&W$f s EVENING LKDGEB-PHILADELPHlft, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1914. '","M',',MM,w'M,"WM"rtli.MfciaWUwiaihiiMAMiiM i ------1-- .wMMMwLwt--- ' " ' ' ' - , 1 win, in ifi. ,-.. . . T . : Mi : f i 4JM& RF iV Synt i Sti: WWW C Jr JMSil If 6MEHBiftc " nPSy- H-6ttr 5" w&?ff!jSLj 8ft IP B-i-B--H-Wja j jjfjLiqiti - --H-SeMHR 9HSErSr 1 ! ' PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY 1 tJTTtve K CUttTIS PimiBBHT. . 6. W. Oeb. Beetar? John r Martin. Treaaurer; ?? ! tjaAln- Philip S Collins, John n n . !Hv trcOM. JS r rfiifn'f.M ,r,.i . t , -f BOmjIUAl. BOARD - rf , " .. ,.!,. ... .., ., "" wreewiT Btlltor JgMO-MAltflN Otntral nnnlntw Mnttr -" . nbWhed ai!y at Pdsmo traora Bnlldlnr. ,- Indejwndanes Square. Philadelphia. AJSJSVKf fc I,ros,, Rn'1 Chent (Slrff t &ifT arx rf-eio nuiiaing ,21C 1T0-A. Metropolitan Tower ... i?I- U -817 Home lntirnt DullJInit '' testa s Waterloo Tlace, Tail Mall, S. TV. NEWSDUnEAOSt Nw ,v5!l0nKSu' . .The To nulUIln n;.T.i J55.1V?0- ' Th rime nulldln piHit nvntxv no FrleOrlehatraa ! fixii Bcbeao ,13 nue LoU, l9 Jrnnj ' SunscnimoN TEftM3 .. crlptlons pajabla In advance beix, nooo WAuurr K El STONE, MAIN 8000 I WT Aidrvaa oil eommuHlcaMott to Evening ' ttdger. Independence Square, FMIadelehln SNtxniD ATinn riiiMty-Lriiu roTorricH as second ' cUs mail matte. ' ' " i riULADELrillA, MONDAY, MOVEMntn 33, 1914. Wlint's the Use Hnuging Back? ""' fTUtB new currency system Is In operation. .Tho war has contracted productive In- V duslry In Europo to tho vanishing- point, and by So doing has practically established a protective system for the United States. Wo have no real competition at homo and little 1 elsewhere In the world. Wo nnd wo only are tho makers of wealth, tho people who aro ' Converting raw material Into the finished products that civilized beings must havo. Our own markets havo been opened to us i and with them tho markets of tho entire world. Wo are granary and workshop, mid dleman and retailer for the earth. Tho com- i Ing era casts before It shadows of a pros perity Incomparably greater,than any which wo havo hoictoforc enjoyed. There Is a whisper of It In the hugo orders which Eu rope has placed hero within tho last few weeks. It Is a tlmo for building and preparation. . There Ahould bo no unemployed In America. .New plants should bo In tho making and tho ring of the hammer should bo In old ones getting ready for tho expansion which Is sure to come. Thcro Is no reason to bo timid; there Is every reason to bo energetic, optimistic and bold. Tho trado of tho world f - is offered on a platter and wo must take It. We aro going to take it,, every bit of it that . we can handle, and we must be ready to handle the vast bulk of It. Tho Presldont is right to anticipate an ' era of good times, even If his Admlnlstra- i- tlon can claim little credit for It. Only n blind man could fall to grasp tho signifi cance of passing events. They, all of them, 1 point to Inevitable prosperity. And the largest pa,rt of It will be gathered up by the ' men who have vision and courage enough now not to hesitate, the men who push ahead V, -with their preparations and seize the present " period of twilight before oawn to have f verythlng In readiness. Gompcrs on Statesmanship "TT IS not a political organization, not po illtlcal statesmanship that labor needs to day," said Mr. Gompcrs on Saturday last. "We need Industrial statesmanship, human itarian statesmanship." If all voters In municipal, State and national elections grasped the significance of those sentences there would be fewer men eating up the taxes as a machine reward for political services. Mexico Abandoned to Its Fate TODA.T is the time appointed for the evac uation of Vera Cruz. Thero are buzzards In Mexico who will rejoice when they see out forces retiring. The one haven of civ ilization and Justice left in the whole coun try U being abandoned and made a football for the factions -which havo fastened on Mexico with bo firm a clutch that It seems Impossible to tear them loose. Three Governments have protested to the "United States against tho evacuatio .. They aro apprehensive, aa they have every right to be, lest their own nationals be outraged , when the sole force that stands for law and order anywjiero in the country is withdrawn. . The situation la no better than It was when the marines landed. In many respects It Is worse. The ostensible champions of free dom have become tho blatant advocates of loot. There Is no responsible authority any where In the republic, nor Is there one lead . er In whom this country or his own could repose any confidence. We want no more to do with the several Tiandit clans of Mexico. But we did hold until today a strategic point, the moral In fluence of which was very great. It assured aome moderation among the chiefs. It fur nished & haven of refuge for the pillaged. For the United States holding Vera Cruz was & pistol held at the head of the Mexican buccaneers. Good fortune may prevent the translation of this event Into a great catas trophe, but all the omens are the other way. The. average citizen cannot share the opti pilsm of the Administration. He fears the outcome. The Idea of a free Mexico seems to have been definitely abandoned. Villa Is belnr looked to as a man strong enough to establish a real dictatorship, after the man ner of Diaz. The hope of universal suffrage, ' freely exercised, is seen pow to be futile. For Mexico Is the Mexleo of a hundred years ago, patient and stupid, tolerant and suffering Jt la a. fit prize for the man wpo can take t, and the. evacuation of Vera Ctub by our forces gives such a man a free hand. TJbwmgb Pensions to Bankruptcy 'ITtHB cost of the war U great day by day, X but tle rreatest cost of Jt will come after peaea has been declared. The newspapers , Ib lendon nd Mr. Shaw are urging the I 'qjyet to be qulek and liberal in Us r.a.-iWW'Q Ior pensions, xnore must be ade- ttts pension for wounded sailors' and sol. 4Mcc ud adequate pensions for the wives utti ffeHdreti oC these killed during the cam !. If the mertajity is one-tenth as gpMyt s the diapauses Judicata, this xii&lbm that posterity will be taxed n vast sums (me dsttds t om to recompense Individ Wto fer Uw saerlflaec tbty offered to at efeta " f Uafted Statu barf paid more than 4MWMeMK in pousleoa on &ecamt of the f.'ivli War- It l paying mar w wery - natom - $ a!t saa M P j PcS Jt M j. eiUm -s? JT i.;-L afflfar - -, -r-1f i rT'liPPirfrfrr' SBl? iiJ Hi i J 1 - r ., - 4 !. - "& ."SlgglgpiE - J& S? i "gt L iEfaBaflfeiAiT. Adffjft Jfel jfef- M--lijrffrr,li --jar." tia;---K& jL 3 ""a asB.3 f SiiaMS-MJ5KMi 5iS fEST IJggmlllialsyiWgClwasIiaillllH m 4Hi'Mv.'-'i-i""LjJ- ,J ' J- -'si "TTTTma- j!V-a5' - --t ifcw .; - .-:. ":." i ::tf-.:M- . .. - -. -. .-,. --...: . ,flffiifjji " ' ' mwiiHM- " l! --! T Hi iM afr iMtmmWfi mT m lEiHhifli HI nriT" ilf ir TTf ttnentat nations be able to survive 80 enor mous an Increase of their normal expenses tn time of peace? The answer Is that they won't. There wilt be more than one debt and more than one contract repudiated when peace ha been declared, nnd there are civic disturbances foreboded that will shake more than one Government Into pieces. Public Service Commission Must Give Citizens nn Immediate Hearing THINGS are In a pretty pickle when Intelli gent citizens aro In grave doubt as to whether tho Public Scrvlco Commission of Pennsylvania or tho interstate Commerco Commission at Washington Is the proper body to give relief from the exorbitant ndvancos In commutation rates which tho railroads are about to make. Hut tho Interstate Commerce Commission has been usurping authority at such a rapid rale that few lawyers would bo willing to deny lis control of anything. It I remarkable that commuters on a rule arejiot objecting to an advance, but they do object nnd ought to object to an Increase which doubles cost. The railroads made nn Implied contract with every commuter. Tho Issuance of BO nnd 100 trip tickets for a great number of years constituted a promise that they would be continued, although thero might bo some fluctuations In cost. But tho railroads, proposo to discontinue them en tirely. It Is as If a man who had granted a public right of way over his land for half a century should suddenly close the highway. Tho law would prevent him and tho law should prevent the railroad from taking simi lar action now. The Public Sorvlce Commission Is without power, It seems, to suspend tho proposed new rateB. But it has full authority to act after a hearing. It behooves It, therefore, In faco of tho present exigency to provldo for an Im mediate hearing. There should ho ho delay whatovor. Tho Importance of tho Interests Involved requires most prompt action This commission is tho Instrument provided by tho peopta for their protection and It must not bo hesitant or dilatory In considering the Just ness of tho burden they nrc nsked to shoulder. Meantime, a wise public opinion, actuated by sound common sense, should manifest It Relf In demanding tho repeal of tho extra-crow law and any other measures which have in creased the cost of railroad operation un necessarily. Thero Bhould be a balancing of accounts. But It will be an impossible under taking for tho railroads to excite sympathy on tho ground that the extra-crow law Is a highwayman's measure when they themselves aro endeavoring to make up for It by doing a Utllo highwayman's work on their own ac count. Everybody's Automobile WHEN motor fuel can really bo sold at 2 ct'nts a gallon, when tires can bo mado that will neither puncture nor blow nut, when carburetors can be built that will always carburato and magnetos Installed that will never fall to spark, when cylinders can be con structed that will not leak nor clog, when tho cost of advertising and marketing can bo taken off tho letail price of machines, when bodies can be enameled with a substance that will never wear off, when toll gates aro abol ished apd garages are free, then every one of us can own a car. Suffragists Have One Paramount Duty A JURY has no power to render a verdict until It is empaneled. In deciding not to define tho attitude of women toward pro hibition until they are formally granted their right to tho franchise, the Pennsylvania Woman Suffrage Association Is acting with wisdom and foresight, a, For the present tho suffragists have one duty and ono only to claim that to which nature, education and their stake in civil ized society entitlo them. Nothing must swerve them. Politically, their opinions, or even their convictions, can play but little part until they possess the legal power to enforce them by tho ballot. As soon aa their fight for their inherent rights is won they can champion any cause and their championship will count. America, the Entertainers1 Refuge BRIEUX lectures tho American Academy. Barrle, Davles, and sundry other play wilghts, with JeromoK. Jerome to boot, visit New York In the midst of what would or dinarily bo a rushing London winter. Cecil Chesterton, brother to the mastodontlc G. K. C, announces a lecture tour In January, whllo any number of 'smaller fry are Invad ing America for purposes more or less vocal. The fact that Brieux planned his trip be fore the war broke out doesn't alter the fact that America has now become the only coun try where lecturing Is a possible occupation for men of letters. It Is Just the same In the concert field. Our cities are the only open hunting grounds for hundreds of publlo entertainers who used to be spread thinly over two continents. So far as the lecturers go, America Is going to benefit greatly by closer acquaintance with the men and the literature of other nations. It should bind us a little more firmly In friendship to all the world. Another New Haven wreck! Now for the Army and Navy! And yet the Tinker who left a fortune be hind him had never been In baseball. Everybody knows who put the punch In" the Yale bowl, "Buy an ounce of cotton and save a sol dier's life," s the way Austria steps forward to help the South, Neutrality Is an easy matter In regard to Mexico. It's impossible to separate the con testants. Unionizing the workers In the hop fields has nothing whatever to do with the high cost of modern dancing lessons. The Atlantic City beach combers who picked up stickpins, rings and necklaces cast up by waves now know the meaning of that frequent phrase, "the Jeweled sea." A Hartford company which has received an order for 100,000 rifles announces that a. missionary ordered them one wishing to convert the Germans Into corpses, no doubt. There, -may be little puddles of lee hero and. there in the streets these mornings, but now that Philadelphia has got used to the Idea, of winter, It seems , little diffleult to pick out cheerier weather. The National League of Compulsory Edu cation speaks ot for punishing the parents instead of the truant chudrw But what ahftlt a ttttte reproof for tk teacher who pax't auk aabMrt htrKlar taMgfc t JwW "TWILIGHT SLEEP" EXPERIMENTS v New Treatment Tried With Success by Dr. Heller in Brooklyn Birth Without Pain in Ninety Per Cent, of the Gases Memory Seems Obliterated. By VANCE IF THERE Is one man In New York whose opinion on the "Twilight Sleep" Is worth having, that man Is Dr. Jacob Heller, of the Jewish Maternity Hospital In Brooklyn. So I did not nsk Dr. Jacob Heller his opinion on the ''Twilight Sleep.' 1 know that Doctor Heller had seen an nrliclo In a lay magazine, dealing with the subject and that ho had stated that the article In the lay magazine had "brought down upon Itself tho Just criticism of the medical press." What was the use? I don't want any Just criticism. As a matter of fact tho physicians of the tranquil parts of tho world havo pretty well pronounced their definite Judgment on tho mother-sleep, it Is by no means so new a, thing as the lay readers of newspapers might fancy. Ever since tho discovery of anes thetics drugs have been used to still the pains of childbirth. Anything that deadens tho nerves does that much. What Doctor Gauss, of Freiburg, did' was to get tho degree of anesthesia ho wanted by administering scopolamine - morphine. Tho result was to smother tho pain of child bearing In a pleasant kind of druggedjialf sleep. The point at Issue was whether this treatment was without danger for the mother without injury to tho child. For nine years tho medical men havo been fight ing over this question in their magazines nnd reviews. In Paris a few months ago tho chief phy sician of the maternity hospital told mo that tho defect of the scopolamlne-ntorphlne anesthesia was that It not only deadened tho nerves, but the muscles as well that It checked the natural and rhythmic mus cular action on which a snfo birth depended. Results of the Tests At last, however and In New York tho Gauss method has been tested under con ditions which permitted a physician of tho highest standing nnd tho most conservative Judgment (I havo u'amed Dr. Jacob Heller) to pronounce strongly, almost Irrevocably, In favor of tho "Twilight Sleep." And the "Twilight Sleep" ho has experimented with Is precisely that of Doctor Gauss, of Koe nlg's Kllnlk, In Freiburg. His report, ex tremely technical of course It was not meant for a lay mind but perfectly clear In Its statement of fact, has Just been pub lished In tho Medical Review. Doctor Heller did not believe that the method had over been tried with any scien tific degree of. thoroughness, save, of course, at Freiburg, where It had become a routine matter; and he determined to give it a thorough trial at the Jewish Maternity Hos pital In Brooklyn. Ho had the co-oporatlan of Dr. Kurt Schlocssingk, who had worked with Doctor Gauss at Freiburg and was familiar with tho technique of tho method. Now be it understood that his report Is based on 150 cases, taken from the charity and private service of 'the Jewish Mater nity Hospital in Brooklyn. Before touching upon the details of the multiple experiment I shall give you In a .sentence the as tounding result; It should send a wave of hope and courage through the woman world of pnln. Thus: Judiciously used, and with proper pre caution, tho method Is capable of re lieving pain In 90 per cent, of cases; and It Is free from any danger to life or health of mother or child. In that plain and careful statement there are wonderful hidden things Intimations of a new strange day when only 10 women out of 100 shall be left waiting under the an cient curse. CURIOSITY SHOP The abbreviation "Ps," to signify pesos, was the origin of the America dollar mark, according to a Spanish-American scientist. When America was first settled, tho Dutch and the Spanish were strong competitors for the trade of the world. The word dollar Is but a corruption of the Dutch "thaler" or "thaller," a coin much used In commerce at that period, and which superseded the "plecea-of-elght" of Spanish coinage. The peso or plaster, which was the Spanish name for "pleces-of-elght," was worth approxi mately the same as the thaler, and as the Dutch name was easier to say, It found a place Jn our language In the corrupted form, while the abbreviation for the peso remained as the sole reminder of the Spanish mintage In our financial records. "Sparse" Is not an American Idiom, as is generally supposed, having been used in 1611 in "Sternhold and Hopkins Psalms": Thou mad'st us fly before our foes And so were over-trod, Our enemies rob'd and spoyl'd our goods When we were spars't abroad. This evidently points to tho word "dis perse" (which In country places Is usually pronounced as though written "dlsparse") aa the origin of "sparse." Anything dispersed or scattered would, of course, be "sparsely" localized. A Tocky emlnenee on the outskirts of Granada. Spain, Is known aa "El ultimo aosplrp del Moro" (the last sigh of the Moor), because, according to the legend, Boabdll, the last Moorish monarch, took leave there ot the. land of his birth. Friar's Heel is the name given to a large stone at Stonehenge, England. An Interest ing tale surrounds the placing of this stone in Its present upright position. It Is re lated that Geoffrey ot Monmouth said the devil bought some stones ot an old woman In Ireland, wrapped them up tn withies and brought them to Salisbury plain. Just be fore he got to Mount Ambre the withies broke and one of tho stones fell Into the Avon; tho rest were carried to the plain. After the fiend had fixed them In the ground he pried out, "No man will ever find out how thsse stones came here." A-frlar replied, "That's moro than thee can tell," whereupon the fiend threw one of the stones at him and struck; him on the heel. The stone stuck In the ground and U said to remain thero tp tho present hour, TE GREAT LAKES By agreement between the United States and Oreat Britain, these waters are free frorn warships and other hostile activities by both nation. No eamion-brlMltnr squadrons r4e at rut Within Kun.htlterd harbor on thus takes! Here but the urgeney pf Commerce wake The cloven waves to oo, with kasls dssp-. prest Into their bosomst hurrying east and west, Trade's myri4-Asfed Armada, ne'er tor sake ' The at Desolation's best, but makts A fruitful highway ot t!lr neutral brt. O Shore and Oceans of th fort-ttsJntd Etrtb, Whit will the triussph of th Ftfur b When bird bU4 $AJto l ?r orry gum 1 TCfkAM all 1- alilaji taaUA tsat Kirta I Tour abiniBv vs4a lHtr tn mlKlatry I nrr1. It wu an aHi ifi,C T- i Of P awl Qftmm em ruju AUUn mta4 notWiyg ocmWUm un" Aw itJ(,f mm Mr MmlSLS1 - ,! -r . Acs (. iau9. ". c n p isra raanaan s i. nav r - t ..... ' --.-,-.--.--- - - .. --,.,,, Mmm UMHB3k It4i . I .TT.?"" Kns j --. -- m. - --iuiii i pan m wi -- , - h-hshb n 1 -r "....... t an nt THOMPSON As to details: Of tho 160 eases 131 wero spontaneous deliveries and 19 were arti ficially terminated, The drug seemed, to shorten the duration of labor In the "first stage," but prolonged it notably In tho second stage, slnco the patient, .being In a semi conscious state, could not be taught to use the muscles to ndvantage. Usually, It Is not until after tho third Injection that tho patient loses her memory. She can isllll answer questions, but the vmemory seems obliterated. This drowsy, painless sbxte lasts until the birth of tho child. Then the mother falls Into a quiet and natural sleep, lasting, on tho average, three hours. And she "awakens rested and cheerful, freo from any shock or sign of exhaustion, no matter how long tho labor has lasted." In deed, often tho patient woko and asked: "How soon will It bo over7" It was hard lo convince her sho had already borne her child. They had to show her tho baby. And tho effect on tho child? Take once more tho 150 cases. As two of the births wero twins,, 152 children wero born. And not ono was still born that Is, failed of resuscitation. Three of tho children died a short tlmo after birth only three, which compares moro thnn favorably with the ordinary child mortality. Ono hundred and twenty of the children cried out Im mediately; In 29 thero was an average delay of flvo minutes; nnd In only ono case whero It had been necessary to glvo tho mother repeated Injections of tho drug was It necessary to resort to artificial res piration. For a week this child was fccblo and drowsy; but It made a good recovery. To Reduce Number of Failures Tho results may bo summarized thus: In 122 cases thero was completo amnesia and analgesia that Is, an unconscious and pain less state. Everything that happened was blotted out of the mother's mind. She had no momory of birth or pnln It was serene mother-sleep. In' 13 cases thcro was pain lessness, but not unconsciousness. In IB coses tho physicians failed to obtain any marked results. And It is possible, Doctor Heller believes, to reduce tho num ber of failures to a smaller flgurq, though thero may always be cases whcio it would bo unsafe to administer tho drug in quanti ties that would Insure a painless birth Thero remains 90 per cent, of cases In which tho hideous and meaningless birth-pangs may bo stilled or banished quite. You can foresee tho faintly swarming consequences when nature's llcrco check of pain Is taken off the birth of humanity. It is not for mo (unblouscd layman that I ami) to point them out. They open llko branching roads theso formidable conse quences nnd you may send your imagina tion down any road you please. To a densoly populated world, If you will; or to that quiet room whero mother-love wakes from a happy sleep and kisses a little, diowsy, new-born mouth; as you please. But what seems plain Is this: Clearly, dogmatically, sclonco vouches for the "Twilight Sleep." Doctor Heller nfllrms Its potency nnd Its harmlcssness in 90 cases out of 100 its complete success. 13(11- caclous and safe. I havo not touched upon the technique, of tho method, nor tho de tails which would carry conviction to a scientific mind. What seemed Important was to state the fact that in Now York careful experiments havo substantiated every claim made for tho "Dammerschlaf" of Frelbuig. And if It bo not perfect (If 10 women out of every 100 aro left outside this sleepy paiadlse) thero lo no reason to believe It may not bo -perfected. HUM OF HUMAN CITIES In co-operation with the fire chief, the city Fire Department of Spokane has been transformed Into a living constructive force, having a part In many tusks undertaken by the city go'ernmcnt. Theretofore it was, as Is so generally tho case, merely an ag gregation of men and uppaiatus for fight ing fires, and doing nothing else except oc casionally flushing streets. Tho Importanco of the new departure, as set out In an article In the American City Magazine, is that It Is a part of a great co-operation with the Pub llo Works, the Publlo Utilities and tho Health and Sanitary Departments, making all a working body for the city's bettermont. Last year It was organized on the two pla toon basis, which meant more firemen, and there were fears that this meant only In creased expense. But tho result has so Justified the change that it Is popular. There is an inspection system by which firemen personally visit every building In Spokane. Careful examination as to flro conditions Is made, and advice given to every one now iu ijui inings in snnpo ana what to do in case of fire. A card system was Installed by which every structure In the city had Its record, so that firemen should know Just what to expect In case of fire. Sanitary Inspectors report bad conditions. Firemen Inspect alleys, streets, sidewalks and sewers and report to the proper de partment. In addition to this a construction shop was started for repairing the fire equipment, and this has developed Into independent con struction. There have already been built an auto hook and ladder truck, a combina tion auto hose wagon and chemical, and three automobile hose wagons. Some of the equipment has been In service for a year without expense for repairs. This shop work la so popular Among the men that there Is keen competition to get a turn at It. The shop Is fitted out aa a fire station, so that the men at work are Immediately available as part of the flre-flghtlng force. The com petition ot the men for place In It Is be cause they thus learn to be machinists, and so not only put in otherwise Idle time, but acquire a useful trade. The shop Is now building two trucks for the water depart ment and 20 auto sprinklers for the. Street Department. Next year the sjipp plans to build five pieces of fire apparatus. The work saves the department ubout one-half the cost. ' CRISES IN GREAT LIVES The position of Pericles at Athens was per ilous In the extreme at the time of the La cedemonlan War. He had been assailed by enemies for theft or ntrugtd to him: bis friend Phidias, the sculptor, had been thrown into, prison: his beloved Astasia, was accused ot sacrilege, and the appearance of a likeness of himself In a frieze had bea held as evidence that he wished to make' Huneelt god, In war the Spartans bad .jErrJ-l everything before them, cooping up tbMiuar relome Athenians within their walls. Finally the disastrous plague broke out awrtbe mis ery and desolation ot the city made Perlelss the apparent enemy of tho people's happiness and safety In that situation Pericles determined to end an expedition to ravage tho Patnnnn. nesus. One hundred and fifty galleys were made ready to sail with horse and foot Peri ods himself Uad gone aboard and given the Jgnal t Urt wlwn a omhtatu fulwg o errd. It was n MpM of ify mul To tha jptgtriMt, g Oh -t M $ 8S , il ' start, certainly disaster would come upon the expedition. ... Whether Pericles wfts really an unbe"IS as was charged, or, simply a brave man wno would dare the very anger of the gods to ac complish his purpose, canndt be told. But it Is eertalb that In this moment of threatened disaster and peril he acled with swift and sure determination. , Seizing his cloak ho threw it about the helmsman's face. Smothering him so, he cried out, asking tlio helmsman whether he im agined thero was any great disaster on ac count of the clonk. "Nol" came the muffled answer. Pericles removed tho cloak. "Why, then, oh coward," ho exclaimed, "should you Imaglno thero Is any danger If a larger cloak Is spread over the sun?" , The trick saved the day, and the fleet de parted. VIEWS OF READERS ON TIMELY TOPICS Contributions That Reflect Public Opin ion on Subjects Important to City, Stale and Nation. To Ihe Xdttor of the Eientnp ledger: Sir Mr. Harry Lauder 1ms sung us a Utile song about the comparative advantages of get ting up bright ond early In tho morning, and Ijlng abed. To reverse the sentiment, It Is very, very unpleasant to sit behind a cocked bat at the theatre, but It's much more very unpleasant to havo jour eye suddenly dis tracted from the orchestra at a concert by the steady come and go of knitting needles, when 1 should havo been listening to Beethoven J was nctimlly counting sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, that ends tho side, back to one, two, there. By Apollo and the nine Muses! This Is not music, it Is torture. The Belgians need woolens, but they don't Insist upon nrtlstle ac compaiilinant, any moro thnn they care about music With their mcsls. As Hatnlct was fond ot saying, "Reform It altogether!" I.UCIVJN BLUPHOCKS. Philadelphia, November 21. A SENSE OF IIUMOIt Jo I7ib Editor of the Evening Ledger! Sir That even friends may disagree Is evi dent from the commentaries of a recent article by (leorgq Bcrnnrd Hhaw by two zealous sup porters ot Germanic policies, namely, our old ncriuauunnccs, ilerr itiuuer nnd lierr ltup precht. The latter gentleman, in his communi cation of November 16, assures us that ho rend tho article In question with a "great deal of amusement." Indeed, It Is this sense of humor, evidently characteristic of Ilerr Rupprccht, which saves him from too severe censure, for wo aro then enabled to laugh with him at nomo of his own droll assertions. For Instance, ho assures us qulto gravely that thero aro "from 6,000,000 to 8,000,000 of Germans yet ready to go to tlio front on both frontiers. Ha! ha! Yet who would deny that oven tho babies are in arms In Germany? ZElrt). Philadelphia, November 21. THINKS PHONE SERVICE POOR 'Jo UoJ2dUor of the Evening Ledger: Sir Of all tho six American cities with which I havo had any experience, Philadelphia has tlio worst telephone service Imaginable. To be gin with. It Is an effort to get nn answer from Central It takes anywhere from one minute to ten to KCt a connection. Two times out of three you have to repeat tho number, because the opeiator of your own exchange falls to relay It properly to the exchange you are seeking. Thcro seems to be no reneon, unless It Is falsa economy m regard to stnff, why Philadelphia should not get as good service as New York und Boston from the same company. H. L. AMES. Philadelphia, November 21. T. It. TINDER RESTRAINT To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir In your Issue of today you print n lotter from Mr. F. l. Jones, in which appears tlio keen observation that "among thinkers, men who are progicsslvo In a conservative age aro usually conservative In a progressive age." I admit this Is keen, but it is not universally nor oven usually, as jour correspondent says, true. And Jufit till nk what wo havo missed in not being born in an age of progresslvlsm. Then wo should see a certain great naturalist-hunter nnd party-founder, not to mention private citi zen and ex-President, chawing manfully at the bit, straining his every effort to drag the world back, back, back to My Policies. DEMOCntTUS. Philadelphia, November 20. EIGHT OR EIGHT-FIFTEEN. to the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir Phlladelphlans find It dKHcult to learn tho hours at which different plays begin. Some papers of other cities overcome the careless ness of press agents by printing a little index to dally amusements on the first page, Irre spective of advertisements. These notices give accurate time for tho opening of each theatre. The Hvknino LtiDoina would take a wise step nnd endear Itself to theatregoers If It fol lowed this advice. DANE HEBEIt. Germantown, Pu., November 19. COMING OUT AHEAD To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir Roosevelt took off "In God We Trust" from the silver dollar (worth 0 cents), but Con gress put It back because, said Sancho Panza, "It Is better to trust God than each other," We might now substitute Wilson. Thanks to the Wilson Democracy, Americans are now one big family like the farmers' boys, who spent all Sunday matching half dollars and each boy camo out a dollar ahead. ' LESLIE CHASE. Atlantic City, November 21, STRIKES OR LAWS, WHICH? To the Editor of the Evening Eedger: Sir Isn't this a rather remarkable state ment? Says Mr. Gompere: "I would much rather the eight-hour law be won by strikes thnn by law." What a preference! G. S. B. Philadelphia, November 81. The Petering Progressives From the Chlcaso Journal. The Democratic party must make up Its mind to face a united opposition In 1318. The Pro gressives are petering out. In two years more they will have vanished altogether, and the old guard will have reformed its linea for an. other assault on th citadels of office and power. 1 P ! MRS. ATKINS The ladles, they Is very kind In comln' round to see, And helpln' till the money comes, an' askln' how we be; I tells 'em of the rent an' clubs, an' all I got to pay But oh. my thoughts they Isn't 'r, my thought is far away. They, ses, "So you're a gunner' wife, an' aren't yer proud tn" glad, And ain't it fire as baby 'as a soldier for Ms ejad?" But gone three week tho postcard came, aa sea "Alive an' well"; And If 'e got them things I lent, ther's nothln' I takes the paper every day, I tries to make It out, I studies down the 'avy fights, th 'op o" German rout; There's all the Russian mean to do, but never nothln' said Of "ow the gunners get their meals, an1 wher ' they lay their 'eid. ' ler The pictures Is fair 'orrlble; of nights I Uya gji' sees Them stlnkln" trenehe on th '111, tha ehaDa upon tlpdr knees, , " Th uatt'ry somewhere 'ldden near, b sun an' team an' all; " ' "un And than I sets the buratln ihell I aaca gunner fall. " If only I could know tha pU wher 'e must take 'I chanee. But there' a wort o' towns an' thing tetoai th map o' FrBg. Ioa In ou o' than) "is Job nay fee, la 9, ,. km - . X - WMWH'l x c SCRAPPLE Cener.il HoulauRcr France has been too bu-y tor "m "f to remember much about General . Oeorgo Ernst Jean Jlarle iloulanger. Yet he was a man who would have got fn tlon out of the , -ar with Germany than any other living ircniii...v- ..-- .. . ....-i i.irm fnr vfcars. many was his politico; ""-"'" .,- .- ,. Intense and deep-seated desire to the fatherland Into a colleeUon or and his Inlonse ana aeep-watou ;..- scrur inch tlio ini'ienanu .iiiy - --"-. writhing remains came jery nea. ....., -emporor of him In 1889. ,firh.ne0l -ho swenednntu Into" Napoleonic so for a few Cand'explodcd with ,a loud repor abo" 25 years ago, leaving nothing but an oio man with a shady personal reputation and unHm Itcd regrets. Ho way "" VShlhw tor his youth was a biaVe soldier. ."B""""" Kmnco with sword, fists, -hotilden. tonguo Sfu-l'wtCreMInl Slrcc'torstp S'lfflr?. fc'feS made reforms und Improvements and yelled for vengeance until Franco began to Bra him as tho biggest man In tho .world and clamored for the privilege of folio wing mm over tho Rhine, tho Cologne Cathedral and other obstacles to Berlin. -ii,i Botilanger got Into tho Cabinet and yelled so fiercely for blood that ho waa l". tho "bravo general." and those pollt clans who opposed him rotlrcd from ofTlco unde r carloads of vptes. The Royalists swung In behind him and began to lay plans to lnstnl another emperor In Paris, when Dm danger should havo tipped over tho republic ana wiped out Gormany. The anxious Bv"n ment fired him from the army and an indig nant people elected him to the Assembly by a tremendous majority. Ho res tened " ' In an eruption of hectic patriotism and the peoplo re-elected him so emphatically that the Cabinet became worried and tho Presi dent of Franco began to look up the tlmo tables for elsewhere. It looked wry much like tho United States ot Boulanger In 1888 '"BBMlanger hesitated. Weeks passed nnd ho did not kick over the Government and eradicate the Constitution. Tho Gov ernment plucked up courage and Issued a warrant for his arrest. To tho Intense sur prise of ovorybody Boulanger fled, nnd as his coat tails receded In the dim horizon a great man dwindled into an ..adventurer and Franco's last danger from tho Royalists dls- aPBoulaf.8er blow his brains out In Bruwela In 1891 at the grave of a woman to whom lio ad been only partially married, and so great was his obscurity that not even tho students In tho Latin Quarter started a riot about It. Gcorgo Fitch. He Was Wise Tho man who invented tho protzel may not havo understooa Trisoiiu"'"j. - y linew how to reach the human stomach In tho most direct way. Blinks on tlio Subway Trfolef Sequence Blinks Is yielding to his wife, But a fury on tho trolley. In their dally mortal strife, Blinks' Is yielding to his wife. But it isn't worth your lifo To repel him It Is folly, Blinks is yielding to his wifo, But a fury on the trolley. When ho sees an empty scat Twenty feet or moro away, Blinks has mothods suro and neat When ho sees nn empty tfeat. Blinks will trample women's feet, Stamp on mon wh,o bar the way, When he soes an empty seat Twenty feet or more away. Quite Sufficient "What makes humorists such a mournful lot of men7" ..,,, . . "The suggestions of their friends for funny stories, I guess." Awkward Hostess I want you to sing, Mr. Basso, but It's such a pleasant party I hate to break It up. 'Boston Transcript. Caught "Havo you been kissing that young man ngaln?" demanded her mother. "No," sho quavered, "I his coat's rough, that's how I scratched my face." Paradoxically Funny There's honor among thieves, 'tis said; I 'sometimes doubt It. In some, all trace of honor's dead; Theytseem to flout It. I find, 'tis strange beyond belief, In all my searches, No sign of honor In the thief Who preys In churches. Book News Stout Wife How do you like my mas querade costume? I'm a page. ' Husband Pago? You look more like a volume. That Neutrality Business Loyal Britons no longer exclaim "Save tho mark." They say "Save the shilling." When Talk Begins Hostess People are very dull tonight, Adolph. I really can't get them to talk. Host Play something, dearest. Judy. Perversity One man went to business! schools, Learned to do each thing by book, Another never studied rules, What he liked he went and took. The first man should have fallen through. The second knew no word like "fall." The -first had brains he's In "Who's Who." The second had nope he Is In Jail. Prowess "Isn't lie somewhat of a big game hunter?" "Oh. yes, he kills a grizzly every month In one ot the magazines." The Actor' Balm "I've spoiled three films trying to produce this drama." said the moving picture director, despairingly, "but I can't seem to get any life Into the actors." "That's easy," replied his assistant, "Hire half a hundred men to applaud and they'll run It off In fine style." Habit Doctor I have to report, sir, that you aro the father of triplets. Politician Impossible! I'll demand a re count. Puck. Caught Senator Tillman was arguing the tariff with an opponent. be aiU knW l "eVer boaat" the opponent "Never boast? Splendid!" said Senator Tillman, and he added quietly. "No wonder you brag about lt."-Washlngton Stan 1 From the Cub's Note Book There is an enterprising young gentleman (name unknown) who will be rich and fm" 011s before he is 30. but who is "now engaed SpESr., r coTner0 B of today's cort" o5??pIrt? Wgram Urn to yVne-up0of jte wpsctea wfcfc Mr. BUtowaU f Ld hS J "" apwai -T-v. " W - atsfct not --W f i U. r- - ?. ".".'. " feeaus. away Bui rv " 4ue n "W. .way, jm ., W4, u, ,73J i " ft? d fs