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EVENING LEDaEK-PTIILADELPTITA, THTSDAY, MARC1 IT 4, 1015.
13
OBK NEEDED QWIOKX. ,
4mZ
MALE
srr vj n.. ;".. mVn, in
vj nv
Mt'llt
attaciii:d to
wants work in that
l.o6Mi. H h.'lP W needed J
IS5 'A .finl rcferenc.a. J. W. U
D.lli) ,
wis.
-(urn"11 . ....
"2s- . lilt. R DISPUTED n Ullll.
l' ,' ;' ,v "lcpendli.it upon the moth
OTtir.it
QrMirC !"
.irliln 'J. W. . WW-
foY'"
(- ... . vi run M'i:t t.v Mli.i.. ntrr
V" lfl . l "ks, rntlicr has deserted,
?. In
S- .nw i-ot imi. H years. nn
W w,!IFor Setory. ir ded four
fov.ti?I!i "one workW. Income . No.
.. i.A1 WORKED IN. SHOE FAC-
s)T 'y ,wi; very old. Family in uesi.tu..
!'',' wiling to do any hind of work
l)tn has i lia.l """ experience:
faVaVtilontlnuo ituuy In ocnlnga. J. W.
SM II" w
SliTT HAS worked" "in miiipTT
il?it, Il-d'aS factory. h been out of y.
oiuppTntj
worn
dead.
ISkS-nt.LD "LIKE WO UK ASStSTINO
IXTi. S0.. haa had mmt oipirtente:
I W.flMf ft1 Jontlnuo atudy In evening. J W.
is KM orTO'"'";;iin
ialSIJ J1W lo
sWlffiS-. .. ,t,nllT -XPEIUr.XCEl IN
iOT..0:j !..inrv out o' w.ork..r. months, nn
iOT or. !...rv out of work a mom lis, .an
"?,d.?ni?c ' W H "U
$-,r vu'v lmiollT .frAMAN, lift
CA Rulhweft Philadelphia, would Ilk.
" I -n WfiY TlRiolIT ITALIAN UK,
Algr ..as had experience
HEStlJ-
llke
3- hah HAD KXl'ERICNCH AH
2 Wi roolh'r.la widow, family needs help
i badly J." "
803
Xfc-TWvisir. la.
OUT OF WORK J
any kind of work to support
oanlM, w... ".X.V'chlK Von. J W. U.. SS9,
K5Sv...:,a llTOIH OK" ANY KIND:
Siwrwr. -rk.nB in mil. jon.yon jrt
HC VnAItsT W ANTS WOHK'Of ANY
1Pi'."...V.r dried four oui'r brothora;
:ffl Mitoaupiiort aix on 3Jw .. ;iu.
iOT. J. B "V;. ,-h. nny kind of work.
'w. R 807.
OT rBOMB BXPBB1ENCB lis , MAUUKll
.. mnih.r Is dead J w. 13., 803.
!iT Pousi!i:n-tirn and 2 chil,-
?itn dcitltutc clrrumstnpcc and nd
iff A: Si . excellent rrfcronces from for-
tSaTkii 011 ci-Asmnnit-ip. and
RICM'"i,i;n n.nn nut of work aeveml
liBht lfitn We- Rood rrfrrcncM and wvt
f.r ni.MM. -tois I'onrlton mi'l
'K; bVn out of work all y. ntor Mccpt for
StoWpTrt ilia lfo?..d bntn" s. O. C
!W. "rowelton Dlatrlct, 101S l'oneltoi
7a 1 Jai IA.1 Hill I.IHf 1111 HI rK II
will take an) ork ho
elton
Brfm )
MClTTiAKini TI10ItOlOHl. HiM.Ui.ll
ta nis line ' "o .v.....
st: X.
LTClISlKv. OBBMAN. 0IJ YlIAltS OL.D.
and the family ot
Er hti been dependent on tho earnings of an
man ""."-""
f-ttlr-Oid (Km a CF. t. . ...iiuhii nuu
Si Dlatrlct, S O C. Clarissa street and
jaunit rark avenuu )
;a'r i.ssPF.CTOi-i.Brr 1'osinoN which
AH l.r'r- -.. I,- flllArt ...tit, linhat. ant.
11... nA nn 11c more On wronjr aldo
'libor Question and waa dropucd. Mas wtfo
fAE?ENTUt-JtAN. 35 YBAR8 OLD. 13
:v
,1 ii? And 4 children tho vountrcat In a
kmtt a month olcl b O C. fit-, d'owclton
'Bgui . q. '. zyAO ; "".... -
TjtPENTER--35 Yt;Alta UI.U, llll la
Vf.i.nt references has Ueen out ot work for
4B.ur mont&a. has wife and three children. &.
'M n v. ni7 (N'orthwet District. 52 W.
tVltVn ae.. Otrmantown ) ,
airiET-" SLSioUirn - an amuiucan. tu
u t. ta ntit ni unrlf 1 ftp.initii thorn nftl
.. nst mnrltot for rnrnct fur several months.
J ft 4 h tried without success to secure other
fUf UJltijnip.Ui IIICIll UI1U IIIO muiW.itiB" '
-sa or nil wue nao Btu'iif(i uieir unvi'm
sd this man must hae work ut once. Tliero
,n i Cuuurea inv viucbw i. tursr uiu ui -.no
Utrlct. a O. C, 8JVct Chclten aenuo.J
lARTJET WFAVKK. "WITH GOOli HKFKlt-
eHctK out ot wotk u monina, nua u wuu aim
calldren uepenaeni on jnni t u. i;.. i u.
tneast uistrtct, s. u. u , oju vtnanon at.;
4.KI-ET wavi:h. ..i YKAim om mon
refrtns. has had no wc K for n vear; has
1.1 e m inrco imau cnuuren u (-. ia
rtnKTora jJisirict. urn unity siai.
AULKER AND CHIFPRIt MAN HAS
S6cn out of vhork months ami half. For
( 1?-ar.fc 1iia ruArlriul In fit) it nfina H(
Ml-Vfflp.olrt hew ivhii hum ivnrknl In thn mill.
ifc'.lw out.or work S O c, Oy.1. Northeast
jTOWeVJJjjD. C. JiU North Howard street
S titer wants position on building operation or
Sjvhr: liaB trv irnn.l knnn lfffft of thn
tfErtfc. hti been out of work u lone tlmo and
W, E A. 27U
fBUENT WOIIKEK CUl JJltlUi MAN, tO
I'm M ci.eMent rcreremfs H.i six small
UIMreO. ..Is ttfA hi.Bi i. n itnlriL u.til.m?
Wielp upt3rt the famllv s. o C . No. Cat).
UTOiana mat , 1-j.i.- s 47th pit )
KUtUFFKl'It - (lOOD ALlnOUND MAN
limn a position with family, nhoro his
lvlfa ran do houscwoik or to klne. Iuh ex
.'?!!' "ferCntea for oobrltty ami honeity.
BlfiUFFETJR. COLnltKD. HAS GOOD 11BF-
nerftH'es.- out of work ill winter, will tnl.o
in w.uirr, wi'i iaun
nupjioit Ills wifo nnd
T-J (bouthwest LUC,
..was ne can get to
:' cnuorcn t,. u C
!I0B. 21 It )
HlPPEU AND I'M LKEJt - WITH LAST
. ---- - . - . v,4,iv'j i tia. siv a va
.00 a unrkm.in m r.t n-.ii -. .,.,,.i,a 3 r
F- Tw. (Northeast rtistri. t ; ri tJit v
W'lK - AMUITIOIS YOFNU MAN. J0
tjxtrji old. graduaio of gr.imrur bchool. and
n attended Tempi rollege ror two eurs; haa
30 be1 n ma Phi Ilia nnarntnr ii,lll tab. inv
wlt llut l offered htm S O C. No uui
Ki "ctaTuA1?0 DUt' Uunllna 1urka
TV-lt. o a a-r. . .
I HBfjIOVrVl In Inruft itanurlmknt ..a ... I.. ..
saa aaleaman and held responsible piaco until
w! ojcairo alack Ills widowed mother do-
vw ixcairft aincK Ills ldoe
aatiDi oa ntm tor ittpport. ond u
Kji n ,hey w"' " up usa
unieHS no Rets
:ainst u iiura
JJtK-? YEARS OID. Willi" Vl.UV
ill x inmrt tilu o. . ,i ....i . i. - i .
fcVllDi, J-ias fi"ln "'' "rk four month.
iwr.: 5 atrrn DUlrlvt. &U, U
rfS-3Aa, Wft?.AS -V . ISCCBIJ.KXT
ariV"uS.ro " nu it uoi
bfthV rJ ."v-"' " een utiu orr owms
E.A, 268 "" tl-eiieni cnaructcr.
5S VS,,h.k,.,n.? -.'". 'K" Hn la worn out and
.axfil Ut. to takn fl MnnnnAi,, (nK c .ra
KWriKf?r.nyEA 1S P.U. W1T" OOOll
? "JBr.rn.c.,'" '.". "e!lns ork to tint ho
EL,X&2,tJ1 'fo...ho ha been 111 for
Kairtii im't. u, :. tJ'u taprlnis Oarden
ipillM ISKJJrandyw Ine at )
"UV-WOlIIKKll AT LVST I'Ul'l! IMOIH.
m ' kT 'mrU?hl aged mother anj
WaS&Sri No S tSouthwcat District.
Ba't:iorA..t'0nMES. I'HEIOHT TIIAN3
.SP"'el Clirk aire &0. rrnrrl.,1 w.Ta nm
rntiiur
lil :o7.
""Inn. aubcr.
wifa now
vitn boou
reference
"?.S"f-SF"roq?.n RPBRB-0E3
i ZiXZt ," iu mm orr tniy on
Sfaf.JtfL i",Vs ""all c,!trt''
St'a D,a',o:AJJ?vA .VBTlW
(irt. iiH. i . ' " ccivnvi3a). fiaa P?eil OUS
'- v. i... i.Lj. fKranurnh! iiiotrirr
l: IMtlTnltyat) "
, ifo, a"
ItrTi IM
KMKIItKIt. II VH UfcjTK
montii two chidreu ill.
can lurnlsh rwerencea.
"flBKH Buy,
IT YBABS OIJ). O ).N"2
kits'. SL1',1 ""HI- of oul
ouiu Ilka to wore
i erv uood recom
l5.
f i'Ton. ? yea'hs oub.'bunnit ArJO
slrtii cT r MSr- inn - ui, en
5jr.t .leiartreeiit lll take anytblnK hJ
a he hja 4 Lhlldreu; tli oldeat 10 and
KTr'T X montua. ii c. un t j'owtl"
IHH tt Q V. Mil Mudl.n n. '
U.Lt. II, .VMra EXCKI.LPWT nalfKR-
a KoriieJ la last plao 0 yj.t. out of
for a I. ontha. ha. a. wlf. and 3 small
!.,. .V ' T;i. 'Norluaaat Dutrkt, 8.
S3W North Howard atT)
EK Cl'NU AND KN'KItatTlC. .HAS
nti.iy ajisi, iur at the plaia where
w- cmpioyea in ine paac. itaa inau
Jwt taa beo unauccaaaful. A wife nj
-.-,. utu u.woa n uiiu b, u. ; .
i if Ulul. and pth Ward Dlatrlct, J7J0
nTliB IS
Ard. lu beat
I A .r.K. if.w.i 1 rnf
lira ia teat, with uiie nun of atone con-
.. wa years, ana when uu lwaur em-
, .ana when nu larnur em-
Ti. "".'..?u' o' ouaiueaa M uut out. lie
toe children to support and ouht to
oua uua ur toinu one lequlrlnu a
on biav work E Aj SH ,H'w""i
.H ii. ifc,4iH nr.n "vviTit"n(w.
"iia Imu bevn out ot work for seven
r" 'Ippled father and mother and
t-ft,ibit ou otiu tt u. i' 7au.
VtH man 4ii frms .-.i.ri wi.u
Kli ,; -' i'liii aooa newaiutpcr leierenrea;
EwL..ie,'vU!n under 13 ytara. a. O. C. Tii
Kfl,d D' 1232 S 4Tth it.).
rThSlT' W'Uf,Bn-COl7o"HED. &IAtj 3;
r!TV Ola uhn ! 1a .. . na.l . Innu.
i .tie en , n been out at work all
he ii ,. u y u,,, Uf ork h ao
it'0 'In . t unl uui thllarenT.
i i,ui , u li .. .11 Lllit 1 .IA M
, WRK NEEDED QUICKLY
,.tL"!f folnMnoet Ihln classllcalfon an
ffcl.2 -I'iJ J' fumlere la pfren nail how
JIA1.B
nitivrn-io YKAits ntn" hIohiTy" uec-
21n.m,nd.?l .ty former emploer, Is seeklnc
iV,Ik "L,5?,..he .n Lrolde lor hi Alfo nnd
vi"A M P.' L No (ll. (Northwest Dlatrut,
VJ V chclten nie. Oermantown t
, l) M.n!'.7,n0O.D MAN, WITH EXPF-UIENCB
1 i.nl2!!n!1Klln?, 'O". "InRle.or doublo teamaj
a!.?u'lr". """Ily and would mako some tlrm
a vciy good cmplojc. E. A, 27J,
i 'aa.Kali.TMA: T'lOilOUDHI.y PAMII.IAFl
ii?i. orflaif. V"1,1oJob.'',i h-U'M-y g.od tef.
n r mi t-..-!.0'2 Pwellon Dlatrlct. J.
o. c.i tois row elton avenue.)
uL"11V!?,n,Ar5t,?,icAN!C-MAN, 4 M0NTH3
out of work, l.ua a wife and two amuli ihli.
''"" dependent, upon hln 8, o T i"
Somhnc.t District. 8. o C. 1115 South 2-lid
DIllVK.t ,t YBArtS OI.1J. ll.VIU:itSl',ND3
...hvrM ,tl"V';'"hly. .Rooil rcferenwa. Sill tako
Snn u m w,5rkH,l;!' " lle and two chll
nV,im,aVr )- !"!,wln Dlst.. 4U14
tiniVKK, WITH OOOD nErEHBNCES, HAS
.".". ',iWk,,,u.", '"'lit nalrlea has n wlf
muvi-ti. wirn Timr.BiirN'diiv "citn.:
dreti dotnilln on his support, ileslrcs in
Immediate position, tan offer good "ferencS
and Is oobcr and Industrloua E A , 2S8
DjUVBIl' AND MAUHtNlsrs IIKU-En.l4
jeara old, will take an thing hn can get tu
do. has good reference s. o i , No. 050
(trankrord Dlst,, lfttiUnlty at)
faiiiVhii-is ."Veaiis old, " with-iIooC
rpfeiencc, will take nr,, work that ho enn
8" 1 nlk it.1)0' 6:a",ern Ulstrlc'- TW
bllltSll H7llil HOOD HE! P.hUNCKS.
who has had only part-time work all win.
ter. h seeking a steady Job. a. O. c. Tw)
tl'owelton Hist., 4018 I'on elton nc).
P1.1 J-"" '" WITH A COAL Kllllt
11 number of eara nnd la euro ul, tobcr, hon.
IL!"' olillgltiir, haa Ijrgefamllj. K, A., 7S.
DIt LLANEIt-TlIOnOL'llllLV hM-t.llf-,
cntvd, willing to do any kind of work: his
lainlly nnd he face eviction, we nro doing our
Sfi.?"1 J ?ll!hA.'amlJr. Lu he needs work
UYirMIXKIll aoOlTREFETtENCi:B7bUT o?
...w?,rK ,llue Chrlstniaa. "does not want char
il. but work, hna two children, a. O. C,
..u. ...,. .frnnhrorii ijivc, 10.4 irnuy at )
m i:rt and clkaneu-has haia iajxh
cxporlen..p wuu local establlslimcnl, la a.
quick and willing worker and Is sobct and
honest, hna a large family to aupport and Ij
dcapcrito from want of rood and worry. K.
ElOHl'EP.N-YEAU-OLir UOY, "TllO JIAS
worked In mills, will taku an kind of work
ha can get. haa had no work for two months,
la oiu.. of 11 liirise fnmll. w O. U TJfl (North
went Wat.. r,2 U-.thcIten nve., Utn ).
ELDl-..!!!.'. MAN IMUllLY lUX'UMML.M'll.L.i
Is altllleil in ull kinds of packing and can do
tho work properlt so as to procut loies. L".
A., 71t.
ELI-C'lttlC CllANfrTtL'.N.NKP. MAN OF .IJ
5 curs, has been out of work 2 months; has
a louiiR child and a delicate wile. 8 O. c. Kl)
(Woodland District, S. O. C l."!2 South 47to
street.)
X.L1XTU1CIAN AND 8l)U LBriEH 0.lt
rler. M c.ua old. will take utiithlng he can
get to do, has four Uilldren, the )uungest a
nm.il, iby. ono of tho children is tubeiculir.
SO , No. 017. (Woodland Dlst., 1231 a.
4"th )
EI.ECTHICIAN A YOUNG, AMMTIoVs
and Industrloun man, whoso aged mother is
depending absrilutel on his support; reference
from his last emploer aro the bust. K A , ."i..
irLECTRIOIAN-lll.lli: 1H A UOOIJ MAN
who net da work bad! and Is experienced In
ever branch of thy. work, irobcr uud trust
worthv Is the rccommrndjllon of his former
Ullployir. L. A.. 277
ELIXTHOryPBlt TalB .MAN 'l.a WOUK
cd for u jcura in ono place lii, a wlfu and
0 children, the oldest 1-. oungct 8 months.
Ono of the chlldim Is uaralyztd and has to
he taken to tho hospital three times a week for
treatment, a O. C.. 370 Southeast District,
B (). C . 5J0 Wharton street.
Er'EVAlDlt OPEHATOIl A 10-YEAH-OLU'
boy deslrea a poaltton as elevator outrutor.
but Is willing to take un thing lie la one ot
a family now on the lists of tho Society for
Organizing Chailtv. With a brother. 21 years
oil, has been aupoortlng u widowed mother
and a ouug brother, but 2 months ago loit
his position. Elder brother a toncahoieman,
has been out ot work alnco tall Society desires
work for this latter also. Caao proved thor
oughly ilea, rt Irg Ilexlstcrod at the Wood
land Dlatrlct office. 1J.U youth 47th street.
riloS. 0C. 570
EHI'.ANn HOY. COLORED 15 VEAIIS OLD,
will tako work ot any kind to help mother
dtid an aunt support a rumllv conM'tlng of
10 ctlldren and 0 adults, adults Include sev
eral aged womun unable to work, aid urgent:
boy w III do anything. J W. H. 8S.1.
ERRAND BOY-COLORED HOY. 15 YEARS"
wanta work to support himself and mother.
mother also seeks housework or laundry work.
J. JIV.I) K30 , .
EXPERT DRY CLEANER 1 he Society for
Organizing Charity haa on Its list of ap
plicants a man who, after ateady emplo) meat
aa an expert dry cleaner for many cars. has
been out of work for the last ear. He says
ho I willing to clean anything to support a
wlfo and two littlo children References. Reg
istered at Woodland District Onico. 1-IJ South
47th atreet. File S. O. C, SH2.
TARMWORK "YOUNO COI'I'LE, "aCOUS"
tomed to fnrmwork, would like to return to
the country. They hao 3 small children. 8.
O. C (Ill (Powelton District. S. O. C 401S
1'owelton Hvenue) '
FATHERLAND SON. HAVE WORKED JN
factnr, out of work RI weeks; II In family.
N'o one working Must have work quickly. J.
W U. S8.1.
1-lRlfMAN - Diai'llAHGED (HO.SOUAllLY)
In January Iroin rny at the itmo occupa
tion, has excellent record: la married and
wife Is HI willing to do nnjthltig E. A, 211
I HITMAN, MARRIED WITH SEVEN OHIL
drcn haa been out ot work and the Aid Com
mittee .isk for Immediate assistance. I.'.
A T
FlHl.MAN --"HOY. 10. HAS OOOD REFER
encea us lirdian on a boat where he was
last emplojod K O. C. 711 (Southeast Dlst..
Mil Wharton u ). '
FU'OR I'LANEIt AND SCRAPER "WITH"
wife and c, chlhheii uetda work badly, has
excellent icferimes. E A, 2,V.
OARUENElt. "VITH OOOD REFERENCES.
will take any kind of work he can get a.
oc. 70'i (Po.illonpist.. 40KS I'on t Hon ave.Js
OARDENElt. "Oil ANY" LR1HT WORK
around country place, this man waa In
jured ubout It years ago und Is unub.o ta dj
nea work, his laat emplocr waa perfectly
aatlaflod with him saying hu Ij sober, hones:
und very careful. E. A., 280.
OAltDENEE AND COOK German. 07
veaia (,ld. would like position as gardener,
or will tuko a place where hl wi(o could also
bo cmuhAcd ua i ool. Roth have virv 400 1
references. S. o C No Ull, (Eastern DIs
tilu .(.Is S I-iwreme st
ULAhS-HLOWER WITH GOOD , HEFER
ents will take ani kind of work hu tan
gel to support his wife and live chlldtcu, hla
v ifo has been working to help aupiort the
fumlb, but la nu longer ublc to do ho S O
l Tb2 (Southwttt Dlsirlct I III! H 22tl t.).
OROCERY CLERK-A HUSTLEIt, WHO HAS
excellent reference from former emplujer
and knows the business thoroughly, Is trjlns
to get u Job so he can pay his rent and keep
ru little tamiiy toKeiiicr. u -.1.
UROCEllY CU.llK. 21 YE.VRS OLD VERY
good releriticea. la the onlv Hiiupori uf his
moth, r ami futher SOU 771 (Northeast
District. jM10 N.Hoard at.).
iTATrKRTlfiS MAN JIAS "WORKED IN
one place for,21 senrj. Ho gave up his
work to start In business for himself, but Tailed
because of the unusual Industrial und financial
situation In the country this veur. (Nhetown
and 'Huca District. S. o. C. U18, Hunting
1'ark avenueand Clarlsaastreet.)
HORSEbllOER-WELL RECOMMENDED I1Y
last imulasci. with whom he vvoiked 2 yeare.
1: a. t-.
HOSEMAN IXIRMEItLY IN FIRE DEPART.
ment and with dewrtment store, has excel,
lent references and needs the work badly.
E. A.. 2.0. .
HOSIERY MACHINE ERECTOR - THOR.
ougly expcrlemeu man needs work badly.
Last rmplo)er compelled to let hlni go owing
to lack of work after employing him several
years. E. A . 2itt X,
HOUSEMAN, 24 YEARS OIJ), ITALIAN. HAS
good references ua to character, a recent em
plo)er eaja he la eery obliging ami desirous
to do well, formerly waa u watchman lit a
factory for two tr-, and haa worked some
at the tailoring trade, Is changing hla oc
cupation because, he cannot get the kind uf
work he haa been doing S, o. I". ITU (South.
east Dlatrlct, M'l Wharionst, ).
iTotlaEMAN. PORTER. JANI10I.-SOBt.R7
Industrious, with tho boat recommendation,
apeaka Herman and English E. A 201.
HOt'SK PAINTER-ITALIAN JOnER. IN-
duitrtoua and, efileleiit, wanta work to tuu
port a wife and 8 ihlfdrsn. He, haa Lean out
of employment for ft mont 1a. and Is registered
at tho Sixletv for Organ sing ohnrliy. South.
eastern piatrttt Olflce. Mu Wharton atreet.
c"s " fullv, imeatlgated l.y tlw SoclMy ami
found worthy Flla 8 O C., aT
TiClt'SE PAINTKU-THROWN OUT OF KM.
Blovinent 4 rnontha ago. a hotiw painter with
experience apd excellent rjferemea. wants
work of any kind to support hla wlfa and U
children all under 11 lears. H la registered
t.0thS Society for.Orcaul. n Charily, at lb
Woidfand WstrlcVUOii: J28S South NTIh
street File 8. O. C 1MB
HUCKSTER OH DRIVWn- WITH SPLENDID
rtferSice; Kaa a wife and tout amaVt chil
dren S O, D 7iu ll'owetton nut. so j-w
FEMALE
vIoKB WIDOW Willi CORK LB WANTS
iTpSSo to do light touMwofk, or can.
take a pUca aa cook ft ,ull family wh
uther urtanta are kept TnU taaaj la worthy
imultftote iai.alanc'. aha la tltly
hwueXai an3 la Ulug takeu cara of until
wEraii bi obtaJtwd for her. Beat of refer.
noa. Very efficient at cooking & A-. Jlu.
a'ycTiTnwTdow wouuj liku to dq
ofttca tlnlrj tc. ,hli. wtuKjl : W cblldreju.
C iS (aouthwast DUtrlot. ifis s. m. JU
nxY-i wsnicmrrswoMXisTirwTu
District; 12W 8 4Tth t.
BAV!, ORK OR CI.EANINO - COLORBD
wlJow with good references la seeking work
to aUPPOH child and delicate !' wig "
diujntleli on Uk 8- or Tint. iNIoatonna gad
lloga JjKtilci ST Ol HuntlugTarkate aJ
Clarlua. al )
DA 4 WORK MIDIH B AUJ.P ')MAS
win. gjcd ifiema 4-uld Ilk- work b tu
d,t .1 .Uanliig I. Iil.ia tJ .'.o.ld PH It..
WOHK NEEDED qUICKIZ
At iht hetilnrtnff of this cfosallfaffon, aft
rirplan&llon 0 Key JVumteri la pli-fii naif ftoto
facse ncetfp tndliMvali mnp he rcachtd (ju)cWp.
JP.MAI.E
Ef.DEIU.Y WOMAN. WITH OOOD REI'UIl
"ifi l-he work In n small family 8. O
C. 701 (Southwest District 111(1 8 SSd at.)
KNBitoETii' PoLIsh oian, who Hah
worked n liundren in one of tho large ho.
tel In thli city, will do any kind of cleaning
work that la offered S O , No. 0S1 (South-
can Dlst., MO Wharton street )
MANICURE-WIDOW "WOttT.tf LIKE WoltK
In in puinhllshmcnt or In nrltnio families
hn" to sunport her Otuahter who la In dell
rate health. 8 O V., No rm i.Vleetown
amlTlo- Hunting Park nve a-jd riarli t.)
,middlb-A(ji:d italTan woman kiiy
poor, competent dressmaker on children's
clothes, mnat hate help aoonj this la an urgent
rase J w. It. poT
MTl.iH.h-A.fiT WomaJJ. irSTr'nt R 1.7
alone wtnta In do n-ndlng ir darning: .nil
go out hj (he .It c week, very deserving!
ery much In hee E. A.. Sod
MILL 'ORKRR-'11!lL, 20" YEARS OLD.
who haa been a looper In a hosiery mill
Win lake any work ahn can get to help sun
hort her mother, small brother nml sisters,
who are dependent on her. Has been out of
work twt months and has good references from
lur lait enii.lnur S. (l, C . No. t.rtl. (ttatern
)'itiit us p. Ijiwrcnce at )
MOTIIKIl AND
two DAVcurrcns want
if rnn.llt r.eentlv rfeserted.
leiving. the mother with children: all are
worg miner or
Rtris ine vnunxent r. inonihs old: moiner an,i
two eldeit clnuchteri 1(1 and II years old.
want nnv kind of work nt onco ft homelesi
joung woman !i veara old. belne carod for
In thl" famllv, nlo seeka employment alnco
desertion, metier hna been doing laundrv work
at home, hut Ii no longer ablo to get It.
J. W. U S7T.
BEAM'ITIlESS-WOMA.V IS SliEKlNO HOME
owing so that sho can support her three
small (hlhlreu S O. 0. TOS (Powelton Dis
trict 401b I"ow elton nve.)
SKWINO - WOMAN WITH I ClIILDltf.N
wants to do sewing to suppor Hie family
until her husband, who has been unemployed
for several weeks gets work they nre abso
iutely without runda, the Inv eatigator reports
(tint ttiev nm i.rv re.i.erlnl.l, i.t.il llAV.. A
real hone, the 10-year-old tlnuahter alao
eta a, IIUI m. 111? lu-jrni-uiu cm
wanta a.iv kind of work E. A.,
217
BEWtNtl - A CliRMANW!bMAr DlfHlRES
Plain rewing ene ta tno solo aupport ot an
Intalld huahand and four children ranging
fiom 4 month to 0 enr of nge. Ihe hue
tiand la a longshoreman who has been 111 for
mouths aufre-lng from rheumatism and lack
of proper nourlshrtent E. A , 102,
fW BI'IMI WI)Mn7 DEaEllPBD I1Y ftl.lt
huslutml, I seeking day's work lo aupport
h. r child. S o (' , No. T'-S il'owelton l)li
ttlct 4D1S Powelton ave )
THIS WOMN HAS WORKED W'YIIAIW IN
0110 place, haa .1 clilldrep to support, hna had
no work since Christmas. 8 O. ( J4U. (North
eaat Dlstrltjt 8. O C, 2.11(1 North Howard at )
WEAVE!! TWO ENOL1S11 WOMEN." WITH
good references have worked several jenra
n .otton npestry weivcra H O. ( 7,11.
(I'rnnkfnrd District S O '., ir.ll I'nltv at 1
widow,"" hepEMdinu - vihely (-pon
her own teaourcea. has beet, out of work over
o month, would like sewing by tho day or
win sew nt home, vert uibetit case ,1. W.
II . SO"".
WINDER IN MILL -THIS WOMAN HAS
had to become tho hroad-vvlnner on account
of her husband's Illness with tuberculosis. Sho
Is trlng to aupport her .1 small children. Tor
,1 months she hia not bien al.to to get any
work. S. O C. Wt iNnrlhenst District, B. O.
C, '.'atil North Howard street.)
WOMAN Willi FOl'R'HMALI. CI!fLDltEN7
husband out of work, want day's work of
any kind This case la ury worthy ot nsalst
an,e, nnd they aro al.r.oit UORtltute for food
and clothing Have been given temporary uld
until work tan he obtained E A.. !lir.
WOMAN. JEWISH, Ml'ST HAVE "WOUK TO
support famllv of ' thlldren Iluibnni! Is
seriously 111 When Investigator called ho was
shown a box of stale brend which was put In
the oven to soften Here Is a woman who must
have work. J W. It.. MS.
WOMAN WHOSE HI'SIIXNI) la UNAHLfi
tu work btconre of 111 hinlth. wanta place to
cook. Husband could do light gardening Will
ing and tc nnxlona to work Almost without
food. E. A. 30.1. J
WOMAN, DESBRTr.D 1IY HUSUANl). "WITH
7 small children und Infant In artna nnd ngol
mother to auprort. wunt ilaj n work of uny
kind Pitiful situation E. A. o(i2
WOMAN WITH J SMALL CHILI RfcSrLN-
valld husUtntl want diy'a work, laundry,
cletnlng or plain sowing. Destitute clrctim.
Etances. pleads for work. E A 2UU.
WOMAN. WITH SMALL CHII.DIIEN. HUS-
l.nnd In hospital with broken leg. wants tlay'a
work ot ttnv kind. I rg tit iRse; erge or
start ation. E. A HOI ,
WOMAN, WITH 5 CHILDREN TO SUPPORT.
wnnts ant kind of work by tho tlty, house
work, cleaning or laundrv work. B A. SUP.
WOMAN. WITH 4 CHII.DIIEN TO Sup
port, wants housework or sewing. Worthy ot
assistance. K A. .".00
WOMAN, WHOSE III SHAND fS A lTllLT-
lcn Invalid, wants to do plain sowing in her
home E A. !'0I.
WIDOW "-PHPHNDINI! r.NTIRELY UPON
her own resources lit been out of work over
a month, would like sewing by the day or
will sew nt home, very urgent case. J W. M.,
Oil .
YOFNC. VND BNERlIETir WOMAN, 21
tears old. wishes place at servlco or will take
nuj thing sho can get to do to holp support her
mother nnd father, who aro dependent on i.er;
hn had n work for four month s. O. C.
?:7. (Spring Harden Dlatrlct H. O. C, 1S3J
Rrnndywlno at )
AUTOMOBILES
WE STORE jour automobile and loan money
on It at low rates. Acme Loan Company. 2031
Kensington nve.PhoneKvnBlnjitnn 0I1.
.BUSINESS NOTICES
PRIVATE LOCK MAIL IIOXE3 TO RENT,
PINEST IN THE CITY. .'IS N. IH10AH 8T.
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
RARE OPPOR'll'MTY for live man For sale
tovon (7) a. t irodel woolen spinning plant
In Phllid. Iplila. uwnei will tuko half value
of maihlnirj In sto. k of ouiiaut If formed.
David S. 1 11 own A. hon, C'Jlh and Haverford
ave.. Philadelphia
AN INTEREST In an established and well pay
lug painting contracting buslnta. doing bet
ter class of work u good upiHirtunlty for a
competent man of good appru.it h L 211,
Ledger Central
CARPET CLEANING
wi:s rTifiL.. monarch SToTtAOB-co"
3C. PER YARD .1S70-72 LANCASTER AVE
CLEANING AND DYEING
OSTRICH FEATHERS AND TANCIES j
lUC.Artr;u. cu.o .le 11.110., i,..,r UJlCTit.lut,
DRESSMAKING AND MILLINERY
IiRESSMAKlNO taught, short, pnic. course.
MtDunell. 307 DencKa Ilhig , I lth .v Market,
HEMSTlTCHINCf"done while ou "wait. " A.
Relchard, 111.1 Chestnut. Pit toriai Jlevlevypat.
FrMsnTCHLM) tlono vi 111., toil wnlt, he. per
urd. Pleating olsii Nachman. 700 Arch st.
FOR SALE
Ufl.l.lAlll) lUOl.
omllnatlnn,
2,1 liantl bought,
XO (llrard ave
sold rented, exih'd
Kearer.
HEATING
"MAKIN-KELSEY HEATING-
lletter and cheaper than hot water or steam.
Pure fresh air with normal moisture.
CUTS COAL HILL IN HALF
6 and 8 N. 18th
INSTRUCTION
IV.U1TIMB PIANO LKSONS taught In ill lea.
sons, wilte for booklet riirlstenaen Hchoola,
iPCil Ueriiiatituv.il ue , Ia2u IMaker at,
BllORTHANIx-Kajp't teacher will accept ttchol.
ava, ea terms. II, IW), llr. Lett., jliOi. Mkt.
OLD GOLD
TiOUUHT, SLD "
DIAMONDS H-XOHANOBIJ. WINCOl.PH.
APPRARU-Hi IS N. JSTH ST.
WANTED
RI IRIMITI MJP Antique, planoa, eto, part
Kens. Furniture Co., 3143 Kensington Ave
ROOMS FOR RENT
ARCH. I4U-1420 tllrtutd and Arih) clow to
ever) thing of Internal. Urge, clean. anu
rooma moat reaaonablo rates: IntimUmte.
RAHINO 8t 3SlS(TJHS"CHlLTON)-2 tlrt-
rioor rooms, suit dentist, doetor, or upurt-
menta. Mrs Relle McClaln. manager.
IHtOAP, S7, 3JB New management, fur rms ,
titan, teauf heat. lths ry reasonable.
iTRQAI.N7 eao-Furnlhe.I "roiou for" light
housekeeping. teem heat, hot water.
itfiuWN 13f Kxteptlonally like room for
light houkpii J . renauuabla telephone.
CATHARINE, lia-Wli-furnUed rooiii for
gntlii.en. private family. Dioklnson ms X.
i'ATHARINlfl. WMS-Clasiu. LrlgUt, uoinfortable
rooms, furn. or unfurn Phone Lcwtwt W.
OHK8TNUT T- 40ia-Flrat.e)ia rooui, ad
story front, furnished o.- unfurnlahed, flsj
gejitlenuti of buslneaa wooiiti rufeieitces.
clilfiSTNUT. 4I Kxcep. vaci., wainiTcheer.
ful rooms, conva . hoard optional nboae
CtJMBBRlAND,K,a3)aV-NlcaJy furuUltaJ room
far gentlemen, IiomelU. Phoi.e Ktua. W A.
ERIK, W.. lluv-CommiaWy JuiiiutUfd room.
toar'd optluiml raaaonubli
w. we, i tt w .
GRATZ. 2U2 (alx Dla
married couple' twarcl ji
i3J- Koond fioBtT
n d homo porch.
JjSFFFRSON 1806- Pi It ate family desires to
rent U UtH.. .....iIC VI vu fuiw, iuruu.llHt
ui wnluinlehed Photp gj Lodger CcutieJ
MASTH 1720 PuruUhed rocuis"lnjle or eu
suits U. Ill hu 41 keen. at rcaauAaiila vheme
llNT(,oMBH AVE ri.l NUIi fuiuuihad
rooma i.iodcrn iju.a c lUnt .afal buard
API. . e. v w v e'ej.la ena"
BOOMS FOR BENT
I'AXON, N , 21 -comfoftnhly futn Nat ra-
flned home, near aid 1. gentfemen pret Phone
PltTK 140'Pcheerful alnal? room, neatly fur-
nlahod. Dieklnaon, SSSO I). ,.
pqVl?r.f6N, 3ot-Tno of three rooms Hh
Private both: 2d door. mo1ernconv' Phone
JipfiUcfS. SOiSDealrnWe aulte with nrlvftte
hath open hrc phone owner
HI'llCCE. lioS-Prltntc family will rent tor
room to refinrd gentlemen
KI'ltl.t'E. "fsns Vcfj7" nttmcllte single "ml
double fur d vaca . nil coma. Wal iRH w
SPRITE, li In Very large T floor mom beau
tlfully film., other vnmnclulrn. wa.ter,
i'.NAXHO, 1112 Prltnt.. fnmlls " rteslri to
tent well-fnrnlshed suite, complete for houao-
keeplng alao parlor. Tioga, 411
WALN'lt, i:ioi-Ire alltlng room. 2.1 floor
itnfurn. alm amall tnom l'reaton 2721) i.
VviNI5(ilt Ml S51 i21st and Ilronl-Sd noor
tooma hoitac-Kccnlnc all lontenlencee. pnone
lBTII. V.,i(KiR Setriid front alo room, adjoin
Ing hath, f 10 monthly, phone
1T.TII, N . IHM -Finely furn. looms, home, com
forts; phono, excellent location; reasonable
KnifTN, ITOI-i'umrnrtahly furnlahod .tojin
on 3.1 lloor board optional. Diamond MIS W
iilNI, , 421 Well-furnlhe.i Sd-lioot '.front
reaaonablo, home comforts Locust 0l'a3 w
17TH. N mm-Vurf room 111 private family
gentleman: photo nt Lcdacr t entral
iTa'T.. , 21.1-W'ell furnished rooma In rellncd
neighborhood, home rum ta conv t Phone.
fill S' , 1ST Nleel) furn. rooms, refined neigh
borhood; near L, prltnto family, phone.
Wd and Snnsom-Furnlshed
rooms, men only. m;H.
W ESI' RltANl'II shower hatha, near L. all the
V. M. l A. tomforls of home Phone llel-
mont 4USI. KVjWt ,ll
Nl.ATLY"furnlaheii room In'reSned nellhhor-
hood or Overbrook board optional Uel Ias0.
llACHEt.OH APT -I nr 2 beau furn, bath,
exclu aectlon W Phlla. Preston 22CII II
BOABDINQ
(IM'SPNIT, 2W.-i Well-furnlhed Sd-llo'r
room, cxnllent tnble, phone Ian ul .1.111
POWELTON, 4inT-Prlv. fnmllyT bright from
room, wish refined lady or gentlemen
RACE, .lilt Trained nurao hna pleasant li me
for rellncd people desiring good acoomniodii-
tlon; apetlal care of Invalids or elderly per-
Bona Preston '1305 D.
aPRlVl-r 1021V Cheerful "room, single, or en
huIIo: private bath, excellent board
SPIU'CIT I2.M-2U (ltrlsmnnde)-rurnlhett rim.,
lnpleen suite: tirltate hatha table noarti
SIUfCI.7 12.10-Sulte or rooms, prltato both,
nnd nil". 1ildoor front' tnble hotrd
Sl'ltt'CE a I'.. 40111 Rooms' with hoard, single
,r en rulto excellent table board' phone
W M.I.ACE. IN.il-Mce furn well lirnted,
hot ttiti ex. client tnble. convs . phnno
WALNUT. niiOS Wurm. pleosnnt rooms beau
tiful neighborhood, board Preston Hl.i A.
lllTII, N., lC20-Wcll-furnl"hcd second-floor
loom, next hath, electric lights board
"lOI'lf N ,"(o-Prlato family" will hoard re-
tlned gentlemen: com to tlty. liarlng 8
4 ID, S, 411 Nliilyfurn. rooms, homo coin-
forts, coiiten to cltyoorioptjon-ilphone.
60PH 8 , "lal Handsomely fur., 2d front,
restricted neighborhood, prltnto: hot-wilef
l.ent;elec llghta, oxtel. board Pel I I'l . W
INVALID of rl.tcfiv couple aftell excelleMt
cara: nurse's private homo llelmont .".. t 1.
Tnlilp Il.uiril
CHESTNUT, 40ls-0ood tnblo. nlco neighbor
hood, convenient to city. Preston IViJl D.
Photo iHsuhijoLnt Ledstr Central .
Suiiitrhiin
tJERMANTOWN, 213 W Rittenhouie at., he
tween W.ijno nnd Orecne Desirable rooms,
with board. Phono t'.tn. K.73 X
BOARD WANTED
WANTED Uy p'.tslclnn, office, bedroom, with
or without hotrd: with refined family In
Overbrook, bet. Mlth nnd 01th. on Overbrook,
Sherwood or Drexol nte. 1. 3rrt, l.olgor lent.
APARTMENTS
WISSAHICKON AVE.. fl2M-r230 II.
APARTMI-VTS. J33
11 room and buth. itwnlngs. screena and
abutter hatha
JAMI.S W I AW S ATTORNEY,
PIS LAND TITLE 1ILDO .
Key with Janitor In rear.
WMJnUT. 1222-24 (Kenwood) Deslrnl.le yncs..
single ov en sulto. priv hatha w 111 furnl.h to
suit tennnf moderati rent. Walnut HIS4.
WALLACE, 1SU Ttvo unturn, apts. : 2 rooms.
ono with piltale bath. IHiplar 1130
l6THN , Ihiix-Comf, furn. bachelor apt . with
private bath, iulcktransportatlon
Tt-Fll. S E COR WALLACE Two largo
rooirB, prlate Kith, hardwood floors, refer-
cm-o I'npltr 1M
OVERllltOOK Rooms, alngle ur en aulte;
boartl onjjirljvamlli.0erbrook 1500 P.
CHILTON APARTMENTS
321S liarlng et ,
Two flist-lloor room, with uritnto lath, ault
nl.le dentist or doi lor or nmrimentB Mrs
ll.lli M.I lain mgr Hell phone IT. aloti 1,3(11
ji7MQ IIPAI1 Handsomely furnished
LIU1N O I1LAU nllBi liia-io LecusL
8iaKJELEYAI'ARTMENTS. 13th and Pine
B rooms andbatn bco Janitor.
DOCTOR "will rent In hi private home two
large rms . kltch'to. prlv hath 223 N. 20th
HOUSEKEEPINQ APARTMENTS
CHESTNUT, 4222-Thlrd tloor, light housekecp.
Ing unfurn., 18. film., .'U 2d floor, unturn..
Ji',1. furn . JI3. Superior bedding phone.
TSir N PITH ST Parlor, triune bath and
kltchtnttte hot-water heat, ?12 Waldman,
UIH nirur.1 ate Poplar IRW.
llAITLMORi:. 4130-SubIet hskpg apt., 2d fl..
rma.,hath porch, heat 4: hot w. llurlng 20CSW.
lSot'MoNTHOMERY 2d Hour. I rooms, bathi
t .. ........It Iran line hnr.ulfnl llCillt .
VOU VACANTIA "amr eompleto Information
of nil npnrlmenti FREE, consult
APARTMENT BUREAU
mill and Kpruce his Phone Walnut OSO. or
write for March ' Aptriment Directory."
REAL ESTATE EOR SALE
IllUlltTIl 'liu Ji,u 1 "- ..----
CITY
OWNER of four 3-story .-room dv filings near
l'rnnt and la-hlgh will satrlllce same for a
nulek sale rent 12 per month eath assessed
at Juno em h wnter rent, u each: first mort-t-ngt'
tiw each, are underdralncd baths,
toilets, rinse gas, etc., and nre In tlret
.las" condition Address P 002. Ledger
Oltlce
Ambler, ln.
iin SPECIALIZE In HUburhan pronertt along
tho P. and It.; Hethlehem and Dojlcstown
hran"lica, we offer suburban homes, farms,
improved ountry plncea and building sltca;
tve can eatlsfj nn reaaonablo purchaser.
H. J. DAflER. Inc.. Ambler, Pa
Olcnolili'ii. ln.
NEW S-ROOM DWELLINO. latest Imnroto
inenla Apply 31 Parker ave. .
lluiiilonni'lil.N. .1, ,
have-"Several pink properties jt
1 bargain i iirlcVa WM CAREY MARSIIALU
r.U Felenil at. ca twien
yatlinml Park. N. J.
IIUNOALOWS, Iota 23IM: near trolley; over,
looking DeJ. (treatcr N J. Co. HI 3. lCth,
Pupe May, N. J.
COTTAHE8 hotels apts , for sale or rent.
tn l-cilo Miller .MROtean st
I'KNNhVI.VANIA FARMS
T(4i" CRES. location, Unit bulltlliwaj. water
anil rallrwd fatllltlea all, tlrat.claaa. ha
tteolhlng that oe to make a vood farm:
several slock farms cheap l.vi 2t o and 2.W
acies tho veiy jet ot land and theap, state
"j'oNAt'hAN c HARE West Cheater Pa
fi "ACRES. SWW, tj mile from station. 20
mile from Philadelphia. lle.la Division:
ureal urtulut Ing farm, fair house, elegant
bam great bulbil" aJtea. JSOUl tan remain.
A. I). HBALD, W'eat Cheater Penna
ITS-ACRE grain and fruit furm In Main Line
aat'lloiK e") t'r acre What's your Pfoposl.
HonT J II- Thompson, West cheater. Pa
REAL ESTATE SALE OR RENT
OWN bT home-Houaea I1K0O to , I
hrst puvment and JIT to a) per
K Itaatl. TIT Chestnut al
$11-0(1 to J'S2f.O small
eeti per menu, it.
REAL ESTATE WANTED
HAVE 2 CLIrTS FOR HOUSES ON 1STH
OR 1TH ST NEAR C.lRAIlD AVB.
WAIJJMAN, 1110 OIRARD AVB.
REAL ESTATE TO EX0HANGB
HOTBU), eotUJUte. apartmanta, etc.. to ex.
cluiniio for Phllade'phla properly. Ctwa.
W -Fell. !U S. I'euna. e , Atlantic CRy
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
Ol'FIttW. IHcblNrllaS HOOMSiJTCC.
bF81RAHLK law or real eetate omct. "for rent.
MiVcoud.Bor friwi. inltr, Itrlo HgLta.
NtcboUii. IS" A7"' - U
Atlantic City. N. A
KoTKl" bSSkDINO HOU8E8. VILLA3.
coVrAUVa. APARTMBNTe). any uuui, all
Wathua Atlantic City, CtulMa, VeoUor;
uutomobUa sere lea.
II. O. HARRIS & CO.. Bartlett UMt
nfJTEI.S boarding houses, cottages, ate.
Cape Mar. ft. J.
','KNIbUED XTTAOIS8
.l or, ward Ft ETC 'IrE
IKS all locations 1000
ETC-HER W STITEB. 900
u.t Klda PhiladelDul
vrllMSIIEI) cottages aU improvements, rea
'iotiabl C Saile Miller, 21tJO.n at
MORTGAGED
Ut tok Isf AAPID Ut lit It, A,. 1:3
c, ' "' ' I Hit t ncatujt at-
SomclliliiK Attcmplctl
- Iindon Cartoon.
(The 8 rem nnd Hhliiplnp; Mnfl offprcd
500 to the inercliantinnn who cap
ture. Hubinnrlne 21 or 31.)
Hnrfje Ownef Vou left wltli a tnrRO
ot 70,000 Inickn nnd only tlollverej
M.OOO Wltoro nro tho otlierg?
Hnigc Shipper Wo used 'cm n nm
munition trtlng to sink Hint anlim.i
rlno Poor Fellow
"I had mi uwful frlisht nutoniublle
rldltiK veateula,v "
"Did you hnve a collision?"
"Nol I hail my motlier-ln-lnv with
me!"
ADVERTISEMENTS
THE. COMFT CAR-StATa FIVE-JUS!
THE CRR. TOR. THE FAMILY - BUY
ONE TOR. YOUR.5-
Wt ANNOUNCE A. NtW BOOK BY
SMITHLRI-Y 0. ShITHERLY
"TUt TRANKCNDtrnAUiM OF .SHELl.tr.'
0 YOU WANT To LARN A LiTTLi:
M0HEY IrJYOUR. SPARC TiMe StULINt,
OOR qUfcRrtMTEED COMBINATION,,
CARPtVf-SWEEPCR AMtt ILCC ftgATfils.
L .
IT WAS LUCKY THAT HILLY DIDN'T PICK A PLACE ON SOME RUG
SCRAPPLE
THE PADDED CELL
V Job Soom. J y3
Experienced
"Do ou know where tho littlo boys go
who don't put their Sunday School money
in tho pltito?"
"Yes'm to the movleft." 'Williams'
Purple Cow.
Cauac and Effect
Cholly When I wns n boy, you know,
tho doctor nnld If 1 didn't stop smoking1
clrtnrettcs I would become feeble-minded.
Miss Kcn Woll, why didn't you stop?
London Evening Standard.
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Titian hair. Where Is his establishment
and how does he sell the stuff?" Kansas
City Journal.
The Safe Way
Crawford "How do you get your wife
to believe what you say when you come
home lato?" Crabshaw "I first listen to
what uiie accuses me ot doing1, and then
I own up (o It "Judge.
London Mail.
"But you ca.n't elve me any reason
why I should not enlist"
"Well, I should miss you, dear, but
the Germans couldn't."
He Mourned
Mrs. Henpeck Why are you dressed
In mourning?
Mr. Henpeck For your first hus
bandI'm sorry he died!
TO STAGE THE DARDANELLES
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