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Strand I'aiiii Ilunuu ,,, ,12 Huo l.ouln le Urand subscription terms Hy carrier. l cntH tier week Hy mall, postpaid outsfd of Philadelphia, except nhers foreign potaire I required, one month, twenty-five cents; one. )ear, three dollar'. All mall subscriptions payable In adiance. Notice -SuMcrlher wlehlnc flddre "hanged must give old as well ai new address. BELL, SOW XIAIVVT KF.YfTO.NF, MAIN J000 IE?" Autrrs nil rommtinfrrMom to V.irntno Ledger, lnttejt,utcnoe Sq'tarr, Phltatt'lpfila. itftnED it tiik ruiMnrLrim rnTorricr i becod UUM lltll MATTER THE AVERAtlE m:t PAln DAILY CincULA tio.s ok Tin: evemno ledger foh November was omoi. PHILADELPHIA. MOISDAV, JANUARY 3, 1916. Np one has a monopoly of Ihr making of keys to the door "of success. Tho open season for wntcr-wngon Jokes boslns today. Tito war cxpert'B old friends, Styf and Btrlpti, nro coming hack on tlio wings of a now Russian advance. Germany Headline. Pleased by Austria's Note. Glad that some one In pleased. The Paris Matin Insists that the Kaiser has cancer. Hut the only way It can prove It Is to have n war expert say so. Tho Baseball I'laycrn' fraternity expects to pass a prohibition rulo this year. A new Federal League may be expected nny day thereafter. If Billy Sunday wants to make n hit In Trenton ho should devoto his flrst sermon to tho Brlp, persuading the unwelcome visitor to hit the trail away from that place. J William Waldorf Astor was granted a )J barony In the same list of honors that gavo Henry Jnmcs the Order of Merit. Ex-Americanism Is looking up, but money still has a safe lead on art. A careful reading of nil the Now Year's messages sent to the men on the firing line by tho Knlser, the President of France, tho Czar and the King of England convinces us that they will all win tho war In 1916. It Is to be hoped that they aro right about tho 1916, anyhow. Tho Brown University football team trav eled 3000 miles to Pasadena, California, to play tho team from Washington State Col lege and lost, 14-0. It traveled about 100 miles to meet Yale and won, 3-0. Intersec "llonal football at such a prlco Is doomed when good pickings aro so near at home. Secretary Lansing's proposals for Pan American peace, It Is understood, Include ar bitration of boundary disputes and prohibit shipment of munitions to insurgents. The Central American republics, Haiti and some others will ask Mr. Brlggs to draw a cartoon with tho Spanish for "Somebody Is Always Talcing tho Joy Out of Life" as a head. To tho younger generation tho death of Commander Tommaso Salvlnl was a ehoclc because they did not know that he was still alive. Tho names of Rlstorl and Salvlnl, linked for their fathers nnd grandfathers as vivid memories, were only regrets for them. Booth, who played logo to Salvlnl's Othello, Is another such memory, and the uncurlous mind naturally assumed that Salvlnl had long ago played his final appearance on tho pot mortal stage. How tho ends of the world have been swept Into this war Is shown by the sinking of the Persia. Until the event tho Peninsular and Oriental Line was known chiefly as the "P. and O.," through Rudyard Kipling's repeated references to It. In his mysterious song, "The Riddle," from the "Just-So Stories," ho wrote that "China-going P's and O'a, Pass Pau Amma's playground close," and he re corded, also, that Dick Heldar, before he went blind, could tell each of tho P. and O. steam ers by their outline. Today the P. and O, la on each man's lips. Al Rlngllng, oldest of the five brothers who rose from a brass band and concert leader to control of "the greatest show on earth," Is dead. His was the flrst portrait In the slanting line of faces which has ap peared on virtually every billboard In Amer ica. In the development of the circus from an essentially provincial amusement to a great business, which found a large part of Its Income In metropolitan centres, the Indi viduality of the promoters was soon lost. Barnum and the Rlngllng Brothers were able to withstand the deluge of their own pros perity. The voyage of the French liner Lafayette will be watched with apprehensive Interest by Americans. On board the steamer, besides the Dlaghllew Russian ballet, are a number of citizens of this country, and some of the latter have received intimations similar to those "sent to the manager of the Empire Theatre when he sailed from New York." In these guarded terms' a dispatch makes ref erence to Charles Frohman and his ill-starred voyage on the Lusltanla, exactly eight months ago. The Lusltanla affair Is not yet settled, and this sinister warning, whether It result I" disaster or no, Is some indication of how precarious our present position Is and how dangerous it mayj at any moment, become. The name of Henry Ford, never long absent from the news, appeared In three separate Items yesterday. As the apostle of peace Mr. Ford returned to this country, broken in his high hppes, yet winning a readier sympathy from his fellow-men than was granted him when he departed At tho same time, compilations of automobile statistics indicate that Mr Ford's factories will pro aiice next year 50 per cent of tho total num lr ul motorcars jrade In 1915. That total vs over a million u significant fact In Itself wad next year there will be 600,000 more Fords fyr Jesters to aim at- Finally, the city ' j0 petrolt surpassed. Its recu-p; of marriage iivejise. largely Qja account of the fact that HBPPr """ 5pPPSUWHJllV.lHII lipile,"Wwt-fim.I ""MUJ4l.uJ,uipi WJinpil, 1 l"i"TTP.il w.jli"Ti- ,-- rrr" WeNIN( t fiR-PHILAELPHIA, MONDAY .TASTUABY 3, 19J0 : iEDGT l A "m married men share to a greater extent In the bonuses distributed at the Ford works, it he falls In one way, Mr. Ford certainly suc ceeds In others ns a beneficiary of mankind. MAKE GOOD, MR. SM1T1II WILLIAM J. OAYNOIt. when elected Mayor of Now York, was denounced by all the reformers ns n crenturo of the ma chine. They said he could not have been nominated without making a bargain with Tammany, nnd Insisted that ho would betray the people to reward tho bosses. Mr. tlaynor did not make that kind of Mayor. He was hh own master. He had Ideals and ho ftrovo with all his might to govern In accordance with those Ideals nnd not In tho way tho machine wanted him lo govern. Men who had lived In the snine city with him for twenty years did not know htm, but when they had nil opportunity to see him In action In tho City Hall they apologized for their ante. election attacks. They discovered that a ninn nominated nnd elected by tho machine could be n good Mayor. Gnynor. however, was never a machine man, even If ho wni elected by Tammany. Thomas K. (Illroy, who was Mnyor a few years before him, had always been a Tam many ninn. Ho bcgiin olllrcholdlng ns the clerk In a police court. Up proved that he lind politi cal ltiHtlnctH nnd more Minn ordlnnry ability nnd was appointed or elected to several olUccs of Increasing Importance till ho finally became Mayor The Evening I'ost, tho paper which Joseph H. Choato oncp said made virtue repulsive, declared that the city was humiliated by the election of n mere "Tnm mnny heeler." Gllroy was the product of tho Tnmmnny system, which Is based on the survival of tho fittest. Ho wan a Tnmmnny heeler, if you please, but ho was a man of long train ing In handling public business. Gllroy had the qualifications which George Whnrton Pepper last summer confessed thnt he did not possess when he declined to hecomo n candi date for the mayoralty nomination here Mr. Pepper then said that the Mayor should be n man with preliminary training In ofTlcc- holdlng, or In the study of municipal ques tions In their practical relations. Although the rcformcra did not take back what they snld of Gllroy, he made one of the most capable Mayors New York ever had. The success of tho machlno Mayors of Bos ton has been the despair of the opposition. Fitzgerald, who was Mayor twice, did so well In his second term that the Hack Hny ama teur politicians confessed they did not know how to oppose him when ho was doing so many good things for the city. Chicago has had a similar experience. Carter II. Harrison, a machine man, knew what the city wanted nnd needed, and In hht numerous Administrations ho proved that expert knowledge Is as useful In governing a city as In running any other business Reform Mnyors often have failed because of their inability to understand that It takes more than good Intentions to succeed In pub lic office. They have trampled on tho sus ceptibilities of tho public. They havo not been trained In the arts of diplomacy nnd havo not known how to got on with people. Seth Low, ns able and high-minded n man as there Is In Now York, wns ono of the poorest Mayors that city ever elected. Tho Blankcnburg Administration here, in so many respects one of tho most brilliant the city has had, would have been much moro successful If there hud been more prac tical politicians In high places In It, not to play politics, but to handle men. The mnchlno Administration which comes Into ofllco today will succeed In places whore the Blankcnburg Administration failed. It has an opportunity nlso to succeed whore Its predecessor succeeded. Thomas B. Smith de sires to be a good Mayor. Without any doubt "ho Intends to servo tho city to the best of his ability. He has announced that ho will not play politics, that his appoint ments have been made not to reward ono faction or another, but because tho men selected aro capablo of doing the work ex pected of them. Mr. Smith, however, wns not nominated to be the kind of Mayor ho has said that he will bo. Ho was picked by tho machine be causo It thought that it could use him. Con ditions were such last summer that the ma chlno thought it could elect a yellow dog. A much worso mnn than Mr. Smith might have been nominated. He has an opportunity to prove that he Is big enough to compel tho Organization to co-operate with him In giving to the city the kind of government that It should have. The leaders will undoubtedly co-operato with him In executing the great program of public Improvements for which plans have long been making. He has tho power to prevent grave scandal in tho awarding of contracts and to see to it that the city gets value re ceived for what is spent. It remains to be seen whether he has tho Intellectual force nnd tho moral courage to exerclso that power to the full. The Evening Ledoer hopes that he has. It will bo tho flrst to commend him when he does well and not tho last to con demn him when he does ill. If Mr. Smith is the kind of man he thinks he Is, he will be the kind of Mayor he hopes to be. IT MUST END! AT THE very moment In which Baron A Zwledlnek, noting head of the Austrian Embassy to this country, asks America to suspend Judgment and promises a satis factory explanation of the Persia's sinking the news comes that another liner has been sunk In the Mediterranean. The British steamer Glengyle, carrying passengers, Americans among them, has provided an other bitter commentary on that recognition of the rights of humanity which the Aus trian note avowed. No lives. It seems, were lost, but the policy of frlghtfulness still continues. It Is not necessary now to know the full facts of the case. It is impossible now for the guilty nation to shift the blame as Germany shifted the blame to Austria and as Austria may to Turkey or to any other nation not yet "sufficiently" Informed of the American demands. Our flrst note to Ger many was a declaration to the world, and every submarine attack since that time has been an Impudent Injury to this country, If the Administration Is in earnest It must make it clear, with a fatal precision, that no reparation for murder can be made. If the blood lust of Europe, If the endless massacres, on the field of battle have dis torted official minds so fur that death itself seems reparable by payment of money, it remains for this country to insist that noth ing can repay for the loss of life and that the murder of another American will And us, under arms if necessary, ready to resist. We ask for no satisfactory explanations, be cause no explanation pan satisfy. We de mand not reparation, but an .immediate termination of thesa Msasslnatlopa, om Daly's Column u MY LORD OF ABTOR. Some of tho Klng'a advlsera entertain the. belief that Mr. Astor'a honor will b especially pleaainr to, Americana. ruelfo Lttoer. Ol ves, indeed, rrtj Lord, we're glad Your watchful waiting is at last o'er! And what a deal of It you've had, My Lord of Aslorl My Lord or should we say, "Your Qraet"t We're quite delighted that your waster lias given you so fine a place, My Lord of Astorl The old folks here, from Maine to Xome. Who deemed you doomed to dark disaster, Rejoice that you have found a home, My Loid of Astorl And is our Joy as vast a thing As we'd have felt If your old mailer Had won you back from (leorpc, your Klngf My Laid, a vaitcrl Why, Austria denrl jotl ngnln? Must Papa ppcnk to Society The note said: "Mr. Sonndso hns been entet mining Mr. Hlnnk, of Scrnnton, over the week-end." The society editor of tho E. L. called up Mr. ao-nnd'so to verify tho note. "How long was ho with you, Mr. So-and-so? One day?" "Ves, one dny; say, how much cost?" "No cliargo nt nil." "Well, then, say two dnys." The "For-It-Was-Indeed-He" Club xviii w. p. w. On a wild Christmas Day Once, up Kensington way, Uanta Claus stepped nsldo and gave place to a bird. 'Twas the stork that ho snw With a gift in Its claw, And this lad at your left Is the thing that occurred. On tho day he was brung Ho wns husky of lung. But ho hadn't a tux. or frock coat to hla name. Tet ho waxed and grew fat And acquired a hat. And In dun course of time all tho other thlncs catne. W P V. Now, denr render, ho owns Chickens, dlnmonds, colognes, Squirrels, snnlls, ferrets, goldfish and other such pelf. Mr. Wood. Wlllinm P. For It was Indeed ho Sells the pots, but reseres the colognes for himself. Also the diamonds, uhlch arc too numerous to crond Into one stanza. Wc Decline an Invitation Sir The sportsmen nre enthusiastic nbout the hunting nlong Chestnut street. Tho mixed grill Is found on Cnrl Itltzton's flats, nnd the cocktail Is nbundnnt nil nlong the Rlalto; guinea hen Is flying low In tho Strellevuc-Brntford grill, near the barber shop, nnd game beef can bo had without any trouble at all. Tho wild snrdino Is so common thnt you get tired flushing him. I understnnd, from his favorite covert between n couple slices of Kolbhofcr's broad. If you want to enjoy iomo sport nnd bring n friend I'll tnko time off nnd go shooting with you nny dny. Yours, W. 11. Thanks; but we have tho Curtis-y of tho preserves and such like on tho top floor of tho restaurant building, northwest corner lith and Wnlnut streets. To please at least six Germantown con trlbs wc call attention to tho fact that many men thereabouts go regularly to riug the Barber. Ono other Informs us that Just a few doors away, on tho corner of Cheltcn avenue, one may seo tho sign of Doctor Lawyer, Dentist. Masculine, "Clothed"! l'emlnlne, "(iovrneil." Sir Scene: Tho library, after dinner. My wife. In a beautiful HleeeteHs. low-necked conn, pink and filmy, on the couch. I In my deep chair. In n heat) eruy buidneax suit. My Wife Doesn't It seem cold to jou, dear? I No, my dear; It doesn't. M. V. What Is the thermometer? I (looklne at thermometer on tho bookcase) Slity seen. M. W. The thermometer must bo wronr. I Possibly, my dear. It Is because I am fully clothed that I am uarm, and perhaps It la because jour conn M. W. It seema to me, loe, that I am dressed and well that ou are not. Won't you 'i'ase get my ahaul for me. H. II, II. YEA. I no. Some guys has got more sense Dan others an' sayl De guys dat has horse sense Knows when to say "Xclgh!" A suspicious character that Is to say, a red nosed man, who wore a button of the Antl Haloon League claims to have overheard this line of talk at a soda-water fountain: "Tell me, Jawn, why Is It nt all that the nations of Europe are called 'the Powers'?" "An' why not? Sure, 'Powers' Is a good Irish name." "But, man alive, they're not all Irish." "Faith, most o thlm are glvln' a good Imita tion of It this mlnylt." "On the second floor was noticed a door leading to an attic," a a police story In a Wilmington paper. "This door. hoeer. was closed and fastened. It belne unfastened, Sheriff Klrby ascended Into a dark room, where for a few minutes lis could scarcely sea his hand before him. After searching one corner, which contained some potatoes, the other corner of the room was searched, resulting In the finding of Wilson, Ktretched on the floor under a pile of carpets, matting, 4c." S. W. L. thinks and we agree with him that this "really dark darkroom with only two corners" should be given at least one more cor ner here. Maybe It's Frozen Custard Now Dear Sir In Camden (acrosa the river) a Fed eral street rentaurant announced, with a labored, home-made placard: BEEN BOUP Aa an Innocent byatander, I cannot but wonder what the result might be today, W, D. Postscript Nlgbt Extra on the Doughnut We thought we were through with that doughnut thing, but here's William Allen White In the Emporia Gazette, who simply must be heard: "The Gazette's position on the doughnut Is being misrepresented by the conservative press. The subsidized organs of tho big Interests are making it appear that we are against the doughnut. It Is also claimed that we are for the public ownership of doughnuts. "Far be It! We believe in the doughnut. It is the bulwark of our liberties. But as a breukfast dish It lacks gastronomic resiliency and won't do. 'The esteemed Lawrence Journal suggests that the matter be settled by the appointment of a State doughnut bureau on a bi-partisan basis. That looks reasonable. But In these reactionary times probably a bf-partlsan com mission would apportion the ring to the Re publicans and the hole to the Bull Moosers. We refuse to be led Into that trap. "We hold to our original position, that the doughnut as a breakfast dish must and shall be destroyed. It has neither the sufficiency of buckwheat cakes nor the felicity of biscuits and Jam! It must until the noon meal or supper." I ,v) i -,'lamgyTwiTrTTffliieiriTnriffl J "4S3H,WlflrBtml8MBinTfT 'SSli PKitslliaSIsRIisBBi S'lh7iITft1TeMMtf1TMeTTliffis "fiiMi frrft-ift li .rTjW- JaMftWWlWVjSyjSSSalSiSHm EXPERIENCES WITH MIDNIGHT PROWLERS The Subject of Ghosts Raises n Regi ment of Questions, but Also a Goodly Number of Ghost Stories Haunted Houses ARE there nny ghosts? Ask yourself, In XX stead, If thcro Is anything moro real than tho ghost of Bniunio, or Hamlet's ghost, or tho ghost that walks on payday, or tho ghost of a chance, or tho spirit thnt haunts tho last hours of tho year, or oven some of thosa numerous political spectres like a one-term ghost? Everybody hns n ghost story to tell somo yarn of personal experience. That's how wo know thcro nro ghosts. If the following stories don't correspond with a strict Inter- pretatlon of tho word "ghosts," why, then, you'll havo to assumo a liberal interpret!!- tlon: The Castlcrcngh Ghost Lord Castlereagh, whom tho historian Fortescuo has described aa tho best War Minister England over had, figured In a ghost story. In 1822 ho visited Bulwcr Lytton's father nt Knehworth. Ho was ns signod to a room seldom used, owing to Its being haunted by tho apparition of a boy, which appeared to nny ono sleeping in tho npnrtment, and by pantomimic gestures re vealed tho mannor of his approaching death. Castlereagh did not know tho legend. He was tired after his Journey nnd sank Into a deep sleep ns soon as ho went to bod. About two o'clock In tho morning he awoko with a violent start. lie saw hy tho fire a quaintly dressed boy with long yellow hnlr. As Castlereagh stared tho boy turned toward him, glldec to tho foot of the bed, nnd, drawing his hand three times across his throat, vanished. Castelrcagh got out of bed and mado a memorandum of tho oc currence. A fow weeks afterward Castlo roagh committed suicide. A biographer says: "Whether tho Idea wan actually sug gested to him by tho apparition thcro havo been sovcral authentic instances of ghosts having connU'ed at murder and suicide must, of course, remain a matter of conjec ture." A beneficent ghost pursued tho nuthor of "Sherlock Holmes." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was traveling In Switzerland and had oc casion to cross the Gemml Pass. On the top of It was a lonely inn which looks down upon a populous valley on either side, but is Itself entirely Isolated during tho winter. He supposed that It was deserted at that time, but was told upon Inquiry that tho family laid in a supply of wood nnd re mained thoro utterly cut off from tho peoplo below them. The singularity of such a posi tion arrested his attention and a story began to form Itself In his mind. It rested on tho desperate position of a group of characters strongly antagonistic and reacting upon each other, who had no refuge from each other's company an3 wero Irresistibly Im pelled toward black tragedy while the golden lights of happy human life twinkled In the valleys beneath them. Doylo worked the story over In his mind until It assumed fairly definite shape. One day on his return Journey he bought a book of De Maupassant's. He had never read it before. The flrst story was "The Inn," and In It was the whole of his own conception, Doyle breathed a sigh of 'gra'tltude at the thought that a guardian angel had impelled him to buy at Just the right time the one book in all the world that could saye him from making himself ridiculous, For other wise he would have written and published the story as It had developed In his own mind. A New England clergyman relates that one night he dreamed of being called to tho long distance telephone and asked to attend the funeral of one of his parishioners in a former parish. For years he had heard nothing of this parishioner. The morning after the dream he was called to the phone, informed of her death and asked to attend the funeral. Nights in a Haunted Room Robert Hugh Benson Is another credible witness to Incidents and events that are stranger than fiction. He wrote In 1912; "The very house I am Inhabiting at this moment has recently begun to Justify its rustic reputation. When I acquired the place four or five years ago I slept each night for about two years In a smallish bedroom at the top of the stairs on the first floor. One or two small Incidents happened on which I lay no stress; they are easily explicable on natural grounds. Since that date, when the room became a guest chamber. H has, three times altogether, asserted Itself in these ways. The flrst two experiences were those of a perfectly fearless man, who on two out of the three nights when he slept there was aware of the en trance of a tall old woman, who, after com ing audibly up the stairs, opening the door and entering pJf a pentence to him of which he could not disturb, the word8 "STRAIGHT AHEAD!" though ho underotod their senso. Ho was unable, though qulto without any feeling of torror, clthor to answer hor or to move. A friend staying In my houso at tho present time, a fow wcoks ago heard, from tho ad Joining bedroom, stops como up tho stairs, tho unmistakable rattle of the handlo of tho 'haunted' room, tho entranco of tho Energy, nnd finally Its depnrturo ngaln n fow mo ments later. I may add, first, that ho too had no nonsatlon of terror; nnd, second, thnt ho know nothing of the story; It was only upon my repeating tho story to him after wards that ho mado Inquiries and found that no ono In tho houso had entered tho room nt tho tlmo nt which, somewhero between mid night and two o'clock In tho morning, he had honrd tho sounds." Ghost stories servo other purposes now ndays than that of creepy entertainment by the fireside. Science hns taken them up and Is treating them with grent respfct. If my own houso over becomes haunted from any cause to which I nm a party, I nm sure that tno ghostly sounds to disturb tho future ten ants will cmnnnto from tho ccllnr. My energy certainly has gono out, In no small measure, In tho process, oft repented, of shaking down tho furnace. It. H- HOLMES USES "KICKED" And Incidentally Inspires the Following Remarks on Now Words and Old Highbrows may weep nnd ultra-correct per sons who believe the English langungo ought to bo Immutable may wall, but "kicked" In tho sense of "objected" has been recognized ns a good word by no less a personage than Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, of tho United States Supremo Court. In an opinion handed down from his pen nppenr theso words: "The defendant kicked ngnlnst this." Whereupon those who would have the English language less clastic thnn It Is, or who frown upon tho occasional ncccpt anco as good English of what but yesterday was slang nro much exercised. "Kick," according to tho dictionary, means "to glvo a blow with tho foot," but It has gained In the course of time many other mean ings. It has long, been correct usage to sny thnt ono kicked up his heels, or kicked up a row, that nn Internal combustion cuglno kicks or that a gun kicks. It has even been nd mlsslble, on occasion, to say that one "kicked the bucket," although purists would probably say this was Inelegant nlthough sufficiently grounded In usage to be understandable But slnco Justlco Holmes used the word In his decision thoro have been not a fow to urge that only ns a piece of Blang ought tho word to be written ns n synonym of "ob jected." Tho Justice has not entered Into tho discus sion, nnd probably will not. The very fact that ho used tho expression In a decision of the highest court or the land makes It certain ! what ho would 'say that by usago the afore- ' tlmo slang has become a "good" word, ns slang i so often becomes good. Also It Is to be re- I membcrcd that the Justice Is a son or Oliver Vkcmieu noitnes, surgeon and poet, and that he Is himself recognized as a purist In the use of English. Many students of literature will bo gleeful over this demonstration of what they havo maintained for years thnt the slang of today is tho correct English of tomorrow, provided It Is sensible nnd expressive slang. It Is worth mentioning, however, that Mr. Justlco Holmes Is not the flrst purist to uso the word In this sense, or a hense very sim ilar, at least. Tennyson. In "The Princess " wrote: "Make nil women kick ngnlnst their lords.' Thus tho Jurist Is In good company, and it may bo safely said that "kick" has come to stay, never mind how badly the kickers may kick. San Antonio Light. NATIONAL POINT OF VIEW If the war opens our eyes to our trndo on. portunlties. hitherto neglected, It will havo done much more for us than giving us a huge trnn slent business In the making of munitions Boston Post. nfW.ht,hTewi8 a. Pracal Proposition the future of the Philippine Islands on an Independent basis can be secured must depend greatly on the outcome of the war and the subsequent drift of world politics Springfield Republican. The voluntary system should be ended now wh(le we have the opportunity to establish a proper system of citizen service In peace. Our own history summons us to this duty pn. -rVih.fn. eXperlenC chaUe"Be3 us- -Chicago! AMUSEMENTS ADELPHI I I SS $1 TONIQHT-FJR6T TIME HEIIB 9 "Rollicking Fun" ANDT?OPT T?CJ IIEIlNAnD SHAW'S c-VUJJjjEiZ5 and THE LION S0MB Preceded by Anatole France's t t - -tr "Delightful Frolic" MON The Man Who Married a Dumb Wife With O. P, Heggle & Mary Fprbes ARCADIA SRBgffiSy 10th :3c. M. FIRST siiowiK-n HENRY WOODRUFF In "BECKONING FLAME ADDED ATTUAOTION- WE11KH & FIELDS m lo '-TUB WOItbT OF FIUENDS" LflS Thursday. Friday. Saturday "LET KATTV no it-, ADPED ATTRACTION-SAM HERNARD la 'THE GREAT PEAKU TANOLB" JOHN McCORMACK WILL 81N0 AT THE ACADEMY OF MUSIC THURSDAY EVENING, JAN. 13 SEATS NOW at HEFPE-S. llio' Chestnut 12 OO il 60, U.0O. Amphitheatre, T3c. 80c.' oa Bala at caderoy Night ot qoncart. " " ' r KNICKERBOCKER TUtMrkTiSti 1 Th Jty and Nyyf ?&, --. . . - . AMUSEMENTS B.. Pj KEITH'S THEATRE CHESTNUT AND TWELFTH STREETS Brilliant Now Year OfTerinp; of VAUDEVILLE DE LUXE! INITIAL AMERICAN APPEARANCE PHYLLIS NEILSON-TERRY EsahAHD'a suAKnsvEAnr.AH star MANUEL QUIROGA cnt.nnn.iTKn Spanish viouhirt Deatrlco Hcrfonl; Oliver & Olp, Donahue i Stewart; Leon A Co. OTHER niC. FEATURES .f LYRIC Limited Engagement FIRST TIME TONIGHT! N. Y. Winter Garden's Latest Triumph MAID IN AMEEI'CA COMPANY OF lM, Includlnc FLORENCE MOORE and MLLE. DAZIE ALL, I'VS, MUSIC mtd I'KV.TTY OIRLS ACADEMV OF .MUSIC ' , PHILADELPHIA ORCHESTRA LEOPOLD HTOKOWSKI, Conductor Symphony I Fri. Afternoon, Jan. 7, at 3:00 Concerts Saturday Evp., Jan. 8 at 8:15 Soloist: O.SS1P (IA11RILOW1TSCH, Pianist ! PROC.RAM ' riicrtiirp. "(!ennon" SCHUMANN' Comcrto for Plitnn, I! minor . . .CHOPIN bmphony No. I. II minor . HJUKLIll Seals Now on Halo ut Hcppe's, 11 1(1 Chritnut CHESTNUT ST. Opera House MATINEES. 1:30 TO B 10c. IRc u. NKIIITS. 7 TO 11 10c. Wc. LT,c DOROTHY DONNELLY in MADAME X WALNUT Pup. MntK Tucs . Thurs. Ilpir. M.itlnp Katurdir. i:rnlng at 8:11 2d WEEK HIT OF THE TOWN A , J,., TT U in "Tho Irishl .ttLllUrtSW lYlcKJlY DraROon") tint Seats, (I. No Higher Phone. Walnut 1M09.J Tinrmnom LAST ! i:enlnus at 8:15. ' UivniilOJ- WEEKS MatK Wed. & Sill CHARLES IHLLINtlHAM Presents WATCH YOUR STEP MRS. VERNON CASTLE- FRANK TINNET? IIEHNAHD GRANVILLE Ilrlco & King; Harry Kelly, lui) Others. OLOBE Theatre1 A. M tall P PhlladflnMn Popular Slnalurl MARKET and 11 J I NII'KRSTS.' Continuous 11 A. M In 11 ! M luo. 15c. W.' rnladclji'iln 'o;mlar Slnpliifl comedian a, BOBBY HEATHj AND Ilia SL'RROl'NDINO HILL n A T API? HI A M 11 IP. M. JT XX JU Xi. V- i-J ALL THIS WEBK ; 17AMVIP WARTY nnd SESSUE HAVAKAWA In M " T H l!i UHK A T " Will Rank With tho Oreatrst Photoplajs. ACADEMY OF MUSIC MfQ 1915 BOSTON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Dr. Karl Muclt.Cond'r n.,.,.. . am. . ..,.-. ... O.IH SOLOlbT: M MADAME 1 M E L B A I Tickets at Heppo'a Amph,:!a ACADEMV Ol Mi'sin Mnvrvw rvn. JAN. 18. ,..,, .w...... .,., T . rt NEW YORK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA nATVTDnCPTT il Conductor ELMAN fr-ats on Salo NOW at Heppe'a, UIO Chestnut Stregj Soloist . -r.-r.Ty-.TT- " MrtllT Mrhl, at 8:13. LrAlUUUlV IN 'J W MauTwed. t MJ COHAN AND HARRIS Present REST PLAY I.N M YEARS ON TRIAL Pnnntar Price Mat. Wednesday Best Seat 1J " ACADEMY OF MUSIC SATURDAY, JANUARY 8. 2 30 KREISLER Tirketa at Heppo'o, T5o to 12. Eoe, J12-18 Direction. ,C. A. Ellis. Symphony Hall.BolJ MARKET ABOVE I6T8 nrn A KTT TTIT 10 A. M. Jl ; 3 S A ihil "i Presentation Mni-v PickfordM Symphoai Orcneslro gad Soloists "The Foundlinga . dH BROAD THIS WEEK ONLY Via,. a a Rhnrn. Only Mat, Sat ' $ Wm. Gillette Sherlock HolmW N't W'k JOHN DREW In The Chief Seats Tb"! LITTLE THEATRE lTth and D Lancey Strec " THURSDAY NIGHT (JAN. G). 1) O'CLOCK Onlu Avseurutico lu Pillodelplila TMi Sea"",, GRACE LA RUE CoxuToXVlu beats iNQW cseiunc roon, j.ocuji ouh UNIVERSITY MUSEUM NM itittit-v n.nn Lecture by ED. T SHIELDSl'X VY -EJlA .011 "Mynerlous. Unknown CWM Many Colored Pictures. FREE, 33D and SPRlM NTTYfYNr vf jvmK8,Ii'ffi!1 -.r;.,.. 7. , '. i"o DINKELSPJEL TWIKSg '""l"' "" L'LEMEM'E A 0'CU.w THE 4 ROSES; MLLE. SPELLMAN'S UBAKB. AMERICAN ,RAK.D.?0"8,h, AKVINE FLAYERS In "BROADWAY JONES'1 j Je week "CIBL FROM OUT YONDW Trocadqroo1 Princess Kala: T i KKKKK