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By mall pojlp"'1' rutil1 nf Philadelphia, except where forel-fl PtnJ Is required. Daily OJiv mis, month. tenty-flv cents. Daily Only, ono year, three dollars. Alt mall subscrip tions payable In advance. KEIt, 3000 WAIMJT KEVSTO.Nr. V MN 300O E7" .tddrrj nil commutttealloiM to Evening Ledger, Independence Sijuarr, PfcllanWphld KMEBLD AT THE rillLAPCLNm rnsTOn'ICK AS SLCO.SB" CLASS MAIL MATTER. piiiLADLij'iii,suuRi)u,otnum:it i". pi Pillar of the People's Hope WHKN Dr. Martin G. Urumbnugh says ho Is unbossed and unbossablo he not only speaks tho truth, but all the big and little political bosses know that he is speaking the truth. Hcnco the professional bosses nnd their satellites aro not wildly enthusias tic over tho Brumbaugh candidacy. They support it, of course, but only because it Is to strong and popular that their one chanco of continued tenure of ofllce is to hang on to tho Doctor's coattails. And when Doctor Brumbaugh Bays that he has no open or underground alliance with tho interests that Jeopardize the stability of our Commonwealth he nut only speaks the truth, but all tho Interests know that he Is speaking the truth. Behind his words thero nro nearly 30 years of life In the public eye n life so frank and clean ond'beyond reproach that it gives Uto lie to any statement or In sinuation that ho shares with Penrose tho support of the liquor dealers and the under world. Doctor Brumbaugh believes that State and national issues have no vital connection, and logic is on his side when bo goes his own way, making his own platform, outlining his own policies and conducting his own cam paign. Only a strong man, a genuinely strong man, conscious of his own rectltudo nnd ability to serve the Commonwealth, would dare to take such a course. And it Is the way to victory. Clear Up the New Haven Scandal HOW deeply submerged In financial scan dal the New York, Now Haven and Hartford Railroad Is maj never bo fully known by the public. Almost every day some new evidence of reckless financing comes to view, even to tho extent of discovering notes and collateral in dead men's lock boxes, with no explanation of how they came to be there. Tosslbly Indignation will not bo so keen as when the mnnngoment made a shambles of their lines, but as a salutary and deterrent Influence upon nil public and seml-publlo corporations every questionable and Illegal phase of the railroad's affairs should be made known. Neither should there be any degree of Immunity for those who plunged tho system Into such Impotency and Infamy. "Whether their guilt bo traceable to personal greed or careless negligence, tho law should take Its due course, whatever the social prominence of the offenders may be. This country needs a restored confidence In tho capability and Integrity of railroad management. Until that arrives It Is futile for the roads to expect a, whole-hearted government redress of their erievances. Man Whom Penrose Championed WILLIAM LORIMER, stripped of his toga by vote of the Senate, la under Indict ment for misapplication of bank funds, lend ing money on unsecured notes and to officers of the bank, and for wildcat financiering. The news is Important to Pennsylvanlans, bocauBo Lorimer Is tho man for whom Penrose stood sponsor In Washington and whoso cause ho championed in the face of , the nation. Some men aro loved for the onomles thoy make and others are despised for the friends they have. Sj mpathy is an index to charac ter, and the things for which a man will fight are a revelation of the standards he holds. Bryan Embarrassed Never ! NOT even the clergymen tt Ohio, deter mined that tha Secretary of State shall make n pronouncement upon prohibition, can really embarrass him. They may put him in a passing predicament, they may annoy htm by their unsophisticated zeal, they may make it hard for him to be passionately and con vincingly eloquent; but they can no more embarrass Mm than taey could tha Pelphlc oracle. No public man ever had a, readier fluency In ambiguities, such finesse In phraseology, such adroitness in platform mechanics. In some delicate way or another, Mr. Bryan will placate the Prohibitionists, cajolo the local optionlsts, satisfy the ministers and yet allow the whisky Democrats a right of way tn the State fight. 4 Japan lteayrakcning China CHINA once more is rubbing Its eyes over the astounding prestige and progress at Japan. When Nippon defeated Rusdla the Chinese first realized the value of western civilization. Under Yuan Shi Kal the new republic has been slowly slipping back Into its age-long somnolence. Now that Japan Is taking a plaee ai parity with Great Britain, France and Russia tn the world-wide struggle, the Chinese patriots are wondering why their great land with four hundred million people cannot have an equal standing. This Jealousy will mean more schools and colleges, more newspapers and telephones, more railroads and trolleys, more liberty and justice for China. As a by-product ai the war it may well be by far the moat important. Hope for the Merchant Marine SINCB the new registry law went Into effect t2 foreign vessels have been added to the American oiarehant marine. This Is a hopeful sign for tha future of shipping inter jits In this country, and what is now ur gently needed Is a definite goernmental policy by wbih, the advantage already jajnecl can be ket and increased. So fax so good, uut far the re-csiutjlisa- l menl and development of the American mer chant marine tho navigation taws mii9t bo so revised ns to enable our ship owners to compete on equal terms with tho carriers of other nations. As to the proposal for Government-owned ships, Us adoption would mean, among sev eral evils, n competition which would dis courage private capital. Congress should recognize tho political Inexpediency of n $30,000,000 appropriation for such an experi ment, on top of Its unpopular levy of $100, 000,000 in war taxes, and decide after nil to give a real Impetus to the upbuilding of tho merchant marine by liberalizing and rectify ing the present hampering and antiquated navigation laws. Penrose Playing Snnison MAD with pain nnd humiliation, with vision gone and strength sapped, Penrose Is trying to win revenge and a Inst personal triumph beforo ho goes to his doom. Llko Samson of old, ho has put his arms around tho columns supporting tho Hermit Hcnn home that hns sheltered him for jenrs and with ono final desperato rlfort he would pull It to the ground to cover Ills own ruin. Penrose Is under suspicion In the supreme legislative chamber of tho nation for his use of campaign funds; everywhere his mtine Is linked Ignomlnlously with Lorimer nnd Sul livan, of Illinois, with Bnrnes and Sulzer, of New York; evidence has been published that his campaign drawn Its chief and most dis reputable strength from tho liquor timbers and dealers of Pennsylvania. Ho claims that the fortunes of the Repub lican party depend upon his re-election. This Is so far from being true that the success of Penrose In November will prove to bo the' worst disaster Republicanism has suffered. Never in tho history of the party has It had a more vulnerable candidate a man who Is a tangible contradiction and negation of everything honorable and noble In the tradi tions nnd spirit of tlie party of Abraham Lincoln. Wait for the Second THE first act Is over nnd tho heroine Is in the clutches of the Red Indian. But, mind you, the villain Is only temporarily trium phant. The second act Is on this afternoon. Wait for the hero to got in his licks. A good play Is a better piny for a desperato start. Whoever saw a really good melodrama that didn't put virtue in a pretty bad fix nt tho start-off? That's where the hero comes in. Keep your eye on Cornelius and his trained elephant. They will rescue Miss World's Pennant yet. They will get her down from the stronghold of Benndom with a rope ladder of four stout rungs, and bear her away to a happy year of residence In Philadelphia. Meanwhile, let who will be tenrful. Rome was not built In a day, nor a world's cham pionship In three months' practice at ladder climbing. Back to the pit with you, Evcrs nnd Emerson! Pennsylvania Itself the Judge THE Norrls resolution is not dead. It has merely been put to sleep. Meantime the people of Pensylvanla have an opportunity to set themselves and this great common wealth right beforo the nation by repudiating utterly the system against which the inquiry Is directed and the man who Is its champion and its leader. Make Health Contagious IN CLOSING tho silver Jubilee celebration at Johns Hopkins, Doctor Flcxnor made an announcement of fitting Importance. He gave assurance that Infantile paralysis is caused by a germ organism, which ho has succeeded in Isolating and by means of which he has proved infection to bo spread. It is tho first step toward a dependable cure. Prevention is already in sight, for it is now clear that tho disease is transmitted through respira tion nnd that adults carry the germs which may Infect children. Almost every day brings some such new hopo for the health of tho world. Only a short timo ago camo tho announcement from Doctor Mayo of his advances against can cer. The peaceful war against disease goes on in America, while malevolent Mars ab sorbs all the energies of Europe. Yet how much swifter might be its progress if tho millions spent in a slnglo day of European conflict could Bo devoted instead to tho cam paign which aims, in tho words of Dana, to "make health contagious." Continue to Pray OBEDIENT to President Wilson's request, millions of prayers wero offered to the Almighty and All-Father last Sunday on behalf of peace. Prayer, in its deepest and truest sense, Is not a formal act. porformable only In specific places and at regulated hours. Prayer I a mood nf the mind, an attitude of the spirit It Is the soul of man seeking harmony With the will of Ood. Therefore. If prayer were proper last week it Is appropriate this week and always. Where the object sought is so disinterested as the restoration of human peace, and good will, every one, everywhere and at Oil times may pray In pure sincerity. "More things aro wrought by prayer than this world dreams of." t ... -j What could you espect on a Friday? When ! a speculator not 4 speculator? Ask Judge Martin. Tho speculators havo Braves as scalpers. nothing on the No "slusn fund" Inquiry till wlntr, when the slushing is good Mexico la Indefatigable. When the eenUo of revolutionary difficulty removed itself to the North. Mexico City promptly supplied a riotous strike of Its motormen. With the speculators' tickets all sold, this keeping up tho raln-gamo bluff seems a little foolish. What everybody want i clear, sunny afternoon- The white elephant needs o mist to bide behind. The London Morning Post is authority for the statement, under a Caps Town date, that "a cjerman patrol has raided Walflsch Pay. capturing a police sergeant," Cculd daring and heroism go further? r ' The first step In the much-needed revision of our patent laws appears to have been taken in Representative Esmonds' bill to ctimpel the owner of a foreign patent to license the manufacture of bis invention if be himt.f in not putting it on the market. Now It is known where Harry K. Thaw has been all this time Sojourning in Net Hampshire. Jerome wants his case disposed ..f This la Ju-u tbe time, when Europe ts so basily t ga?pd thai n cannot pay attention to this disrate vt -Vmcr.tan Jur-irudnce. PASSED BY THE CENSOR PLUTARCH, who had as many lives' as a Tipperary cat, says in ono of them: "A prating barber asked Archelaus how lio would llko to bo trimmed. He answered: 'In silence.' ", Percy Standing, the actor, had his hair cut In silence last Saturday In "tho Hotel Lincoln, Pittsburgh, bnrbcr shop. It cost him $9.75. Standing Is Ultra-English, deucedly so, yo know. Ho Is also nntl-Ucrmnn, tremendously so. The barber Is German; nlso ultra anti English, Standing sat himself down In tho chair nnd suggested that the man of shears trim his hnlr slightly, especially In tho back, as his part required that ho wear his hair rather long. Then ho uttered somo remarks about tho Kaiser, the Kaiser's army and tho German nation In general. Then ho began lo rend a paper. After a while ho found that tho barber hnd finished bis tnsk. He looked nt himself in the glass. . Revcngol Desperato Desmond In bis most fiendish moment had never pcrpertrated so scurvy a trick! Tor that German barber hud delibcintcly and with malice aforethought clipped Standing's back hair with a horse clipper In the style so much In voguo among olllco boys. U'hnt followed, especially tho verbal por tion, must be omitted. But that night a policeman called at the theatre to arrest Standing for alleged high treason, lose mnjestnot, mayhem, Incendiarism and frac ture nf King George's English. The case was settled out of court for $D.7fi. - There Isn't any moral worth chronicling to this hnlr-rnlslng talc. STATIONED within a square of City Hall Is a policeman who hns certain political Mews which ho does not always care to have made public. "Safety first." he raid. "My Job wouldn't be wot th much if it became known how I feel on political matters." And then he told this tnle to Illustrate bis viewpoint: Ho dreamed that he died nnd hud gone to "war," where Satan was In full rhnrgo. The devil was polite and sought to mako him nt home. First, he took him Into a room, moderately warm, along whose sides were hung various spirits In human form. "This Is tho room where Progressives nro kept," the devil explained. Then ho took him into a still warmer room, also occupied by spirituous no, spiritual shnpus. "This Is tho Democratic storehouse." Tho third room was sizzling hot. In It wcro numerous shapes, dancing nbout In tho bent. "What aro those?" asked the dreaming policeman. "They're Republicans who nro going to vote for Penrose because of the tariff," ex plained the devil. "They're too green to burn." FOR many years engineers and inventors puzzled their collective brains over tho question of casting high temperature metals. They had cast Iron und lead and zinc, hut bronze and steel had resisted their efforts, try ns they would. A Belgian Inventor did succeed in evolving n furnace which would cast bronze, but the process had no com mercial value, being too costly. At about this time Samuel P. Wetberlll. Jr., of this city, was graduated and entered tho world of business with his father nnd namesake. Then ho decided to Invent tho furnace to cast bronze nnd stool. For months he worked; for months ho fnilcd. Asso ciated with him wns a practical engineer, ono who had hnd vast experience. No ono hnd much faith In tho proposition; everybody predicted failure. But youilg Wethcrlll did not know enough to quit. Ho kept on, night and day and week and month. Ono day he announced that ho had perfected the electrical casting furnace. And now the steel companies are forced to pay royalty to the persistent young Philadcl phian, who Just wouldn't stop trying. IT WAS just before tho war. The British militants wero smashing up things In gen eral and shop windows in London in par ticular. Mrs. Michael Morton, wlfo of tho dramutixt, happened to llvo in London at tho time. As she was packing her belongings, prior to her departure for this country, sho needed the services of a hammer. So sho went to an ironmonger's, which Is "hnrd--warc" tn Amorlcan, and asked for tho Imple ment. The head of the store stammered n negative, s "I'm very so sorry," he said, "but wo haven't any ha hammers at present," "No hammers?" naked Mrs. Morton Incred ulously. "No, we're all out nf hammers." he de. clared, and seeing himself between the Heylla of n broken plute glass window and the f'harybdis f an enormous lie, ho hedged by adding "but perhaps we could er let you hae a little hammer," "Hut I don't want a little hammor." ex claimed Mrs. M'irtoii angrily. "I want a big hammer, one with which I can hit hard!" That ended the controversy, for tho shop, keeper and his clerk escorted Mrs. Morton to the door, with tho admonition that alio quit being a "fury." N' "OW that there ts a possibility that tho great cathodral of fitrassburg may again come into the limelight, it Is of Interest to retail thut its nlstoric lok dates back only to U3S. The original clock was mado 318 jears ago, but tho mechanism woro out tn tS3. and n French cimkraaker named Schwelgu replaced practically the entiro works. Noon hour is tho best for seeing the clock "work," Promptly at that time nn angel strikes the time on a gong, the whllo Father Time reverses bis hour gloss. There are also symbolic figures for each day of tiio week. Sharp as tlie first stroke of noon rings out a flguro of tho Saviour appears. The Apostles pass around it and a wooden rooster Maps his wings and crows shrilly am loud. Incidentally tUe ckxk represents a perpetual calendar. BRADFORD, SQDI. OF A TOWN prom the ladlasapsU Nw-. The Hev. Brncst C. Wareing, an editor of tha Western ChrUtlan Advocate, is convinced that a city has no eul. So, at least, he revords him. elf is a recent address before the Clon Park AniMy. Those who feci Inclined to dispute the itev. Mr. Warning's judgment, howeter, trw tint be entuely ttitlmut reason on their tide A gusd deal depends on what is meant by ")ii! " CitU differ, end the difference U not merely one ot physical avptit It Is deeper anil less obvious, and not so i-a4Hy analyieii. Towns differ, ami even hamlets, and lw luu as little tu do nith it as physUal astx-it Wide streets or inriuw, crouktd or straight, tall builUiugd or I, a- are not thu things, after all. that make une .lty more des-i-able than anoth1 r They ar t'-nrr( of pride or of regret an expression ef i.c.cisitj' or a materialization of advantage. but they do not give a city Its character. That arises from Its citizenship. Psychologist have dealt with thp matter from various points of view, seeking, In ono way nnd another, some t'i n lo nccount for the radical difference" i diservo. There Is Utile reason, for exnnii' ij- lndlnnnpolls should differ from C(ncltin-i.i A navlgablo river at Cincinnati's door Is no sulllclcnt to account for tno variation. If It Is, then Cincinnati should not materially differ from St. Louis. Yet It dees tleoginphlcul situation has, to be sure, Its effect, and one would reasonably expert to observe r. difference between St. Paul nnd At lnlitn, but wlmt Is to nccount for tho difference bMWecn St. Paul and Minneapolis? On the whole. It Is not nt nil unlikely that tho RfV. Mr. Warelng Is wrong. What ho says nbout cities, generally speaking, we would not s.iy oven nbout New York. Light, shallow, filvolous ns It Is in a nensc, big, complex, hotirogenrous, it has Its own Individuality ns n city. Its own communal Bplrit, Its own civic character. Indeed, for most of our larger cities It would be Impossible to dcvlso some distinc tive nnd Interpretative symbol, each differing from the other-to give lif tills form a graphic subMnnco to municipal spirit. CURIOSITY SHOP Both England nnd Prussia havo been desig nated as "Aaron's Serpent" (Ex. vll, 10-12), the fonnor because she absorbed India and the latter because she did likewise with the small German Stntcs. James Buchanan was the only bachelor I resident, and was so nicknamed. Grover Cleveland was unmarried hen he entered tho Presidency, but ho married Frances Fol som in the AVhlte House Juno 2, 18S6. The word "cabal," meant to designate nn intriguing party, was formed from the Initials of Clifford, Ashley,- Buckingham, Arlington nnd Lauderdale, all members of nn English Ministry under Charles It. Tho word "dago," now nppllcd to Italians, wns originally meant for Spaniards, being a corruption of "hldnlgo." Philippe, Due d'Orleans, wns called "Ega lite," becabse he sided with tho ro-olutlonary party whoso motto wus "Llberte, Egallte, Fraternlte." Despite his republican leanings, he wns guillotined In 173. "Faint heart ne'er won fair lady" dates buck to ,1509, when It appeared In "A Proper New Ballade In Praise of My Lady Marques": "Then havo amongst vo once again. Faint harts fairo ladies l juer win." The Straits of Bab-el-Manccb nro often re ferred to ns tho Gate of Tears, this being a nearly literal translation of tho Arabian term. Moore, In his "The Fire Worshipers," says: "Like some ill-dcstlncd bark that steers In ullcuce through the Onto of Tears." HUM OF HUMAN CITIES Music Is not a problem for Philadelphia; tho city hns Its orchestra and Its operatic visitors. And music Is not a problem for Keokuk. But In between lie cities like St. Louis, which appreciate and desire good music, but which find it very dllllcult to obtain. Just now St. Louis Is waging a broad, popular campaign to save Us Sym phony Orchestra. The orchestra found Itself this year facing a deficit of about $15,000. which even the gifts of rich supporters did not meet. The appeal for a popular subscription to cover this went out from all quarters. The weekly Mirror, of St. Louis, wrote characteristically: ' "Tho Symphony Society must not bo nllowcd to go to the wall, after 30 yeais of splendid esthetic ministration to our spirits, for need of $15,000. Man docs not live by bread nlnne. Music feeds the senses and the soul. Music mnkes for socinl harmony. The Symphony is the city's best card as an in tellectual nnd artistic centre. Let us all get together and pitch In to keep the Symphony going. It Is worth everybody's while. To snvb the 'Sundays Pops' alone would warrant a sacrifice by every believer in education and culture. And here's a chance to democratize music, to mnke it 11 venture of and by ns well ns for tho people. If every one whoso ln I stlnct is to Indorse this suggestion wero to j subscribe from Jl to $.", tho "t. Louis Choral svmpnnny season ior tun woniu no mag nificently assured. Obey that Impulse now." Letters c.ime to the newspapers In great numbers commending the orchestra nnd pledging support. Nothing in months had evoked so many missives "to tho editor." The emphasis wns mainly on the esthetic and democratic tsides of the natter. The Post-Dispatch, however, found an as pect to touch tho business man: "Apart from the question of cultuie, there Is a great uttlltnrinu purpose Served by tho Symphony Orchestra advertisement of the city. "A great musical organization on tour, ns ours has been, Is a traveling salesman and, ns Oliver Richards has aptly pointed out, it Is the only municipal institution which can bo sent out 'drumming.' St. Louis cannot send out its parks or boulevards or archi tectural beauties 'on tho rond' and it has not even n world's champion ball team! "Last vear the orchestra on tour did much to counteract in tho country tin bad Impres sion disseminated by our unfinished free bridge. We can't afford this year an un finished free orchestra, abandoned, on top of tho unfinished free bridge for wan: of $15,000. NATIONALPOINT OF VIEW There is a pronounced difference between total military debility and a top-heavy mili tarism which crashes over Into a war with Its own weight, and tills Ih Just the time for the American peoplo to tincture Ideals with common sense. Now York Evening Sun. Great Britain hns token a reasonable atti tude on tho matter of American shipping des ' lined for neutral ports, and lias given assur ' nnco that thorn will be no interfeicnco with i vcscIb Hying our flag that carry conditional contraband to Holland or other countries not I at war. Chicugo Evening Post. Indications that the uppor classmen at the Johns Hopkins University have resolved to do away with hazing nt Rojnewood suggest a (leunito improvement i' " "ic "i mu iih body and promise to place the dignity of the Institution upon a piano commensurate with Its importance. The community will heartily In dorse tho movement understood to havo orig ir.ated among the Btudcnts and will hope that thero will be no recessions from Its laudable purpose. Baltimore Star. The several boards of the Rockefeller Foun dation have done and aro doing such scientific, thorough and valuable work that the announce ment by tbo foundation of an inquiry into In dustrial conditions, relations nnd problems can hardly fall to cause Interest and lively expec. tatlou of real benefit In thoughtful circles. That tho Rockefeller Inquiry will bo Independ ent and etllcient may bo taken for granted. Chicago Tribune. lt Pemocrats try as they may to shift the blame, the fact remutns that the failure of the AVIlson-I'nelcrwood tariff as a revenue provider was apparent and admitted long before there was any thought of a general European war. Conditions wero bad before the war; the war has merely made them worse, that U all. Springfield (Mass.) Union. Tho President and Congress havo done well to tako time for further discussion of t-te Gov eminent ship purchase bill. The emergency aspect of the measure has steadily lost Im portance. When first proposed It seemed (hat prompt action by the Government would be necessary to protect the business of tho coun try. Almost two months have passed and the emergency. If any exists, Is not grave enough to be reflected in the demands of t'.ie great body of producers. Chicago Herald. Our Mexican Prisoners from tlw New York World. An Incident of the Mexican war almost for gotten ts the internment at Fort Wingate, N. M., of a Federal army of several thousand men and women which nearly a year ago sought refuge on our soil when closely pursued by the Constitutionalists, we have held the whole crowd as prisoners, iharginir their board bill to the new CiMVerum-iit which is soon to be Inaugurate. As showing how both sexes participate in Mexican wars, it Is noteworthy that since this refugee camp was established in New Mexico 317 children have b"n born. Is there a future President among them! IN A SPIRIT OF HUMOR The Real Strain World's Series games are a terrible ntraln on tho nerves of tho spectators', and also on their pocketbooks. Pity Both Pity the Boston gentleman supplied with a dozen wads , Offered a chance to back his team and back It at mounting odds; .... ... Sure of tho nine's ability and the strength of Its fighting lunge, Who didn't play tho Initial game who simply would not plunge. Pity the fan of the Maulln-f Macks, who splurged with his little all; Backing tho elephant to win, sure ot tho Kings of Maul; , ' , , ,. Alas, his pocket Is flat today, cleaned of tho needed "tin" ..... ... But he Is willing to bet his shirt that the MncKs go In and win. Cnuglit "I was looking at somo $20 hats today," said his wife, "and I brought this ono homo to seo what you think of it." "Frightful," said hor husband. "That's what I tho-ght. This Is a cheap, $5 hat; let mo havo $15." Suspicious "Ho'i j's a great man for economy Finds It cheaper to movo than pay rent. v.- ...! .... -,,. nnllnn Hint CI1.C11 tlntO ho hires a different company to movo his stuff." . Defined "Pa, what's a stntcsmnn?" "A politician of our party, my son. The Reason "He's rather old-fashioned; positively won't trust it bank with his money." "No. he never hns enough to start nn ac count." The Worker "Docs your furnaco work?" "No, but I do." The Topic of the Day Now ho whoso talk of battle tires Whoso shop and business chatter wearies, Beforo a rush of words retires And nil the talk is of the series. And men who like to talk of clothes. And men who like to talk of eating, Must all make place for him who knows, Or says ho docs, who'll gct the beating. In car, on sidewalk and In trolley The scalping visitors are talking: See how thoy bulldoze, coax and Jolly To help along their ticket hawking. Who tries to start a conversation On other subjects finds nn tenant In bond of friend or near relation, Who're wondering who will get the pennant. On Her Feet Mabel "Harold says ho doesn't like tho new dunce floor." Graycc "No, I guess-ho found It leathery. Fixing the Blame "What are you crying about, Jcnnlo?" "My my teeth stepped on my tongue." Gridiron Notes . News from tho hot place. Higher Mathematics Based upon figures furnished by the Inter national press ngents, Lie Lulls Blalzes, tho noted Chinese calculator, estimates that tho German army, consisting originally of 3,200. 000 men. hns lost 4,3iV7,032 men, and that tho Allies having 1,007,1.17 originally, havo lost fi,029,387,cri4 In dead, wounded and non existent. Slow in Emigrating The "Safety First" movement has not yet made its appearance on thoso extended battle lines in Europe. It Is Quito Likely There is little doubt that thesfc bullets (lred across tho frontier by reckless .Mexican sol diers were "made In America." Germs Gonna In your foods nnd the air you breathe, Germs in your mouth nnil your noso: Geims on your lips. In your whiskers, too. In families, classes nnd rows: Germs in the candy you give to your gltl, Germs on the stamps thut you lick. Hat, work or sleep without killing thorn off. And you nro bound to bo sick, So do tho doctors. In perfect accord, Make all humnnlty squirm, Till ovcryono wonders, but dares not to ask If there nro germs In a germ. .Why Railroads Pay Dividends A Kansas railway, in a burst of undue generosity, which Is expected to lead It Into Insolvency, announces that owing to a grain dealer.' convention In Kansas' City, tho rond will sell round trip tickets for "double tho one-way faro." Convincing Proof German culture has restrained Itsolf nftor nil. Teutonic war poets haven't committed ono war poem that wo know of, at loast not In English. The Lay of the Giurniand There aro some who bellevo that lablo manners wcro Invented by ono who nover felt tho pangs of hunger. Descriptive .llr.... ,11.1 I'nn fAtl ifl.nti .ln ,hli.1iiln.l ,, .,, jw. tui ,, ,,w. .,,.. ...til ... ill. 1 caught you uii and carried you nwuy." "Llko a fly In a glass of soda wutor," 1 An Kyc to the Future In olden days thoy hnd a sign rending: "Wo who tiro about to die snluto you." Jfowadays, tbo sign in Lowvlllo, jc. Y. reads: "Asbestos Burial Casket Company." Imaginary Polyandry "I'm awfully worried since you tola mo to put ft piece of wedding calto under my pillow to dream of my future husband." "Why?" "I dreamt of the State Fenclblcs" Reused Version "Know thynolf" was all very well In days gon by; today you'vo got to know others better than yourself to mako good, THE IDEALIST Few people will deny the character-build, lng virtues of hard work. Quito often, how. ever, a very low rating is put on these virtues. For instance, It ts 11 common thing tn hear that hard work serves as n means of kcoplng ono out of trouble. If ono remains busy, ono lias llttlo time to devote to unprofitable plens. ures and mind-destroying occupations. This concept, however, la a very low valuation of woik. A point which Is often lost sight of Is that continued application to the serious business of life results in surrounding a man or woman with other men or women whosu habits are Industrious and honest. Hard work creates un uplifting environment. In this sort of society a weak man develops strength; a strong man is made stronger. You will seldom Hnd a man who la an Idler serving as the companion of a man who Is a worker. Idlers seek the company of their own kind The ice of the worker is too fast for the idler to follow. Invariably the Idler Is thrown into the company of men whose solo object is the pursuit of demoralizing diver slons. This sort of association never permits of hard work or development. No Time To Sloji From tb 'bkaio Tribune. A little wholesale- frocery house In a saulk.rn Illinois town hough, iU carinas 0 S? few days before tho war sent prices soarln This susar wa, bousht st J cents a"L!o4 and 14 bews sold at 8 cents a pvund. TfaVheaJ "of thd firm Is now leisurely looking over plans for a residence, garage Included. The sudden overturn of the sugar market Is working other wonders as well. Those Louisiana sugar producers who wecO disman tling their great mills nnd talking of olng into tho livestock Industry will reap n harvest on their 1P14 cron. Tho beet sugar producers of the West will profit tremendously through the sudden removal of all competition with the Austrian, tho French and tho Russians. The tariff will still glvo them a measure of protec tion until May i, 1916. Tho 1-cent n, pound tariff covers both tho cane and tho beet sugars. With England buying sugars In the United Stntcs nnd many sugar-producing oounttlta going Into American markets nnd Cuban and West Indian centres for largo quantities, this would appear to be n poor time for the Amer ican planter to dlsmantlo his mills. VIEWS OF READERS ON TIMELY TOPICS Contribulions Tlint Reflect Public Opin. ion on Subjects Important to City, Stale and Nation, To tho-Editor of the Evening Lt>ri Sir As you sny In your editorial under the .beading, "Brumbaugh Qualified by Experience," "to plcturo Doctor Brumbaugh as a mera pedngoguo la to fly as wide of the mnrle as possible." This statement Is easily corroborated by glancing down the list of his associates In the present campaign. You nlso say that "Ho must bo a political economist and n trained diplomat." Granted but, what reason has the public to bellevo that the "Every power and quality that he has displayed so conspicuously In tho past will Bhlno moro brilliantly for the public weal"? The thinking public can hardly bo film flAmmcd Into believing that with his political nfllllntlons he can stand for anything but "Pen rosolsm" nnd nil that It represents. And If the voters at tho coming election do not ntamp out the disgrace of the past Pennsylvania will fully deserve to havo her elater States draw their cloaks about them and "pns3 by on tho other side." It hardly becomes the Evenino LEDOEn to appear straddling the deep chasm botween "Penroselsm" and decent Government by up holding Doctor Brumbaugh and crying "Wolf"! at Penrose when they stand for ono and the same thing. II. r. MONTGOMERY. Philadelphia, October 8. SUFFRAGE WINNING THE WORLD To the Editor 0 the Evening Ledger: Sir riense let mo congratulate and thank tho Evk'MNo LBDonn. for Its clear, strong editorial on woman suffrage In the October 7 Issue. I congratulnto you because your unequivocal stand for a great reform, which Is sweepln; the entire world, shows that your now evening paper Is progressive In policy and line the courage nnd foresight that augur success. I thank you for befriending n cause that ts working not only to secure a majority vote on tho sldo of Justice, but also to educate our whole peoplo to tho true meaning of democracy. CAROLING KATZBNSTEIN, Exccutlvo Secretary, Equal Franchlso Society of Philadelphia. Philadelphia, October S. NEW MEN IN NEW TIMES To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir May I congratulate you upon tho stand taken recently In your columns on the subject of suffrage for women? It looks as though this new daily would bo up to date, and a leader of thought In these new times which demand "new manners and now men." MARY E. MUMFORD. riilladolphln, October 8. HELPS TAXPAYERS TO DISCOVER To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir--Your nrtlclcs on the "Hands of Esau" are well written and very Interesting. More than that, thoy reveal to tho taxpayer the true naturo of the Organization, so thnt ho learns moro about Its methods, some of which he hardly thought about beforo. I hopo you will print the articles In pamphlet form when the scries Is completed. J. D. TURNBTJLL. Philadelphia, October S. FOR WOMAN SUFFRAGE To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir Good for tho Evening LEnaen and Its definite stand in favor of woman suffrage. Philadelphia, October. 8. F. R. COMMENDS STAND ON SUFFRAGE To the Editor of the Evening Ledger: Sir May I express to you the gratification that wo feel In learning that your paper has taken a stand for tho enfranchisement of women. With best wishes, EMILY SARGENT LEWIS. President Equal Franchise Society of Phila delphia. Philadelphia, October 8. American Atrocities I'rom tlie New York Time. T.te mutilating, milmlng and killing of chil dren, while not put in the category of atrocities, continues In tbo streets of this city. The Na tional 1 linkways Protective Society reports that In the month Just closrd 35 children wero slain by automobiles, as acnlnst eight by wagons and 2 by surfuco cars 15 In all-bringing up the total for the ear In Greater New York to 123 children killed by motor cars out of 215 that met death in tho btreets from all causes. JEALOUSY She leaned from out her ensemont wide, And watched below the human tide Flow, ns tho night drew nigh. 1 Bitter tho thoughts her fancy span. And black tho thread that through them ran As the hurtled feet .swept by: For, like a poisonous seed wide-sown. Her baso imaginings had grown And o'er her heart had crept; Till nil tlin nnn tvhn Invnrl lie l.nc Who strove to hold that love, hard-pressed, Her ceaseless watch she kept. Pays, gray with brooding and mistrust, Nights fraught with fears, wild and unjust Slowly Lovo's courage waned; And toward tho dreary length of years' to come Tho ono who loved her once gazed, tearless, dumb Duty ttlono remained. Lovo could not stay alone when Faith had gone, But long his feet her threshold lingered on Llfe's solaco sno had lost, nnd nothing gained. Ethel II. Wolf, In New York Times. THE BABMJNG FOOL Politics la a disease which causes honest mon to become machine adherents. Anybody tun bo a politician; it takes stntesmanllko qualities to rema.n a voter No politician ever sprained his anklo run ning from olilce. A political otllcoholde.- U a man who would rather hold down a position than a Job. A machine is a political trust meant to . c,.mPotitlon of independent rivals. A political complexion conslstj of machine talcum, spellbinder's rougo and Jobhunter's enamel. Some political leaders can't make their I s behave. A gopd mixer Is a politician who does not mix honesty with politics. Some politicians hold olilce; others work for a living. Insolence of office consists of not con tr but tig to the sluih fund. Public office Is a publiu trust" until the campaign opens in earnest. A platform consists of loose plunks so laid that the unwary voter may tread without seeing the politicians hiding underneath. A voter is an innocent animal, with long ears, who brays between elections and munches political piffie. A nominee is one who has sacrificed him self in his own cause, and who Is willing to extend the slaughter to the voters. The political game is played wjth stacked cards, with five aces which the voter never has dealt to him. A ballot is a supplkation from the voter asking the gods to deliver him from political bondage. Direct primaries are nvj always direct. 0Biil int