Pagan' NIOUPIVer, I ikrBLIsuED ILYEZT - WED - IfiSDAlr COO.PEB, SANDEBOON & CO. J. M. Coorza, H. G Bmrrit, ALFRED BASTDERi3OIq Wm. A. IdowroN, TERMS—Two Dollars' and Fifty Cents per annum, payable all cases In advance. oFFlCE—SourrEnrzsT commit or Crwrar. SQ.IIABE. air-A.ll letters on brusiness should be ad dressed to COOPER, SANDERSON .3: CO. , gottvg. Then and Now. I have often thought, dear Mary, Of the good old days of yore, Days that have gone forever, To come back nevermore. • And oft in my dreams I've listened To catch the silvery voice, That, falling light on my boyish ear, Made my boyish heart rejoice.• I have thought I heard you laughing, But the old glad ringing tones, Sank in the gusts of the fitful wind, Changed to low mournful moans. I have looked for the bright eyes sparkling. As they did in your girlish glee, But I woke with the dull and painful thought They will never shine more on Inc. I kedr the arched and ruby llp, poked for the pearly teeth, But the veil of Forever•gone passed o'er And shadowed all beneath. I Bee you again, dear Mary, In all your womanly grace— Not as the child I longed to see, With the Innocent, girlish face. The voice is just as silvery, The tones are as sweet and clear, But the world's cold hand has touched the chord And they fall on a worldly ear. The bright eyes still are sparkling, Merry and Might as of old— But the world reflects their lustre bark, And they seem to the warm heart cold. The lips are red and aching, The pearly teeth are as clear— But oh! the words they utter Seem framed for the world's cold ear. • • • • • • • • And now, what is It, de, Mary, We lack in each other's eyes? Why do you seem cold and worldly, Why I but a puck of lies? We both, , ( know, are better Than now to each other we seem— We thought to meet as we parted— Alas ! 'Urns an idle dream. We have sailed upon life's vast ocean, Since in childhood we stood on the shore, We have learned that the pathway behind us, Is not like the ocean before. We are changed—but the change is all outward, We are shaped in the world's formal mould, But the heart is the heart of our childhood, Our feelings are warm as of old. [Louisville Journal. Xittrarg. A Good Appetite. Mrs. Skimpin was a frugal farmer's wife—a frugal farmer's frugal wife— and they were reported by their neigh bors to be so economical that on one oc casion they were detected in making a dinner together from a scrap of potato- Skins and clam-shells. This may have been an exaggeration, for they did not always live in that way, as the follow ing incident sufficiently proves. One day, while Mrs. Skimpin was knitting in the porch, a thin and low sized little young man looked over the fence at her, and asked her if she had such a,thing as a slice of bread in the house. "Well, sir," said she, " I haven't a slice of bread, for there's none cut; but I've got a few crusts, and I suppose you wouldn't like to eat them." " Not more than one, ma'am ; I only want just a nibble." " Then you may come in, and per haps you would like a drink of good cold water with it. Our water is the best anywhere." The young man entered the house, remarking : " I am twery, very small eater, ma'am, like all our and never eat much at a time ; but I am in the habit of tak ing just, the smallest bite in the world, you know, between meals—l've had my breakfast about two hours ago—and so, as I said, I lon't think I can take more than a nibble of any, if you should hire me, and want me, ever so much." This was a great relief to Mrs. Skim pin, for there was a loaf and three or four pounds of boiled ham in the closet; and she had been fearful that when she opened it they might tempt his appe tite. " A small eater—not hungry—only a nibble"—reflected she ; " well, if that's the 'case, he couldn't do much harm, if I should set the bread and ham on the table. It would look better, and cost me nothing." Accordingly she did so, not forgetting to place the crusts there also, and bade him sit down, while she went for some fresh water. " Don't, ma'am, don't. I'm sure your too liberal. My ! Here's enough here for an army. I couldn't touch it, I'm sure." This reassurance was charming to her. " How I like," said she, "to see a man who is a small eater. Now I think of it, as you aintgoim,rto touch anything but the crusts, I've got some cold yester day's broth in the closet—the least might sour—and I'll set that on, for a kind of relish." And that she did. " You're all heart, ma'am ; all heart. Out of politeness, I suppose I ought to cut a wafer from that ham, as you've 'been at the trouble of setting it on the table." And he cut about an ounce from it and began to eat, very slowly. " Here's a spoon for the broth," said she, anxiously, noticing the act. "And if you prefer the crusts, as you only want to nibble—" " Just so, ma'am." " You can help yourself to broth—l declare! my husband's calling me, out in the field. I shall have to go, but I'll be back directly." Mrs. Skimpin was detained longer than she anticipated ; and when she re turned, she found to her amazement that the little man, who was such a small eater, had made sad havoc with the ham. Two pounds at least, he had devoured, together with half the loaf, and was now resting himself, drumming with the knife and fork in a cheerful manner. She felt like scolding, but checked herself. It would do no good. The deed was done, and he must certainly be filled by this time, though he did not leave the table. "He was waiting for the bite to settle," he said. "And, then I suppose he'll go," thought she; and under no apprehen sion of a further attack on the bread and ham, she left the room angrily, and resumed her knitting on the porch, mo mentarily expecting him to come out. "The greedy pig!" sighed she. "He's stuffed his self full as a sassidge, and no wonder he feels lazy now. I shouldn't be much surprised if he never got up. But what keeps him waiting so long? Perhaps he's asleep." Mrs. Skimpin went into the house again, and was this time more astonish ed than before. The small eater had actually devoured another pound of the ham, and was busy with the remainder of the bread. "The land's sake!" cried she, "what a hungry man you must be !" " Mistake, ma'am, I'm not hungry." " Well, I shouldn't think you would be, after all that. But isn't there some thing the matter with you ?" " Not that' I know of. Do I look as if there was ?" " Appearances is deceitful. 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" No, ma'am. I never drink till I am half through eating." "Heavenly Father! Haven't you got half through yet ?" " Almost." "Then, start, you rascal! and finish some place else," shrieked the enraged woman. "My husband will be in for his dinner in a minute, mad and hun gry, and he'll kill me and you too! for there's nothing eatable in the house that is ready for him." " No?" said the eater, rising to go. " You must set a mighty poor table, then." " Poor table, you gormandizer, you?" "And I'm glad I don't board with you, if you treat strangers so begrudg ing to a slight lunch." And he left slowly for the gate. Mrs. Skimpin took one more glance at the houe he left behind him, and the aggravating sight wa:i to much for her. She seized it savagely, and rushing out, hurled it after the departing stranger. " Take that along with you to gnaw, you dog!" " No thank you, ma'am," he replied, picking it up. " I may come this way again some day; so, have something better next time, for we small eaters are always dainty." The Childhood Grief of Paganini Nicolo dearly loved the faithful little Uianetta; the first tones of his violin drew her to his side, and it was not until the last one had died away, that she awoke from the sweet lethargy, the wondrous intoxicating dreams into which they had lulled her. Often, when Nicolo sat imagining the fulfillment of his ambitious hopes he would touch the strings of his violin ; then little Silver Cross (a pet spider) would softly approach, and the boy would feel her touch like a hasty kiss. He would close his eyes and forget his solitude—forget that no one loved him. His father was a stern master; his gentle mother was dead; the boys of his own age avoided him; only the lit tle Oianetta played with him and kissed him ; and Nicolo's heart was divided between the beloved girl and his strange window-friend. Uianetta, however, could not endure spiders; she would say, timorously: " They are witches!" The spider seemed to feel Gianetta's dislike, and never came in when the child was there ; but if Nicolo drew near to the window with his violin, and gave a stolen look without, he would always perceive the mutelistener hang ing motionless upon a vineleaf. Cilianetia would sit in a corner of his room breathlessly listening to his won drous playing ; but when his arm sank exhausted, and the tones died away, then she would entreat Nicolo to talk to her. Not only did lie relate to the listen ing girl wild fairy-tales, which made her shudder, but all the dreams of his own burning heart, all the plans of his high aspiring soul, were confided to the silent, faithful bosom of the charming girl ; and she would press his feverish ly-hot hand, and gaze at him with eyes filled with sympathy. When he told her of the famous Ger man master, Mozart—how he had written grand concertos when only six years old, and how he shone as a star in the heaven of music—lds cheeks would burn, he would tremble with excite ment, and scalding tears of indignation would stream from his eyes. "See, Gianetta," lie would say, with a bitter smile, "what a wretched bungler I am beside him!" And the girl had not the power to console him. One day, Nicolo was obliged to play the most monotonous exercises under his father's supervision, whilst suffer ing the bitterest torments. His hands were weak, his body glowed—all the strength, all the life of his body seemed to have passed into his eyes; they shone wonderfully. All at once he heard the voice of Gi anetta's mother—she called him by name, anxiously and hastily. Nicolo hastened to her. Gianetta had been sud denly taken ill; a burning fever had seized her. He entered. She looked long and earnestly at her dearest play mate, her friend ; he understood her glance, and brought his violin. Grief stormed and raged within his heart. " Gianetta, a sleeping-song for you!" he exclaimed wildly. She smiled. Then the charmed vio lin sang the most enrapturing, the strangest and sweetest of all sleeping songs. As he ended, Gianetta raised herself from her couch, and called Ni colo; he threw himself into her arms. " Thanks, my dearest," she whisper ed softly; "Nicolo, I shall slumber sweetly ! You, however, will not rest ; you will beam upon earth, a clear star, surpassing everything else in brightness —travel far, far away from here ! Think of me and my words!" The beautiful child inclined her head and died. Nicolo remained by the corpse the night through ; the following day, he ran about half frenzied. When he re turned to hishome, his dark, quiet room filled him with terror; from his window he could look directly into Gianetta's little chamber. The child lay upon the bier, adorned with flowers—almost buried in them— surrounded by lighted torches, and looking as lovely as an angel. A monk knelt by the side of the coffin , and prayed for the pure young soul that had for saken his beautiful tenement so soon. "Farewell, thou lovely one," softly said the mourning boy, as the hot tears rolledover his pale cheeks; "I am going far away, as far—ah, as far as I can! For what is there to detain me—me, the lonely, unloved one?" And he fell upon his k nees and sobbed conclusively. At that moment he felt a gentle sin gular touch upon his hand. He started; little Silver Cross crept toward him. "It is you, mute, alas, now solitary companion of nay life !" cried Nicolo. A ray of joy glided over his counte nance, as he thoughtfully contemplated the faithful creature. At last he started up and exclaimed, pressing his violin passionately to his breast: "One more parting greeting to Gian etta, then out into the world with you, mighty heavenly beloved of my heart !" Then the cords sang more wondrous ly, more mysteriously than ever; tones thatwereexquisitely beautiful, although tremulous With sorrow, floated over to the slumbering Gianetta; the dead one seemed to smile ; the lovely flowers quivered; the flame of the torches treiribled - ; the ikt4ing monk let his 'folded ' whilst *magical otrange dreamieFaimied `Over him; When the morning-sun looked into the tiny room with his fiery eyes he found a half-fainting boy lying on the ground, with his violin in his arms ; on the strings of the violin hung, firmly clinging, little Silver Cross, who was dead. I wonder if the prediction of the love ly Gianetta was fulfilled? The boy's name was Nicola Paganini. Have you ever heard of him ? A Plea for the Supernatural. You do not believe in the supernatural? All evidence in support of communica tions between the seen and the unseen world to your mind is horn but of the cunning of the knave and the credulity of the fool? The sweet humanities of religion, by which, in all ages, men have sought to link themselves and their destinies to something beyond the material and the apparent, are to you butvain delusions, weaknesses or worse? To you there is nothing real but what the corporeal eye can mirror ; nothing substantial but what can be felt and pressed, weighed, and measured? In your estimation the blue infinitude is but the sky for Man ; the sun, the moon and stars were hung in the heavens to light his pathway alone ; that his crops may grow the bounteous rain falls; to fill the sails of his commerce the trade winds blow? All that is exists for his use alone—and the object of all the ma chinery of the universe is that he may live and struggle and scheme—get rich or fail. And then !—with " Dust to dust and ashes to ashes," it is ended. Ido not so believe. I believe in far more than I can actually see or for a certainty know. What is now revealed to us is, to my thinking, but a small part of the great whole. What you cull supernatural is to me the natural. To me, your belief is miserable; to you, mine is foolish and insane. Very well. A day will perhaps come when your sight will have a wider range ; and it may come before your eyes have closed in what you call death—as it did to me. For there was a time when I thought as you do now ; but, thank Heaven! that time has passed. Let me tell you : It was midnight in the tropics. I stood at the helm of a little bark; her name and her destination are alike immate rial. I struck one bell of the middle watch, and, with scarce a hand resting on the wheel—so gentle and steady was the wind, and so easily did the vessel steer—l drank in the beauty of the night. seemed theonly living being in those silent waters; my watch-mates lay sleeping in comfortable corners about the decks, for vigilance was relaxed un der the (Mier . far nicnte of the tropic seas. The full, and in the mellowness of its light the sea seemed broader and the eye capable of looking further into the mysteries of the heavens than by the garish glare of day. The soft trade-wind nestled in the white sails above me, that neither flapped nor quiv ered, but, as the sailors say, " asleep," drew gently in their duty. save the low rippling plash of the water at our bow, no sound broke the silence which brooded over all. To my mind the scene which I have faintly attempted to portray is grander, more sublime than aught else in Nature. Like the little voice that came to the Prophet on Horeb, it reveals God to the soul. It does not impress with the might of Omnipotence as do the con vulsions of earth and air, but it reveals to us the immensity of existence, the eternity of being. I stood at the wheel which needed no control, and looked over the level plains of water, further, till the stars came down to meet it; above, into the sky, where the stars swung softly in the moonlight, like silver bells ; behind us, at the stream of light which marked our course through the dark water, ri valling the "wake " of the moon, which left a silver road over the sea. My heart opened under the influence, and upon my soul there fell a calm—not a quiet of inertness, but a feeling of silence and awe, in which the soul recogniAed itself and its Maker. Two bells came, but I did not strike them. I was busy with my thoughts. Over my head the Southern Cross arch ed its arms. My eye met its stars, and memory turned to the Northern sky— to the North Star and its " pointers ;" back, back my recollections ran, through wild and wicked and shameful scenes, to my childish days—to the cottage on the Northern hill, with a window look ing out upon the glory of the brilliant Northern night, and I almost fancied I heard the sweet voice of my mother as she called the stars by their names, and led my thoughts beyond their orbits to the throne of Him who made them, looking upon me the while with eyes that spoke the boundless love of a mother's heart. Back to those sweet days my mind ran, and then returned to my present; my heart swelled with bitterness, and I groaned aloud. Black with sin and crime, owing the restraint of no law human or divine; how could I think of my mother ; how could I call upon the God I had defied ! A meteor flashed across the heavens ; bright and swift it ran its course, and disappeared forever. To me it was an emblem of myself ; having no part in the sweetglory around, it was quenched in darkness; my heart accepted the omen, and I dropped my hands from the wheel in black despair. A moment, and every nerve thrilled, my heart stopped its beating, and a strange feeling filled me. I stood like one changed to stone, but with every faculty alive. Softly, oh, how softly ! clearly, oh, how clearly ! a voice called me by my childish name. All the peace of heaven was in that tone; all the sweetness of infinite love spoke to my soul in its music, and before me was my mother as she was years ago. I saw her—l knew her! I turned and she was gone! I was alone again—save the ripple of the water there was no sound. But I was not alone in spirit! My mother had come from her rest to her child, and in that moment my eyes were open ed; I knew that Heaven was, that its gates were not shut to me, and that the eternal love sufficed to embraced me—a _sinner. I wept tears of relief, of sweet ness untold ; a hope I never knew be fore sprang up in my heart, and a joy and comfort and resolve; and I blessed God. And when I struck four bells and left the wheel, it was as a different man; You may say that I dreamed ; that ,T' was deluded by a powerful and over wrought imagination, you may prove to a physical demonstration thatsuch a thing could not be . ; but you cannot ton vinte me. That I could not hear and see this, on tbe trackless Indian ocean,' miles and miles from land, prove noth ing. I did. Whether with the sense of the body I care' ot ; butmy Boni Bay! and heard, and it knows. LANCASM, PA., WEDNESDAY'MORNI.I%, JUNE 7, 1865. A Woman's Stcret A French actreSs, whoSa youth and beauty appeared ineihanitible—on the boards—never would tellher age. Of course, the more she wouldn't tellit,the more curious people were to know it. A woman can't keep a secret! She kept that. By good luck—as the multitude thought—she was summoned' as a wit ness on atrial. The gossips rubbed their hands and chuckled. "Aha, we shall know it now. She must tell,or goto pris on for contempt of court. She won't goto prison ; she will, therefore, tell." The court was crowded with open-eared lis teners. In French courts of justice, the witness does not stand in a boa to give evidence, but sit; l / 4 on a stool, in the mid dle of the floor thet court, in front of the president's des ,and with no barrier or separation between it and himself. The lady was ushered in, raised her right hand to heaven, took the oath to speak the truth, and then seated herself on the witness-stool. " Your name ?" asked the presi dent. " Angelique Toujoursfleurie." "Your profession ?" "Artiste dramati que." "Your age ?" You might have heard a a pin drop, or the hair grow on the bystanders' heads. Every eye was benton the lady. She was driven into a corner at last! Foolish Parisian public to think so! Angelique simply rose from her seat, walked straight up to the president's desk, and whispered the secret in his ear. He nodded, made the entry in his private notes, and, smiling, con- Untied the rest of his interrogatory as soon as she had resumed her place on the sellette. The public retired with feelings of mingled disgust and admira- The trial had lost all further in- terest; and the president was known to be a man of honot and gallantry, who would never let a pretty woman's cat escape from his presidential bag. Wonders of Geology More than nine thousand different kinds of animals have been changed into stone. The races or generaof more than half of these are now extinct, not being at present known in a living state. From the remains of some of these ancient animals, they must have been larger than any living animals now known upon the face of the earth. The Megatherium, Great Beasts) says Buck land, from a skeleton dearly perfect, in the Museum at Madrid, was perfectly colossal. With a head and neck like those of a sloth, its legs and feet exhibit those of the armadillo and the ant-eater. Its fore feet were a yard in length and more than twelve inches wide, termi nated by gigantic claws. Its thigh bone was nearly three times as thick as that of the elephant, and its tail nearest the body, was six feet in circumference. Its tusks were admirably fitted for cut ting vegetable substances, and its gen eral structure and strength were intend ed to fit it for digging in the ground for roots, on which it principally fed. The Hair The quality and color of the hair was a subject of speculative theory for the ancients. Lank hair was considered indicative of pusillanimity and cow ardice ; yet the head of Napoleon was thought an indication of coarseness and clumsiness. The hair most in esteem was that terminating in ringlets. Dares the historian, states that Achilles and and Ajax and Telamon had curl ing locks ; such was the hair of Timon, the Athenian. As to the Emperor Augustus, nature had favored him with such redundantlocks, that no hair dresser in Rome could pro duce the like. Auburn, or light brown hair, was thought the most distinguish ed, as portending intelligence, industry, a peaceful disposition, as well as great susceptibility to the tender passion.— Castoraud Pollux had brown hair, so also had Menelaus. Black hair does not ap pear to have been, esteemed by the Ro mans; but red was an object of aversion. Ages before the time of Judas, red hair was thought a mark of reprobation, both in the case of. Typhon, who depriv ed his brother of the sceptre of Egypt, and Nebuchadnezzar, who acquired it in expiation of his atrocities. Even the donkey tribe suffered from this ill omened visitation, according to the pro verb of " Wicked as a red ass." Asses of that color were held in such detesta tion among the Copths, that every year they were in the habit of sacrificing one by hurling it from a high wall. A BoY'S LAWSUIT.—Under a great tree, close to the village, two boys found a walnut. "It belongs to me," said Ignatius or I was the first to see it." "No, it belongs to me." cried Bernard, "for I was the first to pick it up," and so they began to quarrel in earnest. "I will settle the dispute," said an older boy, who had just come up. He placed himself between the two boys, broke the nut in two, and said: "The one piece of shell belongs to him who first saw the nut, the other piece of the shell belongs to him who first picked it up; but the kernel I keep forjudging the case. And this," he said, as he sat down and laughed, "is the common end of most lawsuits." Row Nature Covers Up Battle-Fields. " Did I ever tell you," says a corres pondent of an Eastern paper, among the affecting little things one is always seeing in these battle-fields, how on the ground upon which the battle of Bull Run was fought, I saw pretty, pure, delicate flowers growing out of the empty ammunition boxes; and a wild rose thrusting up its g - radeful head through the top of a broken drum,which doubtless sounded its last charge in that battle; and a cunning scarlet verbena peeping out of a fragment of a bursted shell, in which strange pot it was planted ? Was not that peace growing out of war 2 Even soighall the beauti ful and graceful ever grow out of the horrid and terrible things that transpire in this changing but ever advancing world. Nature covers even the battle grounds with verdure and bloom. Peace and plenty spring up in the track of the devouring campaign ; and all things in nature and society shall work, out the progress of mankind." , , The "Recoil" of the Heart. It would appear, from the carefully conducted investigations of M. Heffel seim, that the heart recoils after every contraction, somewhat in the same manner as a cannon which has just been fired. The writer states that the 'moment the ventricles contract and pour their volurne of blood' into the aorta and pulmonary 'artery, the double liquid'let. which is thus prodUced•ne- - ,cessarily determines a movement of the heart in the opposite direction; that is. to say, an actual recoil movernent;at . every pulsation. The reason 'Why, ring. its . contraotion,.• '''aasitinies' proper position,'is that :the ebinticitrof. the surrounding structures neutniante& the effect of the recoil. Stek-Beadacbe Sick headache is sickness at stomach, a tendency to vomit, c,Ornbined with pain in some parts of the bead, gener ally at the left side. It is caused by therebeing too much bile in the system, from the fact that this bile is manufac tured too rapidly, or is not worked out of the system fast enough by steady, ac tive exercise. Hence sedentary per sons, those who do not walk about a great deal, but are seated in the house near all the time, are almost exclusive ly the victims of this distressing mala dy. It usually begins soon after waking up in the morning, and lasts a day or two more. There are many causes; the most frequent is, the derangement of the stomach by late and hearty suppers; by eating too soon after a regular meal —five hours should at least intervene— eating much of any 'favorite dish; eating without an appetite ; forc ing food ; eating after oue is conscious of having enough ; eating something which the stomach cannot digest, or sour stomach. Any of these things may induce headache of the most distressing character iu an hour ; it is caused by indulgence in spirituous liquors. When a person has sick head ache, there is no appetite ; the very sight of food is hateful ; the tongue is furred, the feet and hands are cold, and . there is a feeling of universal discomfort, with an utter indisposition to do any thing whatever. A glass of warm water, into which has been rapidly stirred a heaping teaspoonful each of salt and kitchen mustard, by causing instantaneous vom iting, empties the stomach of the bile or undigested sour food and a grateful re lief is often experienced on the spot ; and rest, with a few hours of sound, re freshing sleep, completes the cure, especially if the principal part of the nest day or two is spent in mental diversion and out-door activities, not eating an atom of food, but drinking freely of cold water and hot teas until you feel as if a piece of cold bread and butter would really taste good. Nine times in ten the cause of sick headache is the fact, that the stomach is not able to digest the food last introduced into it, either from its having been unsuita ble or excessive in quantity. When the stomach is weak, a spoonful of the mildest, blandest food would cause an attack of sick headache, when ten times the amount might have been taken in health, not only with impunity, but with postive advantage. A diet of cold bread and butter, and ripe fruits and berries, with moderate continuous exercise in the open air, suf ficient to keep up a very gentle perspi ration, would, of themselves, cure al most every case within thirty-six hours. Two teaspoonfuls of pulverized char coal, stirred in half a glassof water, and drank, generally gives relief. The World Can Go on Without 18 A branch broken from the tree by the empest, rode on the rapid current of he swollen stream. See how I lead the waters," lie cried to the banks. " See how I command and carry the stream with me," heeded again. A jutting rocky ridge, over which the torrent dashed, caught the branch, and kept it shattered and imprisoned while the waters flowed on and on. " Alas !" cried the branch, "how can you hold me thus ? Who will govern the stream ? how will it prosper with- out my guidance ?" "Ask the banks," said the rocky ledge; And the banks answered— " Many, like you, have been carried by the stream, fancying that they car ried it. And as to the loss you will be to the waters, don't be uneasy. You are already forgotten, as those are who came before you, and as those will soon be who may follow.'" Good Advice If the body is tired, rest ; if the brain is tired, sleep. If the bowels are loose, lie down in a warm bed and remain there, and eat nothing until you are well. If an action of the bowels does not occur at the usual hour, eat not an atom till they do act, at least for thirty-six hours ; meanwhile drink largely of cold water or hot teas, exercise in the open air to the extent of a gentle perspiration, and keep this up till things are righted; this one suggestion, if practiced, would save myriads of lives every year both in the thy and the country. The best medicines in the world are warmth, ab stinence and repose. The Machinery of the Human Body. Very few mechanics are aware how much machinery there is in constant action in their own bodies. Not only are there hinges and joints in bones, but there are valves in the veins, a force-pump in the heart, and curiosi ties in other parts of the body equally striking. One of the muscles forms an actual pulley. The bones which sup ports the body are made precisely in that form which has been ascertained, by calculations and experiments, to be the strongest for pillars and supporting columns—that of hollow cylinders. —Mr. Toot coming home late one night from meeting, was met at the door by his wife. "Pretty time of night, Mr. Toot, for you to come home ; pretty time—three o'clock in the morning ; you the father of a family !" " 'Tisn't three—it's only one, I heard it strike ; committee always sits till one o' clock." " Mr. Toot, you're drunk. It's three in the morning." " I say, Mrs. Toot, it's one. I heard it strike one, as I came around the cor ner, two or three times." The beauty of a religious life is one of its greatest recommendations. What does it profess? Peace to all mankind. It teaches us those arts which will con tribute to our present comfort as well as our future happiness. Its . great orna ment is charity—it inculcates nothing but love and sympathy of affection—it breathe nothing but the purest spirit of delight ; In short, it is a system per fectly calculated to benefit the heart, improve the mind, and enlighten the understanding. "Let Her Go." " I was," said a reverend gentleman, " attending divine service in Norfolk, several years ago, during a season of excitement. While the officiating cler gyman was in the midst of a moat in teresting discussion, an old lady among .the congregation arose and clapped her hands and s eclaimed : iSteiciful ,Father, if I htid one more feather ip ,my wing of faith, I would fly to glory.' The worthy gentleman, thus inter irupted, immediately ' Good Loid' stieic: it, In and let her go, she's but a trouhle here,! . ,That quieted the oldlady." If You Mean No, Say No ! When a man MIA made up his mind to do or not to do a thing, he shoiild have the pluck to say so, plainly and decisively. It is a mistaken kindness— to sheet a request which you have deter mined not to grant, with " I'll think the matter over," or " I cannot give you a positive answer now ; call in a few days and I'll let you know." It may be said, perhaps, that the object of these ambiguous expressions is to " let the applicant down easy ;" but their tendency is to give him useless trouble and anxiety, and possibly prevent his seeking what he requires in a more pro pitious quarter until after the golden opportunity is passed. Moreover, it is questionable whether the motive for such equivocation are as some people suppose. Generally speaking, the in dividual thus avoids a direct refusal, does so to avert himself pain. Men with out decision of character have an inde scribable aversion to say "No." They can think "No"—sometimes when it would be more creditable to their courtesy and benevolence to say, " Yes "—but they dislike to utter the hold word that represents their thoughts. They prefer to mislead and deceive. It is true these bland and considerate people are often spoken of as "very gentlemanly." But is itgentle manly to keep a man in suspense for days, and perhaps weeks, merely be cause you do not choose to put him out of it ky straight-forward declaration? He only is a gentleman who treats his fellow-men in a manly, straight-forward why. Never seem by ambiguous words to sanction hopes you do not intend to gratify. If you mean "No," out with What Makes a Lady When Beau Brummel was asked what made the gentleman, his quick re ply was, "Starch, starch, my lord!" This may be true; but it takes a great deal more to make a lady ; and though it may seem singular, I am ready to maintain that no conceivable quantity of muslin, silk or satin, edging, frilling, hopping, flouncing, or furbelowing, can per sc, or per dressmaker, constitute a real lady. Was not Mrs. Abbot Lawrence just as much a lady, when attired in twelve cent calico in Boston, as when arrayed in full court at St. James, London? "As Mrs. Washington was said to be so. grand a lady," says a celebrated English visitor, (Mrs. Troupe,) "we thought we must put on our best bibs and bands, so we dressed ourselves in our mostelegant ruffles and silks, and were in troduced to her ladyship, and don't you think we found her knitting, and with her check apron on ! She re ceived us very graciously, and easily, but after the compliments were over she resumed her knitting. There we revere, without a stitch of work, and sit ting instate but General Washington's lady, with her own hands, was knitting stockings for her husband." Does not that sweet republican command your admiration PERFEC•TBRICK — ITS ORlGlN.—"Per haps," hints a friend to us, "you are not aware that epithet of a perfect 'brick,' as applied to a "first rate" fellow—as vulgar as you imagine it to be—is of classic origin ; such is the case, however, and though we have not been able to find the following story concerning it in our edition of Plutarch, we attribute it entirely to an oversight on the part of the editor, as a friend assures us that it occurs in the original. A deputation from a neighboring state waiting upon Agesilaus, king of Sparta, expressed their astonishment that the city had no walls. "No walls," said the king, "that is your opinion now, but come and breakfast with me to morrow and I'll show you the ' walls of Sparta.'" The next day, at the appointed time, the `lleputation called on Agesilaus, who, taking them out, showed them the Spartan militia drawn up in formidable lines. "There," said he, "are the walls of Sparta; each man is a bri , k." Hence arose the saying now so current, espe cially in the purely classic quarters of our town. Dr. Payson says : "If you put a bright shilling into a child's hand, he will be pleased with it ; but tell him of an estate in reserve for him, and he pays little attention to you. So men and women are often more delighted with present comforts than with the prospect of future glory." —lt is a quaint remark that eels have been skinned ever since Noah came out of the ark ; and printers have been cheated out of their just dues ever since the Orientals printed with blocks of wood ; yet neither do eels get used to being skinned, nor the printers to being fleeced. This argues great obstinacy on the part of eels and printers. What of It? It is stated, with a great flourish of penny whistles, that the wife of Gen. It. E. Lee has written to the authorities at Washington, claiming Arlington Heights as her property. Itis even said that she will visit Washington in a few days, and demand of President Johnson the restoration of her homestead. This is called a matchless and incomparable piece of impudence by some of our most enlightened expositors of retributive justice according to the black code. But was it not expressly stipulated, when Gen. Lee surrendered, that the officers and men of his army were to return to their homes, and should remain there unmolested? Why may not Gen. Lee return to his home and there await the constitutional and final adjudication of any questions that may arise touching his relations with the Government?— And if Mrs. Lee owns the property on Arlington Heights, why may she not respectfully urge her claims? If she has already done so, what of it?—Cleve land (Ohio) Plainclealer. A Triangular Fight • While Gen. Sherman is much abused by one set of men, there is still a third party who are unsparing of his as, sail ants. The Cincinnati Gazelle, a super-, loyal paper, comes forward to the rescue of the favorite officer, at the same time pouring a full broadside into General Haneck. The editor says : " However much people may object to some of the terms of Gen. Shermares arrangement with Johnston ' we think lI none will deny that Gen. alleck's de spatches and ordersconcerningthearm istic were uncalled for, discourteousand coarse. No one:believes that Gen. Hal leek has any feelings that could be dis turbed by the features of the arrange ment that the people objected to. He had not this excuse for his heat. But he sprang with alacwity to his official duty of, executioner of generals, in order to prevent pride by reminding them that they are mortal. " If there le any prominent general whO has not come the treatment of tlidir offigial reviler of generals, we can not now think of his ileum. we hope we hwire tone bad enough to 'be approved by lihn." Et , LJ . this ,A.944oing to n yang, the idea of the Washington functionary is to Seep down military pride. 'NUMBER 22. portibutono. Mr. Llncol'n'i Story to the Rebel Com- miss - loners. Mr: 1% B. Carpenter, in some recent reminiscences of President Lincoln, re lates the following'i "Anaonghis stories frahest in mind, one which he related tome shortly after its occurence, belongs to the history of the famous interview on board the River Queen at Hampton Roads, between himself and Secretary Seivard and the rebel Peace Commissioners. Being in Washington a few days subsequent to the interview with the Commissioners (my previous sojourn there having ter minated about the first of last August), I asked Mr. Lincoln one day, 'if it were true that he told Stephens, Hunter and Campbell a story?' 'Why, yes,' he re plied, manifesting some surprise, 'but has it leaked out? I was in hopes noth ing would be said about it, lest some over-sensitive people should imagine there was a degree of levity in the inter course between us.' He then went on to relate the circum stances which called it olit. You see,' said he, we had reached and were dis cussing the slavery question. Mr. Stephens said, substantially, that the slaves, always accustomed to an over seer, and to work upon compulsion, suddenly freed, as they would be if the South should consent to peace on the basis of the Emancipation Proclama tion, would precipitate not only them selves but the entire Southern society into irremediable ruin. No work would be done, nothing would be cultivated, and both blacks and whites would starve!' Said the President, ' I waited for Seward to answer that argument, but as he was silent, , I at length said: Mr. Stephens, y'ou ought to know a great deal better than I, for you have always lived under the slave system. I can only say in reply to your statement of le case that it reminds me of a man out in Illinois by the name of Case, who undertook a few years ago, to raise a very large herd of hogs. It was a trouble to feed them, and how to get around this was a puzzle to him. At length he hit on the plan of planting an immense field of potatoes, and, when they were sufficiently grown, he turned the whole heard into the field, and let them have full swing, thus saving not only the labor of feeding the hogs, but also that of digging the potatoes. Charmed with his sagacity, he stood one day leaning against the fence count ing his bogs, when a neighbor came along. Well, well,' said he, `Mr. Case, this is all very fine. Your hogs are doing very well just now, but you know out here in Illinois the frost comes early, and the ground freezes for a foot deep. Then what are they going to do?' This was a view of the matter Mr. Case had not taken into account. Butchering time for hogs was way on in December or January. He scratched his head, and at length stammered, ' Well, it may come pretty hard ou their snouts, but I don't see but that it will be root, hog or die !' He did not tell me that either of the Commissioners' made any reply to this way of putting things.' " • Who Ranks ? The New York Herald pubishes the following anecdote. It states it as a matter of history: "When General Grant was about to leave Washington to enter upon that sublime campaign which began with the batttle of the Wilderness and ended with the downfall of the rebellion, he called upon Secretary Stanton to say good bye. The Secretary was anxiously awaiting him. During the two and a half years that President Lincoln and Secretary Stan ton had managed the Eastern armies it was the first point in their plans to keep Washington heavily garrisoned with troops. Large bodies of men were sta tioned in the fortifications around the city, and other large bodies were kept in supporting distance. Now that Grant had come into power Stanton wanted to see that the defence of Washington was not overlooked. Accordingly, after a few preliminaries, the Secretary re marked: " Well, General, I suppose you left us enough men to strongly garrison the forts?" " No," said Grant, coolly: " I can't do that." " Why not ?" cried Stanton, jumping nervously about. " Why not? Why not ?" " Because I have already sent the men to the front," replied Grant. "That won't do," cried Stanton more nervous than before. " It's contrary to my plans. I'll order the men back." "I shall need the men there," an swered Grant, "and you can't order them back." " Why not?" inquired Stanton again. " Why not? Why not?" " I believe that I rank the Secretary in the matter," was the quiet reply. "Very well," said Stanton, a little warmly, " we'll see the President about that. I'll have to take you to the Pre sident." "That's right;" politely observed Grant; "the President ranks us both." Arrived at the White House, the Gen eral and the Secretary asked to see the Pesident upon important business, and in a few moments the good-natured face of Mr. Lincoln appeared. " Well, gentlemen," said the Presi dent, with a genial smile, "what do you want with me?" " General," said Stanton, stiffly, " state your case." " I have no case to state," replied Grant; " I'm satisfied as it is;" thus outflanking the Secretary, and display ing the same strategy in diplomacy as in war. " Well, well," said the President, laughing, " state your case Secretary." Secretary Stanton obeyed ; General Grant said nothing ; the President listened very attentively. When Stan ton had concluded, the President cross ed his legs, rested his elbow on his knee, twinkled his eyes quaintly and said : "Now, Secretary, you know we have been trying to manage this army for two years and a half, and you know we havn't done much with it. We sent over the mountains and brought Mister Grant—as Mrs. Grant calls him—to manage it for us, and now I guess we had better let Mister Grant have his own way." From this decision there was no ap peal. Nobody ranked the President.— • So General Grant went off with the army, and Secretary Stanton went back to his office." A Good Story of General Hancock. A private letter received in this city relates the following good story of how Gen. Hancock took down a parcel of I swaggering officers. It seems that a number of officers and soldiers crowded past the conductor of one of the trains at Baltimore bound North, and seated themselves in. the ladies' car. They were drinking, smoking, swearing, and conducting themselves in the most dis gusting manner. The conductor came in and ordered them out of the car, whereupon a captain in the party placed the conductor under ar rest,and compelled him to sit in the cor ner of the carand keep quiet. A stranger in a military cloak had been watching the manceuvres of these swaggering bullies, and at this juncture stepped up to the, captain and demanded to know the cause of the disturbance. " Hold your ton y g ouu ue," said the captain, Will putunder arrest too." ' I think not,,,d the stranger, and beckoning to an orderly who'had been sitting near him, he said, "Put these men in irons," and thrbwing off his cloak disclosed to their: astonished •view the stars of Major General. " Give, me a full list of these men,' said the General. His de mand 'wag . instantly complied with.— " Now go; to 'the smoking car, and re port to meat nine o'clock to morrow morning, at No. in Philadelphia." They reported the next morning, and the privates were deprived of their for lough, ancrtliq officer dismissed.—Man cheater (.M Illy Union. • • A statemont of. the public debt to Juno Ist is about to be published. RATES OF ADVERTISING. Busztriess Anverensirinor4'7l4er Per square of ten lines; ten per OSAV. iliCregae for fractions of a year. REAL OSTATir, PM• s , •OI4AL - PEOPlatsmotild Osa- EaAL Anvaarzealto, 7 cents (aline ,for- the first, and 4 cents Ihr each . subsequesa loser. Paysztrr BlicmcrsEs and other adverts trY the column: - Onooolmnn, 1 year, ..... • ......4100 • Half columns 60 Third column, 1 40• Quarter 80 Busrersascolumn Cams, of ten lines or 143ss, one year ,:......__..:....:..:»... 10 Business Card s , five lines or less, one year,. . ..... LEGA-L AND OTHER NOTICES- Executors' notices-- . 2.00 Administrators',notioes,— .. ....i... 2.00 • Aesignees' notides, ' 200' Auditors' ..... 1.50 Other "Notices," ten lines, or less, three times Negro Outrage. A most cowardly and brutal murder was committed at Shelbyville, Ky., on the 19th instant, by a negro soldier. Thomas C. M'Grath, U. S. Deputy Collectorof Internal Revenue, was shot and instantly killed by a negro soldier, without cause or provocation. The fol lowing are the circumstances of the case: A nigger trooper proceeded in a very scientific manner to break open the door of a warehouse belonging to Mr. M'Grath, which is situated Just in the rear of the Court House, at Shelby ville, and adjoining the residence of Mr. M'Grath. M'Grath observing his efforts, stepped up to the nigger and requested him very mildly to desist, telling him there was very valuable machinery in itbelonging to other parties, which had been con signed to him for sale. The negro did so without a word, or any altercation whatever. M'Grath unlocked the door and went in ; and while he was in the warehouse the nigger went to the Court House, got his gun and returned. Mc- Grath came out of the house, locked the door, and started to his residence, a few feet distance, when, without one word, the wretch shot his victim in the back, killing him instantly. Of course this brutal outrage created the most intense excitement. The Court House was soon surrounded by a vast throng of men, citizens and sol diers, armed with every species of weapons. Nigger troops remained in the Court House, not one of them daring to show himself at a window. A cry 7 for vengeance arose alike from the lips of citizens and soldiers. The wretch was seized, and would have been hung in an instant by the soldiers, but for Colonel Buckley, who implored his men to let him be regularly tried. The assassin is now under guard. What will be done with him is unknown. From every part of the South we hear of these negro outrages, and we have yet to see the first word of condemna tion Df them on the part of the Abolition press of the country. Step by step we are drifting to ultimate anarchy and ruin, as the Republicans seem deter mined to build up allegro aristocracy on the ruined wealth and misfortunes of the South. A Grand Fleet to Start on a Visit to Europe. WASHINGTON, May 29. A FLEET FOR EIIROPE. The many naval officers in the city are much excited in relation to the ap proachingrendezvousof Admiral Golds borough's fleet at Fortress Monroe.— 'Phis fleet will be composed of from thirty to sixty sail, and will depart for the Mediterranean, on a three years' cruise, about the•lth of July. The naval officers are gesticulating excitedly with each other as to who shall go and who shall stay behind. The New Ironsides and two double-turreted monitors will make part of the fleet. The flag ship will be the Colorado. She will drop anchor for several months in the harbor of Marseilles,and then the restof the fleet will scatter for various points of the sea. About ten vessels will cruise about the British Isles and in the North Sea. The ocean, at the time of the year designa ted, is generally smooth as a duck-pond, and the iron -clads, it is presumed, will get across bravely. Admiral Golds borough's privatvboat will be a small steam vessel, formerly called the A. D. Vance. The object of this expedition is to acquaint our pilots with European harbors, and to test the sea-going quali ties of our marines, as well as to show Europe the advances we have made in naval architecture and gunnery. We shall lose nothing by thus plainly ex hibiting our strength, as every board of admiralty in Europe has already plans and models of every gunboat we have built during the war. There is nothing out of the way in this cruise. Before the war we made such expeditions frequently ; but now we shall send abroad more vessels than before constituted our entire navy. The world, therefore, will get some inkling of us; heretofore its acquaintance with the States has been chiefly derived from rebel privateers. The Deerhound may come out if she chooses to see the brothers and sisters of the Kearsarge. Admiral (oldsborough is an excellent talker, and will do the oratory for the Jack Tars of the West. This expedition will make an era in the history of the continent. The Wilkes exploring ex pedition is nowhere. The present will miss more than that ever discovered. Night the Poor Man's Friend Night levels all artificial distinction. The beggar on his pallet of straw snores as soundly as a king on a bed of down. Night—kind, gentle, soothing refresh ing night, the earthly paradise of the slave, the sweet oblivion of the worn soul, the nurse of romance, of devotion; how the great panting heart of society yearns for the return of night and rest! Sleep is God's special gift to the poor; for the great there is no time fixed for repose. Quiet, they have none; andin stead of calmly awaiting the approach of events they fret and repine, and starve sleep and chide the tardy hours, as if every to-morrow were big with the fate of some great hereafter. The torrent of events goes roaring past, keeping eager expectation constantly on tiptoe, and drives timid slumber away. A New Use for Old Nails It is stated as a new discovery that wonderful effects may be obtained by watering fruit trees and vegetables with a solution of sulphate of iron. Under this system beans will grow to nearly double the size, and willacquire a mush more savory taste. The pear seems to be particularly well adapted for this treatment. Old nails thrown into water and left to rust there will impart to it all the necessary quail fications of forcing vegetation as described. —A bachelor sea cap- A BROAD HINT tain who was remarking the other day that he wanted a good chief officer, was promptly informed by a young lady present, that she had no objection to be his first mate. He took the hint—and the lady. —A Massachusetts judge has decided that a husband may open a wife's let ters, on the ground so often and so torsely stated by Mr. Theopilus Parsons, of Cambridge, that "the husband and wife are one, and the husband is that one!" A cheerful heart is the best cosmetic for improving the . complexion ; it keeps the blood warm, forehead smooth, and the eye bright. Health is commonly called a beautifier, and so it is ; but health itself is, in a good degree, de pendent on the cheerful spirit that can, in the wintry storm, look an east wind in the face without scowling. The cheerful face is never without a charm; like music its influence makes us better andhapp:ur. Cheerfulness seemsspirit ual bea " - Mipade palpable to sight. —The darkey who greased his feet so thathe could not make a noisewhenhe went to steal chickens, slipped from the hen roost into the custody of the' owner. He gave, as reason for his being' there, " Dat he cum dar to see of de" . chich'ens Bleeped with dere eyes open." He was cooped. • Catron, of the Sttprem.e Contt.or the United States, died on Wednesday Nashville.