THE LANCASTER UTIVAIGENCER. PUBLISHED EVERY WEBBY:MAY BY H. G. SITITH it CO A. J. STEINMAN H. G. SMITH TERMS—Two Dollars per annum payable In advance. When the date on the direction la bel pasted on the paper has elapsed, the sub 'scriber willVenew his subscription at once, or be will render himself liable to an additional charge of fifty cents per annum. TEM LANCASTER DAILY INTELLMEIWEE is published every evening, Sunday excepted, at $5 per annum In advance. The INTELLTGENCER .Ton OFFICE IR one of the most complete In the State and Is cele brated for the superior elegance of Its work. CORNICE Or CIERTILZ OFFICE—So ISCMARE. Voettp: THE FACES WE MEET. Oh, tile faces we meet In the crowded street With their smlllng lips or their weary eye And the clouds of care, Willett they often wear, As they hurry swiftly by. There are laces as gay As the Waves that p l ay On the sunny sands hi an Islet green : There are eyes as bright As the Jewels' light, That tails on the brow of a utieen There are tresses of hair Like a golden snare. And they catch many hearts in their meshes (strong ; There am locks like the night On a mountain night, Darr theclay-nt an heralds the (lawn There are brows as free Al , a land-locked sea, No storms haye driven, no temp.a:, tossed And brows an black As the desolate track \VIIIch the lire-dead has crossed. There err lips who, smilr. Without malice or ellllO, Light the nom ae tho sun light, the tire And lips where n sneer Chills the blood as with Ms r. At its lurk malignity. Oh, the hirer tcr, meet n Llle croNolol Ht reel, 1111 h careworn brows or wit 11 g 111,1,011 W t•S'. Aro incLoreN of II fe, mane Of light awl shade AM they 111164 LIS HWI ILI t' ht _Miscellaneous. the Hancock Secret =BEM= She was a mystery to her fellow-tray e•lers in the third class. She wits evi dently accustomed to the Ilrst, by the dostitictive movement she made for the strap by the window ; she was ad evi dently unaccustomed to hard work, by the whiteness cud smallness of her hand; for she drew off her glove inad vertently—a light kid glove, soiled cer tainly, but of perfect eta and duality and showed her small fair hand, with marks round her lingers us if they lied 4.lte habit of rings. She wore a large 'Neter-proof cloak, to the effectual con cealment of her dress, which, however, crackled and rustled underneath hke silk; and—she had the untuistakable air of a high-bred . lady; and though .her face was so youeeztled by a thick t-Metland veil there itts no telling what her features were like, yet she was c•er •tuinly young, and every thing about :her seemed In pre•suppuse beauty. Al dogether Hie` Wee Re ; her 'whole mannyr tool style differing se sarangely trout the place in which she round herself, and from theetimpanions consequent. Presently the train slackened, then stopped at Three-I,timis station, and th e anomaly was obierved to shrink farther NIA' in her ember, and to hold her, head bent a little dent It. 00 the plat form was a footman in green and gold --the Hancock livery -standing a step or two behind a tall, handsome-looking man, both scanning the train as it pass- Outside the station wits a carriage with a 'pair of bays, the like of tyhirh are not often :well. The•rr'd lion vovi;', R aj,' a rough farmer-lad seated oppc,,ito (,) thr anomaly. Itelike my lady's coining down," returned his hither, to whom he had spoken. "I see li'r go up yesterday." As he said this, the footman running along the line, turned his eyes Into the carriage, and nodded superciliously to Hodge; and Hodge and his son pulled :their foreloelts and said, "(hued morn- sir," tulle respectfully. If the anomaly had not worn so thick a veil Hodge would have seen her smile. " My lady doesn't seem to have come, John," then said the gorgeous crea ture I❑ livery, touching his hat; and his master answered quietly,— " So it seems ; come to meet the next train," as if he !Tally did not care much -about the matter. But In 1161 own heart he wits fuming savagely; blaming her for not telegraphing If she had been pre vented Cooling.; blaming her for stupid iity, carelessness, indifference, and all manner of evil things, as men do when (hey are angry, Mid before they can vebt d heir wrath on the offending head. Meanwhile the train went on. At the next station it dropped Hodge and his soli, and about live miles further It stop• ped at an insignificant little station where only third-elass, trains did stop; and theaninnaly it ig ted , and made her way across some fields to a small cottage set at the entrance to a by-lane, a pretty little place with a rustic porch covered with roses and honeysuckles, and a trim garden full of old•lashioned flowers.-- The anomaly pushed open the wicket gate, and went.up the paved walk and through the porch into the inner room, where an elderly woman sat watching a sil: child. " W ell, Goody, and how is lie to ahly she asked, below her breath. " All ! toy lady, I thought you would Contr. 'Hr.'s as had, poor lamb! as he ,!an lie to live. I've looked for his lash every minute, as you might say." "Poor little .fellow !" said the lady tenderly. "All! he is ill, poor darl ing!" and tears were in her eyes as she sat down by the bedside and softly touched the wasted feverish hand " The doctor nays 11,1 'how lie cannot last the night through, if some change don't take place soon to-day," said the old woman. " You feel sure, my lady, don't you, as how I haye done my best?" she added, anxiously. " Your best, Goody! of course I do.-- Have we not trusted you ? and don't I know you, dear old soul *.""l'he lady spoke with tender atlectionateuess as she laid tier hand upon the old . Wolllall'd shoulder. "And Miss Annabelle, do she feel satisfied in her mind 7 The pale face into which the woman was looking so anxiously flushed. "I am sure she does," she answered. "Make your mind easy on that; my sister is us well content with you as I. And now t must go. You will write and let us know how he goes on. ll' he does not live, it will not be for want of cure ; we niust accept what ensues patiently. You will want money, in any case, and I have brought some. And mow s good-by, i d bless thee, little one," she added, stooping down and kissing the UTICOII , ,iIMS ; and, with a strange feeling of mingled pity and re lief lief (for she saw the boy eould not live,) human compassion and the relaxing of a heavy filaaai burden warring together in her mind, she passed out of the cot ^ tags and took her way back across the , fields to the little station again, just in time for the up-train. This time she entered a fl rst•tilass car rlage. She got in, envelope,' in her waterproof, and masked in her Shetland vail, still an anomaly. At Three-Lanes she got out, radiant in silk attire, and with an uncovered face, co þ etily Lady Hancock. She was greelted with respectful bows and hat-touchings by the station-master and the porterh. " Sir John was here by the last dewn train, looking for you, my lady," said the station-master. "I am so sorry ! I fell asleep by the way, and so inissed the station,' said my lady simply, looking divinely love ly•as she lowered her eyes and blushed. For my lady was not a great adept at telling stories, and generally managed to be betrayed by her blushes. The station-waster stared, but said nothing. He and the footinan, and Mir John too; for that matter, had looked into every lirst-class carriage carefully, and had seen no Lady Hancock awake or asleep; but, my little lady's little games were not his unit's, so he made a half-military salute, and looked as if he' believed her. Presently the Hall carriage ditched up. "You need not say that I have made this mistake," said Lady Hancock hur riedly. " John is nervous about my traveling alone, and he would not like it if he thought I could make such a blunder. 1 will go across the line, and will you keep the servant here until the Loudon train has come in ? " It cost the pour lady something to weave up this little network of falsehood and. pretences, hut more was at stake than the mere verbal truth of the mo ment; and If she was falsifying facts, it was not to do harm to any one, but to do good, and to shield the suffering. With which specious reasoning she strove to content' her soul, and succeeded but ill. When the train stepped, she slipped out of the little waiting-room, and stood ou the platform close to an open car riage, Just as her footman came bustling across ; andjust, too, as her maid alight ed. " Lor, my lady ! " said the maid, " have been in ever such a way about you! I looked and looked till the train began to move, 'and I never see your ladyship aPall ! lam glad you came all safe! " VOLUME 72 " I do not think your eyes can be very good, Vince," was the lady's quiet re joinder; and the station-master was more than ever puzzled at the why and wherefore of Lady Hancock's intricate mamcuvres. Then the carriage rolled away, and the pretty, sweet-mannered, easy-tem pered Lady left her character behind her—at least, with one man. • _ She found her husband, decidedly cross and sulky when she got home. He was not a very well-disciplined per• son, and he hated to be disappointed. And she found, moreover, her sister-in law, Miss Annabelle, In her own room with a nervous headache. The maid said she had had au hysterical attack to-day, and that the doctor had been In the house two hours, and had looked grave when he left. " Well, so you have condescended to come home at last ! " said Sir John, dis agreeably, as his pretty wife came into the room with . a face full of the most penitent, coaxing, delicious smiles im aginable. '• 0 John, I urn so sorry !", she said ; " but the Leytons came, and I missed the train!" . _ "And there was 110 telegraph at the post-olllee, of course " said her husband grimly. " I never thought uf that till too late," said Lady Hancock, with the old tell-tale blush. " But don't be angry, John, dear, please. You newly be sure I did not miss the train on purpose.'' " You know bow much I hate irreg ularity, Lucy," he answered, still grumblingly, if somewhat mollified. " Women are such muffs! They never can do things with precision or fore thought!" " Now, scold me there's a dar ling," pleaded the lady in her sweetest voice and liner a little noire half-surly annoyance on his pai n t, and a great deal of love-making im hers, pellet' was re established between them, and Lady Hancock went up stairs to her sister in-law. Lucy, Lucy, dear! what is it. ex claimed Aim:Melia, starting up from her bed e Lady Hancock entered, and seizing her by both hands, while her white, wan fare searched into hers for the warrant of death or of life. " Ire cannot live, dear: He was dying when I was there," she answer ed. "Poor little fellow ! He will soon he no longer a perplexity to any of us'."' " My poor boy ! my child!" murmur ed the girl. " Lucy! I can scarcely slay away from him ; I ought to go." " Aud betray everything '.' No, dear ; you can do no good to him now what ever, to yourself only infinite harm.— The risk was awful to me to-day ; you must be satisfied. And you tim,' con trol yourself." For Annabella, weak by nature and weaker still by so ffering,hati begun again to sob and lament so pas sionately that another nervous attack was Inlinent if she could n'ot be calm ed in time. No one in the world save Lady Hancock had any real power over this poor creature; but even she failed to-day; and in the midst of her exhortations her sister-in-law went off into strong hysterics, and . the noise of her sobs and shrieks arrested Sir John as he was passing her door on his way to his own dressing•room. So this again was another ruffle on the not too smooth surface of the baronet's temper, and his wife had to bear the effects as well as she might. Poor Lady Han cock ! She was the one to be pitied among them all. Without fault of her own, here she was entangled in the meshes of a disgraceful secret ; a secret which, if known either in its reality or only as it might appear, would estrange her husband from his only sister for ever, and anger him gravely with her self; a secret which forced her to tell lies and commit deceptions, to put her self in the power of others ,as just now of the station-master at Three-Lanes), and which was as burdensome to keep as it was impossible to impart, with ap parently no end to the disasters and miseries involved. Hut with Annabella's restored senses the difficulties of the day were by no means over. Late In the evening a knock came at the hall-door—an unusu al thing', as we all know, in the country where even day-visits are rare--and a loud, boisterous voice was heard, ask lug for Ludy Haneoek, in the ball. "Why,there's that beast (lay!" said Sir John with a frown. "What on earth brings him here to-n lght '."' Lady Hancock felt her face grow white, and for a moment she thought she should have fainted. I ler husband looked at her sharply. An atmosphere of mystery makes itself felt; and Sir John was becoming suspicious and aroused. But he had not much time to note his wife's changing looks, for the servant announced Mr. l;ay; and Mr. (lay came into the room. A bold, handsome, showy man, with a loud voice and a great display of shirt front,_a swagger in his walk, and a smile of assurance on his face—a man whose whole manner of being explained at first sight Why a man like Sir John Han cock;hhaughty, reserved, and nut of the most amiable temper,.should hold him M supreme abhorrence—this was their visitor, :qr. Uay, the local attorney. "Evening, Sir Job t m,; evening, my lady," said Mr. nay, wllh familiar cor diality. " Late visitor, ain't 17 'lope not more late than welcome? I la! ha! ha!" "Au uncommonly Late visitor, Mr. Gay," said Sir John, coldly. "So I knew you'd think; but neigh bors, you know, take liberties." " No one takes libertiqs with me, Mr. Gay." . . . . "lluite right, Sir John—quite right ; nothing like keeping up the old blood! is Miss Annabelle, my lady?" he asked, suddenly turning to Lady Hancock.— " I don't see her down among you this evening." " Miss Hancock is not very well to day," answered the lady, while Sir :John fidgeted impatiently, and seemed with difficulty to restrain himself from break ing out on the spot. It had struck him before that Gay had been too free to wards both the ladies, his sister particu larly. " Sorry for that," said Mr. ( lay ; "as I have something to tell her this eve ning. Share list down this evening. Brazilians bad Want instructions." "I can early any message, if abso lutely necessary," said Lady Hancock, with lips that trembled in spite of her self; "Lot she is so ill, do not think she can attend to business to-night." " I think she'd better if she eau," said the-attorney, with meaning. "I scarce ly like to hold on without instructions; you see Brazilians returned won't do." Good heavens! what rubbish are you talking there?" Sir. John said, savage ly. " Have you secret and double mean ings with Lady Hancock? fur on my soul you have not spoken sense. What does it all mean?'' Gay laughed loudly. "'Secrets!' 'double meanings!' dear me, no, Sir John!' But you see, as your honored father left some papers in my hands, and I have the management of a few hundreds belonging to your sister, Miss Annabella, I am bound to be careful how I work, else I should get the blame if any thing went wrong. Just now she happens to have a rather heavy in vestment in New Brazilian bonds, and I ant naturally anxious to know her wishes, as things look bad to-night." " But why was I never told of this investment?" Sir John asked, with as much temper as astonishment. " As my sister's guardian, and naturally hay- Mg the right to be acquainted with all her affairs, this secret investment you talk of comes upon me with surprise ; and I am most gravely displeased, both with her and with yourself, Mr. Gay, that you should have encouraged this underhand proceeding, and that she should have entered into it." " Well, you see, Sir John, all the la dies—bless 'em—like their little bits of secrets," said Mr. Gay, wagging his head with a knowing air. " One must oblige 'em, and let 'em believe they are doing it cleverly. Always let a woman think she takes you in if that's what she likes ; that's my advice, and I know the sex pretty well. That she should take you 's another matter. Just a thi moment the dogs were heard barking y. " I think, my lady," said Mr. Gay, significantly, " if you will be so kind, you had better go up stairs and tell Miss Hancock that the Brazilian bonds are bad, and have been returned." " Stay where you are, Lucy," cried Sir John ; "I will know the meaning of all this." . "Take advice, Sir John," said Mr. Gay, with an odd kind of authority iu his voice. " If your sister likes to manage her little affairs in secret, iet her." "Do I want you to give me advice, fellow ?" the baronet turned on him fiercely. " Mind your own business, and let me attend to mine." "My lady"—pleaded Gay. " How dare you speak to my wife. sir?" interrupted Sir John; and as he spoke, the dogs barked more furiously than before, and a man'sstep was heard on the gravel outside the window. Mr. Gay and Lady Hancock ex changed looks, and Sir John caught the glance as it passed between them. He felt his brain reel, and the realities of life seemed to fail him. There was something—he did not know what—be tween his wife and this low, vulgar, In solent attorney; there was 11 mystery on hand, at his very doors, in his own house, and he had no clew as to what it all meant. His eyes grew so wild that his wife trembled anid shrank visibly when he strode towards her and seized her arms roughly. " What does It mean, Lucy?" he said, in a hollow voice. "Am I to believe that the very heaven itself is a lie ."' "I cannot tell you anything, John dear," said Lady Hancock,. trembling. A loud knock canine to the door ; the (logs still barking. "Cursed fool:" said Mr. abay, and made as though he would liAve the room; but Sir John barred the way. "Now we will see this remedy to the end," he said. 'On your life, blare to stir !" "Ile advised, Sir John," said Mr. ( earnestly; "don't seek to know. Let the wordsof a man of business havesome weight with you. Leave things alone. l.et them be obscure." "'Thanks for your friendly counsel, it comes too late," was Sir John's reply, made in a forced, unnatural voice.— "Oh, here comes the mystery!" he added, as the dour was flung open and the servant announced "Mr. Pedrone;" while (lay muttering" Quem Delm vult prerkre," sat down in a chair, with his thumbs in his waistcoat arm-holes and his fingers beating the devil's tattoo on Ids ample chest. Lady Hancock looked simply scared ; and then a small, dark, disreputable man came into the room, and bowed low to the trio gazing at him with such varied expressions. " I fear to disturb honorable compa ny," he said in broken English ; " but perhaps lord and lady will forgive poor man looking for wife. Wife here. Poor man seek her—want her—must have her, with honorable company permit. Lady know Pedrone speak true—Gay know Pedrone speak true. Wife here! Pedrone want wife :" " What Is the meaning of all this'.'" asked Sir John. "'Phis vagabond says you both know. It seems to me that I have gone mad since this morning. Speak, Lucy! (lay, what is ir."' " Sir John, I warned you not to look Into this matter,". said 14ay, still hard at work on the devil's tattoo. " You would have done better to have let my lady and me manage it between us. My lady, what had we better do . ."' He turned to Lady Hancock In his familiar way, and Sir John, nicking Otte stride towards him, caught hint by the throat. " Do you dare to speak to Lady Han cock as a confederate, and in my pres ence r he said ; but (lay shook him eir, though the barom•t w:1,1 a powerful man enough. " Don't make a fool of yourself, Sir John," hesaid,with perfectinditlerence. " Don't cry, Lady I iancock ; I see noth ing else for it—the truth must come out." " Yes, yes ; the truth my wife! "said Pedrone. "'twill kill her !" sobbed Lady I lan cock, shuddering. " If it does "—The attorney shrugged his shoulders and rang the bell. "Tell liss Hancock I want to speak to her," he said, when the servant come. "Now, Sir John, don't make a bad job into a worse one by your absurd passion," he continued, speaking with the same odd kind of authority he had used before, as one who knew what he was about. " I've done my best for you all, and at some cost, as Lady Hancock knows. Power's above, man ! have some faith in your fellow-men, and don't think no one but yourself either . ' wise or honest! You alienate your best friends—you do, in deed, Sir John—by your suspicions and tempers anti you must nut take it ill that I take this liberty of speaking to you:" All this while Mr. Gay had been hold ing Sir John's hands, and standiog so that he kept him from seeing Lady Han cock or Pedrone ; and his words and ac tion took the baronet so completely by surprise, that, for the moment, he was mute and passive. During this conversation Lady Han cock said, in a low, rapid whisper,"Take Merton's name-- it will he worth your "How touch .."' said Potironc. "Two thousand." "Done!" And at the word ",l o ne" came in An nabella Hancock. She did not scream or faint; but she whlked straight up to where Pedroue stood, and looked hint full in the face. " You here again?" she said scorn fully, with that strange courage which sometimes comes to timid creatures when they are fairly at bay. He gave her a look of intelligence. "Yes, my lady," he said, with a low bow; "I have come for my wife." " Shall we send for Morton said Lady Hancock, wanting to arrest her sister's attention; but she never heed ed, nor took her eyes off the man. " And your wife will not go With you," sheauswered. "You may doyour worst ; she refuses." " Annabella! perhapsymt will tell me what all this means," said Sir John, shaking oll . (lay's hands, and stalking up to the group. "It means, Sir John,"• but Sir John stopped him. " If you say another word I will kick you out of this house," he said. "Now, Annabella." And how " f any this man's wife," said Miss Hancock.; " arid lie has come to claim me." A dead silence fell among them all, broken only by Gay's quietly whistling Walking in the. Zoo between his teeth. " Ain I mad, or are you . ."' cried her Mother, looking at Annabelle, wilitly • ' Not you. I have been—l ant," said the miserable girl. " But it is better to have it out at once, instead of dragging other people into my sin. Every one has been good to me. Mr. (lay has tried to protect me, so has Lucy ; even my maid has offered to personate the 'wile' to give me time and so much freedom. But I ant tired ; I will brave it all. The child is dead, and /w—lie is to he bought off by money! can do now as you think best; John ; my part is done." She gave a deep sigh, and sank intp a chair fainting. When they tried Co restore her they could not. She was dead ! She had gone to her rest at last, and by her death had bought her broth er's forgiveness and her own assoil went. And then the story came out ; the old sad story of a low-born scamp, with a temporary flush purse, aping the man ners and circumstances of a gentleman; getting acquainted with a weak, im pressionable girl; sedticing her into a secret marriage on au absurd plea of political danger if it became known he was here; and, in the end, when too late, the fatal truth becoming known, to be silenced only at great cost and an incessant terror, with per petual danger of the untimely re-ap pearanceof the spectre,kept in abeyance at the price of all that makes life pleas ant. None of which did they dare tell the proud brother until such time as the poor girl lay dead, and he could accept as services rendered to her all the dangers which his wife and the attorney had run to keep the secret, and all the sacrifices they had made that she might be saved. " You will forgive me, Lucy said Sir. John, as he took his wife's hand and kissed it tenderly. Gay had long ago taken off Pedrone, the Brazilian courier, and Sir John Hancock's broth er-in-law. "And you will forgive my having a secret from you returned Lady Han cock, weeping. "My first and last, John'" " There are some sins which are vir tues, and this was one of them," said Sir John, pressing her to his heart. Many people afier this wondered why It was that Sir John Hancock—fastidi ous, haughty, irascible Sir John—was always on such good terms with Gay, the attorney. Gay had nothing to re commend him, said society. He was vulgar and familiar; one of the most ollinsively-mannered men to be found in a long summer's day, and none of the gentry about the plane admitted him into their companionship on that account. To be sure, he was,,good hearted ; that was allowed on all hands ; but when you bad said that, you had said every thing; and Sir John Han- LANCASTER, PA., WEDNESDAY MORNING DECEMBER 20, 187! cock was scarcely the man to care for heart so much as for breeding. Be that as it may, however, the fact was, that after this affair—which Gay was chiefly instrumental in keeping dark and smoothing over—the broad-chested and familiar attorney, who whistled before ladies, and stuck his thumbs into his waistcoat arm-holes while he played im aginary tunes with his splay fingers on his capacious chest, was a welcome guest at the Hall whenever he chose to come. It may be as well, however, to add that be came very seldom ; and that hen there he was visibly subdued. One day, speaking of bad manners, Sir John Hancock said pointedly," NV ell, I once hated bad manners more than any thing else ; but since I have known Gay better, I have known a man whose unselfishness, honesty, and real nobility of feeling so far outweigh his vulgarity, that I have learned to accept this as one does aca.pt a small flaw in Any thing that else would be perfection. One doesn't come every day upon such a man as Gay; and, for my own part, I am proud of him, and not ashamed to own it." Warwick Cast le The:despatch from London announc ing the partial destruction of Warwick Castle fills many American hearts with sadness. The castle is situated on a branch of the River Avon, the Leant, within a mile of the beautiful town of Leamington, almost within sight of Stratford. The smooth lanes and roads of England, walled by blooming hedge rows, are bound here In their perfection. The castle rises out of a heavy wood, the noble trees of which cluster about its battlements like a close ri&utCs. One old tower, called " Ciesar's," is ancient and crumbling, the stones fairly honey combed by time. Guy's Tower and the adjoining battlements are untouched by decay. Irregular gray walls separate the court-yards from the streets of the village on one side, the Leant being on the other side, with vast plains of roll ing verdure beyond. When visitors presented themselves at the embattled door-way of the porter's lodge, giving a few vigorous raps, an old pother, in black serge would, appear, and cheerfully invite them into her lodge, a square room under the massive Tate -way where Guy's armor was kept. his former Earl of Warwick must have been a giant, to judge by the size and weight of horse and body armor, shields, breastpla'es, walking staffs, spears and tilting poles. There werealsoa rib of the dun cow killed by thegiant, the tusk and shoulder-bladeof a wild bear, and an im mense double-edged sword, weighing twenty pounds, which the great Earl wielded ; then there was Spanish hal berts, English maces, Italian daggers, a general's tun neheon, and battle-axes enough to stock an armorer's establish ment. But the great curiosity shown to all visitors was "I uy's punch-bowl." This vessel was made of the burst ma terial, and was without a crack or flaw. The old lady assured her visitors that she saw this bowl tilled and emptied eight times in one night, when the Present Earl attained his majority. As it holds one hundred and two gallons, there must have been drunk on that occasion over eight hundred gallons, or more than three thousand two hundred quarts of punch! The number of guests can be imagined. Walking front his lodge toward the castle, surprises of beauty met the trav eler at every step. The path was cut through the solid rock, which was al most covered with trailing vines and bright,softmossrs. There were mounds of flowers and orchids everywhere, and the earth was an elastic tapestry of ver dure. 'Tall trees interlaced their branches above, and formed a leafy ar cade extending to the castle-hall. As cending a flight of stone steps under a majestic porch, visitors entered the Gothic Hall, which, the telegram says, " was completely burned out." This hall was wainscoted with oak darkened by age ; on each panel was carved the em blem of the house, " the bear and ragged staff" The floors were laid with red and white slabs of Venetian marble. On the side-walls ancient armor was hung, with many trophies of the case. A Copy of Ruben's great work, " The Bat tle of the Amazons," exquisitely carved in wood was also in this great . hall ; be sides many lesser works of art. The "Red Drawing-room was full of inter est, containing treasures from Van dyke, Rubens, Paul Veronese, and other toasters. The'' Cedar Drawing-room" captained some of the most valuable marbles, vases, buhls, and paintings in England, among them a very beautiful "Circe," by Guido Beni;"The ( lilt Draw ing-room," so called, from the panels, ceiling and decorations being all of gold, contained a rare picture by Ignatius Loyola, the founder of the Order of Jesuits; also a portrait of that Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester, whose roman tic history is so closely connected with that of Queen Elizabeth and Kenil worth. Among other valuable relics in the old castle were the famous "Kenil worth buffet," on the oak panels M which was carved the " Reception of Elizabeth by Dudley;" the beautiful "Warwick vase," discovered at the bot tom_ of a lake at Tivoli, and a collection of ancient arms and armor. The present , owner of the castle added many treasures to those which he inherited. A Prison Romance Every prison, says the Chicago li i•<- uuiy has its romance, and that of the Penitentiary at Kingston, Canada is worth recounting. In 1842, near Toron to, the serving man of a Capt. Kinnear murdered his master to obtain a sum of money which was in his house. After killing him the wretch also slew the housekeeper. He was arrested, and at his trial implicated a girl of fifteen, named Grace Marks, who was living in the house, as an accomplice, alleging that she knew of the murder of the tnas• ter before that of the housekeeper took place. Her story was that he threaten ed her with death if she gave the alarm; but as she had been on imamate. terms with the muhlerer, it was discredited. He was hanged and she was sentenced to the Penitentiary for life. —began (Jay, Almost thirty years have elapsed, and she is still a prisoner, im more a bloom ing girl, but an old woman, pule and silent, prematurely gray. From time to time some newspaper- correspondent, visiting the institution, hears and pub lishes her story. There is talk of a pe tition for her release; people say, 'tis strange, 'tis passing strange, 'tis pitiful 'tie wonderful, pitiful, and then the mlitter dies away. Even if this woman were guilty, a lifetime of imprisoninent might be held to have satisfied her crime, and she might be set free to die. There would be little else for her to do in this latter world. Where she lived and the cry of murder went up are now acres of brick and mortar and miles of dusty streets. Her kindred are dead, her crime forgotten, and her very ex istence and history are unfamiliar. A Thief Served Right Yesterday two well-dressed young men entered the store of Burke, the !tatter, Fulton street and Broadway.- Oue of them asked to look at a felt hat. A number of hats were produced and laid along the counter. Among them was a very superior article which the shopman said he could not sell under. After looking at several hats the young man took off his hat, and iii a careless way placed it over the 35 one. He then fitted ou aS hat, and said he thought that would do. He took out a well-filled pocket-book and handed Burke's shop man aS2 bill. Then lifting up his own hat with the S 8 hat inside, he said : " Say, young man, give me some pa per to wrap my old hat in." "The shopman said, "Certainly," and handed him a newspaper. The young man wrapped up the parcel, and the two young men left. As soon as they were gone the shop man put oa his hat and followed them several blocks, until at the corner of Chambers street he saw a policeman.— Then tapping the young man with the parcel on the arm, the shopman said: "Excuse me, sir, but I think you did not pay for that hat." " Why, of course I did," replied the young man, taking the hat off his head and looking at it. "1 don't mean that hat," said the shopman, " I mean the hat you have under your arm." " Why, that's my old hat," exclaimed the young man. " I don't mean your old hat," answer ed the shopman, " but the hat inside your old hat, which you took by mis take. The, price of that hat, sir, inside your old hat, under your arm, is twenty dollars—paid at once." The young man looked at the shop man, and then at the policeman, who stood on the corner. The young man took out his purse, and with exceed ing courteily handed two ten-dollar bills ; to the shopman.—N. Y. San. Polite TbleTes How Merettnots Are Mods Their Tie the Thieves Escape PIM Ishmeot. ' If you have any curiosity on the sub ject, step into a dry-goods store and ask the merchant or clerk, "Do thieves ever come in here Nine times out of ten he will answer, " Why, yes ; that's oar greatest trouble." So a merchant answered our reporter, aud then pro ceeded to explain what he meant. In law there are only two grades of thieves —the big thieves and the petty-larceny ones. Outside of law there are several grades of thieves, and the worst ones to guard against are the criminals with white fingers, the ones Who " shop" for two hours without purchasing fifty cents' Worth of goods. Take an instancewhich occurred In a Woodward-avenue store some time ago. A lady called in and asked to be shown some velvet and some Ity , es, and the clerk soon laid "a large stock before her. She turned over the goods, held them up to the light, viewed them over and over, and fi unity went away with out making any purchases. She had scarcely closed the door when a cash boy informed the clerk that he saw the lady pocket two pieces of velvet trim ming and a lace collar, and an exami nation showed that he was right. But the matter ended right there, or it went no further than to report the occurrence to the proprietor. He had a hundred reasons why he should not arrest the lady, or charge her with the theft, the most prominent being that she was a regular customer at the store, some times buying a bill of goods amounting to two or three hundred dollars. It is a fact, of which all people are aware, that merchants and their clerks are invariable on the watch to detect these " kleptomaniacs," but an arrest seldom follows - a detection, nor is there a word to give the thief a suspicion that she has been discovered. Suppose that a lady sits down to the counter and has the space before her piled up with valu able notions she has asked to see. Be she ever so sly, she can seldom pocket au article without some one seeing her. But no one says a word, and she goes out, feeling that she has escaped with her booty without any one being the wiser. Next time she comes in the clerk will be just as polite and just as prompt, but she will find that he dues not hand down the goods as before, merely hand ing down one box at a time, and if con venient, another clerk will stand near him, and give the lady to understand that he has nothing to do hut to keep watch on her. She has a feeling that they are watching her, but yet she doubts if they suspect the former theft, and so is too prudent tocontwit another offence. A few days ago a merchant, standing at his desk, saw a woman roll up two costly lace veils, and secretly work them under her cloak, having called the cleric's attention to the top shelves for a moment that he might not see her. The merchant knew her well as a good cus tomer, but yet did not want to lose the costly property. Therefore, when she had finished her trading, he approach ed her and insisted that she should take a look at some Ow dress goods, and after that some eloakings, and then fi nally asked her opinion of some cloaks ready made, and he thus kept the vic tim in the store for a half-hour, mean while giving the historrof a clerk who had been discharged from the store a short time before for stealing goods.— " We always detect every theft, no mat ter how small," he added, and then ex cused himself and returned to the desk. he lady went back to a pile of dress goods, hauled them over a little, and then departed. The merchant went to the pile and found the two veils crushed in between some of the bolts of cloth. The easiest thing in a store to steal is a pair of gloves. A lady is not content with seeing ten pairs, and sometimes not with seeing fifty. She trust have the whole stock down, and with her own gloves pulled down Mr the hand to the linger joints, sL e has two little pock ets where she can SLOW away a pair of gloves. Not long ago, after a merchant bad borne for a whole year with the appro. ptiations of a certain female, he deter mined to frighten her out of making any more thefts at his store. She came in, a clerk begun waiting on her, when the merchant crossed over to the clerk and said, in her hearing • "Harry, I have reason to believe that one of ,t he ladies back there is a thief and is in here to rob us. I wish you would step up to the City Hall and ask the Chief (d Police to send down a detective." He made a Splendid hit. she was so frightened at the idea of his baying sus• picioued any lady that she purchased sso worth of goods to avoid :+uspieion, her general purchasing never going above a few shillings before. The New Intoxicant The British Jfi dicta discus ses a letter which Baron Liebig lately wrote to a friend in London, in which he stated, as a matter of interest, the quantity of chloral that a certain man tilacturerturns out weekly. Theamount appeared surprisingly great; and the professor added, as a possible explana tion, " Some say it gets into our beer." He probably did not expect that his familiar friend would publish this mor sel of unauthenticated gossip. A non professional journal reads the great German chemist's remarks, and front small beginnings, the idea ham taken shape, and has been extensively repeated in the press in a more or less authorita tive form. Dr. Oscar Liebreich, the discoverer of chloral as a medical agent has made a communication to our Ber lin correspondent on this subject. He states that there Is no ground whatever to suppose that the drug is employed to adulterate beer, and that the public may be at once disabused of this notion. The strong ba I taste of the drug fortunately disqualifies it for this nefarious use, and its soporific etlects upon the constitu tion are such as to untke it totally un adapted to counterfeit the qualities of genuine beer. The presumed enormous demand for chloral has been authorita tively explained on the ground that the "newest popular vice is to take chloral." Ladies, it has been announced, are es pecially addicted to it, and it is doing at least as much harm as our old enemy, alcohol. The drug is kept in thousands of dressing-cases, and those who begin its use often grow so addicted to it that they pass their lives in a sort of con tented stupefaction. One seems to find here evidence of the facile power of gen ! eralization, that writers devoted to so cial philosophy possess in an eminent degree. If, indeed, so vast a body of women possessing dressing-cases, have, within 4t year or two, come tp pass their lives in a sort of contented stupe faction, so astounding a consummation has been brought about without attract ing the notice that it calls for. It is just possible that husbands and fathers are I so pleased with the contentment and the stupefaction of the ladies that they have held their peace. In the meantime, it may be well to remember that chloral is used medically, under skilled observa tion,in the saute cases continuously from‘ day to day,and often for periods of weeks and months together, without injury, and the aggregate of all those doses rep resents a very considerable amount. There are at present no data which indi cate its use for other than medical pur 'poses. Such a use would be highly dan gerous, and the statements which have been circulated affirming it to exist are mischievous. The Nine of Diamonds The following reasons are given why the nine of diamonds is called the Curse of Scotland. In the distracted state of the country during the reign of Mary, a man, George Campbell by name, itt tempted to steal the crown out of Edin burgh castle. In this he was unsuccess ful, but managed to abstract nine valu able jewels, and escaped safely to a for eign shore. To replace these a heavy tax was laid upon the country, which the poor oppressed people thought so great a grievance that they termed it the curse of Scotland; and, until very recently, the card itself bore the name of George Campbell in the High land. Another explanation relates to the well-known massacre of Glencoe. The mandate of their cruel deed was signed by the eldest son of the Earl of Stair, who was at the time Secretary of State of Scotland. The coat of arms belonging to this family bears nine diamonds on its shield, and the people, not daring to stigmatize the master of Stairs as the curse of Scotland, sittettigat?cr. applied it to his armoral bearings. And still another explanation relates to the battle of Culloden, which extinguished _the hopes of the Stuart party, and was at the same time considered a national curse. The Duke of Cumberland, who was known to have been a gambler, is said to have carried a pack of cards In his pocket, and when he had won the famous field, he took out the nine of dia monds and wrote his account of the victory on it. Diminished Production of Wheat Coder The. Common Routine. The following letter, which we tind in the Rural Messenger, from our new Commissioner Of Agriculture, Judge Watts, possesses interest at this time. Department of Agrlenit WASH oN, D. C., Sept. 2711., 1071 . . - "Slit—Your letter brings to my mind again what has frequently occurred to me as a marvellous result of the great improvement in agriculture which characterizes the present day—a great diminution in the production of wheat, the great staple of the country.— To what cause we may attribute it, is a question which presents itself to the mind of every agriculturist who takes an interest in the success of this great leading interest of the land. Au easy solution is given, "that our soil has lost that original, rich virgin character which it had in the beginning of our operations. - rut when was that be ginning? It is not now, so far as con cerns newly cleared and cultivated lands? Are they not as they were one hundred years ago? No, we must look for some other more rational cause, and he who can trace it to a satisfactory and practicadkonclusion, will benefit man kind. l Mil it is discovered, let us con sole ourselves with the reflection that human skill, knowledge and experi ence will solve the difficulty. Where so many minds are occupied, as there are upon this subject, the truth will he dis covered. " Let me add my mite to the consid eration of it. The ordinary routine now speak of the practice in the Middle States) is clover, corn, oats, wheat; and the last often repeated. Inasmuch as this embraces the whole course of farm ing, the solution of the great question must be found here, if it be found at all in the fault of the farmer. If it be in the seasons, in the atmosphere, or other Wise Providential, we may excuse ourselves to the world, and be content with the reflection that lie doeth all things wise ly But my experience leads me to the belief that the fault or the failing is ours. The experience of Many years has led me to the conclusion that the deteriora tion of the wheat crop is mainly attrib utable to the improper and untimely use of barn-yard manure. In:our prac tice, the clover-sod is turned down and planted with corn. The ground is again plowed in the Spring, and sowed with oats, and upon the stubble of this crop all the manure of the barnyard is put ; then ploughed again, and sowed with wheat. This delicate plant is thus subjected to the rawness and grossness of barn-yard food, with all its germs of flies, worms, lice and bugs—seeming ly a sufficient cause of the unsuccessful growth of a grain so pure and delicate as wheat. Corn is the hog cii• plants and will devour food of any quality and thrive upon it. Here, then, upon the sod, to he ploughed for corn, is the place for barn-yard manure. Bury it deep, and when the corn is cut off, break the stubble even with the ground during the Winter. In the Spring harrow the ground well, sow your oats upon it, and roll it. You will thus keep your ma nure S 4 'OLI put it, and not subject the oat crop being thrown down by it. When this crop is removed, bring your man are to the surface by deep ploughing and thorough tillage. Tle barn-yard manure having thus recel proper preparation, is a fit food for t e wheat plant. " Experience has taught me this les son. On my farm, in Pennsylvania, I never fail to raise a 'satisfactnry crop of wheat, and I have known no such thing as midge, ilessian fly, or Army worm. " I remain, sir, very respectfully, Vow; obedient servant, FuEn't.: WAVN, ('ommissioner." Weather Prognostics For the benefit of those who wish to make daily practical use of the "Weath er Synopsis and Probabilities" emanat ing from the Signal Office, it may be well to state here that different parts (f the country ore thus designated : Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode island, are alluded to as the New Eng land States, or the Northeast, or sim ply as the Eastern States. New York, New Jersey, Pennsylva nia, Maryland, District of Columbia, Virginia, as the Middle States, or sonu•- times as the Middle Atlantic sews. North Carolina, South Carolina,tieor gia and Northern and Southern Florida as the South Atlantic States. Western Florida, Alabama, Mississip- j pi, Louisiana and Texas, as the Gun', States. Sometimes the Gulf States, the South Atlantic, Virginia, Tennessee, Ken tucky and Arkansas, are grouped to gether as the Southern States. The Lower Or Eastern Lakes, when used, means Lakes Erie and Ontario. The Upper or Western Lakes are Lakes Superior, Huron and Michigan. The Northwest, popularly, means the country lying between the Mississippi and the Missouri rivers. The Southwest means Texas, Indian Territory and New Mexico. Pacific Coast or Pacific States includes California, Oregon and Washingum Territory. The Ohio Valley includes the bell of country about 200 miles broad between Pittsburgh and Cairo. The Mississippi Valley includes a belt of a little greater width from below Vicksburg to Davenport, lowa. Tne "extensions" from one State •to another refer to areas reaching to the central portions of the State mentioned. In Coast is included the land between the wager edge and the coast•hilla or': mountains which skirt them. Wind : , are said to blow t nun northeast when they are included with the quad rant from North to East, and similarly lor other directions.--'J'. B. .1/acry, True licrolsnt The following anecdote, extracted from unpublished memoirs of a French noble man, may, it is hoped serve as an exam ple, well worthy of being imitated by all who desire to be thought truly brave and courageous. It records an instance of a victory gained by a man over his own passions—a victory more glorious, more honorable, than any that has ever been purchased with fire and sword, with devastation and bloodshed. Two noblemen, the Marquis de Va laise and the Count de Meric, were edu cated under the same masters, and were regarded by all who knew them as pat terns of friendship,honor and sensibility. Years succeeded years, and no quarrel had ever disgraced their attachment, when one unfortunate evening, the two friends, having indulged rather freely in some excellent Burgundy, repaired to a neighboring hotel, and engaged in a game of backgammom. Fortune de clared herself In favor of the marquis ; he won every game, and in the thought less glee of the moment, laughed with exultation at his unusual good luck. The count lost his temper, and once or twice upbraided the marquis for enjoying the pain which he had excited in the bosom of his friend. At last, upon another for tunate throw made by the marquis, by which he gammoned his antagonist, the infuriated count threw the box and dice in the face of his brother soldier. Every gentleman present was in amazement, and waited, almost breath lessly, for the moment when the mar quis would sheathe his sword in the bosom of the now repentant count. " l4entlemen," said the marquis, " am a Frenchman, a soldier, and a friend. I have received a blow from a French man, a soldier and a friend. I know and acknowledge the laws of honor, and I will obey them. Every man who sees me wonders why I am tardy in visiting with vengeance, the author of my dis grace. But, gentlemen, the heart of that man is entwined within my own ; our education was the same, our principles are alike, and our friendship dates from our earliest years. But, Frenchmen, I will obey the laws of honor and of France; I will stab him to the heart." Upon this, he threw his arms around his unhappy friend, and said, "My dear De Merit:, I forgive you, if you will for give me for the irritation I have occa sioned in a sensible mind, by the levity of my own. And now, gentlemen," added the marquis, " though I have in terpreted the laws of honor my own way, if there remains in this room one Frenchman who dares to doubt my res olution to resent even an improper smile at me, my sword is by'my side to punish any affront, but not to murder a friend, for whom I would die, and who sits there a monument of contrition and bravery, ready with me to challenge the rest of the room to deadly combat If any man dare to think amiss of this transac tion." Putting Up the Stove We do not remember the exact date of the invention of stoves; but it was several years ago.' Since then mankind I have been tormented, once a year,by the difficulties that beset the task of putting them up, and getting the pipes ' fixed.' With ail our Yankee ingenuity, uo American has ever invented any meth ' od by which the labor of putting up a ! stove can he lessened. The job is now almost as severe and vexatious us hu manity can possibly endure. Men always put up their stoves on a rainy day Why, we know not; but we never heard of au exeception to the rule. The first step to be taken is to put ou a very old and ragged coat, ho der the impression that when the oper ator gets his mouth full of plaster it will keep his shirt-bosom clean. Next, he gets his hand inside the place where the pipe ought to go, and blacks his lingers ; then he carefully makes a black mark down one side of his nose. wing got his face properly marked, the victim—usually " paterfamilias"— is ready to begin the ceremony. The head of the family" grasps one side of the stove, and his wife and his hired girl take hold of the other side.— In this way the stove is started from the wood-shed toward the parlor Going through the door, the chief operator carefully swings his side of the stove around and jams his thumb-nail against the door-post. Having got the " fami ly comfort" in place, the next thing is to find the legs. Two of these are left inside the stove since the Spring before. The other two must be hunted after for twenty-five minutes. They are usually found under the coal. Then the " head of the family" holds up one side of the stove while his wife puts two of the legs in place, and next he oolds up the other side while the other two are fixed, and one of the first two falls out. By the time the stove is on its legs he gets ' reckless, and takes oil his old coat, re- gardless of his linen. "Paterfamilias" then goes for the pipe, and gets two cinders in his eye. It don't make any ditkrence how well the pipe , was put up last year, it will always be found a little too short or a little too i long. "'The head of the family" jams his hat over his eyps, and taking a pipe under each arm goes to the tin-shop to have it fixed. When he gets back, he l steps upon one of the best parlor chairs to see if the pipe fits, and his wife makes Min get down for fear he will scratch the varnish Mt front the chair with the nails in his boot-heel. In get- . ting down, he will -. surely step on the ' cat, and may thank his stars that i t is not the baby. Then he gets an old chair and climbs up to the chimney' again, to lind that in (maw the pipe oil; the end has been left too big for the hole in the chimney. So he goes to the wood-shed and splits one side of the end of the pipe with an old as, and squeezes it in his hands to make it smaller. The chief operator at length gets the pipe in shape, and finds that the stove does not stand true. Then himself and his wife and the. hired girl move the stove to the left, and the legs fall out again. Next it is to be moved to the right. More difficulty now with the legs. Move to the front a little. Elbow not even with the hole in the chimney, and the "head of the family" goes again to the wood-shed aftersorne little blocks. While putting the blocks under the legs the pipe comes out of the chimney.— That remedied, the elbow keeps tipping over, to the great alarm of the wife. "Paterfamilias" gets the dinner-table out, puts the old chair on it, makes his wife take hold of the chair, and bal ances himself on it to drive some nails into the ceiling; but in doing this he drops the hammer on his wife's head. At last he gets the nails driven, makes a wire swing to hold the pipe, hammers a little here, pulls a little there, takes a long breath, and announces the cere mony concluded. Ju6 never put up any stoves. I t would have ruined his reputation if he had. Where Wonderful Cotton May Be Grown. In the waters of the Southern Pacific Ocean, two-thirds of the way from Cali i fornia to Australia, and directly on the track of commerce between the two Eng lish speaking countries, on the shores of he "quiet" sea, are situated the Fiji or Viti Islands. Of service hitherto_ mainly as a wayside Inn for travelers on the street highway, and comparatively un known except to sailors and way-hirers, this groupe of two hundred and twenty five islands bids fair to become of con siderable importance on account of its wonderful fertility of soil and genial cli mate. The sail of the eighty thousand isl ands is described as a " deep yellow loam," and the tropical climate and abundance of water cover the moun tains up to their very summits with a luxurious vegetation. In this region plants grow with a marvelous rapidity, and if.lack ever planted that traditional bean-stalk, he must have chosen one of the Fiji Islands as the place of its nativ ity. Turnips, radishes and mustard, we are told, after being sown twenty-four hours, are above the surface, and in four weeks are lit for use. Its productions are as varied in their natureas they are excel lent iu quality. There are no less than nine varieties of the bread-fruit, six of the banana, three of the plaintain and three of the:cocoa-nut ;:while oranges, plums, the Chi uese tea-plant, caraway,nutmeg, sugar-cane, arrow-root, cassicum, sarsa parilla snot bottled), cape gooseberry and pine apples flourish amid all the changes of the seasons. But it is chiefly on account of the advantages possessed by these islands for the production of cotton and the comparatively recent (1556-18130) discovery of this fact, that their conunercial value is so highly rated. Experiments with the best quality of Sea Island cotton have placed the country in the front rank for the growth of the staple. The cotton raised is pronounced in the Liverpool market superior to the Sea Island, and the last crop shipped amounting to 0,000 bales, commanded $1 per pound. The soil is a sandy loam, and clay subsoil mixed with lava. The native laborers on the plantations command $lO per month, and there are some 3000 employed on the islands. Nearly all the foreigners are English. In Levuka there are 70() inhabitants, and Methodist Episco pal churches, besides a native mission. The Australian Puppy and Magpie Play Among the wild birds of these Aus tralian wilds is the magpie, his bold, con tiding nature seen here even is his utter wildness. 'Famed, he hops around the dwelling of the settler, and steps alike freely in the drawing-room of the wealthy squatter and ou the mud-floor of the sawyer or shepherd, making friends with all, uttering his cries of in quiryif neglected,and turning his bright black eye, so full of meaning, alike on high and low. intrange were the antics, as the home stead of Mandemar on the stupendous Belangia, of Maggy and his friend, a puppy called Sydney. Brought up to gether, the bird, the elder, had evident ly adopted the puppy as his foundling. Whilst we were dining Maggy would tease to he fed, and frequently, instead of devouring the morsel obtained,would hop away with it, uttering cries, which speedily breught Sydney to him, into whose mouth he would carefully place the food, and the bird would then stand by, perhaps on one leg, whilst the beast enjoyed his gift. It was a strange sight, too, to observe these two at play—which they constantly were—to observe the bird suiting his sport to the habits of the quadruped, and the quadruped to those of the bird. Maggy would, with the utmost confidence, as the pair rolled together, permit the puppy to grasp his head in his mouth; there was not one shadow of misgiving, and despite pre tended anger and threatening growls, not one feather was hurt. The one would then chase the other ; anon the bird would seize the tail of the dog and be drawn along, then the dog would turn and both roll over and over to gether. Sometimes the puppy was the victor In the sport, and stood proudly over his vanquished opponent, and sometimes the bird. St. Petersburg papers received at New York on Wednesday, express great eat- Waction at the reception of the Grand Duke in this country. The German papers ridicule the reception. NUMBER 51 What to Do and how to Do It In these days of the great prevalence of the dire disease, small-pox, there are many incidents with which all familiar, but which are, less,neverthe not devoid of their peculiar interest. Not the least Interesting feature of the many scenes that ars constantly occurring in connection with the calamity, is the sys ' tem of vaccination. Of courseeverybody knows how It " works." Of course all are familiar with the diminutive lance and the virtue of virus ; but has every , body witnessed one of chase scenes in , the genial doctor's office on one of his ' most prosperous and best-liked days? The office hours of the devotee of Esc\u i lapius are, in the evening. general] from six until eight, and then the chil dren, after having arrived from the busy school-room and filled their crop , ty stomachs, wend their way, accom panied by their devoted miunmas, to the doctor's office. There what a scene meets their eyes There are about a dozen, yes, two dozen, other children, also in the charge of their parent„or big brother or sister. Presently the doctor arrives he prepares for work, and looks at his patents with a sly twinkle in his generous eye, not at all discontented ! or surprised, or disheartened, but rat her , pleased. Why should he tint be? He looks on the promising bevy of youngsters, and soon operations begin. " Hnll up your sleeves," says the gra cious physician, and the whole party prepare to have the dreadful, sickening and heart-tearing C.'. action performed. Some say they have been vaccinated twice already, and that " they don't be neve it does any good, any how," but as doctor must needs think differently he commences his arduous task. Form ' in a line and take your sent in turn," is the next sentence shouted, and each in dividual gradually approaches in breath less anxiety. Now and then a suppress ed scream is heard, and the children apprehensive of a dreadful fate, no doubt, cling closer to the armor brother or kilid mamma in hope of protection. I The youngster whose turn comes tirst is ' trembling with fear, and lie excitedly asks the doctor whether he thinks he will be very sick, and whether—oh ! his arm has been cut—and he arises from his seat, laughing at himself for being such a coward. Finally the bevy of youthful Americans has had the much hated operation performed, and then, after standing live or ten minutes with bare arm and doleful countenance, each individual of the. well-frightened party wends his way homeward, to rellect on his vaccination experiences. The Knights of the Knife are never apprehensive of losing either reputation or capital by their eflbrts to render the public the inestimable service of mak ing them proof from small-pox. On the contrary, it is quite a lucrative employ ment, for when a man can make his business a secondary one and at the Caine time make $1:0 or in ss many minutes, pecuniary success, for the time being, is well assured But because doc tors are readily increasing their cash capital, need not deter any one from having the excellent and virtuous op eration of vaccination performed, so we would advise all to take favorable action on the advice of a facetious representa tive of Young America, and " go and git scratched." 1=! Navigation is entirely suspended a❑ over the State canals. Allegheny City favors the establish ment of a high school. Arthur Devlin, the pretended reform ed Catholic, is disturbing the peace of Lock Haven. Hon. S. B. Chase, U. W. C. 'l'. of the 1. 0. of G. 'l'. in this Stale, lectured at Coudersport on Sunday last. John Reeve, of Athens, husked 101 bushels of ears of corn In eleven hours, using no machinery for that purpose. The boiler of a paper mill near York exploded on Saturday, without doing any damage to any one The clerical gentlemen of Pittsburgh are devoting an occasional sermon to cor ner-loungers and street-loafers. The ice is thick enough on the Mo nongahela river to permit pedestrians to pass over. The new Mayor of Pittsburgh has re solved to retain the larger portion of the old police force. There are nearly four hundred print ing olllces in the city of Philadelphia. The new iron bridge on The West Chester and Philadelphia Railroad, at (lien Mill, is completed. Parties from Philadelphia propose renting the cotton of Mr. Richard's, at Pin nixville, for the manufacture of blankets. The oldest inhabitant of West Ches ter, James Devy, a colored man, died on Tuesday last, at the rip, , 1111 age of ninety-six years. John Bachman was so injured by a passing railroad train, on Monday eve ning, at Reading,, us tomake it necessary to amputate both legs above the ankle. On :Saturday last, Mr. Joel D. loch, of Richmond township, Franklin coon ty,slaughtered an ox, one year old, which weighed, when dressed, tzt4 pounds. A sack was found near Tyrone, frozen into the ice on the river, which contain ed the letters lately stolen from the post olliee ill that place. The season of advent is one of great interest in the Catholic churches, and we notice 'throughout the State that it is being observed wiW , zrent religious fervor. Sarah Seymour, 'aged only fifteen years, of Athens township, Bradford county, after six yearn piece -work, has finished a bed quilt, containing pieces. Reading Commandery, NO. L, Knights Templar, is making arrange• menu for a grand Masonic reception, on the evening of December 27th, to be the grandest affair of the kind in the history of Masonry in Reading." An attempt was made on Saturday afternoon, by an Irish vagrant, to lire the jail at Chambershurg. The lire was discovered in time to save the man's life and what might have proven the destruction of the jail. The four circus men who have he n in the Wyoming county jail since April, for the murder of John Shingler, at Tun khatinock, have been before the court, and on motion of prisoner's coun sel, the case is to be [Mt over to January sessions, The Baltimore and Ohio and the Con nelsville Railroad Company are making big efforts to secure a connection with Chicago, which will not be accomplish ed until both roads are leased by the Pennsylvania Railroad Compa❑y. Col. Thomas A. Scutt has a few words to say on the subject. On the night of the 2lst of November the postofflce at Tyrone was entered and robbed. There were four persons en gaged in the affair, three of whom are now iu jail at Holidaysburg. A man supposed to be the fourth of the gang was arrested by United States Detective Thomas Gillespie in Pittsburgh, and taken before Commissioner Weandless, who committed him for a hearing. Cameron's Pittsburgh Rini. Broken A World correspondent from Pittsburgh, writing about the recent Democratic mu nicipal triumph says: This defeat of the Ring cannot fail to break it at Harrisburg. The Legislature will be called upon to relieve State Treas urer Mackey of $175,000 of State funds lost by reaeon of recent failures in Philadel phia. As soon as this is asked for the tight against Cameron will open, as the deposits were made with certain of his pets. The war will be a lively one, Cameron's Repub lican enemies being emboldened by the re sult in this city, and its effects will be felt in the politics of the State next year. The New York Time Is not in accord with Mr, Dorsey (colored), of Philadelphia, and his letter to the Grand Duke, and says that if it " had been addressed to Catacazy, it would have doubtless called forth a prompt and sympathetic response. A sen sitive person would hesitate to make known the fact that he had failed in trying to force himself into a social gathering where he was not wanted, but, if he will do such a thing, he ought to tell it to a fellow sufferer who has experienced a similar re buff." The Timm belongs to the party which claims to be the black man's best Little Mite nt the Head At a recent meeting of the Atlantic and Great Western Railroad Company, the trustees consolidated the railroads in New York, Ohio and Pennsylvania. This action was approved by the stockholders, and the organization will hereafter be known as the Atlantic and Great Western Railroad Company. Gen. George B. McClellan is President of the road. Grounds for Impeachment of the Pre.. It is not because an impeachment of the present incumbent of the Presidential (Alice would be groundless, nor betteueo his scan dalous degradation' of the Executive (Ake should not be redressed or arrested. that we recently discountenanced the ntert, sensationalism of a New York journal on a subject so grave. Were a' movement in good faith essayed for the' recovery, for the Chief Magistracy, of Its con stitutional and traditional dignity. of which but the vestiges remain, by the dis placement of Grant, rather than by 'the more promising method of electinga states man to succeed him, who needs more thin a suggestion to perceive the manifold wen tuitions, any of which, under the legal prin ciple so strenuously denied against Andrew Johnson, that to be impeachable, the of fence must be analogous to a crime or mis demeanor at common law, or brstatute, could be established against the present despicable successor of Jackson and of Washington. lie conspired with degraded demagognes of foreign countries, with whom no colora ble treaty relations existed, for the use of the ships, arms, and men of the United States navy, in furtherance, of sckemes of personal ambition and private pinder. He conspired with the same parties for the spoliation, arrest, mock trial, impris onment, and oppression of Davis Hatch, an Muhl - lean citizen, and others, in a foreign exunitry,for communicating with the Amer ican press. Ho instituted war with a foreign nation, with which this toll airy was at perilict amity, in violation not only of the Consti tution, which disables the President for making war, but of subsisting treaty stip ulations with that power. He negotiated with a body of Dominican usurps -, led by Harm and carried into ei •ct t ompaet bet arson the two nations. notwithstanding the United States, through the rejection of the proposed treaty by the Senate, had rendered it erlminal or Min to do any act under it. Ile misappr,primed ;11,500,00 0 ip)ld, by paying it over to his proilignie Dominiean noonnidives in purenanee of a treaty llel yer binding or in any servo vnllel, and Was anorwank aetindly made null and void. lle violated the statute regulating the pay and duties et the private Secretary ill the President, which offence is aggravated by the establishment of a military ring at the Executive Malltlioll. violated, n a irtaill to his own :WTI, the ,tatute regulating the privilege of leaves of absence of officers of the army. He accepted lands, goods, anti money iu emenileration or appointowoo, to office, anti aggravated the abuse by habitually ac cepting all manner in presents anti ravers, to the great Notional of the pithily service. lie violated, conspicuously In the Ca:4001 I leneral Sickles, the law which forbids the holding in both a civil and a military ottlee, by making that titter, N ithout requiring him to resign his military commission, it diplomatic retaiNentative. has illegally suspended the writ of /'a', corps.,, thereby violating all the Lace on the statute book, in furtherance Of OW civil supremacy, anti particularly the act of liiin,provitling punishment for lii.- ~tructing the process of the courts. Sleruld the question, Iry becoming prae deal 01t13, deserve hereafter a critical ex 11,11i11110011 of the nets of this President, ho would be (oust so frequently in violation of law, statute or v. 1111111 1 ,1, as to deserve the epithet " lac lees," On Moodier hand. if gross, repeated, arid prolonged neglect or duty, systernatie usurpation and oppres sion 1111111if0,4 contempt of the people, par ticaarly iu the extraordinary letter of praise accorded ('ulterior Alurphy, 144 at express contrast to the public scorn, and notorious personal incompetency for ap prehending high civil duties, should en large the scope of accountability, we hardly see from what source could come an W 4.- 101510 deferrer, of President Circuit, should he be arraigned belbre the Senate.-- mph,. Pmr.ef. The For Openinc, 01 the EMI The Philadelphia Recsisy Tetegraph is well 1:110W11 Asa Republican journal which dares to have opinions of its own. Under the caption above It lininOnlSOS as follows: It was only a day or two since that all the Administration journals scouted the hiss that there was or could be any disaf fection in Republican ranks in regard to general ; rant and Ilia looney. Senator Trumbull's name was mentioned in con nection with the revolt, and the fact that he had anything to do with the rebellion, or intended to have, was vehemently de- Med. But time, that proves all things, is vindicating itself; and yesterday we had verification of the rumor in the resolu tions offered by the Illinois Senator In rela tion to the expenditures of the (government, the distribution of public patronage, and the management of the civil service In general. Senator Trumbull's speech was what in vulgar phrase may be termed a "scorcher." It touched upon not a few of the sore places in the policy of the Administration, and cannot fall to lead to a thorough and com plete unmasking of the hidden doings of the immsculates whb have been hiding themselves behind the Presidential chair. In this good work Mr. Trumbull was mainly sustained by Senator Schurz, who, during the COUrse of his speech, furnished him with telling facts and tignres relating to Administration abuses. And now that the hall has halal fairly opened let the dance proceed, and let the Administration, if it can, face the music. With such leaders as Sumner, Trumbull, Schurz, and other Republican Senators ou the One side. supported by the fully() Dem ocratic leaders, and united with arguments and facts which cannot be con troverted,ami which aro damaging, in their influence up. on Grant and his prospects, the confilet promises to be one of mum than ordinary interest. The immense patronage of the Administration may secure a re-nomina tion for Grant; but the idea that he will be equivalent to au eksaion must now be to e tally abandoned. The day Mr such an illusion has passed. The 'A dministratien will now be called 'won to confront an opposition which, hitherto passive, has now assumed an aggressiveform,and which cannot fad to grow in power with each passing day. We presume that those jour nals which have ridiculed the Idea of an organized opposition, and a powerful ono at that, will now reconsider their vieva, and confess to having been bitterly deceived. Why Not Prepthleuf for I.lle The officeholders Who propose the re election of President I ;rant hir a sowed term in 1572. might just as well propose to re-elect him to that office as long as helives. I fr why dont they at once chango the Con stitution so that the President may be chosen or life without the trouble of holding aloe lions every four years': All their argument.. in fitvor of his re-election itt all aro equally conclusive in favor of making him Presi dent so long as he remains in this world. (ion. Washington and I,on. Jackson re fused to be re-elected ler a third term. lint does anybody suppose that feneral Grant would refuse, or that his desiro for re-elec • tiou would be any less keen in Pail than iu 11 , 71:? Besides, in Is7ll his power will be greatly extended and consolidated, Ilk co horts of office-holders will have greater control el' the people, and the Hopublioan press generally will bo more servile than it is now. His supporters ought not to make two bites of a cherry. Let them go in like 111011 in favor of his re•elerhen ter life. N. The Philadelphia Ledgcr.pays," the total production of allkinds of coal Mr the week was ::!6,75-1 tons, and lbr the year 111,595,516 tons, against 17,315,721 tons to eorrompond ing time last year, showing a decrease of -12.5,175 tons. The trade is nearly or quite over for this season. 1 /illy such points as may he supplied by all-rail transportation earl lie furbished with any considerable amounts of coal until navigation open. The last few days of unusually cold weather, so early in the season, ham caused some little movement in the fuel market, and apprehension Is entertained that at some points there may be a short supply, espy-- rally South. There is a better demand for and a small advance in chestnut coal.— Prices, it is not likely, will be lower be tween this and Spring. The trade the past year In the Schuylkill region has been gen erally unprofitable to the operators. Only those who have worked the more favora bly located mines have made fair pronto.' ==== ST. Louis, Dec. 12.—A gentleman who arrived in Kansas City on Saturday laid, informed the Kansas City Timex , that on the Sunday previous a terrible affair oc curred in Saline county, Nebraska. A par ty of emigrants, whose families were pawl lug through the county westward, thecold instantly increasing, concluded to camp and light a lire. They were on a piece of high prairie, several miles from any house, but three miles from them WILY a piece or timber-land. After unhitching tin, teams, the men started for toe timber to procure fuel, and not returning for several hours, the women left their children and started to hunt them up, This is all that is known, except that the next day the bodies of seventeen per sons, who had perished from intense cold, wear found. The children, who were left in the wagons, wore the only survivors. Nes. Hmmpnhlre Demorrni le The New Hampshire Democratic State Convention met on Wednesday and re nominated Governor Weston. The plat form adopted pledges obedience to the Constitution; opposes privileged classes and privileged capital; demands a tarill " for the necessary expenses of the Federal Government, not for the benefit of monop olists;" denounces the establishment of martial law at the South, and advocates reform in the civil service. The resolutions further denounce the es tablishment of martial law at the South us unconstitutional and atrocious; advocate reforms in the civil service of the govern ment, and re-affirm the conlidence of the party in tiovernor Weston, pledging him its support for re-election! Fish Spies on Cal/waxy in the recently published Catacazy cor respondence, Mr. Fish charges three gen tlemen, namely, Mr. G. W. Adams, of the World, Mr. Frank Turk, who, we believe, is connected by marriage with Mr. Fish's own family, and Mr. Louis S. Tasistro, with having served him in the dishonora ble capacity of spies around Mr. Catacazy, the Russian Minister. At the same time, in his annual report to the Senate, Mr. Fish, shows that during the last year he has spent about =l,ooe as secret service money. The friends of the gentlemen named will anxiously wait for some indig nant disclaimer from them that they have ever been steed by Mr. Fish for so vile a purpose.