i pM" AEROPLANES ! FOKINAVAIJlUlLlllV SElilUUS l'liuiSLuni jLfc Organizations Will Ap- enco ior iMiuiyun-w " Is Needed Bndly BUYING BOATS" ABROAD 0 Club of America Sounds Call for Air urnii w " prcpnrcdiicss EA ...himv of the Navy Department Kfapptr the naval mllltla of a State., isnaayr fc.,ioniii. with aeroplanes SSed a wrtou. situation with re 57. .. ..nn.i dnfcniM. especially coast 'k ... it was announced today by the &" Bub o" America. It ..estimated tf. war IU pns. before tho various Vganliatlon, will receive Federal fL ih strength of promises mado by :$ SrS'nWni onaut.cal corpi of ,. corP havoeen JSTihi equipment Is lacking and the J2m 0f the national aero body and the ff rcanUatlons are insufficient to Sply IW. !!? u. -.; ... .h. nnv. lTto wee which will hold a ...- C In Boston from August n to a., w I" '" ..i . ihni Iho aerlnl dc- movement in every State may re- "i!,.ni and the mllltla orgnnl- EZJ of the States bo supplied with SrUwary equipment. A circular let- wHttinit forth the unpropareaneBs i Mf """'" , ., ,i,ov f nurlnl defenses STe nVd of the various State or . ln.! ". v-. h.n .nt tn evorv Gov rw"onB "u " L s Utter states that tho American iSrt owns only five aeroplanes, the army Tend only two could bo mustered In all & mllltla organisations In tho country. ', few army aeroplanes are ht Ban mmco. Cal.. and the navy machines aro lMPtncola, Fla. It Is pointed out that ?S "rank should set fire to the itau7 hangars at cacn place mo cuumry 3 k. .ntlrtlv deprived of aeronautical Ipment. The letter says: WIm for making aeroplanes, but the Waul Is almost all being shipped to vl rrhi. irxnr mfl nernnlnnrft have f-Ek (lipped to belligerent nations. Blit jfJeTre few skilled air pilots In this Woeontry ana it wouia wo " " tatenthf of training to secure tho ncces Swtt number of aviators In case of war. B.W few naval aviators navo jievur n K.....ii with tnn licet ana ao not Knuw iirsat ships and submarines look like kern the air. Naval commanders have lr haa an opportunity to use ucru- esureo. . ... ,. nvlntnm Vi.va nAVnr nnn the on tftunlty of operating with troops: the ?mrv has no aerial observers and has ' mr practised firing with aviators as f-"spotters": the majority of oincers and ise rnK ana nie nave never uiu un w uttnMtv in familiarize themselves with , tie work of aeroplanes.. The Philippine 'tt Muds, the Hawaiian Islands and tho v pntna Canal have no aerial protection. Th national Ruard and the naval i ttm-Uve had no experience with an torepi&at, ana tne oincers ana men nave never bd an opportunity to become ac quainted with Its possibilities as a scout and m a range finder far big guns, "iftfoefhng must Immediately be done iwa respectfully suggest that this matter a organizing aviation corps in tne na- guara ana navai miutia do given 'skratlon at the Governors confer ,,' which Is to be held at Boston Au- l 10 ZB. ' 1, . Rmunds denies interview yd of Education Board Repudiates Report He Justified ' Germany nry It. Edmunds, oresldent of the fctrd of Education and an authority on feCtrnatlonal law. denied todav that ha Ifct aald Germany had a right to sink tho r. Edmunds was told that lie had been (Wed In detail by mornlnc newsnancrs t the effect that no new situation has Wn created by the latfst exploit of a wroah submarine and that Germany , In the right. I u that correct?" he was asked. '"JTs." said llr. Edmunds. "No. I didn't Sthat" effort then was made to havo Mr. unds discuss the lntervlow In detail, ft he refused, saying ho might talk leter. IR00T BAR ASSOCIATION HEAD Pfarmer Senator Defeats W. G. Smith, of Philadelphia, for High Honor BAT.T r.ivw mmf ... m -rt. ri"-- . . a, A.uii. .v. runner JJftor Ellhu Root, of New York, was fTi " e,ectea president of tho 'vbii ur Association at its closing linesa session on recommendation of tCfn.r.l nntlMnll ... II.. . l.l JWter George Smith, of Philadelphia, r-7 t-anuiaate Deiore tnei council, Z. ""oa"18 was not presented to the T"s4mun, 4j?.r ,offlccr" elected were: George wi. xt '"' """am r. uynum, ureens-Jf0- C t Chapln Brown, Washington, SiJ p-, Charles N. Potter, Cheyenne, 2iJj John Lowell, Doston, and C. D, 'wmltt PekB' member" of tne executive STORS GO TO MOVIE SCHOOL els Parsons Study Picture Ma chine at Camp Meeting 25"CAao, Aug. 20.-A movie school for t- openeu today at tne 43tn t.Z "'umt camp meeting at I" . Th6 chool Is In oharge of ffvt U11 to a lecture on tjo value HI: iovl In church service na then IJJn the technique of the mac lne. L Riaenltlna n na1r . . 1fc K Pictures through the film ex- ljp0(r" many of whom desired to i r c ,n ineir cnurcnea. oui U! lcal Knowieage. r lUnn4 to Reach Canada !Jt Plana to escape from the . Mi AdBtna IVrirtu rnmnami In Ehr reVMled today by Aibprt ?h Atam- Merrill, who U t ?r i u,y1 coniesaed, it Is tJinr ." cregier, oi tne t;am- : :- ,-"ir Australia, ana irum .'"L0 th 'ntwlor of the coun- ,W ld he had intended to w-, ..w who tne money lie i!a,a kt typiwhewl Half an Hour AITK11 Hi ..... u ..... .... i,AJr .n hour w a coppeihead iuUh boll8r r0,n t the York i 22. "auimore, secretary; Fred Cr, l Y"AhSun"' A,bany treaeurerj Cln W. Meldrlm. Savannah. Ga.; WIN Y'Ntblack. Chicago; Selden P. Spen- HELP WANTED FEMALE .nIfi t,1;!? V. lXrl and aalnry C,fcCi?AL'.y,'"' ral joung ladleT mut 2ia BlR,ll.!!lnI?l, no others nl rpl. Call r '."'" iu , u k m , louay CVftV,S.rT,ifn' .1rrt cUm!i wantrd. muet ha"e llS?iinJJlM,n',,!I'" wantea on vhlto work, mo iii..v!y onie work to rto outmdo Thoniaa iiuck Hosiery ComDanv. Jn.tr .nri Vnrv i. 1,lJ?S!Sf1K ST.C00k and downaufrs work; liEti V!klt. Br1' M Ion. Hco Jll. T -"" 'vi iinerjjniCB. r)hiin"?w,J,,!"c,L . AT 'oh" J"1' eSulylklll. UUnket Ul". 8" ". l" a JJfi?irP mna. work evenlnsi occailonally. d.tl.te, "S".5.1 Camden, ti. 1. alvlng M .. .- onf u-nw yinirai, BTS9?n.AP"EU "" "me knowledse ot LS2.k'p,rB mu,t accurate and wrlta a good handi perm, employ, u las. Irfd. Oft. WBNQUfiAl'HKll and bookkeeper, compatent lfc.f. ",cnrei Rmlthrremler maohlnei me- . chanlcal-eltctrlcal line. out, liedfer ofti- STKNOaitAPHEHSI STENOniUPHnilS!! , HTLNOOItAPlinnBtll There Is an Inctvailna damanl tor flril cla, KiurlncJ rU. lr you are not atlihed with vour present potltlon. or ir you are icuklnc a sood one, cither perlnanent or temporary, see Ml Dean. Leaser Central, at once .he will help you with your ad and put you In touch with a good position. The lama court" eay It extended to experienced book- S?.'S?r?Vn'1-.?!er!!;T" 13 ?nB HKUVlCli TO LEDOKH AUVEllTlB WBAVKHS wanted. Apply .ohn ft James pobron, Incoriorntod. Hlanket Mills, Bcott'a . lane, rails ot Schuylkill. " WOMEr 4. bet. 25 and 10. wanted to fill perm, poeltlone; applicants muet have tho equivalent cf a high ichool education and be free to leave the city, unueuM opport. for hlah-grada womenj ret required, ,,oaltlon pay travel. expenaoa, salary and commission. Ask for Mrs. UilMlan, 1321 Hpruce at., bet. 10 and 1. HELP WANTED MALE JJOND SALESMAN wanted, with clientele. 802 Stock Exchange Wdg. BOOKKCEPEn, konwledge of stenography preferred) state age, experience and aalary . expected. D 218, Ledger Office. DOT for general olTIce work with large corpora tion: ghe references. D no. Ledger Olflcc. DRAUGHTSMAN or ettlmater wnatea: a bright young man of good personality and education who la familiar with l.ulldlng plans and who has had experience in cntl matlng quantities: state referenco, experience jand aalary expected. M 358. LedgerOfflce. CAtltNETMAKERB and wood-working machine hands wanted; time or piece work. Looachcn l'lnno cose and Phonograph Cabinet Co., l'aterson, X. J. COACHMAN wanted to asalst In care ot grounds on gentleman's country place: stato age; two horses, reference required from last place. D 213, Ledger Office. .LIlDann CLERK Thoroughly expcrlen-ed ledger clerk wanted; Drat-class penman; quick and acurate; permanent position with large wholesale house I' 1)18. Ledger Oftlc'o. SALESMAN, with experience and trade, to sell contractor's aupplles and equipment; glvo rets, and salary expected. D 211, Led. Off. SALESMAN wanted to sell wholesale and re tall ipal on commission. M 337, Ledger Cent. SLATE ROOFERS. 2. practical, wanted at oice; 3. Apply bOS Chestnut st Room 70S, W. II. Davis. STOCK SALESMAN; unusual opening for pro ducer; commlslson basis; highest reference req. as to Integrity & abll. F t)48. Led. Cent. STOCK SALESMAN wanted. Room 807. Builders' Exchango. WARP DRESSERS-'Apply John & James Dob son, Inc., Blanket Mills, Scott'a lane. Falls of Schuylkill. WEAVERS wanted Apply John & James Dob son. Inc., Blanket Mills, Scott's lane. Kails of Schuylkill. YOUNO MAN, clean cut, 17 years, leather de partment ahoe factory; must be good at fig ures: beat of reference required. Answer In own handwriting, P Oil), Ledger Office. YOUNO MAN In central real estate office; give particulars In apllcatlon. F 050. Ledger Central. General MEN wanted dally to operate moving-picture machines; we teach you quick methods of operating me eiecincai installation ot a tnea tre and fit yon for a position paying (13 to 5m per weeks complete course ?1. payable payment. Keystone School, l.'llo Arch. SITUATIONS WANTED FEMALE CHAMBERMAID or waitress or sewing. 217, Ledger Office. CLERK AND TYPIST, knowledge of stenog raphy; 2 years' exp. F 1MT. Ledger Central COOK, flrBt class, German Protestant, wants place. 2800 N. Warnock at. DRESSMAKER, first class, will sew in coun try, by week, at rata 11 day, room, boaid and carfare. Toplar 70SU D. DRESSMAKER from New York dealres few more engage'tB; high-class work. Walnut 0438 EXPERIENCED young woman desires poll tlon working housekeeper. D 210. Led. Off. HOUSEKEEPER (working) or care ot Invalid; strong, active; mod. wages; refa. M (E!0, Ledger Office. HOUSEKEEPER, mng . or mother's helper, exp.; care of young children. Ph. Walnut 8108. HOUSEWORK (gen ) or cooking and down stairs work Settled white woman; smalt t adult family; city. M 0.13. Ledger Office. HOUSEWORK, general, or cooking; aubJrbscr city; references. M 701, Ledger Office. HOUSEWORK (gen.), plain cooking; small wash; Trot.; refa. M U.y. Ledger Office. STENOGRAPHER, with 2 years' experience, wants position with good opportunities for advancement; tO to atart. .)' 1H, Led. Cent. STENOGRAPHER, dependable, neat, would consider moderate aalary, with opportunities; reference. p 114, Ledger Office. BT"ENdailAPlfER. with 4 years' exp., desires pos ; moderate salary. 2109 Douglas at. STENOGRAPHERS. BOOKKEEPERS and CLERKS are furnished through the COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT at Ledger Central. hen you are In need of a competent office assistant write or telephone "MISS DEAN," Walnut .1000. and prompt attention will be given your request. This la a free service to Ledger advertisers, SITUATIONS WANTED MALE ACCOUNTANT, C. P. A., desires permanent position where there Is opportunity to show ability, 10 years' commercial and accounting exp.t can furnjbeat of ret. F .133, Led. Cent BOOKKEEPER, thoroughly experienced ac countant and capable office manager, wishes responsible position) can furnish heavy bond if required. D 18. Ledger Office. cSoKkEEPEH. 12 years' experience, deslrea position with reliable firm. D 112. Ledger Off. CHAUFFEUR wishes position with firm or'prl" vatel city or country! Al reference; will drive car evenlnga or Sundays In spore time. F 718, Ledger Central. CHAUFFEUn, married; U years' experience- good reference, 2 yeara last place; any car. 1 F 740. Ledger Central cllAuVS' 6.011, single, truthworthy,' competent driver and rr.echanlo, Protestant. F Ml. Ledger Central , EirAt'KPEUn, experienced, careful, best refer ence can go any where. FJ)3I. Ledger Cant. cKeHK", SI, with years' expertencerin oil liuslnessi now employed, but reek greater op. noVtuntty F 038. Ledger Central. llOllBllUAN. married, thoroughly experlencedT huntara and drlversl open for engagement Boptember 1, 6llt Norwood St., Oermantown ll'kti Soune coiored, "wants work in klfchen. Call" all week, W1W Panama at, OFFICE'MAN all-aroubd. marrledr88j book keeper. tywrlter, experlenred outside sell ing. 1' 4&.iager Central. STKrToalTiPHER. 20. lilgh ecTiooTT bualneel rrENWRAPinill"sr.d bSokieeper. exp.t"haaj; rsnld. aeeuratsj referencea liui Regent st. ??nr?r?z":i.7:"i.f- irtTNTTKlf'EATt ANb HQ?IEIY FACTUREItB-Establlshed (London, manufacturere' agents, worll-wlde mXnu: ung.) fnanufacturere' agents, .worii-wiue conn; linns want agencyi nisie itieieuvt., mil go to rhlladJlphl' to Interview Intere.tta Su...w arvUAntr. .qA.1 Alh tive.. Naw York. iniiis.j '"'" j . VWt&rW'lXt YOL'Na MAN, settled. 34, dealres position as collector with real estate, firm or truat com piny has had two years' experience) speaka Girinan and has flnlahed, real eetata course at Y L C. A. auceeasfullyi best referencea) total aUtalner, at prerent employed In other line V 218. Ledger Otdce. Yorr.0 MAN it wishes position In contract-or-a offtce 1 a sears' experience, good draughta Jnn beet rtferencea. F 818, I,dger Central. YOl'NQ MAN, 21, wishes to Inrn good bual- nea F 83l LedgerCentral TTPAlTEaTi wants position as cook or general J houaVwork. ApplyaneaaJIIgJihtrry. m jAPArJESirwTitBejMial housework, wants posJUon U fasBtliri rf. I- Jn KVEaiyq LEDC4ER PHILADELPHIA, FRIDAY, AUGHT ST 20, AUTOMOBILES For Bale .... MATIIEflON, to It r.. li ey., aood eon. j aell reaa.i demomtrate. im i illpka ar., Mnyk. ton FOUOi excellent condition 3. II. Winter tten, 417 Chfattr ave , Moortatonn, N. J AUTO LIVEIIY AND QAHAOE3 NKW "7-PAB8ENaisir HUDSON OAltS FOH hlro trln to AtlHtillc City and return , IS hourt. ir. rail tor other trips. M. Kally, Waeilland BT. -.It Arms Woodland 905H-W, TOl'UIfjd CAH8tohlre by tho""Kour, dt or trip. lull phont Poplar 1ZS7 BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES C.tOCKIlY. and rrov atoro, nxt , alock and blJg , Includ. atabltt. eult for a saras. for sale cheapi dea. loc. , recelvera' aale, chance ot a lifetime. M 340, Ledger Central. OLEANINO AND DYEING OfiTItlClI FBATHimft AND FANCIES CLEANED. DYKD. MA1LHOT. 1S10 Cheat. DRESSMAKING AND MILLINERY 1IBM8TITCHINO, 10 cents yard, Al matarials. A. llBlCIIARD, 1113 CHESTNUT ST. PICTORIAL REVIEW PATTERNS DRKBSMAKIND taught; short, prae. court. MacDowell. J01 Denckla Bldg , 11 & Market. TOR SALE BILLIARD, pool, combination, 2d-hand bought, sold, rented, exch'd. Keafer, 320 Qlrard ave. Vlrtnr Wabuy allghtly-uaed Talking Machines Ob J1TVUIUBI U A.....V, .V .. V STORAGE M1LLBOURFE STORAGE CO. 22 N. 82d. Belmont 4823. Carpeta cleaned. Weat 421. ROOMS TOR RENT JUST THE ROOM YOU WAN Can very likely be located In a tew mlnutea by examining the photographs and deacrip tfona of rooma with and without board which are on file for lour impaction at Ledger Central. An Interior photograph and an aweia to every question you would aak la here, so you can decide Intelligently, free etrvlce; test It. f-iinsTt-.rt Avivf fti3i Nlrelv furnished 2d- atory rooms, southern exposure; board op tional! small family; owner. OltEEN, 1020 2 largo'roome, run. water, gaa range; completely turn.; hkpg.; also parlor. l'AIlk. Pt.ll. N. Choice vacahcica; hot-wator heat, elettrlclty. two baths PINE, 800 Ideal bachelor quarters, furnlthed single, double private baths; also suite, ao- com. 4: reduced rates to permanent tenant. SI'RUCH, 2022-Atfractlvely turn, aulte; two rooms and prlv. bathjtolephoneBentlemiin. 24TH, N., ms-Lnrge comfortable roomr fur- n'aled or unfurnished; convenient to cars. Dlnmond 3077 A. l'hoto atLedgcr CcntraJ; B2d anJ Sansom Furnished ...,i.gi rr lin . ...,, .... . . ...ta ....1.. . m.nl . M. C, A. shower baths: near L; all tho cotnrorts of home. I'none iiei mont 4081. Key., West 380. WIDOW, nwnlntr now house, well furnished, la anxious to meet responsible party looking for a rrnned home and willing to pay tt rent monthly, references exchanged. D 127, Led- ger uince. Seashore A PRIVATE TAMILTf will rent 1 or 2 rooma to reflied perrons, all conveniences; quiet and restful. F 737, Ledger Central. BOARDING BROAD ST.. 770 (The QraTlam) Cool, attract- ri. . a .. ..11 M.H. . I.I.I. tnm.A S7 lln leiy lUr. rVIHPi "' miw., .nmp v.m y. ...n LEHIGH, W.. 1313-13 Boautlful rooms, with board; new management. Phone Tioga 822L PARK. N.. 2123 Newly furnished single rms. lor gentlemen wuil uuaru: rmea cty iemuh aoic. fnoneiJiamonouf.o, SPRUCE; 1224-20 (Brlsmonde) Furn. rooms; single, enaulte; private baths; table board. V-ALNUT, 453f3d-floor rooma withTWrdi near u; aouinern eposuroj rc. B.i.mw. SPR17CELYN-.t0S S. 41st at. Mtsa S. M. HANLEY, formerly ot Cheitnut st. OVERUHOOK 6063 Drexel road; boarding, tennis, awlm'g pool. Phone Overbrook 2003. 38T1I, S 108 Handsomely furnlahcd rdbma; excellent table: private family; phone. 40TH, N.. 32 Dolightful vacancies porch lawn; exceptional table: near L. Baring 2008 W. Suburban WEST CHESTER, PA. A fnrmhouso, with all conveniences, offers comfortable home for a few guests tor summer and autumn. Address I U17, Laager uince OFHM XNTOWN (The Shlppen), Wayne and Hanabury; flrat ciass In appointments and service. Ocean City. N. J. OCEAN CITY, N. J. Hotel Henry. 7th and Ashury: room, board, $0 weekly. APARTMENTS SPRINO OARDEN 1010 Excellent npte. In 8 different houaog, aomo turn.; kitchenettes. WALNUT. 14.11 Very attractne apts.. 2 rms, bath, also single room and bath, furn, or un furn.; excellent location; let-class service. Phono Spruce 4B30, or apply to janitor. 12T1I. S., 200 Two or three rooms, bath and kitchenette, also 2 rooma and bath; can be rented separate or together, furnished or un-f-irnlahed; short or long term lense. PHYSICIAN'S office, also 1. 2. 3 orB-room apartments; furnished or unfurnished; with or without private bath: excellent cuisine; board optional. Apply 252 South 17th st. HOUSEKEEPING APARTMENTS BROAD AND DAUPHIN STS. (8. E. cor.) Apt. with O rms. and 2 bath, maid a room; 1 apt.. B rooma mid 1 bath. Apply janitor. DIAMOND, 21123 rma bath, kitchen, ho'P wnter heat: ref.. 2d floor. S2 4 rma , hath, kitchen' all cor, rms.; J !5.Dlamond 1813 JW. POPCa'R, 1322 Attractive housekeeping apts , 2 and 3 rooms, bath, kitchenette: modern conveniences. Apply 1004 Lnnd Title Bldg. 117 N. 10TII ST. 2 bedtooms. bath, living and dining room kitchenette, unfurn.: light four sldea; attractive. R. W. Olhausen, 1501 Arch 1110 GIRARD AVE. Entlro 2d floor; 4 rooms nnrt bath: 2 West Philadelphia THE OIRVIN. 3310 Hamilton at. 0 rooma and baths r 3 bedrooms; second floor prliate porch: t41. Phone I'reaton B279, or janitor. 120 SO B3TII, a ib20-39 (near Cheater ave.) Modern In every respect. Apply Janitor, on premises. Phone Flloert 4453. REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Logan LOOAN REAL ESTATE BALE. RENT AND EXCHANGE M, M. Smith. Broad St., opp. Logan Btatloju SEW JF.R8EY Colllngswood. N. J. T.ROOM HOUSE all conveniences; price 250p: cash $300; balance as rent; So, carfare W Phlla.; close to achoola and churchea. Partlcu las. Geo. Llpplncott & Bon,Colllngswood.N.J Haddon lleignts, a. j. LIPPINCOTT LOTB AND HOMES M llADDON HE1QHTH. N. J. National rarkLNi m-NOALOWB 100 caah. 10 montlilyTTota 21 aloO. near trolley; eonv. to river; National Park (Jet off Red Bank ave .see agent Av 111 badge, greater New Jersey Co.. 83 S. loth. REAL ESTATE SALE OR RENT CITY . JWN YOUR HOME by monthly payments of from 117 to 130. housea located N .Phlla and oftT worth from 180 to 10250. Marchanta1 UrSan Tnlst Cb" W5-"0 Chestnu.t at. ' REAL ESTATEWANTED nVNTS COLLECTED ALBRECH'rB, 373 nunxi BldlKg. 2414 W Lehigh ave REAL ESTATE FOR RENT CITT ",. aiiAT2S ST (formerly Centennial av ), X5b?t lBth and lUth above 'Jefferson at -De- iirable 12-room side-yard, dwelling, modern iinmbtnsi newly renovated. Rent 135. PlurofcilftllTO LET il N 10TH BT STiii' ie C-UmHKRXaND ST. Store and 12 2Vlmia one equare from alte, of new Girl's ff?JSelwoli Inks oven In cellar, rent . High gg'iJiij.Hr, 1610 N;11TH STi ErTfTTJ lflTH uffU00" "porcbTfront dwell g, rnedern plumbing and laundry, electric liahta hot-water heat: rent 40, "'""'PeAtOLBT. 1810 N 1UTJI ST Vactorlea, Warehouses, Mfg. Flours MBaR01OLlTAN BUILDINO. cor. Broad and Wallace. Booms 8000 to 40.WO aq ft. on a flnSr. Apply to Q. F. Laaher. 147 N. 10th. OrrlCKg. WUBINKSS HOOMH. ETC. nnBXEL BU1LDINO..ANNUAL MENTALS 'around floor, fiuu. iiaui ain, Desk Koocs DISK KOOM) free use of phone; Perry Blag.l oftlce alwaya open. M 243. Lodger Central. MORTGAGES "" MONEY FOR MdivTO AQE4 """"'"" HS00 $1000 ?1200 41500 $1600 $5000 W. H. HOOD. 2 N0RRJ8 BT. . rma . atou, 13. gull:. 1 5i: m it m m ts& Corner suites'. Si to 10 rma , ) to j73. EU48 V. W1LUAMS, 600 Dreisl Uufldlng. b. V -r$ gwm&s&g P.. a l . -Vl-A'I-LiJ-.-ay iaV j hLrSw ?..rttEGtf.miJL r lBW tt. lI -.--Mv-if STTJ Wfll. n .A. aSSS Scnip.Tt- FWif 1 I 1 I II II 1 11 II ! jrIg3Jr&D " MB ' ' ' I'll -!S;, L . 11 lfj III 1 jmR,TfSt?'fl afLirf ,tT -a -s I ri" -g ta,,, asas aa UW Yijnfflfclfll'JE eH a Jaf Ti J ' TtTiIV gaff i , i ft Mite.Vt" 'I ' ' I Ml f lJfcALI "fT J J.r BiasilB,' "SasjaWfcvJjrei ( Vji IW ie,V Jv) Jn Jf&3 f &7 Punch. Rural Constable Now, then, come out o' that. Dathlng'a not allowed 'ere after S a. m.l The Face In the Water Excuso me, sergeant, I'm not bathing: I'm only drowning. A 3-KEEL Punch. Ofllcer (to sentry, who has been asleep) Why have you your boots off T Sentry So as not to wake tho 'orsea, sir. Refused -... Bri'i --. . She You asked my hand In mar riage; aren't you rather ambitious? lie ves, out i always am strive lor lew Vtl ft rest big things. The Village Jokesmith "I ken't sleep these days." "Haow be thet, Cy7" "I sleep nights." Record. -AND THE WORST V-fic&2bf J X V." . "''. j ' j t L - -k cm SCRAPPLE ?3jrr -' ,M 'S FEATURE Case Dismissed "Jjrj you want the court to under stand, that you refuse to renew your dog license?" "Yes, sir, but-" "Wo want no but. You must renew the license or be fined. You know that it expired on the let. don't you?" "Yes, sir; so did the dog, sir." A Mistaken Forecast Mrs. White Mah fathah tole me. "married In haste repent at leasuah." Sir, White Yessum; an' Just to fool yo' ole man, ah done arranged to gib yo' no leasuah to repent in. An' roh mahself, yo' don't heah me repentln' do yo? IS YET TO COME JrScA M?MNFpeTpr. , MOW HE WOULDttT J'H 50 0LA0 PERCY 15 SUCH DEEM MlalNr-ORMEO Fl)HT W,TH AMY 0F A UTUE GEctTLEMAti, WE MR5. PCKLE, PERCV Bls UTTlE HAVMfYTCS JUST LIKE NY liOOQY IS VERY GEtliTLE. fJ82K 7 c 1 ' WMS0 6UD.ftSI'Ml -v ""N 7? 7j 1 VERYCAREFOLIN f 1 (CRrHtN it,. tbJL COBBY' -' " "" '' ' ' . - 3 1915. THE PADDED CELL J Mm's EMTRAHCt 1 ( j JAM IN t REARM I MRS SULtlt.BLVlONy ) N Ar-TriR SPrlMCrM& THE SUrAArtGR . AT THE SHORE., CAUS ON HR 0S ?REiMi MRSi Q I j SOMEPJLE . Breaking It Gently Maid Thieves got into a house in this street last night and stole the silver. Mistress Isn't that dreadful! Whoso house was It? Maid It was No. 7. Mistress Why, that is our house! Maid Yes, ma'am, but I didn't want to frighten you. DID IT EVER HAPPEN TO YOU? 1 WOW HE WOULDN'T FIGHT WITH ANY OF BIS LITTLE fUVMATES -Sketch. His Wife Aren't you ever coming to breakfast, BablngtOnT He Yes, yes, dear. I've nearly finished the morning papers now and X only want to glance at the evening pa pen that have just come In. yyKflaRaHaaaK J "OaawtaW. ftHaHaaaB SJlS fTjfty "Where did yer get lm from?" "Begorral Y's ee old Marcaronl 'ad of our owri we said we'd 'avo 'itn." A settlement worker tells how shocked she was to encounter ,hi Mi of cynicism In the stums. The conver sation was between two women wkM married Ufa had not besn partlcuUfr (UeJtotM. is VJ Way Up Sister's Beau Here's a penny. Does your papa speak hltthly of me? Jlmmle Oh, yes! Ma has to call him down for It 1'H 50 0LA0 PERCY 15 SUCHl A LITTLE GEttTLEMMI, HE3 JUST LIKE NY TiOOQY h-TIbs fialsg 4kow, t o go to the war, m 'ti wa'vt fat no M "WtR" sW M s'tani, "of ura. we kas aair .ItihsMm Vstii M t '. jm-t j'H w ' aw seLood hitv alv4-eMi'i. sws4r ttwst Orel H km 1M m Win that ar4'Cl ally all 1 iMiw asysau." I