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Hy mall, postpaid eutMd of Philadelphia, except where forelan potage l required, Duly Oxlt, one month, twonty-me rental rII.T O.NI.T, one year, three dollars. All mall sub scriptions payable In advance. , Notictv-Subscribers within address chanced must glv old ft" well aa new address. HELL, J600 WALNUT KEYSTONE, MAIN SOW W Addni all rommmilcnffons to Evening Zttge, Independence Square, Philadelphia. vxTXatD xx tub FiiiLiDci riiu rostorricB AS BICOttD- CUBS MAIL 1UTTIII. THE AVEHAOE NET PAID DAILT CIRCULA- TION OF TUB EVENING LEDGER FOIl AFRIL WAS 82,104. PHILADELPHIA, IHUItSllAI, MAY SO, 191S. J The well can preach patience to the sick better than theu can practice it when thcu lose their health. Base Perversion of Worthy Sentiments NO ONH doubts the honest Impulses of the Inyor In approving the l.llietty Bell S junket. He la one ot n groat mass of cltl- lens to whom the Bell Is a symbol of Amer ica, nnd when It Is urged that the. people) tvho will never have nn opportunity to boo '; It In Independence Hn.ll bo allowed to look j u .fa in fj. lioiiu WW lUUdHH klUUUJl L11D 'country ho Is ready to send tho Bell on lto career of Inspiration. J- , Thero la more sentiment than sons In this F sort ot pleading. If tho arguments In sup- 7 port ot tho junket are sound, then the Bell should bo on a continual tour of exhibition, tntinlflir nnf lil'i.rt TiM.fa nf nvnti nlnt'nn r jjours In n city, but rcmnlnlng In ench place I' Mntll ovcry inhabitant 'had looked upon tho 'fr,. . j .!! x- ,1 I..- -111 I. .. f iiiDiui.ii; iviii;. ub Liia mrt; iiuca uiuuu should receive It, but It should bo taken to !, tho villages and' hamlets from which tho cities aro recruited so that tho Inspiration to Ej patriotism might covor tho land to Its re- I' motest bounds. Tho Councllmcn, anxious to make a trip across tho continent nt public expense, did not pursue their arguments to this ridicu lous extreme. Instead, they capitalized thi sentiment of a most worthy and high minded gentleman, and as a result there will be a thoroughly unjustifiable exploitation nf a sacred rcllo for tho private enjoyment ot a group of politicians. It Is too bad, but tt Is true. The Point on Which Italy Goes to War , IT1HE first official announcement of the con- JL, cessions which Austria was willing to make to Italy most fittingly comes from Chancellor von Bethmann-Hollweg In the f German Reichstag. It was really Germany -nd not Austria that was making the offers to Italy, and It was German pressure that compelled 'the Austrlans to agroe-. The Chancellor's list of eleven points ori which the demands of Italy were to bo granted seems to Include almost everything that the Italian Premier could In reason de mand. The Italians were to havo that part of tho Tyrol Inhabited by persons of Italian descent: they were to havo the Italian dis tricts on the west bank of the Isonzo and the ?' town of Gradlsca; Trieste was to bo made a iree city: Italian sovereignty over Avlona, nn Albanian seaport, wna to be recognized, together with Italian rights In the adjacent districts, and special arrangements were to i be made to protect the rights of Italians In the unceded territory. It will be noted that there is no mention A of the Dalmatian coast, where there Is a J large( Italian population, nnd that the esaen f tlal point of tho timo when tho cessions were J to take effect Is omitted. The It.ill.in stntes- men Insisted that there should bo immediate f evacuation by the Austrinns of the ceded territory, and that the title should be trans "rerred at once. Tho Austrlans, that is, the ', Hermans acting for them, wero unwilling to change the status quo, save on paper, until the end of the war. No just appreciation of tho righteousness if 'J w53 J iof Italy's verdict for war can be arrived at iinttl tho diplomats negotiations are made i public, as they will be in the "Green Book." From Franklin to Edison THE Franklin Institute, which keeps green the scientific memory of the man who brought lightning down from the clouds and Identified It, has awarded its medal for eml 'nent service Jn science to Thomas A, Edison, !who tamed the lightning and made it the 'pervant and familiar friend of man. In tho span between Franklin's death and t Edison's achievements, the world has made greater Scientific progress than in any pre vious thousand years, if not In all past time, nnd Mr Edison Is one of the men of the present generation who has led the proces- Ion Into the unknown regions and made Jem known. He deserves the great honor which was conferred on him last night. Why Prosperity Should Be Sought LTTTIIjLIAM: BOOTH discovered a great fi I r iruuiy wiifii iiu ueviuea ina,l u is im IpQsgJbJe to reach 'a man's soul when his SWninach I empty. He based his Salvation Ufmy work on the necessity of providing for in e physical comfort of the outcasts before ftrylntT to appeal to their spiritual nature. .Pioneers have likewise learned a similar fetrtith In the hard school of experience. "While 4hey were conquering the wilderness they im little time or strength to give to the de vpJopment of the intellectual side of their ;, natures. Schools and colleges are not built lentil there Is a demaruTfor tho products ot imcli Institutions; that Is, until the first i strenuous battles with nature are won and , there Is time to. consider the- ljumanltlea. The politicians lr South America seem to lv a learned this lesson. Some of the re- ttrtMc Jn the southern continenthave passed first stage of their development and are imr fittentlpn to things of the spirit; but wi& all in greater need of material do- !!ttnt. Presldent,Ia!eo, of Chili, acted Jn ccirJfinoo with the aesejited theory when vpsufd the great Chuqulcamatta copper i-r-'H n Atilnfogfrsia yesterday The copper r. .-. ,. c of h vimuuy are me of its prin ' ; art rcri . f wealth. If the nation Is to. 1 . T" must realise on its assets. It I : ivf Itn its Umni Dad its forests, as well na its agricultural lands. A Govern ment must encourage every enterprise under taken by reputable men In order that there may bo a surplus of wealth to be used In the cultivation ot the things of tho spirit. Na tional prosperity Is the foundation on which national greatness Is built. The Organization Hn Challenged; But Can It Make Good? DV ALIj means let n I.cxow committee -' como to Philadelphia nnd find out what tins been going on and who la resixmslblo for It. Thero are plenty of things that need ex planation. Any number of excellent projects have been mysteriously held up by Councils. Thero have been dealt within deals. Not onco or twice, but over and over again the Administration has hern chcokmatcd In Its efforts to serve the city faithfully. The nll powerful Finance Committee of Councils has repeatedly blocked enterprises ot merit nnd under conditions which havo moro than onco nrouscd suspicion. If it bo true that there has been no cor ruption, by nil means let It ho established to tho satisfaction of tho community. If, on tho other hnnd, It Is true that "something on the side" has been passed around, that men have enriched themselves at tho public ex pense, let them nnd their methods be held up to tho gn?.e of tho people that they may seo and understand. Detective '"Burns Btates that he has been conducting an exhaustlvo Inquiry Into condi tions. He Is prepared .tn go on the witness stand nml reveal whnt he has discovered. Ho Intimates that his Information will be In teresting, If not sensational. Nor need It be doubted that some public servants aro quak ing In their boots at the mcro suggestion that ho will tell what he knows. That ho knows much may be taken for granted. There aro a lot of llttlo fellows who are in confusion nt the monaco of publicity which suddenly confronts them, nnd there Is moro than one of tho big fellows who fears that tho Burna operatives may havo discovered deals thought to be well hidden. A city gains nothing In reputation by hid ing its plight. If grafters feast on It and flourish in its ofTlccs, there Is but ono thing for tho city to do, nnd that Is to expose tho whole lot and throw them out bodily or put them Into the penitentiary. That Is what San Francisco did, and It is what Philadel phia will do once the public begins to com prehend the vital necessity ot pursuing such a course. Let tho politicians who want to Investigate Philadelphia come on and do It. But they must remember ono thing, and that Is that they cannot quit when they get close to tho truth. It must not be a trick Investigation nnd it will not bo. There is testimony to be brought to light that no committee can con ceal If an investigation Is onco begun. An Inquisitorial committee clothed with blanket powers ought never to bo created. Its opportunities for mischief would bo too great. But the Blankenburg Administration does not fear it. Far from It, it welcomes tho proposal, and would bo glad enough to havo an opportunity to show beforo a com petent body Just how it has been checked and retarded in its fight for good govern ment by elements which are constitutionally opposed to any kind of government except graft government. The Organization has challenged; let It make good. Now Is the Time to Plant Roof Gardens ONE of the most delightful Evening occu pations known to town dwellers is roof gardening. Its advantage over back-yard gardening and gardening in tho larger lots In the suburbs Is that it can be pursued without soiling the hands with the moist earth and without tiring the muscles of the back. Tho ladles who Indulge In It do not need to wear sunbonnets to save their com plexions, and when caught by their neigh bors engaged Jn the agreeable recreation they do not need to apologize for their cos tumes. No one engngea in roof gardening unless properly dressed for the avocation, and the suitable dress is usually the one most becoming to the wearer, Itoof gardening, Indeed, belongs In' that group of Bports which depend in largo meas ure for their popularity on the becoming nature of the costume required. It was a profound student of human nature who said that if he wanted to make any sport popu lar he would first Invent a costume to ba worn at It and then Invent the sport. It Is notorious that If It were not for the gold braid on a soldier's uniform there would be fewer soldiers, so great an influence do clothes have upon the affairs of the world. Incidentally, It may be remarked that the popularity of roof gardening In town Is also In some measure dependent upon the fact that It Is done on the roof, far above the noise and dust of the street, where there Is a cool breeze In motion If the air Is stirring anywhere In this latitude. It Is a little early yet for the gardens to be at their best, but the seeds planted now may be expected to develop as the weather grows warmer, and along In July there will be a fine display to reward the efforts of the faithful gardeners. Peace day In America was the day when the Italians decided to go to war. No qne will waste apy sympathy on the Fairmount Park "mashers" If they get what Is comng to them. They used to say that Herbert Asqulth was a pretty good lawyer, but; they have begun'to say that he la a great statesman. Mr. TVllson wishes It to be understood that he still regards the regulation of the sale of liquor as a State rather than a national Issue. The Yaqul Indians have declared war on Mexico but which Mexico are they fighting the one; held by Villa or the one In the possession of Carranza? Some Congressmen hays discovered that the Hawaiian fortifications are not so good as they might be. But It waa, not necessary to go. there to find It out. Prison reformers are convinced that there U a "job'' in the plan to unite the Eastern and Western Penitentiaries. The chances are la favor of the correctness of their conclusions. MEN OF ENGLAND'S COALITION CABINET Bnlfour Is of the Old School of British Statesmen, Law of the New Characteristics of Premier Asquith and Lloyd-George. By ELLIS RANDALL JOHN imiGHT used to say that war nlwnys destroys tho Government which wages It. Kroni England comes tho news that a coalition Cabinet Is In process of formation. While the changes which are said to ho In contemplation do not of neces sity mean the downfall of Liberal power and ptestlge a political overturn Is not to be expected until tho day of national peril has passed, nnd this Is not an overturn they aro doubtless dlctnted In largo part by considera tions of political expediency, A month ago Conservative members qpenly acknowledged tholr satisfaction thnt their party was not In power; today their partisan ship Ib no moro obtruslvo than It was then. Though n Cabinet crisis exists, It fs a crisis very different from a crisis of tho piping times of peace. Its very existence may in crease the confidence of tho country In Its Government. "Bring tho Sledgo Hammer" It Is not tho lenst among the merits of Premier Asqulth that ho has nlwaya been nblo to attach to himself and to retain tho loyalty of men of stnrtllngly different habits of mind from his own. He does not caro who gets the popular npplauso so long ns the work Is done. These qualities have been manifested In his rnreer ns a plain politician; b'lt quite possibly they aro cnpablc of exten sion beyond pnrllsnn lines. Thry may find a new Held nf exercise In a body composed of men so unlike its the strong personalities of a coalition i alilnet. Mr. Asqulth will remain the brnln of the Cabinet. Ho Is, indeed, intellectual rather thnn Imaginative. The editor of the London Dally News speaks of the way In which his mind works: "All the resources of tho most capacious Intellect that has been placed at tho service of Parliament slnco Gladstone disappeared nro brought Into play with nn economy of method, a startling clearness of thought and a passionless detachment of spirit that glvo him an unrivaled mastery of tho House. 'Bring me the sledgo ham mer,' whispered Campbell-Bnnnermnn on one occasion to his neighbor on tho Govern ment bench; nnd Mr. Asqulth was brought. His approach to the dialectical battle Is like tho massive advance of an nrmy corps. Just ns Mr. Lloyd-George's approach Is like the swift onset of a cavalry brigade" Among tho many German miscalculations In regard to England thero was none more disastrous than tho misunderstanding of Mr. Asqulth. His reputation for patience deceived tho Kaiser. His reverence for doing things In tho right way is revealed by nn incident which occurred nt Albert Hall. Mr. Balfour had made some airy remark to tho effect that a certain question of tnxatlon was only a trifle. Mr. Asqulth replied, with some dis play of the fire which burns beneath his drilled and disciplined exterior: "A trifle! But it was for trifles like these that Pym fought nnd Hampden died." His Impeachment of Germany In tho Houso ot Commons on the day after tho declaration of war showed that ho Is not lacking tn fierceness of passion. In spirit and method Promlcr Asquith lies between the old and tho new type of British statesman. Mr, Balfour represents the Victorian ago of statesmanship. Mr. Law and Mr. Lloyd-George, far apart as tho pples In many respects, are nevertheless very much aliko ns examples of the modern spirit which will mnnago tho nffalrs of tho great empire. Thero is no abstract speculation or philosophic detachment about either one of them. They are both men of tweed suits and cloth caps. The statesmen of the old rnco wero distinguished by broadcloth nnd stocks, erudition and formality of speech. Lloyd-George has a very different -vjiy from that ot Law "Just u business man" of acquiring the information ho wants. Tho Chancellor ot the Exchequer, like tho leader of the Opposition, leaves political doctrine to tho schoolmen, but ho lives by vision nnd not statistics and technical re ports. If ho wants to introduce a shipping bill, he-takes a voyage to discover the life of the sailor nt first hand. If he wants to know about coal mining, he goes down into a coal mine. If he wants to know what Is wrong with casual labor, he mixes with the crowd at tho dock gates In the early morn ing to hear with his own ears and see with his own eyes, "Miss Nancy" in Ireland Arthur Jnmes Balfour, unlike Lloyd-George nnd Law, sprang from the governing classes, with whom politics Is a profession. At Eton lie was given the uncomplimentary sobriquet of "Miss Nancy."' When he entered the House of Commons he was still "Miss Nancy," but the power of the Cecil family gave htm preferment. People smiled, But finally Balfour's uncle. Lord Salisbury, sent him to Ireland as Secretary. Ireland, In a turmoil that was almost revolution, called for a strong hand. Into a welter of agita tion, turmoil and bloodshed went "Miss Nancy," It seemed to England like sending an infant Into a den of ferocious thieves. But apparently Salisbury knew his man. With his accession to power as Prime Min ister he displayed the ripened qualities of the Balfour made In Ireland. Complexity, brilliancy, consistency and Inconsistency, force, mildness, charm of manner, personal magnetism and hard-hearted domination were all rolled tightly together. In tho House of Commons, n the first debating society In the world. Balfour was the Incomparable fighter. The dilettante disappeared, the lim pid eye flashed, th serenity of a passionless mind gave place to the perfervld swordsman twisting and turning with diabolical skill, "When it was bruited about that Balfour was op his bench the chamber would fill tn a few minutes. Such was the maglo of his debating power. In 19U Mr. Balfour's part in the House of Lords campaign bred a revolt. Attack fol lowed attack. He never rnurmured. Groups were formed against him, and half his own Unionist press openly declared war. Balfour remained serene, apparently doing nothing but play golf and read novels. Then sud denly, in the midst of party revolt, he went down to the House of Commons to assert his power. In a single speech he brought the rebels to their knees. He was the leader, and he alone. He had been doing more than play gdlf and read novels. And then, having given this Illustration and proof of his strength, he went forth and resigned, leaving behind him a chorus of lamentations. A BRILLIANT AFFAIR From the Beaton Tramrrlpt. The Liberty Bell, on Us way to f&n Vran ciaco, will be Illuminated every night, and It la understood that the guard of honor ot Phil idcbphU, aldermen uH Also bo. lit US, FROM TRIPOLI TO THE TRENTINO The Army of Veterans, Regathered and Redrilled, That Italy Throws Into War's Crucible How the War Dogs Face Each Other Across the Tyrolean Alps. By CHARLES M. CHAPIN DURING the last eight months Italy has been preparing step by step for tho crisis with Austria. It is vlolntlng no confidence to say that at the outbreak of tho war last August tho nation was far from fit for par ticipation in the struggle. At that time tho mobile forces on land consisted of approxi mately 400,000 men of all arms, about half of whom were veterans ot tho Trlpolltan cam paign. Slnco then tho army authorities have unostentatiously called now this, now that class of reserves until there nro today with tho colors something llko 1,200,000 men, and very probably moro. There are still to bo summoned tho "mobile militia" and tho "ter ritorial militia," corresponding respectively to tho German Lnndwehr nnd Landsturm. With theso in tho ranks tho total strength ot the Italian army will fall not far short of 2,000,000 men, nil under 40 years of age. Of theso forces, fully a quarter of a mil lion aro especially trained for Alpine fight ing, oven in ordinary times, and since last August tho mountain maneuvers havo taken place on a gradually Increasing scale: for a great part of tho early operations In any conflict with Austria must necessarily take place among the high peaks of the Austro Itallan border. In fact, there have been for some time concentrated at Verona, only 25 miles from the boundary lino, Italian troops to tho number of half a million. Deserting Krupp for tho French "76" One of tho great weaknesses commented upon by critics of tho Italian war machine has been the lack ot adequate equipment for the artillery. This Is a matter which has been very thoroughly remedied. Up to last August tho field guns wero about equally divided between the famous French "75" and the Krupp 77 millimetre piece. But as Italy has faded from the Drelbund. so has her ar tillery inclined more and moro toward the French type, nnd all winter long the Italian metal works, even tho plants of the State Itallway, have been turning out the "75" model In largo quantities. She now has ap proximately 1000 batteries of four guns each, nil of this type, in addition to 12 regiments of mountain artillery and 19 regiments of heavy artillery, Including the men manning the siege,, fortress nnd coast defense guns. Not the least Interesting portion of the de fense forces comes under the head of the engineer corps. This takes in, besides sap pers, miners, brldgers, one regiment of aerostatlsts, or meti for handling tho dirigible balloon section, and the Battagllone Avlatorl, or aeroplane corps, totaling 3500 enlisted men In addition to the flying officers, who make up a separate body, serving either with the army or the navy, as the need, may direct. The actual flying equipment Is divided Into squadrons of seven maohlnes each, and at the close of last year there were some 30 of these units, making above 200 aeroplanes In the active service. Since then this total has been nearly doubled, many of th'e new ma chines coming from' the American Curtlss Company. Venice, once queen of the seas, the home port of mighty fleets of war galleys, lies to day virtually under the guns of the Austro Hungarian sea forces. On paper the Italian fleet Is rated at considerably more than the strength of her enemy, opposing six dread noughts to Austria's four'and ten first-class battleships (pre-dreadnought) to three. Italy likewise has four speedy scout-cruisers to three for Austria, 51 torpedoboat destroyers to 18, and 28 submarines to 14, But Italy's weakness against the Austrian navy lies In her Adrlatio coaat line, which is practically undefended down as far as the straits of Otranto. while Austria, has "what Is regarded as an Impregnable (from the sea side) naval base at Pola, within which she could with draw, in the face of the Italian superiority, at any tlmie that the Integrity of her first line fleet might be menaced. In a way the problem would be somewhat similar to that faced by Britain in ber naval operations in the North Sea. Just as the German ships dart out from time to time for raids on the English coast, so the Austrlans can issue from Pola for attacks on various portions of the Italian littoral. And a submarine offensive by Austria would be even more difficult to check than is the case with the British owing to the short radius of operations anywhera la tho Adri- "I WONDER WHY EVERYBODY'S ntlc. On tho other hand, tho Itallnns havo ono great advantage over Brltnln, for they havo tho deflnlto possibility beforo them of robbing Pola df its terrors by cutting it oft from the land side, even though this may not bo accomplished for sumo time after activeJiostlllties 6pen. Tho Mountain Problem Many an Italian regards tho struggle to come with a lamentable lightness. Ho falls to realize that tens of thousands of his coun trymen will leave their bleached bones in tho rnountnln fastnesses of the Austrian Alps be fore tho Italians can hopo to see Vienna In subjection, beforo they can even cut oft the "water-rats" at Pola. While a cursory glanco nt tho map might indlcato that tho road along tho level coast line would bo an easy method of Invasion, a closer inspection will show tho impossibility of such an advance until the mountain heights to tho north havo been effectually cleared of tho Teuton forces. Otherwise the army moving along tho Bhoro would be" constantly threatened with flnnl: attacks on the part of the enemy descending out of tho foothills, it is for this renson that Italy has so carefully prepared large num bers of her troops 'for mountain flghtlng. Even with Austria beset as she is with tho Russian forces in Gallcla and along the Hun garian border to Bukowlna, she will bo able to, and has already, placed Btrong defensive units in the Trent district; one of Italy's, "un redeemed" provinces which is thrust a mountain salient for 50 miles down into the northern frontier of Italy. Prior to the war Austria had prepared this territory with great caro against n possible Inroad by Italy, and from tho time when It became evident that the latent hostility of her former ally might he roused into activity at any moment, she hns had largo numbers of men, several thousands in fact, busljy occu pied In strengthening her existing chain of eight tremendously fortified mountain fast nesses. It Is the. reduction of these which Italy Is likely to find so costly. There is no certainty, of course, about the defending force which has been placed In this region. But ns the Incompetent Austrian General Staff Is now merely ornamental, and the. Iron hands of the Kaiser's advisers aro directing the military destinies of tho eastern empire, It is to be expected that sufficient forces are now camping in tho Trentlno to stand off the first attack at least. IT'S A MOST CURIOUS CITY Constantinople Has Three Sundays n Week and Sun Sets at 12, From Answera. N- Constantinople, or Stamboul, as the Tuik calls his metropolis, Is a much-discussed city just now. But of Its Important foreign quarters Pera and Galata, the stay-at-home Briton hears little. Galata Is separated from Constantinople proper by he Golden Horn, and lies principally between the two bridges which span that world-famous wnterway. Formerly these bridges had captains and crews exactly as if they were ships. Later they became remarkable for their shops, beggars and dogs. Shops, beggars and dogs have gone but still the bridges are objects of Intense Interest to the stranger, In Galata may be found a sort of Petticoat lane In full swing every day of the week But. unlike our own Sunday market In the east end of London, the venue Is shifted each morning. For example, the Indescribable bar gaining and din Is to be found on Thursdays at Pershembeh. which means the Thursday mar ket. Dealers in second-hand clothing, have a more or less permanent rendezvous at the Bit Bazaar or Louse Market an appellation more apt than delicate, Pera, which Is modern Greek for "beyond stands on ths hills behind Galata, which In 'a double sense- it looks down on. considering i.i the superior suburb. Both are despised bv th J v... ....-, . ..c .-.,0 , eii you that another Turk has gone hopelessly to the bad will say "he has gono to Pera," or, more corl rectly, "to Bey Olou." for the Turk refuses to recognize the Christian designation of either Constantinople or Its suburbs. A stranger stranded at Pera might possibly go hungry: but It would be his own fault if ha thirsted. Elaborate drinking fountains are In nearly every street. There Is a superabundance of postofflces-but no postmen! No letters are delivered. Each European Power has or had-its own post offlce. Thus, one calls at the English estab lishment If expecting letters from home, at ths French tf correspondence u likely to arrive irom t-arn. arm so on Three 6undaa a week are observe In !, suburbs-Friday by the Turks, Saturday bv tha 4m and su4jt thcbuiu, Ai4 Lril LAUGHING?" distinct calendars nio used. This year ths Mo. hniniTiedan Is dating his letters 1333, the Jew t675 nml tho Christian, ot course, 1915. But tho Inconvenlenco of using three different calendars Is slight compared with the bewilder ing method mostly used In computing the hours of the day. A watch which kept correct time on tho shores of the Golden Horn would be, somewhat paradoxically, rather an erratic time keeper, according to tho Btandard laid down by Greenwich. For ns 12 o'clock Is reckoned si wnys to fall nt tho exact moment of sunset, one's watch has to gain or lose a few minutes each day, according to the Reason of the year. THE WAY TO SUCCESS Every success In life conies from sympathy nnd co-operation and love. Benjamin ,Id Whcclcr. AYE, WHAT? What would be the good ot havln luck If nobody was glad, or of gettln' things If there wus nobdy to divide with? Anon. IN SALAD DAYS Twas In my "Balad days" we met; Thero was a certain charm aoout ner. I vividly remember yet I thought I could not do without her. I said 'twas In my "salad days." Before I'd written ode or ballad; Shed nothing green about her ways, Yet sho was very fond of salad. Sometimes I took her out to dine (The memory my fanoy tickles); She didn't caro a fig for wine. But dated deeply on dill pickles. A dear (yet Inexpensive) she! She'd listen to Liszt's obllgatos While feasting upon celery, On onions, beets and sliced tomatoes! And Lettico was the maiden's name; 'Twas very fitting, I confess It, For lettuce Is quite worthy fame That Is, If you know how to dress It. And she, she knew, the dimpled elf! Her mode was usually supernal; And L'etttce also dressed herself In gowns of tender tint and vernal. But our romance was put to rout (I have no doubt it was a blessing!) When blunderingly I blurted out, "There's too much acid In ths dresslnBl" And while I scan, and while I plan. In sonnet, lyric, odo and ballad, Lettlce Is married to a man Who sows and raises things for salad! V Clinton Scollard, In Judi. AMUSEMENTS THE MAHKET ST. ABOVE HTH I'lCTunsa., 11 A. M. to 11:15 P. M. ALL THIS WEEK Stanley "THE MOTH AND THE FLAME" Also ADELAIDE-HUGHES Danca Picture NEXT WEEK MONDAY. TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY HOUSE I"ETEn8 and BLANCHE SWEET In "STOLEN GOODS" THURSDAY. 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