fan ambassador aint k job, its i an
h-
SrhI: It's a Big Honor to
II QaP Kin gts and
Queens a Hundred
M . TjI-tt "TirvVi4- ih
I the Year," He Adds
jjirsky.
However, Is Skeptical
''of D i P 1 m n c y "It Ain't
vguch a Kunst, After All, to
na nn Ambassador," Ho JJe-
' clarcs "Afl an Ambassador
.Does Is What He Is Told."
iverthdess, Znpp Is Convinced That
It Is a "Quincidonce mat wuson
ghould Send Colonol House to
Europe n Couplo of Days Before
They Come jjuck from inoir
Si Honey moon" Mrs. wiison uocsnt
Like Him, He Insists
T'S a quincidence, anywny," snld
$1 Barnett Zapp, the waist manu
flrturtr, In Wasserbauer's restaurnnt,
it he wiped from his eyebrows the
htrcomstantial evidence of a charlotte
'ftoe.
jfc "What's a quincidence?" Louis Bir
"Jly, the real cstatcr, asked.
t'jThat they should send him to Eu
rope a couple of days before they como
kedcvfrom their honoymoon," Biraky
ihW. "Which It's either a quincidence
ir she says to him, 'Maybe you like to
ve that feller hanging around the
fc'use all the time, but mo not.' And
'Mr. Wilson says, 'Aber the feller Is
'fcch old friend or mine,' and she
M'. 'What do you mean, an old
'fiend? Bryan is also an old friend
if ' yours Colonel Harvey, too, and
Ridley P. Malono and Charles K.
Jturphy nnd Gott wciss wer nach
'jnd if you arc going to have all that
SWd sticking around the place, y'un
ilwjtand, Instead of the White House,
ifriuhington, I might just so well be
,'nmnlnfr the Palmer House, Chicago,
"If the Yates House, Sarnhcuse.' 'Well,
what could I do?' Mr. Wilson says.
$end him to Mexico,' she says. 'I
ilready sent him to Mexico.' 'Then
knd him to Europe.' 'I sent him to
Europe, too,' says Mr. Wilson nebich.
jjThen send him there ngain,' and so
jr. Wilson rings him up from Hot
Springs, Va., and after the girl tells
$A when through talking to please
Rfpojit one cent intornnl revenue tax
lift the quarter slot, ho cays to Colonel
jHonie is he doing anything next Sat
ittr&A'nnd if not be a good feller and
iph a run over to Europe and see
rarMr. Pago and Mr. Gerard and
wt hero Sharp is up to over there."
B"What arc you talking nonsense,
Spp?" Birsky exclaimed. "Mrs. Wil
Itt didn't got nothing to do with
Lionel House going to Europe"
i-T
ROMANCE OF SHIPS
fum (nincn rpo nnnun
mu vjwj azina uuimi,
U. OF P. MEN TOLD
Modern Steamship Spells Doom
Jrj; of Sea Literature, Says
xiux. v caauuiucib
SCIENCE'S BLOW AT ART
iipt modern steamship, which makes It
JJMlWe for man to cross tho ocean In
H dy. spells the doom of the plc
wmw jailor, tho "old salt." Immor
lad by the great writers of fiction.
nthis la tho opinion of Prof. Edward C.
.fnaelhotft. of tho University of Penn
tlunla, expressed this afternoon In a
IrtDre at Houston Hull on "The Sea and
Btllor In Fiction "
gfrpfcMor Wesselhoeft Bees the end of
romances of the sen. He thinks that
ph Conrad, the Anglicized Pole, now
Jcorotied as one of the world's sreat
IUU, will prove to be the last ureat
Kir of sea stories. Ho thinks that
ftlllVei nf Ihn anrt mnria fnmnilH hV
Uln Marryat, V Clark Russell. Jack
Won and others will soon be a thing
8 yw.
With the passing of the salllne ship,"
wn romance whloh the sea has always
.lr us, owlne, no doubt, greatly to
1T uncertainty, and there passes,
B ail, a type of men whoso lives have
J Pnt In such close contact with the
cf wind and water, with the en
LJJFf to subdue ths forces to their
tWJlWrpose, sometimes with buccs.
"jurats unsuccessfully, thnt their very
Mir had been molded thereby and
kad certain characteristics peculiar
W profession."
Mferred to the finest salllne ship of
'U "but thit llni.nl ilearendant of
?Vvel of ancient times or the Ch
,!.' and said that the profes-
"Hlng shp sailor of today Is the
professional descendant of the men
nJitd them.
HI man's victory over the sea, with
.J"1 or tne Bailing snip, tne snori-
v an sta voyages, the opening oi
Main r..-( V .... .-....k n.AU
lt of the great sea writers who
y We to sincerely look upon the sea
w forefathers for generations have
tDAfai.!.. . h .I1. tun la
- -- -- ..., BM.au kl.lllvu. v
;. i0n lhe elements, but depending
'JW worldly wisdom, more scientific.
M . tvv.j iiuiiiittiv wiih every juww.
""'tress, but more the ruler of a
and untrustworthy servant, the
Of int. (-m.A-u. . . ..,
-- y.r;Bcni ana coming gviicia
4 Product nf mah .-.urn tralnlntr.
the iea enslaved can no longer
WQ nrnrs.ln.i .. .
' Oe ! fcble t0 ,ook uoa the ea
u HW It."
Oil Burna Woman. Aired 80
n Oil. Whla!. smlanh.l -.m a r
5mK eHS18He.w??ri;"m;,"t
trt -"" i wtu. xaigr jmv
years nM iib k?.w- r4llHA
Lj82,hJ burned so badly that
...T fUB wmn' son was u,n.
HUnguUh the flames at onc.
PLEASURE TRIP FOR A RICH BUSINESS MAN," SAYS ZAPP
By MONTAGUE GLASS & Tllnsf-.vndnn hv RRTfiOR
&
"The president of the bank asks him docs ho know a friend of his
by the name House."
"Didn't she?" Znpp said. "Then .
why did Mr. Wilson send him thore?"
"Ain't you yourself just now telling ,
me that Colonel House Is nn old friend
from Mr. Wilson, nnd he wants to find
out what them fellers is up to over
thero?" Birsky said. "Furthermore,
he's got a lot of confidence in Colonol
House on account he used to was n
prominent banker in Houston, Tex."
"Sure, I know, Birsky," Znpp con
tinued, "but, if I would got a couplo
big concerns in Chicago which is get
ting pretty shaky on me, and I Want
to send out thero some one he should
look after my interosts, y'understnnd,
would I get nn old friend to go for
me, supposing oven he is the prom
inentest banker in a larger town as
Houston and much nearer New York
say, for cxnmplo, Hoboken? No,
Birsky; I would send to Chicago a
perfect stranger, which all hts life
made a specialty of bankruptcy law,
because while I am satisfied that any
friend of President Wilson is a decent,
respectable feller, y'undcrstmd, nnd
that Houston, Tex., is a good live
town for its size, understand mo, the
plnco where a Houston banker would
do the least htrm, y'understnnd, is in
a bank in Houston, Tex."
"What harm could Colonel House do
in Europe?" Birsky asked.
CARRANZA TO RETURN
LAND TO PEOPLE
Continued from I'uKe One
the Cniranzn CJovcrnment hopes to end
tho dlssntlsfnction that has long existed
nmong tho Indians, whose lands weio
tnken away by past governments without
any recompense.
VILLA AND BAND TRAPPED
IN PASS; ESCAPE UNLIKELY
Carranza Troops Besiege Retreat of
Bandit Chief and Followers
EL PA80, Tex., Jan. 2i - Krn,nclsco
Villa and I0O of hid followers oro reported,
In a dispatch received hero enrly today
from Madera, to have been surrounded
by pursuing Carranza soldiers In tho
Sierra Madte Mountulns, between Pear
son and Oalcana.
The message states that tho rebel leader
and his men are In a strongly fortified
mountain pass, and, though escape Is Im
possible, tho Carranzlstaa will bo unable
to make their final attack until reinforce,
menta nrrlve fron Casas Orandes.
Several of tho bandit chief's followers
who had made requests for amnesty de
dared that from Villa's hiding place his
loyal band could stand off a realmcnt.
The Carranzlstas, pursuing the sole ob.
Jcct of capturing Villa dead or ullve ore
endeavoring to cut off his food supply,
Tho new revolution started around Tor
reon by a combination of Villa, Arsu
muedo, Zapata and other enemies of the
de facto government was receiving seri
ous attention from the Carranza gov
ernment today
The rebellion, which threatens Ameri
cans and foreigners there, Is In n territory
the Carranzlstas had regarded as com
pletely under their control
John Lawrence, a U-year-old American
youth who narrowly escaped death when
Jlert L Akers, an American ruiimci, .
killed by Mexican cattle thieves yester
day afternoon, five miles east of Juarez,
arrived here this morning with Texas
rangers who hsd been sent out when
news of Akers' death arrived.
The boy declared that Akers was shot
to death while fleeing from the cabin
where the cattle thieves had been found.
According to Lawrence, he and Akers,
accompanied by a Mexican officer from
.he Carranza garrison In J"ar. crossed
the Itlo Grande at Ysleta Friday morn
ing to search for two cows which had
been stolen by Mexican cattle thieves
several days before at a small ranch on
?he American side. Ysleta Is 13 miles
east of here. The three men. unarmed,
approached a Mexican hut where the men
suspected of the theft were known to be
hWhcn they knocked at the door four
Mexicans appeared and demanded to
know their business. At the same time
eight other Mexicans appeared on the
roof of the hut and opened tire on the un
suspecting visitors. The Mexican officer
daggered as though shot, and the two
Americans made for their horses, wh ch
w.re hitched nearby. A they mounted
tnel? horsw a fusillade of shots, followed
them. T"ey had ridden but a short dis
ii.m when young Lawrence's horse
stumbled and threw him In a small ditch
At! kent on nd Lawrence watched
fhe Mexicans? who were In pursuit. Are
at him several times.
Akers was killed while trying to escape.
v,i,t ijlwrence made his way down the
5i,-h to the river hlch marks the
boundary. He crowed to the American
side about dark. When the news reached
Juarez. General Oastlera, garrison com
iifnSir sent a detachment pt men to the
mander, 'ay ..-.! Mexicans.
scene ana snu ..----
EVENING I'EDaER.-p5l,LADELPHlA) SATURDAY, JANtJABY
"I don't know," Znpp replied, "but j
If the Kaiser of Germany would send
nn old friend of his which wns for
yenrs a prominent bnnkcr in Iiingcn
' on the Khino to sec what could be done
with the King of Bulgnrin, y'under
stnnd, Bulgaria Would now be as neu
tral as Toronto, Canada. Whnt the
Kaiser done was to send to Bulgaria
n feller which worked n lifetirpo ns an
Ambassador in every country in Eu
rope, and while in all probability he
didn't know a paying teller from a
safe deposit vault, and wasn't no more
intlmntc with the Kniser than you are
with President Wilson, Zapp, he swung
Bulgnrin right into line, nnd that's
what we shoult1 do with England nnd
Germnny and France."
"But we nlready got Ambassadors
in England, Germany and France,"
Birsky protested.
"Sure, I know," Znpp said. "In Eng
land we got an Ambnssndor, also nn
old friend of President Wilson, which
used to was a prominent printer and I
publisher in Garden City, L. I and in
Franco we got nn old friend of Mr.
Wilson, which used to wns one of the '
biggest pig iron manufacturers in
Ellyrin, 0."
"Well, how did them fellers get ap
pointed Ambnssadors?" Birsky nsked.
"I don't know," Zapp replied, "un
JEWS PLAN $100,000
SCHECHTER MEMORIAL
Chair of Theology to Be En-'
(lowed at Seminary in
New York
Efforts nro being innde by Philadel
phia nlumnl of the .lowiali Theoloslc.il
Seminary of America, New York city, to
obtain financial nlil for I In country-wldo
movement to raise JIOO.000 to endow a
chair In Jew lull theology In memory of
the Into Professor Solomon Schechter,
for many years president of the seminary
and one of the foremost Jcnlsh scholars
In America. Doctor Schechter died re
cently. The money Is to be contributed to n
"Solomon Schechter Memorial Fund"
for the maintenance of the chair. Let
ters 'are being sent to hundreds of
Jew 8 In this city, asking for financial
support. Already a fund has been uilsed
by the directors and tho nlumnl of the
seminary, but because of tho limited num
ber of theso public aid has been asked.
Thoso conducting the campaign here
are the Itcv. Leon II. Elmuleh, Congre
gation Mlkve Israel; tho Kev. Samuel
Kredmnn, Congregation Ileth El; tho Itcv
Julius Freenstone, Gratz Collage; tho
llev. Max I). Klein, Congregation Adath
Jeshurun; the llov. Oscar Levin, con
gregation Ailatli Zlon; tho Itev Huphuel
If. Melamed, Congregation Ohel Jacob;
tho Itev. Marvin Nathan, Congregation
Beth Israel, Abraham A. Neuman, ITop
sle College, and Henry M. Speaker, 'Prin
cipal of Ui-au College.
BISHOP II0HAN TOLD OF
THREAT AGAINST LIFE i
Head of Scranton Diocese Receives
Warning Letter From Woman
SCRANTON, Pa., Jan. 22. The life of
the Rl.ht Itev. M, J. Hobnn, Jlishop nf
the Roman Catholic Dioceso of Scranton.
has been threattned by sympathizers of
tbe faction opposed to the Bishop that
participated In a riot outside a Polish
Catholic Church at du I'ont last Sunday.'
"I received a letter today from a t'uth
ollc woman at du Pont, telling me that
she overheard a conversation at which
It was decided that my life should bo
taken. I'm not losing any sleep over tho
threat," Bishop Hoban said.
The Bishop has learned, he said, that
agitators sent here by the Industrial
Workers of the World had something to
do with the riot at du Pont, In which one
rioter was killed and two score of people.
Including 10 State Troopers, seilously In
jured. Because of the Illness of Father Kur
kowskl, the priest assigned by Bishop
Hoban to the du Pont Church, no attempt
will be made to resume services Sunday
morning. The Bishop announced the In
surance on the church has been canceled
by the Insurance ompanles, due to threats
being made that the edifice would be
burned.
Bishop Hoban denies a statement Issued
by the leaders of the faction opposing hint
In the du Pont church quarrel. inJ"ln
which the Bishop Is accused of (limiting
the committee seat to him by the taction.
"If teUlng them the truth is insulting
them, then I certainly mus' have Insulted
them," tbe Bishop said. , .
less it .was thnt when Mr. Wilson got
his position as President he took alt
liis old friends in the business direc
tory, from nrchitcctural iron works
j to ynrns, domestic nntj imported, nnd
lixecl tliem up with jobs nlphnbetlcally.
For instance, old friends up to nnd
including hotel supplies nnd house fur-
I nishings gets postmnster jobs nnd he
Appoints Judges nnd custom house col
lectors from insurance brokers nnd in
terior 'decorators, nm'l whnn lir ronrhoH
jthe P's he had Ambassadors' jobs to
hand out, so he puts, a printer nnd
publisher in London nnd n pig iron
manufacturer in Pnris, nnd probnbly
you would find nn old friend of Mr.
Wilson ih the plumbing supply busi
ness is Ambnssndor to Sweden, nnd
nnother old friend in the pants bust
ness Ambnssndor (o Nor'wny, nnd so
on from paints and painters' supplies
through pieklqk down to portnblo
houses."
"Well, after, all," Birsky snid, "it
ain't such n Kunst to bo nn Ambassa
dor. All nn Ambnssndor does is whnt
he is told,"
"And they couldn't even do that."
Zapp continued. "Thnt's why, accord
ing to some people, President Wilson
is sending Colonel House to mnko
them fellers stay on the job, on ac
count Colonel House being n bnnkcr,
naturally a printer or n pig iron man
ufacturer looks up to such a feller,
which all of them bankers is connected
one with the other in bankers' as
sociations, and if that Ohio pig iron
manufacturer gets fresh with Colonel
House, understand mo, the next timo
the pig iron trade becomes n little
quiet nnd the manufacturer goes round
to see thd president of the Kosciusko
Bnnk in Ellyrin, 0., and tells liim
"Mr. Wilson rings him up from
Hot Springs."
LOWER ELECTRIC RATE
FOR LARGE CONSUMER
IS URGED BY EXPERT
Reduction Should Favor Him
Rather Than Small Con
sumer, Says V. J.
Norton
MONAGHAN DISAGREES
And theory that any proposed rate re
duction should be so adjusted as to bene
fit tho lot go consumer rather than tho
small ronsunier. advanced today by Will
lam J. Norton, of Chicago, secretary of
tho It.ito Iteseaich Commission of tho
National IlleUrtcnl Association, put an
entirely new Issue Into the continued
hearing before tho Public Service Com
mission, of. c-hurges by former Director
Cooke, of the Department of Public
Woiks, and others that the rates of the
Philadelphia. Electric Company are ex
orbitant for Inadequate service
"Hankers throughout the country are
getting nervous over tho widespread rate
regulation," he said, testiflng for the
company "Tho Investigations by various
commission nnd changes ordered in rates
make It Aifiicult for companies to get
money to finance their extensions. As a
result they huvo been forced to adopt a
conservative policy for a time "
Mr. Norton, who Is a prominent en
gineer, former assistant secretary of the
New York Public Service Commission
and In charge of tho corporation ap
praisal work of that body, said there was
....a .(! in ,. nmnll MlnBlim.ril".
householders who use only ft small quan
tity of electricity The hardly "carry
themselves." ho declared, leaving the
profits to be gleaned from the railway
I companies, trolley' systems and other
' .. 1 .1 U... ..In...!..!!,,
large corpurununs umi use ucmiui;.
On that 'basis he urged that If rates are
reduced it should be done to benefit the
large consumers
Commissioner John Monaghan disagreed
Kith this
We must remember that during tne
long existence of the electric companies i
the burden of their business has been
with what you term the small consumer,"
he said. "Only recently have they begun
furnishing light and power to thelarge
corporations, and,. In the meantime, the
smull consumer has enabled them to ex
ist For that reason, do you not think
that the small consumer should be con
sidered? "We want practical suggestions from
you for a readjustment pf the rate sched
ule here."
The hearing will be continued next
Wednesday,
Jury Lauds .Judge Wessel
Judge Weqsel. of Court! of Common
Pleas No. 2, 'wag complimented today by
a jury that had Just been discharged
after u tervlca of three weeks for the
manner In which the business of his
court w'jas conducted. Through Franklin ,
flail, of 1313 North 13th street, acting as
sel for the cleur manner In which thta
salient fcalitres of all the coses had been,
presented to them and tit the concise
way In which alt thi charges to the Jury
wvre made. ,
expensive
'
"It is nothing for that
that business could bo better and it
could bo worse, understand me, nnd
would like to renew on the fifteen hun
dred dollar note thnt comes duo next
Wednesday, y'understnnd, the presi
dent of the bank nsks him docs he
know a friend of his by the nnme
House used to was n bnnker in Hous
ton, Tex., and- the pig iron manufac
turer snys yes, he met him in Pnris,
y'understand, nnd the president of the
bnnk says so House told him, nnd the
fact is that money nin't ns easy as in
former times nnd would like the pig
iron manufacturer to clean up."
"Aber if the feller is so short for
money as nil that," Birsky inquired,
"Why don't he stny at home and at
tend to business instead of going to
be an Ambassador?"
"Well, I'll tell you," Zapp ex
plained; "it nin't when a feller goes
to be an Ambnssndor that he's short
of money. It's when he comes bnck.
Ambnssadors don't get no salary to
speak about, and tho qxpenses is ter
rible." "Then whnt do they want to be
Ambassadors for?" Birsky demanded.
"Because it's n big honor to be nn
SINGLE WORD TELLS
HER OF SON'S DEATH
Letter Stamped "Deceased" Re
turned to Mother Here of
"Soldier Boy"
Mrs. Edith Mnhon, a pianist of .distinc
tion, has received a letter from abroad
with the word "Deceased" rubber-stamped
upon the envelope. She had written the
letter herself and addressed It to her son,
who wns fighting with the British against
the Turks on the Galllpoli Peninsula. The
rubber-stamp method of the overworked
British "dead letter" department Is not
as familiar In this country as It Is In Eng
land nnd the letter came to Mrs. Mahon
as a terrible shock.
She Is at her home. 1330 Spring Garden
street, suffering from the effects of the
news.
Mrs. Mahon and her sons were born In
England. The elder. Owen O Forrest,
has u position In the olfico of the secre
tary of the Pennsylvania Railroad. Tho
younger. Richard L. O Forrest, was liv
ing In New Zealand when the war began
Both had been to South Africa, where they
studied in the University of the Orange
Free State nt Bloemfonteln, and Owen
fought In 'the South African War He
became an expert In railroading and after
he tired of the life of adventure came lo
this city to Join his mother. Richard,
who would e 2 years old now. If he were
alive, was more devoted to the life p(
adventure. ,
The young man had gone to do rail
roading work in New Zealand and his
taste for daring was satisfied In pioneer
ing construction wck there. He Ipst not
a moment's time In Joining the Alt kland
Mounted Rifles 18 months ago, ? 'Ing
from Wanganul when the war sfci. J.
He was attached to headquarter." as
a staff signalman and wrote to his moth
er that he had hever been happier. An
excellent horseman and marksman who
could pl?k off a bounding antelope at
1000 yards, he also had a physique equal
to any hardship. Aa the war progressed
Mrs. Mahon hpird less often from her
son, but understood that It was difficult
for soldiers to write often.
About five months ago, on August ,
Richard sent a postcard to his mother,
saying he was well. He must have been
killed shortly after that as his mother's
letter, which was returned, should have
reached her son about August 19.
TODAY'S MARRIAGE LICENSES
Pner Zlnkaltli. Wynnewood. ra., sod Mary
F. Ujrnt. WynnewooJ. Pa
Joerh Qslka, 2113 8. Mllllck st , nd ZoB
Luculnpk. 110 S. Mllllck st.
DatM llaurtmsn, 311 (Usklll at , ni KJtbor
Cooptr. 101 N. Marshall si,
Louis B. Oossln 1211 Walnut it, nl Asnes
M Hon, 1SSI Vlneyr4 tt,
Howard J. Sanderson. HIT Nt lh si., and
Margaret O. Flynn. ISIS N.lCsrlUU t.
J. Sherrsrd Chrltl. 1M Arch L. so. Cre-
Hubert Ky'rfS
,yn i "( ?-' ."'. -,-..,, .,
and
Ells.
wiuUi
Woo.li. .H.VXI Filbert l, and
b,
lj
nana. 1 wauaaia si.
ttes .T. Falcon. 202 S, 10th st
and Asnes
DniH E. NorJUnJ. york. Fa. na rnct
uon. UHJ f lliq !. .
wulUm T Vbt SOU N .PnUibory st and.)
S2 ?...!. -Aftf
ScbUy. 2201 X Hancock.
2401 Lgmbar4 t
so4 Ucrtaa
2i .rrr' r,. .v:.
FrJrtci O WU-k..3S.S rtipka 4T.
Mry LUU. iilTMt.1 Vernon U
sad
22, ifllG.
- wr w. . w.v W WJ -- A v A. -
feller to see Kings n hundred times every night in the year."
Ambassador," Zapp said. "Supposing do they come in that they should
a feller would be tho biggest manu- i give Ambassadors money to spend in
fneturer of pig iron in the Jstnte of Berlin oder London. United States
Ohio, and if he meets once in six j Congressmen ain't running for Con
months n couple of Congressmen oder i gross in Berlin oder London, and tho
n Judge, he's doing immense, y'under- I way they figure, if an Ambassador in
stand; whereas, when he becomes nn
Ambnssndor, Birsky, it is nothing for
thnt feller to see Kings nnd Queens a
hundred times every night of the
yeai."
"And probnbly tho best he holds is
tens and deuces," Birsky snid. "Is it
any wonder he comes homo broke?"
"I nm speaking from real Kings nnd
Queens, Birsky, which it costs just so
much money to see real Kings nnd
Queens every night ns though they
would be kings full of queens 'in n
tnblo stakes game," Zapp went on.
"Well, if it's necessary in their
business for Ambassadors to spend so
much money," Birsky nsked, "Why
don't tho Government nllow them an
expense account?"
"That's what everybody says,"
Zapp replied. "The Ambassadors As
sociation puts it up to Congress lots
of times that their expenses should be
pnid, and the Congressmen says where
V.
31. C. A. SPEAKER WILL
SPEAK ON "PREPAREDNESS1
A new angle on "Preparedness" will be
given tomorrow nfternoon at the Central
Y. M. C. A., nt 3:30 i.'c1ock, by Dr.
W, Barnes Lower. The 'meeting will bo
of special Interest to men, and tho subject
for the address by Dr. Lower will be "A
Call for Recruits Put Down My Name,
Sir."
Tho speaker is well known In Phila
delphia, A special attraction for the
afternoon will be 4ho Crnmps Shipyard
Male Quartet, which will sing several
selections.
Tho speaker nt the Keystone Theatro
service, under the auspices of the North
Branch Y. M. C A. and co-operating
P hiladelphia s Great
VMIIUl'ff'dJTi.VMl MsM I Al I r 1ft"'" 3rv" T,r' Ifj in -. f jflfS
200
Upright Pianos
In First-Class Condition '.
Many Like New Go
on Sale Monday Morning
For Complete List and Prices See
Monday's North American
FMAIS.O OO.
11th and Chestnut SU.
Fsttory, 50th St. and Parksids Ave.
n p?
ps - f r.C .ft
Paris buys six quarts ice cream and
a couple cases beer every afternoon of
his life, tho money might just so well
be pnid over to the cashier, of tho
Honest Ballot Association for nil tho
sood it docs, becnuso nine times out
of ten, nil that a Congressman goes
to Congress for is to get elected to
Congress ngain." '
"Well, you can't blnrhc those fellers
that they Vnnt to hold their jobV
Birsky said.
"A feller which is so anxious to
hold his job that ho couldn't show re
sults to the people he is working for,"
Zapp snid, "would better be without
a job; it don't mnko no diffcrenco If
ho's n Congressman oder a shipping
clerk."
"How about an Ambnssador?" Biri
sky asked.
"An Ambnssador ain't n job," Zapp
said. "It's an expensive pleasure trip
for a rich business man."
North Philadelphia churches, tomorrow,
will bo Dr. Max Wcithcimer, a converted
Jew, of Ada, Ohio. He has spoken here
before nnd Is well known to local Bible
students. His topic tombrrow afternoon
nt 3 39 o'clock nt the theatre mooting will
be "Judnl8in, Spliitu.illsm, Christian
Science nnd Chilstlanlty " Special music
will bo a featuie of the services.
Chief Vogelson Recovered
John A Vogleson. chief of tho Bureau
of Hrnlth, has so fur recovered from an
nttack of catarrh thnt it Is thought he
will bo nblo to Icavo the Jefferson Hos
pital next week, whero he hus been for
the last five days. Tho nttack was at
first thought to bo more serious than it
hns proved to be Dr D. Bladen Kyle
has been In attendance
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