Ei-S3 M ,1- lEVENINq LBPGBB-PHILADBLPHIA, THPRSP'AY SEPTEMBER 23, IQffr a SOCIAL LIFE IN AND ABOUT PHILADELPHIA DUMBER of persons socially prominent die much interested in mo oyjrrnncis rt-..rfAaAAnla nt T.flnflrlmvnf., nilrl If name ror .un "" - - t.een decided to hold a Country Fair nnd ilMarket Dny n Saturday, October 3, from horning i""" '""1 "" """ ."" The homo was started a llltlfl over a yenr . hmi has nil early necompllshod n great ''work, "ver 600 patients were enred for this 'umnier THO properly on wniuti" uio nouse s-'jtanda was orlfilnally the Lansdowno Country Vciub. Among those who nro Interested In tha K'arrttlr aie Miss Frances L. Sullvan and Miss p,ta T.ivlnfislbn Sulllvnn, Mlf Emlllo M. M. f lilv'lnus, Miss ""' Jt- ItlvlntiBj Miss Mary fe E ginnotl Mies Matilda L. Jenkins, Mrs. Jnmes vi jjuntly, Mis. M. McMlchen, Mlsn Jean Ilow I t.nrt Levis. Miss Agnes' H. .Levis, Mrs. Francis jm iiat(cisoii, Miss Gertrude Fettcrman nnd very I? .. nfhof.l. I many outers. ft r. and Mr rs. P. Williamson Roberts, who have been spending the summer in York Har tor. closed their houso yesterday nnd will return to town by motor, i caching here Sat- l irday. They will' occupy tha Crnlg Blcldlo house at 1713 Locust street for the winter. ;- The fioberts aro building a now houso on the t old Clarrott property, which they purchased last year. It Is expected that the house will 1 be ready for occupancy about next May. Mr. and Mrs. William II. Horatmnnn, who ipent July cruising with Mr. and Mrs. Walter Llnplncott, on tlfblr yacht Lady Betty, have J5, relumed from Northeast Harbor, Me., where i they were visiting their daughter and son-In-i law, Dr. and Mrs. Frederick Fraley. Dr. nnd Mrs. Frnley will close Halcyon Monday, and will spend two weeks with Mr. and Mrs. ' Horstman at Nonvynden, Ovcrbrook. ( Dr. and Mrs. Alfred Reginald Allen will re i' turp Saturday from Lake George, where they L have spent the summer. ,: Miss Placid Vogt Is at present the guest of t her brother-in-law and sister, Dr. and Mrs. '. Richard Xorrls. ? Dr. C II. Harbaugh, of this city, Is staying In White Sulphur Springs, W. Va for a few I days. ' ' The Nclghbois' Club, a prominent nodal ,', organization of Lansdowne, Pa., met nt the I" home of Dr. O. Victor Janvier, on Runnemcdo avenue, Tuesday night. Music formed a part of the prosmun. About 30 members' attended. t , ALONG THE MAIM LINE l!EHIOA-Mr. and Mrs. 13. F. Blake returned 7eatertlay to their homo on South Highland avenue after a threo week's visit to Atlantic City. Mrs. Walter W. Hartel, of Wynne-wood and . Union acnues, who recently underwent nn operation, Is convalescing, and Is expected home . the second week !n October. ISAltnhimi Mr. and Jlrs. George 31. Colcs northy. uf Iona avenue, will bo among tho guests at tho houso party to bo given over this tteek-end by Mr. nnd Jlrs. Edward C. Jncoby at their Capo May cottage, i Mr. and JIis. Jncoby, who have opened their cottage fcfvcinl times this summer for a two or thite weeks' stay at Capo Jlay, wlll return r toXaibeith the first week In October. Mr nnd Mrs. J. Howard Wilson and Miss Elizabeth Louise Wilson havo opened their kome at tho corner of Chestnut and Narberth avenues, after a summer spent at Kenncbunk port, Me. wwm.wooii Mr. and Jlrs. Frederick S. Koons have returned home after a month's stay In Chdsoii Mr. and Jlrs. W. I.lttcll White, who with their childicn spent tho gieater part of the lummer at Capo Jlay, aro back In Wynnewood again. Jlrs. Will to Is an interested visitor at thelloise Show each day. Mrs Ch.ules A. Waterall and her four chll - dren h,c leturncd to their Ponn road houso after a visit to Chelsea. AnuMUHi: Mr. and Jlrs. F. Clark Durant, Jr., who -i it tho summer nt their camp In the Adlionclui ks, have opened their house, Roberts and Wlst.r roads. Mrs. Durant returned this afttrnoun from a short trip to New York. Mr. and Mis. Charles J. Jlcllvalne, Jr., have closed their summer residence at Watch Hill, H I., and aio now at Pino Hill. ALONG THE READING Mm J. Milton Colton, of Wyndhurst, Jenkln toun, has iid her guests her son-in-law and daughter, JIi. and JIis. Bayard Hand, of Wllkei.-K.irie. Mrs. If nnd will be remembered as Mi.-i Mmg.uet Colton. Mr ami .Mrs. Daniel H. Wcntz havo returned to 'J'lin nn haul, their home In Wyncote, after fpenrlinf; mino time at Eagle's Jlero, Pa. JHfct. JJniy Holiu Dern has returned to her ' homo In Ji-nklntown, after spending' two years , in Ikrlln Miss Susan lildgway has returned from Bush ' HH, Pa , and la the guest of tier sister, Mrs. Sumner 1 1 Cioss, nt hor homo on York road. ' Jtr nnd Jlrs. Henry Edwnrd Drayton, wha ' 'pent tin- hummer In Rockport, JIass., aro at their home, tho Cedars, In Pcnllyn, for tho winter jls Drayton, Jr.'s, niece, Jllss Anna M. JiftkaiiPr, will be among tho debutantes of th. hi aaon. Mr ami Mis. Edward B. Smith will move Into tott frwn tne,. laco , Qwynedd Valley alimit the first of November. Mi. and Mrs. Oeorgo W. Norrls have as their Eurst jndb uomi, of Baltimore. Mr. and Jlrs. Charles I'. Fox aro at th'elr 'arm In apilnnhou3o for the fall months. Later hcy i tnko n houso In town. Mr mui nrs. Frani Schoble, of tho Oaks, wync.t.., have sent out Invitations for the nnriiige of their daughter, Jllss Clara Irene fcchohle, aml wma jIcDonu,,, iowe, 0f Mont dair, N. j . on Wednesday evening, October 7, at their home. .Tho maid of honor will be Jliss Martueilto Bradway. Mr. Powell has selected nla biother. Stephen Powell, for best man. The ceremony will bo followed by a reception. 0" their icturn from an oxtended wedding Journey the couple will Jive at 622 Valley road, Mnntclair, tf. J., whcre they will receive after Wovembci 15. Miss Hazel Barke, of 3633 Old York road, will ""o Satmday for her summer home at Sell ravlile, pa . to be gone about ten days. While away Jllss Barko will entertain a house party over tho week-end GERMANTOWN Wim Kllzabeth Brockie, daughter of Jlr. and llham Warden, left yesterday for West vw. Conn, where she will attend boarding hool during the winter. Mr and Mrs. William B. KurU, of Manheim ret, are at home, having closed their Vent nor cottage, Mr and Jlrs. Joseph Wayno. Jr., of 653) ayne avenue, will return to their home on Saturday, after a season spent at Atlantic N. Henry Kearn and MUa Harriet HunU 'X H1 m u ya 1 '''LtiWff-''- " i;m li i , v, .fa . I5 mw V& 3 rjryst'4i&,f. W.iZi iSiW&VZ -vw(.AftAiy'x;'i.jv '-; is hMj&. ,L .A:4!f&': 3 t inter j-54, wi, y ji'....A.w..v: r . ,.) m3mm$zmM '5j m& vsi. ' ? "J s ivs WAI MISS JOSEPHINE MATHER Miss Mather may be always counted upon as an enthusiastic promoter of outdoor sports. She is a great lover of horses and usually exhibits at the various shows. ley, of Gcrmnntown, who havo been traveling for two years, returned on Monday and will make their home nt Wuyne avenue and School house lane for tho winter. Jlrs. Kearn and Jllss Huntley have been making a tour of the United States, the Orient and Europe, finishing In Egypt nnd the Holy Land. Jllss Caroline Rosongartcn and Jflss Clara Rosongartcn returned on Wednesday to their home in Germantown, after spending the sea son at Asbury Park. Jfr. and Jrrs. Robert A. Ncely and their daughter, Jllss Frances Neoly, of 43 West Tul pehocken street, returned to their "homo on Saturday, after threo months in Europe. Jllss Ida L. Douglass and Jllss Gertrude H. Douglass, of CUB JlcCallum street, returned to their homo yesterday, after a season at Vent no r. Jrr. nnd Jlrs. Clarence S. Jllllcr, of 450 West Bringhurst street, returned to their homo on Wednesday, nfter a season nt Tocono, Pa. CHESTNUT HILL Jllss Elizabeth P. Dallas, who has been spend ing several weeks in Kcnncbunkport, Jle., lias returned to her homo In St. Jlnrtlns. Jlr. nnd Jlrs. Charles Rowland, Jllss Frances Rowland and tho Jtcssrs. Rowland, who spent the summer in Bay Head, havo returned to their homo on Xavahoe avenuo, Chestnut Hill. Mr. and Jlrs. Clement Reeves Walnwrlght, who spent the summer in tho Adirondack, will return to their home on Chestnut avenuo about tho middle of October. Jlrs. David Caldwell F. Tiivlnus and her daughters, Jllss Emlllo Jl, M. Rivlnus, Jllss Jlory Jl. Rivlnus and J11S3 Edith C. F. Rivlnus, havo closed their houso on Rex avenue and returned to their home, 2110 De Lancey place. WEST PHILADELPHIA The Rev. and Jlrs. Claronco Wyatt Plspham, of 4220 Tlno strtet, will close their cottage at Ocean City about October 1 and return to town, Jlrs. Charles B. Fritz, who spent tho sum mer at Great Barrlngton, JIass,, lias returned to her home, 3003 Spruce street. Jlaurlco Horter, of 211 North 36th street, has Just returned from a motor trip through Penn sylvania. Jlrs. Trank T. Anderson, of 7123 Woodland nvtnue, who is spending somo tlmo at Ocean City, ?. J., will return in October. Jlr. and Jlrs. Frederick Howell, of 30th and Pino streets, have closed their house at Ocean City, nnd returned to town, Jlr. and Jlrs. Charles a. Jlyers, of the War rington, 38th and Walnut streets, returned from Ocean City, where they spent the summer with JIis. Jlyers' mother, Jlrs. Edwin Clinton, Mr. and Mrs. William II. Arrott have left Jefferson, IS". II., and aro at Brlarcllff Jlanor, New York. Dr nnd Mrs. JIaxwell Langdon, of Locust street nnd St. JIark's place, havo closed their cottage at Capo Jlay, wheio they spent the summer. Jllss Dorothy McDowell and Jllsa JIarian Rlanchard Smith loft for Massachusetts. They have enteicd Mt. Holyoke College and will study music and the classics, Jllss Nina F. Lewis and Jllss largaret L. Bodlne, of Hamilton Court, who nro motoring through New England, have reached Water bury, Conn. NORTHWEST PHILADELPHIA Jlr. and Jlrs. Edward Slckels and their daughter. Jllss Ruth Slckels, are occupying their home, 3206 Diamond street, having re turned from Chelsea where they passed the summer. Jlr. and Mrs. Georgo W. Edmonds, of 1513 North 33d street, who spent tho summer tour ing through New England, left yesterday for a motor trip up the Hudson. Sir. and Jlrs. Joseph B. Felgel, of 2W3 North Broad street, have returned to their city home from Germantown. Sirs. Edward Schofleld. of Sixteenth and Ox. ford streets, has returned home from Ocean City, where nhe passed the summer, Jlrs. Henry Rothschild with her. children. Henrietta Rothschild and Leonard Rothschild, of 2223 Green street, returned home last night after (spending three months Jn Roches ter, N- Y- Miss Mary B. Pelrce, ox 1618 NorU Broad ettect, ntrd her sister, Mrs, n. Taylor, havo returned from a tour through tiurope, A pretty wedding Will take placo at tho Roose velt, 2027 Chestnut street, October 3, when Miss Minna E. Kllgus, daughter of Mr. and Mrs, G. Kllgus, will become tho brldo of Otto F. Schoonhut, son of Mrs. Emily Ochocnhut. A reception will folllw the ceremony, A mock trial will be held by tho Young Men.'s Division of the Pnnnonla Beneficial Association In their clubhouse, at Franklin and Pop"Iar streets, next Sunday night. Tho playlet given will bo "Breach of Promise," by J. H. Friedman Tho cast will Include S. Cohn, as Judgef I, Grlver and L. Mnrmorstcln will bo ntlorneys, II. Jtarmorsteln will act as Inter preter. A Hungarian count will bo & Stern. Tho defendant will be represented by b. Odell, nnd II. Lewis will be a client. Tho Jury of 12 will bo hended by H. ttchln as foremnn. SOUTHWEST PHILADELPHIA JIlsu Teresa Burke, of 143S South Broad street, who hns boen spending the 'summer at Atlantic City, returned last week, very much Improved In health. Jllss JInry Fnllon cntertnlncd nt cuchro on Tuesday evening at her home, 1731. Jlorrls street. Among tho guests were Jllss Mary Joffors, Jllss Jtargcrlo Jcffers, Jllss JIary Han r.ihnn, J. W. Burke, J. Maroney nnd Dr. James Galtlgan. Mr. nnd Jlrs. Ucnnelt Hollnrd, who havo spent the mimmer nt Atlantic City, have re turned to their home, 1717 Jllfflln street. Jlrs. Eva Veldt, of 2225 Bcachwood street, announces the marriage, on September M, of her dnughter, Miss Evelyn Gertrude Veldt, and Jospph Edward Fox, of Terro Haute, Ind. Jtr. nnd Jlrs. John J. Carr and their chil dren havo closed their cottogo nt Ocean City, where they haVo been since Juno 1, and re turned to their home. 2(19 Cnrponter street. Jllss Winifred Cosgrove. of 1732 Jloore street, has returned from Europe.' Jllss Cosgrove. left about Jlay 1 for tho British Isles, and toured the continent during July and August. TIOGA Jlrs. George H. Wobensmlth, chairman of tho Executive Committee of the Suffrago party of tho 23d Legislative District, entertained tho members of her committee Tuesday night nt her home, 1S13 West Ontnrlo street. Her guests wero Miss Laura G. Cramp, Jllss Florence T. Bornheliner, Jlrs. Josephlno Paul, Jlrs. Lydla Whltmore, Mrs. E. Bcrnholmer, Jllss Frances Ltchtcn, Jllss Blanche Barton, Jllss Jlarlo Weedstrem, Jllss Gladys Watson, Jllss Nettlo L. Hnhn and Jllss Helen Lukcns. Arrangements were made to secure headquarters In Tioga. Jlr. and Jlrs. Raynor Bowman, of West Tioga stieet, left on Monday for a week's motor trip to Stroudsburg and the Delaware Water Gap. Jlr. and Jlrs. David Bacharach, of 4151 North Broad street,, havo returned from an nil summer stay In Atlantic City. Jlrs. Edwin J. Wilkinson, Jr., gave a de lightful luncheon today at her home, 1302 Hunt ing Park avenue. Asters, combined .with ferns, formed attractive decorations. The guests were: Jlrs. John Costello, Sirs. Thomas Poole, Jlrs. Thomas H. Jackson, Sirs. Henry Balbcr, Sirs. Phy, Mrs. Frank Thomas, Sirs. Frederick J. Halterman, Jlrs. Henry Dadlng, Mrs. Wil liam K. Grauer, Jlrs. Louis Mclnhardt, Jlrs. Edward Gllmore, Jlrs. Thomas Kay, Jlrs. Wil liam XV. Smith, Jlrs. Franklin Sheib and Jllss Slary F. Wilkinson. Tho luncheon was fol lowed by enrds. Robert D. Lodgo and William S. Brogan have arranged a tally-ho party for this Saturday. They will leave the JIalta Boat Club in tho park late In tho afternoon for Lansdowne. On their return they will stop at the Willows, whero an elaborate dinner will bo served. Jlr. nnd Jlrs. Robert J. JIaharg, Jlr. nncf Jlrs. Harry P; Cochrane and II. Hather JIaharg have returned from nn automobile trip to Lake Hopakong and the Delaware Water Gap. ROXBOROUGH Sirs. Charles Bennett will ontortaln the mem bers of the Roxborough Auxiliary of Camp Devltt, Deer Mountuln, Allcnwood, Pa., on Tues day afternoon, October 6, at her homo on Slanayunk avenue. The association will give several largo affairs during tho winter In aid of the work. The business meetings, which will bo followed by luncheon and cards, will bo held monthly. The olllcors and members are: Sirs. Clarence C. Keever, president; Jlrs. Ben jamin .Johnson, vice president:; Jlrs. Charles P. Jlnrtyn, secretary, Jlrs. AVllllam Devltt, treasurer; Jlrs. Harry D. Rarlck, Jlrs. Charles Bonnett, JIis? Florence Bennett, Jlrs. Josoph McJIanus, Jlrs. William Shappell, Jlrs. Harry Carty,Jlrs. Louis Wagner, Jllss Elizabeth Earl. Jlrs. Ellwood Beatty, Sirs. Fiederick Whitney and Jlrs. Albert Rommel. Sir. and Sirs. Frank' S. Ward, of E61 East Leverlngton avenue, havo teturned from nn automobile trip to Long Island and Connecticut. They were accompanied by Jlrs. Charles Scho fleld and Jllss Ellen Schofleld, of 020 East Lovr orlngtoii avenue. The Rev Dr. John B, Champion, Jlrs. Cham pion and their daughter, Jliss Una Champion, of 561 Leverlngton avenue, havo returned from a summer's visit to Prlnco Edward Island and Ontario, Canada. Sir. nnd Sirs. C. Jl. Simpson, of Ridge ave nue, returned yesterday from a motor trip to the Delaware Water Gap. Jlr, and jTrs. Frank Wilkinson, of 432 Lyceum avenue, havo returned from Ocean City, where thy spent the summer and early fall. Jllss Amanda Keely, of Lakemary, Flo., is visiting Jlrs. James Walter Keely, of Green lane. Jllss Keely will return South tho end of October Jlr. and Sirs. John Bowker havo returned from a summer's stay at Eaglesmere. An automobile party that returned on Tues day from a week-end trip to Stroudsburg and tho Delawaio Water Gap, Included Jlr. ami Jlrs. D. Adams, of Rldgo avenue, and Jtr. nnd Sirs. Georgo G. Llttlewood, of 415 Lyceum avenuo. Jlri'. William Burhousa 13 spending tho fall In Providence, Jlnsa. Sllss Hettle Elizabeth Sheldrake, of Lyceum avenuej will entertain tho Current Events Club on Friday night, October 16. CAMDEN AND VICINITY Sir. and Sirs. Stanley C. Sluschamp, Jr., of North Sixth street, have returned from a two months' stay In Massachusetts. Sirs. Thomas West Cloggett and her small bon, of Baltimore, came over to welcome Sirs. Cloggett's mother, Sirs. John F. Starr, on her return from Europe last week. Sir. and Sirs. Charles Hillman, of Haddonfleld, have returned from their summer home at Pocono Pines. Mr. and Sirs. S. Conrad Ott have returned from Bloosehead Lake, 31?., to their apartments at Third and Cooper streets. SIm. John II. HfJton entertained at luncheon and a card party at the Ocean City Yacht Club before returning to her home on North Fourth street last week, having spent the season in her cottage at Ocean City Gardens, CHESTER AND VICINITY Miss Janet 1. Mowry, of East Broad street, Is spending a. fortnight's vacation with friends In Pittsburgh, Joseph Lane le entertaining James V. Ham mond, of Chicago, 111. Mlsa Jane B. Provost, of Walnut street, has returned from nn extended tour along the Pa cific coast. She also Visited Alaskn. Jtlss Edith Campion has teturned to her homo nt Leavenworth, Kan., after spending the sum mer as the guest of her aunt, Sirs. Henry M. Hlnkson, of East Fourth street. Mr. arid Jlrs. Tnomns Hannum, of Upland, are entertaining Sirs. Oscar Lewis, of Anselma, Pn U. Lloyd Wilson has returned to his home In Ridley Park, after a summer's stay at Ocean City. N. J. Sflso Oretta Kerr, of, Eddystono, recently en tertained a party of friends on the occasion of her birthday. Sirs. Anna Herbert, of Ovofbrook, Is visiting at the home of her mother, Jlrs. D. W. Jtackel duff, nt Piospect Park. AT THE COUNTRY CLUBS Variety of Slcps in Fox Trot and Tango nt Man licim Show Different Summer Hcsorts. Early as it Is for much Interest to he dis played In social functions, tho dinner dances nt the various clubs aro growing In popularity evory day. There was a noticeable number of people from the different seashore resorts last night at Jlnnhclm, each resort having Its own version of tho fox trot and tho tango. Those noticed dancing were Jlr. nnd Sirs. E. T. Flood. Jlr. and Sirs. Burton Ethcrlngton, Jlr. and Jlrs L L. Reynolds, Sir. nnd Jirs. Wil liam Jordan, Jlr. nnd Jlrs. Frederick Dudley, Dr. nnd Jlrs. Harold Roberts, Jlr. nnd Jlrs. Herbert Tllden, Jlr. nnd Jlrs. John Blnkley, Sir. and Jlrs. II. Evan Tnylor, Jllss Helen Van Duson, Jllsa Helen Gormley, Jllsa Louise Jtc Calc, Jllss Florence Bear, Sargent Robinson, Wheeler Lord. Charles RJIcy, George Pur vlance, Frnnk Green, Orne Goodwin, Logon Howard-Smith, Jack Mofflyi Harold Ewinsj, Rowland Foulke, James A. Walker. BRETTON WOODS BRETTON WOODS, N. H.. Sept. 24. Richard Y. Cooke has left for Philadelphia. Jlro. Cooke nnd Jllss Cooke will remain at Jlount Wash ington Indefinitely. Registered at tho Bethlehem Country Club aro Georgo V. Rehfus, Ovcrbrook, Pa.; Charles E. Thomns nnd Edwin Thomas, of St. Louis. Jlr. nnd Jlrs. J. H. Ackcrmnn and Sir. nnd Sirs. J. XV. Bellls, of New Jersey, arrived from Profile House, nnd Sir. and Sirs. D. Crawford, Jr., of Gwynedd, Pa., motored from the Berk shire;, toduy. Jlr. and Jlrs. E. A. Lnndcll, Jtlss Clara Lan dcll, Jtlss Lucy Newhall and W. P. New hall nro Philadelphia arrivals here. Jllss H. J. Wright, of Philadelphia, has Joined friends nt Bretton Woods. NEWPORT NEWPORT, R. I., Sept. 24.-JIrs. J. J. Wysong gavo a luncheon at Grcystone today. Jlrs. Frank Taylor Evans gavo a luncheon at the United States Navy Training Station today. Jlrs. Alexander J. Cassatt and Jllss Lois B. Cossntt closed their season here today and re turned to Philadelphia. Jlr. and Jlrs. Charles F. Hoffman are clos ing their season hero next Saturday. Franclo Roche has returned from the Bryn Jlawr Hoi so Show. While there ho purchased a hunter called Pickering, from William J. Clothier, of Philadelphia. WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS, W. Va., Sept. 21. Jlrs. Barton II. Grundy gave an old Vir ginia supper nt her cottage tonight Sir. nnd Sirs. Vnn Lear Perry Shriver have arrived In their motor from Pittsburgh, for October. Other registrations here Include Sir. nnd Sirs. E. P. Van Reed, of Reading. Pa.; Jlr. nnd Jlrs. Wallnco Jl. Reld, of Pittsburgh, and G. H. Harbaugh, of Philadelphia. SOME SHORTHAND BLUNDERS Many Mistakes Due To Use of Wrong Vowels A volume could bo filled with amusing stories of shorthand mlstnkes, the greater number of them due to mistaken vowels. For instance, "This day Is big with fute" was transcribed "This day Is big with fat," while "Do not indulge In npltf camo out "Do not indulga In spit," and "A house of many gables" wa,s transcribed 'nto "A house of many gabbles." The use of the wrong vowel may havo tho most amusing result, us in the phrnsc. ".Man know thyself," which was once converted In the report of a sermon Into "Jlan, gnaw thy self." To mlsplnco a. vowel Is In shorthand the easiest thing In the world. T. A. Reed, the well-known reporter, tells of n pupil who by this moans turned "mighty acts" Into "mighty cats." and nnother leport of a sermon was spoiled by the advice, "Return n blow with nn n.," Instead of "a kiss." The reporting stylo, in which tho vowels nro omitted altogether for tho sako of rapidity, is lesponslblo for tho famous American story of the shorthand clerk who took down u note of his wife's Instruction to "bo sure to re. member to bring homo some cnstlle soap." and, as n result, returned homo with a tin of oxtail soup: L,omion strand Jlngazlne. In a Hqle Unclo Joe t'nniion said at a Danville po litical picnic last month: "Finance- such as that, gentlemen, will land tho country In tho hole wherein Mra. Dill .Smith found her&elf. "Jlrs. Dill Smith snent with iwr hinhnmi n two-week vacation at Atlantic City. It waa an extravagant vacation. It cleaned them out "As they rode lmik home on the train, sun burned and fatigued, their ocki'tbookn empty and tho next payday two weeks off, .Mrs. Smith sighed and said: "'Well, anyhow, Dill, we'll bo all right ns soon na we get home. The morning wo start ed off I hid a ten-dollar bin under tho pink plush nlbum In tho parlor.' " 'Yes.' said Bill, grimly, 'yen. I know you did. I found It.'" Washington Star, A Ilroken Pledge There used to be in Albany an eccentric character mimed Pete, who pledged himself to be neither bhaveii nor shorn until .Stephen A. Douglas camo to the Presidency. Ho did not keep Ills resolution, however One duy John Slorgun. a Negro, who had ai-ted as bar ber for many Govermirs and who desiubod himself nn a klgn over his shop door In Uremia street as a "tonsorial operator and capillary abrldger," had a slip pasted on tho mirror in front of his "operating chulr" on which ho hud written. "Douglas not elected, hut Pete's hair Is off." Ench.inge. Amounts to the Sjme Thing Two young CleveluuderB met on the, street. One of them said: "Well, I understand that our old friend urlggs has gone and married a, wife "' "It's not true I understand nothing of the sort " "What? Well, what did you hear about if" "I understand that a widow haB gone nnd married our friend Urlggs." Cleveland Plain Dealer, THE DRAMA SARA BIALA To appear in "Pilate's Daughter," Chestnut Street Opera House, next week. FEW CANARIES COMING HERE Blockade of German Ports Keeps Birds In Fatherland Those who may havo been under the Im pression that canary birds imported Into this country como from the Canal y Islands will suf fer ti severe disillusionment nt this time, es pecially if the family thinks that a canary hint Is needed, and someone proceeds to "buy" a ennary. The fact Is, that In times of pnaco ca nary birds como from the Hartz .Mountains, In Germany, where they are bred by the pns anta In garrets and spare rooms of their cot tagoc. One Now York firm alone imports lOO.CO canaries annually. At present no cnnailes can be bought In tho bird storci because of tho blockade of German ports. Oldlnarlly, these birds sell for J33 to ?50 por dozen. The Individual bird Is sold on his merits, ns indicated by his looks nnd his voice. The female canary Is a poor singer' and sells for half tho pi Ice of tho male. The birds sing best between the nges of n half-year and six years. Frequently they live to bo 12 years old. The bird ilraleis also suffer from lack of cages for other birds. The canaries aie shipped In Individual wooden cages made In Germany and aie sent In lots of 100 to 500. These birds have to be fed dally on canary seed and hard boiled eggs ns well ns given fresh wnter. A skilled attendant has to nccompany them on the voyage nnd frequently a young peasant earns his tiaveling expense? to this country In that manner. QUICKSILVER PRODUCTION Slight Decrease Shown In World's Aggregate Last Year The quicksilver production of the world dur ing 1'JIH is estimated at 4171 metric tons, against 42B2 tons In 1312 and 40S3 tons in l'Jll. The countries of production Inst year were: United States, fiSS tons; Austrla-Hungaiy, S55 tons; It aly, OSS tons; Spain, 1490 tons; Jlexlco and others, 150 tons. These figures were gnlhered by tho United States Geological Survey. Quicksilver is used mainly In tho manufacture of fulminate for explosive caps, of drugs, of electric appliances and scientific nppaintus, nnd in tho recovery of precious metuls, especially gold, by amalgamation. A new use In Scotland Is the floating of lights of lighthouses upon a body of quicksilver. A use in England, in tho United States and possibly elsowhere, Is tho coating of ships" bottoms with a paint contain ing quicksilver to prevent organic growth. Mer curic oxide (red oxldo of mercury) is the ac tive poison in nntl-foullns paint successfully used on ships' bottoms. Tho metal appears to bo little employed In .silvering mirrors, as ni trate of silver 13 now chiefly used for the pur pose. Increasing use of quicksilver Is probnbly to be expected In the manufacture. of electrical appliances and of fulminates, and tossibly of paints for piotectivo coatings on motals. Tho demand for quicksilver for amalgamating gold nnd silver has greatly decreased, us Is well known, with tho decreased supply of free mill ing ores nnd tho increased application of cyanl ilutlon to gold nnd silver ores. Industrial chem istry nnd Invontlvo genius are to bo looked to for incrcahlng tho demand. Genius Een Tho teacher wan telling the children a long, highly embellished story about Sunta Clans, nnd Wllllo Jones begun giggling with mirth, which Anally got hoyond his control, "Willie! What did I whip you for yester day?" asked tho tencher tevendy, "For lyln'!" promptly answered Willie-. Uverj'body's. lS"ot So Awfully Plain An Irish girl called at Mrs. Green's to set tho place as cook. "Aro you a plain cook?" inquired Mrs. Green. "Wull, mum," ropliod the girl, "yea may fink ho, hut Gttlcor Mulligan war nfther tell in' me thot mo eyes wr luiko the' Lakes av Killnrney," Ladies' Home Journal, AMUSEMENTS Lat Mat (Saturday FORREST Last 3 Nights ZIEGFELD FOLLIES Keglnnlng KKI'TKMnm 2 sKATS TODAY MONTGOMERY AND STONE .Musi. Hi Kuma.v CHIN-CHIN i"nVarU BROAD Last 3 Nights ,""Sa?S,",,r JOHN MASON in Drugged NE.T VVt'KK SKATS Tl)I-W MARGARET ANGLIN jn i,ad wivnnrotfc.KKK fan- THEATRICAL BAEDEKER ADntjI'III "Tho Revolt," by Edward Locke, starring Helen Wnre. Should a wlfo take the snme liberties as her husband? She should not' A sermon for derelict benedicts, HItOAD "Drugged," melodrama by Owen tift vls, with John Mason ns railroad mngnatft with a penitentiary past. As like real life as the noveli of Hall Corelll and Atarle Calne. Shows wh ymi shouldn't accuse another man of murder If loii've done the deed yourself. CHESTNUT STHEET OPERA HOUSE "Ca blrla," movlng-pleture drnma, by Gabrlelln IvAnnunalo, of the third century H. C. A truly marvelous fent on tho reel, with ft con vlnelng olcanlc eruption. FORREST "Zlegfeld Kolllcs," a potpourri of songs. Jokes nnd spectacular effects; enter tnlnlng without consuming brain-phosphorus. OAR1UCK "Adelc," Kronen opeiettn. with cap tivating music. Roversals In love, with a husband fulling In love with his wife. KKlTirs-Mr and Jin Vernon Castlc-thelr dnners aie the mucle of motion. WALNUT "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm," by Knto Douglas Wlggln. Return of this popu lar, simple nnd appealing pla. FLASHES FROM "STARS" A. K. MucColiln, who plays the genial and delightful ytnge driver, Jeremiah Cobb, in Knto Douglas Wlggln and Clmrlotto Thomp son's comedy, "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Knrm," nt the Wnlnut Street Theatre, Is one of tha olrlest living actors. Mr. MacCollIn was one of the orgnnlitrs of the Wheatley Dramatic Association In Philadelphia In 1S63, which en rolled such names ns John McCullough, E. H. Henrn nnd 13. XV. Farrell. He wns a member of tho famous Ford Company, producers of standard operas, nnd originated tho part of Ralph Rakestraw, tln leading tenor lole in Gilbert and Sullivan's opera, "Pinafore," In this country. Aftei several years with this organ ization he Joined D'Oylny Carte at the Fifth Avenue Theatre In Xcw York for tho produc tion of the "Pirates of Penzance," and played the principal comedy role. When "Tho Mikado" was produced, the part of Koko was assigned to the late Roland Reed, who. opened, but after two performances was compelled to give It up on account of Illness. Mr. MacCollIn succeeded him, and wns accredited as the originator of this role. For livo years he was a member of tho Stetson Company, playing a repertolro of the light operns. In tho last few years Mr. MacCollIn has been Identified with the Savage, Frohman and Shubert force.", playing princi pally dramatic comedy roles. He Is now suc ceeding the late Archie Boyd In the part of Jeremiah Cobb In "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm," a most congenial role. Helen Ware, star of "Tho Revolt," the cur rent attraction at the Adelphi Theatre, says she once owned a pet Egyptian scarab, an in sect resembling the cricket. "Above all things else," said Miss Ware, "the scarab is noted for Its longevity, often living as long as 300 years. My scarab died a jenr ago In Its lnfnncy it wns only V) years old. I had it for only three years of Its life. It was the most unique pet I ever had, and I got terribly attached to It. It lived In a little cnge, and I fed it on sugar water. Once I gae It sugar diluted in cham pagne, and you should have seen that beetle It got quite tipsy. Its antics were terribly fun ny. Sometimes I wore the scarab attached to a thin gold chain. I called it 'Amenotoph.' The Egyptians used to worship the scarab, you know. I adored my pet, nnd wept at Its demise. I'd thought of having a little tombstone made over a tiny urn; but I lost the dead pet in trav eling. On the tombstone I would have had, 'Hero lies Amenoteph, who died in his Infancy ho was only a hundred.' " "Alas," sighed Miss Ware, "if only the youth of plays were no less brief!" Jn Lawrencu Eyre's play, "The Things That Count." presented last season at William A. Brady's New York Playhouse, one of the per sonal fluouesseb wa.s made by Violet de BIccarl, a child of 12. George T. Brennan, managing di rector of "Pilate's Daughter," to open at the Chestnut Street Opera House next week, was one of the thousands who admired the work of the child. When it came time for organizing tho cat.t of "Pilate's Daughter" Mr. Brennan sought Miss de Hiccarl, nnd, fortunately, was able to plaee her under contract for the pro duction. She will play the leading role in the first act of tho piny. Violet Is proud of tho fact that ehe has the famous prima donna, MarcelU Somhrlch, as godmother and that Caruso, Scotti nnd Andreas Dippei nro among her friends. Violet's father Is a boyhood friend of Caiuso and a fellow countryman. Like other talented children of tho stage, Jllss de BIccarl has made a success In po&lng In motion pic tures and bhe lias also a number of staco suc cesses to her credit. She played In "The Top of tha Morning" and "Hop o' Mj Thumb." Her ambition Is to become n great singer. AMUSEMENTS B. F. KEITH'S THEATRE A CHANPB W DAN'i'RR SHOl'I.D MISS ! ri4.ir,V?r',!ni"" Engagement Jill. & SIRS VKUNON CASTLE ThemM-Ue in Their Original Stodern Dances Tremendous tturrnumllns fho : HELD OVER ! THE n V KHITII S!ANl-,ESinVT AXSULM'ES JIIK LMjAUKSIENT or V SHI AND SHIS ernon Castl FOR ONE WEEK MORE Beginning MONDAY, Sept. 28 Huriniin.lf.l i a Trrmenlnm All Star Show. Stals N"i. SrllMlg fnr Next VMli OPERA iiOUSK CHESTNUT STREET TWli'K HAILV LAST Wffi- v..rl.J n i,reutuit I'hotu fcptutrl Wilh Urcheatra. nn I t'horuv nngacenuiil Positively Kn'l Satnr.1a September 2fl. l'ru. Sljttnes 10 IS j.v Evenings 10, i'3, (Wc, Opening of th lingular fiKnon CABIRIA I'OPILAR $1 a nn T3Iit r-vi-'i-iJ-it ; Tii.Nu.iiT at b HELEN WARE MVTINEE TODAY1 u BEG. MON. SEPT. 28 PILATE'S DAUGHTER Th Famom Miracle i'ay ll rent H'liivui X'lns A 1'I.AY WITH THAT OETS ACROSS 'THE REVOLT" k hi i.E.vr Ol-AUTUJS, Ry Pruni In I. henul Kwnlng I.lKer t'h Iieini I'lraieV': Sihu mjnti toil-, Cha un4 Aitvldld liin, Jink HeorBe: Henrietta UlUon .t i"o. . Tho lljlkinrs 11.- . ... r t n i ..... T i twin - ... . . " ..... v MXON'fl GRAND Uruaaund T TRI7RTV Man Tu . Thurs, Hill - i'O Columbia AN AERIAL HONEYMOON g'f!Sa?"" ORPHEUM"1! nsrls?" THE BLINDNESS OF VIRTUE bepl lUH-i.HT AND 1AID FOR Alhambra Ittfti MvfmViJi1. 8,,MU New ManagementcYngSept. 28th DUMONTS i&rWJS&fgg1 iiiiii10g' i rruus of wruNK" EMPIRE MATINCB TODAV Lmnnij GLOBE TROTTERS t-AST OF Tf. In.'lu.llliK SflKinV BARNEY. COV. tT,,VuKt4V.,i-.,SKAl V- bA" "IAL.V AONB3 M V.I..,.:!J.. Fr!,El- '"AY anl ELEANOR Rl'SSELl,. I'RK'ES Kieiiing i- r,oc -r (l and uTio. Mmltie.. Tuwrtay, Thur1ay ani tUturiiay, SBc, 50c. J" l hi: VTS NOW (INHALE ' ' arCUS LoeW S Theatre Market Above -inth Pt t onttnavuK I'erfurmuncd (rom 1 to It P. SI MalB . All S4t. tUi Enlng 0 . lie. Me, ZELAYA Son of Miaraguan e-PreMnt. auileUlle'e dretut I'lantit AND 5t.THAU 8BI'B'T AIDEVII.I.K ACT8 S AM taPhl'IAI. PROURAM OF 1'HOTOPL.AVS Mgbm -t,ooa Sjit on Iower Floor. tlW SMI""1 ADELE S-VAV NFVTWEFK HF ATS TODAY IUJIAN ri HARRIH 1 reo $? NEARLY MARRIED VUb ERLtC MvRAi, and a Li..unt Co, nf