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Most decidedly, aed pop, unless yUre a mlnlatlr, then pceptl no yuro ony men tloirinK It .in a local habitation and not as a sware werd. Well Sherman sed It, I sed. Sherman was n srato general, sed pop, i mlnlstlrH and grato generals are excused, won you nro I shall allow twlse a wevk. And he kqpp awn trying: to make his segar llghtlr work and I kepp wn lay Jng awn tho floar wnndlrlng wat wood happln It T dlcAcnt do my homowerk, and nftlr a wtlo I eed. Say, pop. Hello, central, give this .porsln the infoammyshln bowro, sed pop. It Is rons to say hclthy, I aed. TVy shood It be, sed pop. Its got a hell In it. I sed. Help, sed pop. Q, pop, thats got a. hell in it, to, I sed. And so have you. you llttlo dowll, sed pop, now If I heer anuthlr peep out ot you consernlng: that questionabll resort III send you to bed. Wich I dldent say euy moar about It, Jest laying tharo own the carplt, and nftlr a wlls I sed, Say, pop. Bo carcdll, sed pop. Is It very mutch worso to say. This Is dam wenthlr we aro having, than. This is damp weathlr we are having,. I sed. Jest wun moar sillabll out ot you and youll find tho particuler weathlr wlch will follow will bo both damp and helthy, sed pop. So I started to do my hoamwork. Scandal "I've got something I want to tell you. Tou haven't heard about the shocking" Blllinger scandal, have you?" "Tea. I've heard about it at least four times. You're late." "That's funny. It wits told at tho club for tho first time, nnd everybody tfcsre promised not to repeat It." Topeka Journal. asked What It Stood For "Have you any fresh eggs tno American in London. "Ves, mum, plenty," said the clerk. "Them with a hen on 'cm aro fresh." "I don't seo any with a hen on them," s.tld Mrs. X , looking around for u nest. "Tho letter 'hen.' mum. not the bird. 'Hen' stands for 'noo-lald.' mum." New York Sun. Sure Thing "What are the bonds of matrimony?" "IJttby ribbon." Cornell Widow. A Tough Job "I don't know how to take this chicken apart." declared the brido. "Well, w tackled nn automobile. sUo cessfully," said the youns husband. "W ought to be able to handle a small Job llko this. Where's the book of instruc tions?" Now York World. In Mineralogy Professor Name the largest known diamond. Mr. A. Th oce. California Pelican. Pointed Out "That's whero I shine," said the young: man. as ha showed bti bluo suit to th tallor.-Comell Widow. Natural Query "Jones has offered to sell his automo bile at a. low figure." "Which Is broke, Jones or the machine V Boston Transcript yn t&if. I'm Fatal Disease A young painter who had Just finished a picture Insisted upon a friend calling to seo It. "There, now," enthused the ar tist, "you see my picture. What's the matter with that?' "I don't know,' replied the bored friend, "but I should say It was a case of art failure." Chicago Herald. h, wm !r?'y &?X AN OLD THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION It hangs in Independence Hall. It was issued in 1792 by Josiah Bartlett, "president and commander-in-chief of New Hampshire. --rhoto by CUnedlnst. GOV. COLE BLEASE, OF SOUTH CAROLINA His Thanksgiving gift to 101 convicts was freedom. Since he took office in 1911 he has pardoned 1430 prisoners. '-: &.? V5ft; &$ A tff"& W The One Idea "My dear, you ought to pass up frivo lous things and take an interest In deep subjects. Take history, for Instance. Hero is an interesting- Item. Gessler, the tyrant, put up a hat for the Swiss to salute." Tho lady was a trifle Interested. "How wan It trimmed?" she inquired. Louisville Courier-Journal. ifa B--, i -' t,i i$H - . :4 gfe-- fi': & ' '1W ?,. :rm tm m T.'.'i'K J i ii?i mm& Ti"tt.v -1ft' mi ? m b&Yv m& m. nJrto i ,i mrny ;i.v m :?!? i,p- ' u. :$& '.1t.n'jrii m. JSUlJU HH m 4f3 .3.1- , m irt".ir msm ..?' "ME AND --Front th St. ALLAH" I.oul Pot-DIpatcb By Breaking Its Wings "I see. John, whero the Oerman army has a right and a left wing; It can't fly. 1 Mistaken Identity Miss Hobbs I saw your wife yesterday. Mr. Bobbs-Did yout What did sho havo to say? Miss Hobbs-Oh! Nothing. Mr. Bobb That wasn't my wife From Puck. Shocking Mistress (Indignantly) Jane, whatever did you mean by wearing" my low-necked evening dress at tho bus-drivers' ball last night. Really, you ought to have been ashamed of yourself! Jane (meekly) I was, mum. You never 'eerd such remarks as they made Sketch (London). can it?" "The Allies are Houston Post. trying to make It." Easy "Pa, what la meant by tho psychological moment?" "When I gtvo your mother a check my son, that la the psychological moment for mo to tell her I won't bo hdme until lit.' Birmingham Age-Herald. f -From Lif. Practicing Friend Why, that's a record of your wife talking! JtfnesWYea. I'm learning to talk back to her. Didn't Apply "I bellevo In the motto, "Never put o till tomorrow what you qan da today." "Pay ma that five dollar, then." "The rula doesn't apply; that's sow thing I can't do today.' Boston Tra'n script- --FbK by lUrrU fc KwUg. WIFE OF OHIO'S NEW GOVERNOR Mrs. Frank B. Willis, her friends say, may be the nest first lady of the land, as hw httsMfld M frf iuUy SMttiaed as a gettWfeUCMiWPilttiaiftliAS , Ptoto by TfcomsJOB. LEADER OF ARMY SOCIETY Mrs. Hugh L. Scott is the wife of the new Chief of Staff of the United State Army and as sueb is ths official teadec of army !iltfr ... . , - Fboto by Ttiomjiwo. SETS HIS OWN AGE LIMIT AT 100 United States Senator Robert L. Owen of Oklahoma, now in his 58th year, predicts that he will live to be a 100 and says that any cm who Hves the staple Nfe ean liv to faes jjf eW age, ti Ethel Oh, dear me! I don't know what to think! Algy asked me last night If I wouldn't like to have something; around the house that I ould lave, ad tint would lve m. Hdith-WeHI Hthel-Well. I don't kiww vhihr be t meana himself, or whether hs la thtskteg of buyltig at a. degf Fuak. Mathematics "Say, do they figure your birthday trota the day you're laid or tho day you're hatehed?" From Puck. Eis Gratification "I tell you," said PooU, "tharo U an tBdosertoaUo sens at huufy Is Vyig in bed and rlBglss one's boli tor his valot'' Ym'r 8r ?s' mm- "No." rortW Tut. Pro got a fea,"-1Rssi 4f WhichP Just to Bash Something Off "Let mo. " satd tba editor ta a aew acnuijUisp. a gradual of tho Celie ot JourualUm. "I hardly know what A Et you at" ' " "gnUl you daaUe." reeled Um awi, "Plj, ait down ad write a fw loadtaa odttatlala." Tka, Jomtuat . Synonymous Talk llow'B eveotblng iu your huuao?' i fimilM sk- fiiardtX sw4 JoaBrw, -fc,', affrtsf' f P ? ta. y Jcuxaji J ubiit isn't m;mMHto!ti Tke Difference "Ho, Algsixooii. there is a dIei-Bc . twwMi a ttxManntot and taxi-caMac 4- ana s. untM sabiufl igigQmx? ij M RtV- EA s jn-f, Y-: ft
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