PACIFISTS SEEKING TO TfflNAFT AMERICA, ROOSEVELT ASSERTS Colondl Ridicules Wilson's "Too Proud to Fight" Speech in Vigorous Ad dress on Preparedness at Exposition. SAN FRANCISCO, July SJ.-"The aver age Chinaman took the view that "China was too proud to light,' and In practice made evident his hearty approval of that abject pacifist sons. 'I Didn't liaise My Boy to Be a Soldier,' " said Theodore Roosevelt In sounding n warning of the dancers of "elocution as a substitute for action" before a great crowd nt the Panama-Pacific Exposition yesterday. "Pacifists," he said, "are trying to Chlnafy this country " Colonel Roosevelt spoke on prepared ness and set forth that theme with new emphasis "I firmly believe," he said, "that there should be universal military serWco for ur young men on tho Swiss model " Referring to the price which Belgium had paid, he declared It was because of her unpreparedness, and warned this country as follows. "Bomo day or other It may well be that wo shall have to pay on a tenfold grentcr scale tho same price for exactly the same reasons! and If such should be the case, remember, my fellow countrymen, that whereas the case of the Belgians excited warm sympathy, our mlsfortuno would xclto nothing but scorn and contempt! tor a rich, powerful, bonBtful people In vites the ridicule of all mankind If, Whether from sheer silliness and Bhort slghtedness, or from soft timidity, or from gross and greedy devotion to the material benefits of the moment, It falls to prepare Itself to defend Its own rights with Its own strength," The United States had treated The Hague conventions as mere "scraps of paper," ho Bald, "when tho demand was made to show that our signatures meant something." CRANKS WORK HARD ON WAR DEVICES But the Worst of It Is That They Plague the Fire Mar shal for Permits. Cranks with weird Inventions for the taking of human life and agents of ms terlous manufacturing concerns seeking permits for tho storage of tons of high explosives have been keeping Fire Mai shal George W. Elliott busy since the War In Europe began. The fire marshal said today that most of the applications for permits had to be denied because of the stringent Penn sylvania laws, which nx a maximum of 2500 pounds of oxploslve chemicals ua all that may be stored In one place. Only licensed manufacturers of chemicals, who erect special buildings for the purpose, are permitted to store more than this All kinds of Inventions are being sub mitted to the fire marshal's office. One man had a "relay gun," similar to that described In Arthur Train's novel, "The Man "Who Rocked the Earth." This gun will shoot a shell so "many miles. The shell explodes when It begins to lose force and shoots out another shell Another roan had a shell that must be dropped from a height of 30 feet. It would then rebound five miles Into the air, according to the Inventor, and smash all the aeroplanes and Zeppelins In the vicinity. The Are marshal laughed at the story th,at a workman had been Injured at the Baldwin Locomotive 'tt'&r'ks by the explo sion of a shrapnel shell. From other sources also It was learned that the man had been Injured In some other way and that there was no explosion. The loco motive works could not get a permit for storing explosives even If one were ought. The Injured man was John Harkness, of 5019 Parrlsh street. He was at work on an empty shell when It was struck by a- piece of metal on the machine re volving at high speed, The casing burst and Harkness was struck by a fragment. He was explaining how It happened at the Medlco-Chlrurglcal Hospital when an other man, apparently a foreman at tho works, silenced him and declined to give out any Information. Harkness Is In a serious condition. MICHAELSEN A SUICIDE Discovery of Letters Discredits Mur der Theory. Friends of Frederick C. Mlchaelsen, the contractor, whose body was found In Cobb'x Creek, said today they were at loss to account for his Bulclde, In view 0 the fact that his assets were fat greater than his liabilities. The tlndtng of the contractor's coat, collar and tie, together with a packet of letters, has dis pelled all suspicion that the man was murdered, Theee articles were found by two boys who were wandering along the creek some distance from where tho body was found. Anions; the papers was a letter addressed to Ferdinand Mlchaelsen, In which Fred erick stated that he Intended ending- his life because of worry over financial mat ters and 111 health There were also numerous other papers concerning business negotiations. Police Court Chronicles There's too much foliage In the city. In the opinion of Edward Tolp, and ho con tends that it Is an obstacle to progress ;peeially his progress. Drooping branches nioiig the sidewalks in the northeastern section caused Tole to walk with bowed head to protect his face He decided to change conditions and uproot every tree he came In contact with. Of course, he confined his attention to saplings. Peeling off his coat he started In on Glrard ave nue and pulled up three trees in one block. A few Idlers, who were overjoyed at the sight of a man working, cheered him, but several housewives denounced Tole for his destructive work. "Tress belong in the country." Tole grold "They're out of place in the city He was about to tackle an luno ut young poplar whan Policemen Balkle and SSva.a bappnuwd along and fcjctd. They made tb stroqg man replant the trass b nd pulled up and than took him to th Front and Master trU station. Wta th prisoner told Magistrate Scott at his geuaral opposition to trees, the Judge became indignant I have no time for a man n pj ( Itu the beautiful tfrtfoiff of uatuie he said "I'tl ak the pi.- J au luted Tole "T-t Will it" "- vuui ll-,y alll U ' tor JuwU added -a ui If yurit pieroiM to all,. the trt. to (ig unmolested 1 II Ul t .in a iitt enWS.' titii .Ka. utl ' ut i the f i live &'- 1 14 iijjB iiiii.iifiniHraeaiigiwTrarssilnwIM MBWsBtaWls4WMsWsWsMBssi aj'-Tr', -"mIm'' ''r, -r-' fri, , i-,.A, r sM THE, RETURN OF TARZAN By EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS . ..t... .. . .. i nn mitt Antra" Coprrltht, 1918, by A. C. McClur A Co. BY.NOi'Sie: .,,. . Tartun, on bosrcl a etramer from Amjr leu. attract! the attention ot a , "UIJ: fcer of ptrtone He saves the Count at Coude from Imposition at tlie hn'l51v0n,,, pair of unprincipled gamblers NIHjmj hokOff arid Pauuitfh, but tho Count "'"?! lo prosecute them, owing to JJI5S!r made to hie wile Shortly aft' t"'" '-JX. tan twice readies Ohta de Coude from ins same scoundrels Something shesaysinj rtlcatrs that Hokoff Is related to her. but tho time Tartan does not know that 'Hei; Itaool de Coudo'e wife. ,Bhe also jelutes lo prosecute On the final day of the joy ess the Countess thanks Tartan and tens him she la the Countess de Cpiida, In fails he renews hla acquaintance wn hla friend. D'Arnot. whom he had rescuea In Ihe wilderness of Africa and tequesis hla aid in settlnu employment In J "" street of the cltv he la lured by a woman J cries to a dlniry house, and I; there ;ii by HokofTs accomplices. He beti i Ihem oh When tho police arrhe the woman ll 1 IlCn inD IOUVW .1"" j e..lntf declnre that Tartan had Intruded Sensing Lh.f. uh. h? B"! "f.mPi.t?hSSkfero. prinunrra, Dili lAisail niw.M - clously. Through his bruts strength andape-lire agility Tartan beats oft the police and escapes. He reports his aaveiiture to D'Arnot, who fixes the matter up with " police, At the opera Tartan meets the Countess de Coudo and makes an appoint' meiil to see her. Uefnro he cornea to her house, nokoff Intlnuates his way Into an , alcove, where he can hear every wow spoken The Countess trusts Tartan and offers to tell him a great secret. fche conndes In hint that llokoff Is i her brother and a spy She says she fears to prosecute him, for hla attempts azalnet tier and lior husband lest Rokoff reveal a youth ful loe nffalr of hers After Tartan i goes Itokorr further Intimidates her by threaten Ing to slander her growing friendship i wltn Tartan A month later Tartan Is tricked Into visiting tho countess at a lato hour. At the same time nokort anonymous y summons her husband Tartan P'tymiy, I luces his arm about the countess shoulders, CHAPTEIt V-(Contlnued) THE result was electrical Never before had ha been bo close to her. In startled guilt they looked suddenly Into each other's eyes, and where Olga do Coude should have been strong she was weak, for she crept closer Into the man's arms, and clasped her own about his neck And Tarzan of the Apes7 He took the panting figure Into his mighty arms, and covered the hot lips with kisses. Raoul do Coudo made hurried excuses to his host after ho had read the note handed him by tch ambassador's butler. Never afterward could he recall the na ture of tho excuses he mode. Everything was quite a blur to him up to tho time that he stood on the threshold of his own homo. Then ho became very cool, mov ing quietly and with caution. For some Inexplicable reason Jacques had the door open before he was halfway to tho steps. It did not strike him at the time as be ing unusual, though afterward he re marked It. Very Boftly ho tiptoed up tho stairs and along the gallery to tho door of his wife's boudoir. In his hand was a heavy walk ing stick In his heart, murder. Olga was tho first to see him With a horrltlod shriek sho tore herself from Tartan's arms, and the ape-man -turned lust in time to ward with him arm a ter rific blow that De Coude had aimed at his head. Once, twice, three times the heavy stick fell with lightning rapidity, and each blow aided In the transition of the ape-man back to the primordial. With tho low, guttural snarl of the bull ape he sprang for tho Frenchman The great stick was torn from his grasp and broken In two as though It had been matchwood, to be flung aside as tho now Infuriated beast charged for his adver sary's throat Olga de Coudo stood a. horrified specta tor of the terrible scene which ensued during the next brief moment, then she Bprang to where Tarzan was murdering her husband choking the life from him shaking him aB a terrier might shake a Frantically she tore at his great hands. "Mother of God!" she cried. "You are killing him, you are killing him! Oh, Jean, you are killing my husband! Tarzan was deaf with rage Suddenly he hurled the body to the floor, and, plac ing his foot upon the upturned breast, raised hla head. Then through the palace of the Count de Coude rang the awesome challenge of the bull apo that has made a kill From cellar to attic the horrid Bound searched out tho servants, and left them blanched and trembling. The woman in tho room sank to her knees beside the body of her husband, and prayed. Slowly the red mist faded from before Tarzan's eyes. Things began to take form-he was regaining the perspective of civilized man. His eyes fell upon the figure of the kneeling woman. 'Olga, he whispered. She looked up, expecting to see the maniacal light of murder In the eyes above her. Instead, she saw sorrow and contrition. "Oh, Jean!" she cried. "See what you have done. He was my husband. I loved him, and you have killed him." Very gently Tarzan raised the limp form of the Count de Coudo and bore It to a couch. Then he put his ear to the man's breast. "Sums brandy. Olga," he said. She brought It, and together they forced it between his lips. Presently a faint gasp came from tho white lips. The head turned, and De Coudo groaned. "He will not die," said Tarzan. "Thank God!" "Why did you do it, Jean?" she asked. "I do not know. Ha Btruck me, and I went mad. I have seen the apes of my tribe do the same thing. I have never told you my atory, Olga. It would have been better had you known It tills might not have happened. I never saw my father. The only mother I ever knew was a ferocious she-ape. Until I was IS I had never seen a human being. I was !0 before I saw a white man. A little more than a year ago I was a naked beast of prey In an African Jungle. "Do not Judge mo too harshly. Two years Is too short a time In which to attempt to work the change In an Indi vidual that It has taken countless ages to accomplish In the white race." "I do not Judge you at all. Jean. The fault Is mine. You must go now he must not find you here when he regains con sciousness, aood-by." It was a sorrowful Tarzan who walked with bowed head from the palace of the Count de Coude. Once outside his thoughts took definite shape, to tho end that 3) minutes later he entered a police station not far from the Rue Maule. Here he Boon found one of the officers with whom he had had the encounter several weeks previous. The policeman was genuinely glad to see again tho man who had so roughly handled him. After a moment of conver sation Tarzan asked If he had ever heard of Nikolas Rokoft or Alexis Paulvitch, "Very often. Indeed, monsieur. Each has a police record, and while there Is nothing charged against them now, we make it a point to know pretty well where they may be found should the occasion demand. It Is only the same precaution that we take with every known criminal. Why does monsieur ask?" "They are known to me," replied Tar lan u wish to see Monsieur Rokoff on a little matter of business. If you can direct me to his lodgings I shall appre ciate ft." A few minutes later he bade the police man adieu, and. with a slip of paper in bis pocket bearing a certain address in a nlrespeoWDM quarter, ne waiKM briskly toward the nsartst taxi stand Rokoff and Paulvltch had returned to tfatlr rooms, aqd were sitting talking over the probable outeora of the evening's venU. They had telephoned to the ofB sm of two of the raornlny papers from whtefe they momentarily xpoted repre sentatives to hear too Orst report of the scandal that was to stir social Paris on the morrow A. iLeavy step oundsd on the stair way "Ah. but Umm nswsaapar into are. prompt," txctalBMd RokoK, and as a kiKM.) tetl upon the door of thair roow: "Entr, ffloiisleux ' EVENING LEPttEB-PglEAPttLPHia:. THUBflPAY JTTirLg2i AUlilUIC U "lAiftn f " .iim" Russian's face as he looked Into the hard, gray eyes of his visitor. "Name of a man!" he shouted, spring ing to his feet. "What brings you here? ' "Hit down'' said Tarzan, bo low that tho men could barely catch the words, but In a tone that brought Rokoff to his chair, and kept Paulvltch In his. "You know what has brought trie liere," he continued. In the same low tone. 'It should be to kill yoil, but because you arc Olga de CoUde's brother I shall not do that now. "1 shall give you a chance for your lives. Paulvltch docs not count much he Is merely h stupid, foolleh little tool, and so I shall not kill him so long ns I permit you to live. Before I leave you two alive In this room you will have dorto two things. The first will bo to write a full confession of your connec tion with tonight's plot and sign It. The second will be to promise mo upon pnln of death that you will permit no word of this affair to get Into tKo news papers. If you do not do both, neither of you will be alive when I pass next through that doorway. Do ou under stand?" And without waiting for n replyi "Make haste: there Is Ink before you, and paper and a pen," Hokoff assumed a truculent air, at tempting by bravado to show how little ho feared Tarzan's threats, An Instant later he felt tho ape-man's steel fingers at his throat, and Paulvltch, who at tempted to dodgo them nnd reach tho door, was lifted completely off tho floor and hurled senseless Into a corner, When Rokoft commenced to blacken about tho face, Tarzan released his hold nnd shoved the fellow hack Into his chair. Alter a moment of coughing Rokoft sat sullenly glaring nt the man Btandlng op posite him Presently Paulvltch came to himself and limped painfully back to his chair at Tarzan's command. "Now write," said the ape-man. "If It Is necessary to handle you again I shall not bo so lenient." Rokoft picked up a pen and commenced to write. "See that you omit no detail, and that you mention every namo," cautioned Tar zan. Presently there was a knock at the door. "Enter," said Tarzan A dapper young mnn camo In. "I am from the Matin," ho announced "I un derstand that Monsieur Rokoff has a story for me." "Then you aro mistaken, monsieur," replied Tarzan. "You have no story for publication, have you, my dear Nikolas?" Rokoff looked up from his writing with an ugly scowl upon his face. "No," he growled, "I have no story for publication now " "Nor ever, my dear Nikolas," and tho reporter did not sco the nasty light In the ape-man's eye! but Nikolas Rokoft did. "Nor ever," he repeated, hastily. "It Is too bad that monslour has been troubled," said Tarzan, turning to the newspaper man. "I bid monsieur good evening," and he bowed tho dapper young man out of the room, and closed the door In his face. An hour later Tarzan, with a rather bulky manuscript In his coat pocket, turned at the door leading from Rokoft's room. "Were I you I should leave France," he said, "for sooner or later I shall find an excuse to kill you that will not in any way compromise your sister." CHAPTER VI. A DUEL. D' ARNOT was asleep when Tarzan en tered their apartmcntB after leaving Rokoft's. Tarzan did not disturb him, but the following morning he narrated the happenings of the previous evening, omitting not a single detail. "What a fool I have been," he con cluded. "De Coudo nnd his wife were both my friends. How have I returned their friendship? Barely did I escapo "Oh Jean' ehe cried, "Sea -what you him and you murdering the count I have cast a etlgrna on the namo of a good woman. It Is very probable that I hate broken up a happy home. "Do you love Olga de Coude?" asked D'Arnot "Were I not positive that sho does not love me I could not answer your qu tlon, Paul; but without disloyalty to her I tell you that I do not love her, nor does she Iqvo me. For an laatapt we weie the victims of a sudden wa4ne It was not lovs and It would have left us. unharmed as suddsnly Is It bad come upon us tven though Do Coude bad not rtturoad As you know, I have had little prlce of woown Qlga de Coude. la YW bwutiful, that, and th dVjn light and the sadusUvo surroundings, and the appeal oi tkv defenseless for pro tection, might have been resisted by a more olvllUed roan, but my civilisation It net ev9 skits dsop It does not so dpr than my clotttas. "Palis Is no place for me I wlU but coatUUM to stumble luto mure and mors (rlou, pitfalls The man-made rtr!c ttsme m IrMonw. I fei always thai I g a -wmomr. I asmwoi tatfura .KtM, friend, and so 1 think thai I shall go back to my own Jungle, ana lead the life that Ood Intended that I Bhould lead when he put me there." "Do not take It bo to heart, Jean, 're sponded D'Arnot. "You have aqu tted youroelf much better than most 'civilized men would have under similar clrcum stances As to leaving Paris at this time. I rather think thai Raoul de Coude may be expected to have something to say on thAt subject before long." Nor was D'Arnot mistaken. A week later 'on Monsieur Flaubert was an nounced about eleven In the morning as D'Arnot and Tarzan were breakfasting Monsieur Flaubert was an lmpteaive v polite gentleman. With many low bows he delivered Monsieur le Count de Coude s challenge to Monsieur Tarzan. Would monsieur bo so very kind as to arrange to have a friend meet Monsieur Flaubert nt as early an hour as convenient that the details might be nrronged to the mut ual satisfaction of all concerned? Certainly. Monsieur Tarzan would be delighted to place his Interests unreser vedly In the hands of his friend. Lleuten nnt D'Arnot And so It Was arranged that D'Arnot was to call on Monsieur Flaubert nt two that afternoon and he polite Monsieur Flaubert, with many bows, left them. When they were again alone D'Arnot looked quizzically nt Tarzan. "Well?" he said. "Now to my sins I must dd murder, or else myself be killed," Bald Tarzan. "I nm progressing rapidly In tho ways of mv civilized brothers." . "What woaponi shall you select?' asked D'Arnot "Do Coudo Is accredited, with being a master with the Sword nnd a splendid shot." "I might then choose poisoned arrows at twenty paces, or spears at tho same dlstnnce," laughed Tarzan. "Make It pistols, Paul." "He will kill you Jean." "I havo no doubt of It," replied Tarzan "I must die some day." "Wo had better make It swords," said D'Arnot. "He will be satisfied with wounding you, and thero Is less danger of n mortal wound," "Pistols," said Tarzan with finality. D'Arnot tried to nrguo him out of It, but without avail, so pistols It was. D'Arnot returned from his conference wllh Monsieur Flaubert shortly after four, "It is alt arranged," ho said, "Every thing Is satisfactory. Tomorrow morning at dnylight there Is a secluded spot on tho road not far from Etnmps. For some personal reason Monsieur Flaubert pre ferred It. I did not demur." "aoodl" wns Tarzan's only comment. He did not refer to the matter again even Indirectly. That night ho wroto sev eral letters before ho retired. After scal ing and addressing them he placed them all In nn envelope nddressed to D'Arnot. As he undressed, D'Arnot heard him humming a music hall ditty. The Frenchman swore under his breath. Ho was very unhappy, for he wns posi tive that when tho sun rose tho next mor ning It would look down upon the dead Tnrzan. It grated upon him to see Tar zan so unconcerned. "This Is a most uncivilized hour for people to kill each other," remarked the ape-man when he had been routed out of a comfortnble bed In the blackness of the early morning hours. He had slept well, and so It seemed that his head scarcely touched the pillow ere his man defer entially aroused him His remark was addressed to D'Arnot, who stood fully dressed In the doorway of Tarzan's bed room. D'Arnot had scarcely slept at all dur ing the night. He was nervous, and therefore Inclined to be Irritable. "I presume you slept like a baby all night," ho said. Tarzan laughed. "From your tone, Paul, I Infer that you hnrbor the fact against me I could not help It, really." "No, Jean; It la not that," replied D'Arnot, himself Bmlllng. "But you take tho entire matter with such Infernal In difference It Is exnsperatlng. One would think you were going out to shoot at a target, rather than to face one of the best shots In France." Tarzan shrugged his shoulders. "I am havo donel He was my husband, I loved have killed him." going out to expiate a great wrong, Paul. A very necessary feature of the expiation Is the marksmanship of my opponent Wherefore, then, should I be dissatisfied? Have you not yourself told me that Count do Coude Is a splendid marksman?" "You mean that you hope to be killed?" exclaimed D'Arnot. In horror. "1 cannot say i hope, to be; but you must admit that there la little reason to believe that I shall not be killed." Had D'Arnot known the thlnjr that in the ape-man's mind that had been In his mind almost from the first intimation that D Coude would call him to account on the field of honor he would have been even mora horrified than he was. In silence they entered D'Arnot'a great car, and in similar cuence they sped over the dim road that leads to Htatnp. Each man was occupied with his own thoughts. D'Arnot's wera very mournful, for bo was genuinely fond of Tarzan- The great friendship which had, sprung up between those two men wbom lives and training bad bean so widely dUfsrant had but ban trngtban4 by association, for they were both Htn to whom ttte same high Wals of manhood, of rwrmngl fwrnra:. a4 of honor apBait witk wl Iww. ARGENTINA AND THE GERMAN NOTES VmBBKBBr jiui" '"'' " "" ' " ' ' " 'J ' ' 1 BSHHBsflBSBlflllV P VA ' T'i'ii"i'i"ii'i'j r ''i'" 'i'.'i'i i'i'i i ', 'i 'i' i" 'Vi UIJL. "'" ''"'"' This photograph is a reproduction from tho cover page of Caras i y Carotas, an illustrated monthly magazine of Buenos Aires. At his desk may bo seen President Wilson. Tho rather grotesque figure to tho loft represents his valet. Behind on the wall may bo seen a photograph of George Washington. A translation of the legend beneath reads as follows: DANGEROUS DIPLOMACY "Sir! Tho German Minister is below waiting the note from your excellency. Shall I prepare your frock coat or your swallow tail? "Nol Bring me a helmet and sword." - t This drawing created considerable comment in Argentina and its reproduction now is especially timely to us. They could understand one another, and each could be proud of tho friendship of the other. Tarzan of tho Apes was wrapped in thoughts of the past; pleasant memories of the happier occasions of his lost Junglo life. He recalled tho countless boyhood hnnrn thnt ho hnrt sDcnt cross-legged upon tho table In his dead father's cabin,' his llttlo brown body bent over ono oi tho fasclnntlng picture books from which, unaided, he had gleaned the secret of tho printed language long before the sounds of human Bpecch fell upon his ears. A smile of contentment softened his strong face as ho thought of thnt day of days that he had had alone with Jane Porter in the heart of his primeval forest. Presently his reminiscences were broken In upon by tho stopping of the car they were nt their destination. Tarzan's mind returned to the affairs of the moment. Ho knew that he was about to die. but thero was no fear of death In him. To a denizen of the cruel Jungle death is a commonplace. Tho first law of nature compels them to cling tenaciously to life to fight for It, but it does not teach them to fear death. D'Arnot and Tnrzan were first upon tho field of honor. A moment later De Coudo, Monsieur Flaubert and a third gentle man arrived. Tho last was introduced to D'Arnot and Tarzan; ho was a physician. D'Arnot and Monsieur Flaubert spoke together In whispers for a brief time. The Count de Coudo and Tarzan stood apart at opposite sides of the field. Presently tho Beconds summoned them. D'Arnot and Monsieur Flaubert had examined both pistols, Tho two men who were to face each other a moment later stood silently while Monsieur Flaubert recited the conditions they were to observe. They wero to stand back to back. At a signal from Monsieur Flaubert they were to walk In opposite directions, their pistols hanging by their sides. When each had proceeded 10 paces D'Arnot was to give the final signal then they were to turn and flro at will until ono fell, or each had expended the three shots al lowed. (CONTINUED TOMORROW.) SENDS ROCKEFELLER, "POOR DEVIL," A DYSPEPSIA CURE BloomBburg Painter Pities Oil Mag ' nate in His Affliction. BLOOMSBURG, Pa., July 22.-James Gobs, painter by trade and philanthropist by nature, has Just sent a dyspepsia cure to John D, Rockefeller. "I send tho remedy." said Gobs In his letter, "only because I think that it will do you good, I don't want any reward, because If you are a sufferer from Indigestion you are a poor devil like the rest of us, and money doesn't count." The cure suggested is made from a chicken gizzard, which, as he explained In his communication, contains "more pepsin than any living organism," a cir cumstance that a kindly nature endowed a cnicuen with to get away "with corn dnd other rations that daily fall to its meals," "Just skin a gizzard from a healthy chicken," Gobs explains, "and dry It In an oven, afterward flavoring It with peppermint or other ingredient to suit the taste. When distressed eat a pinch as often as you like and I will promise that In a short time you will be able to digest an old-fashioned country dinner, even to Bauer kraut and mince pie." PARK ORDINANCE SIGNED Mayor Sanctions Improvement of Squares and Recreation Centres, An ordinance providing for the im provement of a number of squares and recreation centres by the Department of Public Works has been signed by Mayor Blankenburg. The ordinance, which was passed by Councils at the last session, provides for the. financing of the work from loan funds. The appropriations, aggregating 53,600, are as follows: Westmoreland Park 18,200 Dluton Fark 3,000 Clarence It. CUrk Park 10.000 Pltaaant Hill Park 400 Buun Qorzas Park 10.000 John E. Ueytiura Park. l.ooo 6.000 Bicnton raric lUroton and Biting Squares awl Park, in centre of ZTtn atret, ntwea AII- KMBy svasu ana wtiiard etrt 10,000 3.000 ton 6,000 lotMMCttou Of Elkhart, MajfUU and Rlanetd (treat Section bounded by ITIh. ISth. Fits water and Catharine streets East qerjaaatewn playftouod Total J6S.600 K. of C. Delegates Leave City The advance) guard .of the Pennsylvania delegation to the annual conventlpn of the Knights of Columbus, to bo held In Seattle, beginning- August i, left this city for Chicago this morning- The party in cluded J J RaWJly, State deputy, who hM4f the Pennsylvania group. Daniel Wad. Geortre Philips and about twenty other knights, who will attend uaoAoiaUy Tfcre will a be bus dlegaUaa4 ttam wJUr Ua la tt Wt T9?ff; The Daily Story Jones and Two Others Miss Dorothy Evans had written a love story. Miss Dorothy was the daughtor of Judge Evans, nnd for several years her fond father had Insisted that she had literary talent and should develop It Sho didn't believe she had, and She had been four years getting around to that story. She had made about 40 plots and plans and beginnings and abandoned them. Somehow or other she couldn't bring about a first meeting between hero and heroine In a natural 4manner. "You don't want to," replied the father when she gave that as an excuse. "Egad, that Is Just the thing you don't want to do.( You want to make your story unique. Have the heroine up a tree on a hay stackstuck fast In an elevator. Or, havo tho hero about to be sawed In two In a sawmill being carried around on the arms of a windmill at the rate of 100 miles an hour caught by the leg to a bear trap up to his rieck In a bog. Hunt for the unique nnd unsual, my dear." At length one day that long-talked-of story was started afresh. It had a hero who got his foot wedged In tho frog of a railroad track, and had been held there "But I am Judge Evans' daughter," for three days, and was about to be run down by a cattle train, when the heroine appeared with a stick of dynamite and blew up 10 rods of track and released him. She then held a pistol tp the head of a chauffeur and made him convey the rescued man to her home, where she nursed him back to health nnd married him. He had a clubfoot when he got well, but she didn't mind that. The story, when finished after a month's hard work, didn't suit Miss Doro thy at all. She felt sure she had made a failure of It, and carried it to her father with tears In her eyes. "Splendid! Superbl Glorious!" was his verdict ''You have got a story like none I have ever read. You have only to send It to any magazine to have it accepted. In sending It you had better inclose a little note to the effect that you are my daughter. They may want to write you up as the coming story writer." Miss Dorothy delayed the Bending away of the story three weeks and then was almost commanded to. It had been gone only two days when the Judga began looking for an answer of acceptance. He continued to look tor two weeks and then said: "Dorothy, you are going1 to town to day. Drop Into the publication office of that magazine and ask about your man uscript It la rather Impudent1 on their part to hold a story so Jong." "But, daddy, I don't knqw the editor nor what to say to him," she nrotested. "He may not have had time to look at- jay story. "Plenty of time, my dear. It would strike blm as something out of the usual run the moment he saw it, and he would read to the last line. He just wants poking up a bit. Dear me. but I am so plaassd that you havo made a literary start I don't believe there is one per son in w.000 who would have thought of discovering the hero in such a sliuatloa" Poor little Dorothy, with palpitating heart, sought the office of the Blank Mag. aslno and was shown Into a reception room to await an Interview with the editor, whose namo was Jones. She had a chair dosa to a partition, and the parti tion was thin. Presently sho heard Jones roar out to some ono in the room with htm: Say, Frank, do you know Judge Bvans down your wfcy?" " I know of him," was th py. "Got a daughter, hadn't nT" "I btitev o." "We, she's mm ta olusfu f a story. and has come In to e about It It g (bt worst ever l'v got better manusrrlptf' from cooks and laundresses I ve got it, turn It down, but being she's a Judge'; daughter I'd like to soften the blow Hefj,1 me out. won't your How?" 'Here's tho manuscript See her In if.V reception room nnd tell her we are or crowaea just nun. jch ucr mat othfi magazinea pay niu.c iur iier partlculi m style tnnrr we oo in met, ten ner art' thing to let neriaown easy." "Nbt much!" was the laughing renfi "IThats what yon are paid for What'? tqe matter wjm ine story i ,... .. t ..-, .-, a. tias tno ncru ncia last in a rrog on1 tho raliroaa tracK ior tnree aayg," "The trains must have Jumpcrj over hlnS tl tncj Ltuiiv mu"r' " l ne neruine jiuiub u jjibiui 10 me edr hfM n-d-i... " oi "y "Good!" "Oh say, fto in and talk to herssl ououiu.i i wuiiuci ono were a good looking girl." 'Haven't time. By-by, Jones " The ono cnlled Frank passed out. and ten imuuica itt.tci uuiicb viuerca me receD'' tlon room with the rejected story n nanj ana a iook otocnevoience on ins face Nfita Mies Dorothv Evans Sho had fled with"! ,..... ............ ....- ,.-.,, .. Humiliation,! In her eyes. "Nnrrow escape for me," said Jones, wlth a Blgh of relief, as he retunwt! iZl iiih uci. iw bciiu .no aivijr uuck oy mall with the usual Inclosure of thanks A month passed Judge Evans was very busy nnd he had forgotten all about; the literary career of his daught hadn't, however. Every time she lhnn.t, of Jones she wanted to slaughter n An to tho ono cnlled Frank. sh m.,I' know. Ho had a pleasant voice, was evljH uemiy u, yuuiiH iimn, una no nad not' muuo lull ul ucr atuijr. Ono summer's day Miss Dornthv .,.. tered down tho highway toward the old stone qunrry. She had given the ronrt in a man coming toward her In an auto when her foot struck n slone and her anklo turned, and there sho was, sitting down In the dust Only for a moment!1 though. The auto stopped, the man got out, and In n trice he had her seated on' a rocR unu va.o HuyiiiLL- now sorry lie wa and hoping it was not a bad accidentia The Instant ho Bpoke the girl recognized! tho voice of Frank. Yes; he wns thai young mnn, and n gentleman, and htfl had a kind heart. Ho was asking If shtl lived on tho hill, when Miss Dorothy, whoa muni tuinK tno aprain amounted tjf mucn, rcmurjiea. "But I nm Judge Evans' daughter." "Yes?" "And I wroto a story and sent It to jones, oi ine -Biamc .magazine. "Yes?" "And tho hero was caught In a frog of a. railroad track and held for three rfnva " days. "I I don't qulto understand!' mcred tho young mnn. stam "But vou said to Jonea that tlnv thn? the trains must havo Jumped over hlnjl aB they came along." "I I Was It about a month ago? and In the ofilce of the macazlne7" i "The same, Blr. I wns In the reception room ana Heard through the partition Mr. Frank Denlson did not deny his words. He sold that tho first thing was to get Miss Dorothy home, which took only about threo minutes, and then hi advised her to uso nlcohol and a band age, and took It upon himself to say that ho would call next day. Ho did cnll, and ho called again. He called to talk with the Judge, and with the Judge's iliuichfl ter, and to mako himself very agreeablt and very much at home. He often askei for the story to read and pass Judgment upon, but It was four or five months bi fore It wns handed him. He rend It to. tho last line nnd then rose up and said: "Miss Dorothy, I must speak to your miner, "But but what about7" she asked a' she turned away her face. "Wo muBt prevent you from adopting a literary career, and the only way I know is to t Mlsa Dorothy adopted another career' several months ago. (Copyright, 1015, by the McClurt Jlmpiptr papery Syndicate.) 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