EVENING LAAGER-PHILADELPHIA. MONDAY, AUGUST 2, 1015. The DaityStbw Work for Sylvia ft Maine stretched out ft gntfnt ir1 tUmmed down tne winaow ot Wit drestrnftKing eiiuj.. .!' she remarked' precariously 1 .1,. mouthful of pins which eh !i" ... .fHntf to the foias oi 1-MinB while efttln Bwn draped gleaming """ ., Rtott(i catlently She W? '' niVm.ed i-a her D r .,. 0 to be ft happy a V1' !"it u V, Nelly . f don't let afflow ff !,f "i a hflPPV Vou can and ' htrln't that aleeve sweet? ow A"iJi. -ire of your done this ": c .. lot l V"Tn git at Annie Palne'as k 5Lf.i in June. too. If the Lord's Tadll Mr weddln'e, and thoro had 11. . he another besides yours and W" , .w village iMmy a ronjjon wtf,.l " mada her ask IitMin.y ddln do you mean?" I -what her wfa wwte.,.. c "John wiijr f.- the nl of her little lrf 9. b'l'!.L been encaged forever. ',w7ii tiled to 1 'hey are Everyw " yld tto something about hel"'. ...i-.: ,om.1.l not wait that U JLhle cares too' much." i vai U mother and her father that I .? .h? way Tho? are selfish old IM'.M ind in the way or the cnu- Imttt8 '?na n . I All,,'., rnlVir onenVo look after hlmT I doubt lift Mf ?I?e lO i7 at,.A(0r thltlff t Jffi ever lived, could get, alone with I ?. ? mother She's a heady old piece. John's mother i,.ni1l,nm. ntu, aha " .i .. itiitA unn ih liiu wwufc-n ..... If H """" , w11 n want a Kh?eV.ln-Tw "Shave T first pla In the hf "VinSi His father was no earthly Liwn MWl '" '"V '" ..I Mri. nine Sffi him for was to splto Cornelia ?on who wee dead In love w)th him. '?!.:... married on that account, I SSV .Vy. aVivia took the soft satin liSrMy off over the girl's pink shoulders. sdreescd sno maao ib'"i "" h "Weill something ought to be done, nnd fit's work for you, Sylvy; you'ro always ' f.,r .hi. .tmlohl for neODlc. Why lErt tte bid folks get themselves out of Ittrn wav? Why. they might get married IKTthey might marry each other! You at Ik.j .. in'i rfnnn harder things iwn'.. Zf:.i. ..7r f. . . .i,. iri otnnrd nut Into tho eunshlno tfeni.rfn annfe tntn ncKalr. 5W'"" ".:.-...:..- ....... t i, inh tiftrn iimei ana iuuicw ... It gln't a bad idee. It ain't a bad Idee, 'and I wonder at myself for not thlnkln' ' it xMeanllme Nelly sauntered toward tho iking cottage, where John's mother was at work among me iiuwer u, .. .rfAw M-nn n tnll. nllm old lady, as neat pj wax, and still handsome In ft warlike i).,.. At v with vrv hlack. enariDv eyes, "'""" ""',.-." i.j- m-ii.; iWhe teem ano micK gray imir. .... 7 ntflnocd ana leanea over ino mute. S "Oood morning, Mrs. King." The old Tlndy camo along with her trowel to smile Jat the pretty girl. She was extremely YfimA nt anv lrl who was engaged, or not ilikly W want her son John. Nelly chat- Pted away, L,"i've been for the last fitting of my weaning dress, sylvy s a geniusi tinea perfectly lovely! When Is John going to be married, Mrs. King?" Bhe Inquired Innocently The old lady stiffened, but Kelly continued: "I'm so happy that I mnt everybody to be! Sylvy saya that Cornelia Jones Is setting her cap at Alice's father, and I hope she gets him. bo Alice ft can come here with you and John. Bhe m would take the work off your hands, and W eha't 10 sweet! But I'll be rather sorry H for Air. White; Cornelia Is such a aesper 1 ate old maid, and no cook or housekeeper at all, and he's so good looking and well oft that he deserves ft better woman to take cara of things. Well, men are queer, and the certainly must have been awfully pretty once," Mm. Kltie enortnrt. $"i6h wita .,,,.,. m vW nMltw a mV "mlriA Ri. . k nnn lnhn'a ntVtA) when we wre girls, "but aha didn't get fclml Oh, must you go?" Toward evening Svlvla went to bcb f.llce White, thouah she knew perfectly ATeU that the 'girl would bo at choir "practice She lingered a moment on tho ,-porch, where Alice's father sat smoking. ?i- . ... .. .. ...i.. xi e wan a siraignt, oiue-eyea 01a man. PylWa sat down on tho steps to rtst. 'I been awful busy." she remarked. 'Folks will get married, and that means .tfeddln' drees I'm lust flnlahin" Nelly jDlan'Sf and next H will ba Annie Palne's. Ifrwhdt I hear la so, perhaps It'll be jur Alice's before long." Tho old man squirmed and asked what she meant hfwanted no son-in-law, though ho could boi ooject to Jonn. 'vJ"Why. you don't Relieve It. but that fhalf.bllnd, hobbling old Judson Is mnk- iinj up to the Widow Kins, they say. E's handsome and young-looking, and Well-heeled, the best cook In town, and S4no&iical, too She'a good-tempered "vcpt auout jonn's marryin' Alice and Jiklnd of hate to see her throw herself EAWay. but Jliriftnn'ji & slv nl nnnf. Atn? mhu. I haflA AhA mnrrlAJl nrtrl tunVM .Tiihn fee. He and Alice have waited long tenougn-it ain't rlghtl Well, I got to be ftoln' Tfou tell Alice I was here" She talked off, leaving the old man with lljjn'w fear-and with a new Idea In "his w 'inat juasoni lie and Judson had A ways conflicted, lie grunted and lit hli sin liSpW'njr passed Into early summer, nnd "n weuy ana Harry, and Annie and iBttnara were married Alice, aweet and ?Te and drk-oyed, aang at the, wedding i H n eopran, ,'aa Indispensable. John W'whtd her In love and desDalr. nnd be- lMAk wonar . after all, prudence nnd ratln were not sometimes vices as well ""Wines. Would he never be free to 5t Alice to his own homo? Would she nfr leave her father to coma to hlmt Jiwent to see her much oftener than 1 1--W been his habit, and. itranae to sav. of iTWIW her father disappeared, no one JwKM where and left them to thera- Hwi John and Alice were again al- w ine ooy ana gin lovers of 10 years . isay loon twiiignt walks and long 1VAS tlnmn..4.jl MHJ i.nn....tl..&i nJ yety happy W!t mother no longer nagged him "Xmj'l eosagement, nor had fits of WflBl?. (ftiflMir whlAh . tffila,dJ that f LflyfS1!6 ta Mtto her a stranger 7,nai9i'nt ,n 1,er 0W1 houie. I Mn6 Sftlf iijlilit 11 1 n1i 11 1 iHn.nlni, Inhn luftli S HrnsAa-r.tjl rnnl..f ,fv. If. tl.i .Inn and told Hfcfatber he was aoing to take tot ftjiva to Lynnville, 10 mjies ;.r ana ln&t wy WOUId not Dfl Back ,'""" -wne oio man was usm to if drivlnsr. and said nnthlnir In faai. he ied almost anxloua to have Alice go. in in tvfifung they returned-man t Wife John,lUa th hnraa anrt Went '"we out wiRi Alice's fathr But Old man fitr.iurdt. MA,.k .B Mrtf 1 e fauna Thev waitAl awhile, and P John left her to go tell hK mother vtB tntiir on tlie (well, happy in of the Drobabls traubla Jahn'l fr ftOUl maba hunnu In .kn fanA i!f certain angar So she '"' jonn ana wouflWMi where nr ' oula paulhly ba Inn half hour hsaid John's autak. aaiir fcntxteiui tWUAK in at the rate and dlmuat ran !!.. a . . . r -- --- --. - - 1 p- "r ib ma arint", lie Kiwd lr i !.' isa. aetuany laugnaii m. - t jy tttmp yuui umr il 1 lh, took advanliMO of our ab- 1 to- marrv each nlhn ilu.' Hot m for sisr' They Iwnsi t m but the a.er.1 &a aifraai rht wv b n,n ifim tbav welii Botittvaiy St tid !,,ifi I tuld thsut i.l:l wa d 1 1 v i cdfijins .,vr kurs tfimr. sr a-ai taii jp &ona m bv Pji)M i4 bt tfcs Mu'i.! Ne-J CLASSIFIED RATES tIAILT AND BUNDAT ... PV BL1C LEDGER thle ftTTLB TtPjj (r like thl.) One Ineertlen ...18o prlln Three Intettlfcn in a week. t uuertf line Bwmi eonuilvj InrtMIoni' loT p n. Bl(uatl6ns wlnud, three laser tloni In a week too tier line THIS SIZE TYPE (or like this) -.b?1!1!?? ln11 eljssinestlone except Help end mtiuttlens Wanted, Lett and Pound, fer- tenal. Hoarding and nom. One Infertlon soe per line Three Insertions In a week .. 17 Wo per line BA7n eonseeutWe Insertions. . 18o per line All ratMp are bused on agate measurement, i agate) lines to the Inch. COMBINATION RATE DA.L ONLY for insertions In both the morning and evenlni papers -of ftm., a1Jr. PUBLIC LEDGER (MonNiNd) EVENING LEDGER (EVENtNO) Add four cents per line net to rates given above. HELP AND SITUATIONS WANTED ADVERTISING IN THE PUBLIC LEDGER IS IN SERTED IN THE EVENING LEDGER WITHOUT ADDI TIONAL CHARGE. There is a drug store near your home that will accept Ledger want ads at office rates. HELP WA1ITED ITEMALE (All Help Wanted and filtimflens Wanted odvrllniT inserted In the Colli rublle Ltdgtr Is repealed In the Evinlna Ltdptf th mm day without additional charge COOK wanted on salads and sandwiches! no Sunday works ,eleep In or out. Hello's, ajd nnd JUrket t. COOK, first class; experienced In avery rte tall city or suburbs M 518, Ltmgsr Orflts DETECTIVE, lady, amateur. It 0S. Ldsr Centrel. ' tlOUSKJtEEPISH wanted. Apply OOO'J (Jr mantown avo. IIOUSBWOIIK ntlable srlrl or woman want ed tor general housework, with couple and . baby girl. In suburbs M 6U. Ledger Office. HOOSEWOIIK Up-Stato girl wanted for gen eral work In PhlUdolnhla suburb, small fam- iiy. gooq nomo, 21 510. imager unice SALESI.AUV, Uentlle, exp , drynoods store; must speK usrmsni rer. req. jto uirara ay. SKCIlETAllY wanted by physician, for book' Keening nna ciericni work only; no sionoK raphy required, hours I to 3 30, JO. high ref erences required. Address J 1M. Ledger Central. BTDNOonAPunnst BTEvoonAPHEnsn 8TENOORAPHERB1 1 1 There is an increasing demand for first class, experienced girls. If ou are not satisfied with your present position, or it you ere seeking; a good one. either permanent or temporary, see Miss Dean, Ledger Central at once she will heir. Ion with your nd and put you In touch with a good position. The earns court esy Is extended to experienced book keepers nnd clerks THIS IB A Pn.EE SERVICE TO LEDGER ADVERTIS ERS. INCREASE your husband's Income! a largo firm can offer unexceptional opportunity; no canvassing. M 1SU Ledger Central. General YOUNG LADIES wanted to call upon best class housewives, city and suburbs, to demon strate small labor and time eaUnc delce; pleasant work and good piy for producers. Call net Manhattan Building. 4th and Walnut. HELT WANTED MALE BO? wanled to run errands and clean shop Apply 8 a. m.,eecondfloor.8 Ridge ave. HOI DEItB Wanted, flrst-cless floor molders. Apply Jos Barker, inc.. em ana cayuga sis. WANTED A man between 2 and 40 years of nire for office work: must have a good edu cation and be expert stenographer and type writer, with a knowledge of bookkeeping: married man prof.: nerm. position with good salary for the right party. C 210, Ledger Oft. General MEN wanted dally to operate moving picture machines; we teach you quick methods ot operating tbo electrical installation of a thea tre and fit ou for a position paying it's to S1J per week; complete course $15, payable In 3 payments. Keyatone School, 1310 Arch, SITUATIONS WANTED FEMALE CHAMBERMAID and waitress lady wants position' reiercnccs aw aeyoert st, COMPANION A well-educated, refined girl ot 10 desires position, In or out of city, as com panion or resident secretary; references ex- enangen u o, imager utuce. DAY'S WORK Young colored woman; laun flry. hnuneclcanlng. te. 731 B. lflth st. GOVERNESS or mother's helper Ger. Prot ; coirect Eng . needlewoman. M BIT. Led Off. HOUSEKEEPER (worklng)-Up-State woman; bus people or motherless home. M OlO.Led Off. HOUSEKEEPER Widow and child, 7 years, wishes position Crumlynne. Pel. Co .Box 11. HOUSEWORKER and cook wishes situation; good reference. Call Poplar 3203. STENOGRAPHER would like position where neatness and accuracy would be appreciated: moderate- salary, reference. D 302, Led Off. STENOOItAPHEIt, rapid. Industrious beiilnner. any typewrltsr. trial solicited. B , 013 Oxford. BrENOQRAPHEnS. BOOKKEEPERS ivrid CLERKS ara furnished through the COMMERCIAL. DEPARTMENT at Ledger Central, W hen J pu ara In need of a competent ofne assistant write or telephone 'MISB DEAN," Walnut S000, end prompt attention will be gHen our request. This Is a free service to Ledger.advcrtlters, Wlitiw rj A POSITION BY A LADY TO MAKE HEIU 8ELF USEFUL. ADDItESS MRS T MOOn HEAD MARKBDOnO NEW JERSEY. SITUATIONS WANTED MALE AUDITING Vacation time may be a good time nave your dwhm auaueqi aavertiser 11 troughly competent to render best service. Ajjj. i.eugcr unice. AUTO SALESMAN wanta position with rail able company: can give belt reference, 13 years in auto traoe j 13, iadger central, BOOKKEEPER aWD TYPBW'AltER. with 1- JrH. v in inrg. lines ana cost systems, ealrea permanent position,. can lurnlsh the best of references J 44, Ledger Central. B06kkEEPgK ANtJ tjAfilllOR. .8. with A yrs.' exp , banking and contracting, can fur. iDiaaatuoiim7 "MwiiHir. aujijtuicjiu PUTLEft or watchman Man, 'German. fiO. wishes position STIB k. Hemberger " wishes position STIB N. Hemberger ? CHALTFEUIt, young, Irish Prot., wujhse po 1 V. ba ton ..WIvll.F. t)h jBH U 4 . a tt-;r.4.T .fc---' -.'-ttL.'.-'L.-1 It.' 'L'lM' u , 1 GAltDEKER, charge gentleman's plucei rail- ant, an-rouna man, care greennouse, nock. C 2TO Ledger Office LUMBER SALESMAN - Younr roan. 80, it yeara' experience retail lumber business, Philadelphia and New York territory, desires connection, local firm, wholesale or retalli employed now, but desires to locals in Folia.! hlshtft reftrences 0; Ledger Central MAN AND WIFE, reliable raung e6uplVTeon orea wen eArBi.-tit-u, w hhuj positions In private family, home or abroad, best refer. enaes. 1240 8. ISth st plcklnien 431T X MANUFACTUBBRV, DESIRINa BXPORT "&ADB, y' unable to employ export tan n.. tn. aiueh work exeluslvelv. nlu uii- eyPS THE SERVICES AT A, REASON ABLE! PIOURB of an expert qualified to act as advertising, salea er efflee tnanigsr or as eistant. wl Eta tod 20 years' Buelnesji train lag, at fiberty August 13 If TM, lid Cent. f!5tfK6 if AN' with three years ip.'rl.nte'ln office work, can operate the type writer, nis advaoeament. taiary a eeeeneUry oensWera tien C 1S3. tMMtt Qfllc f5tR?irTrAN Hit l" SnCTXr iV. de.Ir' no'illlon In anUl"27 nk. experienced In real tatate. mi Qx- ord st !- -asa-asi, ,1 i-ilhi-ttt'i--",- S9J) AUTOMOBILBS ror Sate BtRoTt-ajSfle r uiiauo WW,' isa stuaai si md TGVSINO" 9U i taat aew tut -r-r-Ti- S".. awWiiT "'."i-SriJ. can?"' tfJg " mr L'.Mi .,.i-! AtTTO LJVKBY AND OABAQBS ' ',1. ru.a.nMP t?iat ti.r llxffi. iJ oat hoar Sib u AtUMtic CH ni return Itt. (.aU L"' rate M HKLLY. Went- tana j.w . f5TjWiV-Toirii $m pit Ctl ALTO 1 Wr, WM BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES WNTED Lot lor fie.tety.er 3-tlery faetery, with conveniences 1 site 30x60 feet, more or I., tiv l!Hf memifftMn-lnft. ruirrncee. Ail Areas fjiank. W. Camen, 428 ropUr st or rrahk W. LB-OIne IrpR SALE Old-established rfillllnery business JKS&t in Coins; Bvatsf owner reining goon reason, house for sale nr rent, splendid ehanc for one catering to polish and Jewish people. For Intenlsw call 288a Richmond st. DIIESSMA1UNQ AND MILLINERY HEMSTITCHING. 10 cents yard, Al materl A REICHARD, U18 CHESTNUT ST. PICTORIAL RBVIBW PATTERNS tauiht. short nrac course. 807 Denckla Rldg 11th ft Market, rOR BALE IHM-IARD, root, cftmblnatton 2d-hand bought, sold, rented, exch'd Keafer, 829 Olrard ave bb'coTFs office furniture, excellent condf tleni alto library 1628 Tasker, STORAGE MlLLUOUnVB STORAGE; CO, 22 N. B2d. lielmont 4M8 carpets cleaned West 421. ROOMS POR RENT JUBT TH6 ROOM VOU WANT Can very likely be located In a few minutes by examining the photographs and descrip tions et rooms with and without board which are on file for your Inspection , at Ledger Central. An Interior photogtaph and , an swers to every question you .would, ask Is here, so ymi can decide Intelligently, free ilROAD, N Wo d-floor front 1 steam neat," electricity. 'private bath, reasonable! phone, CARLISLE, N., 2010 Attractively furnlthed BVajta bAABBBh S BAamAjl aXhlaaaiea laAatkA BatlAlSa service! test it. blAiiSNl room; b w iuuuii fiiiicu yii3 ttunmt fnuui. D ST.. 2007 Laria. attractive sitting rAflmt nftv aflariawi hraiaB hAI alaA QA.SfArv frontj ,bay wlndowi running waten phone. OxtOUU, W., I(u0-Cool furnlthed rooms, ..! 1... ., . , ILb... ..V...- souincm exposure fnone ropiar eixi u. SPRUCE, 1117-Two well-turn, front rms., sln gie or communicating, walnut 71m w, SPRUCE, ills Front room; beautifully turn.) running water, electrlo light, other vacancies. BPRUCE, aoxt Detlrabls furnished rooms! private baths summer rates. Locust 16BJ J. WALNUT, B7"(cor, CecIT)-Secpna7story, sIP ting room; piano nnd phone; other vacancies; good location; private ramiiy, 10 til, a., 3J2 Two beautifully turn, rooms, 2d tront, light housekeeping: other rooms Seo photo at Ledger Central. Walnut 7231 W. ISril, N.j 1S18 Large sitting room) open fire place, front room 1 reference. . If 13TH, N 2244 2d story, furnlfhed or unfur nlshedl also 3d backi private family;, phone. fSTII, N., 1230-Neatly furnished front mom" light housekeeping; one single room. 1STH, S , 420 Single or double rooms, with or without batht housekeeping; prefer men or buslnees women. Phone Locust 002(1 Y, 15TH, S, 314 Two attmctho front rooms; 2d noor; singio or communicating; pnone. 17TH, N 1432 Well turn, bachelor apt., prl- aie porcn; otner vacancies, i-opiar aia vvi IOTH, N., 34 Newly furnished housekeeping suite; large irom rpom, wntcri cgturni. 24TII, N,, 1718 Large comfortable rooms. turnisnea or uniurnisneo; convenient 10 cars, Phono Diamona suit a. 40TH, N.. 32 Delightful vacancies; porch.lawn s exceptional table; near L. Baring 2008 W. BOARDING BALTIMORE AVE ,4233 Large, cool bay-wln. luuiu up luiai cau. uuniu, ajoittiia ,,uw w. See photo at Lodger Central. IlROAD. S. 770 (The Graham) Cool and at. tractive furnished rooms; all modern conen- lences; excel table poarai notel eerv. ; ei up. tEHiail, W.i 1313-15 lleautlful rooms, with boera; new management, rnone -Aioga pi. PARK AVE , N . 2125 Newly furnished single rooms for gentlemen, with board; rates very reasonaDie lien. iKta uiamona. PINE -ST.. Bull Small adult family has large front room, suitable for two, furnished, with poara; rers exenangea ueimont euna u SPRUCE, 1028.30-2d-floor room, southern ex- posure; cnoics taoie poara. wainut ixov SPRUCE, 1224-20 lllrlsmonde) Furn rooms; tingle, en suite; prnate pains; taoie poarq, WALNUT 6T B002 Large, cool Bd-story back room; other vacancies; modern conveniences; near oieiaiea. rnone ueimont 1121 v. 2125 N. PARK AVE Newly furnlthed single rooms for gentlemen, with board; rates very reasonaDie neu. uz-erc mamonn. SPRUCELYN. SOS South 41st St. Miss B. M. hanlct, formerly or cnestnut st. NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM for two, with board; convenient to ootn ana aiar ket sts elevated Phone Belmont 1037 D. Suburban OAK LANE AVE.. 703 Lane, attraot. rooms. sin, or com.; large porch; lawn. Oak Lane IMS Wi OVERUROOK O0&1 Drexel road; boarding, tennis, swim'g pool. 1'none uerproon am, BEASHOnE :iW. OCFAN CKTY. N. J. Hotel Henry-Home corn' forts, bountiful table; 10 up; board and room. APARTMENTS SPRINO OARDEN, 1010 Excellent opts. In 8 UlllCltlU uumwi nmno am ii , lyunitunnng. West I'lillndelphla nAI.TISIonn AVE . 5211 Attractive 3 rooms. porch nnd bathroom, ur.furn ; light and heat inciuaea, el' n muui.n, A'fiuw. ul i:a. i.em, FURNISHED APARTMENTS LOCUST. 1318 Elegant apartments. 2 rooms, private bath; also single rooms, VaI. 71)05 w, HOUSEKEEPING APARTMENTS tr,PT,AIt. 1522 Attractive housekeeping apts, : and 3 rooms, bath, kitchenette, modern conveniences.Appiyjwiijanaiiiie mas. 5i" AND PINE8T3. DB LANCEYAPt5" New, light, 4 to 0 rooms, 1 and 2 baths. KUCljCneiiai ccnuai iiii:mwii. nvyij jaiiuur DIAMOND, 21123 rms, bath, kitchen, hot- water neati rer,; xa noor. ;! rm, in, kitchen, all cor, rms, 133, Diamond 1813 W. REAL ESTATE FOR SALE (JERMANTOWN MOST BBAUTirUL AND UNIQUE BITUA. TION IN GERMANTOWN TOiftanhifWon ave above Carpenter tt. New house and garage over an acre, adjoining and overlooking rairmouni rata. u. . oko' H;B. OAK Wliaatilu, ," j...wm - Chestnut 1IU NEW SALB AND RENT LIST HEADY Petham, Mt. Airy and Chestnut Hill. PELHAM TRUST CO., 0740 Oermant'n avt, Logan LOGAN REAL ESTATE BALERENT AND EXCHANGE M. M. Smith. Broad at, opp. Logtn Button. " Ukw JERSEV . Camden. N. J. 118 MONTHLY BUYS brand new T-room house f in Caraden! 8 mln from PMIa. ferryi bath. ST&e'KSSf 7SV 175a "WiHWH B DRAKE, td Market st . Camden. N. J National Park, N. J. BUHOALOWS. 1100 cash, 10 mfnthlyi lots 23 t near trolfeyi conv to rlveri National PaYk' Get off ReV Dank ave.. see gnt win badge Qrtater New Jersey Co.MB 16th. rENNBYLYANIA FAKM8 JLSSTWi Cbestsr, Pa, REAL ESTATE WANTED REAL EBTATE O EXCHANOB 1" S73 Ila"tMU TKfclAl h va. REAL ESTATE SPR RENT nyyicsa. BUSINESS noima, etc, WaiJ'n'r-Lot for factory or -siorjr . with cinCsnleneee. 'er light manufacturing 7uraaissi (lie 80x00 feet, mere or less. Aa ?bm Frank W Camen. or phone Park uw. vvANTEr-cem(nu,iB farm, wltwn g wiles VhlildtlPhuTbealtby Wtlen. tor flfeoUm ' a- fiBXEL BLDO OFFIOM-Annuai .mntai; IKS iMS 'tie if roorat, (BOO fc IWh MOMSt Vtm HOMOAWM $500 1000 i200 stSoo ttdoo ISood W . H- HOOD. U tiUettUS U h SCRAPPLE 4 - ii i ii m a i i i i h aw i i.ii i i.aa aa a..a Tl IWM' w . mtmmMlmr i i - - - ,, i-i ii in nJil Tin I Ml i ' ' "' " . i in , rllgh-splrllcd Special Constable (to eueptcloua charater) I-lf you d -don't call y-your b-brute off I'll run you ln A Relief He I have always thought a great deal ot you, and I flatter myself you think favorably of me. May I will ,you be my wife? She My, but you frightened met I thought you were going to ak ma to lend you some money! London Opinion. (Merely a military term.) A Skeleton Platoon 04V'"-' . i"' ,r-",,"lWfni7 ' JjSM '" '&''i ' hf;(1" . WWu,lJ ifH0HPON new c?2a JEiySoeS him 1 """'-Y- ' milfflrawlrr-i r-Z-JaI!I2-s ) "? kLr K lull HI Its ummhk Wi'' .x-" 'v " -- 5 - en London Oslnlea. Old Lady But why aren't the aallora wearlos white tops to their hats thla year? Bailor Man Huah. ladyl, We don't want to Jet the Germans know that Jt'a summer! AND THE WORST IS YET TO C01fE " , N N 3 -a fffHr?Vt,tirapv vLf$&. Punch. Quito Easy In desperation a farmer recently gave employment to a shabbily drctsed and shifty-eyed Individual, who laid great rUrta en tha fact that he never sot tired. Later In the day he went out to eee how hla new man was Rettlrlf On at hoeing the potatoei. Ha found him resting at ease on the ehady tide of a hedge. "What doea this mean?" gained the Indignant farmer, when he had swallowed some of hi wrath. "I thought you never got tired t" "Well, I don't," replied tha loafer calmly. 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