EVENING LEPftER-PHILABELPHIA', TUESDAY, JANUARY 25. 1916 PHILLIES HAVE NO REAL CLAIM ON THE SERVICES OF GEDEON, WASHINGTON'S CAST-OFBl 14 n- II m to I. 1 1 u 4 I r f PHILS' FIGHT FOR GEDEON " MAY AFFECT PLAYING OF BERT NIEHOFF NEXT YEAR Confidence of 1915 Second Baseman Probably Will Be Shaken by Knowledge That Club Is Looking for Successor Atifj tlio tnlk about Uio Phillies liclnp bo bitterly disappointed nt not potting . Joes tjedcon, who was purclmscd by the Ynnkccs from Unrry sinelnlr, Is not iroliiR to Improve liert Nlehoffs ronfldence. Lack of confidence In Ills own nblllty nnd the fecllnf? tlmt some one wns always hustllriK for Ills position affected Nlehoff's work last year, nnd the knowledge that the club Is trying to Secure another second baseman mny ruin n pretty good ball Player. If the Phillies hnd a chance to sot Oedeon by lodging ti protest with tbo National Commission, thero would be some exeuso for the publicity; but as Sinclair has n perfect right to sell any player whose contract bo holds, necord lng to tlio peace agreement, nnd did not ncccpt the Phillies' offer, it Is hard to bco where tho local team can profit by airing tho fact that It Is dissatisfied with Ntehort. NIohoft -was far from n finished fielder nt Becond last yenr, but ut times ho played brilliant bnll. Marring tho world's series, there was not n. critical scries during tho season In which Nlolioff did not surprlso tho fans. In cidentally, Cobb and othors have failed dismally In world's series. Nlolioff was- always a good hitter and deserves nnothcr chance. Thero were many better second basemen last season, but bo lit In well with the Plillly marhlne, and ns It Is the combination nnd not the stars who win pennants, It might bo well to think twice before awarding a minor leaguer his position even boforo that minor leaguer Is purchased. Coast Leaguers Not Much Impressed With Gedeon As to Ccdcon, It Is doubtful If bo will make good despite the largo batting livcrogo ho had last season. Excellent Judges of ball players on tbo Pacific coist declare that Oedeon got his large average because thero woro few good curve ball pitchers In that league. This Is evidently tbo truth, ns Hill Orr, Harry Hcllman, Jimmy Johnston, Jack Ness and several other sluggers In thp Pacific Coast League were marks for a good curve ball when tried in the major leagues. "When Gedeon wa? with Washington he chafed curve balls a foot outside tho plato and did not look like a natural bitter, having a bnd stiff arm swing, so noticeable In many long hitters on groove balls. Tho fact that Manager Griffith, of "Washington, who knows him better than any other baseball man In tho East, had turned him over to Minneapolis In spite 'of his excellent record nt Salt Lake Indicates that the leader of tho Senntors Is certain Gedeon will never be able to hit In the major leagues, although Grllllth Is now fighting for him In order to sell him to tho highest bidder. In this connection is might be well to remark that Cliff Plankcnship, man ager of Salt Lake, scouts for tho Washington Club, having been the discoverer oi tho wonderful Wtltcr Johnson, nnd he advised Griffith not to bother with Gedeon. Tho best rccommendntlon for Gedeon Is that "Cap" Neal, the Plillly scout who picks but few bad ones, recommends him highly, but It must bo remembered, however, that Nenl did not see much of him, and not against high-class pitching. That, a small floor handicaps the Red and Ultio was apparent when It went down to defeat In its first Intercollegiate game away from home. Penn profited by Its mistakes, and In the future will open up Its game, even on tho smaller floors away from home. Even with the handicap of lack of weight and size, Penn has a wonderful chance to win the championship. The games at Cornell and Princeton are the only ones remaining on Penn's schedule which should cause unnecessary worry, unless Jourdct's men show a comploto reversal of form. Local clubmen are wagering on George Urooko nnd Joseph Wear to win tho national doubles racquet championship at Boston next Saturday. Brooke and Wear have shown wonderful form, and twlco within the last 10 days defeated C. C. Pell and S. G. Mortimer, tho champions. Brooke has tuken off a great deal of weight and is In better shape than ever before. More and Hotter Athletics at Penn Tho Student Committee nt tho University of Pennsylvania Is following in tho wake of many other colleges in the United States In Its efforts to put athletics on sounder nnd more universal basis. This committee has recently recommended" to tho Athletic Association that It tako control of all class com petition as well as thoe contests In which tho University Is represented by varsity teams. This conclusion was reached, unfortunately, not by tho maturing of tho Idea which has been fostered for a decado by tho National Collegiate Athletic Asso ciation, but by a fatal accident. Shortly after the death of a Penn student In the recent bowl fight between tho freshmen and sophomores, tho student committee decided to make up for the abolition of this event by substituting more interclnss contests of both major and minor sports. Collegiate Control of All Athletics As mentioned. It has been a hobby of the N. C. A. A. for many yeara to develop athletics by putting everything In tho hands of either tho fnculty of tho various universities or under tho guidance of tho athletic associations, who would be guided in all final decisions by tho faculty. That this condition of affairs is being brought about Is shown by a recent Investigation by Dr. G. L. Meylan, physical director at Columbia University. His report shows that nfter Investigating athletic conditions In 232 Amerlcnn colleges, 145 are working to have absolute collegiate control over all athletics. Ho states that as late of 1910 only four Institutions had such control and but 32 others were considering It. Doctor Meylan shows tho trend of the times also by proving that at present ?Q per cent, of the collego athletic directors have chairs In the faculty, while five years ago, only 75.7 per cent, had faculty voting privileges. If Pennsylvania finally decides to put all Its athletics In the hands of the association, or at least under a control higher than tho students' committee, there Is no doubt that with Its vast enrolment tho Hed and Bluo will tako its place at the head of collcglato competition In all branches of sports and will develop a stronger and better student body. Scholastic Coaching for Athletes Columbia University oarsmen aro doing college athletics a good turn by the emphasis they aro placing on the scholastic standing of all crew candidates. It la true that tho primary purpose of the rowing authorities is to get and keep their mon eligible rather than to make scholars of them. But thq result will bo the same. The scholastic standard of the university will be raised and the crews will be stronger 'In consequence. "What the Columbia men are doing leads at once to the query: Why should not collego athletic associations havo a committee to Investigate nnd keep tab on the scholastic standing of all athletes? Tho Syracuse athletic authorities started such a system several years ago, only they employed a tnember of the faculty to watch up the athletes and get reports from nil de partments'. If he found an athlete on the ragged edgo scholastlcalTy, ho either coached him back Into good standing or warned him. Doubtless some purists will Insist that this sort of aid to an athlete because he la an athlete, savors of favoritism. But If It makes better students of athletes, it la worth while. ABSENT-MINDED MY DEAR KOBBE . THIS Oyks&OUINE STOVE FOR crri.itnvi-r - --. IT UP AND SHOW YOU 1 woRKOf W- ? ABNERHe Loves to Share His Pleasures With IS THE. ONLY HERE ARE CONVENIENCE., THt VVASTE'PReVENTORANO RE.XUKN i. n-uMuni CASOU1NE ADJUSTER. SEE.AUSO, THE FLOW-CORRECTOR AND SPE.E.D HOW IX Pr 3oLLY I HOPS I CAW APfORfc LIKC THAT- IT 0?ReT To TfcWfBL IM &OLID COMFORT .X ' " -... ,fa'yVlIyrtj 1. Y s -J '5ij3TP'TlSfaTtfiff?lMt .". lIj k-Z': sPhAQ nr dalXY I'm GoiMS -n ast ram Till A am UU& AND OG.T A LITTLC likc? that- Tav caw pass o A3 PAP. AMD JAUS MORB MONr SOCIETY SHOWS CAGE QUINTETS Elite of Washington, D. C, and Kensington See Fists Fly in Rage JASPER BEATS CAMDEN Clubs Standing w. l..:r. 17 s ,i Trrntnn .. II 11 .Rim Ho Xcrl . 1:1 I- .."0 Jafircr. . . . v. T..r.c. II II .410 11 II .1111 II 111 .'MO nreyntork. Hearting. . Juimlcn... Following the noble example of fnimer Societnry of tlio N'nvy G. Von I... Meyer nnd soeloty lion Truxtnn Heiile, who stirred Washington's upper i?et yester day by a common stiect brawl, tho Camden and Jasper teams of the Eastern Iinshotuall League brightened up tho cor ners of Nonpareil Hall last evening with a similar flsllc production. ISaetzel rcfciccd tho Kensington bouts which occulted simultaneously with tho basketball giuno. llnctzel wns not able to handle the ilcllcato blttiatlnn and callcil in tho cops much to the dlHsust of tho big crowd. Tho blucconts put an end to the exhibitions of tho manly art, then Jasper pioceeded to trim Camden, 31 to 21. Tho game last mgnt was tho play-off of tho contest scheduled for January 6, which Camden refused to play because Hill Kiimmur was In tho J.iapor line-up. Jack Adams caused tho trouhlo before and wns tho ocnlro of tho fistic attrac tion last night. Friedman started tho fuss by flooring Adams, who, because of his slight build, is essentially a dolegnto of perpetual peace. Then Hoy Steele, tho ilcmon South Jersey Bluggor, crashed his right to Friedman's form. Thnt started a huily buily of blows that might havo continued indefinitely but for tho rudo interference of tho law. Aa for tho game Itself, thero was noth ing to It but Jasper. Camden wns with out tho set vices of IJIeglmn. Puither moio, llttlo Harney Scdrau shut out Jimmy Urown. whilo Fiicdinnn and Fix held tho Camden forwnids to 0110 lonely Held goal, While theso stirring events woro taking Plnco In tho northeast section Groystoek was trimming tho 'rigors InTronton bj tho count of S3 to si. n1iurts.n"i')r,"., 'iroulmVt. ho Tennsyl. Kano "Musifsy, position. - n-w M 4110 LI UIJIJ- (4I!1 , iVv.l "l.onPSnn. tho former Hastern LeaBUe frort at 'wfiif ",',' v!11" ,ho !mn, oft S ifnm. "Jmouih. Ho is now ejntaln of tlio Acmrdlnjt to up-Suto nnpera Jasper lias hicn look nR for eintro player to miccctd JSivanaiiBli IlasHetball ColtiB loo cood In M!on?' rl'';1C",!, fr m,' "UDrs "ea8 thi" .J'r??,'l.y'. fi!1Kcr' whn ""a had trouble with tho I'ittbton management all tenson !aB V, lit tho team and la looklnc for anotl"t Vnh 'jlo j a dtiir nlajcr. mm. io TnKBiTt. tho het official up State ha ,in, the I'cnnsylvnn .1 Ktnto I.eaguo beeauta nfq. ,. naming of tho Wllkea-Uarr" eluL?Uprc"lqlnt lw 3 Is having 110 end of troubfo In m-curlnu-officials who uro WsKir than tho jilajcri , Tlio, wlnnlni: club In tho Interstate I-encue h.m tho sanction of that body to play tho champion team of tho Huitcrn Leacue, This match would not ho nny more interesting than tlio Troy-HcadliiB names of tovcrul ymra aco because of, the vast diffrrenco In tho lules under which tho teams play. St. Andrew's second tiwm his won 12 frames In a row In tho Ifrothcrhood Second Team League. THE. TWO MAIN POINTS I y- -n I rou ; i CONTROL.' A MOTORIST IS NEVER CONTENTED SUMS VAY A BIS BOS MUST BE l s . c Ms-ss!m IF YdU HAWe A LITTLE CAR - TVte. R3UK-J IW "WE:. Bltf LlMOU3fJE MEM TO BE an ) 1-n.tX. amo at P You RMfM.LV ARRWC AT Thc BIG CAR 5TAGE - THE FOLKS IM THS. LITTLE Car. APPeAR To hane. t all cjer You RACQUET CLUU STILL LEADS SQUASH TEAMS Takes Six Matches From the Cynwyd Men Ifcsteruay Tie lesults of yesterday's mntches In the Inleiclub squash lacliets champion ship Intrenched the Itacipict Club firmly In tlio lead. Tho Racquet Club players did quite what wns expected of them In defeating the Cynwyd Club nt tho Hac quet Club by six matches to norc. Team II, of (icrmmiluwn, not only served thn liecquot Club a good turn by winning 0110 match from Team A, of the snmo iluh, at Manhelm, but thereby virtually put their own club out of the running for the championship. The Hccquct Club will meet Team 1J, of Mellon, tomorrow, and cun alTord to lose one match and still win the championship. BOWLING RESULTS Itojal Arcanum League In the lto.il Artanum nmtchei rolled on the CiKlnn nllcjH Mai liluht Ilaverfonl, I'lilU Orlrlll.L No. 'J nnd (irriliatilnwn won their scries from West l'hl la.Hlnlil.i. I'cnnsj hnnla ami l'lillj(lclihl.i No. 1 respectively. M'llrhlu.. ls im 110 flatten... 1.1! lfift MS Marker... 14' im 1:1s llnrter... Kit ire 1.W llcnner... 77 77 VI 1 llr'man 11:1 1S"J i'10 I'inkerton 1!ls 101 losc.llr'mnn lis S7 nil liatby 14S li-.l Hi! (Iloeckner pit in 14!i Handicap. 'JTi '-"I 1 Totals... 703 750 733 Totals... cm r,23 IIAVnUKOHI. WUST riui.A. Hacker... 201 lsl 101 Clymer. .. llil i: W! lteed in isn vn conneli.. ls'i w. 1.1(1 Mealy..., 1ST. 1.11 1SI Wilson... 1 HI lit) llellof.... 1BI 1CS lflt Hvam 12H lit 111 Handicap L'l -1 21 Totals... 732 &SIS W3 Totals... OU Ml 591 l'Hir.A. NO. 1. onnMANTOWN. Pmllh.... 1.".2 111! Ill I.eRB 1MI 1.1(1 1R1 Itocdcl.... 103 ll 122 I.lttlo.... 1112 1.11 1.17 I'cncard.. li!i 1!U 11.1 (honme.. I'll! 130 17t Ilrnwn 1117 117 1111 Heyer.... 171 K.S 171 M'Cahan. Ill 140 131 Walls.... l.HI 132 122 Handicap. 1.1 1.1 13 Totals ..707 72SI 712 Totals... H29 TCI b20 Western Electric KTonns. novAr.TV. Patterson. 112 131 13(1 Kratz 1.1.1 132 132 Mencr. .. UK 150 1.11 Wick nil 141 121 t.nzler 133 142 131 Ilend'rson im! .. .. Wrist.... 171 lflii 1IHI Lane 172 171 1(15 Tewes 141 1.18 130 Neelv 157 1IW 130 Orlfnth.. .. 1.1II 124 Totals.. 710 721 720 Totnls.. 730 705 1)78 KWiTrimoAnn MAiNTii.VANrn. Crosset... 1.11 1 1ll 21R Ifenil'rson 10 III 00 liptlhcr... 7 113 100 llnwers.. 142 122 151 l.nuet... lit: l.'tl ins Amisfeld. 110 13H 07 Waltjen.. 171 110 157 Colfax .. mil li'.K 130 liaruwell. 107 101 130 ScKclkin. 101 173 237 Totals.. 712 727 77H Totals. ."TOO 3 720 INSPUCTION. ACCOL'NTINfl. Vetters... t32 101 207 Weir.. .. US 1311 O'l llnlirman. llh 113 135 Whuers.. 122 120 i:t. liuriiH,... 1.12 mo 1.1:1 Li-wIh ... i:ii i;io 121 'I'rouland. KOi 1.11 12S Kennedy. 121 .. .. Louiks... 1.17 172 102 I'lrman.. 130 102 1,'to Creumer. .. 130 HID Totals.. 710 MO M3 Totals.. 031 740 050 American League siro. ii:pt. main office. iJinKo... 12-1 KH ion Itleh 107 loo 150 freeman tl 107 1.1.1 Arinst'iiR ill 114 Ills Welch .. 101 121 100 MIbpII... ii.o 14'l 173 Sommers. 12.1 110 PS McC'dless 1ST 10 10S fowler... e!i Lewis... US 150 177 llenschl'n ... 1 82 , Hdcp.. 53 M M Totals.. 71S 733 M2 Totals.. 570 fiKT (Tio STATION 8. STATION 20 MrC.mil.. 140 US im Miller... INI 120 117 Qultk.... Ill l.'l'l 10S M'llklns'n 13.1 HI lmt Hums... 12.1 123 1(17 I'rown... 121 102 101 Hepslicr . 170 J Ml 110 lloutKeols 12.1 i:t'l 1TI Dickson. 150 125 1.11 Crnnston 131 151 151 Hdcp... Ill Totals,. 700 081 734 Totals, fins 718 012 STATION 4. STATION 0. Callahan 14S v HI Ijinrty... Ill) 107 127 Ilerfct... 07 123 101 Keating. M 118 Oil lenity... 122 os no NiikcII... las ill lai Uiane... 137 lit 145 Nagcll.A. 1'IS 114 lai bhaw.... OS 111) 110 Nncell.It. 110 151 181 CrovWey. 118 113 118 Totals,. 022 0J0 GUI Hdcp... 0 0 0 N Totals., oiu" 5iT 001 Jolly Five Good Bowlers I.ist'nlghl, at Starr Garden, the Jolly Fivo defeated the Hnndolnh Club In a bowling match, score 5) to StO. The feature of the Kamo was tho howling or Captain Marks, of .folly Five, who made the hlghe&t scoro. Jolly rive, by virtue of this Wctary. vent Into un disputed first place In the league. Others!- WHY.SHE DOESN'T LIGHT! Tr cun L.IA4.LVE. ISCL.OSC.D.THE SMOKE.-EXHAUST OPEN. TE SAFETY' CATE CLOSED AND THE OVERhLOW TUBEATMAl.rLui.r,, mu no- NEVER HAPHtutOJ estrone. ; ,x,v .OC si vzs 7 CCt STAR ATHLETES WILL BE LOST BY GRADUATION Twelve Letter Men Get Diplomas at Northeast. C. H. S. Drops Eleven 33 INCLUDED IN LIST Graduations to bo held this week will cause a depletion In tbo ranks of Central, West Philadelphia, Northeast and Soutb Philadelphia HlKh Schools and incident ally send a host of well-known student athletes out Into the business world or Eivo them six months to Idle awny while waiting for coIIcrcs In the fall. nvery high school will send Its quota of football, baseball, track and baskot ball men away with sheepskins every school except Frankford and German town, who are still In the Infant class and os yet bno no seniors. In nil, 33 students who havo dashed Into print on account of their athletic ability will get diplomas. Northeast, In graduating an even dozen, suffers tho Kieatest loss while Central follows closely with 11. West Philadelphia has seven and South Philadelphia three. Football Men to Go At Northeast the heaviest drain will come In tho ranks of the footballers. Dickel and held-, ends; Lechlcr, guard, and Dudley Thomas, captnln of tho 1Q15 team, are booked to go. From tho soccer champions last full will ho graduated Lynch, Stewart and Fullmore, who wns unable to ncccpt tho captaincy on ac count of lllnehs. The baseball team will bo forced to work along without Barker, star pitcher. From the cage team goes Wallace, tho toll centre and leading scoier. Slckel, a crew man; Frctz, cap tain of the tennis team, and Kbiiidcr, manager of football and a track athlete, complete the list. At Central High a pair of stellar foot ball ends will ho graduated in Ho Long, also a Imskethallcr, and Bradley, Hkewiso a member of tho crow. Another member of tho football team to go is Voss, half back, together with .Joplln nnd Boswell, both letter winners, but not regular men. Ono of tho most notnblo athletes to leave Central Is Hampton, the champion high Jumper of last year's Indoor and out door meets. Joe Labrum, a distance man; Russell, n timber-topper, and Tarr, a mller and basketball player, ulsn will be missed. Completing the list are Whlto and Llebermnn, cage men. West I'hilly Grads Tim depletion in ranks of tho West Phillies Is not so great, although Dehrens, Blcrman ami Bruitt, of the basketball team, are scheduled to depart. Along with this trio will go Richardson and coflln. football players and oarsmen; Ed Shentou, coxswain of tho champlojishlp crew, nnd Craig, a harrier. Brenheizer, a member of tho football team and" a hurdler, and Heath, a pole-vaulter and high-Jumper, havo- left and will not com plete their courses. South Philadelphia win graduate only three athletes; but their loss, coming at this time, will bo felt keenly. They aro members of tho basketball team Black, Llpkowltz and Dessen. As Black Is cap tain of tho team.another leader will be elected when the Athletic Commltteo meets. Morse has been chosen to suc ceed Manager McCloskey, who also grad uates. ( ctbanCP! THEHLOW - 0 Kjnirtri r-t? aRWELLAS THE REVERSE "IUI "" FLAME-SHIFT, AHt--i- in AND'IN PERFECT COINUi Ciffkll W KsCtef l4- fete 111 IM-...! ! .1111 -" . PM. -II M - I.,,, , , I EAST TOPS BASEBALL WORLD ,IN DEVELOPING INFIELDERS Best Pitchers Hail Prom West, While South Gets Call tor Gardeners Other Com ment in Poetry and Prose by Rice Dy GIIANTLAND UICE More Verse Libel Jess Wlllard fights for 30,600 bones, Iron men or ilucats, as jou brand tho stuff; ror SO minutes he wltl peer and poke, And hardly ratio a pood, old-fashioned sweat, Yet for each minute he will get more dough Than man earn by labor through the J""""' . . .. And though bjj hard pan value toe should say That SO cents yeas closer to the mark, Vr.t tor the Thirtv Thousand he wilt get Veep In his heart ho thinks he's under paid. Slr-I travel with your recent corre spondent. In a finish scrap Momn will knock Willard's block off. In 10 rounds ho may not bo able to do much, but even In 10 rounds I think ho will show as much stuff ns Wlllnrd docs-nnd maybo a llttlo bit more. W. L. K. Almost 21 years have skittered by slnco John Lawrence Sullivan fell with a thud at New Orleans. How long after their claret-drenched fenturcB havo nestled In hc sawdust will any of tho present crop bo regarded as Institutions? Baseball by Sections Various sections produce various base ball talcilts. The East leads by a wldo maigln In Infloldors with Dnubort, Mcln nls, Collins, Evers, Barry, Wagner, Ma ranvlllc, Horzog, Hnker. Tho West has tbo call In producing able bodied pitchers with Johnson, Alexander, Leonard, Foster, Tesrcau, James. And neither Rectlon classes with tbo outflcldlng South, , which has Cobb, Speaker, Jackson nnd Milan to offer. Joe Jackson and 1910 Which recalls the Impending future of Joe Jnckson, labeled by Gordon Mackay as "Tho Carolina Crashsmlth." For some reason or another Joseph suf fered a serious depletion of base hits last summer. He finished nbove .300, but not very far above, at .308, wheio In tho old days his mark extended from .340 to .408. Jnckson was transplanted last summer from Cleveland to Chicago. This chango may havo been responsible for his slump. As a White Sox regular ho may rlso again to his o.fiTimo heights as first mate on tho Walloping Window Blind, cap tained by T. Raymond Cobb. And then again bo may not. Hut Jnckson cannot af ford to slump. As Ty Cobb's only batting rival he Is needed for a number of spe cific Bpnco-fllllng purposes. For three years he gave Ty the battle of his dizzy young life and thereby ' added copious quantities to tho gaiety of things. In the matter of Jackson's slump Noll Goldsmith bad the right Idea: "111 fares the land, to hastening Ills n Prey, Where fielders accumulate and batsmen decay ; Pitchers or catchers may flourish or may fade, Tho Bush can make them as tho Bush has made; But a great slugger his township's pride, When once destroyed can never bo sup plied." Down South recently wo lnmped two bluebirds, Hnihlnscrs of Swat. The blue THE FAR WEST IS DEVELOPING GREAT ATHLETES University of Washington Has Made Wonder Rec ord on the Gridiron NORTHWEST CHAMPIONS "A now era has come In athletic affairs In tho Far West and along tho Pacific slope, an era that has bi ought tho West ern universities to a point wheio they rank ulongsldo tho greatest In Amcilca la athletic achievement," says Coniad Brevlck, of tho University of Washing ton. "Just a few years ago athletics in tlio big colleges in tho West were Just aborn ing. The colleges woro comparatively new, and up to that tlmo so much at tention hnd to bo paid to providing tbo proper courses of book learning that ath letic activities were neglected. Now at Front "But the Western ntbletes have come to tho front with a rush; they havo de veloped In every department In a re mnrknhle way, and today they lank ns the equals of the best In the East In foot ball, baseball, track or rowing. "University of Washington bns Just finished its eighth eur of football su premacy In tho Northwest Conference a record uncqualed. In thoso eight years not one of tho Washington elevens suf fered defeat an unparalleled record. "Washington and Leland Stanford crows, finding that tho mountain would not come to Mahomet, themselves went to tho mountain, and followers of rowing everywhero remember tho splendid ability and rowing power that theso two ciews displayed on their trips to Poughkeepsie, N. V. Stanford probably will bo back In the spring, and Washington will line up for tho gun in 1917, a faculty ruling pro hibiting their competing before. And theso brawny big boys from the far side of the By QFFAND rt-T" ur mu i i iu.x i S ZTTZZZTZT, L ( I I FORGOT THAT THE TANK 13. AT J' ft.irBAl THE PLUMBERS Your I GETTING A LEMts I bird Is the forerunner of "Play Knll" . I plqunnt phrase sometimes used to de'not.i upuiiiug uay or mo i-irst Oamc. Wo wlBh Johnny Evers would go baelt (,. the Cuba and Vlo Saler would chania Vu nnmo to Frank Chnnco. Them woVit,: bonnio days In Stvatland. a N" The Joy Taker Slr-Tlte Giants for the first dlvlslon-mi chance-not a chanco In thn ,..?." Braves, Cubs, Phillies and Dodgers ha. J Ij ab-so-tlvc-ly. Tho Glnnfa m o-i'.Vi fifth, but they will have to go soma ii . ' bent out the Reds or Pirates. But as fi. i 1-2-3-4 those places aro already niJ Jammed tight. Watch and see. HOfJAN, Whnt bns becomo of the Old FashloWlt ............... ...... t. lu iiiku mo American 41 Loaguo race sowed up at this time eicS i season? I Maxims of the 19th Hole In both Golf nnd Llfo moro shots played In bunkere than out on th fair! on tho fair. way. Thcroforo It PrOtltCth onn PTenllu i. practice tho gcntlo nrt of emereln imii. In ono stroke out of Trouble. Wo predict a green nnd tender spring fragrant with npplo blossoms ana bast hits. After last season's snow-rlmmed gale-frlngod sprlngtldo tho rovcrso Is dua this March and April. If wo aro wrontr any protestor or protestant will rcceiva an notion snapshot of Bcnnlo Kauff beat Ing Christie Mathowson a game of chess down nt Mnrlln. "If McGraw," writes Lucius, "should ' drop Kauff, what would ho bo?" A has Bcnnlc. "Is It pronounced Kowf or Koft?" re quests Rolllo. Ifnuff, undoubtedly, "Fred Toney, tho Red star, says he would llko to get moro money." So say wo nil of us, as tho old chorus runs. But thnt doesn't always mean, etc. ' Fred Toney would havo made good trlth tbo Cubs six years ago If somo ono hadn't printed that yarn on him about killing a rabbit with a rock. That was enough to dlscourago nny original young farmer Just breaking In. Tho U. S. of A., horrified nt tho money Europo Is wasting on war. Is willing to pny Wlllard $30,000 for CO minutes, Who's looney now? i Faille , Once upon a tlmo there was a pitcher, whn, nfter winning a ball game, was novcr advertised as "having hnd a hop on his fast one." Moral Can't you tako a Joke? Hans Wagner is now writing his base ball experiences. As If nny man could ever recall inf Idents that happened nearly a hundred ycais ago. This Is tho first tlmo Hans has ever fallen for the wilting game. He held out for 11 years, hut naturo at last seized her couise. Rocky Mountains nre going to keep com- . Ing and coming again until not so far In" the future a now name will head the list ' of llnlshers In the Hudson classic. Still New College "In n good many ways this University of Washington Is so new th.it the varnish Is still wet. Wo have no ivy-covered wenthor-benton bulldlnus to wrltfi odes' about. Hut the school is buildcd solidly. Is In the midst of a (Inurishlnir period of. growth, and, spholastleally, has a major loaguo rating, ranking within the first dozen unlveisltles of the land In nth lullcs, whefo hoary ago Is not so essential to succva1!. oho lias taken t'velopean Mrldes, nnd in tho spneo of elaht years has developed fiom praetlml oblivion to a university whose deuds have been her nldcd tho country ovei." jfoono.ono firm will ije INCORPORATED IX DELAWARE St. Louis Corporation Will Run Big Pig Iron and Manganese Plant ST. LOUIS, Jan. 23.-A Si.nnO.oOO cor poration, to opeiate a pig lion and fcrro nmnguncse plant In this city, will he in corporated on Tuesdnv of iicct week in Wilmington, Del. A t7-ucre tract of Iron producing land bns been ncMUlred at Wnukon, la., fiom which tho llrm will get raw material, while, with tho ad vantages incident to cheap coko and river transportation, it Is expected the plant will ho nblo to produce pig Iron $2 cheaper a ton than It Is now produced In Pittsburgh nnd other lion eenties of the Eastern States. Tho Incorporation Is to ho effected In Delaware because tho Missouri laws pro hibit ono corporation from owning the stock of another. It wns found neces sary to tako over several linns in the organization of tho now corporation. The most Important of theso Is tho Missouri Iron Company, which has expended more than 11,000,000 In developing Iowa Iron properties. RECORDS BOUGHT Why not sell thou YICTOK or COLUMBIA Ilecordo J ou ure tired of? Ilrop n poital, our reirrentutle HI ufudlr cull KVKIiV- JIOIIV'S llcronl M"H. 100 N. 101U Street Open Ktenlns ; WALT McDOUGALL m wmm