(• .•.' H.-'-''.•7.0 4 i 4 : . / 41t . : , : at*t.' .. ,: .•...'.'''t..t,t/'..t.'-'_.'-$::'..•., VOL. LXI. THE LANCASTER INTELLIGENCER POOLISHED ETERY TOZSDAY, AT NO. 8 NORTH INTIM 13721.E5, BY GEO. SA.NDERSON. TERMS SOBBCRIPTION.—Two Dollars per annum, payable in ad vance. No subscription discontinued until all artear ages are Paid, unless at the option of the Editor. ADVERTlESMENTa.—Advertisements, not exceeding one square, (12 lines,) will be inserted three times for one dollar, and twenty-five cents for each additional inset-, tion. Those of greater length in proportion. Jon PRINTING—Such se Hand Bill, Posters, Pamphlets, Blanks, Labels, , &c., executed with accuracy and on the shortest notice. For The Intelligeneer UNCLE JERRY Tho following touching verses are transcribed from a volume of Poems written by Dr. WILLIAM H. HoL COMBE, of Virginia, and lately published by Mason lc Brothers, New York : Why, Jerry ! what means all this sadness and fear? Here's your bitters, why do you cry? Who told you I'd sell you? the trader that's here? By zounde, sir! he told you a lie! When I sell the gold ring from my dead mother's hand,.. , Or the sword which my grandfather bore, When at Guilford his troopers made such a bold stand, I will sell you—and not before! Why don't you remember my face as a boy's, When often I sat on your knee, Whilst you sang, in your rugged, monotonous voice, Your foolish old ballads to me? I wept at- your sad ones, and laughed at your gay, And made you repeat them all o'er: Ah ! when I forget my life's happiest day, I will sell you—and not before! You made me the boat which I launched on the tide, And my traps for the birds in the snow; You led my bay pony, and taught me to ride, And half the good things which I know. You wept like a child when they sent me to school, To be absent for six months or more; When you are a villain or I am a fool, I will sell you—and not before! If poverty's cup I'm sentenced to drain, I will part with you—last of them all ; Your kindness, old Jerry ! would double my pain, And your sorrows embitter my fall. If fate or misfortune should cause us to part, There's a God will unite us once more; So drink my good health and console your old heart, And love me and serve, as before. WEST EARL. Lqt- EARLY RISING BY JOHN G. SAXE. "God bless the man who first invented sleep!" So Sancho Paoza said, and so say I; And bless him, also, that he didn't keep His great discovery to himself; or try To make it—as the lucky fellow might— A close monopoly by "patent right!" Yes—bless the man who first invented sleep, (i really can't avoid the iteration :) But blast the inan with curses loud and deep, Whate'er the rascal's name, or age, or station, Who first invented, and went round advising, That artificial cut-off—Early Rising! " Rise with the lark, and with the lark to bed," Observes some solemn sentimental owl, Maxims like these are very cheaply said; But ere you make yourself a fool or fowl, Pray, just-inquire about the rise—and fall, And whether larks have any bed at all The " time for honest folks to be abed," Is in the morning, if I reason right; And he who cannot keep his precious head Upon his pillow till 'tis fairly light, And so enjoy his forty morning winks, Is up to knavery; or else—he drinks ! Tompson, who sung about the "Seasons," said, It was a glorious thing to rise in season, But then he said it—lying—in his bed At 10 o'clock, a. m.—the very reason He wrote so charmingly. The simple fact is, ,His preaching wasn't sanctioned by his practice. 'Tis, doubtless, well to be sometimes awake— Awake to duty, and awake to truth— But when, alas! a nice review we take Of our best deeds and days, we find, in sooth, The hours that leave the slightest cause to weep Are those we passed in childhood, or—asleep ! 'Tie beautiful to leave the world awhile For the soft visions of the gentle night; And free at last from mortal care or guile, To live, as only in the angels' sight, In sleep's sweet realm so cosily shut in, Where, at the worst, we only dream of sin! So, let us sleep, and give the Maker praise; like the lad who, when his father thought ' To clip his morning nap by hackneyed phrase Of vagrant worm by early songster caught, Cried, ' , served him right ! it's not at all surprising The worm was punished, sir, for early rising!" Perplexities of a Washerwoman! Or a Cockney Sold. At the close of a warm summer's day in the month of. August last, a handsome traveling carriage might have been seen driving through the long and straggling street of C—, in the interior of Penn sylvania, and upon arriving at the Wash ington Hotel, by-the-way the only one the village possessed, a gentleman alighted therefrom, and was immediately surround ed by a crowd of the lackeys and loafers who generally congregate at the village inn after the labors of the day, to discuss the latest piece of scandal, or to recount the exploits they achieved in by-gone years. Foremost in the crowd was mine host, a Boniface of truly Falstaffian pro portions. - The stranger was a London cockney who had lately arrived in this coutnry, and was taking notes with a view of writ ing a book upon his return to England, to be called Notes of Travel, or a Tour through the United States.' He was ushered to the best chamber the inn afforded, and was 'delighted with the air of neatness and cleanliness that pervaded the whole establishment. After partaking of a hearty supper, he announced to the host that he had traveled for a week or two without losing any time, but was so well pleased with his present quarters, that he would spend a day or two with him, and would like to embrace the opportunity of having his soiled linen renovated. He then inquired if the landlord knew of any woman who would be capable of performing the duty in a satisfactory man ner, to which Boniface replied that the widow Melaney, who lived at the foot of the hill, was a most worthy and capable person, and as she had been left in an almost destitute condition by the decease of her husband, he would recommend her as a deserving object, and one who could give entire satisfaction. A messenger was accordingly dispatched, and in five tainutes Mrs. Bridget Melaney was ushered into the apartment. Our traveler then made known his wants to Bridget, and the following dialogue ensued : Vel, my good voman, I 'ave a quantity of soiled linen, vich I am desirous of 'aving done up in a very nice manner, and I vould like to 'ave hall my clothes de liverpd by to-morrow hevenin'.' 0, may it please your blessed self, I niver undertakes a job but what I goes through wid it, and ye may rely on Bridget Melaney for being the woman who always gives satisfaction. Is it a nate manner you would have 'em done in ? Shure it's mesel' that can do that same thing ; and many's the dozen of 'linen fornenst this that I've washed and ironed for the gintle men who have stopped at this illegant hotel, and niver a one had a word of fault to find at all, at all.' Can I 'ave 'em done by to-morrow hevenin' ?' Oh, may the sun niver shine on yciur back; I could have 'em here by sunrise in the mornin', if you wanted 'em, and when I bring 'em to you, it's yoursel' that'll say they were niver done nicer.' Veil, Bridget, to-morrow hevenin - ' vill do. 'Ere they are, a 'alf dozen linen shirts, two linen vests, 'alf dozen pocket 'andkerchiefs, a linen duster, and last, but , not least, by hany means, 'ere are two dozen shirt collars; on these I want you to bestow particular hattention, and you can veil see 'ow nicely they were hironed before I purchased them in the city. Bridget, I trust you with tho job, and if you return them to me done up has nicely has they were before, I viii pay you veil for your labor.' Bridget's eyes glistened at the sight of the bundle of clothes, that would be the means of bringing in a nice little sum, and after a few moments she gave vent to her feelings in the following expressions : 'O, may the blessed saint preserve ye, for a kind and illegant gintleman, and my eyes have niver seen linen shirts as fine as these since the days I left ould Ireland with. poor Barney Melaney. Shure the stitches in the buzzoms are so small and so nate, that they might have been made by And the collars that ye want the fairies me to be so particular about ! Shure they have a gloss on them now as if they'd just bee❑ fresh starched. It does my eyes good to see sich clothes as these, for niver a lot like 'em have I laid my eyes on since I came across the wather. I'll put 'em to soak to-night, and early in the mornin' I'll wash 'em, and I'll shurely have 'em here by to-morrow evenin'.' The clothes were accordingly tied up, and Bridget departed for her little cottage, where she had left the five little Melaneys enjoying themselves by making dams across the brook which ran through the meadow at the back of her house. Upon. her arrival home, she brought out her best tub, and with the aid of Pat, her eldest son, she hastily filled the tub with water, and after making strong soap suds, by mixing a quantity of soft-soap with the water, she carefully counted the pieces as she deposited them in the tub, and marked on the chimney board with a piece of red chalk, which she used for the purpose, the number of articles. After this had been satisfactorily accomplished, Bridget called in her children, and after partaking of the evening meal, they all retired for the night, not, however, without first looking at the tub and its contents. It was not long before Bridget and her family were sound asleep. Bridget however dreamed the live-long night of the beautiful linen, and was once more carried back,in imagination, to her own native shores, where thn mysteri ous fairies who flourish in the Emerald Isle appeared before her, and she fancied they were about carrying off her youngest child Barney, at which point she suddenly awoke and found that it was broad day- light. She hastily rose and dressed her self and commenced her task. She first rubbed the shirts and put them in another tub, and so with the handkerchiefs ; but when she reached the bottom of the tub and looked for the collars they were no where to be found, and her feelings can better be imagined than described, when she found in lieu of them two dozen little' rags. This was an awful state of affairs, and the poor woman was well-nigh dis tracted. The children were awakened by her lamentations, and hastily dispatched to her neighbors, Judy O'Flatherty, Biddy M'Carty, and Peggy Maguire, who soon arrived and made accquainted with the lamentable fact of the disappearance of the right beautifulest ' set of collars that Mrs. Melaney ever seen. These counsel lors were all washerwomen themselves, and their feeling of surprise and astonishment were not entirely unmixed with joy at the misfortune which had befallen their rival. Peggy Maguire wanted to know if iver a grain of sody was mixed with the wather diver a drop,' answered Mrs. Melaney. Did you put any fluid in V said Judy O'Flaherty. Divil a hair,' said the unfortunate Bridget. Was the wather hotl' asked Mrs. M'Carthy. It was just from the brook,' said Mrs. Melaney, and then she gave them a full account of the manner in which she had acted. The dream, too, was related ; and after the rags had been carefully scrutin ized, they all finally insisted on the opin ion that the fairies had been there and taken the .collars, and left the rags as a substitute. They shortly after left the cottage, and poor Bridget, hardly knowing what she did, proceeded to wash the remaining pieces. She then ironed them until they fairly shone, and when her labors were completed, with a sad heart, she walked to the hotel, where she arrived at five o'clock in the evening. She was shown to the apartment of our cockney friend, and proceeded to draw forth from a huge basket the articles which had been entrusted to her care. Here are the shirts, may it plaze your Lordship, and its work enough that I had to git them cleaned and ironed, for shure the dust was worn so deep in the linen, that it took a dale of rubbing to git it out.' my good Biddy, you 'ave vashed and hironed them very nicely; and hif the 'ole lot is done has yell has these, I shall be perfectly satisfied.' Biddy handed over the stockings, hand kerchiefs, vests and remaining articles, which, after undergoing the careful inspec tion of the cockney, were declared him maculate, and Biddy, with downcast eyes and troubled look, stood before him, the picture of despair. Vere are the collars, Biddy 1' said the cockney. Poor Biddy looked as if she was ready to faint, and staggered toward the wall and dropped in a chair, complete ly overcome by the shock produced by the above interrogatory. Vere are the collars V was repeated. Biddy rose, and scarcely knowing what she did, drew forth from her bosom a home-spun linen pillow-case, from which she took two dozen little muslin rags, and' silently deposited them on a chair in front of the cockney, who said— , Vot are these, good voman?' Shure, your Lordship, it's all that's left of the collars. I washed 'em and ironed 'em just exactly the same as I ever did before, and that's all that I could make out of 'em. Shure, when 2 come to wash 'em I concaited they felt slippery? but I says to myself, shore there must have been a dale of starch put in them when they were done up the last time; so 1 hung 'em out to dry, and when I went to bring them in there was nothing left at all, but jist what I brought ye. It's .worrying myself I have been all day, and the neighbors were in lookin' at 'em, and they all agreed that the fairies must have come and stole the beautiful collars and left the rags. Vot, ham I to be made a fool of by a hignorant vash voman, and ham I to be tt . • s : • : T:1 s,:y • :13:t• •• :#4: . :0: 00 .1 .• IS a 6: . : : : ri: . LANCASTER CITY, PA., TUESDAY MORNING, JULY 24, 1860. himposed upon in this vay?- 1 thought you were an 'onest voman, or I never would 'ave trusted you with the job.— Steal my two dozen collars for vich I paid six dollars •in the city of Philadelphia, and try to make me believe this hinfamous falsehood ! 0, I might 'ave known better than to 'ave given them to an Birish voman. I'll prosecute you for a thief, and let the Hamericans know that Hing- liabmen are not to be himposed on by such an hidle tale.' At this accusation Biddy's choler rose, and the Englishman having given vent to his rage, was obliged to stop to gain 0, ye dirty spalpeen, ye ! What do ye mane by calling me a thafe ! Ye'd better be careful how ye talk about a poor lone widdy like myself, or I'll have ye before the Squire for slanderin'. Shure, Father O'Laherty, from the town of Kil kenny, and the landlord himself, can bear me out when I say that divil a rogue like yourself ever doubted the word of Misses Melaney. Shure its a great pity that Bich a rascal as yersel' ever stepped on the blessed shores of Ameriky. 0, may the divil fly away wid ye, for an ignorant con caited puppy ! Shure, Queen Victory made a good riddance when she started ye over the wather. Shure, it's a pity ye didn't go under before ye's got to New York.' Our English friend listened for some time, and a contemptuous sneer overspread his features, until Mrs. Melaney came to the part of her oration in which she con gratulated the Queen on having ridden herself of such an ignorant puppy. The cockney having always considered himself a most loyal subject, rose from his chair, and rushing towards Mrs. M., said— , You tampions, houdacious, hunmiti gated, 'orrible low voman! 'Ow dare you use such language vhen speaking of a Flenglish gentleman ! Get bout of my sight, or I'll give you such a cow-'iding has you never hexperienced before.' Well, then, if yer sich a gentleman, pay me for my work, and I'll leave ye quicker than liglatniii'. It's myself that don't admire the company of slob like ye.' Pay you! after ruining or stealing two dozen linen collars ! That vould' be a pretty vay of settling the difficulties. No, my.voman ; 'ave you sent to jail for himposing and passing yourself off for a honest voman.' At this horrible picture poor Mrs. Melaney was entirely crest-fallen, and poured forth her grief in tones both deep and loud, which had the effect of bringing mine host to the apartment to see what was the matter. The cockney arose, the very picture of indiaoatiou, and said he 'vould hexplain the cause,' and gave the landlord a history of the case ; told him of his beautiful collars; where he had purchased them; how much he had paid for .them ; and then exhibited the miserable rags that had been returned to him. 6 Well, that is a hard case,' said the landlord, but I'm sure it was not the fault of Mrs. Melaney, for I've long known her to be an honest woman, and have every reason to place the fullest confidence in what she says and does.— By-the-way, what kind of collars were they ?' 'Linen, to be sure,' said the cockney, and the dealer who sold them tome called them henamelled collars. 'Ere is one of them now,' and he drew the last of the lot from hls trunk. The landlord looked at him very quizzi cally for a moment, and then said, Young man, do you know what you have been wearing V Why, linen collars to be sure,' said the cockney. Not linen, but paper collars,' replied Boniface. To convince you of the fact, look here ' and with his pen knife he de liberately scraped the preparation from the collar, and after a short time exposed to the astonished gaze of the infuriated Englishman and bewildered Biddy, a strip of muslin, about sixteen inches long and three inches wide, with two little - button holes at each end. Well, well,' said the cockney, this honly goes to convince me more and more of the deceitfulness and dishonesty of the Hamerican people.' Poor Biddy clapped her hands for joy at the denouement which restored her character for honesty, and disabused her mind of the impression that the fairies had a home in America, and after asking the gentleman's pardon, she received her well-earned wages and departed to her home, to minister to the wants of the little Melaneys, and to communicate the startling intelligence to her neighbors that the beautiful collars had been coated with paper. The cockney, who felt that he had been most shockingly and emphatically sold,' left early the next morning, and has not since been heard from. The last we saw of Boniface was one very warm day last summer, when the thermometer Was up among the nineties, when, seated in the store of a friend of ours, we were startled at seeing a huge specimen of humanity, who was, withal, a very .nice man, and quite competent to keep a hotel, even in Indiana,' —almost breathless, and worn out with fetigue, gasping forth, can you tell me where I can get some paper collars I I have been at every retail store in town, and cannot get any large enough.' I guess we can accommodote you,' said our obliging friend who proceeded to take the measure of his neck, which, strange to relate, was twenty-three and a half inches in circumference. It is impossi ble said our friend, for you to find any large enough, the largest size made being only seventeen and a half inches.' Boniface was very sorry, and then related the above story, which, like all good stories founded on facts, loses half its beauty in the narration. He returned to his home in o—, and many of our citizens and frequenters of his• capital hotel have, time and again, been amused at hisrecital of the perplexities of a washerwoman ; or a cockney sold.' NEAT RETORT.—An Israelite lady, sit ting in the same box at an opera, with a French physician, and was much troubled with ennui, happened to gape. Excuse me madam,' said the doctor, I am glad you did not swallow me,' Give yourself no uneasiness,' replied the lady, ' I am a Jewess, and never eat pork !' THE WAY TO BE HAPPY. A STORY OP EVERY DAY LIFE Cut your coat according to your cloth, is an old maxim, and a wise one ; and if people will only square their ideas accord ing to their circumstances, how much hap pier might we all be ! If we only would come down a peg or two in our notions, in accordance with our waning fortunes, hap piness would be always within our reach. It is not what we have, or what we have not, which adds to or subtracts from our felicity. It is the longing for more 'than we have—the envying of those possess that more, and we wish to appear in the world of more consequence than we really are, which destroy our peace of mind and eventually lead to ruin. I never witnessed a man submitting to circumstances with good humor and good sense so remarkably as my friend Alexander Willemot. When I first saw him since our school days, it was at the close of the War; he had been a large contractor with the Government for army clothing and accoutrements, and was said to have realized an immense for tune, although his accounts were not yet settled. Indeed, it was said that they were so vast that it would employ the time of six clerks, for two years, to examine them, previous to the balance sheet being struck. As I observed, he had been at school with me, and, on my return from the East Indies, I called upon him to renew our old acquaintance, and congratulate him upon his recent success. My Dear Reynolds, 1 am delighted to see you; you must come down to Belem Castle ; Mrs. Willemot will receive you with pleasure, lam sure. You shall see my two girls.' I consented. The chaise stopped at a splendid mansion, and I was ushered in by a crowd of liveried servants, Everything was on the most sumptuous and magnificent scale. Having paid my respects to the lady of the house, I desired to dress, as dinner was nearly ready, it be ing then half-past seven o'clock. It was eight before we sat down. To an observa tion that I made, expressing a hope that I had not occasioned the dinner to be put off, Willemot replied : On the oontrary, my dear Reynolds, we never sit down ma til about this hour ; hoh , people can dine at four or five I cannot conceive. I could not touch a mouthful.' The dinner was excellent, and I paid it the enconiums which were its due. Do not be afraid, my dear fellow—my cook is an artist extraordinaire—a regular Cordon Blen. You may eat anything without fear of indigestion. How people can live upon the English cookery of the present day, I cannot conceive. I seldom dine out for fear of being poisoned. De pend upon it, a good cook lengthens your days, and no price is too great to insure one.' When the ladies retired, being alone, we entered into a friendly conversation.- - I expressed my admiration of his daughters, who certainly were very handsome and elegant girls. Very true; they are more than passa ble,' replied he. We have had many offers, but not ,such as come up to expec tations. Baronets are cheap now-a-days, and Irish lords are nothing. I hope to settle them comfortably. We shall see. Try this claret ; you will find it excellent, not a headache in a hogshead of it. How people can drink Port, I cannot imagine.' The next morning he proposed that we should rattle round the park ; and we set off in a handsome open carriage with four greys, ridden by postillions at a rapid pace. As we were whitling along, he ob served, in town we must of course drive but a pair, but in the country I never go out without four horses. There is a spring in four horses which is delightful ; it makes our spirits elastic, and you feel that the poor animals are not at hard labor.— Rather than not drive four, I would prefer to stay at home.' Our ride was very pleasant, and in such amusements I passed one of the most pleasant weeks that I ever remembered.— W illemot was not the least altered—he was as friendly, as sincere, as open-hearted, as when a boy at school. I left him pleased with his prosperity, and acknowl edging that he was well deserving of it, although his ideas had -assumed such a scale of magnificence. I went to India when my leave expired, and was absent about four years. On my return I inquired after my friend Willemot, and was told that his circum stances and expectations had been greatly altered. From many causes, such as change in the government, a demand for economy, and the wording of his contracts having been differently rendered from what Willemot had supposed their mean ing to be, large items had been struck out of his balance sheet, and instead of being a millionaire, he was now a gentleman with a handsome property. Belem Castle had been sold, and he now lived at Rich mond ; as hospitable as ever, and was considered a great addition to the neigh borhood. I took the earliest opportunity of going to see him. 'O, my dear Reynolds, this is so kind of you to come without invita ' tion. Your room is ready, and bed well aired, for it was slept in three nights ago. Come, Mrs. Willemot will, be delighted to see you.' I found the girls still unmarried, but they were yet young. The whole family appeared as contented and happy, and as friendly as before. We sat down to din ner at six o'clock • the footman and coach man attended. The dinner was good, but not by the cook extraordinaire. I praised everything. Yes,' replied he, ' she is a very good cook ; she unites solidity of the English with the delicacy of the French fare, and altogether, I think it a decided improve ment. Jane is quite a treasure.' After dinner he observed, Of course you know I have sold Belem Castle, and reduced my establishment. Government has not treated me fairly, but I am at the mercy of commissioners, and a body of men will do that, which as individuals, they would be ashamed of. The fact is, the odium is borne by . no one in particular, and it is only the sense of shame which keeps us honest, I am afraid. However, here you see my friends, es pecially my school-fellows. Will you take Port or Claret? the Port is fine, so is the Claret. By-the-bye, do you know—l'll let.you into a family secret ; Louisa is to be married to Col. Willer—an excellent match ; it will make tie all happy.' ' The next day we drove out in an open carriage as before, but in a chariot, and with a pair of horses. These are hand some horses,' observed I. g Yes; replied he, lam fond of good horses; and as I I only keep a pair, I have the best. There is a certain degree of pretension in four horses I do not• much like ; it appears as if you wished to overtop your neighbbrs' I spent a very few pleasant days, and then quitted his hospitable roof. A severe cold, caught that winter, induced me to take the advice of the physician, and pro- teed to the south of France, where I remained two years. On my return I was informed that Willemot had speettlated, and had been unlucky on the stock ex change ; that he had left Richmond, and was now living at Clapham. The next day I met him near the Exchange. Rey- nolds, lam happy to see you. Thompson told me that you had come back ; if not engaged come down to see me ; I will drive you down at four o'clock, if that will suit.' It suited me very well, and at 4 o'clock I met him according to the appointment, at a livery stable, over the iron bridge. His vehicle was ordered out; it was a phaeton, drawn by two long-tailedponies— altogether a very neat concern. We set off at a rapid pace. They step out well, don't they 1 We shall be down in plenty time to put on a pair of shoes by five o'clock, which is our dinner time. Late dinners don't agree with me—they produce indigestion. Of course you know that Louisa has a little boy.' I did not, but congratulated him. Yes, and has now gone out to India with her husband. Mary is also engaged to be married—a very good match—a Mr. Rivers, in the law. He has been called to the bar this year, and promises well. They may be a little pinched at first, but we must see what we can do for them.' We stopped at a neat row of houses, I forgot the name, and as we drove up, the servant, the only man-servant, came out and took the ponies around to the stable, while the maid received my luggage, and one or two paper bags, containing a few extracts for the occasion. I was met with the same warmth as ifsual by Mrs. Wille mot. The house was small, but, very neat ; the remnants of former grandeur, appeared here and there, in one or two little articles, favorites of the lady. We sat down at five o'clock to a plain dinner, and were attended by the footman, who had rubbed down the ponies and pulled on his livery. A good plain nook is the best thing after all,' observed Willemot. Your fine cooks won't condescend to roast and boil. ill you take some of this sirloin ? the under cut is excellent. My dear, give Mr. Reynolds some Yorkshire pudding.' When we were left alone after dinner, Mr. Willemot told me, very unconcernedly of his losses. It was not my fault,' said he ; I wished to make up a little sum for the girls, and risking what they would have had, I left them almost penniless. However, we can always command a bottle of port and a beef-steak, and what more in this world can you have I Will you take port or white I have no claret to offer you.' We finished our port, but I could per ceive no difference in Willemot. He was just as happy and as cheerful as ever. He drove me to town the next day. During our drive he observed,' I like ponies, they are so little trouble ; and I prefer them to driving one horse in this vehicle, as I can put my wife and daughter into it. It's selfish to keep a carriage for yourself alone ; and one horse in a four-wheeled double chaise, appeals like an imposition on the poor animal.' I went to Scotland, and remained about a year. On my return, I found that my friend Willemot had again shifted his quarters. He was at Brighton ; and having nothing better to do, put myself in the Times, and arrived at the Bedford Hotel. It was not until after some inquiry that I could find out his address. At last I obtained it in a respectable but not fashionable part of this overgrown town. Willemot received me just a s before. 'I have no spare bed to offer you, but you must breakfast and dine with us every day. Our house is small, but it's very comfortable, and Brighton is a very convenient place. You know Mary is married. A good place in the court was for sale, and my wife and I agreed to purchase it for Rivers. It has reduced us a little but they are very comfortable. I have retired from business altogether ; in fact, as my daughters are both married, and we have enough to live upon what can we wish for more Brighton is very gay, and always healthy, and, as for carriage and horse, they are of no use here—there are flies at every corner of the streets.' I accepted this invitation to dinner. A parlor maid waited, but everything, al though very plain, was clean and comfor table. I have still a ‘ bottle of wine for a friend, Reynolds,' said Willemot, after dinner ; but for my part, I prefer whiskey to day ;it agrees with me better. Here's to the health of my two girls—God bless them, and success to them in life.' My dear Willemot,' said I, excuse the liberty 'of an old friend, but I am so astonished at your philosophy, that I cannot help it. When I call to mind Belem Castle, your large establishment, your luxuries, your French cook, and your stud of cattle, I wonder at your contented state of mind under such a change of circumstances' I almost' wonder myself, my dear fellow,' said he. I never could have believed, at that time, that I could have lived happily under such a change of circumstances, but the fact is, although I have been a contractor, I have a good conscience ; then my wife she is an excel lent woman, and provided she sees me and her daughters happy, thinks nothing about herself; and farther, we have made it a rule, as we have been going down hill, to find reasons why we should be thankful and not discontented. Depend upon it, Reynolds, it is not a loss of fortune which will effect your haPpiness ; as long as you have peace and love at home. I took my leave of Willemot and his wife, with respect as well as regard, convinced that there was no pretended indifference to wordly advantages, that it was not that the grapes were sour, but he had learned the whole art of happiness, by being contented with what he had, and by cutting his coat according to his cloth !' e What have you to remark, mad am, about my singing I' Nothing, sir, it is not remarkable.' O Honesty is the best of policy. CARDS. 'Ell E. 111011TA1.....H. B. SWA.RB., Attorney _nu at Law, has removed his office to No. 13 North Duke street, nearly opposite his former location, and a few doors north of the Court House. apr 5 3m 12 NV' IL B ERF 0 RCE 111 /OWN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Office No. 24 North Queen street, nearly opposite Michael's Hotel, Lancaster, Pa. [oct 25 lyo 41 SANDEL H. REYNOLDS, Attorney at Law. Office, No. 14 North Duke street, opposite the Court House. may 5 tf 16 W A. 13 HINGTON W. HOPKINS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office with N. Lightner A J. IL Alexander, Daps, Duke St, nearly opposite Court House. [fhb 7 6m► 4 INREDERICH S. PYFER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. OFFICE—No. 'Mira DUKE E1T4.1.11T, (WEST SIDS,) LAR CASTER, Pa. apr 20 tf 14 RE .111 0V A Le.-WIL.LIAIII S. ANWEG, lA, Attorney at Law, has removed hie office from his former place into South Duke street, nearly opposite the Trinity Lutheran Church. apr 8 tf 12 HALL FOREMAN, • 1. ATTORNEY AT LAW. OFFICE WITO T. E. FILIMELIN, EsL. No. 26 NAST %MG ST., LA.NCASTER, PA. flit. JOHN DINDAIALA, DENTIST,-Office I/ and Residence, one door below the Lamb hotel, West King street, Lancaster, Pa. [apr 18 tf 13 I T. riIePHAIL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, mar . 3lly 11 No. 11 N. DUKE ST., LANCASTER, PA. ALDUS J. NEFF, Attorney at Law.-- Office with B. A. nastier, Esq., south-west corner of Centre Square, Lanceeter. may 15, '55 ly 17 ABRAM. SHANK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, OFFICE WITH D. G. ESHLEMAN, ESQ., No. 86 NORTH DIME ST., LANCASTER, PA. NEWTON LIGHLTNER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, has hie Office in North Duke street, nearly opposite the Court House. Lancaster, apr 1 tf 11 REMOVAL.--SEILON P. EBY, Attorney at Law, has removed his Office from North Duke street to No. 3, hi Widmyer's Row, South Duke street, Lancaster, Pa. [mar 13 tf 9 ANDREW J. STEINMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office formerly occupied by the late Col. Rash Frazer, opposite Cooper's Hotel, West King street. epr 17 E DWARD 111 , GAVERN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, No. 3 South Queen street, in Reed, IticGrann, Kelly & Co.'s Banking Building, Lancaster, Pa apr 6 REMOVAL.--WILLIAM B. FORDNE Y 9 Attorney at Law, has removed his office from North Queen street to the building in the south-east turner of Centre Square, formerly known as Hubley's Hotel. Lancaster, april 10 THEO. W. HERR, SURVEYOR, CON ,VEYANCER AND SCRIVENER. OFFICE—No. 22 North Duke street, opposi to the Court House, Lancaster, Pa. JESSE LANDIS , Attorney at Law.--Of flee one door east of Lechler's Hotel, East King street, Lancaster, Pa. us. All kinds of Scriveuing—such as writing Wills, Deeds, Mortgages, Accounts, &c., will be'attended to with correctness and despatch. may 15, '55 tf-17 TAMES BLACK, Attorney at Law.--Of— lice in East King street, two doors east of Lechler's Hotel, Lancaster, Pa. Ala - All business connected with his profession, and all kinds of writing, such as preparing Deeds, Mortgagee, Wills, Stating Accounts, &c., promptly attended to. m 15. F-17 EIWOVAL.--DR. J. T. BAKER, HOM CEPATHIC PHYSICIAN, has removed his office to No. 69 East King street, next door above King's Grocery. Refeience—Professor W. A. Gardner, Philadelphia. Calls from the country will be promptly attended to. apr 6 tf 12 JOHN F. BELINTON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, PHILADELPHIA, Pe., Has removed his office to his residence, No. 249 South 6th Street, above Sprtlce. Refers by permission to Hon. H. G. TONG, " A.. L. HAVES, 44 FEMME 13awronr, nov 24 Iy* 45 44 THADDEUS SrLVENS. pETER D. MYERS, -REAL ESTATE AGENT, PHILADELPHIA, Will attend to the Renting of Houses, Collecting House and Ground Rents, &c. Agencies entrusted to his care will he thankfully received, and carefully attended to.— Satisfactory reference given. Office N. E. corner of SEVENTH and SANSOSI streets, Second Floor, No. 10. fhb 17 ly 5 BUIL DING SLATE.--The subscriber has just received a large lot of PEACII BOTTOM and YORK COUNTY BUILDING SLATE, which he will put on by the square or sell by the ton, on the most reasonable eirms. Tie has also constantly on band an extra light Peach Bottom Building Slate, intended for slating on top of shingles. Please call and examine my PEACE BOTTOM SLATE, which are the best in the market, and cannot be had at any other yard, as I have made arrangements with R. F. Jones for the Lancaster Market. GEORGE D. SPRECHER, North Queen St., Lancaster, Penna. .4W- The above slate can also be had at F. S. BLETZ'S Lumber Yard, Columbia. This is to certify that we do not sell our best quality Peach Bottom (Waged Slate to any other per son in Lancaster city than the above named. R. F. JONES, Manufacturers of Peach Bottom Roofing Slate. cct 8 tf 38 BANKING HOUSE OF REED, HEN. DEMON & Co.—On the 26th of MARCII, instant, the undersigned, under the firm of REED, REM/ELME & CO., will commence the Bankng Business, in its usual 'branches at the office hitherto occupied by John K. Reed & Co., at the corner of East King and Duke streets, ho t green the Court House and Sprecher's Hotel, Lancaster, Pa: They will pay interest on deposits at thefollowing rates. 53 per cent. for 6 months and longer. 5 " " 30 days and longer. They will buy and sell Stocks and Real Estate on com mission, negotiate Loans for others, purchase and sell Bills of Exchange, Promissory Notes, Drafts, &c., The undersigned will be individually liable to the extent of their means, for all deposits and other obligations of ILEED, LIENDEIWON & Co. JOHN K. REED, AMOS S. HENDERSON, mar 20 tile.' ISAAC E. WESTER. IiDENNSYLVANIA PATENT AGENCY. JE J. FRANKLIN REIGART, of Lancaster,city, obtains Lctters Patent from the 11. S. Patent Office, on the most reasonable terms. Drawings of all kinds of Machinery Architecture, or Surveys, correctly executed by him. Like. wise Deeds, Bonds and other instruments of writing Office—Agricultural and Mechanical Ka (Sprecher's Buildings,) North Queen street, Lancaster. err 25 14 JAMES H. BARNES, FANCY AND WINDSOR CLIAIR MAKER, No. WA East King street. La.ncaster, Takes pleasure in inviting the public to call at his Ware. rooms, and examine his BEAUTIFUL ASSORTMENT OF CHAIRS OF VARIOUS PATTERNS. tia.ORDERS received and promptly attended .. to at the shortest notice. None but the best workmen are employed in this establishment, consequently Chairs purchased at title house are fully equal to any article sold in the Eastern Cities. Call and examine for yourselves. Lang 16 ly 31 DRUG AND CHEMICAL STORE. The subscriber having removed his store tg the new building nearly opposite his old stand, and directTy opposie the Cross Keys Hotel, has now on hand a well selected stock of articles belonging to the Drug business, consisting in part of Oils, Acids, Spices, .Seeds, Alcohol, Powdered Articles, Sarsaparillas, &e., &c., to which the attention of country merchants, physicians and consumers in general is invited. THOMAS ELLM AKER, feb 9 tf 4 West King street, Lan. TE VEILE HO USE, No. 227 North Third Street, Philadelphia This house is situated In the most business part of the City; has ono hundred and thirty rooms, large parlors, and every room newly furnished, and is considered one of the finest Hotels of its class in Philadelphia. It has erected on it a large Observatory where persons can have a fine view of the city, Delaware river, &c., dr.. It Is also supplied with hot and cold water baths, which will be free of charge to the guests bf the house. City Care will take you to the Revere. Our charges are moderate—sl.2s per day. Persons visiting the city will please come and try the house, and we pledge ourselves that we will endeaVor to use our best efforts to make it appear like horns. Coes. J. Fees; of Beading, has charge of the office. G. W. 'HINKLE, Formerly of the States' Union Hotel, and r. centiy of the United States Hotel, Atlantic City, N. J., Proprietor. may 1 Sm 16 COAL I COAL t i COAL tt I We would respectfully call the attention of the public to our superior stock of COAL, selected and prepared ex pressly for family use, which we will re-ecreon and deliver in good order to any art of the city, at the lowest market prices. 'GEO. CALDER & CO. Office East Orange street, two doors from North Queen. Yard--flraeff's Landing, on the Conestoga. aug 16 tf 31 AHOMESTEAD FOB. $lO.--A HOME STEAD FOR $lOO. Also, HOMESTEADS for $lOOO AND OVER, In a desirable, healthy country. ..14— AGENTS WANTED! Send for a Pamphlet. Apply to E. BAUDER, Laud Agent, Port Royal, Va ' Or to Col. W. D. REITZEE, Agent, at Landisville, Lan caster co., Pa. (July 12 ly 26 E DI 0 V A L.--We have this day re _lXto our new Banking House, in EAST KING Sr., where the Banking Business in all its varied branches will re ceive our beet attention. Interest on deposits will be allowed ItS heretofore. Drafts on New York, Philadelphia and Ba timore con stantly for sale. Stock, Bonds, and other securities bought and sold in Philadelphia and New York— and information given as to their relative value and prospects. Uncurrent Bank Notes bought and sold, and premium allowed on old American coin. Persons entrusting any business to us, whether money on deposit, or for purch*e or sale of Bonds or Stocks, may .:doend upon prompt and faithful performance of all con-. tracts. • . . . The members of the firm' are individually liable for all its obliga_ .tions. JOHN OYGER, k 00 ROBS. CIABISON, Cashier. mar 2 tf 7 NO: '2B. STovps, TIN AND COPPER WARE. DEANER ce SCHATCM, - NO. 7 EAST KING STREET, LANCASTER, PA. They have constantly on hand all kinds of Stoves, of the various patterns now in nse, either for wood or noel. They would also call particular attention - to the large stock of COPPER KETTLES, which are manufactured. at their establishment, and will be sold cheaper than can be bought at any other place in this city. They have also the largest stock of TIN WARE, made of the very best material and in a workmanlike manner. . . Roofing, Spouting add all kinds of Tin Work done at the shortest notice and on the most reasonable terms. They have purchased the right of C. Kieffer, Eeq., for Lancaster county, for his patent Calorific Boller, of which hundreds are in use in this county. Call and examine this useful boiler, that can now be sold at reduced prices: Persons in want of anything of our line, will please give us a call. [june 5 If 21 TATIONAL POLICE GAZETTE.-.This 11 Great Journal of Crime and Criminals is in its Thir teenth year, and is widely circulated throughout the coun try. It Is the first paper of the kind published in the United States, and it distinctive in ita character. It has lately passed into the hands of Geo. W. Matsell is Co., by whom it will hereafter be conducted. Mr. Matsell was formerly Chief of Police of New York City, and he will no doubt render it one of the most interesting papers in:the country. Its editorials are forcibly written, and of a char acter that should command for the paper universal sup port. .ItEr- Subscriptions, $2 per annum ; $1 for Six Months, to be remitted by Subscribers, (who should write their names and the town, county and state wherethey reside plainly,) to GEO. W. MATSELL & CO., - Editors and Proprietors of the National Police Gazette, New York City. MEM SCRIVENING CONVEVANCING, The undersigned respectfully announces to the public that he has taken the office lately ()Coupled by John A. Hiestand, Esq., where he will be pleased to transact all business connected with the above profession that may be placed in his hands. Jar' Office No. 26 North Duke street, Lancaster, Pa. 0 E. HATES, ( )Hy Regulator. COAL AT LOWEST CASH PRICES. The undersigned having receiving their stock of PINE GROVE, .• • BALTIMORE COMPANY, LYKENS' VALLEY, SHAMOKIN AND TRENTON COALS, Will deliver the same to purchasers, carefully screened, at the very lowest prices, for cash. Always on band, Lime burners' and Blacksmith Coal. GEO. CALDER & CO., • Office, East Orange, near North Queen street. Yard, at Graeff's Landing, on the Conestoga. aug 13tf 33 VLIAS BARR Sr- CO., 31 East King street, Are Sole Agents in Lancaster and York counties for the following VALUABLE SUBSCRIPTION BOOKS: THE NEW AMERICAN CYCLOPADIA, the Ninth Vol ume of which is expected early to April, excels the prom ises of its editors lu every respect. We are grateful to our friends for their very liberal encouragement, and are proud to know that not one of our numerous subscribers regrets having given his name for this valuable work. Each vol ume costs less than four cents per day. 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Moderwell's Commission Warehouse, fronting on the Railroad and North Prince street. Cheap for Cosh or approved credit.— Constantly on hand a full assortment of all kinds Saddler's and Shoemaker's Leather, of superior quality, including " Rouser's celebrated Sole Leather," also, Leather Bands, well stretched, suitable for all kinds of machinery, of any length and width required, made of a superior quality of Leather, Furnace Bellows, Band and Lacing Leather, Gar den Hose, Tanner's Oil, Currier's Tools, Moroccan, Shoe Findings, &e. All kinds old Leather bought in the rough ; highest prices given for Rides and Skins in cash; orders will bo prompt ly attandod to. lob 6 ly 6 A MERICAN LIFE INSURANCE AND TRUST COMPANY. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000. Company's Building, Walnut street, S. E. corner-or Fourth PHILADELPHIA. LIFE INSURANCE AT THE USUAL MUTUAL RATES, or at Joint Stock Rates, at about 20 per cent. less, or at Total Abstinence Rates, the lowest in the world. A. 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July 10 15 , 25 FIILL.NIT UWE OF , KVEOI7.Ir DESORIP 'Con, warranted as good as the best, and cheaper than the cheapest—at IiBTCILMITS,'-NoMM Qlfatzr anus; op• posit° Shank's National Noma, Lancaster. N. B. To any one purchasing $5O wortb*fore the first of November next, 10 per cent. will hititliowtid for Cash. aug 31 . . . 'TAUS. WAYLLN Ac - SW ENTZ Ets IDON LI None to practice Dentistry at their - 0N0%.80 i North Queen street, half square from the -Depot,. Lan caster, Pa. [apt 17 tf 14 DICTIONARY ILLII§TRATED