. ---,- M 10 EVENING tgMz LEDGER rUUUG I.EDGEK COMPANY CmUS II. K. CtnTIS. PnteiDKNT. Gto. TV. Och. Secretary; John l Martin. Treasurer: Charles II. l.ndlngion, Philip S. Collins, John D. Wll liam. Dlrcciotg. . KDITOlllAL no.vnt): Tint-8 It. K. OenT.s, Chairman. r. It. WHAI.EY ... :: ; ..tteu Editor JOil! t'. MAI1TIM jj"ll"Iil.fiU8ln" M'11""' fitbllthcl daily Punic t.t.Mrit llulldlne. Independence- Siu.ir, Philadelphia. I.tnoto (Yatral llroad and CltMinu Streets ATMntic Oirr I'rctj.t'nlou Itullulng New Vunit.. iTO-A. Metropolitan Tower i'hW.o 817 Ilomn Inu"w HuUillnjr L0.1MN S Waterloo I'lnce, Pall Mall. S. V. NBWSllt.ilK.VrS! . ,, Nr,w York IlLRtto The J" me Ha'IdJnB l.ostwv HimnAD -Pill M" ?''ii;.M Paris Uubiuu 3- Hue Louis lo Urand SLIISCHIITION 1KKMS Jly carrier. Daim Omi, nix cents Ky mall. PO'lpaM nutxlde nf Philadelphia, except where foreign poMrtKa l required, tutu Ottt. ime month, tnentytlte cents: Duly O.slv. imp ear. three dollars. All mall nul'scrlp tlonVpayable In advance. BELI, 30011 WVI.MT REV STONE HUN 3000 3" lilclrcaa nil eommtiitfinflojn lo Evcnlvp T.'rlprr, nrlrp'iKOnr .itiunrr, J'MiirfcIjinus. AI-W.ICATIOV MAPS AT TltR Fltlt.AnRt.IMUA NUTOrFICE FOR EXTnr ' mrosD-i.'t.na MAit mattfr. piiii.t)KLPiii. s,ruiiinY. smtemiieii vt, 1911 EVENING LBDGEK MErLADELmA, SATtritDAYi SEPTEMBER 19, 1014'. lift3 broken down In most discreditable fnslilon. Sir Lionel Carden's antl-Amerlcan out bursts are distinctly adverse to the success of our country's steadfast purpose and policy In the establishment of cordial political anil closer commercial relations with Latin" Amer ica, and should ho put a rtop to with Im pressive promptitude By our British cousins. I'inchot, the Impossible Candidate THRRti Is nothing left of the Progressive party except the family quarrels. Mr. Plnehot, It Is true, continues his junket about the State a candidate without a colleague and without a. party, but otherwlso the Pro gressive movement has simmered awny. It accomplished but one thing worth whllo In American polities; that Is, It demonstrated bcyuttd all doubt the utter unwillingness of Ttepubllcans any longer to acquiesce In the nieretrlclou? leadership which had seized upon tho patty. Mr. linchot Is eloquent in ilcnunclaiion or Morality Comes Before Economics MH, PENROSE Is or Is not the directing brains of the Organization In Philadel phia and the State. Ho Is or ho Is not re sponsible for Its acts. He approves or ho does not approve the bipartisan alliance through which tho llnuor Interests are brought Into support of his cnndldacy.- If he Is responsible for the notorious political Im morality with which his name Is associated, he has no right to ank even consideration of his economic views. A candidate must corns Into court with clean hands. Can Mr. Pen rose do that? PASSED BY THE CENSOR Prophecy in Process of Achievement THE prophecy of Olivier In France, and of August Bobel In Germany, Is coming to a realization. It was Olivier, the Prime Min ister of Napoleon III, who In a letter to Wll helm I warned him against the annexation of Alsace-Lorraine. It was August Bebol who in 1S71 nlono had the courago to Btand up In tho Reichstag and plead with tho rulers of Germuny not to tear asunder the bonds which tied a people together. He boldly pro claimed tho lurking danger to the Interests of tho German Empire and the peace of Eu rope In such an act. But In vain. Germany was to become a world power, and In execut ing this design sho was to stop at naught. UP near Brown's Station in tho Catskllls they destroyed seventeen villages and tore up tho tracks of two railroads. No, this Is not a story of the war, merely a recital of what man can do. Having finished the work of destruction, Ihcy built a reservoir thirteen miles long and two miles wide tho largest In tho world. They also constructed a dam of gigantic proportions, tho whole work cost ing more than 112,500,000. A young' man, blue-eyed, straight of build and allvo to hlo work, was In charge. Ho was unknown to tho great mass of tho people, for ho had no press agent, but Philadelphia heard of hlin and his work. So Mayor Blank enburg induced htm to leave tho employ of the city of New York and take charge of tho ) water system of this city. At onco a hue and cry was raised that tho salary of the new man, $10,000 a year, was out of propor tion to his services and that in any case tho position should havo gone to a Philadelphia)!. Since then, Carlcton E. Davis has worked wonders with our water system. Typhoid has been reduced to a minimum. Tho water Is clean the department is run on a busi ness basis which should delight taxpayers. even now n masterpiece may bo taklhg shape. Springfield Republican. Tho problem of stock inarket resumption . Jn this country Is thd problem of providing the proceeds" In such other shape than gold ns Europe will bo willing td take. New York Hun. Wo put Henry Lane Wilson out of tho busi ness of so-cnlled diplomacy. If Great Britain wishes to satisfy tho United States, It will dp tho same with Sh Lionel Cardcn. New York World. Tho Immigration restriction bill that ap pears to have been pigeon-holed somewhere. in tho Senate should bo resurrected and passd. Nashville Banner. DONE IN PHILADELPHIA , IN A SPIRIT OE HUMOR Educational Appropriations THE educational budget of the city of New York for 1915 Ib expected to total tho l'cnrosolstn. Ho wants to seo it driven out magnificent sum of 53,130,387, tho largest and utterly disrupted, he says. There Is a way. Mr. Lewis .saw the hopelessness of eleotlon and withdrew. The Pennsylvnnlan-for-thc-purpost'-of-hls-candtdiicy-only should be equally quick in Immolating his ambition. Let him prove the sincerity of his Intent by doing tho one thing that la certain to ruin Penroselsm. Ho is now tho senior Senator's most formidable ally. Abolish the Magistrates THE Magistrate's Court system has again been discredited by tho s-cnndals In the "at raw ball" cases traced to the office of the notorious Mr. Call. The prima facie evi dence Is quite sufficient to convince the pub lic that tho petty courts of Justice in this city are practically In league with the criminal classes to safeguard them from tho conse quences of their wrong-doing. They afford no protection to law-abiding citizens, who look to them In vain for redress or simple Justice. Since the establishment of the Municipal Court the Magistrates have been a llfth wheel to the coach, and a very flat wheel, too. They should be abolished by a consti tutional amendment nt the very earliest opportunity. They have brought law and Justice into the utmost disrepute among the most numerous class In the city, whose chief protection they were intended to be against just such .sharks and shysters as now use them at will to harass and oppress those whose real hope of Justice and equity Ilea In thiiLpromnt suppression. amount over spent by any municipality In the history of tho world, that Its children might obtain educations, that they might become useful citizens. But large aa 13 the sum which Now York spends for its splendid school system, Phila delphia Is not only equally liberal, but, as a matter of statistical fact. It spends more per child than does New York. Next year tho metropolis will expend J57.ni for each of the estimated total of 750,000 pupils. This year Philadelphia Is .pending $66.35 for each of its 196,000 students. Philadelphia may pride Itself on Its schools. Tt is only a question of timo when the old structures will bo replaced by new; when vocational schools will come into vogue more generally; when summer day and night schools will bo the rule rather than the exception. Great Britain Does IS'ot Own the Seas GREAT BRITAIN has been for generations the pig of the oceans. Venice once claimed the sea as her bride, and warned all others to cease their Illicit intercourse. Tho United Kingdom assumes the same position today. There are many ships owned by American corporations that fly the British flag. There can be no justifiable protest against transfer to American registry of the Robert Dollar, owned nominally by a British corporation, but in fact by American capital. Our Government cannot afford to yield one Jot or tittle In this matter. The nation when a comparative weakling dared the might of tho British Empire in defense of its right to Hercules in Bondage BECAUSE the soundness of Republican principles has been confirmed by the rUks and fatuities of a Democratic Nutionul Administration, tho Republican party ap peals with redoubled force to tho country. Its long- reign of accomplishments furnished Its positive warrnnt, and now this has been strengthened by tho record of a Congress which, always on the verge of ruinous follies, has been preserved from outright destruction only by the hand of a Presldont far stronger In personal ascendency than in party regularity. Should Mr. Wilson let go the steering wheel, tha legislative car would plunge through the fenco. By exercising tho pre rogatives of a benevolent autocrat, Mr. Wil son, with what measure of tribulation none but he can fully know, has contrived to savo his party's face. With the Republican party precisely the re verso is true. Tho party principles are sound; the party itself is trustworthy and efficient at the core. But it is blocked from power by an evil leadership which tho peo ple do not dare to trust with their national destinies. The Republican party is the only party In this State that can safely be given political power If permitted to act of itself, freo from boss dictation. It is the boss of Republican Pennsylvania who has driven it TvAVIS is the wrong man in that Job," JL Bald a member of City Councils to tho writer. "How in 'war' can ho do his work right when he drives out to tho pumping stations and niters nt three In the morning to Bee If tho men are on the job? No man can dissipate that way and got down fresh to tho oftlco In the morning." Which In one of tho reasons why Davis Is making good. ONCE upon a tlmo thero was a gentlemanly waiter at the exclusive Philadelphia Club. Becauso of hla pleasant ways, ho was de servedly popular with the members. Now, It so happened that he fell In lovo with the daughter of the club's steward, who frowned upon a young man who had no prospects. Tho members watched the lovo affair with Interested eyes, and when they saw how mat ters wcro going they decided to help tho waiter. Encouraged by them, he finally oloped with the girl and married her. Then tho mem bers furnished sufficient capital for the waiter to take charge of the old Hotel Bellcvue. Since then. George C. Boldt has become rich and famous in hotel life. nnr nf rtnwnr nnd Ifent lr mil nf nrm'er. Tt !k use the. seas. It will be no leu vigilant in I PftnrGS(! who has bcen the head anil bralns protection of American Interests now. The nation has decided to put the Hag back on the oceans, and it Is going to do it. London I has failed to appreciate the depth of Ameri can purpose In this matter. In fact, the Brit ish attitude Is extremely impolitic in view of the abnormal conditions now existing, when the friendliness of th United States Is some thing which no nation In the world can afford to alienate. of that bipartisan betrayal of public inter ests in this State which has shamed the Republican part" no less than it has lent the Democratic party a fictitious influence that alone It could not have exerted. A Livelihood in Bruin and Hand THE value of vocational guidance and training ns a remedy for juvenile delin quency and dependency Is not properly appreciated. While the percentage of actual illiteracy is largo, oven unions American borti delinquents, adult and juvenile, the amount of delinquency due to partial or deficient education and lack of vocational guidance is even greater, and the danger from the half-educated is more to be dreaded than that from tho whollv ignorant. Their limited knowledge lias brought them to the point wheie discouragement induces the belief that, sinco it can tarry them no fur ther, education is of little value; and that "the world owes thern a living, anyway." Their lack of voi-utiunal education shows no way out of the 'blind alle" of Industry but crime, and to it thoy drift, becoming at once a burden and a menace to suclety. Tha average boy oud girl In America should be ocattonally guided for the simple reason mai mo majority must eventually Mr. Taft Set the Example MR. TAFT was not considered a traitor to his party when he exconnted the Cox machine In Cincinnati. Good partisans every where realized that it was proper for a Re publican President to take the party livery off men who had stained and soiled it. Only In Pennsylvania Is the theory advanced that when burglars havo broken Into a house they have a legal and ethical right to tetam pos- ! session. The big fac. for the rank and file i in this State to remember is that Republican 1 candidates everywhere else in the Union are PWing. openly or secretly, that Pennsyl- vanij will prove iH party allegiance by giv ing an overwhelming majority to Doctor Brumbaugh and just as emphatic a minority to Mr. Penrose. The principal die-stuff from Europe still continues to be red. It appears from the news stories that the Paul Revere of Brussels rode a motorcycle. Sir Edward Cajeon has just been married. He will now learn what home rule means. K- of K." has used more language In the earn their own living. If the public schools i ,a,t lew we!s tnan Jn n'3 wbole previous no no more man discover the jouthful bent "e- toward future technical, vocational n)iif.i. . , , .. , . ..on. they will fulfil their miss" n UaUng to ' S l " ?) '"f ,fcbUt.heP, more advanced departments of , he Vducl! ",' nef bUrC3U ,3 ' ?P . : v "H puuca- ,,e thn nil e in sendint; out reDorts. uonat system, .raues schools and the tike, ihe task of actual Instruction in the technU vd I details necessary to any trade. Another Blading Indiscretion SIR LIONEL CARDEN. now British Am bassador to Brazil, and ex-Ambassador to Mexico, has again violated every canon both of good taste and diplomacy in criticising President Wilson's Mexican pul.cy. Ever since the Mexican situation became acute Sir Lionel has deliberately ignored the higher reutrality and has been guilty of blazing in discretions that call for his immediate, sup pression or tecall. It is not enough that the British Ambassador at Washington should apologize for his colleague. If Great Britain is sincere In her friendly attitude toward this country she should give the "blood-ls-thlcker-than-water" theory a practical xempllflca tion by promptly recalling her Brazilian En voy. America has had to play a diffK ult part m Mexico, and so far our South American of the allies in sending out reports To the first German soldier wl sets foot on English soil a Berlin newspaper has offered 5750 just about enough to give his remains a decent burial. The pity of It is that the vast hoide of amateur strategists In this country cannot be sent to the front, and to that part of tho front where the firing Is heaviest. It may not have had anything to do with it, but the decision of Turkey not to Join Germany came remarkably soon after tha buccesios of th allies along the Marne began. Those African troops of the French are said to be the beU shots among the allies, but the Africans In American can be backed agatnst any of them when tt comes to shoot ing craps. Philadelphia school children can't lose very much on account of the elimination of Euro pean geography from the schools. They "watchful waiting" diplomat.- shines in most couldn't keep up with all the changes In the miliar. t contrast with that of Europe, whicn j map anyhow. VOLTAIRE was one of those who proved to the world that tho pen was mightier than tho sword. Once, when he had paid for a box at the Paris opera, the Due do Lauzun, a favorito of Louis XV, drove him out. Vol taire brought suit for tho ejectment, and tho duke's lawyer, in hla opening address, ex coriated the plaintiff thus: "What! Is it Monsieur Voltaire, a petty ink-slinger, who dares to plead against the Due de Lauzun, whose great-grandfather was the first to scale the walls of La Rochelle, whoso grandfather took twelve cannon from the Dutch at Utrecht, whose father captured two standatds from the English at Fontenoy, whose " "Excuso me," Interrupted Voltaire, "I am not pleading against that duke who was first on the walls "cf La Rochelle, nor against the duku who took twelve cannon, nor against him who captured two standards. I am pleading against the Due do Lauzun who never captured anything in his life except my box at the opera." He won his suit. LITTLE MISS NINE-YEAR-OLD went to i the theatre with her father. They had tho best of seats and a box of candy. Her father treated her as a grown-up. The light opera was drawing to a close. "Father," said tho miss, "don't you think I'm getting old enough to be taken to supper after tho show?" I And it cost father two dollars to make good his promise to treat her like a real lady. UNDERNEATH Broad street Is a river. It has caused untold bother for builders and ; it will cause the expenditure of much extra money when the subway Is constructed. So far, it has been traced from the north east corner of Broad and Arch streets, south, curving around the City Hall, as far as Walnut. When tho church at Broad and Arch was being built, the subterranean flow was observed and dammed in more ways than one. It came to light again when tho Ritz Carlton Hotel was in course of construction. Thero it was observed that it ebbed and flowed in synchronization with the river tide two Inch above normal and as much below. No no appears to know whence It comes, nor where It empties, but It is a really, truly river nevertheless. ON the street corner of Lyons, in France, stood. Elizabeth Felix, daughter of a poor Jewish peddler, playing tho violin and sing ing, that she might aid her sisters and broth ers. Eventually she drifted to Paris, where the revolt of 1S-1S had turned tho city topsy turvy. Somehow or other she fell in with a mob of rioters, maddened with excitement. The rabble rolled along one street into an other, until it came to the Theatre Francals, renamed Theatre de la Republique. A man lifted Elizabeth to the stage and holding a gun to her head, ordered her to sing the "Marseillaise." She raised her voice overcome by emotion, vibrant with tho import of the events in which she was participating and intoned tho famous battle hymn. Half singing, half chanting, her voice rose and fell, the hushed rabble seemingly hypnotized by the frail girl. Then she ceased and an uproar of wild ac claim burst forth. From that moment, Rachel, greatest of French actresses, was firmly established in the volatile hearts of her countrymen. Event ually, when stricken with tuberculosis, she came to this country, but was forced to can cel her tour. She returned to Franco to die there. BRADFORD. NATIONAL POIKT OF VIEW The National Municipal League 13 a .very well-meaning and high-minded institution, but if It Imagines for a moment that the peoples of cltlea in general, and Boston in particular, have tha slightest notion of giving up the right to choose their own Mayors it 13 gravely de luded. Boston Post. The moral damage of this war to the school child will be Incalculable. It fills his head with dally stories of bloodshed, fightings, passions, revenge. Religion Is so overshadowed by the dally story of Christians blowing each other's brains out that it is hatd to make it even a realitv to him, and as to human brotherhood there" is no such word in our vocabulary at present except as we Americans can exemplify it.-Chrlstlan Work and Evangelist, Thus far the war has produced no great poem, and tho first forthputtlngs of the poets of distinction have been disappointing, but it is too soon to abandon hope. The first shot-U was too strong for poetic expression. whli required a transformation of emotion Into definite form. Jt mil be surprising ir some notable poetry Js not Inspire by the war, and A Hair-Halsing Joke From the little we have BCen of purple hair, It appears to bo woman's clowning Glory. TwasUuta Drcaml Ho ate two big Welsh rabbits In tho latul of horror tarried. Ho ilrcamt-Mt was n frightful dream He dreamt that ho was married. Cauf c for Mirth "Why are tho hyenns laughing so hysteri cally?" asked the visitor to the Zoo. "Somebody mentioned - Just now," explained tho keeper. Insert namo of statesman you don't like over well. " Thus Dlcl a Hero Thero was flro In his eye and tils fist In his hand. "Where's the dlshdongcd printer who sot this obituary notice?" he thundered. "What's wrong with It?" meekly asked the third subassistalit city editor. "Wrong with It? Everything! I wrote a beautiful poem, beginning: 'She was loft a weeping widow' and that blabgasted printer mado It read: 'She had cleft a weeping willow.' Then I wrote: 'Throw thy pearls beforo the swine.' And how did It como out? How? I ask! 'Buy thy curls as I do mine.' I " Gently, yet firmly, thoy killed him, for obituary poets are taboo in highest journal istic circles. Speaking of Names She was round and she was ruddy. And her cheeks were like the rose; And sho weighed nt least ono-elghty As the hay scale record shows. She was sound as any dollar, And no stronger girl you've met; Yot this big und robust creature Had been christened Violet. Cleveland Plain Dealer. He Is slsslfled and happy And he .shrinks from blows and strife, And ho never said a scrappy Word In all his peaceful life. Ho would show a streak of yellow If he saw a wooden gun; Yet this flossy little fellow Has been christened Wcll-lng-ton. Springfield Union. She was built of bone and gristle, And her nose was shatp and thin, And her eyes were sharp ns gimlets, And she had a scrappy chin; With her tonguo sho tore her neighbors' Reputation up, and sho In the days beyond recalling Had been christened Cha-rl-ly. Houston Post. Hels crooked and a grafter And he seldom tells tho truth; Has been robbing other people Ever since he was a youth. Beats hla wife and plays tho bully. But from any man would run; Yet this much-detested villain Has been nnmed George Washington. Birmingham Age-Herald. Why There Are No New Jokes King Ashurbanurpal laid down the morn ing paper, remarking to tho Mesdames Ash, etc., that there was nothing new under the sun. "Where didst thou hear that, great King? asked tho court Jester. Which goes far to prove that oven tho wisost of ancients wasn't original. An Aged Infant "Miss Carter was born In Mazie, Kansas, at tho ago of 29 years, five mouths and one day." Bcaidstown, 111., Star. For Norwegians Exclusively I onco put on a pair of skis And Jumped into the skies; But just how to pronounco the name, I haven't been put wise Must heard from tho human eucylopcdia who adjoins us on the northwest that the plural of ski Is ski and that the singular of ski in ski. For which information an ex pectant world should be duly thankful. A Diplomat "How do j ou like your new music master?" "Ho Is a very nice, polite young man. When I mnde a mlstuko yesterday ho said, 'Pray, mademoiselle, why do you take so much pains to Improve upon Beethoven?' " Paris Figaro. Ouc Cood Bathroom, Surely "That rich Mr. Smith is going to build a home that will cost $3,000,000." "That looks as If the plumbing was In cluded." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Two Essentials "Tommy," said the Sunday school teacher, ti."mal .ov'lrnautr"can you "tell me the two i Bradford Laws were all printed at his shop. THE literary ancestor of my friend Brad ford, who chats so pleasantly every after noon In tho next column but one to this, was a man of historic flguro In nny account of American Journalism or printing. As already I have mentioned tho editor who first pub lished an evening paper In this city, I now want to call to your mind the man who printed tfio first newspapes published In this country south of Massachusetts. This was Andrew Bradford, tho son of William Bradford, who was tho first printer In Pennsylvania, and, for that matter, In the Middle Colonies. Andrew was born In Phila delphia In 16S6, tho year his father Issued tho first publication from his press. Thero Is strong reason to believe that Will iam Bradford came to thl3 country with Will iam Penn, and this Is ouc of the things that will bo cleared up when my friend Albert Cook Myers completes his search for mate rials for a llfoof the founder of Pennsylvania. Mr. Myers Is now In England, and Is hard at work gathering and copying letters and docu ments for his projected definitive edition of the works of I'cnn, I have assumed that ho will subsequently write a life of Penn In view of tho Immense amount of unknown material he has already garnered from tho old families In this country and In England and Ireland. It Is only fair to Mr. Myers to say that ho has not yet declared that ho will do this, but when I suggested It to htm, he would not deny that such an idea had come to him, also. All tho early Bradfords wcro men of dlsv tlnctlon, and held high position among their fellow citizens hero and In Now York, but today I want t "talk about Andrew In par ticular. READERS of Frankllnta "Autobiography" will got an Impression of the man nnd printer that probably 13 n little prejudiced. I have no doubt that Franklin Intended to bo fair to his rival in business, both ns a printer and as a newspaper publisher, but ho does attempt to deride both tho subject matter that appeared In Bradford's Weekly Mercury nnd also tho typography of that and the other publications that camo from Bradford's Press. After tho elder Bradford has been arrested for an Indiscretion, by order of the Provin cial Assembly, and his printing shop over hauled with tho thoroughness of tho old Rus sian Secret Police, the victim decided to shako tho dust of Philadelphia and set up a shop In New York, whero inducements had been made to him by the Legislature. This was In 1C93, when his son Andrew was about seven years of age. Tho boy afterward was placed in his father's shop and learned tho trade. Thero was only n limited amount of print ing to bo obtained in Now York and tho Brad fords got it. Thero was a little in Now Jer sey, and thoy got that, too, but in tho greater city of Philadelphia and in tho moro promis ing province of Pennsylvania there was a lot of trade that was going to others, and tho Bradfords seem to have decided that Andrew would better go to Philadelphia and, on tho strength of tho house, get the official and other business. So, in 1712, we find Andrew, now a man. back In the city of his birth, opening a print ing house or, as has boon suggested, merely taking over the shop which William Bradford had left In the chargo of Reiner Jensen. At this tlmo the only attempt to Issue a newspaper In this country had been promptly suppressed In Boston. This was the News Letter, a little half sheet that I believe made Its appcaranco once; for the publisher, hav ing had the audacity to comment upon tho characters of the assembly, It was promptly closed up. IN THOSE days tho liberty of the press had not yet been regarded as a constitutional right, and no printer dared make tho ven ture. However, In 1719 another Boston at tempt was made, with the Boston Gazette. Tho same year Andrew Bradford b trnn the publication of his American Weekly Mer cury, and this was continued for many years. Tho first number was issued on Tues day, December 2J, 1719, the day after Boston's Gazette appeared. Among the reasons an nounced for the appearance of the paper was the general one, "the encouragement of trade." It was a small four-pago sheet, with a very crudo picture of a postboy ornamenting tho wings of tho title. There was little of what we now would call news, and for a long time the only attempt at literary embellishment was occasional excerpts from some of tho English periodicals. Although the elder Bradford renounced his membership in tho Society of Friends, the Friends seem to havo brought a great part of their printing to tho younger Bradford when ho began here. He also became the printer to the province, and the so-called tilings necessary to baptism?" "Ves'm," said Tommy, "water and a baby," Western Mail. Survived the Ordeal A Scot of Peebles said to his friend Mar Andrew: ".Mac. I hear yo havo fallen in lovo wi' bonny Kato McAllister." "Weel, Sanders," Mac replied, "I was near vena near daein' in, but the bit lassie had nae siller, so I said to maself, 'Mac, bo a nion.' And I wis a mon, and noo I Jlst pass her by." Argonaut. lair Words or Nothing "George." said tho wife to her generally unappreclatlvo husband, "how do you 11.' c my new hat?" "Well, my dear," said George, with great candor, "to tell you the truth" "Stop light there, George! If you're going to talk that way about It, I don't want to know." Ideas. A Pleasant Hide Ahead Great Scolt! I forsot to "bring the tool kit along:." "Good," exclaimed his wife. "Now we can go light on without taking time out for you to tinker with the engine." Detroit Free Tress. Tin; Explanation Man Oh, de explanation man, ho come around a-talkln" strong; Do words he uses soun's llko dey was five or six feet long. He talks so ornamental dat you has a great deslro , To drop yon daily work an' stan' an' listen an' admlte. You klu ax 'im any question dat you chance ,to have on hand; His answer will bo iuos" too fine foh you to understand. He will tell you 'bout de taxes an de coat of what you eat An' 'bout de wars dat fill de world wlf sor row so complete. But wlf all dis conversation bout de mos dat ho can say Is dat men Jcs' keep on flghtln' an' dey's got da tax to pay. Though he's very Informatious an' he does de bea he can. You never gets much comfort fum de ex- planatlon man. Philander Johnson In the Washington Star, Tho exact location of his office cannot be Iparncd, but it seems to havo been at one timo at the corner of Second street nnd Black Horso alley, between Market and Chestnut streets. Outside hung his sign of the Bible. A5 NDREW BRADFORD also was ono of the earliest postmasters of Philadelphia, If not the first, and, of course, his shop was tho postofflce. Franklin was envious of him In this position, realizing that to be postmaster and have the control of the postboys was a distinct advnntage In tho distribution of a newspaper. How Franklin managed to get tills office and how ho turned the tables on Brad ford by bribing the postboys to neglect Brad foul's Mercury and take care of his Gazette la very characteristic of tho great philoso pher, who was not all philanthropist whero business was concerned. Bradford, who died in 174'.', published the American Slagazino the previous year, the publication making its appearance about the same time that Franklin's magazine ap peared. That was another time when Poor Richard opposed his rival and defeated him. GRANVILLE. THE IDEALIST The pursuit of trifles Is one of the most common of human failings. For instance: Hero are two clerks in a business office. Both have planned to go to the ball game this afternoon. All morning the gamo 13 on tho mind of one of these clerks; he mixes base hits with bookkeeping, beautiful running catches with columns of figures. The other fellow subconsciously knows he Is going out to a. ball game. But the fact exists in his subconsciousness only. For the present, his mind Is taken up with his day's work. If he completes It satisfactorily and in lime, he will go to the game. If .not, well ho will go some other day. The Hrst clerk Is due at a party this eve ning. What will he wear to make a favorable impression? All day ho worries about if. mentally tries this and that on; wonders If he wilt look as well as tho others there Tho second fellow plugs on. If ho has a party to attend this ovening, ho Wlll tak caro of tho tnalter of dress when evening ' arrives. Now: , s Which young man do you suppose will get tho moro real fun out of tho party or tho ball gamo? Tho fellow who used up his all day energy In anticipating tho occasion or tho fellow who enters Into It fresh-mlnded and with a sense of having accomplished something worth whlto beforehand? If your play Is more Important to you than your work, your salary Is too big, no mat ter how small It Is. If your work comes first and stays there some day the other fellow will como to you for a Job. Ho will call you "lucky"; but, no doubt, ho will still bo en. gaged In the selfsame elght-hour-n-day pUr, suit of secondary things trifles. THE IDEALIST CURIOSITY SHOP The expression, "knock wood," Is said date back to the Crusades. At that tim. when religious forvor and belief wero tnr stronger than today, almost every sol. iller carried n pleco of what ho conceived to bo a part of tho truo cross. When ovii seemed Impending, or before going into battle, tho crusaders wero wont to touch tn bit of wood, usually kept In an expensive golden . receptnclc. Eventually any pi ceo of wood was touched for luck, and so tho ex. presslon camo into general vogue. Dolawaro gets tho nickname, tho Bluo Hen State, from an expression attributed to on Captain Co dwell, noted for his cock-fight. Ing proclivities. In days gone by the cntlr. Stato was addicted to this kind of "snort" and Captain Caldwell's allegation that no rooster could bo gamo unless hatched by I bluo hen stuck to tho State. J irmev ll Lrc'2rwV Tho so-called Fatal Stone, now rcstlnc In Westminster Abbey, was used first m a placo on which to crown tho kings of Munstcr. It was originally deposited In tho Cathedral of Cashel, their metropolis. In 1213 Fergus n prince of the royal lino, hav ing obtained tho Scottish throno, obtained this stone for his coronation at Dunstaff nage, whero it continued until tho time of Joonnf.th "' ?'ho "moved It to Scone. In 1220 it was taken by Edward I to London and placed In tho world famous Abbey. "As Goes Maine" Prom th New York Evening Mall. Tho Maine result remonstrates anew that th Republican party cannot hopo to regain public confidence to the extent of winning State elec tions so long as it remains, in policy and In leadership, under control of tho men whoe course In 1912 forced It to tho most overwhelm ing and humiliating defeat that any national political party over suffered. Tho Mnlno verdict foreshadows tho national vordlct because. Its voters nro outside the preju. dices that afreet people In large cities. Thoy arc accustomed to do their own thinking, nnd to do it In their own peculiar way. That independence still prevails. Yesterday's election, therefore, has a significance that must not be minimized by students of national pp. lltical currents. Coming from a State In which the Republican policy of protection shoulo, It anywhere, strengthen greatly the Republican cause, the figures must be regarded ns show ing that tho asserted weakness of the Wilson Administration Is a Republican hopo rather than a fact. Also to be reckoned with, as equally decisive If not equally as numerous as In 1912, are the forces that moved forward when the Republican party, under Barnes, Penrose nnd Lorlmor, moved backward. Thoso forces are still looking forward, and they sen no Repub lican party on tho horizon. It has not yet caught up from tho rear. Mulno sounds a warning that must be heeded by Republicans In every state In which they hopo to retrieve their fallen fortune. An Appeal to the Farmers From the New York Tribune. Recognizing the fact that America must sup. ply an extra large part of the world's food stuffs ' next year, tho International linn ester Company of America baa begun a cnmiialgvVo, arouse tlio farmers of this country to tlUV opportunity unci niitv. it urges everv r.irmev to utilize every nvailable acre and to Increase tho average yield 01 each acre. Tlmt 1? ex tremely good ailvlce on two counts. The first Is the natural desire of all producers to have available a largo supply of merchnndUe when there is an unusual demand. With Eu rope In chaos, no question exists a'jout the demand and no question about tho desirability of being able to fill It with profit. Tho second Ib the more humanitarian and altruistic con sideration of ability to lellovc, out of the over flowing atotehouso of American faints, the suffering which Europe's shortugo uf grains nnd stock will Inevitably produce This lias been a year of bountoouB crops here. If care ful planning and skilful working can do It, next year's crops should Iw even hlggei, for theie will he need for all that tho best farm ing and tho most propitious weather conditions can produce. America ami Holland From the llaltlmoro News. Tho favor of thin country seems to be coin ted on all sides. Tho propaganda, which Ik being' carried on hero Is dungcious to our penco of mind nnd our spirit of fairness; not to our national peace. Hut It goes on elsewhere. There Is a little country called Holland that Is struggling mightily to pivserve Its neutral lty, and to which war would spell ruin and perhaps obliteration. Yet for all the regtet and horror of war that tho great Power are dally expressing, each Is spending Its elforts in Inciting that little country to hostility against the other. What sort of friendship Is it that permits such things? The world Is already half embroiled. Why should the other half bo Inundated with unsubstantiated actu3:ii'i!J. half-truths, cxuggeiations that, if believed, must at tho very least embitter Its tieJtrallty and may oven lead It lo eondono offense asai'1" its strict neutrality or tempt It to depart from an honestly Impartial course'.' Sober Second-Thought Treaties From the St. I.ouli Republic. Treaties of peace and aibitration ale .tlua.blt manifestations of public sentiment. They also help to creato and deepen right sentiment. They are educational und thoy foster habits of thought that mako for sobilcty and moderation. The Bryan commission treaties nto deslijiied to insure delay and give mason and common sense a chance, ff such treaties had been In force In Europe last July, and If Austria and Sorvla, to begin with, had lived up to them und appointed a high Joint commission of inquiry, the war might havo been averted. Tho whole world knows thut delay and opportunity for more dis ciissloji and moral presauro wcie devoutly wished for at that anxious time YUtliout cherishing illusions then the acceptance by so many Powers of the llrynn tieatles may b welcomed ns a heartening sign. Such treaties will be part of civilized und democratic ma chinery of war prevention. Military cabals never can wait: peace loving nation will sh themselves amplu time for reflection and sober second thought. righting it Out From the New York Herald. Any cessation of hostilities (in Euiope this time would be a disaster to the '; truo peace, a disaster to humanity. Far betv, that the issuo of Prussian militarism b fous" now' IN THE CORNFIELD Unseen, the farmer's boy from round the nl'l Whistles a snatch that beeks his soul ul And fills some time with tune, albeit shrill: The cricket tells straight on his shupw thought ... Nay, 'tis tho cricket's way of being sliu The peddler bee drones in and gossips tiausni, Far down tho wood, a one desiring uoe Times mo tho beating of a heart uf ! And these be all the sounds that mix, eacu morn, With waving of the corn. There, while I pause, my fieldward tatlnsi Take harvests, wheio the atatoly corn ranhsrw , Of Inward dignities. And large benignities and Insight wl"- Graces and modern majesties, Thus, without theft, 1 reap another's flw , Thusr, without tilth, I house a wondrous And heap my heait with quintuple crops cwUd' siaw u' fmmmimmm 11 fin 1 '" MUiiiMuitrM I ) A- -- JJ Uuf J mtrnm imn n mmuuimtimttttM