AU60OT lj 12 THE RETURN OF By eepvttgJit ISIS, hy A..C. Meciurt; A Co, CHAlTftlt JbC-tCenilnM). "TpOh ome rWKn the wfttne'n have 1 not reverted to wfaftery so rapWIy ut the men Jl may h because" enly the Iswm types ot tni remained here at the Mm of .She great CBtBtr9thft. While the mnple were filled with the nobledt daughter of the race y strain has re mained dearer then the rest bcettuseror rmirtdemt svce my fc-remothem wre nlRii prlM1(H-lhe sacred office descends from Mother to daughter Our husbands; nn ehdn for u from the noblest In the land. The moat perfect man, mentally, ftnd phjslrally. Is (elected to be the nun band of the high priestess." "From what t saw of tha Rrntlemen Above," ena TaMan, with a grin, there should bo little trouble In Choosing from fcijionit them " The ftlfl looketl-at lilm Qtilsrienlly for.R moment . , "Do jiot bd sAcrllegloUs," she said. "TJiey aro very holy men-they are priesls." . ,, "Then there are other who aro belter to look upon?" he aiked. ' - "The others are all more ugly t.han the priests," ahe replied. Tarzan shuddered at her fate, for even In the dim light jif the vault no waa im pressed by her beauty. "But how about myself?1' he aaked suddenly "Are you going to lead mo to liberty?'1 "You ha,Ve been chosen by Tho Flaming God n hla own," ahe antwered solemnly. "Not even I havo tho poyer to savo you should they find you again, nut I do not intend that they shall find you You risked vour life to save mine. I may do no lesa for you. It. will be no easy matter it will require days; btit In tho end I thlnk'l can lead you boyond tha walla. Come, they will look hero for mo presently, and, If they And ua together wo thai! both be loat-they would kill mo did they think that I had proved false to my god." "You must not tako the risk, then," ho ftnt.4 nnlfflTif "1 irlll Mtiirn In tlin tamnlji fend If I Can fight my way to freedom hr will h nr .M.nlrlnn Ihrnwn llnnn you." But she -would not. have It ao. nnd fin ally persuaded hlrri to follow her. saying that they had already remained In tho rttnlt too long' to prevent suspicion from falling upon her even If they returned t the temple. "1 will hide vou, arid then retliri) alone," she said, ''telling them thai I was long unconscious after you killed Tha, nnd th,it t do not know whither you cscanfil." And so ahe led him through winding rorrldors of gloom, ,untll finally they came to n small chamber Into which a little light filtered through a stone grating In tho celling. -"This- la the Chamber of tho Dead," alio said. "None will think of searching hero for you they would. not dare. I will re turn after It Is dark. By that time I may have fount) a plan to elject your escape." She waa gone, and Tarzan of the Apes was left alone In the Chamber of the Dead, beneath the long-dead city of Opar. XXI run CASTAWAYS. ' CLAYTON dreameoTthat. he was drink, Ing his fill of .Water, pure, delightful 'drafts of fresh water. With a start he gained consclousnesR (o find himself wet through by torrents of rain thnt wcro faHIng updn his body and his upturned face. A heavy tropical shower was beat ing dawn upon them. He opened his mouth and drank. Presently ho was so revived and strengthened that he was en abled to raise hlfnself upon his hands. Across his legs lay Monsieur Thuran. 3f ,tew feet aft Jane Porter vim huddled In a. pitiful little heap In the bottom of the boat eho wat-qulte .still. Clayton knew that she was dead.- After Infinite labor he released himself from Thuratv's pinioning body, and with rrnewed strength crawled toward the girl. Ho raised her head from the rough boards of the boat's bottom. Thoro mlghtvbo life In that poor, starved frame oven jet. He could not quite abandon nil hope, and so he seised a water-soaked rng and (squeezed tho precious drops between the swollen lips of the hideous thing that had but a few short days before glowed with the resplendent life of happy youth and glorious beauty. ' For some time there waa no sign of returning animation, but nt last his ef forts were rewarded by a slight tremor of the half-closed lids. He chafed the thin hands, and forced a few more drops of water Into the parched throat. The girl gpened her eyes, looking up at "him or a long time before she could recall her surroundings. "Water?" she whispered, "Aro we saved" "Jt Is raining-." he explained. "Wa may at least drink. Already l( has re vived us both." v "Monsieur Thuran?'" she aaked.' "He did not kill you. "Is he dead?" "I do pot know," Replied Clayton. "If he Hvfcs ami this rain revives him " 'But he stopped there, remembering too lata that he must not add - further' to Tik - I.. i A Bft she guessed what he -would, have "Whera Is he'" she askefc. Claytoa nodded hla head toward tho prostrate form of the Russian. For a time neither spake. I will see If I can revive him," said Clayton at length. . ' "No." she whispered, extending a de taining (hand toward him. "Do not do that-he will kill you when tho water ha.s given him strength. If ho Is dying, let him die Do not leave me alone In thla boat with that beast." Clayton hesitated. His honor demanded that he attempt to revive Thuran. and there waa the possibility, too, that the Russian waa beyond human aid. It was not dtahonorabla to hope so. Ab he sat ghtmg out hie battle'he presently raised his ayes from the body of thu man nn E'wM they pasl above rhu mnurni. GET - RICH;QUICK lLHE! mm-mmmmmm . . , wmk " ' ' ' ' . .' " , Z . WHATS DE- MVTTAH SHRIMP IS YEiV ( M KECKorJ K GETTAH ALLY Foth fAHTSAV WlMP, HCAH COMES gg . ) 7r5TT-- t' " '' " 1 I m 30WN on YE.LUCK- DOtS v& l" I AM ' B WMAT-iiJAT SHRlHP Ar UP MILU, DolUARS WftRP oft GtB FLESH ' H aZIM J ,, EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS AUTHOR OF TARZAN Of THE ti Tmnl A e ataggered weaaiy to " ...... ... .! kfmt with little cry off joy. , "Iind, Jane" he (almost shouted through hlg cracked lfs. "Thank Qod. landl" The girl looked, too, artd .there, not! A hundred yards Awai. jlift-WW a yellow fceeh, and, beyond. thjTlirtartoua fellas'' of A tropical JiJhgls. . "Now yon may revive him," iwld Jahe Porter. f nb, too, had been haunted with the pftium or eonsoletuio whlfcli had resulted froi her. decision to prevent Clayton- from otTerlnr succor to their companion - tl tentilred the belter part of half an hour before, the Russian evinced sufficient symptoms oft returning consciousness ro open hlsl eyes, and It Avas some time latter before they could l)flng him to it realisation of their good fortune. By thla lime tho boat was eCrnJMntf gently upon the sandy bottom. Detween the refreshing Water that he hafl drunk and the stimulus of rone wed hope Clayton foiffid strength to stagger through the shallow water to the ahoro with a line mftdo fast to the boat's bow. This he fastened to n. small tree which grew at the top of a low bank, for tho tide was at flood, and he feared that tho boat might carry them all out to sea again with the ebb, since It was nulto llkclj (hat It would bo beyond his Strength to get Jane rortcr to the shoro for sovernl hours. Next he managed to stagger and crawl toward tho nearby Jungle, whero ho had seen evidences of profusion of tropical fruit. Ills' former experience In the Junglo of Tarzau of tho'Apcfi hail tnught him whlrh of tho many growing things wcro rrlllile. nnd nfler ttenrlv tin hour of nb- senco he returned "to tho bench with a' little armful of food. Tho rain had cenBed, and tho hot sun waa beating down so mercilessly upon her that Jano Porter Insisted on making an Immcdlato nUempt to gain tho land, Still further lnvlgbra,ted by tho food Clnyton "" Droiisiit. m tnrce were niyo to rene i tllO half Btladft of the BITinll tfCO to Which their, boat was moored. More, thoroughly cxnausicM, tnov tnrevv tncmseivcs uown to rest. Bleeping until dark. For a month tlirv lived tinon tho bench live lnv comparative safety. As their strength retunted tho two men constructed a rude shelter In tho branches of n tree, high enough from tho 'ground to Insure safety from tho larger beasts of prey. By drty they gathered fruits and trapped small rodents; at night they lay cowering within their frail shelter while savago deplzcns of tho Junglo made hideous thb hours of darkness. They slept upon litters of Jungle grasses." and for cpvcrln'g nt night Jane Porter had only an old,dUBtor that belonged to Clay ton, the samo garment that he had worn Upon the mcmornlle trip to. the Wisconsin woods. Clayton hod erected n frail par tition of boughs to dlvldo their arboreal shelter Into two rooms ono for1 the girl and tho other for Monsieur Thuran and himself,' From tho first tho Russian had exhibited every trait of his true character selfish ness, boorlshncss, arrogance, cowardlco and lust. Twice hnd he and Clayton come to blows because of Thuran's attitude. toward mo gin. Clayton aoreii not leave hei; nlono, with him fbr.on Instant. The existence of Iho englishman nnd hla flanceo was one continual nlghtm'aro of horror, and yet they lived on in hopo of ultimate rescue. Jane Porter's thoughts often reverted to her other experience on this savage shore. Ah If tho lnvlnclhlo forest god of that dead past were but with them now. No longer Would there Tie aughb to fear from prowling beasts or from the bestial Rus sian. Sho could not refrain from compar ing tho scant protection afforded Iter by Clayton with wli.it Aim mlzht hnv . pected had'Tarzan of tho Apes been for a single msyint confronted hy tho sinister anu menacing attitude of .Monsieur Thu ran. Once, when Clayton had gone to tho little stream for water, and Thurnn had spoken coarsejy to her, alio voiced her thoughts. "It Is well for you, Monsieur Thuran," sho said, "that tho poor Monsieur Tarzan who'waa lost from the ship that brought you nnd Miss Strong to Capo Town Is not hero now." "You knew tho pig?" asked Thuran, with n.sneer. , "I knew the man," sho replied, "The only real man. I think. hn i v.-..,, .,,-. .known-l Thero was something In her tone of voice that led tho Russian to attribute to her a deoer feellnc for hls'enemv timn friendship, und he 'grasped at tho sug gestion tovbe further revenged, upon the man whom he supposed dead by be smirching his memory to tho girl. "He waa worse than a pig," ho cried. "Ho waa a poltioon and n coward. To save himself from the righteoua wrath of the hUBband of a woman ho had wronged, he perjured his soul In an at tempt to place the blame entlfelv nnnn her. Not succeeding In this, he ran away frbm France to escape meeting the hus- immi upon me neiq or Honor. That Is Why he was on board the ship that bore Miss Strong and myself to Cope ToWn. I know whereof I speak, for the woman In the caee Is my sister. Something more I know that I have never told another your bjpYo Monsieur Tarzan leaped over board In an agony of fear 'bocauso I recognized him, and Insisted that he make reparation to me tho following morning we could have fought with knives in my stnteruom." Jane Porter laughed. "You do not for a moment Imagine that one who has known ,both Monsieur Tarzan and you could ever believe such an Impossible tale?" "Then why did he travel under an as sumed name?" asked Monsieur Thuran. "I do not believe you," she cried, but, nevertheless, the seed of suspicion mas sown, for sho knew that Hazel Strong had known her forest god only aa John Caldwell, of London. A scant Ave mlle&. north of their TUde shelter, all unknown to them, and prac tlaaliy aa remote, as though separated by thousands of miles of Impenetrable lungle. lay the snug little cabin of Tar - WALSINGFORD i ,i " ' jr TAB2AN -1 . APES" n J T zan of the" Anes. ' While former up in. sm$U ft few rriiles beyond the Wbln, In rude Bill wtfl-bufit' shelters, lived a lit tle mrtv of fs 6uf-the eeeupanls of the thr boatf fre ln Lady Alice, fromi 'Wltleh CMyton'H boat had become ,P n rated. -" Over a, smooth sea. they had rowed to tho mainland In le than three day. None of.ihe horref of shipwreck ImH nMH ll,.l bnJ Ihnilth denrCMCd. W sorrow, nnd suffering ffom the Pek of the catastrophe; ana tno unci:ioi"'. hnrdihlpu of tRelr new existence there wa nono mueh tho worse for the ex perience. All ka,-a i. n-WM,! hv ihe hone that the fourth bout had been picked up, and that J a" thorough search- or the cost woum no quickly .made. As all tho firearms and nmmunltlon on tho yacht had been placed In I,ord Tennlngton's boat, the party was well equipped for defense, nnd for hunt ing the larger game for food. frofessor Archimedes Q. Porter was llielp nnlv Immediate nnxletv. Fully as sured' In his own mind that his daughter' had been picked Up by a passing steamer, ho gae', over tho last estlge 5f ap prehension concerning her welfare, and dovoted hla giant Intellect solely to the consideration of those momentous nnd nlinlrimn nrlenllflo ntoblctna Which hfl con sidered tho only proper food for thought In one of hla erudltjon. His mind np peared blank to the Irilluonco of all ex traneous matters. " , "Novcr." said the exhausted Mr, Phil ander, to Lord Tcnnlngton, "ncver'ha? Professor Portcrjjeen more difficult er I might say. Impossible. Why, only thla mornlpg, after I had bcen forced to re linquish my surveillance fo'r a brief half hour, ho was entirely missing upon my return. And. bless me, ulr, where do you Imagine I discovered him? A half mllo out In the ocean, air. In ono of tho lifeboats, rowing away for dear life, I do not know how ho attained oven that magnificent distance from chore, for ho hod but n. slnglo oar, with which ho wna blissfully rowing about In circles, "When one of the sailors had taken mc out tovhlm In .another boat the pro fessor became quite indignant at my sug gestion that wo return to land. 'Why, Mr. Philander ho said, 'I am surprised that you, sir, a man of letters 'yourself, should havo tho temerity so to Intcqrupt tho progress, of science. I had about deduced from certain astronomic phenom ena I havo had under minute observation during thopast sevprat tropic nights nti entirely new nebular hypothesis' which will unquestionably startlo the' scientific world. I wish to consult a very Excellent monograph on Laplaco's hypothesis In New York City. Your Interference. Mr. Philander, will result In'an Irrcparablo delay, fof I was Just rowing over to obtain this pamphlet.' And. It was with the greotest difficulty that I persuaded hlni to return to shore without re sorting to force," concluded Mr. Phil ander. Miss Strong nnd her mother .were very bravo under tho strain of almost constant prehension of the attacks of savago feasts. Nor were they quite ablo to ac cept so- readily aa tho others the theory that Jftne Clayton nnd Monsieur Thuraft had beeir nicked up safely. , Jane Porter's Esmeralda was In-a con stant state bf tears nt thb cruel fate Which had separrftod her. from her "po" IPIo honey." Lord Tennlngton's crcnt.henrteH pkah nature never dosortcd him for ji, moment. I ...; .) uu mo jovial nost. seeking nl ways for the comfort and pleasure of his guests. W)th .the men of hl yacht ho remained the Just but firm commander tbere was never iny mord question In the Junglo than there had been on board the Lady Allco as to who was tho final riuthority In all questions of Im portance, and In all emergencies requiting v.., jinn uufiugeni leadership. Could this woll-orgunlzcd and compara tively secure party of castaways liavo seen the raggedy fear-haunted trie? a few -miles south of 'them tfioy would scarcely havo recognized In' them the for merly Immoculato mepibera of the llttlo company that had laughed and played upon tho Lady Alice. Clayton nnd Monsieur Thuran were nl most naked, so 'torn had their clothes been by the thorn bushes and tangled vegetation df the matted Junglo through which they had been compelled to force difficult food supply. v j?J,r"aCt not been h..VC . "'ryuous expeditions, Dut her apparel was,nevertheless. In a sad state of disrepair. Clayton, for lack of any better occu pation, had carefully saved th .ii. every animal they had killed. By stretch ing them upon the Btems of .trees, and diligently scraping them, he had managed to save them In a fair condition, nnd now that hlclothes were threatening to cover his nakedness no longer, ho commenced to fashion a rudo garment of them, using a sharp thorn for a needle, and bits ot tough grass and animal tendons Ti lieu of thread. - ' The result when completed was a, sleeveless garment which fell nearly to his kness. As t was made up of nurner 6us small pelts of different species of rodents. It presented a rather strange and wonderful nppearance.. which to gether with the vile stench which perme ated lr, rendered It anything other than a desirable addition to a wanirnK. r,... Ohe time come 'when fon the a'w t deccnfcy he was compelled to don It, and even yie ulsery of their condition could not pTevent Jane, Porter from laughing, heartily at sight of him. Eater, Thuran also found It necessorv to construct a similar primitive garment ?!?! l,b th"r bara Ubb a"d heavily bearded faces, they looked not unlike reincarnations of twQ prehlstorlo pro? genltors of -the human race. Thurnn acted like one. '""ran (CONTINUUp, TOMORROW.) .i i, ' """"" ' - The Daily, StorffJ , . Abducting Samuel "fcsmnel." imld Sdmonston oeVcrely, "hfttw you run away from hwje J"nT "Me?" asked pnmuel In Infthtllo but prise Hla adventure was yet yourfg and he wa Vot minded to be reiurnedlo fmrentAl discipline. --' "I didn't run.nway 'Nellie, she jfoVJr-1 VOlI want to go wninmii, onunui " t,i.a3- 'Vos,' ahd sho said, 'fih, pshaw, tcaVl go Just now. You go-nlone. but don't g IMt.' " BdmonSton resnfdcd the .snlnl boy soverely. "It fs evident thai' yod have never heard of the awful fato of Ana nias;" he said with what was Intended td be a pained voice, but In which the laugh wpuld fuk. "I know Ananias," Samuel hastened to explain. "We had hlni at Sunday school the afternoon I licked Dicky BHggs for Ktcnlln' mv white mouse." - "I regret that you should Identify a J great moral letson by so immoral nn event," laughed Edmonstop. "It la not necessary,. however, to remind you that A'hnnlaa was a person In whom the truth was not, and he was burned up." "I ain't ntrald," scoffed Samuel. "Peo ple don't be burned up nojv lessen there's a three-alarm lire-"- "But all liars aro punished with severity," declared ndtnonston. "I think, ftnmnel. that vou have departed from tho straight and narrow path of truth-telling, t'am going to telephone your sis ter and see If your statement la fully cor rect." With a wild cry Samuel turned nnd fled, but flight was unavailing. Time had been when IMmonstdn had gained hla varBlty leUer In the sprints, and It was a short efffse. Triumphantly ha gathored tho year-old In his arms and hailed a pass ing cab. Samuel, perceiving his Intent, began loudly to bewail his misfortune, and it wos with a feeling or reuer mat j;amoti ston thrust tho boy Into tho cab nnd fol lowed nftcr a hurried command to tho driver. Samuel was enjoying tho situation Im mensely. Ever since ho waa nblo to nnvl- gato without tho nsslstanco of a nurse, ho had had a mania for running nwny, and In mpro recent times ho had added to thli perversity n fertility of Invention in tho stories he told to evade return that was llttlo short of uncanny. Eilmondson regarded the sinnU hoy severely. Now ho was quick to perceive theslu atton and n scries of Ingenious questions soon established the fact that Kdmonston was a strangeanan who had several times made mlm presents of candy and who had forced him Into the cab and had tried to stifle his cries. So -well did tho boy stick to his story that It .was with diffi culty that tho police were able to get him out ot the hands bf the mob, and It was wljh an esctfrt of several hundred that he was led through the.street'to the station, house, tho cab., driver follpwing to give evidence against the abductor. He glibly related how he had noticed tho, small boy. It was unusual to see a child of his age nlono In the business section nnd ho had watched with admira tion the nklll with which the youngster threaded hls.way through tho stream of pedestrians. Then he hnd seen the man accost the boy, tho boy had turned to run and the man pursued. He,had hailed tho cab and the driver had responded with the intention of taking ids fare to tho police station, But the Hoy's cries had prevented the execution of this bit of strategy, and the pollcoVhad como nnd he demanded1 $25 for damage dono to his cab In the matter. of scratched varnish. Sampel contributed his account of the affair, disclaiming acknowledge of Kd monston and domandlng that he be taken to his mother, who lived In a nearby suburb.' In was only after Kdmonston's repeatcd,objec4ions that the captain, who had como out of his office to take charge of the case, revoked the order for a patrolman to take tho boy Home and con sented to telephone Ndtalle Torrey.gMost of Samuel's runaway had been toward the outlying preclncta and the police of the! business district were n,ot aa familiar with (ho boy's record as the-men In the more remote Btatlons. Nettle1 promptly described Samuel and promised to come down to get him, but the boy so persistently clung to the dec laration that he had never seen Kdmon ston before that the latter wos sent to a cell to wait the coming of tho girl. This happened, however, after ha pedi gree had been entered upon the police blotter and the reporters had made flash light photographs with which to enliven their stories of the capttiro of the contain of the kidnapping band, It wos a crowded half hour for Kd monston. The reporters pressed about the bara of his cell seeking 'to coax him to make a confession in time for the last editions of the evening papers. Then Nettle came Into the cellroom leading the reluctant Samuel by the hand. 'Mil r By RfcMBLE Copyright, 10J5. a r, Kwnble, . - .. -.-s Ma .a h reporters respeetrmiy '"""" to permit her to get a giumwe of the wa napper while thev mentally made notes of me actions of me girl a she cm rtmt ed the man whojiad sought to sua 1 her brother. But thev were treated to a very different sensation, for Bdmo8'01l,,!" promptly released and himself carried the ihrleklng Samuel to the autombb le In which 'Nettle had hurried to the station. This time thenvwas none to heed nis .cries, and tho only rema i.u... ...- crowd still Hhgering in irom " ,-" -lion wfts one heartfelt bit of advice to srfink the offender well, which found Its etho In Edmonstons rrenn. But his rancor faded as he sat be side Nettle In the tonneau and she cooed her relets for tho trouble to which Sam uel had put him. . "I knew how worried you would De. he explained. "I didn't think of possible consequences, but I would go through it again to save you worry." Nettle glanced at Kdmonston s eye rap Idly assuming a-darker tinge. The police had not arrived quickly enough to save him from some manhnndllng. i.t. ...... .ftK- cnnil Of VOU. Will, she whispered as her gloved hand stole Into his. "Would It help the poor eyo any If I changed my answer from last night nnd said 'yes' Instead I . think I hiade a mistake last night " "Would It help mjicye?" echoed tno exultanl EdmonBton. "Why, It's done better than thnt. It's cured my heart ache. I'm more than ever glad that I abducted samuei since n w's (Copyright, 1015, by the McClure .Newspaper Syndicate.) D0NT-"MCK" IF YOU NEGLECT TO Clnirchmon Organize to Em phasize the Necessity of Qualifying as Voters. Mr. Independent Voter, -.churchman, Complacent stay-at-home, or whoever you are, don't kick about Philadelphia's politi cal condition If you don't vote. "Register on. Thursday, September 2. You must register or you cannot vote if you cannot register on September -, me only two other registration days aro September 7 and 11." That is tho advice and appeal of tho "r.verv Cll7en Ileclstcr League," an or ganization of churchmen with headquar ters' In the Halo Building. The leaguo has been founded and Its work will bo vigor ously conducted by leaders of religious or ganizations In nil sections of the city, who hrrve realized .the Import of 106,000 eligible voters falling to cast n ballot nt tho last' election. "Many of those lOS.OOO voters who dis qualified themselves by falling to register we iinilnnhteHlv church membAs." Bald William II. Wallace, a member ot tho newly formed league, today. Mr Wallace Is chairman of the evangelistic and ex tension committees of the Brotherhood of Andrew nnd Philip. "It la not proper for church members who neglect their duty, hy remaining nwny from the polls, to, criticise the po litical status of the municipality or com plain aguln&t corruption. It Is up to them to get out and register and voto as they talk. Trobably their npathy In the past has been due to n lack of the proper sort of appeal. Now wo ore determined that tno proper appeal shall bo made In all soc tlons tit Philadelphia," The Executive tommltteo ct the now league conMks of William M. Gordon,' vice president of the Brotherhood of An drew and Philip; John Walton, president ot the County Sunday School Association; tho Rev. Samuel 7,. Batten, secretary of the Baptist Brotherhood; T. Henry Wal nut, the Jtev. George G. Dowcy. Allan Sutherland. Clarence D. Antrim, William If. Wallace, Albert P. Hlghes and tho Rov. r. Howard Taylor, all associated In church organizations. OBITUARIES GEORGE FITCH Noted Humorous Writer Succumbs to Appendicitis. BERKELEY, Cal., Aug. 10.-George Fitch, famous as a humorous writer, died ot a sanatorium here yesterday follow ing an operation for appendicitis per formed on Sunday. Mr. Fitch was -seized by the disease on Saturday while visit ing his sister, Miss It. Louisa Fitch, a Btudent In tho University of California. Mr. Fitch was born In Galva. Hi;, june i, 1877. After graduating from Knox Col lege In 1S37 ho took up newspaper work In Galva, HI, Later ho waa connected with various papers In Illinois and Iowo. In 1001 he. went to Peoria as managing editor and feature writer for the Peoria Transcript. In which capacity he gained a wide reputation, He later resigned from the transcript to devote, his t mo entirely to magazlno work. Among hU notahle writings were "The Big strlko at S wash." "At Good Old Siwash." both highly amusing tales of college life- "Mv Demon Motorboat." and innumerable short etorlea remarkable for th"lr lively humor. His "Vest Pocket Essays," for the most part skits on events in every day life, to which he gav a quaint ami Invariably good-natured twjst. have W proaicai.onatUre ' """' syn," Mr. Fitch was elected o Itepresentative o the Illinois Legislature in November 1312. and served one term. He served a term as president of the American Press Humorists' Association. He leaves a widow and three daughters. t A George W. Brenner George W. Brenner, head of ,the to. bacco firm of Louis Brenner Co a North 3d street, died yesterday, atWer- nersvllle. Pa He wna s j. .; v.er.' had been III a long time Jl0 s survived ELa S?0 tW. EOna and thre d"Kh r,s; The funerl.wlU be from the home SOU Spring Garden street Arrangemente fcava not yet been completed? S SHRIMP'S ? AMm.Kn.-Orj An p&JSto? Am" P.FP.T son of FrsnK ,,E,I?jr"o,irlh ne bler nelstlves gd frlenrts. im " m formea Sunday Jetiool and ' faun. -S-eu!, are invited "rIlnt- reMdence. day. at I 30 p m .,!" gl gervlres will be eld. in Zourth .flefermed CMren a jmermeni m -r"'" ".-,- .... reswene or ncr Una O.Aor t. Mount. u , .... .. .---, jiemninB evening. Augo.t 8. lft...Ek"AJ IlAKnit. On IiAKpn, Yn n,,ry,n(0,Bttehd the funeral nKratKB.-Entered Into rest, on August O. ? ki. ftfiih vr. ir'fci5?.r'i.. ,e,r. , Due notice .of funeral 50 n,, treat. , funeral, on Wednesday, at 1 1 30 P" '".i1 he? lite residence. Interment at Wh Carriages will meet ''" "ffA?! ? FT , 7 a. m. upon arrival at Medford. N. J ' iinvsnV On August 8, 101B. MARIE. fnTlted to attend the funera ;." tJifr at Holy Cros Cemetcrr. 1IUIITOV, At Langhorne, Pa., on Eigntn lSrth Tin? 101.1., EMMA nEBjgCM " f "f' ter of the late Edward J. and argaret Bur on. fRelatUes and friends are tnvl ed to-at-lend funeral, on Fourth-day, Eighth Month 11th, from her late residence. CAMMVEM,. At, Island "eighls, pn Au gust S. 1018, JOHN D. CALUWLLU aged IK) years. IlelatUes nnd friends, also Mitchell Lodge. No. 200, F. and A, M., and other organisations of which he was iBeffl be?f a?e in" lied" ,to attend' funeral service on Wednesday, at 3 p. m at the chapel of KlrK ft Nice, 0301 Main St., dcrmantown. Inter ment private. CAAIl'HKLI.. On August 0, IDln. THOMAS, husband of Eliza Campbell, In hlt,MdyeyJ' Relatives and friends, also Local Union No. 122, Carpenters and Joiners oi Amenra, ladled to attend tho fuaeral rylces. pn Wednesday, at "1 p. m.. awns iaie rujmem...-. 2H0 Conlyn St., Germantown. Interment private. Remains' may be viewed on Tuesday cvcnlnfTt X rAY'ANAUOH. Oi? August 7, 10 IB, MA BY' n, wife of John Cnanauch and daughWr of the late John nnd Mary Casey. Relatives and friends, also Sodality of tho D. V. M, and Rosary and Altar Societies of St. Jorm the Baptist Church, hro invited to attend funeral, on Wednesday, at 8130 a. m., ,f rom her late residence. 4353 Main nt.. Mano'junk. Solemn High Mass nt St. John the Baptist Church, at 10 a. m Interment at Westminster Cemetery. COI.I.INN-On August 8, lolo, onRTRODE COLLINS fneo Vcdux), wife of Char.es E. Collins, 1200 Wnllaco at. Interment at Mos cow, l'a. ' COULTON. On Sunday, August 8, 101 S, near Yaniley, Pa" JEANKTTK COULTON. vwlfa of John Coulton, aged 20 years. Relativos and friends are Invited to attend the funeral, without further notice, from her late resi lience, near Yordfcy, Pa., on Wednesday, Au gust 11, at 1 P. m. Interment at Newtown Cemetery. Carriages will meet train at Yard loy, l'a., leaving Reading Terminal 10J.I3 a. m. ' CICOWKT,T On August 0..1015. SARAH A. CROWELL, widow of the lato Kobert P. Crowell, aged 69 years. RelatUesand friends nro lespcctfully Invited to attend thef fdneral services, dn Wednesday morning, at 10:30 o'clock, at her late residence, lilO Oxford St. Interment private, PEAL-On August 7, 101IWQSEPH C, hue hand of Loulso Deal. Relatives and frlends also employes of Southwark Foundry aind I'd Ward Republican Club, are Invited tolat tend the funeral, on Wednesday, at 1 p. Jn from his late rcBldencc. 1210 Moyamenslng ave. Interment Arlington Cemetery. Remains may be viewed on Tuesday, from 7 to 10 p.m. HEV1NE. On Aug. 0, 101B. JAMES J., son of ttio Is to Martin and Annlo Uovlno. Rela tives and friends aro Invited to attend fir ncrnt, on Wednesday, ut 7.30 a. m,,from the residence of his brother, Thomas F. Devlne. I.'.UU llnverford uve. Mass nt.the Church ot Our lidy of tho Rosary at 0 a..m. Inter ment nt at. uenis wemeicry. DOLOAS. On August 8, 1P1B. JULIA (neo Tolh), wife ot Julius f. Oolgns, aged .1 years. Relatives and friends are" invited to attend tho funeral, on Thursday, at 2 p. m., from -her lato residence, 0032 Palmetto aye.. Fox Chase. "Interment at Green Mount Ceme tery. DOUGLAS. On August 8, 101B, ADELAIDE V., widow ot Joseph V. Douglas, In her 75th year, Relatives and friends nro Invited to at tend the funeral services, on Thursday, at 2 p. m., at her lato residence, 1422 W. Norrla st. Interment at Mount I'caco Cemetery. HOYI.K. On AugUBt 8, 1015, HARRY A. DOVl.i:. son ot Mary T. and the late pennu R. Diijlc. In his 17th year. Relatives and friends, also Cadet Society of Mother of ScrrouB' Church, are Invited to attend the funeral, on Thursday, n't R.30 n. m.,Jfrom his mother's residence, 41120 Falrmount aveV Sol emn Requiem Mass at Our -Mother ot Sor rows'. Churchat 10 a. m. Interment at Holy f"roT Ce-reicryi DUl'EE. On August 7, 1015, JEANETTE RUTH, daughter ot George H. and Frances 1). Dupco. Relatives and friends are Invited. to attend tno funeral services, on Wednesday t '2 o clock, irom her narenta reMMAnr 2140 N. 2Sth st. Interment private at North wood Cemetery. ECKllOXn. Suddenly, on Auftust 7, 1015 UAHOARET p., wife of William EckDoid nged 5.1 years. Relatives and friends ara lmltel to attend the funeral services, en Wednesday, at 1! p. m at her husband's residence, ;1855 Coral st. Interment at Creen Mount Cemetery. "" FOltT. At Burlington, N. J., on August 7 11)15. , EMMA F.. widow ot Robert NT Fori. Relatives and friends are Invited to attend the funeral, from her lato residence, 451 nih ., Burlington, N. J., on Wednesday, at" p. m. Interment at Odd Fellows' Cemetery " I'HETZ. Suddenly, at Atlantic City. N. j on August 0. 1015. EDITH 13.. wife if Edgar H. Fretz. Notice of funeral later, FUllNERS. On August 7, 1015, MARGARET E. FURNESS. Due nottco of funeral will be given. OAIITI.AND. Suddenly, on Aug 7. 1015 JAMtiO.-nusD.ina or Alice GartUnd. Jtela. 'L.'8,8,?11 'r'fnds. also members of Friend ship Liberal League and imploiesjf Phlla. oelphla Winding Co., are Invited to jitterTd the funeral services. Wednesday afternoon, at 2 o-clrrk. at the resld-mce f his cousin "."M i uni- 1T37 N- Bth ' Interment at Oakland Cemetery. Remains may be viewed Tuesday, t to 10 p. m. aiv$.s.:". August 8, 1015, OEORGIANA SIARY, dow of William F. Gauis, , aged 81 scars, nelatlves and friends are invited to attend tha funeral services, at her lite !i ?tnce', 'ill & ,0ih '.. oS8Thur8d5yVAUEui; privale. X B' m prec,sell'- Interment OlIISON, On August 0, 1015, FLORENrp wife of Robert Gibson and daughter it Kate" L. and the late Armour itfeii. n.i.lTr'" and friends, also members and choir of Port Richmond Pretbyterlan Church and I BdVlV?S Alumni of William Penn High fMhool are In? Mted to attend the .uneral slrvltes. on Tbural day afternoon, at 2 o'clock, at her liti Ji? dr.ce. aoaoRlchmond st. Interment ', r?r?SSJ ,,5;".l) Cemetery. Crment at GI.pSKING, On Aug. 7. 101a iiin. ol Charles Olosklna. ' Th ''A? Tj w'f? iiitiiu,, men me members of thn AtZ.v.Jr fraternity ot the Holy Family an,ArSh?"l: lleart League, are Invited to itteiSi tSW 'ntral, on Wednesday morn'. -t 7m iHS ' from her late ,uM.n.. ' iffl' r.' .?Oo clock. frtndt. a so the mW, .,'.V u'. Requiem Mass at D o'clock h? "5, Bt- fraiTif 28CTft ". ' will be given. nc"c ' n funeral OnEENOUGH. On Aueust n io, , INGALLS daughter oTth. late wilIDIA Franis C Greenouirh. Th. ,!i.WA" and MUENDM P. 1TI A'ii7';.."...?l.J 1'VS "so erylees en Wednesday, ai .v.,. jh,h- In erment private, ai ,urj; may b Vieweu iucm,o. IHEAtJI8 family are respectfully trlvlti (6 a., furfrnt services, at the laenrV , brother, the Rev tir 1712 Franklin st , on Wedn-sdS &M 8 o'cioek. Interment private al or..lL.1 riii. " - sw ... uuBivn aperB plftju v 4 If At O..JJ . . . . . WVJ - employes 'of Lit Brothers' store, are h1 to attend tha funeral sorvices, 0" W?l"4 rtriv nftnrnenn a, 9 A.-.A. L.f?. vvdlisj menu of Oliver H. Jllr. rt2o rhMtn'?'!! interment privale ftemalns may tS v'Al Tuesday evening, from 5 until 0 o'clots,. ? IIAHn.-J-At Hie Rtethodlst Eplrnl i(-. ' On August 8, 1015. Miss MARV n i'.'JKSi aged 72 years, nelatlves and friends .3 lnvuea to attend the ruheral services Yt i.'9 i.ome. Belmont t.i.,1 fiiielev o. "it'ia hesday afternoon, at i n-elnri, ..."!; ai Mt. Vernon Cemetery. "nm IfASSON. Suddenly, on August 8. 10irtnl K., daughter of JaTnes R and Ida M i3.l?fl V M. Sodality of the Church ofOuTli'StS on Thursday, at 8 a. m.. from her rj;fil residence. 2240 S. Frnn( .t b-i-.E"f?.IO ---" ""j osu I'i'Hcu m rtn.cn a inn ritw..si Maw of Requiem at the Church ot Our t!i!S J of J oi i, i-armei nt n .to a. m. prei tsels tXTKI ment nt New Cathedral Cemetery y maH ,,.',C?f-Aug'-.P' ,01!vv KATE J3LANCHf1 ;,yr;i il "v"",ei "nu "'enos are invito attend the funeral, on Thursday, t ztj , from Irer lato residence, 2051 Jjellevn. ' iniermeni .vionument remetety. RemS,T fnav he Viewed nn VV.ln..H.' "tl; io p. mT ' " "" - i?dnesday. niVnlntr, t 7 30 o'eim L3i iii Girnrd ave. Mass at Church eriflB Oesu. at n o'eloeir. inirm.n Vi S..V .yfii Cemelilrv. ttnw ,n fc ..,.i.lj .2.'nM.ti evening.-frorn TYti 1 o'ovlock. i0,Wll HOLT. On August 0, lOlB, OEOHOE, h "nnu vi ixuitieiiiie xi, .nou, aged 66 vM Funeral services on Thursday, August 12 VI 2 p. m., at his late residence, SiovSJi nve., v;omngdaie. ra. Interment private HUDSON. On August 8, 101B. JOBPtnti,J ? :.,!""9 jnei:?tr;,, wit'o Jor ilfnrJHi j.uu.uii, in ner m year. Relatives i friends are Invited to attend tho funVril 2 Wednesday, nt 7.30 a. m., from her lat. fJ? dence. 1.1.11 N. Minimi ,i c.,.l .. Mass of Requiem at St. Ludwlg's Church! i, . m. interment private at Jlost IIoI. p 1IUTTON. On.August 0..1015. THRf.Mi daughter, of Nellie and the late JeiSnTif Mutton months v,v. .."I,1W.i ,seu n yesrs SB Relatives' hnd friend vlted to attend. funeral on Thursday, it m' j. m.. from the residence of her moiWJ ,10 -Allen, st. Solemn High tfS ttS? Church of the ImmacuUte ConcepfloJ. Jfi 10 n. m. Internientat Holy Cross. "i !., k.n.1 i.u.J. ' , -j art ' bi.fl JACKSON.; On Aug. B, 101B, ANNIE, UiJ of Robert E. Jackson, aged 40 years Rtii! ' lives , nnd friends, nlso members of st Jeffi ji. a. unurcn,. are invited to attend tkJl luiierni eerviceB, on tsaturuay afternoon. tt? o'clock, nt her late residence, low ft gH st. Interment at Montrose Cemetery. nSi mains may be Viewed on Friday eyeWoIl Automobllo funeral. . """"Iffl KKI.I.KR. On August 0, 1015. ACHSiri , KELLER (neo Mccarty), wfe of James kIH i ler. Relatives and friends,' also iSSif id. leijuiH una irienus, also Irtasue ( , Sncred Heart and Altar Society of si eJ from her Wto residence. 800 Diamond Ei on Wednesday, nt R'Rn n. m. Rni.mK tV, qulcm Mass at fit. Edward's Church at JJl 7t. m. Interment at Westminster Cemettrr -m Auiomoone lunerai. KELLY. On August T, 1015, CATHAltlNJM Kelly, aged 18 months. Relatives and frlendll aro invited to nttemi the funeral, nn w,.a..JI day, at 2 p, m.,,from her parents' resldtnS 1B2.-I South 2d at. Interment at New Cn-t.a uiui .enioiery. Ki;i,LY. On AUfe. 0. at West End, Lonra .Ilrnncli, N. J., OEOROE, husband ofthSl into Teresa D. Kelly. In his 71st year Bolemts iic-iiuiciu mfin .iiass win do neia at st .Mlclincl'n Church, Thursday morning, at ni o'clock, West End. N". J. Funeral will amf nt West Philadelphia Station Thursday,At' .t.au p. in. interment at ma t;atnearai t;eni KELLY'. Entered Into rest, on August 11 milt mnntniw. ,.rTam. u . . .rl tl w.vj,wvr.l HUUU01A, IV1UOW Ot IU late William II. Kelly and daughter ot thi late ThomaB P. and Xlllen W. Wilson. Reli. .Ill'aa nnrf frlna nt tti famllv -a I.Jl .. attend the funeral services, on Thursday-aft, ernoon, ut o ciock, irom ner late residence,' r.ofi n..lnl,u nl... KC1. ... r.u. i.v.ju a.,,1,, 1HCI.V. .a,ii unu licief avf. interment private at west Laurel Hill Cera. very. KELLY. Suddenly, bn August 0,1015, KAn H1ET A., widow of John O. Kelly. RelaUvn nntt frlMnils tt lhi fninllir nrn lnvll In , tend the funeral services, on Wednesday aft-fai ernoon. precisely at . o ciock, at ner llttnsi iviueiii.-e. .iu 1. itogere avo., AierCDSnt-i vine, .-w. j. interment private. irYtrir n. A..w n mix i .n .. . . .' .V.", ""Bi VJ ur. iYlcj JM., WHS CI J Iwls Klk and daughter of the lafe Jsmei rtiiu tfiiiiiv auiiiiiH. itciatives ana xrienas Mi. Invited to attend thn funeral Hruln m.1: - Thursday afternoon, at 2 o'clock, at her Uttli f.BM.nPa Kill ll.la.fn, n.A Tn. ...... .. West Laurol HIM Cemetery. tl LEIVKY-. On August 8. 1010, MARY LEW-".1 n. Relatives and frlepds aro Invited, to attend tho funeral services, on Wednesday ufternoon. at 2 o'clock, at her late residence 4,02 Sprlngtlcld ave. Interment prlmtt Please omit flowers. JlncKAY'. Suddenly, on Aug;. B, 1015. JOHN, 1 vminirpftt snri nf 1hn I.Ia lT,.t. nH ...-.'. MacKay. Relatives and friends, also Pales- j tluo Loage, No. 470, F. and A. M.. Hellman a Council. Jp. 277. O. I. A.: Hellman Council 3t No. I4u, D. ot L.; Mauri Co Hehlfeld Caalle. ; No. JO. K. M. C. nnd Yaunsr Kfrn' luvli. Hon, arc Invited to attend funeral, on Wed- Vl'".: ,ul - p- "i- from nls ato residence, 4lfli Ridge , Falls of Schuylkill Inter, jnent Ivv Hill Cemetery. Friends may view remains on Tuesday.Vafter 7 p. m. J'cyVl", On AugTISt 7. IOIB. CATH "'VVV MCORATIL aged 87 years. Relative and frlcnda nre Invited ta attend tha funnrat.; on J edneeday. at 8 a. m.. from the resldencti ui nei iitrpucw. jonn jiicumta. 2H MounUm L -d and Morris). High Requiem Mais tj ...u.v.. . .'.a ,1U,CM iirari at u flu a TO. jjivuBci. iiiiciiuciit at watneurai cemetery MoOUIGAN. On August 8, 1015, LILtttl daughter of the late James and Roia Ucp Qutgan, in her 24th year. Relatives wiH friends are invited to nttend thn funrai. aM iiiursuay, at o:au n. m., rrom the residenci, of her sister. 2215 Nnrth rimHwtrk t Rnl.i emn High Mass of Requiem at Our Lady ofj jiiercy uniircn at iu a. m. interment at MW3 catnearai tepietery. JIcINTOSH-On August 7, IOIB. MATILDA? A., wire of aeorge )V. SIcIntosh. Relatlreia and friends, nlso B V. M. Sodality. SacrtdJ Heart and Altar and Rosary Societies, art Invited to attend the funeral, on Wednesday! I at s: a. m., irom ner late residence, eiit iMonn 4ntn st. soierrm Requiem Mats i): the Church ot Our Mother ot Sorrows at M t a. m. interment at iioiy urosa cemetery. M.ltVVV.1 A, UTAnv.fnn.K KT T .k in. gust 8, 1015, 4IARY 13. JfcKENNA. daughter 01 tne late loioert ana Margaret juciitnna. : itemtivcB ituu irienus are invitcq to aticna the funeral, from her late residence, 23 Eatt 2d St., Moorestown, Wednesday, at 7 SO a. nt. Hlph KIrb n, lh. r-htirh nf nur T.n fit Good Counsel at 0 a. 'm Interment at Mount J t;armei uemetery. JfeKENNA. On August 8. 101B. WILL1AU. II., husband of Elizabeth .and son of the Ittif Kathryn and Luke McKenna. aged 54 years, j Relatives and frlenda. alfin Reserves of the J I'ollce Department and societies of wfuci,j no was a, memDer, are Invited to aitena tnsj funeral, on Thursday, at 8 a. m. from WJ-; late reaioence, ixu spruce st. eoiemn n qulem High Mass at St Joseph's Church, ; 41a anq vviiunsra auey, jh u &u a. m. ini ment at Holy Cross Ceihetr MqNICHOL. On August 8, 1015, MAKOAr RET. daughter of. uaniet nna iiinry m y Nf, Nlchol. Relatives and friends are Invltea" J nttend funeral on Wednesday, at 0 30 a. i"-. :. from her late residence. 1SI1 East Allegnesr 3 ave. ingp siasa at tne Ascension vnurcu 10 a. m. Interment at New Cathedral ,' SIONTEITH At the Wm. L. Elklns Of '. change, on August 0 1015, MAIlt ASKA,. widow ot Thomas K. Montelth, aged 7 .Mt. nnlflltVAi, nnrt frlAnri nrn Invited tQ $ uttend the funeral services on Thursday aft! ernoon, precisely at 2 o'clock, at the honi tiroaa ana.ayug sta. interment at 1, e71 lands cemetery. 'A SURPRISE 1