fM&mafrfr Mi-fnilttF s'--r)B(j((f7 10 EVENING LEDGEE PHILADELPHIA, TTTESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, lOl m lv- fl If 1 I S oj r f WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO KNOW-THINGS THAT INTEREST MAIff AND MATRON MILITANT MAID'S "VALOR" REWARDED BY DEATH AS SUICIDE Strange Story of Laura Gray's Career Revealed in Letter Accompanying Pre sentation of Medal. A. really gifted and brilliant young woman, whose life might well have been diverted Into the highest ohannels, has under tho saddest of all circumstances gone over to Join the great majority. Hor suicide by nn overdose of a drug to which she becamo addicted after Joining the militant suffrage forces, took place In a Hat in Jermyn street, London, last June. Joan Lavender Outhrle, or, as she called horself, "Laura ClHy," frequently led the militant suffragettes on wild expeditions. Until hor 21st birthday, a couple of years ago, she lived with her widowed mother under the most comfortable cir cumstances In Kensington. Highly edu cated and of brilliant abilities, she de veloped a leaning for socialistic literature, nnd became a militant suffragette. Hut until the following letter and Its accom panying medal for "valor" was sent her, the young girl's life was fairly normal. The modal was from the W. 8. V. U. to militants, and the letter reads: Dear Soldier In the Women's Army: No mero words can possibly express the feelings of the commlttw towards you and the other comrades who have , so nobly and with utter disregard of self suffered the pain of the hunger strike, and the horrors of forcible feeding In prison, at the prompting of duty and loyalty to the cnuso you passionately love, and which is the denrest in life to us all. I send you 'hcrefore. In all honor, and on bclialt ,f the committee of the W. 8. P. U., Jio medal for valor In action, nnd my 'rsonal wish that you have not suf lntd too seriously In health aB the tlailt of your heroic fight for prtn - i Yours, with all greetings, " MABEL TL'KE. Wvhcn the Coroner. Ingleby Oddie, summed up, his voice trembled with emo tion, nnd there was scarcely a dry oye in the room. He nervously fingered the above letter, and then said "Can anything be more calculated to upset the mind of a young girl such as receiving this document nnd this travesty of a medal? After this she began to exaR gerate her own importance The weak mind probably gave way She leaves her home, her sister, her mother, for a gar ret in order to earn her own IMng and probably devote herself to the cause. She Is next in the stage as a pantonine girl, and when a young girl, brought up as she was, stnrts to live the free and lnde dependent existence we hear so much about in England, men of the world know the danger she runs, a danger of which this girt unfortunately did not escape. "Next we find her In the company of men frequenting night clubs and taking money from them There Is no more about the suffragist movement. The girl seems to have been absolutely degraded, and from then her whole history Is one of drink, drugs, Immorality and death from her own hand." I The Coroner read aloud a letter written Vs uthc. unfortunate Miss Guthrie, to her CHURCH FEELS WAR BURDEN armAn Methodists, Crushed Under Heavy Taxes, May Close Temples. NEW TORK, Sept. IS. A letter was re ceived here from Bishop L. Nelson, direc tor of the work of the Methodist Epis copal Church, bv tho Board of Foreign Missions of that faith, stating that tho German Methodist congregations are ctushed under the heavy burdens Imposed upon them by the war. The congregations are face to face with tho necessity of closing their churches temporarily, he says. CHICAGO MUNICIPAL MARKET MANAGERS ISSUE "DON'T" LIST Tell Housewives Not to Ex pect All Fancy Grocery Store Frills at Farm Wagons. CHICAGO, Sept 16.-"Don'te" foi housewives dealing at tho new municipal murkote, work on two of which was be gun yesterday, have boon Issued with tho approval of tho Municipal MarketB Com mission. These rules are laid down as ft guldo to women eager to cut tho cost of living, but who may expect the frills of fancy grocery store, service on the school lots where farm wagons loaded with garden truck will bo found. The markets to be opened this week, as tho result of an Inspection tour msd by Alderman James H. Lavvley and his aides, will be nt Maxwell and Union streets, and on the Washington School property, Morgan and Ohio streets. Following are the "don'ts" for munic ipal marketers. Don't expect tho farmers to telephone ou at your residence and take your or der over the wire. Don't ask to have an ear of corn and a bunch of onions delivered. Don't demand credit from the sturdy agriculturist who sells you tomatoes at bottom price. Spot cosh talks. Don't hunt for premiums nt the munic ipal markets. The farmer cannot give you a cake of soap or a silver-handled mop-stick with every DO-cent purchase. Don't expect the municipal market to deal in toilet jroods, razors, Imported olives, caviar, roller skates, hair tonlo, pickled oysters and gasoline. Go to an up-to-date grocery store. Don't come to market without a basket. It may not look stylish, but what you sae might buy a new winter hat. Don't expect that your purchases are going to be wrapped up like Christmas tre" ornaments. If you don't see what you want, a3k a policemsn. " HHHL till , kK . -iiaPf . 3Si$ W 2w I J? 1 1 -K " ;;HlK mm Mws?a xmlj mW m . " -$ Mt& It - r,- $3??miAvRV ii- tvm "is i hi i$t'r f sml 4 "ft -?:&& fe k J? '$$& ",n HBHHHHBBslnnnkHHHkHBBlKIAflKl ,"X r rfA... u . HHSIHHHHHHiKI ..11 . -,...4 i A 'SiA'yTi A) ft,;v.l, nlK -i BLOUSE OF PEACHBLOW MOIRE FASTENED WITH JET BUTTONS BEFORE THE SANDMA1TCOMES MORE ABOUT JIMMY BREEZE SOUTH WAITERS OUTNUMBER GUESTS IN BIG PARIS HOTELS mnther. in which she says "My Dear Little Mother Whatever wretchedness I have had has como to me through my own doing, and during this last year, In particular, I have m5t some very dear souls, both men and nomen, If you ever como across them and they sieak to you of me glvo them a weloome for my sake, even though I may have met them In bad and immoral ways. Pleasa don't imagine for a moment thnt what I have done was suggested by our lf i-nnvprsatlnn. I have ben taking drugs lor the last six months practically I for the every night. I only lied to you aDout it. because I knew you would worry if I told you the truth. Of course, th- kindly Coroner will call it 'temporary insanity." nut, as a matter of fact. I think this Is about the sanest thing I have yet done. I am simply very. iery urea oi imnns In General I cannot see that the world will progress any the wois for my being out of it. It seems cowardly. I know, but I should only go on causing you more un happiness. dear soul, for there are certain ivays of life which it is absolutely impos sible to give up. In fact, one docs not want to. Tou are so pure nnd good that it is hard to write this to you, but I feel It to b the absolute truth. I blieve there must bo a further sphere for people like you, where unhapplnes and disap pointment are smoothed away N'o one In this world could have had a better or more sympathetic mother than J. G. L." Assistant Secretary Breckinridge Leaves Capital to Aid Refugees. PARI3. Sept 16. The hotels are suffering from a scarcity of guests. At the Continental there are only seven guests In all. Each has fivo waiters to attend him. A party of Americans went to the Hotel d'lenn a few days ago and asked: "What are your prices?" "What are you willing to p&y?" asked the manager. Henry S. Breckinridge, Assistant Sec retary of War. in charge of the relief of Americans, went to London today. H expects to arrive hack In Amrlca be nd of the month. rn Mrs. Robin spoilt it all by saying aratcfullyl "Thank you so much, Jim- i inv. thev vcri nlontv ufrnnff to Hv. LL the afternoon and ' but a little afraid to beRin. All they cveninp- Jimmy hunted ' needed was your kind help!" It s just no use to try to be bad, groaned Jimmy in despair, "I think I might as well pivc up and go home." So he started back. On his way he passed a fine gar den. The flowers were all dead and the tops were full of ripe brown seeds. around in search oi trouble, but found ; none. True enough, he saw an old owl sitting up i in a tree, and he said i to himself. "There's a sleepy old fellow: I'll wake him up in a hurry!" So he blew very hard and waked the old owl up. "Oh, thank you so much, Jimmy," said the owl, the minute he was , awake. "I was having such very bad dreams it was a real kind act for you ' to wake me up. And anyway, it is high time I was about my business i Thank you again," and he flew away. Oh, but Jimmy was angry! He went from there directly over to the cornfield. "I know what I'll do I'll blow the corn down, then thev will all think I'm dreadful I l guess!" So he blew and blew. The Jir urecKinnago proDamy nas seen i,,. r i,,.c rc,l.,l A d,t- mas. !. nir.t Aru!.... ii, .. 1 "-""h v.fcv.fc' li jh- emu ottwi uiwic u; nic v.i.uui iifeijLUJK Limn illiy J TjnirM. K..nU oth-r noncombatant. J I and Jimmy thought utv suctessiuiiy uau TODAY 44 YEARS AGO THE STORY OF HIS LIFE "At the Tge of two." ho said, according to an exchange, "my parents-all my relatives. In fact, were impressed with the range and volume of my voice, as raised in Joy or woe. So, from two to 1J cars of nge. I took voice lessons from Slgnor Splllonl. who charged Jl a min ute, but who, let me assure ou was worth It. Trom 12 until I as S) eats old, T iaine under the tutelage of Monsieur G.atln. who used to make Psttl's hats for her and who, therefore, knew the human voice from A to Gizzard. "M Grutin taught me for five years tt th rate of TS000 a year, and then I was sent to Europe, where I spent my time studying under the bst masterJ In Stoodleburg and Booden-Haaden until I was. SO years old, when I nas pronounced perfect." He smiled sorrowfully, yet sweetly, and added, "And now, thanks to the liwld clear purity of my tons and rny superior enunciation I can sell twtce as many vegetables as any other huckster In towns." German Forces Had Reached Foitifi- cations of Paris. j NEW TORK, Sept. 13.-On this dale 44 years ago the Prussian advance reached the Paris fortifications and ttoops were forwardtd to surround the city. A. FRIENDLY TIP Richard Eennett. the actor, was a prize boxer when he was a young man. and as a result of this accomplishment he has many friends In the ranks of pugilism. One evening during a performance in the Middle West Abo Attell went behind the scenes and called on Bennett In his dressing room. "Are you going to play San Francisco?" asked the pugilist. "TV." replied the actor. "I think we'll put on the play in the Greek Theatre over at Berkeley for one or two special per formances " "Take a tip from me, Bennett," cau tiorieu Attell. not getting the leal sig nificance of the theatre' name; "don't do that. If ou do, you'll lose a lot of mon Thre ain't enougli Greeks in that town to fill a moving picture house." The Popular Maazint. he was being Till one corn stalk spoiled it all by saying: ''You are always so thoughtful and kind, i Jimmy South-breeze all the other , winds have gone off and left us, but I you stay anu i.in us and make us very happy. We thank you very much." And all the cornstalks rus tled a "thank you" so shyly and hap pily that Jimmy had no heart for say ing an angary word, though he felt very cross m his heart. He even stayed and tanned them a , little longer, while he was trying to decide what lo attempt next. I t !..,... i vu ,i;.i.,'. t ,t,:i. r i 1 It,lVV 1 IIJ Ultllt I I IIIIIIIV Ul it before!" he exclaimed suddenly. "It's just the very worst thing a breeze can do I'll blow the baby robins out of their nest!" Chuckling with naughty delight, he hurried over toward a robin's nest, and pushed two little babies off the edge of the nest! But before he even had time to think how smart and wicked he was, iKS( . & BffifiV ".. INN He hurrieil oiri toiruriln u rohin'a neat, and pushed tico little babies off the edge of the nest! "My last chance!" exclaimed Jim my. "I'll tear those seeds away from their home and spwad them all over tlic garden." He shook the plants fiercely and scattered the seeds hither and yon. And just as he was finishing, his mother blew up. "That's a nice boy," she complimented him, "you couldn't do anything better than that now next year we'll have pretty flowers all over the garden." Jimmy said not a worth he simply gave up trying to be had and went to bed! Tomorrow Four o'ClocUs. Copyright, 1014, Clara Ingram Judion ACROSS TPIE COUNTER A suit of blue cheviot with the redln goto coat having a velvet collar and a broard girdle, and a skirt with plaits at both sides that Hare at the foot costs $20. At 25, a suit similar In cut Is seen In both blue and black cheviot. The skirt Is plain, but Is buttoned In front down Its entire length. There aio soft greens and browns among tho higher-priced suits. Wine color Is seen, and mny shades of violet nnd dull purple. In greseda, or gray green, a milt Is priced at 527.60 that has great Individu ality. Both skirt and coat are trimmed with rowa of buttons mado of a combination of bona and of tho material Itself. The coat Is cut to almost knee-length In the back, and It has the high Xapoleonlc collar that Is becoming to so many faces. It Is bound with black silk braid that carries out tho military effect, and Is cut auay to partially reveal a waistcoat of the material, buttoned nnd braided. The skirt has three narrow plaits at each side that widen toward the foot and that are unconflned from tho knee down. It would seem that we need no longer mince along tho street, but that we may walk with the natural stride of the free born once again. It is hard to tell Just what relation color has to price, but as one departs from the blue and black the prices soar upward. There is perhaps moro Individuality In the cut or trimming of each suit, but the outlines nre pretty much the same and tho redingote Is soen more often than any other form of out-of-door garment. One of the exclusive shops la showing a suit at J4S.50 In a dull tobacco brown that has the Napoleonic collar, the edges bound with black silk braid and the red ingote coat with Its wide flare. The Individual note Is struck by the black satin fringed saeh and the way It is draped nbout the hips. Nevertheless, one can buy a suit of blue or black for 120 or i without fearing to see too many duplicates. The shops have learned to guard against this very thing, and by ringing slUht changes on the same model a variety Is offered from which to choose. And It is Just hero that the individuality of tho wearer comes Into play and can find expression. CONTENT WITH SCOTLAND An extremely Flf-tniportant middle class Londoner, 'visiting Scotland for the first time In his life, volunteered to a Wndly but sharp old Highlander that no Englishman could over find Scotland any thing but a place to leav and that rapidly. "I'n nae so sure o' that, ' returned the old man, dryly. "I II tak' ye to a place no' far frae Stirling, whaur thretty thousand o' yer countrjmen ha' been content for five hundred Sear, and they'ie nae thocht o' leaving" yet! ' "What is the place?" belloned the Ion doner. Bannockliurn'" snapped the Scot, avintrhls hand in the direction of the .tattlefleld. CURE FOR NEURASTHENIA Th- little miss was digging In her tiny, garden, when old John appeared, with an amused smile on his old black face, and I nin tauereci nat In nana, bowing and apologizing most humbly, sas Youth e Cotnpanu.n In loply to Little Miss' in quiries n to what had made him so lat, he said: "Well, Little MIsb, it's Jest' this way Ez I wuz comln' by Miss Harney's she said. "John, can't sou torno in and fix this flower bed fur me.' And I JeV went in and resisted her a minute and come right on. And, Little Miss, as I gitH in sight, and sees you a-spadln' and a-rakln' I sas to myself, 'John, ef mo hlgh-hawn- I ed ladles struck a hones' sweat, they I wouldn't be so much of this heah nervous i perspliatlon. Thes sholy wouldn't." STRANGE Craig Blddle, tall, bronzed and ath letic, was dining in Monte Carlo, after the Ntoe tennU tournament "Do you see that girl?" an English man said to Mr. Blddle, and he nodded toward a beautiful girl In a while gown quite wltliout bleeves, that seemed to be literally falling from her lovely shoulders. "Well, that girl Is a worthless crsa ture, and fahe's ruined my best friend. Yes, my best friend has spent half a million on her In the Ufct year." "Strange," said Mr. Btddle, with a mile "strange, Isn't it. how these worthless girls are always the most x-Vtnilv!" HOW HE FORGAVE McNAB A S.otihman on his deathbed was re minded b the attending minister that the hour of death is an hour for the banishing of all lll-feellng a time for uni versal forgleness. Ho was a McGregor, and his feud with the McNabs had been notable So the clergjman. with the family's pel mission and assistance, summoned the had r clan McNab to the dying McGregor's bed side. "I forgive ye, McNab," whispered the expiring man, "wi' all my heart but may my curse rest on my son forever Jf he evtr does'" In Legal Phraseology From the Pitt burgh Pot. "Who -writes you so many letters, dear?" "A young lawyer" "And does he write nice letter?" "In a legal way, yes. He says I have beautiful eyes and Is eonstantlv alludin to what h calls th a.forsild eyes, orbs 1 or vnmal ormma " W .?f "NX V - J . y2c.s ---. yv ) jy 7 fjtft-jTK ' Jf- r OAininu, WJ1I.X in my bathing suit ?, I f i 1'iay uijuii iiic auiiM, a. BHk-JSLI T'll- say 1 look so cute, ' SjSrftSSIliSKSKiM! With -.kin all' brown and mft v -SgaJilWiHH tanned, i vr - ""J - JWm uy should they coax me so I v'''3 M pretty suit all nasty wet? sa vffiPr Rut when out in the lake I ' " M' father goes to swim, I SasSe-iv ' sometimes like to take i ! -S31 s3E T" A walk tA i'4't in him. f Jmrn'"' y mot'ier saySl ' J'ou y5 llll 2?vsi suppose lllllfl ijtfJ Ue'u fatlier l'a,'ie in all his vSlff -JtWL clothes?" "-Q - (Copyright ) THE INDEPENDENT GIRL THINKS MAN BEST "PAL" Platonic Friendship nn Aid to Mental Development, With tl e recent triumphant rise of the bachelor girl, and tho subsequent discard- j lug of that opprobrious term, old maid, a irurr cuniuruuerie ims sprung up oe tiveen the sexes, nnd many are the advan tages to be reaped therefrom by both pai ties Platonle friendship has until recently hem ipgarded with a suspicious eye and S'W'i.illy condemned as being something utiti itural and queer, and, anyhow, super lluout "What Is the good of platonlcs?" said a hasty young man once. "If 1 want a real friend I go to a man who can talk decently and who understands things, and who can knock around with me. Hut girls are different. When you go out with them they expect you to spend a lot of money on their amusement, nnd, anvhow, girls are not meant to be real pals as men are to each other." Hut, Indeed, it Is time those foolish statements wete contradicted. The inde pendent girl desires equality In her friend ships, and is much too proud to nccept favors for which she cannot return full measure. Instead of being an expensive luxury, she wishes to be a true friend, giving ns much pleasure as she gets, and she regard her friendships with men nut only as a pleasure, but as an education and an experience, and (contrary to some opinions) not as a pathway that. If suc cessfully and diplomatically trodden, leads to the Inevitable altar. Her outlook Is broadened and her mind entertained through masculine companionship, and the mun, on me oiner nanu, nnns that he, too, gains both pleasure and i rortt from the friendship. Ho discovers tho mind of his woman friend, if she bo clever and interesting to be at once more complex and more incomprehensible than that of his ordi nary male companion, et the one friend ship does not in the least exclude the other, for the friendship between men and men must nlwavs differ from the friendship between men and women the latter admitting certain reserves, certain unexpected surprises, and always and ever a certain curious charm of freshness not usually to be found in the former MtbfcteJa MISS A. MORGAN IN FRANCE Miss Elsie de Wolfe With Late Tirian cler'a Daughter nt Dlnrritz. NEW YORK, Sept 16. Blsle De Wolfe, actress, In writing to a friend In this city, say that Miss Anne Morgan, daughter of the late J. P. Morgan, l staying at Blarrlti, France, with Miss Elizabeth Marbury. MIsb De Wolfe says she was motoring from Avignon to Spain when the war broke out She reached Blarrltg on August IS and two weeks later she was Joined by Miss Morgan and Miss Mar bury. BLOUSES RETAIN HOLD ON FASHION DESPITE CRITICISM FINANCIAL REVERSES FORCE ELLEN ADAIR TO LEAVE HER HOME New Basque Is but a First Cousin American Mod istes Will Have Oppor tunity to Show Skill. Once In so often the rumor Is hinted abroad that tho separate blouso Is con demned to denth, fashionable death, that Is. But It reappears quite brazenly and in Irresistibly tomptlng guise. Before the season e over we will perhaps tiro of the basque, for even the blouse Is tarred slightly with tho same brush. It Is al tered or modified, but there Is at least a suggestion of It In many that nro de signed of tho heavier materials. The illustration shows a blouso of molro, cut with tho kimono shoulder and the new ouff that comes down ovor the hand almost to the fingers. This cuff Is the last word of tho modiste, at present, nnd whll It may bo shaped In various ways, left open or closed, It must bo not only long hut very long, Indeed, Tho blouse Is finished with a sailor col lar at the throat, and the vest and girdle nie cut In one piece and fitted snugly to glvo tho basque effect. The vest but tons noticeably higher than thoto we have been wearing! It would seem almost as If tho higher the fastening the smarter the effect, This argues a gradual disappearance of the chain and beads, often of such bar baric color and splendor, and a reappear ance of smart little bows and neckties, of the kind that wero high favorites a few years ngo. Hore, there Is neither bow nor tie, Just buttons, but beautifully cut jot buttons that are very decorative on a delicate color. Tho buttons are also used on the cufts where they hold the pointed ends of the cuffs In position against the sleeve Itself. There Is something essentially French nbout the use of Jet for this purpose. The blouse la trimmed with its own material for both collar and cuffs, and it needs just the dnrlng touch that the glistening black buttons give. It Is nn artistic touch, for when all Is said and done the French modistes are artists where color Is concerned. Just what effect the war will have In giving American designers an opportun ity to cieate fashions after their own style and taste will perhaps depend on how long tho war lasts. Certainly they have never had a fair chance, for the public demand is for Frrncli fashions In clothes and millinery. Tt Is not a matter of fad or fancy, nor a lack of patriotism. American artistes have yot to prove themselves when It comes to a really fine feeling for color. In this respect It can certainly be ad mitted still, that "they do those things better In France." Death Her of Mother Makes an Orphan WiUn,. Friends Pictures Amer ica as Land of Promise. WHEN JONES SUBSIDED A well-known illustrator, who makes In teresting Western pictures, once made the acquaintance of n noisy but good humored cowboy, who rejoiced In the ap pellation of "Hollering Jones." In physical appearance this man was typical of his kind, and the artist made several studies of him, both in icpose and In his favorite diversion of "hollering." Some of the studies were sold by tho arfist to an Eastern magazine They showed JoneB In his most violent state. A year later the artist ngaln visited the region. He was soon approached by Mr. Jones himself, bearing one of the pic tures, which ho had torn from the maga zine In which it was printed. Pointing to it, he asked: Is that me?" "Well," replied the attist, evasively, "I got the general Idea from you, of course, but" "Oh, I ain't tikln' no offense." Jones made hasto to say. "It's all right; only If It's me, say so." "If you put It to me that way," said the artist, "I can only reply that It Is a fairly good portrait of you." "The men here on the ranch agree with you. So I look like that when I holler, do I?" "I think you do." "In that case," said Hollering Jones, "atl I've got to say is that Hollering Jones has hollored his last holler. Here after, when I celebrates, I does so with a tin horn In my opinion, no man has a right to look like that not lound white folks, anyhow." Youth's Companion. II The sorrows of youth are so often ir. nored and jot, all, so pltlfull For It , only In youth that one really "touch., bottom"! It Is only in youth that th blackest abysses of sorrow are gaugtd. For In youth, and In youth only, tht power to "feel" is nt Its keenest, and this the oldor folka are alow to reil Tho child sorrowing over her broken doll -the little boy lamenting the death of favorlto dog-the disastrous ending to a young girl's love affair-why, ths ui. vorse for tho nonce Is blotted out for thesel The pain of It all would be to gTeat, too overwhelming, were It not for tho blessed twin capacity for Joy. And I, Ellen Adnlr, alone In Amsrles and without ono real friend In the world can yet thank heaven for this cap&dtr' for deep feeling. For the pendulum will surely swing around and happiness on day come to me ngnln. "Ellen, dar child," my mother used to say, "nevW grow hard and never gTow worldly. Anl If sorrow comes, let It only servt ft soften you. " '""pSn- ' ""k ln 'Xm '' c,WLI!lfr ' And the anguish of the singer reik.i n,. sweetness of the strain." ,h " Dear mother, how lightly I listened U your gentle mornllzlng-and how glji would I listen now. For the peaceful life In the English vil lag had a sad and sudden ending, i remember spring had como In a riot of turbulent green, In wonderful stlrrinji of wood and Held, ln tender upshoots-and I-I had been strangely restless. The young sap was rising In the trees, th birds wero mating In the branches and singing their hearts out ln a very ecsUcy of joy. "Oh, to bo ln England, now- thu April's therel No earthly artist could ?. SEe 'Palnt nn English spring, time. Tho hodges were a mass of tender green, tho thorn trees budding In a whits profusion, and the sun glittered In a thou" sand light on the dew-spangled gru,. Oh, thoso dewy April mornings and my young rebellious heart "More llfel Mot. life I was crying to mvsolr in . and cronlnir wn. "nr,, .....!. ,. " and Mv vnntl, Is ,-,..! , I have never llvml!" nnn m ,.. THE LAST COMPLIMENTS I heard of the most perfect man-servant In the world recently. He had waited tlfty yeais upon an aged and crusty IJaronet in his Indon lodgings, and his servility and obsequiousness wero with out bounds. Presently, In the fashion of all sged Baronets, our gouty and rheumatic ctank died. His funeral hour being set and given out, the attending clergyman sud denly found himself unable to attend. In haste he summoned the servant, and bade him send out notice of the change in the time of funeral ceremonies. The old man thought a er lung time Then he took up his pen and laboriously indited many little notes Each one read: "The master tends his compli ments to you and says as how he won't be buried till tomurrow evening at 5." A RETROSPECTIVE SENTENCE Justice Maule once addressed a phe nomenon of Innocence in a smock-frock in the following words: "Prisoner at the bar your counsel thinks you Innocent. I think you innocent; but a Jury of our own countrymen. In the exercise of such com mon Bense as they possess, which does not appear to be much, have found ou guilty, und it remains that I should pass upon ou the sentence of the law. That xentenee Is that jou be kept In Imprison ment for one day, and, as that day was yesterday, you may go about onr busl iiess ' The unfortunate rustk rather scared, went about his business but thought that the law was an uncommonly puzzling "thing." "' FIRED A well-known Judge often relieved his Judicial wisdom with a touch of Tumor One day. during the trial of a case llr Ciunn was a witness In the box. and as h hesitated a good deal and teemed 'un willing, after much persistent questioning to telwhat he knew, the Judge said Tto him: 'Come. Mr. Uunn. don't hang flre ' After the examination had closed the bar was convulsed by the Judge adding "Mr Ounn you can go off, ou are discharged " ache deepened with the Blnglng of th iicoiittg Ui I licit Two rival birds were courting their lady-love on a neighboring tree, and ths beauty of their song brought tears to my eyes. "Lfa and love!" said I, "and love Is the only thing that matters. AniJ love, in this sleepy place, is passing mi by, and with a dull heartache I walked back to our cottage on the moor. Dul oven there the birds were courting be neath the gables and the dormer win dows. To shut out their tender song I hurried Indoors and seated myself ln our little parlor. But opposite me on tht wall was the same old theme, for there, hung by a careful hand, was Watt's great picture, and I gazed upon It for ths flrit time with now and seeing eyes-"LoTi and Life." and In the shelter of Love'i wings Life rested. I burled my head on the tabls to hut SHm anJ tho tearB ran down m" cheeks. Why, Ellen," said a gentle voice, "tell me the trouble, dear," and mother stool by my side. I could not speak, for word wero futile to express the vague stlrrlnji at my heart. "Is It the artist man who was here lilt summer?" snjd she. "He may come back to us, Ellen. Do not weop bo, dear!" And then into her kindly ear I poanl my longings and my fears. It was not any special love t w.nt.H , tnu. . life together. And I told her of th artist man's kind words, "Lire up the hlghost nlwaya." I told her of ay sudden rebellion at our narrow life an of tho strange heart Btlrrlngs that tht spring had awakened within me. I taUed for an hour In my selfish absorption, and then I caught sight of mother's face. How thin and wan it looked; how deli cately transparent! My heart smote rae. Oh, mother, my place Is here with you!" I cried. "You need me mostl" and for the first time I noticed the frailty ef her pretty figure and the droop of hr slender shoulders. "I may not need you long, dear Ellen,'' said she, "and thon love and life will come and you will be free." And looklnr ut her dear, thin face, I think the artlit's words came true; my self-centrednen fell from mo, my soul woke up, my soul began to grow. I must never lose her, that dear mother of mine; I would de vote my life to her, and find happlnest, elusive Blue Bird, In Its true place, at home. The spring slipped by and the daji lengthened toward midsummer. An June and the honeysuckle and the re" came In triumphant. I thought th clover In a neighboring field had nerir smelled so sweet before. And then tts sudden tragic ending came for mother had been ailing since the coming of the spring and one June evening the slender cord gave way, and she quietly tipped beyond the pala of earthly thlngi to "where beyond these voices thera U peace." I cannot talk about It yet: the pain Is still too fresh, too new And later, the pompous lawyer front the nearest town arrived. "You hare lived a curious, shut-In life," aald hs me. "And, my dear young lady, your poor mother has shown a strange lack of business capacity. Kor her worldly-U was sunk In a Bmall annuity, which M now, of course, terminated at her death. And I find your cottage mortgaged !!' you no relatives, no Intimate friends?' I racked my puzzled brains-awl shamefacedly confessed that, beyond the vicar and the parish doctor, we had friends. "Hut, my dear joung lady." said the pompous llttlo lawyer, "your financial position is now a serious one. I w"; inform you that even this cottage vrill pass out of your hands for your mother, although not In debt to any of the low tradespeople, has borrowed from a flrW In town And ou are practlcalb penni less Have ou really no relatives ?' "My muther's brother in America is " only one I ever knew," said I "And him I have not seen for ea ears. I was at boarding school In l-a' don then, and he came over from P1 Uelphia to Kugland on a business trip Wt spent a day together at the Zoo ni dined at Itomano's. It was a red-le"" day for me, I remember'" "You had better advise him Uniat' dlately of your awkward position iw child." said the little lawyer luy worldly-all conslsta of a ten-pound no In the local savings bank." und he parted. And slowly I resolved upon i-"0 slowly my determination grew Not W would I write to this uncle of m"i' across the seas, but I, Ellen Ad""' quest of adventure and In quest ot I1"' would set forth to seek him "'', Across the seas I pictured America. " Land of Promlie, the El Dorado of a terprUlng youth. I