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ON WAY TO RAILROAD RATE HEARING.
Former Governor Samuel W. Pennypacker and M. J. Brecht (in centre), of Public Service Commission, accompanied by Secretary A.
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patients and make them comfortable in a big, roomy office. They come in
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Politics
"I Just saw my Consrcasmnn. It la tho
drat time he has refused mo a dollar, and
ho doesn't promise me anything."
"I am surprised!
. "You seo he doesn't Intend to bo a
1 candidate agalnl" IVIllustratlon (Paris).
Could Knot tho Equator
The class was at tho moment engaged
' In BCOgraphy. That Is to flay, about 30
small boys sat In a state of utter bore
dom whllo a little man stood up in front
of a map and mado thin remarks through
a ragged mustache about unimportant
i facts.
In these circumstances the unexpected
entrance of tho Inspector was almost in
tho nature of a rellof to tho weary
youngsters.
"Now, my llttlo man," said the inspec
tor. In that patronizing tone really lenrned
pecplo always adopt when speaking to
children, "can you tell me what the
equator Is?"
"Yes Blr," said Tommy Stiles, seeing
that ho was being addressed. "It Is an
Imaginary lino drawn round the world."
"Quito right, my little fellow. Now,
let us see whether you really understand
what that moans. Could you, do you
think, tie a knot in tho equator?"
"Yes, J could, Blr?"
"Could you. Indeed?" answered tho
learned one in fine scorn. "And what sort
of a knot, now?"
"An imaginary knot, sir." Exchange.
Both Are Needed
A good story Is told of two great Irish
men, the late Archbishop Plunket and
Father Healy, the well-known parish
priest of Bray. Making their way to
gether to Dray railroad station one
morning, tho priest urged that they
should hurry; but the prelate's appeal to
his watch convinced him that they had
ample time. They arrived to see tho
train for Dublin disappearing. The Arch
bishop's apologies were lavish. He
pleaded that he always had unbounded
faith in his watch.
"My dear Lord Plunkett," was Father
Heaty's rejoinder, "faith won't do without
the good works." Blackwood's Magazine.
Disappointed
"Do you find that Bet of books you
bought interesting?"
"Not very," confessed the man who
tries to Improve himself.
"Do you regret your bargain?"
"A little. I'd feel better about It if the
man who comes around to collect were
as good an entertainer as thb one who
sold .me the books." Washington Htur.
Doubly Unfortunate
Lady (compassionately) Poor fel
I suppose your blindness is Incur
Have you ever been treated?
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able.
Blind Man (sighing) Yes, mum, but not
' often. 'Taln't many as likes to be seen
i going Into a public house with a blind
beggar. Yale Ilecord.
The Main Trouble
' Friend (sazlnc at new "house) So this
Is your last house?
Builder (sadly) Yes; last, but not
leased! Pearson's Weekly,
A Deadly Insult
Clara I presume you want your rlwj
bai.U?
Qeortce Never mind. kcei. ,t No uihr
p.rl i know tould u ia.t ilu unlets sag
wm it on &r tbuiub.
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KELLY POOL THE SET UP: BY BRIGGS
THE KID'S CHRONICLE
MB. WILKINS and Mrs. Wllkins and
Wlnfleld, Wlnlleld bcelng the baby,
calm ovlr to our Iioubo Inst nlte, Mr. and
Mrs. Wilklns kumlng to pay a visit nnd
Wlnlleld kuming bokauso ho had to, I
guess, and they hadent hardly got hcer
wen Mr. Wllkins sed, Potts, old man,
youll dlo wen 1 tell you WinQclds latest,
youll die, I tell you.
Im not denying It, sed pop.
Hea krazy about putting up window
shades, sed Mr. Wllkins, only 8 munths
old nnd krazy about putting up window
Blmdes, bo wunts to put up ovvry wun
In site, its a skreem to watch, you wont
blcovo It till you seo him do It.
Sure, III blcovo it, sed pop.
No you wont, sed Mr. Wllkins, now
Jest wato a mlnlt and youll see him
do It, III Jest put him down awn the
door hecr neer tho window and ns soon
as his eyo lltcs awn the shades you
watch him.
But tharo brand noo linen shades, theyve
Jest bin put up, sed pop.
Awl" tho shades In our houso aro noo,
to, sed Mr. , Wilklns. And ho put tho
baby down awn tho floar and pointed
him at tho windows, tho tassels of tho
window shades bcelng so lawng they awl
most toutch tho floar, wlch aa soon as
Wlnfleld saw them he startld to laff like
enythlng and crawled ovlr and grabbed
wun and pulled It and tho shade floo awl
the way up to tho top with a fearae
bang.
Ha ha ha, did you see him, sed Mr.
Wllkins.
I saw him awl rite, tliats a brand
noo shade, darn It, sed pop.
O Wlnfleld short! worry about that, hes
the gratest kid evvlr, look at him, look
at him, sed Mr. Wilklns. Wlch Jest then
Wlnfleld grabbed a hold of the uthlr
tassel and gave It a fcarse Jerk nnd tho
shade (loo up to the top Jest like tho
uthlr wun, making n noise as If the spring
had broak or sumthing, and Wlnfleld
looked erround for sum moar to pull
and dldent see eny and ho startld to cry
lowd as enythlng.
Jest tlssen to that, sed Mr. Wllkins,
like Alcxandlr the Grate, hes crying be
kause he has no moar shades to conquer.
Perhaps youd like me to pull them
down so he can conquer them agen. theyre
nice noo shades and havent bin con
quered befoar, sed pop.
It wood be vorry nlco of you. wood
you mind, sed Mr. Wlnklns.
Verry mutch, sed pop. And Mr. and
Mra. Wllkins and pop and ma startld
to play cards and Wlnfleld forgot to cry
aftlr a wile and I did my lesslns.
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Worse and Worse
Alf (reading French news) All the cine
ma's in Calais are shut up. My word!
That brings the horrors of war pretty
eloVse home! Punch-
A Slight Change
"Say, Dad!"
"Whqt Is It, my boy?"
"I bet I can tell you what colors the
fgotball players will wear the day' after
Thanksgiving." v
"What are thay?" ,
'Blank and blue." Hxohange.
Eeal Public Spirit
"Why daesn't soawfeedy build on this
vacant lot? You sm ib be 8wt on oi'vls
wjUrwUe."
"AlUU the contrary, trangr. The man
Wt W build on it"
"Haw do you make that ouT"
That's where tot clrciu Bhows when it
cobjm te town."-xet8s.
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Getting BuftjrtaM
There to a tot of ftaatiag tnule.
Thus rune my ditty. -W
w It daily on parade
In our fair city.
Don't let tbU floating trade get by
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Joseph and Fharoah '
Pharaoh looked out of the palace win
od. ' '
"Isn't that Joseph down there in the
crowd?" he nsked his attendant.
"Yes, Ineffable one."
"What's ho doing?"
"Buying corn, deathless boss." ,
"He's always buyinb cornt" muttered,
tho Egyptian monarch. 'The royal gran
aries can't hold much more. But see he"
seoms to bo making a speech. What's lie
saylng7"
"Supreme Ruler," replied the attendant,
"Joseph loves to hear his own voice. and ,
ho never loses an opportunity to ,dellv.er
his tlresomo talk on salesmanship."
Which shows that they thought the
knew a thing or two about the high, art
of exchanging commodltiea even at, that
early day. Newark Btar. '
Hard to Believe
Tho lady of the house was explaining
things to the new mnld.
"An what's this, missus?" asked the
girl, indicating a metal bottle.
"That is a bottle which will keep things
either hot or cold whichever you de
Blre," replied tho mistress.
"Well, foh the land sake," ejaculated
the girl. "How's is It gwlne to know
whether you want things hot or cold?"-rr
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
Evidently Trusted Him
"I don't know of but otto woman who
has perfect confidence in her husband,"
"Are you sure there is one?"
"Yes; she poBes for him in vaudeville
In a knife-throwing act.." Exchange.
Misunderstood
New maid In my last plape I always
look things fairly easy,
rook-Well, it's different here. They
keep everything locked up. Tid-Blts,
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