EVENING LEDGEE-PnTLABELPttIA, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 27 1915.
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I
THE BEASTS OF TARZAN
I
f Nlrr"i
MirVlut nk"ff fr iM n bitter Miemy
. inVin "i n. l-or!' lrMok. formerly
V JoHn
'( "Ha'V,i rf " inrtfiB Tartan jni Jan
the Api
pV
sprs irom prlsun
C" ? ii o mtn un uni hiriiij .unit un-
"''"...-. kjtii hit me cvdii of Airi
ii um'er a ranen uee
riUPTFtl V-(Contlnued).
BK THAT AH It
may. for many
days the man, the
panther and the
ifeat npes foamed
Uielr savane haunt
tilde by side, making
(heir klltn together
and sharing them
with one another,
and of all the Ravage
banc) none was more
terrible than the
irnfioth eKIiilir I, powerful henst that had
, j,wri t,ut it U iv fhort months before a
fartiDlnr fgurj In many a London draw-
Ins mo
grme imi 3 the beast separated to follow
their ow i intimation for an hour n day,
.,. it v as upon one of these occasions
ttilien the ii'f-inan hA-3 wandered throtiKli
h9 trei. lops townin uip nenen, ana wns
ftrtl'hej ii tho hot sun upon the wand,
ifcoi from tlK low summit of a nearbv
Woirmntoty a pali of keen oyes discovered 1
him ,
I'or i mrmem tne owner oi me iyea
WfC'l 'n astonishment at tho figure of
the sa'O-" whlto man basking In the
B,jayg 01 ir"l Illlli liupit- nun, Ultm lie
llUl.HAI. ' " --.,-. -- - .... ....
hind M'n Piesi'ntly another pair of eyes
lift lenking down upon the ape-man,
find then nnothe." and nnother, until a full
coro of hi.lccu.'ly trapped, lavage war-
Born wcro lymrf upon their bellloo along
the crfst of tno niiKC waicning tno
liit-o.ldnned strancir.
("Th' y wcie down wind from Tnrzan, and
to -elr "cent win not carried to him,
mi as Lis iack vas turned half toward
Bthem ho did not dee tholr cnutlous nd
Rvancc over tho edne of tho promontory
Mind doivn toward the sandy bench whno
M lav
HI? fellows they were, all of them, their
turharle headdresses and trrotewiuely
ipalnted ffires together with their many I
Irretal oinnments and RorReously coloied
foathers, addlntr to their wild, tierce
ippearanre
ramo ciutlously to their feet. and. bent
half-double, advanced silently upon me
f unconscious white man, their heavy vnr
. t lu ' .-Hnnr.l.. 1.1 t1lE.ll
CIUD3 CWIlJJiin1; Jlifluli-iUfci in iiirii
Irawny hands
Ihc mental sufTerlnK that Tarzan'e aor
ronful thoughts induced had tho effert of
Btiumbln? his keen, perceptive faculties, so
that the advancing: savaKes were almost
upon him before ho became aware that ho
tia m longer ainne upuu inu uuuuu
i So nul-kly, though, were his mind .and
muscles wont to react in unison to the
tlbthtcst alarm that he was upon his
Ifctt and fnclnff his enemies, even as he
realized that Bomcintns was ieiunu mm.
'At he sprang to hl3 feet the warrlori
leaped towaid him with raised clubs and
tavaee yells, but the foremost went down
ttn sudden death beneath the long, stout
' . . - .,-- - -. ,t ,u iluM
hick oi tne upe-iiiaii, ami inuii ihk mui:,
linewy figure was among them, striking
Vltht and left with a fury, power, nnd
fmcislon that brought panic to the ranks
cf the blacks.
For a moment they withdrew, those
that were left of them, and consulted
fetogcthcr at n short distance fiom the ape-
man, who stooa witn roiaeo arms, a
half-sn'lle upon his handsome face,
watching them. Presently they advanced
upon him once more, this time wielding
their heavy war-spears. They were be
tween Tartan and the Jungle, In a little
temlclrcle that closed In upon him ns
"they advnnced.
i There seemed to the npe-mnn but slight
Chance to escape the final charge when
all the great spears should be hurled
timultaneously at him; but II he hail
desired to escape there was no way other
.than through tho ranks of the savages
wcept the open sea behind him.
His predicament was Indeed most serious
,when an Idea occurred to him that
iltered his smile to a broad grin. Tho
warriors were still some little distance
away, advancing slowly, making, after
,ine manner of their kind, a frightful din
kJith savago ycll3 and the pounding of
tnelr naked feet upon tho ground as they
laped up and down In' a fantastic war
dance.
tThen It was that tho ape-man lifted his
to'ce In a series of wild, weird screams
that brought tho blacks to a sudden, per
plexed halt. They looked nt one another
Questlonlngly, for hero was a sound so
hideous that their own frightful din
faded Into insignificance beside it. No
human throat could have formed those
hwtlal notes, thoy were sure, and yet
Slth their own eyes they had seen this
hlte mail open his mouth to pour forth
lis awful' cry.
jBut only for a moment they hesitated,
md then with one accord they again took
P their fantastic ndvanco upon their
Prey, but even then a sudden crashing In
Jh Jungle behind them brought them
wen more to n, halt, nnd as they turned
to look in tho direction of this new
holao there broke upon their startled
vllons a sight that may well havo
frozen the blood of braver men than tho
JVagambl.
LLeaplnB trom tno tangled vegetation of
ths Jungle's rim came a huge panther,
lth blazing eyes and bared fangs, nnd
In his wako a score of mighty, shaggy
pes lumbering rnpidly toward them, half
erett upon their short, bowed legB, and
lth their long arms reaching to tho
tround, where their horny knuckles bore
W Weight of their ponderous bodies ns
Jhy lurched from side to side In tholr
trotesque advance.
,'.The beasts of Tarzan had come In
n-wer to hla call,
Before the Wagambl could recover
worn their astonishment the frightful
horde was upon them from one side and
Tsrzan of the Apes from the other,
peavy tpears were hurled and mighty
jr-clubs wielded, and though apes went
Wwn never to rise, so, too, went down
Itha men of Uuambl.
ft Bneeta's cruel fangs nnd tearing talons
"ppea and tore at the black hides.
Ut"s mighty yellow tusks found tho
N'gular of more than one sleek-skinned
aVair And nnrni nt IIia Anna urn
Jiere Urn thM ,nn A,....,,,,, l,A,n uefrtnir
LJJ fierce allies and taklnir a heavy toll
i"n nis long, slim knife.
? 111 a mnmnnt !,,. klanla find anuHnrAd
,Uor their lives, but of the score that had
Ifcrept down the graeiy sides of the pro-
."ur.iory only a single warrior managoa
t cann th linnlft thnt hart civer-
Mlmed his neorile.
ThU one was Mugambi, chief of the
'Kambl of I'eambl. and ns he dlsap-
Tt& n the tangled luxurlousness of
tank irrntvli nnnn IhA rir1tria llim-
only the keen eyc of the ape-man
JW the direction o hU (light.
L, Jfsving hU pack to cat their fill upon
,ta nh of thejr vletlms-flesh that he
wyla not touch-Tarzan of tho Apes pur
JMi the sirnrio survivor of the bloody
"fV- 'list bevond the ridge he fame
"I-Mn tlnhi nf )),. nim liiniV maklnu
Alth heaaiona )epg for u long wor-oanoe
ZZr wb mawii well up upon tne ueacn
rr; n nign tide surf
Ai"4teUsc di Ihn rullnii'a jihndnw. the
lmsn rawd sifter the terror-stricken
'1 In the white man's mind was
"w plan owikeneil by sluht or tins war
Bnos jf t rse nlen j1(l(j txltnt ,,, j,ts
wind from anotKei or from the matn
'!H why not uutlre tiicir raft to lonk
y to the country Uoat whb.li tht-y
!, i. in in Jnforlf4 '. htiAw'ki
'LYVt rmnif "1 am age Hit.
JT.Vi'. mib unthroijnla St whom he iti-
'1"1 .mi si' l'y rrUnrtly lli their
"".Tr Ak'l " ilfcl rashes a t tfti
'Ci i a I'nlhM Meets, whem h has
tee.
PIT n"!
ream-'" .
By EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS
Ima eonw. Bviilmtiy it was an intmhitwl
eoiintrv, and no doubt had ocrsslonal In
terrotir. with th. mainland tr It ere
a , ,r Mfltn lhe continent of frlea.
A henvy hand fell upon the shoulder or
trw caning ilunamol b,iui.. he ks
nware that he n twins parrw-H. ml
as he turned to do battle with hie assail
ant riant H titers clocd about hla wrtata
? . J!9 ? hrll to earth with a giant
aatrM him Iwfore h cmiM Mrthe a Mow
in lilt own defantw.
In the langtrnge of th Vtat Cowit
lai-ann apoke to the proatratp man ba
nea'.h Mm.
"W arc youT" he aaC
Mttsramhi, chirt of th Wmmmw," r
plld the Mack.
"I w'll iarc ywir life," said Taraan,
tr voti will promlf to hlp me to loava
this lalati.l. What do jom anawerr
l will help yoti." rtpllad MHtatnM.
But ihw that tu have klllad all my
warriors, I do not know that ven t can
loave vour country, for theie will b none
to wield tho iMddlea."
Tarwin tote and allowed his prisoner to
come to his feet The fellow was a in
nlnoent specimen ,if manhood n black
eounterpHrt in phyalutte of the splendid
white man whom he faced.
"Come!" said the ape-man, and started
back In the direction from which thoy
could honr the snarling and gro vllng of
the featlng pack Mucambl drew back.
"Thy will kill u," he said.
"I think not," replied Tarzan. "They
are mlno."
Still the black hesitated, fearful of the
consequence approaehlnn the terrible
crestums that were dining upon the
bodies of his waivlora, but Tarsati forced
him to accompany him, and piesently the
two emergid trom fr? Jungle In full view
of the grisly spectacle upon the beach.
At slgnt nf the men the bensts looked
up with menacing growls but Tarann
strode In ninong thm dragging the trem
bling Wngumbl with him.
As h hud taught the apes trl accept
Sheets, so he taught them to adopt 51tl
gnhl as well, and much more easily:
but Sheeta seemd nulte unable to under
stand tint tnough he had been railed upon
to dovutir Mugambrs warriors he was
not to bt nlloii(l to proceed after the
same fashion with Mugambi However,
being well tilled, he contented himself with
walking round th terrm-stilcken savage,
emitting low, menacing growls the while
he kept his flaming, Jialeful eyes riveted
upon the black.
Mugambi, on his part, clung closely to
Tarzan, so that the npe-mnn could senrre
control his laughter it the pitiful condi
tion to which the chief's feat had reduced
aim: hut nt length the white took the
grnt "at by te fliruIT of the neck and.
dunging It quite close to the Wagnmbl.
slappd It iharplv upon the nose each
time that it growled at tho stranger.
A. the lght of the thing n man maul
in with his bare hands one of the most
relentless and tierce of the Jungle cnrnl
vnra Mugnmbl's eyes bulged from their
hoekots, unci from entertaining a sulln
respec for the giant white mnn who hud
made nlm prisoner, the blnek felt an almost-worshiping
awe of Tarzan
The education of Bheetn progressed so
well that in a short time .Mugambi ceasrd
to be the object of his hungry attention,
nrd the black fcit a degree more of sufety
in his society.
To av tint Mugambi was entlrelv
hippy or at ease In his now environment
would not be to adhere strictly to tho
truth. Ills eves were constantly rolling
nprrehenslvely from side to side as now
one and now another of tho fierce pack
chanced to wander near him, so that for
the most of the time It wus principally
the whites that showed.
Together Tirrnn and Mugambi, with
Sheeta and Akut, lay In wait nt the ford
for n deer, and when at a word from tho
ap-man the four of them leaped out
upon tho nffrlghted nnlmal the black
was sure that the poor creature died of
THE DAILY SHORT STORY
Marrying Betty
IT WAS Insufferably hot, and Betty had
lost her way. Just us she rounded tho
corner of the Via Apollonl somebody
seized her silver mash handbag from
behind, and yanked It from her grasp.
"Oh, dear, bother you!" she exclaimed,
and, being young nnd American nnd ath
letic, she promptly turne'd and chased tho
fleeing figure of the thief.
He was short and young. Not onco
did he look back. Tho click of Betty's
heels on tho uneven pavement was
enough to tell him he was followed. A
few children took up tho case nnd wom
en's heads appeared aboe nt open case-
ments. Suddenly tho thief dodged across
tho street around a spouting raun s neail
fountain projecting from the wall, and
by tho time she gained the same point
there was fib sign of him.
"He went In these, Signora," a girl
spoke from a doorway, lazily, pointing
at a small church. The Iron gates were
open.
Under tho shado of a wtile-sproadlns,
old ollvo tree sat Bellamy Talbot, paint
ing placidly on the canvas before him.
Somehow the unexpected sight of him
Just nt this Instant Inflamed Betty's ris
ing Indignation and anger. It was qulto
like him to appear suddenly on her per
sonal horizon like this at nn awkward
moment after successfully evading her
all over the Continent.
The silver handbag contained some
change, her cardcase, handkerchief and
two or three bills. Also It held a round
medallion locket, plain dull gold, with
her monogram on It. There seemed to
bo only one oxlt to the church, At Its
back rose a high red brick wall. She hes
itated, one small tan suede slipper rest
ing on the first step leading to tho en
trance. The girl from the doorway
strolled across and leaned her elbows on
the Iron railing.
"Slgnor Bell-ml," she called. Bellamy
shook his head. He was painting tho
red brick wall and the drooping oliv
tree, tho gray stone flags benoath, and
a slice from the old church. Being In the
middle of a wash he reaented Intrusion.
She came noarer. "Tonlno haB been
stealing again. He is hiding In the
church now. Ho has the signorlna's
purse.
"Oh, thunderatlon!" he murmured bo
neath his breath. Batty forgot the thief,
and chuckled to hoar tho old gasp or
exasperutton. Ho ran his fingers quickly
through his hair, and "tood up willingly.
"What do you want. Batty?"
"That'g a pleasant taatful greeting,"
said Uotty. mildly. "Aren't you glad to
see mo? I didn't come after you, Bel
lamy. I'm chasing somebody who stole
my handbag."
"Tonlno," the gltl supplemented.
The name roused Bellamy.
"But you can't arrest Tqnlno. He's
my best model. He lts lor me from
8 to IS dally, Botty."
"He's going to alt for mo' said Betty,
ciimly. "If they have Jails In Florence,
he's BlnB to sit for me In cell."
Bellamy climbed the steps of the church
three at tl"e' I6 vanished Inside the
c4iol, dim archway, and Betty waited.
"Where docs ho live?" Mhe asked the
girl.
"In Monna Xedda's house, with the
green blinds and red pepper on the tial
conies." She pointed It out down the
street "He has painted a long while here.
He has '' picture, too. I sell melons
In tliP fountain square. He painted me
there with the flower stands behind tno
and the doves .ill u found He saya ha
may neer gu bai-K lu ainritn
Oh, bui h wii' Hetty said positively
He 'us a dead heait " the girj
ahsweri 1 intb 'He ha lost love,
Monna Nt44ft ay to,"
fright before ever one of the great bensta
toucheu it.
Atiigsmbl built a fire and wartetl hh
iHntton - the kill; hut Taroan, fllwatn.
and Akui tore theirs, raa, with tlwlr
hatp teeth, growling among themsla
Wlwn ore ran lured ta encroach pon tH
ahare of another.
It waa not, aftar all, itnutw that th
white man's waya should lve s
much more naarly relatad te thoa f tla
beasts than wale tlw saraP Macaw. w
re, all of ua, crsiatures of habit, and
When the seeming necessity for tchflOl
Ing ourrelvea in new waa eeaaew tn exhlt
v' fall n.ituinll and easily Into the man
nam snd euatoma which long iNwge haa
Implanted Ineradlcahly within wa.
Mngimbt from childhood had eaten no
meat until It had Ireen cooked, while. Tar
aan. on the other hand, had never tasted
cooked food of any sort until he bad
grovn almost to manhood, and only
within tho paat three or fwr jeara hud
hV fatfii cooked meat. Not nnly did
the habit of a lifetime prompt him to
cat It raw, but the craving of Ills palate
as Moll: for to him cooked Heah was
spoiled flesh when comiwted with the
rich and Juicy meat of a fresh, hot hill.
That he could, with relish, eat raw meat
that bail been burled by himself weeks
before, and enjoy small rodenta and die
giwtlnj g-ubs, seems to tie who ltave been
alwiya "Uvillied" a levoltlng fact, but
had we learned In childhood to eat thee
things and had we seen all those about
us eat them, they would seem no more
h nAnlnir In HH HOW Ulan OU uutliy '
our greatest dainties, at whl.-h a s ivace
Afrlonn cannibal would loi.k at with te
piWHnco and turn up his nose
Ttir Instenee. theie Is a ttlbe tn the
vlelnltv of Lake Utidolph that will eat no
sheep or cattle, though Its next nelgubor
dn so Xe.tr bv Is another tribe that eat
donkev meat a custom most levoltlng to
the surrounding tilbes that do not eat
donkev. So who may ay that it Is 1 t.-e
to eat amlls and frmta' lefts and osteii.
but disgusting to feed upon grubs nnd
benles. or that a taw oyster, hoof, horns
and tall Is less levoltlng than the sweet,
clean meat of a fresh-killed buck?
The next few days Tarzan devoted to
the weaving of a bark cloth sail with
wliii h to equip tho canoe, for he de
soalred of l.Jng able to teach the apes
to wield the paddles, though be did man
age to get Severn! of them to embark
In the frail craft which he and Mugambi
paddled about Iniddo the rtef where the
water was quite smooth.
During these trips be had placed pad
dles In tcir hands when they attempted
to Imitate the movements of him and Mu-ga-nbl.
but so dinicult is It for them long
to concentrate upon n thing that he soon
saw that It would requite Wfeks of pa
tient trnlnV- liefore they would be able
to mae an ' effective use of these new
implement' If. In fact, they should ever
' There was one exception, however, ann
he was AUut. Almost from the fltst no
showed an Interest In this new sport that
revealed a much higher plane of Inte ' -genre
than that attained by any of his
trlhe He seemed to ginsp the purpose
of the paddles, and when Tnrzan saw that
this was so he took much pains to expln n
In tho menger langungo of the anthropoid
how they might be used to the best ad-
n n t n tr c
Vrom Musambl Tnrzan learned that ths
mainland Inv but a short distance froi
th" island It seemed that the Wngambl
warriors hod ventured too far out in their
frail craft, and when caught by a heavy
tide and a high wind from offshore thev
v.-. v,v. ,irin nut of sight of lnnd.
nail I'ctn ........ --- ,
After paddling for a whole night, think-1
Ing that tnev were neniieu mr numi-, nn.-
had seen this land nt sunrise, and still
taking It for tho mainland, had hailed it
with Joy: nor had Mugambi been awarn
that It was an Island until Tarzan had
told him that this was tho fact.
CONTINUED TOMORROW
"He looks pretty hearty," Betty re
turned dubiously. "And he's not a bit
glad to ree m." Here she stopped,
Bellamy emerged, smilingly, from tho
church, gripping her hnndbag snatcher
by he shoulder. Ho was curly-haired,
with wonderful wlde, guileless dark eyes
"I've got the bag for you," said Bel
lamy. "What was in It? We want to see
there la nothing missing."
"Why, er " Betty hesitated, and be
gan to turn lathor pink ns she ic
momberod. "There'B some money, silver
change and bills, and my handkerchief
with Initial In tho corner und my card
case."
Bellamy had opened tho bag and was
verifying each count. Last of all ho found
tho old medallion in tho bottom, and,
as ',ho lifted It out, their oyes met in one
long straight look. Then lie asked Im
personally. "Same picture Inside?"
Hetty nodded.
"Tonlno," ho said to the boy, "the gods
are good to you today. The scnorita Is
also good and generous and forgiving,
not for your sake, but for mine. She
wants my picture to bo finished. She
wants me to be a great success. Tonlno,
So you will not go to Jail, not this time.
Go nnd tell Monna Nedda I will not be
home for dinner."
Tonlno lied Joyously, stopping only to
kiss the girl who lenned over tho railing.
Bellamy was gathering up his brushes.
"Where uro you stopping?" he asked.
"Wo havo rooms at the Pnlazo Ferratl.
I came over with the Ooidona and Noll
Lennox. Mother went on to Chicago at
the last minute to stay with Aunt Dora,
bbe told me to be sure and And you, Del
lam, on this side." Butty's eyes were
very demure. "She always folt so sorry
for you, some way."
"- felt sorry lor mysfclf." replied Bel
lamy, simply. "I acted like an Idiot. I
psoked up and made trucks ovor here In
stead of nutklng you marry me and obey
me properly,"
"Making ma! Bellamy Talbot!"
"Don't believe I could, do you?" Bel
lamy remarked. "Now listen to me,
Betty. Why do you carry my nlctura
mound with you aa a talisman and lave
cnarm in mat precious old hkiImUIwiT"
'You silly aid thing," Hetty murium ed
quite irrelevantly, holding the medallion
closely In her hand.
"All right, don't anawer If you'ie em-
barraaaed, dear. Why did you decline to
marry me about 88 times before 1 came
ttbtoad?"
"I'or your own good." Betty was very
concise nnd cat tain on this point. Hhu
sat down on the old stone bench against
inn wiiu sun uHuou us aoisejed orna
ments with her finger carefully "Ypu
needed study. You were & pojfoct boar.
Bellamy. You were no mora fit to settle
down Into domestic life than it grlzaly."
"Who auld wo were golpg to settle
down? Wo'ie not. We'ie going to be
married here next week, and Inke u nice
cool suite of rooms up at MnnuA Nedda'a
until I finish some of these nlotures I'm
working on And she'll serve, our meal
out on that little balcony you can se
It. Betty. If JOU'll Just loan ii hit tar.
ward. And then we'll drop down along
liiu iviuiiuv vuiiivwiiiitt:, UVgr 10 A9010
ii nu uipri, mm get nome aoout Ogiober.
Will you, netty?"
"Don't ak me If I will anv morn"
said Betty, firmly. "Make me. The only
thing you ever lacked we d$Allon over
me, Bellamy, and I don't rpc$t you one
bit when you appeal to mo."
Uellimij took out a notebook and turned
the pos- to Monday of the following
wifk
' What is U"' ah asked He handed
It iq Uer checifuUy
'Memo. Many Betty at U a, m,"
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"I strongly object to christening ships
with champagne."
"I don't; thero's a temperance lesson
In it.'
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bottlo of wine, the phlp takes to wa
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Journal.
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