insure ngulnst loss of goods nt sea, against fire, against accident, against sick ness, ngntnst death Itself. It Is simply a prac tical application of tho theory of tho distribu tion of losses and tho subsequent elimina tion of risk. Somo of tho economic hazards against which individuals insure nre tho same hazards against which tho community may In sure itself. Tho losses aro community losses. Tho risks nro community risks. Social, or community, insuranco is rapidly coming into favor. It signifies not merely governmental notion, but governmental action in behalf of Its sourco of power, the state. Tho stato Is tho public behind the government, which Is tho Instrument created for tho promotion of tho general wclfnre. Preventive Power of Insurance Individual Insuranco cannot cover com munity needs. It cannot cover e-en tho needs of all Individuals. It leaves unprotected tho classes that most need protection. The cojt of accidents and Illness falls chiefly on thoso who can least afford to bear It. Is that fair? Society Is a party to tho conditions under which they llo nnd work. Society is the beneficiary of their daily labor. Society is responsible to all groups within society. Merely ns a method of social self-protection, insuranco Is tho most effective means avail able against tho pressure of incapacitated In dividuals who otherwise would be thrown upon tho community for support. Ab a means of prevention it Is equally effective. Out of workmen's compensation has come the sufety first movement and tho rapid decline of industrial accidents in this country, , Mean while tho amount of Illness Is increasing. Tho effect of compulsory health insurance, in tespect to prevention, willjJLio the effect already produced by workmen's compensation. Insuranco is tho greatest preventive force - known. Individual insurance puts a premium on prevention. But Individual Insurance falls as social Insurance. Why don't the wage-workers voluntarily Jusuro themselves against the rlbks of accident and Illness, invalidity and old age, early death and unemployment. There are several reasons, but ono of them la simply this: they can't afford to. Can't afford to In this country of prosperity, free labor and high wages? It shocks the American conscience, perhaps, this further fact that the average wage-earner with u. family Is not receiving pay for his labor sufficient to secure the elements of a normal standard of living. The Russell Sage Foundation has estimated that an Income under $800 Is not sufficient to permit the maintenance of a normal standard for a family consisting of man, wife and three children. The average Income of the In dustrial worker Is ?600. In the manufactur ing industries 75 per cent, of the workers earn less than $520. What constitutes a normal standard of living? From the stand point of the physician, this; Plenty of good food; abundance of fresh air; physical ex erclse in tho open air; a substantial annual vacation; peace of mind; Intellectual work; proper dlstilbutlon between city and country life; congenial occupation; normal sexual life; good medical care. Not a single one of these conditions can be realized by the average workingman or workingwoman. Shall any of us thank God we are not as other men and women are? Five Years Back, Five Years Ahead In a little more than five years the prin ciple of workmen's compensation has been in corporated in legislation in thirty-three, of the American States. The fact that eleven Legislatures are now considering health In surance laws is a fair promise for thn novt five years. In its economic effects illness is r much more destructive than industrial acci dents. The Webbs have written in one of their books, "We are apt to forget that in all countries, at all ages. It Is sickness to which the greatest bulk of destitution U Immediately due." la the United States S.OJIO, 000 persons art! sick at any one time. Each. "QH, YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED, ADMIRAL!" of our thirty million wage earners loses on nn nvorago approximately nlno days from this cause rvcry year. Tho resultant wngo loss totals $500,000,000. Sickness is directly or Indirectly responsible for 7f per cent, of tho applications for aid received by tho New York Charity Organization Society. Illustra tions of the Individual and social cost of illness might be continued indefinitely. Distribution of the dollnrs-and-conts cost among workmen, employors and tho state would secure econo mies Impossible for tho individual. Ono ardent ndvocato of compulsory health lnsurunco is John B. Andrews, Ph. D.. secre tary of tho American Association for Labor Legislation. "This does not roprosent a now nnd costly luxury," ho says, "for sickness Is a nuisance which everybody Is paying for nnd nobody profiting from, excepting a fow special interests llko tho undertakers. Society can not bo run successfully In tho Interest of tho undertakers, or n few profit-making insuranco companies. Wo want to bo nllvo and well. Tho real purpose of this kind of nul&anco Is to keep us so; to prevent sickness, not merely to relievo It or to bury tho victims. Employ ers can't afford to havo 30,000,000 working men In America laid up nine days a year by sickness. Tho workers surely cannot afford It. It means n loss of $500,000,000 to them In wages and $180,000,000 moro in doctors' bills, Millions go without proper medical treatment because they cannot afford It Individually. Socially wo cannot afford to let them go without it. If wo will not Interest ourselves in the problem of individual Buffering, wo will nil havo to pay extravagantly. Wo wore paying extravagantly here, as in tho caso of Injured worklngmen, beforo wo Introduced workmen's compensation." Germany the Fatherland Workmen's compensation nnd health In suranco nre two among several divisions of social Insuranco. Tito comprehensive scheme of social insuranco established In Germany by William I and tho Irfn Chancellor has markedly increased the national vitality and efficiency. Germany is tho fatherland of social insurance. Every country In Europo except Turkey has workmen's compensation. Ton havo compulsory henlth Insurance. A fow years ago tho Idea of social Insurance in this country was a novelty. It was almost n Joko. Tho public attitude has radically changed. As Professor Lindsay of Columbia says: "Tho psychology of America Is dis tinctly Individualistic. For reasons growing out of American conditions we havo been generally Blow to take up social legislation. 'Each man for himself was tho slogan to bo expected In a new country of boundless re sources and opportunities. Tho greater pros perity of our wage-earners, and the bounti ful way In which the social surplus has been shared with tho less fortunate through private charity, havo helped to maintain this Individualistic point of view. But when this country has once perceived that a given problem Is not merely individual, but social, It has moved with astonishing rapidity," Social insuranco has its basis in good economics, ns individual Insurance has its basis in good business. Economics is no longer "the dismal Bclence." It is actively engaged in the work of human conservation. ON THE JOB Now comes a lady discussing a man's place In the home. No two persons are likely to agree about It, but we fancy that the man who builds the fires, milks the cow In the morning, washes the dishes, works 10 hours a day downtown and then comes home to put In three hours nursing the baby while mother takes In the movle3 is on the job, all right. Houston Post. HOUSE OF TOO MUCH TROUBLE In the House of Too Much Trouble Lived a lonely little boy: Be was eager for a playmate. He was. hungry for a toy, But 'twas always too much bother. Too much dirt and too much noise. For the House of Too Much Trouble Wasn't meant for little boys. And sometimes the little fellow Left a book upon the floor, Or forgot and laughed too loudly, Or ho failed to close the door; In a House of Too Much Trouble Things must be precise and trim In a House of Too Much Trouble There was little room for him. Ho must never scatter playthings. . He must ner romp and play: Hv'ry room must be In order And keep quiet all the. day; He had neter had companions. He had never owned a pet Iji the House of Too Much Trouble It is trim and quiet yet. J3vry room is set In order Every book is in its place. . And the lonely little fellow Wears a smile upon his face. In the IIouw of Too Much Trouble He is silent and at ret Jn the House of Too Much Trouble. With lily on bU breast ' Albert Bhjelow Paine. M a. wmmmm&'te. What Do You Know? Queries of general interest will be ansuerei in this column. Ten Questions, the answers to which every tccll-informcd person should knoto, arc asked dally. QUIZ Wlint Is nn ohm? Jfntv ts the nnmo nf the conductor of tht riillnilelphlu Orchestra pronounced? What Is the nfllclnl ilrslnnntlan of the Na tional (luaril of Delntvnre? lloiv ninny hlshops nre there In the Meth odist Uplscopnt Church? Who Is the president of the I'lilladelphlt nnd Heading Itnllnnr Company? Jlmv far Is It from Philadelphia to Fltti burgh? Is Portland, Ore., north or south at Iorl land, Me. What Is the dllTerenro hetween an heir , apparent and nn heir presumptive? Who Is the Human Catholic arclihlshop of Philadelphia? Who Is In command nf the American troepi on the Mexican liorder? 3. 4. 10. Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. S. Weir Mitchell. 2. A corporation sole Is n corporation consisting of, one person. The King or j-.ngiana is a corpora tion sole, so Is each i:ngllh Illshop. 3. Allan I Itrnson, of New York. 4. The tirreh Church, ft. Ahoiit 15 miles. 0, Andrew J.ichsoii carried I'ennsjlranl.i every tint he ran for the Presidency 7. At Iluena Vlstn. 8. Khaki Is nn ndjerttir, meaning dust colored. Al a noun It Is the name of a tttltled fabric ef cotton or tvool the color of dust. 0. The City Hull. In Philadelphia. 10. Ooternor llruniliuugh till! be fit years old 01 April 14. "Good Indian" Poem Wanted I.'d'ior of "ll'Aaf Do You Know" I wish to know the author of a poem entitled "Lines on the Grave of a Good Indian." This Is composed of five stanzas, of which the first Is as follows; "In a summer land, where tho honey bees be. And tho birds and (lowers abound ; Where tho woodchucks chuck and the wild duck duck In tho lakes and rivers around." I don't remember tho rest, but I recollect much poetry In them. Will you give tho rest nnd tell mo who wrote It? 13IW CHANG YAO. Possibly a reader will be ablo to furnish the author's name and the .remainder of the verses. "The Scourge of Damascus" Editor of "UViol Do You Know" I know of t story entitled the "Scourge of Damascus," which appeared in the New York Ledger In the years of 1882 or 1863 In serial form. It has since ap peared In 10-cent novel form, but I do not know the publishers. Pleaso kindly give the Informa tion. A. K, The book Is not lUted In the United States Catalogue. Possibly It can bo obtained at oris of the second-hand book stores. LogginK Measures Kdilor o "Whiif Do You Know" Will you pleaso give through your column "Doyle's Itule for calculating feet, board measure. In logs, with solution of tame? Think It is sometimes also called "Scribner's Bule." J H. K- Q.r.U.nA.-1.! T.nii'lntr Tlmilc elves the followlnf rula for ascertaining the number of cubic feet in round timber: Find the average circumference by adding tho circumferences of the large and Bmall ends and dividing by 2; multiply tht square of one-fourth of this average circum ference by the length in feet; 'he result gives four-fifths of the real contents in cubic feet, one-fifth being customarily allowed to the pur chaser for waste In sawing. To measure con tents of square timber, multiply the width ur tho thickness In Inches, multiply this result l-y the length In feet and divide by 12 to ascer tain contents (n feet. Naval and MilUnrStrengths Editor of "What Do You Know" Kindly publish In your columns (1) the comparative strength of the armies and navies of the lour largest Powers, Including the United States, ii it does not happen to rank among the large" four. (2) Also state the estimated number ot men killed or wounded In this war. (3) the esti mated cost, and (O approximate number or ships lost. First It is Impossible to answer your ques tion on the basis of absolute comparison unless the total war strength (theoretical) Is taken bj the standard. On that basis the nylons rani. Jtussla. 5,100,000; Germany, ff.400,000; Franee. 5,300.000; Austria. 3.600.000; Italy, '.'".OM. Great Britain, 3,000,000. The military """ of the four nations with the largest establish ments, quoting figures published In works oi "ference Issued the first of this year, Js; nu siaf 1 384,000; Germany. 870,000; France, J.' 000: Austria. 436,000. The standing army ot the United States numbers 80,000. By a W passed act of Congress this is Increased t iTTTn tl.ioiua r.iii strength, measured op the basis of total number of ships of vil a aaau I M ureal jjruaui, ?, "r-,' .,' Germany. 355; United States. 28! rXRQ ,V" "Sr kot allow for losses in land or .naval naval battles, as authentic statistics are not a-va""' Beconi No complete official lists of dsualUes have been issued Widely vary in, claims j deaths, wounueu ana gjuim us. v '. by the belligerent war offices. At the ead i of the first year of the war Prussia iiJoneata'U I casualty list of 1.500.000. Last October W Britain aoknowledged land losses alone of !. 0Q0 Third. Great Britain has If"1 crwlits of more than ten billion dollar. 5 SaTy has spent at least halt that figures for France are v.-aMe. JteJ. Fourth- Approximately 500 merchant w hi vels end 50 warcraft i n m 4 m