Sft"".fcii v. , . - v wraw8w- rTlW BVBNIKa LEPftBB PHILADELPHIA, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1914a im'.;! i t i .Hi . ! . r i, , , i ,n' n r , - i in f " ' " " ' 1 . irrgr f frJnr--- ---- -r if - !. , . -. ;,. ,. ....... -r, ' tl y r , - - 1 i J . . r .-.as ,,,, ,,... .-..n ' p. tf Kuft t. Hi II V 11 'f . CONDITIONS THE NEW HOUSING LAW WOULD REMEDY SltS.! 88 aUS?" ' 1,W i'iWmSi pppji " .. VS'ii' ihnipipi' i'ipirpipiiirt!5i " life: -W !: E , yWMWJ-U'wwa'un inn mil jmiuluj.'I.i.1)iuij-,i.ijwj .mj.i.nm. i.. u n ! n i. i i ru. .1 u niii. i i..i. n. .1 1 r i 1 J lis ll" "'.,'.".'..., rMmMm'm"m'iinmU0Xft"'''' ""'' 1-, "'?f-vl I 1 ROOM, FIVE FEET WIDE WHERE THREE MEN SLEEP STOVE MUST ALSO SERVE AS TABLE GARRET FULL OF DIRT AND DUST ' I If' A trio of workingmen make use of these crowded quarters (or sleeping Habitation of a poverty-stricken negro family. This home is so small the Such places are ireW. '"X iVTSrown into an empty cfosct I f and living purposes. Besides being a little over five feet wide, the room is ch.ldren cannot remain indoors when their elders are present, but must Broken furniture and odds and ends ar urcnm menace the entire city. f! 19 feet long, six feet eight inches high and 17 Inches above the street. make use of a broken and wash-filled stairway leading to the roof. where germs develop and disease breeds that may menace me enure c y. .l-m Tin a :o, l"wil -.-.o; &'. PLAYGROUND FOR CHILDREN OF THE POOR When children of the tenement districts are driven off the streets this is the sort of place they must resort to. It is an alleys way littered with refuse and criss-crossed by the seepage from the many washtubs surrounding. The drainage all runs off into the corners and frequently in wet weather the courtyard becomes a miry swamp unfit for human beings. LIVING QUARTERS OF A. RAG-PICKING PAMILY In this narrow apace are piled a half dozen bags of dirty and tattered rags, a bed. a table on which meals are served, and a stove that is frequently red hot Fire is a constant menace. A family caught by flames in such a narrow space would have littlo or no chance for their lives and neighbors closely surrounding would be in an equally bad plight. WITH THE WITS AT HOME AND ABROAD A COMPARISON "After our football practice yesterday, I felt just like the railroad '" accident victim you read about in the papers." "How'a that?" "Why, tnreo coaches passed over me." Without Stripes Ewl ..-, r:-rt-X retired army officer Joined one of s-::ta tsnusn vwunieer corps aoo tte, j.ampla to others, and it, happened that tUi1imM. umt dawn to Inspect the rest ates- . ..i - luamir Dawn in lines no naucsa m w- Ajrat.wJU an array of medals on his chest "Jpitrbnlslnglys ' . ryrfll, my eood man, so you've aea hm senrleT' "Yes, air." ," ""Crime? Mutiny, eh r T,' sir." fli-f-'ilcw did you et your Serjeant's i f$0H ere a private on your discharge. tSirSw rner .wwy xb,wm your IsWwhea you left the serrlcel ''"siyor central, elri" " Ofmfesree pear to a Wuh as he had ms Mm M yr. B'l Vttfrly confuted, the ; fffti awletant inspector roda on. golomon Uodernized SWw - iMrp;ia. jiij- wsm perptexea T f fc enlttiir IiUwe of two Kearo ntjtti.m far 9, baby. oh oootendlBS that M tsv wotfeM of it. The Judjrt l9roon, and, drawmv a from feU twstft, deetared that Ha half to eaoh. wU Wtr iiHjked. but had no Mn auHiorttr aad parp of U Make lbs prwoaed com- TNa't d iat. bee." they beth hi vmlMim. "Tcu oaa keep H W k ' Klfu ftp m.Fie rH-' SP .: HeW ;- Inil-' MTiir mw SWtRfi ffe Vou 86T ON ffuST dtttjBnBnBHHBMPqHPJHKiafiMiHHfiMBa T"LJ BC " "ilium mi i i I waJ Ww iiat trf frk "' '. '"SOU w sit- f ""kr Hw tsP iieaaWw- -eflsV iW (PP Agllo Parent "Papa, what ti aa tAovUheoaf Wbyr "TW Vr aays Jawe w a blat oa Ida enoDtctijie)ii 'Xh. yeil 1 MwUm U, a, Hut ? . JWlPIt-' JS f- fill 111 Ti iim KlKV'i H i-wr! if J i ft ill S' sT? FOKBEIHQ OFF Ss "". Hfl Ss'ST ThE GROUND pw -i - - - - - - THE DAYS OF REAL SPORT Just I4k father A leuon In mythology was In pros r; the auWect for the day was Atlas. Ten minutes before the school closed the ttaeher devoted to saklnr ques tions. This was tbs time when she cenerally discovered what a lot of tslklns It U poielble to do without belnc heard. "Now, Alice Ermyntrude, what did Atlas dor 'Supported the world on his shoulders, miss," replied Alice Ermyntrude, with the calm confidence of certain knowledce. That's rlfht, dear," answered the aratl fled teacher, "Now, Oerranaellne Ellen, If Atlas supported the world, what sup ported Atlas?" OerranaeUne Ellen's knowledia of the male ses was confined to a close observa tion of her father's habits. "PUu, teaclver," sh answered, "his wlfo!" Covering the Case ludaa Opday, of AUliUon, tIU this lawyer storys An Jrib lawyer was al torney for a $nn ehart-ed with murder. Addressing th Judge, the attorney said: "Your honor. J shall first nbplutoly vrovo to the jury that the prisoner oould not havfl oaltted the ariroe with W he U sharced. If tht doe not wwvrlnce the jury. I shau; show that lie was Inaane. wie h eemltUd R If Ul falls I Vpm lb Biltnur KvtKleg Boa. OOMMSNCIN' TO BKG1N TO AKSUVB J Sd-'"1 'iiir. (mr. HIS ONLY ANXIETY Shipwrecked Mariner I'm axin' myself if we ort ter take $200 er week from the vaudlvilley people when we is rescued, or If we ort ter ax 'em for $250? War Mew In a hospital at Cape Town during the South African M'ar, tha keenness of cer tain amateur members of the nursing1 Staff tended to anrravata, rather than alleviate, the sufferings of some of the wounded, At last the British soldier's native wit canto to thn rescue, One morning a sick soldier's bedclothes displayed a slip of paper Inscribed) "Tpo 11) to bs nursed todfcy!"-Tit-Blta. yor Her Use Mrs, Morelock's birthday was nearly due, and one morning- shortly before that e,vent, Oeorie. her young son, said: "Mother, will you alve. me a dollar? I want to vet you a birthday present." "That Is very thoughtful of ym, dear." replied the mother, very much pleased, "but what Is It that ypu ncod a dollar to buy?" 'Well, you see, mother,' azplslped tha little boy. "one dollar Is the prtee of It, V the dandiest sateber'a mask you ever saw, Harper's Magaslne, " '" ' an p $he Succeeded He You promised me If our U won to day you'd marry . ShoTei, I promised the whole U th same .Mar, Just to ssur 'esi uiot Ohjeago Hears. Social Strangera Bank Teller (pollteiyj-i'im sorry, madam, but I cannot oah your check, STou must bring In soma one to identify you; tbst Is. some one who Is known to both of us. Fair Customer lofty)-Indeedt I am sura our social spheres are entirely too distinct for such a thing to be possible. 14 re. """ffF iT"""i " i .. -frvm nUftooe Blutur ABSBNT.MINDED "Why did vu, . .i... .. . la voir hkirVr "" "" wHSswym hnut Jf'TJl.t Ot&STB, t. 4r-ag igjmra&i s fc $z f-- -1 " S1 TM a wubbjsk wsvwtqpe Hfew yTT & SK rtife. 5g f j -.t StJPir'JJ .r!t--,'-5teS TCWl.S BRB&f&X V "IPWSIKP e m ph. apf i r s.-! -.- -. . .