BIM . . . '. . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . ~ . , . , . . . , , . , - . . . . .. . . . . . , . . . . 4.1. '1 . C14111 ., 1""' . . , .. .., , ' . ' • .' --.-'..:".'":':': . ^ a. .. , . . , . - . . ~ . .. .. .. .. _ ,I. .:• - .ii - ' - . . ~ ~ ... . ... .._ r . .... .. , ..;,. : ..‘ .., . . .„,f .; I ..i , .. . .. . _ ... .. .... , _ . . . . _ , . VO L. LXIV L'HE LANCASTER INTELLIGENCER. place on the hill above, and have a glass of grog' with me, and after sunset. I'll 41.1EINZ ) TUXBDAN , mu:, BY GEO. ' AT NO. a NORTN DONI SANDERSON. give you some flies that will kill. ' Thank you, I'll go with pleasure; I am not in a harry, as I have nothing to ao. lam staying in the village for a few days, and passed yesterday and to-day in fishing. lam not a good angler; but never before was so miserably unsuccess ful as to-day.' I think we'll do better after the sun goes down. Come this way.' I accompanied him through a newly mown meadow, sloping upward from the river to the house. The house was small, but a picture of neatness and order. Its porch was tastefully embroidered with roses and woodbine, and the room into which he led me was airy and sweetly scented by the perfume of mignionette and wall flowers, floating through an open window that looked upon a pretty garden to the rear. I was somewhat surprised to meet no hospitable-looking housewife or cheerful daughters, as the appearance of the cottage, as we approached it from the meadow, led me to expect. There was no trace of women about the place, save a middle-aged servant, who was spinning in the kitchen, and who merely rose and courtesied when she saw me enter with her master, and then quietly resumed her employment. My companion opened a cupboard in the wall and produced some cold meat and bread, with a bottle of fine old whisky.— Then he spread a cloth on the table with an air of one accustomed to that act, and invited me to be seated. I partook of the solids and fluids with an angler's appetite. I'll show you my flies now,' said he, when we had eaten and drank enough. He opened another recess in the wall, and discovered several magnificent fishing rods and a variety of furs and feathers for tying flies. These are the things for this season, after sunset,' said he, handing me a tin box containing a number of differently colored flies. And now, as the sun is gone down, let us go back to the river, and I'll warrant that you won't go back to the village with an empty basket.' We went down the sloping meadow to the river, put up the flies, and in the course of an hour and a half I had killed two dozen, and my companion three dozen, of fine trout. We then stopped fishing and took our rods to pieces. If you'd like to go to-morrow,' said he, call upon me and I'll go with you. We will surely kill plenty, as I have flies and baits to suit every hole in the river.' , I must leave the village to-morrow,' I replied. I then explained the reasons why my stay was limited, adding— , I am extremely obliged for your hos pitality and the excellent evening's sport you have gained me.' , Don't say anything about it. I have a liking for fishing, and was only glad to meet one to go with me. Fishing is the only amusement I care for.' You must have excellent shooting here in the winter. Don't you shoot as well as angle 1 ' Ho staggered as if I had struck him, and muttered to himself— 'Oh ! I shoot ? Oh good God ! Oh good God !' Then he turned away from me, going quickly. He stopped after going about a dozen yards, looked around, and said, quite abruptly— , Good night !' He then resumed his rapid walk. I looked after him in amazement until he was lost to me in the fast-gathering dark ness TERM'S . ll sacrum' ims.—Two Dollars per annum, payable in ad vance. No subscription discontinued until all arrear ages ar paid, unites at the option of the Editor. Aomixtscarrmvs.—Advertisements, not exceeding one square, (12 lines,) will be inserted three times for one dollar, ind_twenty-five cents for each additional loser Lion. hose of greater length in proportion. 0 B PHU( ntri—Stich as Posters, Pamphlets, Blankß, Labels, &C., executed with accuracy and on the shortest notice. MY HEART AND I Enough! we're tired, my heart and I. We sit beside the hearthstone thus, And wish that name were carved ior us The moss reprints more tenderly The hard types of the mason's knife, As Heaven's sweet life renews earth's life With which we're tired, my heart and 1. You see we're tired, my heart and I. We dealt with books, we trusted men,. And in our own blood drenched the pen, As if such colors could not fly. We walked too straight for fortune end, We loved too true to keep a friend; At last we're tired, my heart and I. How tired we feel, my heart and I. We seem of no use in the world ; Our fancies hang gray and uncurled About men's eyes indifferently; Our voice which thrilled you so will let You sleep; our tears are only wet: What do we here, my heart and I? So tired, so tired, my heart and I. Though now none takes me on his arm To fold me close and kiss me warm, Till each quick breath end in a sigh Of happy languor. Now, alone, We lean upon this graveyard stone, Uneheered, unkissed, my heart and I. Tired out we are, my heart and L suppose the world brought diddems To tempt us, crusted with loose gems Of powers and pleasures? Let it try. We scarcely care to look at even A pretty child, or God's blue heaven, We feel so tired, my heart and I. Yet who complains? My heart and I. In this abundant earth, no doubt, Is little room for things worn out: Disdain them, break them, throw them by ! And if before the days grew rough We once were loved, used—well enough, I think, we've fared, my heart and I. NEARER TO LIFE'S WINTER Nearer to life's winter, wife, We are drawing nearer— Memories of our blessed spring Growing dearer, dearer. Through tho summer heats we've toiled, Through the autumn weather We have almost passed, sweet wife, Hand in hand together. Time was, hearts were, _well as feet, Lighter, I remember; April's leeks of gold are turned Silver this November. Flowers are fewer than at first And the way grows drearer: For unto life's winter, wife, We aro drawing nearer. Nearer to life's end, sweet wife, We are drawing nearer; The last milestone on the way To our sight grows clearer. Some whose hands we hold grow faint, And lay down to slumber; Looking backward, we to-day All their graves may number. Heights we sought we've failed to climb, Fruits we've failed to gather; But what matter since we've still Jesus and each other. LOVE ME AS OF YORE Oh! take me to your heart again— Oh! take me, I implore! Forget the words that made u&part, And love me as of yore ! Oh ! bitter, bitter were the words That made no iThrt before ; But oh! forget them—oh! forget, And love me as of yore! We meet, but ah ! thy look is eold, And cold in every tone; We meet, but ah ! as strangers meet— Thy every smile is gone. Oh! chide me not, nor look so cold, But smile as once before ; And take me to your heart again, And love me as of yore ! WHY 'WILLY WAS A BACHE- A TRUE NARRATIVE I had no eyes for beauty on the spot.— The fading trees, golden in the autumn sunset, the liquid melody of the flowing river, the songs of thrush and blackbird ringing out in thrilling music on the still air, the perfume of fresh hay from the newly-mown meadows near, had no charms for me. I was tired from a long day's angling, and vexed at its total want of success. I had not a single trout in my basket, and had been whipping the stream from morning till now, when I sat down, fatigued and fretful, on the soft sward in a lovely valley studded with ash trees, without the excitement of a single rise or nibble. I had changed and scolded my flies a hundred times in the course of the glowing day, and included the shopman who had sold them to me. I had tried worm and grub, and a variety of strange insects captured by the bank of the river. But all was futile—the trout would not take. Those who have vainly angled will understand and sympathize with my ill temper when I gave up in despair towards seven o'clock in the evening. After rest ing for some moments, and looking sulkily at the river, I began to untie my tackling, vexedly snapping it whenever it chanced to tangle, and breaking the hooks whenever they chanced to fasten in my line. Don't do that,' said a voice near me. I looked up and saw an old man lean ing on a short ash stick, quietly observing my impatient movements. 'Don't destroy your tackling in that way; only have patience, and you'll soon disentangle it.' I mad; no remark. Had you any sport 'No.' There's plenty of fish in the river for all that.' There may be.' May be yJur flies are not good. Let me look at 'en], will you V He came to me without waiting for a reply, and took the flies in his hand. There isn't a trout in the river that would look at 'em, even if the day was good.' There were some crumbs of consolation in this, as blame, to some extent, was this cast on other things besides my want of Have you no other files but these hum bugs I gave him the box oontaining all the flies I had. He sat down near me and spread them out on some paper with an air of criticism that would have charmed old Izaak Walton. I don't see three flies here worth put ting up—all gimoraoks,' said he, after a short examination. This hare's ear and yellow would kill, maybe, only for this silver rolled round the body. This black gnat is the beet of all ; but that's spoiled by the red silk there under the wings.— 'Twasn't you that tied them that way, was No ; I bought them in Dublin.' g If the day oquizood itself , , you wouldn't killdwith them. Anyhow, 'twee too bright tutbOt 'Twill be' first rate aftetenmEmt. .you're.not in a inriy, omuo - up to. my Going along the road to the village inn at which I was lodging, I could think of nothing but my strange companion. Was he a little insane ? What was the reason there was no trace of any relation what ever in his neat cottage? Why such ex traordinary conduct on my asking the simple question, did he shoot ? I tried in a variety of ways to answer to myself these mental queries, but could arrive at no satisfactory conclusion. At supper, I resolved to consult the waiter, and began to narrate my adventure, beginning, as I have done in this sketch, by saying how I had met my enigmatical companion. The oriole stopped me at once. Sure, sir, that's Willy Regan, the old bachelor.' Further inquiries into the cause of Willy .Regan's celibacy made me acquaint ed with the story I here repeat. Thirty-five years before Willy Regan attracted my attention by the abrupt ad monition chronicled here, he was in his twenty-sixth year, and unsurpassed in the parish for manly beauty and engaging dis position. Of course, he was in love ; as does not always happen, he was luckily so, for he was an accepted suitor of Ellen Mangan, the loveliest girl in that side of the country. They were to be married in the spring-time following the winter with which this sketch has to do. The friends of all the parties interested in the alliance were pleased and satisfied with it. Happy state of things—too rare in the ways of the world in the matter of matrimony in general. It was winter time. The snow lay upon the fields white and spotless, and upon the highways sodden and stained. There was a mist over the landscape like a pall, though the sun shone ; but it was cool and without brilliance, like a dull moon. There was no wind, and sounds from afar were heard with startling distinctness through the death-like stillness. Birds were silent, and the leafless branches of the trees and bushes drooped sadly. The brooks and rivers struggled feebly through the broken ice. Peasants, with their hair white from the freezing atmosphere, paused often in their work to stamp their chilled feet on the iron sod. It was as dreary a winter day as had been seen for the season, but withal a good day for duck and woodcock shioting ; and Willy Regan, the best shot in the parish, took his fowling piece in hand, left his warm cottage, and crossed the fields towards a neighboring moor, where both kinds of game abounded. His way lay over an eminence, and he paused a while to look down on the wintry prospect. It was hard to conceive the dreary, frozen country below him as it used to appear in summer weather. Those ghastly, frost- I crusted bushes growing by that iron road —were they fragrant hawthorn brambles that oast such sweet perfume on the warm air, where Ellen had wanderad in delight ful converse, or more delightful silence, along the same road, shiny and pleasant in THAT COUNTRY IS THE MOST PROSPEROUS WHIRR LABOR CKMMANDEI THE GILIATIBT SIMARD.' - LANCASTER CITY, PA., TUESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 8, 1863. the bright month of May ? The smooth expanse of deathly white streaked the veins of frozen streams, looking inky black in contrast—was it the smooth, daisy-be spangled sward on which village children played, making the summer evening ring with joyous laughter ? It was hard to believe that this death-like landscape was, so short a time ago, so full of life and beauty. These thoughts were in Willy Regan's mind as he plused a few moments on the eminence referred to, and they made him sad. He resumed his way, reached the moor, and the frequent reports of his fowling piece soon resounded through the lifeless air. Game was plentiful, and he did not miss a shot. Yet he felt no exhilaration in his sport, as he was wont to do. Again and again, the sadness induced by that look down on the wintry country, from the hill, returned and oppressed him. Those rambles under the perfumed hawthorn trees, now so cold and ghastly ; seemed memories of a past that was never to be equalled by any future. It was in vain he tried to cheer his mind by the recollectjon that this white pall of snow would surely pass away ; that the hawthorn trees would bud and grow beautiful again; that after dreary winter would come cheery spring time ald glowing summer. It was in vain, he said to himself, that Ellen would soon be his wife, and mentally he pictured scenes of domestic bliss and quiet oou tentment. An opposing voice whispered The trees may become beautiful again; the snow may pass away; the spring and summer may return joyous and sunny as ever ; but you will never feel the happi of the past again !' A gloomy foreboding of evil, that could not be shaken off, oppressed him through out the whole of the leaden day. He turned homewards when the sun was sinking—blood-colored, without any of a summee sunset's glorious beauty—behind the western mountains. The house of his betrothed was not very far out of his way, and naturally enough, he resolved to call there ere he went home. When within about fifty yards of it, a woodcock sprang from a furze-brake near him. He was car rying his gun under his arm uncooked, so he was not prepared to fire before the bird was out of range. He stopped and looked after it. Willy, Willy, he's landed in the dyke below the road,' called a man from a height near him—it was Ellen Mangan's father. Go straight on the road, Willy, and you'll put him up.' Willy creired both barrels of his gun, and walked forward briskly. The moment he reached the road, the woodcock sprang again. The gun was raised and one barrel discharged instantly, bringing down the luckless creature quite dead. Another besides the owner heard the name Willy called ; one to whom the owner and the name very dear—Ellen Mangan. She came out of the house at the moment that Willy fired at the wood cock. Her lover saw her at once, and turned down the road towards her, forget ting to put down the hammer of the un discharged barrel of his gun. Ellen came forward to meet him, leaving the door open, through which a bright fire was seen to shine. They met, and Willy wound his sinewy left arm around the beautiful girl's graceful waist.. ' How is my dearest Elly this evening he whispered. They waited until Mr. Mangan came down from the height end joined them. I am glad you came this way, Willy. Nell has a nice dinner just ready.' They then walked down the road to the housa, Ellen now leaning fondly on Willy's arm. All sadness had vanished from his blow. As he felt the beating of that lov ing little heart he so well knew was all his own, what could he have to do with gloomy forebodings 7 They reached the threshhold, and the welcome odor of savory viands floated out to meet them. It makes me hungry to smell it,' said Willy, with a laugh. Ellen also laughed, and disengaging the hand which Willy was pressing to her side, entered the house. She turned round when within the door way, still laughing merrily, when Willy slipped on a frost -covered stone without, Pn d the loaded barrel of his gun went off. Ellen screamed and fell. With a wild cry of terror, Mr. Mangan ran to her and raised her in his arms. Willy stood silent and motionless, with horror in every feature, on the spot where the gun had fallen from his hand after going oil. She gave a low sigh of pain while lying against her father's breast, and she murmured— Willy, Willy !' gMy love, my dearest love ! Oh ! good God!' cried Willy, kneeling at her feet in an agony of horror. The terrified servants crowded around confusedly. Mr. Mangan drew her softly into the cheerful parlor, where the light of the candles discovered the bosom of her dress saturated with blood. She had fainted. 6 Oh ? my good God !' murmured Willy, striking his clenched hand against his forehead. Ride to town for the doctor, one of you,' said Mr. Mangan, looking up fiercely at the group of servants. He was kneeling, still supporting the senseless girl—her lovely head leaning motionless against his breast. Willy started, ran from the room, and was in the stable saddling a horse in a, moment. The next moment he was gal loping madly through the yard to the road that led to the adjoining town. Fast along the road, over frost -encrusted stones and hardened snowheaps, fast past stark trees and dismal ice-prisoned brooks, fast by cottages whose lights glimmered cheerfully, on the cold, black night, and fast by mis erable cabins, whose inmates, without fire or food, froze and starved. So inta the town and through it, tilt the gasping horse was reined up at the doctor's house. The doctor—a kind-hearted man, and a skilful one in his profession—hurried out from his pleasant hearth, surprised and alarmed at the loud and continued knock ing at his door. Few words passed, and back along the bleak wood rattled the doctor's gig, to which the horse Willy brought was harnessed. In vain the doc tor implored his young companion to spare the exhausted animal ; lash after lash was rained upon him to‘urge on his failing speed, and the cruel whip drew blood from his smoking flanks. Fast again along the bleak road—no rest, no mercy for the horse till the farm yard is reached. 'Easy now, easy now, said the doctor, as' the servants , crowded around him, all talking together! Let us be cool—one at a time, one at a time. Is she sensi ble 'l' g No, sir; not now—she was a while ago,' said an old woman. We put her to bed a while ago, and she opened her eyes for a bit, and—' Now show ma the room. Let no one come with me but Willy Regan.' Willy and the doctor followed the old servant woman through the little parlor and up stairs to Ellen's room. Ellen lay outside the ooverlet, still supported in her father's arms, her head resting. on his breast. She was, insensible. The doctor opened the bosom of her dress, gently washed away the clotted blood, and examined the wc und. Well, doctor V whispered Willy. Very bad case I fear. Is it long since she spoke ? Did she speak at all since it happened ?' Yea ; once before Willy went for you —then she fainted. She opened her eyes again since we brought her up here, and called out ' Willy, Willy !' twice, very low in voice—since that she did not stir. Will she die, doctor ?' said Mr. Mangan, in a soft, plaintive voice, terrible in its un natural freedom from excitement. I fear there's little hope ; but I'll do what I can.' She lay in a state of stupor all night and the next day. The watchers never left her bedside. It was about six o'clock in the evening of the next day when she opened her eyes and gazed languidly about her. Her glance after a while fell on Willy, and her face lit up with an expression of joy. She spoke in a barely audible voice. These disconnected words were all that could be understood— 'Willy—meant—to do—it—oh ! no —no no !' Perceiving that she was not understood, she, with an effort of evident pain, said clearly, and even loudly— ' Come to me, Willy.' He came and took her hand. Fierce self-reproach had, as it were, scorched his eyes and left him no tears. Dark lines of agony were visible on his face. He pressed her hand silently to his heart. ' You could not help it, Willy,' she said, slowly and distinctly, each word evidently causing pain ; you could not help it, dear. Good-bye.' She raised herself quickly, and drew her arms around his neck and kissed him,— Then she sank back, murmuring— ' Pray for me, pray for me !' And so she died. The white-plumed hearse bore her across the snowy road to the church yard a few days afterwards, and the iron ground was dug up, and they buried her. The grief of her father and betrothed was silent, and made no sign. They walked side by side behind the coffin, and stood side by side close to the grave as it was filled in. Many people looked reproachfully at Willy Regan, and the unrbservant or thought less said his motionless face was evidence of want of feeliug or remorse. But that night, some laborers, returning home late from the village, heard suppressed groan ings as they passed the church yard. Their curiosity overcame their terror, and they peered over the wall, and saw a man stretched on his face in the frost-whitened grass of the newly -made grave. They called to him, and then he started up and walked away. But by the bright moonlight they recognized grief-stricken Willy Regan. Time, the soother of every human ill and affliction, in the course of years claimed and softened the grief of her father and relatives. Sho became a memory of the past to them, the recalling of which was not without a saddened satisfaction. And no conversation gave more interest around the winter fireside than a talk about poor Ellen, whom they buried long ago—how good she was, how ;gentle and how beau tiful, and what a melancholy death was hers. And time, too, softened the passionate, tearless agony which tore Willy Regan's breast. But he was, from the day of the burial, a changed man. Ho became very gentle and reserved—he had heretofore been open and fiery ; and, from being the keenest sportsman and best shot in the country, became morbidly nervous about firearms—an eccentricity which increased with his years, until the mention of a gun was sufficient to recall all the first agony of the less of Ellen, l and place wildly before his mind vividly every circumstance of her tragic death. As he grew old, this eccentricity was all that showed that he still had the memory of his first and only love green in his heart. He mingled as before in meetings of business, and even sometimes of pleas ure, and in the natural desire of rest from work in recreation, l he became a passion ate lover of the angle. He always turned indifferently, if not with disgust, from the proposals of marriage made by those who take upon themselves the office of match makers for the parish. And as his farm was a good one, and his position respecta ble, these proposals were frequent and often troublesome. However, it became pretty clear to these self-elected supporters of Hymen, after re peated failures, what was Willy Regan's delermination, and they now allow him to live tit,: life of an old bachelor. Some years ago an old sign painter, who was very cross, very gruff, and a little deaf, was engagedto paint the Ten Com mandments on some tablets in a church not five miles from, Buffalo. He worked two days at it, and at the end of the second day the pastor of the church came to see how the work progressed. The old man stood by, smoking a short pipe, as the reverend gentleman ran his eyes over the tablets. Eh ?' said the pastor, as his familiar eye detected something wrong in the wording of the precepts ; why, you care less old person, you have left a part of one of the commandments entirely out ; don't you see ?' No ; no such thing,' said the old man, putting on his spectacles ; no ; nothing left out—where Why,, there,' persisted the pastor ; look P t them in the Bible ; you have left• some of the commandments out.' Well, what if I have ?' said old Obsti nacy, as he ran his eye complacently over his work, what if r have ? There's more there now than you'll keep!' Another and a more oorreot artist was employed the next day. A FABLE. How many persons, like the one spoken of in the following fable, rely upon their neighbors and friends to do their work whilst they themselves loaf around the the town,' in the shops of their more in (lnterim neighbors, on the street corners and various other places, discussing the charaoter of this man and that woman, whilst their business at home is suffering for want of attention. Finally, because no one else will do the work for them, business dwindles away, and customers seek other places of trade before the owner thinks of saying I'll do it myself,' he is without customers, and consequently with out means to replenish his stook in trade —hopelessly ruined : An old lark, who had a nest of young ones in a field of corn, which was almost ripe, was not a little afraid the reapers would be set to work before her lovely brood were fledged enough to be able to be re moved from the place. One morning, therefore, before she took her flight to seek for somathing to feed them with, my dear little creatures,' said she, be sure, that in my absence you take the strictest notice of every word you hear, and do not fail to tell me as soon as I come home' Some time after she was gone, in came the owner of the field, and his son. ' Well George,' said he, this corn, I think, is ripe enough to be out down , so, to-mor row morning, go as soon as you can see, and desire onr friends and neighbors to come and help us, and tell them we will do as much for them the first time they want us.' When the old lark came back to her nest, the young ones began to nestle and chirp about her; begging her, after what they had heard, to remove them as soon as she could. Hash,' said she, • hold your silly tongues, if the farmer depends upon his friends and neighbors, you may take my word for it that this corn will not be reaped to-morrow.' The next morning, therefore she went out again, and left the same order as before. The owner of the field came soon after, to wait for those he had sent for ; but the sun grew hot, and not a single man came to help him. Why, then,' said he to his son, I'll tell you what my boy, those friends of ours forgot us ; yon must therefore, run to your uncles and cousins, and tell them that I shall expect to see them to-morrow early, to help us to reap.' Well, this also the young ones told their mother, as soon as she came home, and in a sad fright they were. Never mind it, children,' said the old one, for if that be all, you may take 'my word for it that his brethren and kinsmen will not be forward to assist him as he seems willing to believe. But mark,' said she,' , what you hear the next time, and let me know without fail.' The old lark went abroad the next day as usual ; ;but when the poor farmer saw that his kinsmen were as backward as his neighbors why, then,' said he, since your uncles and cousins so neglect us, do you get a couple good sickles against to morrow morning, and we will reap the corn ourselves, my boy.' When the young ones told their mother this, Now, my little dears,' said she, we must be gone, indeed ;for when a man re solves to do his work himself, you may de pend upon it, it will be done.' Mr. Blifkin's First Baby. BY B. P. SIIILLABER The first baby was a great institution. As soon as he came into this breathing world,' as the late Wm. Shakespeare has it, he took command in our house. Every thing was subservient to him. The baby was the balanoe wheel that regulated everything. He regulated the temper ature, be regulated the food, he regulated the servants, be regulated me. For the first six months of that precious existence, he had me up on an average six times a might. Mr. 13lif kins,' says my wife, bring that light here, do ; the baby looks strangely ; I'm afraid it will have a fit.' Of course the lamp was brought, and of course the baby lay sucking his fist, like a little white bear as he was. Mr. Blifkins,' says my wife, 4 I think I feel a draft of air ; I wish you would get up and see if the window is not open a little, beoause baby might get sink.' Nothing was the matter with the window, as I knew very well. Blif kins,' said my wife, as I was going to sleep again, that lamp, as you have placed it, shines directly in baby's eyes— strange that you have no more considera tion.' arranged the light an 4 went to bed again. Jost as I was dropping to sleep again, Mr. Blifkins,' said my wife' did you think to buy that aroma to-day for the baby 7' My dear,' said I, will you do me the injustice to believe that I could overlook a matter so essential to the comfort of that inestimable child ?' She apologized very handsomely, but made her anxiety the soape-goat. I for gave her, and without saying a word more to her, I addressed myself to sleep. Mr. Blifkins,' said my wife, shaking me, g you must not snore so—you will wake the baby.' Just so—just so,' said I, half asleep, thinking I was Solon Shingle. 6 Mr. Blifkins,' said my wife, will you get up and hand me that warm gruel from the nurse lamp for baby2—the dear child! if it wasn't for its mother I don't know what he would do. How can you sleep so, Mr. Blifkins 4 I suspect, my dear,' said I, ' that it was because I am tired.' gO, it's very well for yon men to talk of being tired,' said my wife; I don't know what you would say if you had to toil and drudge like a poor woman with a baby.' I tried to soothe her by telling her' she had no patience at all, and got up for the posset. Having aided in answering to the baby's, requirements, I stepped into bed again with the hope of sleeping. Mr. Blifkins,' said she, in a louder key. I said nothing. 4 0, dear,' said that estimable woman in great apparent anguish, g how can a man, who has arrived at the honor of a live baby of his own, sleep, when he don't know that the poor creature will live, till morning I remained silent, and, after a while, deeming that Mrs. Blif king had gone to sleep, I stretohed my limbs for repose.— BUCHANAN. How long 1 slept, l don't know,. but I was awakened by. a-furious jab in the foreheid j from some. sharp instrument. I started up and Mrs. Blifkins was sitting up in bed adjusting some portion of the baby's dress. She had, in a state of semi -somnolence, mistaken my head for the pillow, which she enstoniarily used for a nocturnal pin cushion. I protested against such treat ment in sornewhatiounct terms—pointing to givers' perforations in my forehead. She told me should willingly bear such ills for the salre.of the baby. I insisted upon it that I didn't ithink my duty as s parent.to the _immortal, required the sur render of my ; forehead as a pin -cushion. This was one of the many nights passed in this way. The truth is, that baby was What every man's first baby is—an auto crat—absolute and unlireited.^-,,,10 Such was the story of Blif kins as he related it to us the other day. It is a little exaggerated picture of almost every man's experienee.—Boston Evening Ga zette. A SNAKE STORY.—During the Florida war, said the speaker, I was in the Amer ican Army. One day 1 shouldered my gun and went in search of game. In , pass ing through a swamp I saw something a few feet ahead of me, lying, upon the pound, which had every appearance of a log, it being some forty feet in length, and about a foot in diameter, So positive was I that I saw nothing but a log that I paid no attention to it ; the fact is I wo'd have swore before a court of justice that it was a log, and nothing else. You see - I never heard of snakes growing to such huge dimensions, and_ the fact is I never should have believed it if I had. Well, between me and the log, as I took it to be, was a miry place, which it was necessary for me to avoid. I therefore placed the butt of my gun on the ground before me, and springing upon it, lit right on top of —What do you suppose A boa constrictor, said one. No. What then Just what I supposed it was—a log, said the wag. An officer who was inspecting his company one morning, spied a private whose shirt w is sadly begrimmed. Patrick O'Flynn !' called out the cap tain. 6 Here, your honor,' promptly respon ded the man, with his hand to his cap How long do you wear a shirt V than dered the officer. Jist 28 inches, yer honor,' was the re oinder. riE LANCASTER INTELLIGENCER JOB PRINTING ESTABLISHMENT, No. 8 NORTH DUKE STREET, LANCASTER, PA. The Jobbing Department is thoroughly furnished with new and elegant type of every description, and is under the charge of a practical and experienced Job Printer.— The Proprietors are preparod to PRINT CHECKS, NOTES, LEGAL BLANKS, CAR BILL HEADS AND HANDBILLS,DS AND CIRCULARS, PROGRAMMES AND POSTERS, PAPER BOOKS AND PAMPHLETS, BALL TICKETS AND INVITATIONS, PRINTING IN COLORS AND PLAIN PRINTING, with neatness, accuracy and dispatch, on the most reason ble terms and in a manner not excelled by any establish. ment in the city-. Air. Orders from a distance, by mail or otherwise' promptly attended to. Address • GEO. SANDERSON it SON, Intelligencer Office No. 8 North Duke street, Lancaster, Pa. D R. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE MENT. THE GREAT E% TER NAL REMEDY. FOR RHEUMATISM, GOUT, NEURALGIA, LUMBAGO, STIFF NECK AND JOINTS, SPRAINS, BRUISES, CUTS AND WOUNDS, PILES, HEADACHE, AND ALL RHEUMATIC AND NER VOUS DISORDERS. DR. STEPHEN SWEET, OF CONNECTICUT, The Great DR. STEPHEN SWEET, OF CONNECTICUTNaturaI Bone Setter. Is known all over the DR. STEPHEN SWEET, OF CONNECTICUT, United States. Is the author of "Dr. Sweet's Infallible Liniment." DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Cures Rheumatism and never fails. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Is a certain remedy for Neuralgia. DE. SWEET'S. INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Cures Burns and Scalds Immediately. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Is the bast known Remedy for Sprains and Bruises. DE. SWEET'd INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Cures Headache immediately and was never known to fail. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Affords immediate relief for Piles, and seldom fails to cure. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Cures Toothache in one Minute. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Cares Cuts and Woande immediately and leaves no scar. DR.. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Is the best remedy for Sores In the known world. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Iles been used by more than a million people, and all praise it. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Is truly a "friend In need," and every family sivitld have It at hand. DR. SWEET'S INFALLIBLE LINIMENT Is for sale by all Druggists. Price 25 and 50 cents. RICHARDSON & CO., Bole Proprietors, Norwich, Ct. Jgdii- For sale by all Dealers. [June 23 ly 24 FANCY FURS! FANCY FURS:: TORN PAREIRA, 718 Anon 13Tazz.. (below Bth south side,) PHILADELPHIA. Importer, Mannfactur Maud Dealer in all kinds PAITOY FURS! for Ladies' and Children I wish to return m: thanks to my friends o Lanouitei and the sot rounding counties, for they very liberal patronage en tended to ine during th last few years, and wont say to them that I no, have in etc-- , Importation and Manufacture a very r — ii — rtensive assort ment of all the different kinds and qualifier! of Fancy Furs, for Ladles and Children, that will he worn during the Fall and Winter seasons. Being the direct Importer of all my Furs from Europe, and having them ell Manufactured under my own atiper vision—enablee me to offer my customers and the public a much handsomer 'set of Purls for the same money. Ladies please give me a call before purchasing! Please remember the name, number and street. JOHN FABEIBA, No. 718 Arch Street, Philadelphia. Erm G REATEST VARIETY OF PHOTO. GRAPH ALBUMS. We would call the attention or persons to ow lap stock of PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS. We have the largest and best stock ever brought to the city. OVER 100 DIFFERENT STYLES, VARYING IN PRIOR FROM 76 CENTS TO 20,00 DOLLARS. Oalrand see for yourself at JOHN SHEAFFEB'S Cheap Oash Book Store, Y 8 North Queen street, Lancaster. act 14 [Examiner, Titan and Inquirer copy.] tf 40 lICTIONEERI.N G • A BENJAMIN P. ROWE respectfully Informs the pub. lic that he will attend to Crying Bales of Real and Personal property in any !nut of the county.' Those wishing his servicee are requested to apply to Gerardo! 'Martian, .Eaq., at the Prothonotary's Mae, who will promptly attend to the matter. Letters addressed to me at Bmithsille P. 0., Lancaster ounty, will be promptly attended to. 11111)17 tf 7 M 74,22,gt g5 4m 7 . 1 13A- - ..3,... eti eg.a.1.22122.j , ;a O 4.9220.0z'a1. gm.4ll;_gg-,;;VgeB... 'e tl",.Ergt4p a g"-ge—E,gE:!algt.4 4 , Pet6of:4:,Tr. gIgV4AVIM I - 0 1 . 84 aW4 - gell.l , qB 5 42 , 1 1 E`;;naligE 4 giq o Mt 2 l27itE4-rapi Pk 4 , 42P18,41A..8L2T'L' Wnl:P a hi= r4 e. akPrJhAAlit:,-ivt.l ve.., 7 ;127,a , gt—E , 121 -1 fllnTeania4; tore, of my owl WHITE DIES HURT EULEAHERICA 3 THB OHIABEBT PAPER' THHLIBHEID Porty-Elght Columns of Feeding Metter Per. Week fortaal per , 'Year! TIM ONLY NEW YORK PAPER, MARS UP &- CLAMMILY FOR COUNTRY. OIROUL&TION. New. of the Week, with the Cattle, Produce, end other Markets, Carefully Reported. NEW YORK D. 4 Y- - B0 0 X 8011 1864. WHITE MEN'S LIMETITS--ETATEI RIGHTS.- FEDERAL 17NION. The New York Day-Bookis an Independent,'lternoolatio Journal, holding, with the late &miter Douglas, that " this Government lit made on the whits bUi by *ha* men, for the benefit of white men and their posterity for ever." It le a large double sheat,witb fort/' 104 columns of reading matter, and in allll reepeein—w= for Markets, News, Literary or Agricultural Iraq on—la not inferior to any as a pelltical or fanilljnewsnaned In Its political department, itgrapples boldly with e,real el:melon before ,the Awe loan People , ; and pm : al . ..Lit only philoeophy Of it which cart`rmtat the mat of Abolltlonient. lelhiniddiatie in•thellbridnedi=f the term—the defender of the People's. Bights; but 1$ ii the upholder'of no party chleadery or: trickeryat i Ls dot only for Peace, but irshows hoirjand hew only; ant Peace can be obtained, and the gletiognfildt• comment of Washington motored, visa by the utter route. overthrow, and extermination of Abolitionism from American soli • •.. ' • . .. ~ _.. ~.. .. The Day-Book is now the only weekly political In Naw , York 'city made up . esnltudVely! nu , ibinitiy, tlon. All the others are rehashed, from the -00.411040 of some dally piper, which , rendikir it 'almOirt lixtVWbiti 'to give , ao con4date and general..a Summary o l 4 l 4it:fr fi as In the ether case . Pentane' about itibscriblag bistd take.this into consideration. - Ddcaparatsi also, Deist 10 it that sound . papers are circulated among I,he ple a , or Abolitioulsed will never beiput down: ;. Alt &W 6 to recite the arguments of Abolltloniatk 81101 d4 - ,10 0 4, X/ 0 , Day:Book. :One Copy; one year =RAM -I°Q Three Copies, one, 00 . Five Copies, one year.-- 7.50 Ten Copies, one year, and one'to idiagebc ter up of the Cdnb ....... .. Twenty Copies, onayear, and one ta‘tet. ter up of the Club • ....Ste° Additional Goides, each The name thepost Mot, - epanty-tuld !Stabs, ididam in all cases, ES plainly given in every letter. • 'Payment alwayd in a dtance, and all papers' ped when the time of anbairiptimapaid fps expires. ' Address, , VAN EVF/E, HORTON $ NU. 18/ Miaow StiOet, Niw TeAr• SPECIAL OFFERS. • We desire this year , hi placelkdbrit'alefilienPoflabrtharti readers the groat doctrine , ' ti t s 4:4118°4 itZl,lll4 question of the Races. We confluetilly ve journal were placed in thehands of prieddalf ,ttptoroto of the northern States between this time and November, 1884, the Democrats could not fall to tarty tea Denali:!!; deaths! election. We therefore make the followintuffetv, net in' the light of prises; and notevenu belittles 'be proiltable--for we can sweaty afford it--but Wlely . to secure a widerdissemituttimi 'of the Views *Etat Ws pro fouudly believe will save our country CLUES OF TWENTY, For a club of twenty beside thesxtra paper nosdadroba, we will send a copy of Dr. Van -Everie's great wprk of "Negroes and Negro Slavery,. ths third edition: of "Mon. is Just ready. Price SLOO. CLEM OF FIFTY. - • • For a club of fifty subscribers, at ESN Ire Will AP:ad, Ono extra paper, and a complete set of our. " Anti-Abolition Publications," the prices of 'which, taken MgethinVlMMtint to $1.75. _ _ CLUBS OF ONE E,ENDEED - - • •... In relation to clubs of one hundred, we will eay 4,144; Whoever will scud us one hundred subscribers at obi tints, the club to be sent to one address, sod begin end end at the same time, we will receive thepspers at $lOOl nov 17 tf 45) H. & Co. TIE.. SWEET'S JJ INFALLIBLE LINIMENT,. ZILE GREAT EXTERNAL REMEDY. . FOR RHEUMATISM, GOUT, NEURALGIA, GO, STIFF NEM AND JOINTS,- SPRAXNSj .IrIIMS OUTS AND WOUNDS, PILES, HEADACHE, AND ALL RHEUMATIC! AND NNE- VCIII3 DIBOAPRatik. For all of which It is a speedy and certain remedy, and never falls. This Liniment is prepared fresh theancfpe hf Dr. Stephen Sweet, of Connecticut, the famous bone eetter, and has been used in his practice (Or' more , than't - Wahly years with the most:astonishing success. AB AN ALLEVIATOR OF PAIN, it Is unrivalledhy preparation before the public, of ,which the most elhiPthall may be convinced by a single trial.. This Liniment will cure, rapidly 'and radically,' itilea mane Disorders of every kind, and in thousands of caeca where it has been used it has never been known to FOR NEURALGIA, it will afford immediate , relief In every case, however distressing. It wilt relieve the worst cases of HEADACHE to .tlaree minutes and is warranted to do it. TOOTHACHE also will it cure Instantly. • , FOB, NERVOUS DEBILITY AND GENERAL lkSilli.l— arising - from imprudence or excese,' ! M6 idd is a moat happy and unfailing remedy. Acting directly:intact the nervous tissues, it strengthens and revivifies 'the *yd. tern, and restores it to elasticity and vigor. ; I: FOR PILES.—As an external remedy, we claim that it is the best known, and we challenge the World to- prodirdiiaiu equal. Every victim of this distressing complaint Sbesild give it a trial, for it will not fall to afibrd ittlMBdlitetellef and in a majority of cases will effect a radical cure: • QUINSY AND SORE THROAT are sometfmed extreMilly malignant and dangerous, but a timely application or till, Liniment will never fall to cure. SPRAINS are sometimes very obetanate, and enlarge. Went of the joints is liable to occur if neglected. Thervrorst case may be conquered by this Liniment In two' or three days. BRUISES, OUTS, WOUNDS; BORES. ULCERS, mi and SCALDS, yield readily to the wondeifulheeding'pro• pertiee of Dr. Sweet's Infallible Liniment when wad ac cording to directions. Also, CHILBLAINS; PROMID BEET, INSECT BITES and STINGS. Every Horse Owner should hale' this remedy - at itinld, for its timely use at the ant appearance of Ltimenaffll effectually prevent those formidable dbalases,to Wadi all horses are liable, and. which rebder , strimany'. othellebta valuable horses nearly worthless. Over four hundred voluntary teatbnonlale to the:vrontlei, ful curative properties of this Liniment have been recelvpd within the last two years, and many of them front y{eisbne in the highest ranks of life. _ CAUTION. To avoid Imposition, observe the Signature edulidltttaists of Dr. Stephen Sweet on every label, and also n Stephen Sweet's Infallible Liniment"' blown In the gWa' ditch bottle, without which none are genuine. SIOEIAIWSOI4 & 00, Sole Proprietors, Norwleh, CIL 'Jtinele ly 21 For Sale by all Dealers. ami .g.,17 -g g - 0 ' 4 Ifll-! ■W :111e,tita a =el m - -t p,,LB 011, oa - 217:8 2i xf: 1 441:t 2 .: 4 111 6 4 "M 214 0M14t1 3 1 pt-510- 0 2414P11 z 1. , , 2 Q WIW 4. .g- ° 4 411 P2 00. Iztt m 0,22113 m - " «; 222 rma,i.!°* El " 4 8 n 2224, 14 14 . 1 "10-. 'U.: .30 °AI m ml atiftiqfp.. .. 1 gv . ;,&17 r.a al i •• • & H. T. ANTIIONT, • DIANETACTIIREAS OHPHOHOGRAITIO MATHIRLIT,4 501 BROADWAY, 'N. 'Y CARD PHOTOGRAP.II.B Our Catalogue now embraces considerably over YOUR THOUSAND different subjects (to which additions are continually being medalist Portraits of .I:aimed Amid. cans, etc., viz: 72 Major Generals, 190 Brigadier Generals, 269 Colonels, 134 Lieutenant Colonels, arr Other Officers, 60 Navy Officers, 525 Stateemen, 127 Divines, 116 Authors, 80 821111'.218iage, 46 Prominent Women, 147 Prominent Nonalmiatirtralts. 2,600 COPIES OF WORKS Olertß.T - ;„ Including reproductions of the met oelebrert4 7 ,l= loge, Paintings, Statues, Ac. Ostalognee 'sent on to Otamp. An order for one dosiin PIODMINBIfront oar Catalogue will be filled on receipt of $l.BO, and - pinit by malt, free. PROTOGRIPHIC ALBUMS Of these we matinfactrire a great' ririgingo price from 50 cents tcrsso each, Our ALBUMS have the'repotation . of beingitiprfriei beauty and durability to en Y otherd. The amailerciiithde can be sent safely by mild a Postage Of dz cent& psi OS. The more expensive can be sent by exprem We also keep a large assortmon t-cd 17.111111BOOPER AND STERESCOPIO VIEWS. Ournittal of3h e will be sent to any addrilks on receipt of Siam -, 8., .T. ANTHONY; Manufacturers of Photegriphio 601 Broadway, New York. • , . Friends or relatives of prominent ndlitaryinenwiti non• for a favor by sending us their likenesses to copy.: They will to kept careffilly and returned UnDijureal. Pine Albums niade:to order for Coneeptions tia Premien* to their Pastor, or for other purposbei witli suitable in scriptions, fro. - tatigloB6lkir ULIEA.PEUEIFVE , CHEAP noon - 'll. 0 . lio.•32zraßTH.QmorMer_."- • - '•TELE " PLACE • TO 8-011001, B.OOKS -& ' SCHOCI L - B TA TI9Nr I 4 I.I E. ooakinzega At. dilifoutr .• BEADINO,AND EPELIT NEI 1: 1 00%: ARITHMETIOS AND AWED GRAMMARS ANIYETYMO • . DICTIONARIES AND. ILISTORM, PHILOSOPHIES, ko., Au. COPY LETTEX ANDI3° TAIMIVX&Pkt - E.. 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