'ittt.Ati,frl . t.„&:: VOL. LXIV nu LANCASTER INTELLIGENCER BLISHLD ITZRY TUESDAY, AT NO. 8 NORTH DIM 811LEZT, BY GEO. SANDERSON. T.E RMS. SMiwareviott.—Two Dollars per annum, payable in ad vance. No subscription discontinued until all arrow , ages are paid, unless at the option of the Editor. A.DVInVELEIZNENTEL—AdvertIaamenta, not exceeding one 'square, (12 lines,) will be inserted three times for one dollar, and twenty-five cents for each additional inser tion. Those of,,greater length in proportion. JOB Pausrmio--Bnch as Hand Bills, Posters, Pamphlets, Blanks, Labels, kc., &c., executed with accuracy and on the shortest notice. For The Intelligencer CHARITY. That man is happy in whose breast Is sown the seeds of love divine; And has no wish nor Will to wrest From any heart a good design. Rivers of goodness from hie heart As from a fountain waters flow, And favors more than words impart To many weary souls below. The poor he loves to serve and aid, And hears the humble prayer and eigh ; Doea i good to man of ev'ry grade, Confesses Liod their Lord on high. He censures none, nor neighbor blames, Nor twists his noblest traits to faults; Nor slanders, envies,, nor inflames To sinful Violence their thoughts The injuries of man forgives, And wipes them from memory's page; And all wrong feelings he outlives, By giving Waco to no vile rage. For evil ho returns not wrath, To enemies he shows no hate ; And for mischief no evil hath But friendly caution, temperate The griefs and anxious fears of men His own compassion sure excites; The weight of their misfortune then He kindly feels and mitigates. He heals the vain disputes of men, And quells the raging storms of wrath, And thus prevents much strife, and spleen, And animosity and grief. lie does the good of man promote At home, and all that near him lives— For which his name in heaven's wrote, And after death his work still lives. This is the fruit of love divine, This is the work it prompts to do, 'May many with this virtue shine Who humbly read these stanzas through. Naw PaoviDlvcr., Marsh 2d, 1863. SERENADE. Get de bones and get de banjo, get do sonndin' tana borin ! When de 'casion calls for moosic you can count dis nigger in;: And 1 feels do glow inspirin', as do instruments I take, For de 'casion is a serenade for Massa Liukin'e sake. Oh, limber up de fingers, Let de serenade begin ! When de 'casion calls for moosic You can count die nigger in. Oh, de Sangamingo darkoys had a standard which dey bore: 'Twas a pretty tittle baby's head, all dripping in its gore! And if we undahstand aright de President's Pro claim, lie tells do Dixie niggers dey may go and do do some ! Oh, limber. up do fingers, Let de serenade begin ! When de 'oasion calls for moosic You can count die nigger in ! Oh, de Sangamingo darkeys dare old Mamas took and tied, And den dey gut de handsaw and saw'd 'em till dey died ! And after dey had saw'd 'em till dey saw'd away dare lives, Yon may bet day had a good time a kissin' ob dare wives ! And if we undahstand him, Massa Linkin makes proclaim, Dat do niggers down in Dixie • Have a right to do de same ! Massa Beecher! Massa Cheever ! yotimust set apart a day, And get your Congo-rations for de handsaws for to pay; De little baby's curly head ourselves can easy get— And spike it to de standard while it's dripping warm and wet ! On de old Plantation homestead Waits de woe without a name, lY darkeys undahstand aright The President's Proclaim ! Oh, wake up, Massa Linkin ! for do night is not far spent, And hear do free Americans. of African descent ; Wid de bones and wid de banjo, and do soundin' tamborin, We have come to serenade you ere do sawin' we be gin ! We have come to serenade you, Ere we raise, with life blood red, De Sangamingo standard Ob de little baby's head ! [Logan (Onto) Gazette LETTER OF HON. C. R. BIICKALEW The Hon. C. R. BIICKALEIV sent the following letter in reply to an invitation to address the Democratic Central Club of Philadelphia on the 23d of February : To P. McCALL, Esq., Chairman of Com mittee : DEAR SIR : In response.to your friendly invitation, I have to express some views upon public topics, which may be submit ted to your meeting on the 23d instant. And I do this very cheerfully, although I cannot know that any words of mine will deepen popular conviction upon the neces sity of changing our rulers and overthrow ing their present policy, or quicken popu lar zeal for the accomplishment of these important objects. A conviction that the country is mis governed, the war mismanaged, and liberty itself in peril, is growing up in the public mind, and thousands ate alert, inquisitive, and critical, who gave to Government un calculating and enthusiastic support, found ed upon complete confidence, twelve months ago. The day of blind, headlong passion, and of confident, unquestioning trust in our rulers has passed, and the electoral duties of the citizens will now be discharged with a more intelligent com prehension than was possible in the earlier months of the war. The sure result of this will be to per fect the political revolution in the North and West, begun by the late elections, and to exclude the Republican party, with its sectional passions, its fanaticism, its cor ruption, and its incapacity, permanently from power. But can this be accomplished in time to save the country? to preserve its unity and liberty 1 And if these vital objects can be secured, either sooner or later, by the restoration of the Democratic party to power, upon what policy shall that party act in their attainment l• These questions are timely and important enough to occupy the space and leisure now at my bommand. Complete control in the State Government can be secured to our party' in October next. Control of the Federal Government can be obtained by it a year later, in the election of President, assuming that the renovation of Congress, now begun, shall go on and be consummated by that time. The time here mentioned must elapse before power can be completely lodged in safe handqj before the work of reconstruct ing the Union, and thoroughly reforming the Government can be performed. In the meantime, how much of calamity must we undergo To what measures of evil must we be subjected ? The public debt will be In addition to the signal advantages swollen enormously ; a financial crash may which will be secured to our cause by re come sweeping away private fortunes, and l versing the policy of the Administration— crippling public credit and power ; and it ;-by establishing other and truer doctrines is not impossible that in an hour of deeper- I than those just examined—the Democracy ation oar rulers may abandon the war, and ;loan takeinto account as one of the agen plass, A% barrier 4.,a. bact3rpioy, ,or ! i sies,for,Fotorin the Union, the powerful impertinence of a foreign mediation, in the way of re-union. Unquestionably, there are great dangers in the immediate future, and apprehension of evil is timely, and justified by the events of the past two years. But during this period of danger, of trial, of peril—this interval which sepa rates us from the day ofthe relief and secu rity—what shall be the attitude of our party toward the Administration and Ithe war This question may reasonably be asked by the thousands in this State, and by the thousands in other States who are willing to join it and assist in the redemp tion of the country. The question may be answered, in part, by referring to the past. The object .of the war was announced in the outset by a Resolution of Congress, which went out North and South, and to foreign countries, as the platform of the Government in its prosecution. That resolution announced the object of the war to be the defence and maintenance of the supremacy of the Con stitution and the preservation of the Union, with all the dignity, equality and rights of the several States unimpaired, and ex plicitly denied that it was waged in any spirit of oppression, or for any purpose of conquest or subjugation, or purpose of overthrowing or interfering with the rights or established institutions of the Southern States. This clear and emphatic resolution was accepted and approved by the Democracy, by the Border States, and by conservative men generally, and thereupon all the mag nificent resources of the country in men and money were put at the disposal of the Administration, for the prosecution of the war in accordance therewith, and it has had command of those resources unop posed and almost unquestioned down -to this hour. But the time came when this ground, of a contest for the supremacy of the Consti tution and the preservation of the Union, became, in the policy of the Administra tion, connected with if not subordinated to, another and different object. The tinsel rhetoric of Sumner, the dictatorial utter ances of G-reely, and the rabid violence of Phillips and Garrison, became of more. consequence at Washington than the views of the great majority of the people and the pledged faith of the nation. A policy of emancipation was announced, involving enormous expense, doubling the difficulties of the contest., and in flat contradiction of the solemn declaration upon the object of the war, just recited. And this was done by Presidential decree—the fiat of a single man—without authority, and at the in stance of a man who would be among the very last selected by the American people to advise their rulers. To this, and to all like departures from the Constitution and from good faith and sound policy, we are, and must remain, unalterably opposed. 1 say like departure, for the pretence of military necessity upon which emancipation has been announced, has been extended to other subjects besides the status of the negro, as the debates of the day abundantly testify. The seizure of citizens in States untouched by revolt, and their incarceration in distant prisons, re mote from witnesses who might testify in their favor, and from friends who might intercede for. them is one of the most prominent of these, and deserves all the condemnation it is receiving from the peo ple. The father of his Country, the anniver sary of whose birth you celebrate, had no conception of a doctrine of military neces sity as a substitute for the Constitution and laws of the land ; nor of those unde fined, unlimited powers, now asserted to exist in the President as Commander-in- Chief of the Army and Navyof the United States and of the militia of the States when called into actual service; nor can we recognize them except as baseless pre tensions, to be put down with strong pub- lie disapprobation at the earliest possible moment. Washington's views of military jurisdiction and conduct in a time of in surrection, were given to the army sent by him to quell the revolt in Western Pennsylvania in 1794; when he admon ished them, that every officer and soldier will constantly bear in 'mind that be comes to support the laws, and that it would be peculiarly unbeoowing in him to be in any way the infractor of them ; that the essen tial principles of a free government confine the province of the military when called forth on such occasions, to these two objects : first, to combat and. subdue all who may be found in arms in opposition to the national will and authority ; secondly, to aid and support the civil magistrates in bringing offenders to justice. ' The dis pensation of this justice belongs to the civil magistrates, and let it ever be our pride and our glory to leave the sacred deposit there inviolate.' In the spirit of this admonition, and of the Constitutional doctrine that ' the mil itary shall, in all cases, and at all times, be in strict subordination to the civil power,' we must stand 'opposed to the abuse of the military power in applying it to other purposes than those appointed and regulated by- law ; as the seizure of private property of non-combatants not legally liable to confiscation ; the seizure of hordes of negroes, and their support, instruction, transportation, drill and pay ment, as allies ; the seizure and imprison ment of Northern freemen, without law and against it ; the suppression of news papers, or the closing of the mails against them, and the encroachment upon the State jurisdiction by the appointment of sundry police officials to exercise powers undefined by and unknown to the laws.— What is asked is that the military power shall be applied and confined to its appro priate uses ; that there shall be no invasion upon liberty by it ; in short, that it shall be subjected to the domination of estab lished laws. And we are perfectly per suaded that Government will be all the stronger, all the more successful by follow ing this policy and sternly refusing to yield to the temptations which assail those en ,trusted with authority in revolutionary times. Let our rulers carefully imitate 1 the example of Washington, who exercised military powers in the Revolution with con stant respect for the laws and the author ity of the lintinental Uongress, unsettled as the time -were, and fruitful of pretexts for departure from regular and legitimate action. " THAT COUNTRY IS THE HOST PBOSPZEDUS INHERE LABOR COMMANDS THE GREATEST EXWABD."- -BUCHANAN. LANCASTER CITY, PA., TUESDAY MORNING, MARCH 10, 1863. and invaluable aid of allies in the Border and Confederate States—men who have gone into revolt reluctantly, or who now stand with divided inclinations, uncertain of the position they shall assume. The inane of > the war has always depended as much upon the determination and union of the Confederate Stake as upon the magni tude of the efforts Put forth by us against them. Manifestly, therefore, our true line of policy has been to divide them . ; to con cilitate a part of their population, and dampen the ardor of the revolutionary spirit by subjecting it to conservative op position in the very communities where it arose. The subjugation of the South by the mere exertion of ptry,sical force against it, assuming it to be really united and in earnest, is a work of extreme difficulty, and requires an amount of wisdom and vigor which our Administration has failed to exhibit. In a war of invasion upon the South, most formidable natural obstacles are to be encountered, and also the powers of the enemy, and our strength must be, or be made to be, adequate to overcome both. In short, in this case, allies in, the enemy's country were necessary to certain or prompt success, and to secure them all the arts of policy and all the means of con- ciliation within our power, should have been exerted But what is the policy of our rulers 1 s it not written in the history of the Crit enden Compromise and of the Peace Con erence Resolves 2 in Congressional enact- merits and in Presidential Proolamations No concession, no conciliation, but only sheer force to compel complete submission ! This policy, at once incalculating and im passioned, was persisted in until repeated disasters came to exhibit its folly and im potency. Yes ! the necessity of allies, utterly scouted in the outset, became de monstrated on the plains of Manassas and in the swamps of the Chickahominy. The course of events taught us that assistance would be useful, if not indispensable, to the great' work of subduing rebellion and restoring the integrity of the Union. Recognizing this truth, the men in power have turned their attention to the negroes —the subject race of the South—and pro pose to arm and employ them as allies in the war. This experiment is likely to be carried out, to be freely tested, and to pro duce results which, to say the least, will be instructive to future times. In marked contrast to this desperate experiment, conservative men look for al- liance and aid to the white race—our own stock and kindred—and propose to secure their co-operation in restoring the Union by a policy of conciliation, and by the ex ample of a return by our own government to a true Constitutional rule, uninfluenced by fanatical passion and regardful of all State and individual rights as established by our fathers. In their policy, the con servative element along the border and in the South is to be encouraged and devel oped not repelled, spurned and insulted ! Great allowance is doubtless to be made for an Administration charged with the conduct of a great war, and particularly a civil war. The difficulties to be surmount ed are great and often the course to be pursued is but a choice between evils. At such a time a generous mind will not seek occasion of offence, and can overlook small points of objection in reviewing public af fairs. But the subjects now brought into de bate by the policy of the government are fundamental and vital ; it is impossible to be indifferent to them, and it would be un manly to evade them. Frank, full, open debate upon them will lead to useful con clusions, and give due direction to our efforts as citizens of a broken and afflicted country. It results from what has been said, thy, the administration now in power may ex pest from the great mass of those politi• tally opposed to it, acquiescence in a le gitimate exercise of the powers with which it is invested, whether relating to the war or to internal administration. But they will claim and exercise the right of dis cussing the wisdom and constitutionality of its policy, and will by all lawful means resist any attempt to pervert the war from its true object, or to use the war power as an instrument for introducing arbitrary rule amongst us. And they will labor to prepare the way for the complete re-union of the States, upon their accession to power ; or, if (in contradiction of their fears) such re-union should previously be achieved by arms, then to confirm it and render it real, cor dial and perpetual. . Let it be distinctly understood that the great mass of the Democratic party and of the conservative men of the country have never agreed, do not now agree, and have no intention of agreeing in the future, to a dissolution of the American Union founded by Washington and his compatri ots, and that they will not cease their efforts for its complete restoration in its original, pristine vigor. But to accom plish this purpose, they, unlike their oppo nents, will use all legitimate means of restoration, and not physical force alone. This may be boldly and openly announced everywhere, and ought to be accepted ev erywhere, as the only reasonable and pa triotic ground upon which a Tarty can stand that desires and intends to save the country. The administration has deliberately cast away all means of restoration, except phys ical force, and has called into existence great and unnecessary obstacles to suc cess, until, notwithstanding the immediate difference of apparent strength between the parties to the war, its issue hangs trembling in the balance. But let us not despair of the future. 64 Out of this net tle danger " we may yet " pluck the flower, safety." We may hope that the remaining months of Mr. Lincoln's term will be got past without complete exhaus tion, and the point of time arrived at, when a vigorous and truly great party,) clean-handed from the past, thoroughly Union, upright, just, patriotic and brave, will assume possession of the powers of government. And then, this party, with an old history identified with the glories of the country binding to it sympathy and affection in every quarter, with no selfish, local or fanatical passions, to weaken or , mislead it ; with a, generous, even-handed, impartial, time-tited creed, conformed to the Constitution, and springing naturally from its principles 2 ---this party, thus qual ified to speak to the whole land, and to be heard with affection and reverence, can and will command. these wild waves of human passion to be still, and, rejecting alike the fanaticism of Boston anti of Charleston, will re-bind these great States together, in enduring bonds of interest and sympathy ! I am, dear sir, very truly yours, C. R. BUCKALEW. BLOOMSBURG, Feb. 20, 1863. THE ROYAL WAGER. " Come tell me where the maid is found, Whose heart can love without deceit, And I will range the world around, To sigh one moment at her feet."—MoonE One fine July day, the fair Margaret, Queen of Navarre, then on a visit to her royal brother, had arranged a rural feast for the morning following, which Francis bad declined attending. He was melan choly ; and the cause was said to be some lover's quarrel with a favorite dame.— The morrow came, and dark rain and murky clouds destroyed at once the schemes of the courtly throng. Margaret was angry, and she grew Weary ; her only hope for amusement was in Francis, and he had shut himself up—an excellent reason why she should desire to see him. She entered his apartment ; he was stand ing at the casement, against which the noisy shower beat, writing with a diamond on the glass. :Two beautiful dogs were his sole companions. As Queen Margaret entered he hastily let down the silken cur tain before the window, and looked a little confused. g What treason is this, my liege,' said the queen, ' which crimsons your cheek ? must see the same.' It is treason,' replied the king, and herefore, sweet sister, thou must not see This the more excited Margaret's curi osity, and a playful contest ensued. Fran cis at last yielded; he threw himself on a huge, high-backed settee ; and, as the lady drew back the curtain with an arch smile, he grow grave and sentimental, as he reflected on the cause which had in spired this libel against all woman-kind. What have we here V said Margaret. 4 Nay, this is less majeste— Souvent femme varie—bien fou qui sly fie (Often woman ohanges—foolish he who trusts her.) Very little change would greatly amend your line sir—would it not run better thus : Souvent homme vane--bien belle qui sly fie !' (Often man changes—foolish she who trusts him.) I could tell you a thousand stories of man's inconstancy.' 6 I will be content with one true tale of woman's fidelity,' said frrancis, dryly, 'but do not provoke me. I would fain be at peace with the soft mutabilities, for thy dear sake.' I defy your grace,' replied Margaret, rashly, to instance the falsehood of one noble and reputed dame.' Not even Emilie de Lagny "?' said the This was a sore subject for the queen. Emilie had been brought up in her house hold, the most beautiful and most virtuous of her maids of honor. She had long loved. the Sire de Lagny, and their nup tials were celebrated with rejoicings, but little ominous of the result. De Lagny was accused but a year after of traitorous ly yielding to the emperor a fortress under his command, and he was condemned to perpetual imprisonment. For some time Emilie was inconsolable, often visiting the miserable dungeon of her hu'.band and suffering, on her return from witnessing his wretchedness, such paroxysms of grief, as threatened her life. Suddenly, in the midst of her sorrow, she disappeared : and inquiry only divulged the disgraceful fact, that she had escaped from France, bearing her jewels with her, and accompanied by her page. Robinet Leroux. It was whispered that, daring her journey, the lady and her stripling were often seen-ato gether ; and Margaret enraged at these discoveries, commanded that no further quest should be made for her lost favorite. Taunted now by her brother, she de fended Emilie, declaring that she believed her to be guiltless, even going so far as to boast that within a month she would bring proof of her innocence. Robinet was a pretty boy,' said Fran cis, laughing. Let us make a bet,' cried Margaret. 4 If I lose, I will bear this vile rhyme of thine as a motto to my shame to my grave; if I win--' 4 I will break my window, and grant thee whatever boon thou askest.' The result of this bet was long sung by troubadour and minstrel. The queen em ployed a hundred emissaries—published re wards for any intelligence of Emilie—all in vain. The month was expiring, and Margaret would have given many bright jewels to redeem her word. On the eve of the fatal day, the jailer of the prison in which the Sire de Lagny was confined, sought audience of the queen ; he brought her a message from the knight to say, that if the lady Margaret would ask his pardon as her boon, and obtain from her royal brother that he might be brought before him, her bet was won. Fair Margaret was very joyful, and readily made the desired promise. Francis was unwilling to see his false servant; but he was in high good humor, for a cavalier had that morning brought intelligence of a victory over the imperialists. The messenger himself was lauded in the despatches as the most fear less and brave knight in France. The king loaded him with presents, only re greting that a vow prevented the soldier from raising a visor or declaring his name. The same evening, ag 4 the setting sun shone on the lattice on which the ungal lant rhyme was traced, Francis reposed on the same settee, and the beautiful queen of Navarre, with triumph in her bright eyes, sat beside him. Attended by guards, the prisoner was brought in ; his frame was attenuated by privation and he walked with tottering steps. He knelt at the feet of Francis, and uncovered his head ; a quan tity of rich golden hair then escaping, fell over the sunken cheeks and pallid brow of the supplicant. We have treason here !' cried the king. ' Sir jailer, where is yon'epris oner 1' Sire, blame him not,' said the soft, faltering voice of Emilie ; wiser men than he have been deceived by woman. My dear lord was guiltless of the crime for which he suffered. There was but one mode to save him. I assumed his chains ; he escaped with poor Robinet in my attire ; he joined your army ; the.young and gal lant cavalier who delivered the despatches to your grape, whom you overwhelmed with honors and rewards, is my own Euguerard de Lagny. I waited but for his arrival with testimonials of his inno berme, declare myself to the lady the queen. Has she not won her bet 1 and the boon she asks —' Is it de Lagny's pardon,' said Marga ret, as she also knelt to the king. Spare your faithful vassal, sire, and reward this lady's truth !' Francis first broke the false speaking window, then he raised the ladies from their supplicatory posture. In the tournament given to celebrate this c triumph of ladies,' the sire de Lagny bore off every prize ; and surely there was more loveliness in Emilie's faded cheek—more grace in her emaciated forni—,types as they were of the truest affection—than in the prouder bearing and fresher complexion of the most bril liant beauty in attendance on the courtly festival. How TO TREAT AN IDLE HUSBAND.- The people (the inhabitants of New Zeal and) are much attached .to their chiefs.— If they require an additional patch of land, or liberty to build a house anywhere, it is granted. If they quarrel among them selves, or have complaints to make, the head chief's ear is kindly opened to all— to the poorest man as well as to the petty chief. If invasion threatens their district, he is in the front ranks to repel it ; and let the war cause a sharp skirmish or a great battle, he is aways in the front, and where danger presses most, so that he has their love and respect. The head chief often interferes in minor matters of a do mestic nature. For instance, if a lazy fellow has a wife or two and a few chil dren, and, through his love for fishing, dancing, or loitering idly about, he neg lects to bring in the necessary supplies for his family, a complaint is made. The chief visits the house in person, and if he sees just grounds for punishment, he orders out the whole population of the vil lage. Men, wonmen and children arm themselves with a stiff birch made of canes, and then form a double line, about six feet apart, and wait, with anxious glee, the ap proach of the delinquent. At last he) is placed at one end of the lines, amidst .a shower of yells, screams, jibes, etc. The word is given by the chief, and away he darts at his utmost speed. According to his deserts, he may get off with running the line once, or may have to do so twice or thrice ; but he is skilful in cunning and fleetness that can run the lines even once without having his skin tickled for him by the hearty application of the birch wielded by some strong woman. As the punishment is not of a fatal kind, the whole affair creates unrestricted merri ment. For one month afterwards his family are provided by the public at large, under the fatherly superintendence of the chief. At the expiration of that time, if he has all his domestic matters in perfect order, as a good father and provident hus band used to have, he again resumes his place t in society, and shortly afterwards helps, with an experienced hand, to flagel late some one else.—[Goulton's South ..dmerica. A BEAUTIFUL ClTY.—Batavia—the capital city of the island of Java—accor ding to the description of a newspaper cor respondent, is a brilliant specimen of ori ental splendor. The houses--which are as white as snow, are placed one hundred feet back from the street, the intervening space being filled with trees, literally alive with birds, and every variety.of plants and flowers. Every house has a piazza in front; and is decorated with b. :utiful pie tures, elegant lamps, cages, &c. while rocking chairs, lounges and ottomans, of the nicest description, furnish luxurious accomodations for the family—who sit here morning and evenings. At night the city is one blaze of light from the lamps. The hotels have grounds of eight and ten acres in extent around them, covered with fine shade trees, with fountains, flower gardens, &c. Indeed, so numerous are the trees, the city almost resembles a forest. The rooms are very high and spacious, without carpets, and but few curtains. Meals are served up about the same as at first-class hotels in the United States, although the habits of living are quite different. At day-light coffee and tea are taken to the guest's' room, and again at eight o'clock light refreshments. At twelve breakfast is served, and at seven, dinner. Coffee and tea always ready, day and night. No business is done in the streets in the mid dle of the day, on account of the heat.— The nights and mornings are cool and de lightful ; birds are singing all night. The thermometer stands at about 82 degrees throughout the year. The island abounds with tigers, leopards, anacondas, and poi sonous insects of all kinds, The finest fruits in the world are produced in great profusion. I AIN'T DEAD.-A Boston lady having a drunken husband, resolved to frighten him into temperance. She therefore en gaged a watchman for a stipulated amount, to carry Philander to the watch house, while yet in a state of insensibility, and to frighten him a little when he revived.' In consequence of this arrangement he was waked about eleven o'clock at night, and found himself lying on a pine bench in a strange* dim apartment. Raising him self on his elbow, he looked round until his eye rested on a man sitting by a stove, and smoking a cigar. Where am I !' asked Philander. In a medical college,' said cigar smoker What a doing there?' 4 Going to be cut up !' Gut up !—how comes that 1' Why you died yesterday, while you were drunk , . and we have bought as your body here to make anatomy.' It's a lie—l ain't dead !' No matter; we bought your carcass, any how, from your wife, who had a right to sell it, for it's all the good she could ever make out of you. If you are not . dead, it's no fault of the doctor's and they'll out you up, dead or alive. You will do it, eh asked the old sot. To be shore we will—now—lmmedi ately, was the resolute answer. Well look o'here, can't you let us have something to drink before you begin?' 113 — A woman is either worth a great deal or she is worth nothing. If good for nothing, she is not worth getting jealous for; if she is a true woman, she will give no cause for jealousy. A man is a brute to be jealous of a good woman—a fool to be jealous of a worthless one ; but he is a greater fool to eat his throat for either of them. Valuable Hints If a man faints-place him flat on his back and let him alone. If any poison is swallowed,. drink in stantly half a glass of cold water, with a heaping teaspoonful each of common salt and ground mustard stirred into it. This vomits as soon as it reaches the stomach ; but for fear some of the poison may still remain, swallOw the white of one or two raw eggs, or drink a cup of coffee, these two being antidotes for a greater number of poisons than any dozen other articles known, with the advantage of their being always at hand. If not, a half-pint of sweet oil, or drippings, or melted butter, or lard, are substitutes, especially if they vomit quickly. The best thing to stop the bleeding of a moderate ant instantly is to cover it pro 'usely with oobWeb, or flour and salt, half and half. If the blood comes from a wound by jets or spirts, be quick, or a man will be dead in few minutes, because an artery is severed ; tie a handkerchief loosely around near the part, between the wound and the heart ; put a stick between the handker chief and the skin, twist it round un til the blood ceases to flow, and keep it there until the doctor comes. If in a posi tion where a handkerchief cannot be used, press the thumb on a spot near the wound between the wound and the heart ; increase the pressure until the bleeding ceases, but do not lessen that pressure for an instant, until a physician arrives, so as to glue up the wound by the coagulation or hardening of the cooling bloocC If your clothes take fire, slide the hands down the dress, keeping them as close to the body as possible, at the same time sinking to the floor by bending the knees, this has a smothering effect on the flames. If not extinguished, or a great headway is gone, lie down on the floor, roll over and over ; or, better, envelope yourself in a carpet, rug, bedcloth, or any garment you can get hold of always preferring woollen. If a man asks you to go his security, say No,' and run ; otherwise you may be enslaved for life, or your wife and children may spend a weary existence in want, sickness, and beggary. If you find yourself in possession of a counterfeit note or coin, throw it in the fire on the instant, otherwise you may be tempted to pass it, and may pass it, to feel mean therefore as long as you live ; then it may pass in some mans hand as mean as yourself, with a new perpetration of iniquity, the loss to fall, eventully, on some poor struggling widow, whose all ' it may be. Never laugh at the mishaps of any fel low-mortal. The very instant you find yourself in a passion, shut your mouth. This is one of the precepts derived from inspiration. The man who always exacts the last cent, is mean : there is no ' evacuant' in all the' Materia Medica,' efficient enough to purge him of his debasement ; he is beyond druggery. Never affect to be blunt these are the synonyms of brutality and boorishness.— Such persons are inflicting a wound which neither time nor medicine can ever heal. Never be witty at another's expense.— True generosity never dwells in such a heart. It only wants the opportunity to become the cheat or a rogue. ONE WAY OF AIARRYING.—In New Hampshire they used to choose all their State, county and town' officers, from Governor down to hog reeves, at one town meeting, the annual March meeting. As the town officers were very numerous, it was customary as fast as they were chosen, to walk them up before a justice of the peace and have them sworn into office, by companies, half-companies, pair and sin gle.' Squire Chase,' of Cornish, (father of Governor Chase, of Ohio, and the pres ent Secretary of the Treasury) being the most prominent justice, had. this task to perform, and a severe task it was, occupy ing much.of his time from morning till night. It was on one of these occasions, after the labors and toils of the day were over, he returned to his home weary and over come with the fatigues of his employment, and throwing himself in his easy chair, he fell into a sound sleep. In the meantime a couple who had been waiting impatiently for some time for the justice to jtin them in wedlock, presented themselves in anoth er part of the house and made known their interesting desire to Mrs. Chase, who, somewhat confused and agitated, at tended them to the sleeping justice, whom she found it difficult to arouse. Shaking him by the shoulder, she called out, Mr. Chase, Mr. Chase, do pray wake up ; here is a couple come to be married.' The justice having administered oaths all day, was dreaming of nothing else, half waked, rubbing his eyes and looking at the wistful pair, asked : Are you the couple They nodded assent. Well, hold up your hands.' They did so with some hesitation. You severally, solemnly swear that you will faithfully perform the duties of your offices, respec tively, according to your best skill and judgment, so help you, &e.' The astonished couple looked wild; - lhe justice added soothingly, That's all, ex cepting the fee, one dollar,' which was quickly dropped into his hand, and they were off, doubting as they went, the legal ity of the process, but they concluded to go according to the oath. Few ladies are so modest as to be unwilling to sit in the lap of ease and lux ury. THE LANCASTER INTELLIGENCES. JOB PRINTING , ESTABLISHMENT, No. 8 NORTH DUKE STREET, LANCASTER, PA. The Jobbing Department is thoroughly furnished with new and elegant typo of every description, and le under the charge of a practical and experienced Job Printer.-- \ The Proprietor. are prepared to PRINT CHECKS, NOTES, LEGAL BLANKS, CARDS AND CIRCULARS, BILL HEADS AND HANDBILLS, PROGRAMMES AND POSTERS, PAPER BOOKS AND PAMPHLETS, BALL TICKETS AND INVITATIONS, PRINTING IN COLORS AND PLAIN PRINTING, with neatness, accuracy and dispatch, on the most ieasonai ble terms, and in a manner not excelled by any establish: meat is the city. /14— Orders from -a -distance, by mall or other Wise, promptly attended to. Address. GEO. SANDERSON A; SON, Intelligencer Office; No. 8 North Duke. street, Lancaster,' Pa. SOLDIERS , BOUNTY, 13.1 CR PAY AND. PENSIONS Collected vcltliotit delay. • .fkii•• °MOE IN SOUTH DUKE STREET. feb 10, '63 1y 5] J. B. KAIIPBAN TATTERSALL'S HEAVE POWDER 1 Powdered Itoldn,i Antimmar,::Pennigreex, Sulpha Baltpetre,Aewifoatida ?. Alpipote. , Per kele apr 211;14 -Tabbies E • Drug. ,aad AZllwealeet Store, Wed Etzsg GODEY'S LADY'S BOOR. FOR VMS. GREAT LITERARY AND PICTORIAL YEAR. The publisher of Godeyte Lady's Book, thankful to that public which has enabled him to publish a magazine for the last thirty-three years of a larger circulation than any in America, has made an arrangement with the most port lar authoress in this country— /lA.BION HARLAND, Authoress of "Alone," "Hidden Path," "Moss aide," " Nemesis," and " Miriam," who will furnish a story far every number of the Lady's Book for 1883. This alone will place the Lady's Book In a literary point of view far ahead of any other magazine. Marion Harland writes for no other publication. Our other favorite writers will all continue to furnish articles throughout the year. THE BEST LADY'S MAGAZINE IN THE WORLD, AND TILE CHEAPEST TEE LITERATURE - - - is of that kind that can be read aloud in the &mils , circle, and the clergy in immense numbers are subscribers tbr the Book. TTIE MUSIC is all original, and would cost 25 cents (the price of the nook) in the music stores; but moet of it is copyrighted, and cannot be obtained except In " Godey." OUR STEEL ENGRAVING& All efforts to rival na in this have ceased, and we now stand alone in this department, giving, as we do, many more and infinitely better engravings than are published in any other work. PLATES. CONTAINING From five to seven fall length Colored Faehitmis on each plate. Other magazines give only two. FAR AHEAD OF ANY FASHIONS IN EUROPE OR r=! Godey's Is the only work in the world that gives these Immense plates, and they are such as to have excited the wonder of publishers and the public. The publication of these plates coat $lO,OOO ?SORE than fashion-plates of the old style, and nothing but our wonderfully large circulation enables us to give them. Other magazines cannot afford it. We never spare money when the public can be benidted. These fashions may be relied on. Dresses may be made after them, and the wearer will not subject herself to ridin mile, as would be the case if she visited the large cities dressed after the style of the plates given in some of our so-called magazines. OUR WOOD ENGRAVINGS, of which we give twice or three times as many as any other magazine, aro often mistaken for steel. They are so far superior to any others. IMITATIONS. Beware of them. Remember that the Lady's Book ig the original publication and the cheapest. If you take Godey, you want no other magazine. Everything that is useful or ornamental in a home can be found in Godey. DRAWING LESSONS. 'No other msgszhao gives thentand we have enough to PM several large volumes. DIECEIMEUXJ are such as can be found nowhere else. Cooking In :all its variety—Confectionery—the Nursery—the Tolletthe Laundry—the Kitchen. Receipts upon all subjects are to be fund in the pages of the Lady's Book. We originally started this department, and have peculiar facilities for making it most perfect. This department alone Is worth the price of the Book. LADIES'. WORK TABLE. This department comprises eugravings and descriptiOns .f every article that a lady weari. MODEL OOTDAGES. No other magazine has this department CABII IN ADVANCE One copy one year, $3. Two copies one year, $5. Three copies one year, $6. Four copies one year $7. Five copies one year, and an extra copy to the person sending the club, $lO. Eight copies ono year, and an extra copy to the person sending the club, $l5. Eleven copies one year, and an extra copy to the person sending the club, $2O. And the only magazine that can be introduced into tho above clubs in place of the I,Culfs - Book is Arthur's Homo 'Alagezine.' SPECIAL ctuntirso WITH OTHER MAGAZINE& Godey's Lady's Book and Arthur's Home Magazine both one year for $3 60. - - Godey's Lady's Book and Ilarper'e Magazine both one year f.r. $4 50. Godey, Harper, and Arthur will all three be sent one year, on receipt of $8.90. Treasury Notes and Notes of-all solvant banks taken at par. Bo careful and pay the postage on your letter. Address, L. A. GODEY, 323 Chestnut Street,Thiladelphla, Pa, Om 41 TOW IS TIIE TIME T GET UP CLUBS! GREAT INDUCEMENTS FOR 1862 OMZZM GEEE THE DEBT AND CHEAPEST IN THE WOELD PEEL LADIES! This popular monthly Magazine contains nearly 1000 pages; from 25 to 30 steel plates; and Omit 800 Wood Engravings—and all this for only two dollars a year. Thin is more, proportionately, than any magazine ever gave— hence " Peterson " Is emphatically - TUE MAGAZINE Pali THE TIMES. The stories in " Peterson " are conceded to be the beet pnblished anywhere. The editors are Mrs. Ann S. Stephens, author of "Mary Derwont," "Fashion and Famine ;" and Charles J. Peterson, author of "Bate Aylesford," "The Valley Farm," etc., etc., and they are assisted by Mrs. Denison, Frank Los Benedict, by the author of "Busy L's Diary" by T. S. Arthur, E. L. Chandler Moulton, Mehita ble Holyoke. Virginia F. Townsend, Carry Stanley, Care lino E. Fairfield, Ellen Ashton, F. L. Mace, E. Dewoes, A. . L. Otis. and all the most popular female writers of America. In addition to the usual number of stories, there, will bo given in 1862, Four Original and Copy-righted Novolota, THE JACOBITE'S DAUGHTER; a Tale of the '45, By Mrs. Ann S. Stephens. ,INTEIROP'S ENGAGEMENT; a Tale of to-day, By Carry Stanley. THE AIURRAYS OF MURRAY HOUSE; a Tale of '76, By Charles G. Peterson. GETTING INTO SOCIETY; a Tale of to day By Frank Lee Benedict. These, and other writers, contribute exclusively to Peterson." Morality and virtue are always inculcated. .ts COLORED FASHION PLATES IN ADVANCE Ai?. It is the Only Magazine whose Fashion Plates can be relied on. Each number contains a Fashion Plate, engraved on steel, and colored; also, a dozen or more New Styles, en graved on wood; also EL Pattern, from which a Dress, Man tilla, or Child's Costume can be cut, without the aid of..a .manturt-maker—eo that each Number, in this way, will save a year'ssubscription. The Paris, London, Philadel phia and New York Fashions are described, at length, each month. Patterns of Cape, Bonnets, Head Dresses, &c, given in great profusion. Its • ' SUPERB MEZZOTINTS AND OTHER STEEL ENGRAV— Are by the first Artists, and 'one at least, is gives In very number. Its COLORED EMBROIDERY PATTERNS. The Work-Table-Department of Ibis Magazine is•wholly unrivalled. It Is edited by Mrs. Jane Weaver, who fur nishes, for each number, beautiful Original Patterns. Every number contains a dozen or more patterns in every variety of Fancy Work : Crochet, Embroidery, Knitting, Bead-Work, Shell-Work, Hair-Work, Wax Flowers, Stained Glass, Leather-Work, Painting, Photographs, As., with full descriptions. Every Number will contain a SUPERB COLORED PATTTERN for SLIPPER, PURSE, CHAIR SEAT, HANDKERCHIEF, EMBROIDERY, COLLAR AND CUFF, or some other useful, or ornamental article; and each of these would cost, at a retail store, fifty cents. These can be bad in no other American Magazine. RECEIPTS FOR THE TABLE, TOILETTE, SICK ROOM, do., AEC., will be given every Number. .08 , - A PIECE OF NEW AND FASIIIONAALE MUSIC WILL APPEAR EACH MONTH. Also, ardEles en the Flower- Garden, and Horticulture generally ; and hints en all mat ters interesting to Ladies. TERMS :—ALWAYS IN ADVANCE.. One Copy for one year, Three Copies for one year,.... Five Copies for one year, Eight Copies for one year,.. Twelve Copies for one year,. Sixteen Copies for one year, 20.00. PR ESIIU3IS FOR GETTING UP CLUBS I—To every per son getting up a club of 3, and remitting $5, or a club of 5, and remitting $7.50, or a club of 8, and remitting $lO, or a club of 12, and remitting $l5, an extra copy for 1862 will be sent, gratis. If preferred, however, we will send as a Premium, (instead of the extra copy,) an illus trated LADY'S ALBUM, handsomely bound in gilt, or our Magnificent slezzottut for framing, size 27 Inches by 20— " Bunyan's Wife Interceding for his Release from Prison." To every person getting np a Club of Sixteen, two-extra copies of the Magazine, or of either of the other Premiums will be sent Address ; poet•paid, CHARLES J. PETERSON, No. 808 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. air All postmasters constituted Agents; but any person may get up a Club. Specimens sent gratuitously, If writ. ten for. (mar 25 tit 11 8U1.1.D11110 TLIE BEST QUALITIES 13; THE MARKET. The undersigned, having made arrangements with Mr. B. JONES, for all hie best quality of PEACH. BOTTOM SLATE, for this market; and a similar arrangement with the proprietors' f six of the principal and best quarries in York county, be has just received a large, lot-of these superior qualitlare of•liriliding Slate, which will. be put on by the square, or sold by the ton, on the most reason able terms. Also, constantly on hand, an EXTRA 110 HT PEACH. BOTTOM SLATE, intended for Slating on Shingle Roofs. As these qualities of Slate are THE BEST IN-THE MARKET, Builders and others will find it to ttudr.lnterest to call and examine samples, at my office In WM. D. SPRECHER'S, New Agricultural and Seed Ware-rooms. CEO. D. SI'RECHER, N 0.28 East King St., 2 doors West of the Court House. .This la to certify that I do not Bell my:best quality of Peach Bottom (lunged Slate to any other person In Lancaster, than Geo. D. Sprecher, no above stated; 8.. JONES, 'Manufacturer of Peach Bottom Roofing Slate. ly 7 VA. Pi I N 6 IL N & 8 N .Y,D lEI3 .11., DESIGNERS AND ENGRAVERS ON WOOD, N. E. 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