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READY FOR VISITORS AT THE ZOO IN FAIRMOUNT PARK
Head Keeper Manlcy is highly pleased with the addition to his pets made by the University of
Pennsylvania Amazon exploring expedition. The agouti is a ro'dent about the size of a rabbit. It is
peculiar to .Central and South America and the West Indies. It arrived in company with three
other animals and four birds.
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POSTCARD WIDELY CIRCULATED IN AUSTRIA
The Emperor Francis Joseph is depicted in an attitude
of prayer. Beneath is a verse in German asking the
blessing of Heaven on the Teutonic Allies and con
fusion for the forces of their enemies.
Photo by International News Service.
KING GEORGE INSPECTING EAST ANGLIAN TROOPS
Great Britain's King is shown here accompanied by Major General F. S.
Inglefield. The inspection took place recently at Colchester. Imperial
service battalions of the East Anglian Infantry Brigade together with
the Second East Anglian Brigade Royal Field Artillery were reviewed.
THE KID'S CHRONICLE
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OUR football teem wna Bolnir to hnvo
a prncktlce game out In the park to
day, but the 4th tlmo Miss Kitty cawt
ma tawklne doorlne tho spelling lessln
this aftlrnoon ehe sed, Benny Fotts, Ive
warned you enuff. now stppose you stay
(or on hour attlr skool.
Aw, O, I sed.
Aw, G, sed Iteddy Merry and Sam
Krawss nnd Sid Hunt and Jonny "Wlllson
and Skinny Martin. Awl beelns memblrs
of our football teem.
Wats awl this aw seeing about, sed
Miss Kitty, duz It mccn that sum of you
uthlr boys wood like to Btay In and keep
Bonny kumplny, If so, Jest spcek out.
Wlch noboddy spoko out, and aftlr a
wile Miss Kitty went out of the room
saying' she wood be rite back nnd If thare
was eny noise the holo class wood bo
kepp In, and Sam Krawss kwlck calm
ovlr to my seet, saying, G wl, Benny,
wat did you wunt to tawk so mutch for,
yuro to neer her desk to tawk so mutch,
say. maybe If you give her n prezent aha
wont make you stay In, alnt you got a
appel or enythlng.
I got a peece of chewing gum, I sed.
"Well give her that, sed Sam Krawss.
Im chewing awn It, I sed.
"Well I got a haff an orlndge you can
glvo her, and 111 go and see If the uthlr
fcUos have got enythlng, sed Sam
ICrawss. Wlch he did. and Jonny Will
son gave him a peece of a pretzll and
Skinny Martin had a stick of chewing
gum with sum of tho paplr toar awf, and
Sid Hunt had 2 ginger snaps, wun with
a peece bit out, but not a big peece. And
I kwlck went nnd put them awl awn
Miss Kittys desk and ran back to my
teet and jest then Miss Kitty calm back
and saw wat was awn her desk, saying
prltty loud. Who put this pllo of Junk awn
my desk.
I did. I sed.
O, you did, sed Miss Kitty, and wy did
you, dont you no ware the waist paplr
basket It by this time.
Its a prezent, sed Sid and Sam and
Jonny and Skinny.
Its a prezent, I sed, IU awl good to
eet.
Wat, O, Ixkuse me, I dldent get a good
look at It, sed Miss Kitty. And she took
a lawng look nt It, saying, Well, I dont
like enyboddy to watch me eetlng, so I
gess you can go with the rest of the
class wen skool Is ovlr, Benny.
Wlch I did, and we had a grate prack
tlce game, me beeing rite tackel.
Her Congratulations
An Evanston woman was telling mo the
other day about a rather lugubrious nunt
who seemed to sco everything through
blue spectacles. Her greatest pleasure In
llfo was In attondlng funerals, and In
case of a friend's Illness sha would con
solo tho patient with gloomy forebod
ings and with tales of others who had
met untimely doaths through similar
afflictions.
Her sister, who, though In good health,
was by no means young, whb celebrating
her birthday nnd It fell to the melancholy
ono to send congratulations.
"My dear sister," alio wrote. "You
havo passed another milestone. In life's
Journey. Do you realize that you nro a
year nearer your grave? I wish you many
happy returns of the day "Chicago
Inter-Ocean.
Wrong Place.
St. Peter You can't come In here.
Reporter I, guess I can (shows
badge).
St. Peter Not on that; that lets you
Inside the are lines. This Is the other
place. Club Fellow.
Misleading Letters
"Ma'am, here's a man at the door with
n parcel for you."
"What Is It. Bridget?"
"It's a fish, ma'am, and it's marked C.
O, D."
"Then make the man take It straight
back to the dealer. I ordered trout,"
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MAKING ROOM FOR NEW PARKWAY
That the new parkway is not to be stopped where it ends now is evidenced by the fact that these buildings are coming down at 20th
and Vine streets to make more room. Pillars of the parkway can be seen on the right,
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Bonds Aro light
"And are tho divorce laws so very
liberal In your section?"
"Liberal? Say! They aro so liberal
that nobody ever heard of a woman
crying at a wedding out there." Detroit
Journal.
Hear! Henri
Rocklelgh I bought this picture In
London. Do you think It's a genuine
Titian?
Expert No, I rather think it's a repetition.
Path Beaten
Willie Paw, why Is the way of the
transgressor hard?
Paw Because so many people have
tramped on It, my son. Cincinnati Enquirer.
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In Ncod of Backing
"Why, Tommy, what are you saying,
your prayers for at this time of day?? ., -'"COs
I'm goln to make Billy, Smith
take something back he said about me,
an' I'll need all the help I can get." From
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Cruel Plan
"Mrs. Chink has hit on a plan to keep
her husband from smoking In tho
parlor."
"What did she do?"
"She hung the portraits of her three
former husbands there." Chicago Record.
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Stern Father I hear you were.
gambling last night. Is It true? ,
Gay Youth No, sir; I was In 117. New
York Journal.
Aything to Oblige
Offlcer (filling- in form) What's' your
relIglon?v
Zealous Recruit Well, what are you
short of? London Punch.
An Offer
"Uncle John, If you'll gimme more
.andy I'll let you kiss me, an' I'll prom
so not to rub.lt off." From Life.
Another Denomination
Two little boys, brothers and Injep.
arable comrades, look so much alike as
to arouse frequent comment,
"Are you little fellows twins?" re
cently askd a ptdMtrian, meeting them
in the park.
"No sir," the oldest answered, after a
moment of thought, "we're Methodists."
-Pittsburgh Caronlele-Tetgraph.
Disqualified
Jones Could you give Smith a job In
the Street Dertnct? He's a gped.
conscientious feHaw and thoroughly un
derstand street paving.
Political Boss I could, only far that!
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NEW MARINE BARRACKS JUST COMPLETED AT LEAGUE ISLAND
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BIG AND LITTLE WILLIES' REINFORCEMENTS
At the bidding of Kaiserism and the two Willies, vast numbers of recruits
are constantly being called up to slaughter. The next goose-step will be
danced by these noble leaders in front of infants and dotards.
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