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'A that followed came a strong, deep
A .. . m rm Instantaneous calm
F'f ,rM looked In expectant alienee
hi eVf? rouml. genial face of Major
SCJ toXhng toward then, on his
SjlitVuio disturbance?" He asked.
S8S? fnoi tl.o ladles and shooting a
!k gtaMo of aversion toward the cap
fehi, soldier. ; be?an the captain, but
ftTW Interrupt?" ny .-. -
bI;S?i sir." 'aid Pile, niiiwerlug the
STr-i mlie, "we're from Perry's homo
P. Ja e haven't seen him for a
'.Tr" She smiled with n broader and
&rief smite Into the beaming face of
ffi major. They were like two genial
I1.!. Z,Hl Inc unexpectedly In the hoav-
r". bright spring day, and suddenly
(Monnurih i ioouIpk quickly
Ba BiMle to ferry and back again to
h Moore, raised his eyebrows Inqulr
''? jirs. Jlooro nodded nnd tho major
SrJava for the day." he Bald abruptly
fJIrlth a glance of silent anger at tho
Srtita h Wmcl and toddled orf.
rwry dropped the butt of his Run to
"lH ground and explained to the ladles
Hut he was free.
MSsreare people who would have been
Kited ty such a vlctoiy. but Mrs. Mooro
'111 nt bUo n moment's thought to It.
Hor mlhd was set upon tho immedlnto
discharge of Perry from the nrniy, and
S?'it nf m ,p turned asldo by tho
minting of a holiday.
(Terry and Bessie, However, were uappy
kjppy as love and youth can mnko two
f...i. tlmmrhtless days. Hut nit the
(Sue tthllo they were spreading the cloth
Mr a tree In tho grove on tho hilt
tjtfe.lho band was playing, una wciriii
fft tho corners down with roast chicken,
Jteiand pickle Jars Mrs. Mooro was chaf-
fc.
tTTAnDOa, In his gay nnd foolish way
IV and you aro to bo told In n moment
Rust how foolish his friends thought ninny
fet his ways Vardog had taught Homo-
Jin to call him dear Barbarlan-lircause
lit name was so Impossible as i'll as
Rilier intlmato things. Now, this Mis3
ptoa didn't in tno least Know wnai mo
najectlve meant, except that It mado
mrdog moro happy, which she liked trc-
dously, since, by reflex, It mado her
mors happy. Of course, she knew that ho
its a barbarian from across tho West
Ocean, because he had thoso amazing pur-
Tf eyes, that prominent nose and tho yel
b hair which all barbarians had accord-
Itrto the books. But ono thing the Young
Udles' Old Book of Decorum had not
Uoght her about barbarians: (That they
leonla bo so gentle, bo gay. nnd mako her
Cwio happy. In short, thai a barbarian
totiM bo tho comrado of a woman. Such
Ii.ttlng Is unknown between Japanese
Bea and women.
jteN&r, back for that word about tho
fiwllsliness of Vardog.
S Bhad talent, it was admitted; hi" was
"i mm and a gentleman; clubable. M the
tnrSist.of tho clubs, but ho swore that
Uo?Un't do a thing all his life but bo
"tapjr. Manifestly that Is no profession
foreman. Yet Vardog Insisted that, in
tin deal analysis, happiness Is what wo
in til seeking oven though tho pain and
ywearlness which nearly always lie In tho
wtyof It. But Vardog wanted happiness
iirjUiout the pain and weariness, And he
JfecMecl finally that it could not bo had
ffta these terms In tho United States of
fimerlca. Perhaps somewhero In tho
FARMER
GOOD-NIGHT TALKS
Dear Children I have just thought of something for you to do which
Ml- make a lot of people happy. I want you this Christmas to remember
t&t Firemen, Policemen and the Letter Carriers.
Your editor wants you to know that
pud you must not forget them at Christmas time.
I am going to put tho letters in with
KIND POLICEMAN:
Thank you for shielding me from harm during 1915. I wish you
8 fflztvv Cljrtetmnji nnb n Pjnppp 32eto env
If you have any children, kiss them for me.
Your little friend,
I
C. Sign your name and hand the above to the first Policeman you meet.
int hunt all over for one. If. for any
jWl your Christmas Message to the Station House nearest your home, YOU
UUOHT TO KNOW WHERE IT IS.
DEAR FIREMAN:
Thank you for watching over me. I hope you never have to
come and ee me, but I love you just the same.
8 fflmv Gfjcififtmatf nub a $j i2cto I? car
If you have any children, kiss them for me.
Your little friend,
On your way to school take the above to the Fire House nearest your
ae. YOU OUGHT TO KNOW WHERE IT IS.
as - vumac, wie ieuer uuiner win tumu iu pco juu( mm ? v w -$&
to get this lovelv note from VOU?
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DEAR KIND LETTER CARRIER:
Thank you for all the steps you have taken for me during 1915.
I wish you
& Jtap (Cfjrfetma nnb a appp J2elu iear
Kiss your babies fnr mi. anfl if vou haven't anv. put a kiss here ()
.fa ME I
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-, uvui .u.vi.b ,vmo, ;-
? wee, but we must BE PKEPAKUU,
Pk is another wonderful thing which has started in PHILADELPHIA.
J the people of the United States be surprised when they hear that the
r"i of Philadelphia sent Christmas letters to their Policemen, Firemen
H --w wamers 7 jjo your pars to mane uw
K Is worjderful to be able to do a kindness in this world DO YOUR
fT JOB iT WILL MAKB you HAPPY. Lovingly,
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HONORABLE DISCHARGE
By Arthur henry
Jumbling over his own overgrown legs,
lng at the thought that Perry could not
take oft his uniform, pack hi trunk nnd
go back to Mooro Centre that evening
with thorn.
Perry's mother was dead, and his
father, angry because of Ills enlistment,
had never written to htm. But Mrs.
Mooro was convinced that he had only to
appear to be welcomed by the lonely man.
Perry's grandfather had built a grist
mill by the creek that runs through
Moore Centre, and Perry's father had
created an extensive business by grinding
Up sweet corn and marketing It In tlvc
pound bags labeled Ithode Island Johnny
Cake Meal. The business had grown until
all tho land around Moore Centre was
deotcd to the growing of sweet corn nnd
the whole community was prosperous.
Mr. Saunders was about to build nn ad
dition to his mill, and In Mrs. Moore's
opinion all this offered a better prospect
to young Perry than parading around a
fort with n gun on his shoulder. Perry
wistfully agreed, but there Was no hope
for him now, ho said, until his time was
up. He imiRt serve for two years moro
unless he was Incapacitated through somo
serious sickness or an accident.
lie could not !e sad, however, with
Hessle there, and he was hardly conscious
of tho fact that .Mrs. Moorn had left
them presently saying that she would
seo tho major about It.
l'or a long time tho loveis rat ctoso
together, against the tree, their bands
clasped, listening In silent, dreaming rap
tme to the melodies of the band.
'"'hen Mrs. Moore returned. Hushed and
disappointed, but with some Vague hopo
fur the major, who had listened to her
with great sympathy, and who she was
sure would try and find somo excuse
for letting tho boy go home.
It was not until the boat that bore Bes
sie and her mother away had disappeared
around the projecting arm of tho main
land that Perry realized what a waste
of life the next two years would be, and
how desperate and d.id.
During tho days that followed Perry
consldeicd various ways of giving a hand
to fate. White chopping wood ho might
HER DEAR
By JOHN LUTHER LONG
East, whero It Is always afternoon, nnd
IoUim eating Is still fanhlonnble!
"Vnrdog." said his savngo friend, Slm
pllng, "t believe that your whole theory
of happiness Is secretly founded on tovol"
"I.ove!" laughed A'ardog "Nonsense!"
"l.ovol" denounced Slmpllng, with, al
most, hatred. "And a man ought to bo
nshamed of thnt sort of thing. The
wholo idea Is feminine. Men don't love
and get married nowadays. Nor women,
cither, for thnt matter. The feminist
Idea of frco communion Isn't half bad.
Why don't you marry Miss Pennington,
If you must? She won't expect you to
lovo her. She'll have you, I believe, and
she's rich, good looking, ailstocratlc "
"And a suffragette!" laughed Vardog
again. "In heaven's name, think of
marching up to the polls and casting
your ballot with your wife on your arm
when you cast n ballot!"
"And I hope you always do," said
Slmpllng, with patriotic severity.
"Somotlmes I always do," nodded Var
dog. "I am going to Japan to seo what
kind of women they have thero. I want
one that's all for me. I've heard that
thero are still somo In tho East who want
Just what I do happiness. Not tho
vote nor an office nor newspaperlng,"
"And then I suppose," said Slmpllng
sarcastically, "thnt you'll be all for her?"
"Certainly," smiled Vardog. "That Is
fair. I'll bring her back here to show
you how happy I am and how foolish
you nre."
And that was tho reason both for Vnr
dog's folly and Japan.
Back still, to say that thero was almost
no halt In Vardog's march toward hap
piness. Matter-of-fact, stern, masculine
Mrs. Verrlll Was In Japan. And Vardog
and his errand there had been prognos
ticated to her.
"So," she said sweetly, "knowing that
SMITH'S RAINBOW CLUB
these people aro your good friends,
directions just what to do.
reason, you CAN'T find a Policeman,
. ,
Your little friend,
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mnv do this on December 24 or any
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Children's Editor, Evening Ledger,
cause the nxc to slip, or ho might fait
from the ladder while removing birds'
nests from the cannon. He might even
ftlgn sickness nnd the major might bo
frlend him. Ho would have ventured on
thli If the major had shown an amiable
sign of sympathy as they encountered,
but a singular change had come over tho
manner of the commander. Suddenly
fiom from a sunny, frahlc and genial
man ho had grown to bo sombre and mo
rose. No one know the reason except tho
major's wife and Captain Tooting, and
they Kept tho matter secret. Nothing
very serious had happened, but tho
major's wife was pretty, young nnd fool
ish, and the captain vain and ldlo nnd of
the sort that think any woman will be
his for the asking. He was offensive, but
had not offended In a way that could bo
reckoned with, and tho major, who loved
his wife and trusted her, was unhappy
only because he could not apply hts boot
to th.it smooth, round and conspicuous
portion of tho captain of which ho wa-
moit vain.
One day Perry, hopeless and dejected,
was standing guard on tho wharf, and
the captain in a new, tight-fitting pair of
trousers was standing In careless exhi
bition with his back exposed to the In
coming boat. He liked to be there to be
seen, but wished to appear Indifferent.
Tho boat, as usual, thrust Its nose to
tho dock, was fastened for a moment and
the gates wero opened. As usuat thero
were no passengers for tho fort, nnd the
gates wero about to be closed when n
setter pup dashed off between them, elud
ing the grnsplng hands of the gatekeeper.
In reckless nbandon the pup galloped
across the dock, his cars Hopping, hla
eyes shining with Joyous ndventure, and
with a glad yelp he leaped and planted
his large, mud-covered paws on the cap
tain whero his trousers were tho tightest.
Frightened by tho unexpected result, ho
dodged and sped In a frantic, zigzag
course. Of courso no sentry should per
mit a dog to enter the fort unattended
If then and Perry, roused to this sud
den emergency, gave chase. Tho pup
turned, and scenting at onco n friend,
Imagined It was a game. He dashed about
BARBARIAN
your quest for happiness Includes a
woman, I naturally turned to tho love
liest ono In Japan: Dalmyo Izanl's daugh
ter. Come! I brought a motorcar over.
But the atmosphere will bo better pre
served by u kuruma."
And after a bewildering Jolt of a half
hour In the baby carnage, between for
ests of stiect signs, parks Inhabited by
red temples, government cement roads,
Vardog found himself on the other side
of a small lacquered table on tho floor,
opposite Miss Peach pouring pale tea,
which she would not permit him to pro
fane with sugar or cream.
"Quito right," sighed Vardog to Mrs.
Verrlll.
"What?" asked she.
"That affidavit of yours about tho love
liest lady In tho land."
"Momo-San speaks English nnd under
stands It!" warned Mrs. Verrlll.
"Me," nuked Miss Peach, "you mean
me lovelies' lndy In Japan7"
"Mrs, Verrlll said so," stammered Var
dog. "An' an not you?"
The note of disappointment was evi
dent. ,
"I never had seen you, you know;
Vardog went fatuously on.
"But you see me now!"
Tho small mouth unquestionably pouted.
"Well good Lord may I?"
"Mo? I dunno' what you llg' say to
good Lord."
"I'd like to say to you," Vardog pur
sued desperately, "that that hah I
agree with Mrs. Verrlll entirely. I'll even
go further than Japan and be assassi
nated for It, I suppose!"
"Not t all," said Miss Peach, demure
ly, nodding her head with great satis
faction. "The Lord Moto It is true ho
is soldier water-soldier but he don' get
'cited If Barbarian West Ocean call mo
Our Postoffice Box
Only N-I-N-E more days till
CHRISTMAS! I know that, without
counting; at least, I know that Christ
mas is very near,
for every morning
the postman brings
in wonderful gifts.
They nre just
wrapped up in
white envelopes,
but they are the
biggest, loveliest,
Dominic falconi. presents that I
was going to say, that money can buy.
Dear Rainbows, money cannot buy the
very least of these gifts. Do you know
what they are? They are the little
kind acts of the boys and girls who
are living up to their Rainbow pledge!
I wish you could come down and see
them. Well, never mind, we'll have
a display room right here in our own
small corner!
Kind act one, given by Leonard
Bitterman, West Montgomery avenue,
"One day an old man came by and
asked me for something. It was very
cold, and I felt sorry for him. I
thought of my Rainbow promise, and
gave him a nickel."
Kind act two, given by Grace Yard,
Atlantic City. "I am doing more for
others than I have ever done before.
I am trying to help the poor needy
people of Atlantic City."
Kind act three, given by Dominic
Falconi, South 8th street. "I have
collected some nice books for the boys
who would like to have those kind of
presents at Christmas."
The display room will be open early
tomorrow evening. Don't forget tu
come in,
Do You Know This?
1. Fill in the dots in the square so
that you have four words, reading on
under the other,
HOME
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(Six credits.)
2. What is the first thing a man
sets in, his garden? (Five credits.)
3. What sentence can you form
from the letters of the following name,
CHARLES DICKENS? (Five credits.)
In cjumsy circles, attacking, retreating,
but eluding the one hand sweeping the Kir
for his capture. Perry swung the gun
from his shoulder with tho Idea of lay
ing It down, but at tho same moment tho
pup ran between Ills legs and he
stumbled. The captain eeelng the gun
pointing toward him turned his back,
there was nn explosion and tho bullet
hitting ono of the muddy marks a glanc
ing blow, cut a stinging gash In the flesh
and burled Itself In a grassy bank some
twenty yards away.
The discharge of tho gun was a great
surprise to Perry, and yet It was true, n-i
he dlstlnctty saw the captain beforo tho
gun went oft and that hla eyes were
fixed as If hypnotized on tho exact spot
where the ball struck. It seemed to him
that It was the moat conspicuous object
In tho landscape, Ailing the horizon as
It were, and ho admitted nlso that he
was suro tho gun was going off Severn!
seconds before It did. But ho denied all
Intention of firing. Tho captain was al
most insane with humiliation and rage,
and demanded nothing less than that tho
culprit Bhotild spend six months In tho
guardhouse suspended from Its rafters
by bis thumbs.
During tho trial Mrs. Moore nnd Bessie
fairly haunted tho fort and were fre
quent guests of the mnjor at dinner. On
the very day of tho shooting all his for
mer kindliness and good humor returned,
and ho assured Mrs. Mooro that thero
was no causo for alarm.
Of course It was a clumsy thing for a
soldier to do, nnd out of consideration
for the captain a sense of outrage, Perry
Saunders was discharged from further
service and sent homo to marry and mako
a fortune.
Captain Tooting, nt first appeased, was
later incensed when he heard that tho
major's parting gift to tho lovers was
tho setter pup, wearing n. silver collar on
which was Inscribed
THANKS
PlinSENTED TO PRIVATE SAPNDDH3
BY
HIS MAJOIt
IN MEMORY OF AN
HONOHAI3M2 DISCHARGE
tlioso. 'Xspelc thoae aro Jealousnesa?
Don't got In Japan. More tea? An'
rlzc-cako?"
"Tea and rlco c.iUet" Vardog turned
savagely upon Mrs. Verrlll. "Who la this
water-soldier. Lord Moto?" ho demanded.
"Her prenatal Ilancc," answered Sirs.
Vcirlll.
"Oh, I Bee!" said Vardog, Hotly. "Ton
wanted to euro me! Well, you've done
It not! I'm going to marry this girl!"
"Sawry mag' you that cross," pleaded
Miss reach.
"Vou make me cross I You're an an
gel!" cried the now militant Vardog.
"Angel?" wondered the girl.
"Don't they have 'em In your heaven?"
"Not angel," said Momo-San; "Jus' fool
ish llddlo girl allg me."
"That's a good deal better!" cried Var
dog. "Jus' a foolish llddlo girl allg you!"
"Nlze, nlze!" murmured Momo-San.
"I am waiting, Mr. Vardog, Bald Mrs.
Verrlll, straltly.
"Whass use go?" mourned tho girl.
"Madame Is waiting!" laughed A'ardog.
Then ho let her wait.
"You coinln again soon7" begged Miss
reach. "Tea not nlze today. Mlsnble.
Xcx' time have beau'fool gehha mag'
for you. More beautiful as me. Dress all
In red. Long hairpin paint perfume.
Then sa-ay, you come again soon?"
Mrs. Verrlll was tapping her foot. That
was a dangerous way to take with Var
dog. "Yes," ho said, taking Miss Peach's
hand In his. "Very soon. And keep this
as a pledge of fealty till I come again!"
He kissed her hand.
"Thass foanny." said Miss Peach, In
utter Ignorance of the meaning of It.
"How I can keep It?"
"And, water-soldier or none," Vardog
went on terribly, "please think sometimes
about the possibility of marrying me!
"Mr. Vardog!" chldcd Mrs. Verrlll.
"Posslb'? Marry you? That I dunno.
nut I llg oblige you."
"That's the way to oblige me." shouted
Vardog, happy as a boy now; "marry
mo!"
Miss Peach laughed as happily, The
spirits of happy Vardog were infectious
and strange! They carried her along
to mystic bounds of Joy!
"Aln you got other name as Var ?"
asked Miss Peach. "Can" Bay those."
"Hepburn first name " A'ardog In
formed her.
"Hep Jus' bad."
"By Jove, that's so! AVe don't caie. In
The Land of the Brave and the Home
of the Free'-what confounded names Ave
fasten upon our posterity. Why, they
sound like swearing In your pretty mouth.
Look here Barbarian that's good enough
fop me when you Bpeak It!
"Llg' those," nodded Momo-San, "ac.
count you not barbarian! Nlze!"
"Delicious reason!" said A'ardog.
"Other name?" asked Miss Momo.
"Let's see," thought A'ardog; "let It be
something '
"Anything!" cheered Momo-San. "Jap
nee' have many name he llg' all kind."
"Dear," suggested A'ardog, daringly.
"that's It! what an Idea! Dear Bar
bailan!" The- girl tried It, Innocently.
"Llg' those," she said.
"And, for a change, noivt and then,
dearest Barbailan," A'ardog went on with
Impudence.
"Lis' those yeat more bedder," nodded
the girl. "Dear, dearest Barbarian!"
"Great!" Joyed Vardog, and of the se
vere .Mrs. verrlll lie asiceu, in the fashion
of Momo-San, "What you thing?"
"I think," said Mrs. Verrlll, "that this
disgraceful performance had better end.
I am waiting, sir."
"Good-by, dear Momo-San," said A'ar
dog.
"Good night, dear, dearest Barbarian,"
said Mlsa Peach. "Don forget come
soon'a you kin!"
A'ardog made the little baby carriage an
Inferno for sirs, verrlll on her way home.
Ho chattered of everything she didn't
want to hear without cessation. He was
Intimate, humorous, superbly Joyous. He
asked her what she thought or the crops.
She answered that she knew nothing
about farming. Did she like President
Wilson's Income tax? Her husband In
America attended to thoae things. And
so on.
"Mr. Vardog," she: said at last, "I am
not u. child and I see through you. l
am sorry for you."
"Thank you for your sympathy in my
deep dejection," laughed Vardog.
"I suppose you have ms.de a hit nith
that ignorant, innocent, trusting glrll
"Do you think io" asked A'ardog, lost
to all but the rant.
"Undoubtedly, What do you care, tn
another Lieutenant Flnkerton affair, what
trouble follows your departure? For
tunately, Motomari wilt make the next
hit."
"Is he is he," Vardog asked. Instantly
tn the doldrums, "uch a formidable
lover?''
''He's a dead shot." answered Mrs.
Verrlll grimly.
"Obi" laugaea vardog. "X can bit a
barndoor at 10 paces myself."
"Slmpllng put It up to me to save you,"
the lady exclaimed. "Well. I've tried."
"And failed! I release you from all re
sponsibility," said Vardog. "I'm lost I"
"And I wash my hands of you!"
T&anK you, was rontius ruato a
man-led person, t-
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